HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2018 : PART ONE

[@joey6437]

"Im trying out this new thing where im allergic to everything" just great

[@joey6437]

Guess hes allergic to plastic banana candies

[@ubarman69]

Yeah more like James McCloud is allergic to his own agenda sets.

[@PsychoPanda9000]

Aleks is the most powerful CowChop member when he's under the Influence

[@Strummie]

Bret

[@theninedivides6851]

I agree

[@chaolinlake]

He's pretty weak sober, but when he's drunk it's essentially a rocket to the top of cowchop powerlevels

[@starcrossedother]

Matt skateboarding was the biggest surprise of the year.

[@olixor]

Joe is gonna be a dad. *is already a dad.

[@FirstLast-oi4cp]

thought he was a poser? xD

[@kiro_ciganina4225]

@@olixor he is already

[@MickeyGeezz]

HE'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD

[@boiledsheep]

they should have him on the other side of the camera more often he's very funny

[@OPMadMan]

Got flashbacks to Aleks' drunk rage last year as soon as they pulled out that calendar.

[@rubixgamer6598]

Stalker is on sale blyat

[@Mike55690]

I just wanted to say, Thank You James, Alek's for the years and years of amazing content. Spanning from 2011 (James) to Aleks (2013) when i subscribed, to now Cow Chop - I wish the entire Cow Chop family Happy Holiday's and early Merry Christmas, along with the fans alike ! What a ride it's been and hoping for more years to come ahead !

[@hays7ak649]

Got you beat. Been watching James for 10 years since August 2008!

[@JeremyCruz99]

Stop your making me cry

[@joey6437]

Been watching James since he was just 18 years old. Its a rough time stalking everyone at cow chop now but with my experience I get it done.

[@reman3000]

@@hays7ak649 damn! 10 years

[@wrathofvaughn9309]

I've been watching them for a few days. Their content is pretty mediocre, but sometimes there's not much else to watch. Anyways, Merry Christmas.

[@TheSweetestPea94]

Aleks’ reaction to the fortnite piñata was surprising, kind of sweet almost.

[@AMSB0SII]

The true gift of this video is matt

[@raghvendrasingh5636]

i wish aleks was dancing in front of the green screen, that would have been ePiC meme material...

[@RandomNameName]

If you have the time you could do it manually

[@MoonGables]

suppose Aleks posed outside the green screen intentionally?

[@beemer9108]

He 100% did it intentionally.

[@hw7202]

@@RandomNameName that shit took me so long for a few seconds. If you have the time to sacrifice go ahead. Probably not even worth it for any exposure. Just for the meme of it. Probably be out dated by the time your done aka sonic mania shit I made.

[@NatsumiMichi]

"Are you drinking already?!" *proceeds to get a double bottle shot of bubbly* Oh man, every now and then I am reminded of why I love this channel so much. James & Aleks could make an hour long video of just them sitting on a couch and staring at the camera and I'd be sold.

[@zairevariegata3421]

Isn't that the CCTV podcast?

[@alibyte]

MATT GANG WE OUT HERE

[@teeth420]

Fr we need way more of matt

[@DarkBobKnetDragon]

11:17 Most underrated part of the video

[@roidmango5751]

easily my favourite cow chop event each year

[@magicsomething9737]

That cutters joke was a personal attack lmaooo

[@vchearts9729]

I choked

[@UwU-lo4dv]

I missed the reference. Can someone explain?

[@zanpander2882]

@@UwU-lo4dv hawthorn heights is viewed as a very "edgy emo" band

[@Whalians]

Nice pfp

[@BeardedGorlok]

Brett being in and out and the special guest at the very end almost made me pass out of laughter! Great holiday guide James thank you for your great wisdom.

[@smokeythemothafuckinbear4506]

sometimes I feel like alek's alcoholism isn't scripted

[@devilzwanganmidnight5951]

Miss them so much.

[@stevieched5480]

Probably my favorite series is the Christmas gift guide

[@samurai85x]

The gift guide last year is how I discovered the channel, nice to see it come back and cool that I've been here for a whole year. Keep it up guys! CONTENT!

[@LRiv1996]

"This is Halloween" is my favorite way to get into the Holiday Spirit! 😁

[@kerarri158]

every Holliday in cow chop is spooky as Halloween

[@mikesimpson9942]

4:00 is what all Chili's employees should strive to be.

[@Wismic]

I was actually laughing so loudly from this video. This was so great! Just spontaneous, no boundaries, everything was just hilarious and perfect. Gotta keep going with that 'do whatever' mentality in videos :)

[@annaalt98]

iS tHaT a RoSé?!?! 9:19 😊 very relatable, James

[@Kubjax]

The skateboarding at the end... if only James knew what was coming, lol. The foreshadowing.

[@jaleneagle5293]

Hell yea brother

[@samperez0123]

Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda days!

[@Drakeo99]

I'm from Colorado I thought you were shooting up the place 😂😂😂

[@troytumbleweed]

That was really nice of you guys to invite that bald homeless man in and providing him with clothing and booze

[@trulosity]

Im glad to still see james and Alex a epic duo for so many years now. And they still have that same sense of humor sense day 1 and i just find it crazy how they are still together even through great and worse. Merry Christmas Everyone and a Happy New Year!!!

[@danbowes]

Brett's bald head is so white I thought he was wearing a swim cap for a second

[@alak1414]

It's also perfectly spherical, adds to the effect.

[@Sinatra301]

The Christmas and Halloween episodes never fail to make me smile, and trust me I've seen them a lot😂

[@MoNeenja]

"You know anything about cutters?" "Yeah I used to know a kid that listened to Hawthorne Heights"

[@tjmoore9437]

Aleks has dabbed so much over the past two years that he cant dab properly anymore

[@nicfeds]

I wanna say, just seeing James’s face brings me joy, you guys have never left my life throughout everything. Like honest to god. You were always something to rely on

[@xwers1234]

I didn’t realize the bag was actually that bad, damn it looks like a trash bag. Just like the game is

[@TheSpacemanjoe]

Yeah was supposed to be a tough canvas military bag but they cheaped out and made it out of plastic

[@Chippppppppppp]

And they still advertise it as canvas....classic bait and switch

[@necrohunger]

The bag is actually quite ugly but didn't you saw all the other items that comes with the power armor edition? You haters are scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point

[@XXneatfreakXX]

@@necrohunger Are you stupid? It's not even the quality of the items that is the issue. The original issue was the false advertising where they displayed the canvas bag as included in the purchase when it wasn't. We know there is cool stuff in there.

[@necrohunger]

@@XXneatfreakXX i often read and heard people saying that who bought the power armor edition spent 200 dollars on a nylon bag not mentioning all the other items at all

[@zooparty1257]

Is it just me or has the recent Cow Chop content really rejuvenated the channel. For me it has, I really enjoy and look forward to content now, which to be honest I wasnt really feelin at the start of the year

[@Nikefootballcode13]

I normally don't like videos on KZbin.... but i love me some good holiday gift guides you guys make. Love ya guys been with both of ya'll for a long time. Hope only the best for all of ya'll.

[@Sxybexi]

Matt is the real star of this video

[@HueFyren]

Aleks got some mighty fine love handles

[@Drewfy100]

Something so cathartic of hearing the Kingdom Hearts rendition of Halloween Town in a Cow Chop video...

[@ibrahim3690]

Oh my god its painful how underrated this channel is

[@Naminegir]

Thank you for giving me another year full of laughs and gaffs guys, merry chrysler from myself to all the amazing individuals in cowchop!

[@gabrielgutierrez2905]

if you watch the part where aleks is hating on the Fallout merch, you can hear Todd Howard faintly in the background whispering "it just works"

[@morganmariex]

Here's to another great year of Cow Chop content! 🍾🎉 Thanks for all of the work you guys put into this channel!

[@kikaimato5562]

I just want to say, seeing Aleks wearing the helmet and testing out how strong it is made my day.

[@beemer9108]

Man, this is a great reminder of the old, good content. Absolutely loved it.

[@justaguy2961]

I love cow chop, they're so random in every video and they just be themselves which is soooo entertaning to watch

[@DanFarrell98]

Well done guys, releasing a gift guide 4 days before Christmas. Really great timing there, good job

[@UberHaxorNova]

You missed the other year where it came out AFTER Christmas.

[@DanFarrell98]

UberHaxorNova So I guess you’re improving then, I’ll take it back

[@AsianManGV3]

THIS is Cow Chop. The content ive been waitinf for.

[@herosmashmigdk]

Aleks wont swallow a tiny piece of plastic, but he'll gladly eat a tidepod or two

[@Roger8131]

It's always fun to have a holiday gift guide 4 days before Christmas, thank you chowchop~!

[@sneakking101]

Yes yes yes, my favorite duo again in another Holiday Special, Aleks and James.

[@gloriussausage]

6:55 “I used electricity shocks to make me dab”

[@HunterIsCooler]

“I’m from Colorado, I thought you were shooting up the place.”💀💀😂

[@MultiThingz]

4:36 and they wonder why the get demonitized

[@sean269]

GHTZZX don’t forget when Alec talked about people cutting themselves

[@chestnut0811]

"Oh my bad" - Brett

[@genesisjordan2440]

Tis a joke brother

[@theninedivides6851]

Actually laughed tbh lol I love that style of humor

[@bobtillich8306]

I never thought I'd live to see the day where James was in better shape than Aleks

[@MadsMadsen837]

It's almost Christmas again

[@CaptainUsopp118]

at 15:47 that cut in the bread looks like a side photo of James with the bun and crossing his arms.

[@danielfrancis5356]

This was great, just what I needed to get in the holiday spirit! Happy holidays CowChop and thanks for a great year

[@TheShaftOfMinecraft]

That skateboard segment was Intergalactic.

[@Berserker9696]

One of the better Videos in recent time :) i always like your Content but sometimes i get the feeling you guys are getting tired

[@akiraslayer7934]

I still have the full sized version of that lunchbox from Fallout 3 still wrapped from buying the FO3 special edition haha.

[@jamesphelps7193]

Can’t wait for the 2020 holiday gift guide 😪

[@JC-hf7zt]

Aleks and Brett are just flexing their power levels this whole episode

[@Strixs]

We need more Jakob and Matt.

[@chickenbats22]

brett was radiating major chaotic energy this whole video

[@frazmac388]

I fooking love Cow Chop, merry christmas everyone

[@entrcpy]

Aleks is a national treasure.

[@sat_rn]

Brett missing Aleks' helmet is peak Cow Chop

[@kepler656]

Damn, rewatching this reminded me why I miss this channel so muchj

[@kepler656]

Damn, rewatching this reminded me why I miss this channel so muchj

[@fittpappa687]

ITS A GOOD THING YOU UPLOADED THIS 3 DAYS BEFORE CHIRSTMAS MY DUDES

[@CapybaraFourteen]

I jsut wanted to say, thank you for making me laugh the hardest i've laughed in a while. Don;t ever stop making amazing content.

[@kennabenna2525]

i worked at chili's so i immediately knew he was wearing a chili's shirt before he even showed it lmaoo i was like how tf did he get that

[@yankeepop5091]

YES ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER GIFT GUIDE I LOVE THESE

[@stoner1822]

Now i see why kinder surprise got banned over there lol

[@XENO051]

James- "We have amazing items to show here" Me- *glances at the 76 box* "uh huh"

[@StMartin7]

“Have you ever seen a cutter?” “ yeah i used to know a kid that listens to hawthorne heights” OOF

[@AceJacob]

MOST UNDERRATED CHANNEL ON KZbin

[@AceJacob]

fr

[@julianeminger5359]

Aleks has pretty cool tattoos

[@raggy4627]

Hey this might be something they liked filming lol

[@OGBeefStew]

The best gift for anyone is Bookworm Adventures Deluxe.

[@kz-be3ri]

Beef Stew lego star wars 2 for the nintendo ds is the ultimate gift

[@queengrimmzin6221]

Matt is just too pure

[@crushworthyxo]

I feel like this was the most cow chop energy episode in a while 👌🏻😂

[@affrankie6663]

Matt is now my favorite cowchop member

[@JonEWeaver]

More of this Cow Chop! You all seemed like you were actually having a good time!

[@UltraPrimal]

5:25 Oh, so they're like a shitty knock-off of Kinder Surprise, but instead of some delicious chocolate, it's just some shitty plastic banana.

[@mario41221]

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES YOU GAVE ME 😭😭😭

[@waterbearforever]

The best gift is genuine laughs given by this video

[@gintaras774]

Please do more skating, I've never laughed so hard watching a cowchop video

[@theninedivides6851]

11:00 is why aleks needs to drink more during recordings lol gets him loosened up xD true slav

[@leftovers8219]

>me >opening Christmas presents

[@DQHW]

Been waiting for so long for this

[@tommymills3614]

Brett throwing the bottle at Aleks shoulder was way too funny

[@Dontridemynick]

Yo where can I find the fallout thing with the booblehead at 12:00

[@Foolig_]

Idk why but when Matt came in flying on the skateboard I started dying 😂

[@tally_hal]

drunk aleks back at it again

[@Slyhntr316]

Gotta love that Kingdom Hearts Halloween Town music 👌🏻

[@aStrix171]

I fucking loved this video! Cow Chop team has become my favorite part of RT & I always look forward to new videos. New Year's resolution: I'm going to by even more merch. *continues to drink vodka from Cow Chop pint glass* Skol!

[@XxKyoRyuxX]

this is such a fun episode i love the holiday gift guide

[@maximilianpeschel844]

aleks at 6:54 just killed me wtf

[@ninon_7295]

12:20 Quantum cola woooooow 😂😂😂 this should be a meme

[@duckthuglife]

I love how they have Halloween music in the background.