2 COTTAGERS 1FLUFFER NO BOTTLE (CLEAN)

[@shanty4590]

Never give in to the tyranny & never give them your details if you haven’t committed a crime, let them arrest you & sue them big time

[@blurtam188]

100% Let the tyrants learn

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

I get what your saying, but if the coppers wanna be arseholes, they could hold him for 24 hours before de-arresting him. copper number 2 would have gone that way. to be fair copper 1 was ok.

[@tech10k14]

Once again British law rushes in to protect everyone... except the British law- abiding. This country is finished....

[@Ph3nom122GSD]

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just re-watch this video and brightens my day back up. 😅

[@Veztai]

The fact you smacked his phone out his hand and he still did nothing says volumes about his character, 'pussayyy' 😂

[@richardjancso886]

First comment ever for me.Been watching the American audits. You are my first British one. Please keep up the good work, we have all been conditioned to conform. KEEP TEACHING. Good man. Good luck 🤞

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Welcome aboard!

[@tillyflop22]

Two other Great channels DJ audit, BP audits and DJE media.

[@paulbeasley5026]

Woolly hat looks about 50 dressing like a 20 year old😂

[@boztec7187]

Beardy boy needs a slap.

[@georgealexander8900]

Experienced copper using words and humor to defuse the situation...doesn't matter how many police there are but the quality of the officer

[@bigt6889]

The cop is a disgrace the way he approached

[@lolsamftw]

the cop is SMART but he's still a tyrant

[@dronie4k288]

Needs a mass audit now all the boys down lets see the table turn when grindr boy is surrounded by loads of people

[@robertmawby3021]

The little fluffer girl must have a strong neck to be able wear such a mammoth bobble! Who told her that it looks good? 😂😂

[@djsylambert]

Needs it for neck exercises... gobble wobble? 😂

[@AldisoKristian]

It is so all the guy can hold her from back.

[@bikercamper8714]

The more stuff on fluffer girls head to hide her mug the better

[@normanno8514]

girl is pushing it - she needs to dress more like her age

[@bobwallacejnr6852]

Somebody please give this guy his own tv show

[@jameswells6134]

I notice the hard man with the beard had to go and get his coat after all 🤣

[@stephenparslow7964]

That beard is so f ing last year

[@rudeboijasmithy]

I think this is from last year as it’s a re upload lol.

[@johnklockyer]

😂😂

[@nevilebardos5702]

That's the sort of thing a bird would say

[@nathanmoore7120]

Sounds like something a person who can’t grow a beard would say! 😬

[@johnklockyer]

@@nathanmoore7120 beard is their to show what you had for breakfast lol. Or try to convince people your Islamic 😂😂👍👍👍

[@alanedwards2217]

Comedy gold this one. I must have watched this about 20 times now.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Glad you like it

[@huzidamasta]

Notice he kept his distance after you slapped the phone out of his hand. He never got that close again after that.

[@normanno8514]

swallowed it like the melt he is

[@Oooooh-Betty]

State of these young feminine kids of today 😂

[@garlicgorilla6540]

Ah Captain Spunkcatcher!

[@rossnicol9099]

13:13 Beardy boy's voice is breaking showing that he's nervous!

[@mickymoz1]

grinder boy must model himself on rylan, had to look twice 🤣😂

[@sammyhope7216]

Brilliant video and glad you educated grinder boy

[@charliesavigar1137]

‘Grinder boy’ Jesus Christ

[@lilhazey1128]

@@charliesavigar1137 don’t blame the gaffer plz!

[@ItsEasyJustLift]

@@charliesavigar1137 is that you grinder boy?

[@charliesavigar1137]

@@ItsEasyJustLift just abit of a weak insult isn’t it mate

[@BeyondtheIights]

The Rylan Clark inspired pleb?

[@marcoxlong2655]

Beardy is a proper mummies boy..His mummy started him on solids far too early

[@robinjones5912]

Tight jeans and beard …say no more

[@fgwt6126]

Certainly one of the most entertaining and skilful YT auditors out there, I have binged watched every upload to date, keep up the good work.

[@Lonely_Goat]

I wouldn't say skilled. More aggressive is a better adjective. This is the auditor we all been begging for

[@ponyboycurtis9345]

@@Lonely_Goat It`s always full of comedy , drama and suspense on how far Mark will prod them.

[@li5322]

No Focus Pocus is the best and most articulate auditor in the UK. This guy is the worst auditor I've seen so far

[@GADGETVP15]

I never laughed so much at an audit well done to the officer 👮‍♂️

[@lukemasterson9507]

Any one with balls would not allow phone to be slapped out of his hand and just comes back for more,,!,,

[@kenjack6674]

The guy with the beard Does hang about men's toilets ...he is a cottage Queen ...No doubt about it ...

[@anthonydowling3356]

I was waiting for the spunk catching beard comment from Mark he did in another video .lol

[@Jack_B_guin_87]

Big John tried to come steaming in and quickly realised you’d done nothing wrong once he calmed down. Bet big spunk catcher is gutted

[@67mill]

And that’s why you don’t boil wash jeans

[@gazlife7963]

You can tell beard man don't get none of his boyfriend at home

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

Tne guy in white really is like a gay stereotype, its amazing. Every aspect of his presentation is spon-on. The voice seals the deal.

[@johnklockyer]

She has a water tower on her head? Is it to make her look taller.

[@johnferguson40]

The police are so quick to judge photographers. IT'S GOT TO STOP.

[@Fizzled608]

The spunk catcher and the fluffer.... Pussies! Great video yet again boss! 😂

[@Theoriginalbigbrillo]

Don you do know what a fluffer is? Right?

[@cadge]

Lots of mouth and not much action from the fruity boys! Love his little giggle!

[@nevilebardos5702]

Not being funny they'd probably knock the snot out of him they've just got common sense

[@micksmixxx]

@@nevilebardos5702 Could have fooled me, if you THINK that they showed common sense!

[@danfr5961]

Spunk catcher and baggy arsehole nearly finished me hahaha 😂

[@hicks3749]

34:50 odd facial movements then mutters to himself. The force need to keep an eye on that one.

[@User10111]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tonypine3434]

yeesh. u ain't wrong!

[@mrkoogs]

Best video I've seen in a longtime..

[@danielmurray1490]

Geezer in the beard shit himself after the phone went into the air kept his distance after that

[@OptimumAdvantedge]

You're not supposed to give them details if you haven't committed any crimes. Threaten him back with civil litigation for an unlawful arrest

[@CommodoreVic20]

Technically you do if they suspect you of a crime or one has been alleged otherwise how would they take it further if definite proof is later found? You only know if a crime has been commited after what they call a 'prompt investigation'. The officer was actually very good.

[@OptimumAdvantedge]

@@CommodoreVic20 They have 24 hours to find proof

[@charlieminaj2]

@@OptimumAdvantedgenot if it’s a vindictive arrest

[@TallBoy-vf3tt]

So all offences need to be proved or disproved in 24 hours??? You muppet!!! So murder investigations are solved in hours 🤣😂🤣 All they need is suspicion to arrest. That’s so low level on the burden of proof 🤦‍♂️

[@JonBoii]

Where is the link to their website?

[@narniebone1332]

Laughed all the way through it has it all From Grinder boy to back up fluffer even spunk catcher so funny well done

[@patthewoodboy]

business must be slow

[@ChrisS-rx8dm]

I have got to say I watch a lot of KZbin videos and by far this is the best video to date ❤

[@ChrisS-rx8dm]

Thank you 🙏

[@tommyferris4589]

"You've sellotaped your glasses" 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@Kingofrestrrooms666]

its GAFFER!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@verysurvival]

Fail Son Spunk Beard has inherited a business from Daddy. Never done a days work in his life . Embarrassing his family

[@TheOptimod]

36:55 the (beardy) smile of defeat. 🙂

[@Teknotion]

Batty Boy clearly has the painters in.

[@reddave8628]

She looked like Minnie mouse with an ear missing 😂😂😂😂. I think that's what you called OWNED Mr skinny jeans 😂😂😂😂

[@fallenzeon]

I got to be honest I would have lost my head with that amount of cameras in my face …sentence or not shit stabber and rent boy would be smashed to bits

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

the spunk catcher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@lukemarsh3103]

“If you don’t give me your details I’ll arrest you” Well good grief 🐷🐷🐷

[@justanotherday9165]

Lets face it when a company has an ant midlton wanna be with jeans tight enough to make his back up hard as a CEO theyre boned 😂

[@SnakePliskin770]

3 clowns especially the little tart 😂

[@leftyme4568]

I`d be coming back to these kind of places until they learn.

[@Ashley-lb9jz]

That beard is a Spunk catcher 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@markhamilton9834]

Spunk catcher,,,that's the best this week,,,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🤣

[@granite999]

Another tyrant cop who doesn't bother to investigate an allegation and jumps straight to threatening an arrest.

[@ESPSJ]

There should be punishments for people that are found to have heavily exaggerated a situation to police. That woman probably said so much bullshit to the police.

[@syntacticreality4855]

He and the girl filmed you in full capacity of the company. GDPR applies. You could ask for copy of their videos. Bearded man's behaviour should result in instant dismissal.

[@streetvideoreviewer]

Why should he be dismissed?

[@syntacticreality4855]

@@streetvideoreviewer Harassment! Imagine if you walked your dog and I came to you from near by office and start questioning it why you walk your dog what for and start filming you with my iPhone you would be pissed would you? The same with filming or taking photos. walking your dog is not illegal, filming in public is not illegal. We have freedom in this country.

[@keithbarlow2813]

So happy to have found your channel, excellent work Sir.

[@brettmanvalleyvan]

Firstly my ribs are sore from laughing and my chest is in bit's, this is by far the best video I've seen on KZbin so thank you for that 🙏🏻. Grinder boy Rylan wonna be and sidekick backup had balls of, we'll didn't have any really and yes they all thought you'd be carted off 🙈 they all honestly made themselves look a right buch of sad twats. To top it off a half, small half mind decent constable of the law acting according to law for once, which in itself is quite remarkable . Again thank you for a bloody good laugh and brilliant video ❤️🙏🏻

[@rudeboijasmithy]

I remember watching this before. It’s so funny when they think they are clever when they look so stupid. The most clever thing they could do is go away and not eat into your hands like muppets. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelbyrne4727]

God you have me up all night watching your.Please don't ever stop.😊😊😊

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🙏🙏🙏

[@royalanethridge333]

Definitely a mental problem with a beard

[@Baddscorpio]

He’s wearing jeggings

[@verysurvival]

What has happened to the male of Britain where they just hang around for 30 minutes holding a mobile phone

[@LorrieLogan]

John ⭐. Even though this is a past video….it is still meaningful. Why did that Bailey’s crew feel the need to follow so far down the pedestrian walkway? Beyond out-of-order.

[@D...Charger]

John?.Its mark.

[@user-pf5xq3lq8i]

That gaslighting bint looks like the type to sleep with her dogs. Absolutely honkin.

[@lanamortenson8694]

@@D...Charger His comment was about John!

[@Only-Me-Again123]

@@D...Charger Who's Mark? You mean John!

[@robrobinson6218]

@user-ob8en1ef4s 😂😂😂😂

[@uniqueoutcome6589]

Ol' Skinny jeans Grinder Boy, Back-up, and Bobble Head Fluffer Girl...the internet at it's finest. 🤣🤣🤣

[@nomadsteve5297]

I can’t look at anyone with a beard without thinking spunk catcher 😂😂

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

🤣🤣🤣😍

[@DarrylBezza-tw7zj]

😂😂😂

[@closewatcher8586]

That dude's big fluffy ball-tickler looks ridiculous like he is some kind of mountain man. Goes well with the skinny jeans.

[@miraclemile5451]

This ‘auditor’ is the best… absolutely glued to my phone watching his vids..

[@AldisoKristian]

Ah the white shirt guy will get his face punched in so many times in his life. :D

[@madelinecochrane]

What company did Rylan and friends work at?

[@shellsbignumber2]

The older copper was a man of experience the younger one could learn a thing or two, calling the younger copper ' sonny ' should of just been water off a ducks back, instead he made a big deal about it. Your ego is like your dog, now you either control your dog or your dog controls you. 31:20

[@anthonydowling3356]

>Your ego is like your dog, now you either control your dog or your dog controls you. < That's very true .Sunny .lol

[@jackjordan3715]

Why is that 2/10 blonde tart getting involved 😂

[@Obiwansookmyboaby]

4.43 - HAHAHAHAH what was that sound wing commander tight top made?? MMMMEEEEE MMMMMMEEEEEP HAHAHAHA his poor family having to exist with that MMEEEEEE MMMMMEEEEEPPP HAHAHAHA a total clown of a man!! Spunk catcher beard HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA sheeer comedy gold!! Fucking in absolute stitches here like!!

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌🙏

[@Taylor-vr4zg]

What company is this

[@herculean49]

What a waste of police time 🤦‍♂️

[@ThisisEngland1066]

How can you criticise his perfect appearance .. spunk catcher is wearing all the lastest hipster appeal his even got the beard his a vip in the rainbow club Surprised he stayed out the closet that long

[@jamesmonoghan1281]

Hehehe! What are you doing! The classic nosy bastards whine.

[@johno8562]

I remember this one he actually deserved it mate 👍

[@juliecairns4235]

Funniest thing I've ever seen. Brilliant.

[@stanleymilgram4788]

You go first, no you go first, no, oh maybe the police can save face for us.

[@SSHHABBA]

Beard must get crusty 😂

[@paulbrew7022]

With all that spunk

[@charlieminaj2]

@@paulbrew7022mmm 😊

[@stroop43]

Thanks

[@nathantaylor5003]

What's the name of the company?

[@karljon3346]

Spunk catcher beard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GaryMcCormick]

"I don't know how to handle this so I will keep my phone pointed at him and laugh to show superiority" - Tossers.

[@J0nny61]

I'm going to have to use that, "Spunk Catcher Beard" PMSL

[@techd4743]

The man with the beard, he's arse sure went when he's phone went flying. But to be fair tho i wouldn't expect anything less from man who spends more time than a woman does getting ready in the morning in front of the mirror and trying on most of he's wardrobe 😮

[@FuncleB]

The state of him 😅😅😅 100% desperate on tinder gold 😂😂

[@nubie1100]

Fukin skinny jeans says it all 🤦‍♂️

[@australianjackaroo6660]

That cop is letting his personal feelings get in the way of his professional job he needs to be fired immediately

[@ambmainman]

But wait a minute..... If you look closely when bully boy got close to the cameraman..... two tiny round things fell from the bottom of his trouser legs..... I think they were his balls.... when he gets home he's so angry and aroused.... he's definitely going to watch his new video of Bangkok Chick Boys!

[@jayl0151]

“ He’s gone to re-gel his hair “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewgtiddlyt7832]

Them coppers played good cop bad cop and forgot there roles half way through 😂..great video that Mark keep up the good work!

[@Kingofrestrrooms666]

Those coppers, not 'them' coppers. Forgot their roles, not 'there' roles. I learned grammar at school, so I thought I'd help an Englishman out that should know better. Ater all it is the English language. You're welcome Andy. 💜

[@fred-br1qq]

@@Kingofrestrrooms666 it is spelt 'After', You're welcome Pinkie

[@philldownes8685]

you mean bent cop bad cop...............no such thing as a good cop...

[@rawdawg4394]

What is this company?

[@jamieclarke9831]

Well done Mark have watched this loads of times brilliant.

[@JordanChilde]

When will people learn they are the the stars off the show 😂❤

[@0194]

Spunk catcher thats a new one lmao that man will go down in history as the spunk catcher

[@paulgemmell6251]

Bloody hell spunk catcher 🤣🤣🤣 that’s pure cracked me up

[@davidhawkings5548]

Love it how people assume what ur doing ..they all think they're mind readers & they all think they have the right to question U in public