BIG BOY SAYS HE WILL KNOCK ME OUT BUT BOTTLED IT

[@AnnaH74]

It's the red nail polish that the security guard is wearing had me. Lol

[@gazzertrn]

I know .

[@Saxtoo]

Get you, ducky 💅🏾🤣👠👠💄

[@liamharvey2053]

😂😂😂😅

[@macdapimp83]

Red nail varnish "Lee Bring the boys" 🤣 ooh I bet you were really scared 😂

[@andyb7339]

I like how Michelle tries to calm the situation with "we've just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time" 😂 haha think I need the toilet now

[@19george73]

hahaha that got me too!! toilet time!! brilliant

[@blurtam188]

LOL!! Just like a mum trying to get the kids to act right!!

[@thestrengthwithin4249]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

[@liamharvey2053]

Thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂

[@MIK23458]

Absolutely cracked me up did that. Hilarious. 😂😂

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

2:30 - 'Look, r u lettin me have a piss or not?' is next-level auditing banter.

[@andrewmccormick9852]

Can't believe you called him a fat muppet, insult to muppets mate 🤣

[@stun5700]

Thug bouncer lay off the doughnuts LMFAOOOOO MATE you crack me up

[@rob_on_the_rocks]

The building manager guy was a good bloke, well done I say to him. Fat boy was an absolute joke

[@Davidus80]

“That’s the best you can get?!!”(security)😂

[@CCopperpot169]

This is like a Victoria Wood Sketch lol 😂

[@austingtir]

LMFAO just realized at the end that muppet security has got red nail polish on. Clownworld always delivers.

[@garyfry3795]

He hasn’t been drinking, he’s far too busy painting his nails 🤷‍♂️

[@jaytc2003]

I noticed that as well, had to rewind. Black varnish could maybe understand but bright red...

[@annewest4979]

And getting his ponytail straight 😂😂

[@paulpetermckinley7699]

Probably stole from his mummy and decided he’s now a woman.

[@Thirdfish]

Careful that is classed as a hate crime since the UK turned into Clown land.

[@RobertWilliams-rd1mt]

"We've just wasted another 5 min of toilet time" 🤣

[@GRILLZxxx]

😂🤣😂 that bit had me I was waiting for the school bell 🛎️ to ring 😂🤣😂

[@garyhart5301]

This place needs a mass audit😂

[@stuartb4525]

Amazing that grown men always ask someone else to phone the police on their behalf.

[@Leroyy536]

On building site with nail varnish on 😂😂

[@adcolt54]

The lad needs to be angry with the bloke who gave him that haircut.

[@gazzertrn]

And who painted his nails ,wonder if he did his toes as well?

[@robertmawby3021]

It looks like he cuts his own hair!

[@markhamilton9834]

It was a council job😅

[@JohnConboy1]

@@davidpickard9393 🤣🤣😂

[@garyhope3731]

😂😂😂

[@brendandowney8389]

Mate your the best, You will end up with a sore pair of balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@parsnip7349]

It's your demeanour they fear, because they cannot challenge it, you starve them of their presumed authority, keep smiling and chuckling at these people 💪👍🤠

[@smash7777-]

“I’ve asked you now, I’m making you”... that’s knuckles talk! 👊 You are good at being a wee knob wind up merchant! Class! 👍🙂

[@robm2034]

I didn't realise you could get so many absolute divvys in one place 😂 honestly all running around like headless chickens,it's a man with a camera 🤳ffs

[@D...Charger]

Bloke on the left has bright red nail varnish on.Strange bloke.

[@davidsmith-uo7lj]

That's to match his dress he wears on a Saturday night 😂😅

[@charlieminaj2]

he wants marks squeaky appendage

[@Asclepius445]

He probably drinks Bud Light if you know what I mean

[@technojoe4079]

I clocked that as well.

[@thelawisthelaw]

Nail varnish and snot in his nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@douglipscomb3002]

It's amazing how you continually find these weirdo's! Hope that security guy didn't have to pay for that hairdo!

[@billygnasher]

Well done lady true professional, the others are absolute plonkers.

[@mothman1984]

6 of the strangest and oldest looking babies I've ever seen 😂 You're calling people names I'm calling mummy and the police 😂😂😂

[@Glori11133]

Why does the guy have red varnish on his fingernails 😂😂😂 can’t cope

[@annewest4979]

Don't forget the ponytail 😂

[@MarieH589]

The woman was just as thick as the men, “ are you recording, that’s illegal” 😂

[@adrianbrowne7874]

"Hysterical claims of harassment" but not content with that we are now supposed to believe that "name calling" is a crime as well"!! This is "embarrassing beyond belief"!!!

[@Aberbrothock1]

With regards to this comment from a year ago, under Kear Starmers labour it is now.

[@martingjsmith]

Laughter is the best medicine, and I am now fully recovered from whatever it was that was ailing me! 🤣

[@jjjjj899]

😅😅😅 best laugh for ages..heart attack Julie wouldn't last 2 minutes before his bollocks dropped 😅😅😅

[@bubbacalling]

"We just wasted another 5 minutes of toilet time!" LOL

[@Malabus73]

Humpty Dumpty has let himself go. 😂 Again, can't see a SIA badge on the 'official' sercurity guard.

[@josta2010]

If he's employed directly by the site owner/operator to provide security for that particular site then he doesn't need to be SIA registered. Exceptions would be if it was a licensed premises or he was employed as a bastard car clamper then he would need to be SIA registered.

[@TheGoldenPig.]

You questioned mr nail paints inteligence and the building manager shurgged and laughed. Amazing! That little interaction seemed to stop his brain working alltogether.

[@ReggiePhoto]

Ukmtt: Have you been drinking? Security: I wish 😂😂😂

[@lango2502]

That friend in the wig sounds a bit crazy mate.

[@davidsmith5523]

Do you think he would have got a wee unchallenged, if he was in high viz and wearing steel toecaps?

[@H2o143]

Was that you Reg with the measuring wheel ? 😂😂

[@nickparsons1977]

The proclaimers have gone to the dogs

[@smacksalad]

"Dont, Lawrence! He's not worth it!" :D

[@peteglobe23]

We just waisted another 5 minutes of toilet time 😂😂😂god bless her 🤣🤣🤣

[@jrtw8590]

And they proved it certain intelligence😂😂😂😂

[@SAFETY1129]

See uncle Fester is alive and well.

[@blackshuck615]

Holy balls!! That was like a scene from Stars Wars, Mos Eisley bar area all full of mutants; with the mutant band playing.

[@Davidculshaw70]

It’s like a pantomime the way he plays the workers and they fall for it every time.

[@jagolion6642]

You get back to work 😂😂😂😂

[@neilhatton6018]

Is the wig & measuring wheel our beloved Reggie?! 🤣🇬🇧🙏🏻

[@OptimisticDreamer1]

The burger king in blue had a serious attitude lol. Great vid!

[@rob103rl]

7:55 wondered what Ashley Peacock was doing nowadays

[@neil_g78]

Only just came across this channel and cant stop watching it now 😂

[@glennbrown222]

Bit of a weird one mohawk and nail polish with a walkie talkie.

[@phillmorgan4814]

Uk meets the tyrants never fails to make me laugh, he plays them like a fiddle , there to thick to comprend, brilliant footage,massive fan ,

[@edwoodsnowden]

Guy with the radio wearing the tie and glasses was polite enough and he did have a sense of humour we will remove him from being a plonker. I think thats fair :)

[@craigcombes]

Yeah I thought the same thing

[@timtam6442]

Didn’t know if he was going to punch you or eat you

[@RAPTORSUNRAY]

Hahaha..i LUV THIS GUY.... he luvs conflict.. hes a proper wind up merchant...😂😂😂😂

[@MrHarryelsie]

Brilliant, you do make me laugh Mark 🤣

[@AndyPandy007]

Mr blobby thought he was hard lol

[@nervo6321]

Brilliant…one of the best ever 😂

[@daemoneveleigh7563]

Thats security...is that the best that you could do..See his face 😂😂😂😂

[@stay_illin7031]

who else does it like UK?? one of those most enertaining auditors on the net!

[@MrBXG]

that ginger security look has red nail varnish on check his hard drive hahahahaha

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

I’ve just read the reviews of this place 😂😂 someone put a review on about how they can’t deal with an auditor 😂 brilliant

[@frankcarew239]

Someone has scribbled on Billy Bunters arms.

[@stevenmclucas1894]

😂

[@kidneystone53]

I went to Greggs today for a pasty and they had sold out...now I know who ate them.

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

It's against the law not to allow a member of the public to use the toilet

[@shaekwonofficial8654]

Sally Webster 😂

[@derekgrace8000]

That's some country haircut 😂

[@bobnicholson6118]

Protecting corporate property as though they own it......

[@asterickjones]

Saw you got an honourable mention on Lytham St Annes news yesterday, glad to see you're out filming new material!

[@JohnnyT-p4r]

Ah good old darwen, the building next door is TV licencing if you needed to know :)

[@captmarvel7334]

Was it me or did that invincible security guard have his finger nails painted red?😂

[@Geoffinfinity]

Absolute gold was a day trip to meet the Adam’s family pmsl

[@paulmcgeoch2603]

What is that with nail varnish and a pony tail😱Jesus Christ man

[@deadpaul4399]

Idk how your not in more full on fights mate lol I fkn love this channel

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

👌👌👌

[@ONCEbittenTWICEshyshyshy]

I was recommended this video by youtube. I am currently in a process of learning to be calm when dealing with stressful situations, and with people who haven't got any social decorum, or the intelligence to understand the basics of human decency and social etiquette. Watching road rage videos is a good way of learning to stay calm in explosive situations, and watching your performance in this video and reading the comments from your subscribers is a good way for me to practice dealing with the socially, and mentally challenged people of our society.

[@shivaunt71]

Invite Mark round to audit your place of work 😂

[@fairstartscot.5504]

Time to answer for all tyrants of every colour, creed, organisation and uniform. Been getting away with it too long!!!

[@benji.B-side]

Hahahahaha I just love Mark's wit, fantastic auditor. Always brightens my day! 😆

[@waynesilverman3048]

I think these are the funniest auditing vids

[@williebobs3830]

Your the nutter i keep finding in pubs. 😂. Keep it up.

[@vintagerecordambassadeur4098]

Wait a minute. Does that “man” have fingernail polish on?

[@klayed]

some people r short tempered the lady was friendly tho

[@thehouseholder5468]

After he shaved his head too , ARE YOU NOT AFRAID 😱…..🥴🤣🤣🤣😎

[@laurenced2916]

Ring the police for a bloke with a camera? What a couple of fairies

[@lilhazey1128]

Chap with the wig on? see’s a wee wheel… REGGIE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 amazing the man himself

[@CharlieB3723]

😂😂😂 big baldy man was fuming 😮

[@deepfiix]

I think they just wanted to come into the toilet with you so they can see what a real man looks like lol

[@glenmorgan4597]

MATRON! 🤣

[@donparks9736]

😂 Uncle Fester is coming for ya 😂

[@stevebird7265]

That big hard man has beautifully painted finger nails!

[@DreamClean]

These videos are thing that make me laugh the most. Deserve way more views.

[@andrewbennett7756]

Brilliant lay of the doughnut well said pal top marks ❤

[@richard308]

My man definitely eats his cereals every morning from his own belly button.

[@markhamilton9834]

Never heard that before,,,👍🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@richard308]

@@markhamilton9834 because your to slow.

[@markhamilton9834]

@@richard308 I know what it refers to alright,,we would refer to him as a Chantie Wrastler,how quick are you?

[@SavingsMinusDebt]

I'm from the U.S ... what is a "muppet?" That was a TV show here. 😂

[@davecollumbell4592]

by far one the best auditors on here...what a laugh 😆

[@scottishchris6985]

im bursting fur a pish, quality mark🤣👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💯

[@darrenhibbert9331]

"I bet you'd love to love me" 😂😂

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

he's so quick is Mark lol

[@jennycarr6576]

The lady was brilliant hahaha

[@TyroneDaviesWELSHMAN]

Love your videos and your stance. Have you thought about producing T-Shirts with.. "You get back to work.. NOW!"

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

Working on it!

[@Sickofitall99]

Security is lost and is a clueless fool 💯

[@DeniseStevens1203]

What a load of muppets. 😂😂

[@lfcl468]

Security with the glass on is wearing RED nail polish 😂😂😂 13.54

[@stevenbrennan7027]

Freak of nature with the pink nail varnish 😂😂

[@andrewbennett7756]

Ooohhh no not security she has sence and diplomacy ❤❤❤

[@5thnorth]

When you pay peanuts you get the brain dead.

[@nickpotts3913]

"now we're making you" hahahaha

[@craigwatson8164]

Im not your pal your a grass 😂, brilliant!!