2-D vs. Sollux Captor (Gorillaz vs. Homestuck) - RAP BATTLE!

[@Tonto_is_doing_your_mom]

im literally sobbing i. i every time i see this and the gamzee vs komaeda video i think i die a little bit inside but! in the best way possible, thank you so much for this curse and blessing; every time i show this video to others they act as if i killed god but no, it was you guys who killed god, thank you

[@angelNichijou]

amen

[@inbetween_daze4044]

the universe will punish you for making this

[@umbracabre]

cherricitrus im ready

[@kingof-eu5kx]

sollux and 2d have a lot in common: stuff with thier eyes speech issues tall & lanky has some sort of friendship with a green person (kanaya and murdoc)

[@TUBUVISION]

so true!

[@muddigutz]

This is truly the worst timeline

[@axolotlover988]

think again fuckass

[@blahblahicrazynow]

how is this real

[@blahblahicrazynow]

shit i mean )(ow is t)(is reel

[@diosbrandos]

@@blahblahicrazynow 2hiit how ii2 thii2 real

[@Lis-ard]

Is... is this real? Am I alive right now? _here from chadfeferi_

[@ryoranger6650]

iindianinkk CHADFEFERI GANG, IF YOUR RECCOMEND GANG,,,, CRIIIINGE

[@convenientpinecone9584]

iindianinkk ah same I’m ere from chadfeferi too

[@user.vanna16]

Same

[@TheAkumuKing]

Yes!!!

[@froggierawr]

iindianinkk same lmao

[@vriskaserket6732]

I am in love with Sollux's lisp 😭🙏 this is a masterpiece

[@zappodappozz9937]

WHEN HE CALLED 2D A VEGETABLE MY MOUTH STOOD A G A P E

[@betadinemonarch]

We are living in a doomed timeline

[@diosbrandos]

do you need a bucket to help calm yourself lmfao im crying ;;-;

[@mpwarrior-wr1yo]

@@diosbrandos NO

[@marleythekid8320]

@@diosbrandos No way he said that to a Homestuck fan 💀

[@spencerstrider1609]

SOMEONE HELP IM NOT WAKING UP

[@Soviet-Union56]

Your pfp says it all to this comment

[@frosknown2250]

Haha, happy Homestuck day, this was immaculate

[@queencandy9370]

2 Gemini kings rapping against each other ::)

[@callmesyd7048]

okay but sollux won PERIOD

[@carsonagro4574]

If you think 2d won, is it crack? Is that what you smoke?

[@fairyzelda3094]

PERSE

[@lulu-bx9pu]

whoa is that the infamous ms. homestuck from tiktok?????????????

[@callmesyd7048]

turntechstupidhead !! you know it

[@f1zz-k1d89]

MS HOMESTUCK?????

[@86chu6]

I can't believe this is good

[@ailenasylum2365]

I will literally sell my soul to you to make more of these

[@umbracabre]

i am working on it! havent been able to get any projects finished but hopefully thatll change soon :)

[@eric-cg9wv]

you KNOW sollux won this. don’t even argue

[@mintvulpix8761]

2ollux may have done good job, but 2D unlike 2ollux, hasn't died, neither has his girlfriend, come to think about it, 2D doesn't need to fear stares either

[@umbracabre]

yeah but 2ds girlfriend cheated on him with murdoc which is basically worse than death

[@mintvulpix8761]

@@umbracabre Sollux's girl friend also cheated on him, with Equeus, after she died

[@umbracabre]

not consensually!

[@z0mb13nt2]

WHAT IS THIS

[@neptunosole9535]

I love how Sollux calls 2d kid when he himself is 13-16

[@yutahorror]

I’m unsure how to feel about this but thank you

[@thelocaldemonkid1335]

IM W H A T

[@psyche8547]

i,,, i can’t decide if i hate this or love this

[@griz7425]

IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING RN WOAH

[@jamiesykes9650]

Tik tok sent me here

[@VictorianPlagueRat]

i'm going for sollux captor's side now :o)

[@squashfold4541]

Hell yes

[@seerscratch2048]

2d won hands down,2d sounds like he's already sick of all this stuff as soon as he begins

[@Awesomekittyness]

THE LISP!!!

[@umbracabre]

i thought you said lips instead of lisp at first lmao

[@briellewoods3035]

Stop this madness

[@d33mize]

I CANT COMPREHEND WHAT IS GOIGN ON I HAVAVENTBSLEPT IN N 7 DDAYS AND ITS LIKE 5 IN THE MORNINF AND MY FRIEND SENT ME THI IS,, I AM??? HYPERVENTILATINGv????

[@d33mize]

update i’m a homestuck now and it’s your fault hFAFAAHSHDKSJDJAKDJSJD

[@umbracabre]

:)

[@sockjriggs1926]

I don’t want to be here but I am and I don’t know how to feel

[@RokuroOkAJima]

Why has this just come across me now. *I love you for posting this a year ago, thank you.*

[@La_devorafetos]

IIM CRYIING

[@karkatvantas2273]

im scared

[@kalopop2254]

am i alive? am i even on this planet anymore?

[@kat6088]

sollux bodied this 😒🍎🔵

[@fairyzelda3094]

i thought 2020 couldn't get stranger but HERE WE FUCKING ARE

[@dddw.]

why is this real:>I*KUUASDHJNKHJASDN

[@panoramicdreamss]

This made Ms homestuck herself cry. Jesus fuck what are we living through

[@PinkiiProxii]

I want quarantine to end already

[@vriskaserket549]

ii heard about thii2 on tiik tok and deciided to watch iit lmao

[@fripp7280]

Im,,, I’m sorry what??

[@angelNichijou]

I don't know why this exists but I'm glad it does

[@TobValHjerte]

I want to sob after listening to this and I don't know what kind of tears they are. Are they pain and cringe? Quite possibly. But I'm very uncertain

[@limeonade_limesoda]

Why would you do this. For what. Just why.

[@Phattyspitz]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH, I’m adding this to my playlist religiously

[@ddinnerr]

Cursed but beautiful

[@lilnikki75]

oh my fucking good this is THE WORST THING HUMANITY HAS MADE SINCE KARKALICIOUS

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

*best

[@kurapikashubby]

im shitting myself

[@maddy35355]

I’m going to cry

[@izzys.graveyard]

YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAAASSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGG

[@zomrotz]

this feels like a fever dream

[@Steampunk_Wannabe]

S0llux w0n hands d0wn

[@snazz-fest]

WHERE AM I

[@Gaymzee]

Leave me alone please

[@mattblancett5990]

i think i’m having stroke

[@sketchedspiders]

OH MY GOD NOOOO I HATE THIS

[@Thesingingmourningdove]

2d ate

[@gardenGnostic__]

I love my life

[@Miitombo]

THIS ISNT REAL

[@Kestrelfliez]

Not...sollux..

[@Kestrelfliez]

Well actually. Yes sollux. HE WON

[@mars1165]

strumming my pain with his fingers singing my life with his words killing me softly with his song killing me softly with his song

[@Kestrelfliez]

@@mars1165 BYE- IM LITERALLY GETTING INTO MY SANGWOO COSPLAY LMAOO

[@umbracabre]

when did this turn into killing stalking im so confused

[@mars1165]

i-

[@voxicwaste]

oh my god.

[@ticktockontheclockbuttheparty]

2-D won.

[@kiyonetanaka-gacayan5071]

I love life

[@saturn6635]

WHAT IS THIS

[@timaeustestified73]

LMAO

[@Spiderwebs_69]

I'M FUCKING CRYING WHAT IS THIS????

[@SneezeCake]

waiting for the tavros one where the entire time he just says uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh while getting roasted to smithereens

[@davestridr]

this slaps lowkey

[@bananateeth1733]

DAD NO

[@elekkitty]

i’m going to go insane. thank you so much

[@tchavorae]

BYE

[@isawashere61]

Ngl the most 2d would do in this situation is cry

[@_ZH4NELLE]

YUHH GET INTO IT

[@maxolotl.mp3]

oh my fucking god. i am actually going to die of laughter. my parents will find me tomorrow and wonder how i died

[@mossythegod5602]

I'm scared of this video

[@Mina-fl6us]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[@batttz1497]

I love 2d but sollux won-

[@channelname69]

NOOOO IT'S REAL????????????

[@umbracabre]

sadly

[@Sackstrasse5]

WHAT IS HAPPENING OMG

[@tachographspy3295]

Literally crying and shaking rn

[@scourgefan14]

HRRLPP

[@_dotnet]

ii dont under2tand why anyone would make thii2 viideo

[@thatonepersonyt5252]

THIS IS A THINNNGGG

[@sailzshock]

Don’t try to find it, man. You’re not gonna find me.

[@yokomiki6819]

What hve u bring to this cursed land xD I love it

[@whyareyoustupid542]

This is so fucking cursed kh my gid sollux no,,,

[@shellypalomarez2651]

TA: who gave you the permii2iion two po2t thii2

[@slaughteredfear]

im never gonna recover from this video. ever.

[@user-hc6wo7xj4b]

Y’all- nevermind

[@lenvalentino620]

this

[@hexhollows]

I THINK I WILL CRY

[@smokeyskeet1694]

I didn’t think this was really real... but here I am

[@fawfuiklh11]

iin the word2 of my2elf... holy 2hiit

[@onionboy6074]

This right here is my 13th reason why

[@crumch2410]

Now this. This is brilliant.

[@veilofmegiddo]

EHY IS IT ATUALLY KINDA GOOD...

[@Allen_needs_]

The lyrics are nice but the vocals were a little off especially for 2D. Other than that really really good

[@umbracabre]

thank you for the feedback :]

[@user-gh2ne6no4s]

IM LITERALLY CRYING RN HELPME

[@tacofan66]

It exists

[@BalarkesNumb1fan]

II 2LAYED!!!