2 Girls 1 Cup Song

[@AM-xh6qs]

I can't believe I hadn't heard about this until now

[@Cassie-lb8kk]

Guys go watch every single video Jon made :) you wouldn't regret it

[@Datenschutz_Datenschutz]

Lol

[@jakejct9420]

WHAT

[@codzombies4381]

Me too

[@sibongsu9164]

wow

[@PleasantLeech]

I sang this song to my wife on our wedding day, needles to say she broke down in tears of joy. We're happily married to this day.

[@jacobpotter2513]

That was the best day of my life! I love you sweetie!

[@Knyex]

what, the wife is a guy? ILLUMINATTI CONFIRMED!

[@jacobpotter2513]

Lol we are best friends, it was a joke. You seem to be the only one that picked up on it though

[@Knyex]

Jacob Potter yeah, it was kinda obvious.

[@michabeton4444]

Pleasant Leech haha thanks for the idea xD

[@GusArchievs]

Damn, it seems like 2005-2010 KZbin was always really creative, expressive and funny, where as modern KZbin is dull with prank videos, lets plays and reaction vids...

[@MikeyTracey]

+Angus Dumbreck there is still creativity on KZbin, it's just not as recognised as it used to be. Hell, Onision still does creative stuff. Not so much now but he seems to be one of the last creative KZbinrs from the 2005-2010 era that are still doing the same stuff.

[@meltonmicah]

This is kind of a reaction video.....

[@poryg5350]

You also forgot stupid reaction videos, boring vlogs and themes copied from other famous youtubers.

[@lordofhostsappreciator3075]

@@MikeyTracey >Onision 2 years later I know, but still lmao

[@MikeyTracey]

@@lordofhostsappreciator3075 Aight fair enough, his stuff is shit lmao

[@WhiteCranK]

Why the actual f**k am i here in 2019 ? (edit: and still in 2021...) (edit edit: and still in 2024...)

[@lopuchac9402]

Because this is the only place where you can live your dreams

[@dejanichols1964]

Mr. White lol same 😩

[@Goos836]

Cuz this song is fire

[@adamrubino178]

Why aren't you?

[@NobleAss]

Cause that's the only way you can see some good content in 2019.

[@TheCeejReturns]

The worst part is that it's catchy. Now I'm going to have these disturbing lyrics in my head all weekend.

[@lkeller8928]

so good

[@subzero308]

Thats literally the problem 😂

[@tablettecayenne674]

10 years and it's still in my head, what about you ?

[@P41AS]

@@tablettecayenne674 NAHHHH

[@youngche8226]

Jon is not only funny he actually makes extremely catchy songs. Who knew everyday normal shit, high thoughts, disgusting sexual viral acts and more would make #1 billboard worthy catchy tracks.

[@chronotrigger6746]

Rewatching this in 2018, and somehow I was able to remember the lyrics.

[@Rogiful]

you never forget man...you never forget

[@vtownhood]

When I worked as a delivery driver, I used to ride around blasting this with the windows down to see people's reactions.

[@kileymason76]

Me too. I know the words to all his songs. Haha. I love Lajoie

[@deeppurple6925]

More than ten years! KZbin recommended me his new upload, and I started browsing his older vids for nostalgia. This is one of the most romantic song in human history, of course we'll remember it forever!

[@peolo-499]

SAME

[@ScienceBreather]

13 years. Still holds up.

[@OsirisDementia]

THE GREATEST LOVE SONG OF OUR GENERATION

[@PrincessBritneyWick]

Indeed.

[@theromanpenguin1051]

Indeeder.

[@WheatSn4ckBread]

Indeedist.

[@peaveyst7]

even more indeediting

[@VariationModz]

Sad but true

[@しゅにシュニ]

i came back after 9 years, *Crying*

[@zarmeza]

I know, so many ways to express love, it's hard to choose just one.

[@kittykat8794]

Come back

[@umar7151]

still alive fam?

[@Fuarkist]

12

[@rosemarycronin1128]

u alright?how were the last 3 years?

[@justinelevesque6619]

Damn, I'm so nostalgic of these old Jon Lajoie videos, the years have passed, we've grown older but damn these are still just as good.

[@P_ounds]

"Shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how I know she needs me..." LOL

[@JosephRoan]

AllSodiumDiet such poetry...

[@Titter2]

Gotta love the harmonies too, and then when the music falls away... just bliss.

[@thenightbringer9770]

I saw that just when he said it

[@augustodeazambuja365]

Actually found this amazing comedian as a child trying to find "2 girls 1 cup" on youtube, since than I've shown all my friends so many hilarious things you've produced along the way. Hard to believe its been passed almost 15 years... Thank you for the laughs, JonLajoie!

[@GothicCountryFan]

I saw him play this live at a popular nightclub in Vancouver in 2008, and the expression on the faces of the people who didn't know what he was about was priceless.

[@phoenixsplash135]

How the hell did he make the words fit so well

[@MassivePonyFan]

He is a real good artist. Very creative.

[@jesuschrist2505]

Because I am God and I love.

[@wtfyoutube4873]

MassivePonyFan he’s actually not that good of a song writer tbh. He’s no better than a 7 day drunk Paul McCartney.

[@irishlew]

@@wtfyoutube4873 his birthday song is better than the Beatles one.

[@eatmyass123_]

When you reply to a comment made _6 YEARS AGO_

[@MegaJace]

It's been a decade, and there still hasn't been a love song that's topped this masterpiece!

[@a.vorobyev5460]

So true!

[@jimschrock4356]

Agree!

[@warpspeed8305]

True

[@dustykeys2949]

Thanks for the tweet 2021 Hank Green. Knew about the source material, but not this lovely tribute. So heartfelt.

[@gl0winginthedark]

Same, I was wondering whether others had made it here too

[@IHeartNoise]

Made me shed a tear.

[@TheIncredibleShulk1]

Ilya S made me shit a tear.

[@IHeartNoise]

TheIncredibleShulk1 That must've been one fierce constipation blues....

[@stu2729]

Shut your sensitive ass up boi.

[@stu2729]

Nevermind, I just cried.

[@TarynRMartin]

Must’ve been the pinkeye.

[@zniesmaczony]

I cried. So touching.

[@bradensmith661]

2015 and it's still funny

[@lif_death]

Yeah

[@heinrichberthold7839]

Was just about to make the exact same comment.

[@Fak3rr]

Braden Smith still hilarious

[@ogyct]

Braden Smith 2015 and I still remember that shit video. (shit is not figuratively)

[@NexusDD]

Braden Smith yessssssssssssss

[@amitromano3]

"and urinating on her face is not enough to say... I love you".. I couldn't stop laughing 😅

[@sevenwebdeveloper]

Sitting in my best friend's lounge as he makes love to his girlfriend. Playing this song really loud on their stereo.

[@ichspiellp3685]

Damoq WTF

[@moelester6156]

Damoq Third Wheel?

[@ryant282a]

Wait...what??

[@Adam-cj2jg]

Your wife's* boyfriend*

[@swannswann5641]

Menace

[@Janszler]

Lyrics: How do you show, someone you love, that they are the one? So many ways to express love, it's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it? Some people like to kiss Some people like to hug Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup Some people say I love you, some even shout it out Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouths Sometimes making love is not enough, you have to step it up And urinating on her face, is not enough to say; I love you [repeat chorus] She's covered in vomit and human feces That's how I know that she needs me [3x] Shit in my mouth, and i'll puke it all over your face ( I love you )

[@Democratico99]

You are the hero we all need

[@roveish]

What the actual. FU-

[@Janszler]

@Andrej indeed :) The part where it says [chorus] is meant as a repeat of the chorus lyrics 'some people..'

[@SamuraiV526]

@@roveishhe described the video as

[@zin.bricks]

I'm gonna play this at my wedding.

[@BossManTee]

good luck

[@willphillify]

That's the only wedding I want an invite to.

[@youtuber-war9339]

Bo invite plz

[@zarmeza]

please blip the shit out of it and keep it as an inside joke :o

[@AstralGarden101]

someone else in the comments already did

[@TimD86]

So apparently my humor has not grown up in 17 years 'cause this is still funny as... well, you know...

[@Destroyer858]

7 years later, funny as fuck!

[@mynameis3ama]

Destroyer858 10 years now good old day i'm always depressed when i see all those old comments

[@cbeezy0]

Destroyer858 10 years later😂😂

[@andresignaciosanjuan]

Destroyer858 11 years

[@CarlM]

13 now, time flies huh

[@vukdamjanovic1446]

15 years later, still funny as fuck!

[@kf7jonny]

Tom Cruise, is that you?

[@nobodyimportant3549]

This is my favorite comment.

[@BrianD443]

his younger days though xD

[@derdude6139]

thats some classic youtube shit cant believe its been 16 years now

[@Singe0255]

Seventeen on Friday

[@ShimmeringPilgrim]

Heard this on spotify for the first time yesterday and almost crashed my car

[@ReconOne123456789]

😂😂😂

[@marymelton3842]

Sorry to laugh at your expense but 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@warpspeed8305]

How are you?

[@qsi25]

"Some people puke semi digested into each others mouth"

[@V0YAG3R]

Zev Aidikoff Your avatar. So edgy, so irreverent, so badass! Now do Islam 👌🏻

[@sgtpepper91]

@@V0YAG3R calm down, little jew.

[@大砲はピュ]

Zev Aidikoff read it as he said it

[@ryant282a]

@@V0YAG3R Triggered Jew. Oy vey!

[@jextencolbert6640]

I read this while hearing It in the song for the first time 😂😂😂

[@viperr007]

This song never gets old

[@lagg1e]

Jon makes eating shit sound romantic. He makes Hands sound like something we could use everyday. He makes breathing sound vital. I love him, in a purely artistical way.

[@lillyagreste1525]

True but why were they eating shit 😭😭

[@rolandob3959]

No one writes love songs like this anymore, very touching.

[@n0b1e6]

This could have been a good song but he made made it brilliant

[@nisuli]

I miss the times Jon made such beautiful songs and melodies. His raps are funny but this is so much better

[@nightoftheartsattractionsa1353]

Wow, now that's a love song. It brings tears to my eyes.

[@shanelefever7704]

Man I miss Jon's videos and his provocative music it's funny as hell

[@pastrami00]

This just popped up in my feed after 15 years.

[@chriswilliamson9030]

Any chance we can get a 2020 remaster?

[@yummdiddy]

KZbin classic

[@serious22785]

Such a beautiful song... Really brings a tear to my eye. I hope everyone out there gets to find their other half and y'all can be 2 that become 1 and forever be happy

[@kingkingf]

seriously, this is one of the best love songs ever!

[@SoKoLDS]

the chorus has been stuck in my head all day and i havent heard this song in ages

[@stardust6762]

I'm gonna go to my local church, and plug the speakers into a laptop playing this song.

[@willphillify]

I'd go to church for that.

[@sarahjohns8559]

Stardust67 praise dee!

[@TioAceite]

edgy

[@jirachiteaminstinct4310]

Sarah Johns praise deez nuts 😂😂😂

[@youngche8226]

My dad showed me you 15+ years ago. You are and always will be one of our favorites. Thanks man truly thank you

[@yamakbats]

the "I love you" at the end made me lol

[@brianorozco5845]

It’s been 8 years how are you man

[@juliuseater6447]

@@brianorozco5845 its been 5 months how are you man

[@jellylive]

2019: This is Still Gold

[@nancykoggan6983]

Tn cheap for me !!!!

[@Littlewesty2k8]

I can't believe I feel nostalgic about a song about eating and vomiting shit

[@ytmndan]

This song is why I'm banned from open mic night at 7 different bars.

[@christianrobeson1899]

This may go down as the best satirical song ever created. It truly is a masterpiece

[@mariom5307]

Can't say how often I annoyed friends and people I barely know by singing this to their face. A masterpiece ^^

[@NicholasMacAdam]

Who is here in 2024?? 🚨🚨🚨

[@ScienceBreather]

It definitely holds up.

[@morganmakayla6996]

Nicholas Mac Adam me

[@samuelneuner8684]

Corona brings me back to the roots. The brown brown roots..

[@tibinsunny]

Dude...I never left..:D still remember those days when Normal Guy 2 was Lit :D

[@kvng_soul4138]

Nicholas Mac Adam here

[@RYANandMICHELLEchannel]

Rediscovered this in 2024!

[@adammeldrum5648]

still makes me cry laughing 15 years later.

[@Caldinovin]

How did I only now find out about this song?!

[@benaiah93]

Never forget.

[@ChRiS26624]

He was 12 years ahead of everyone on KZbin, of he would start this today he‘d still get viral 100% sure. This guy is just a mastermind of humor

[@yiling3582]

2016 and it's still funny

[@The-three-eyed-Prophet]

true that

[@biostalker4514]

still funny in 2017 as well lol

[@Shroctopus]

It'll always be funny.

[@fallenfluxer]

still funny in 2018

[@Winfiled04]

10 years later,still a classic

[@localhozt750]

goddammit time flies

[@dervisboyaci]

2 girls 1 cup will never be old. I am here in 2022 and I will be here again 2032 if I am alive saying whos still watching 😂 the video that broke the internet

[@IsaacParbery]

He actually has a decent voice too hahahah

[@ha63]

Who got here from a Covid-19 meme?

[@disciplewill7696]

Zeducation!

[@zhivtkuqe1345]

🖐🏻

[@XrnOXn]

Me

[@antioblivion3997]

Me too

[@jacksonnibblett1481]

Me

[@CottonTeeth]

Woke up with this song stuck in my head first thing when I woke up this morning, hence why I’m here.

[@dudebromisterjake]

I still get this stuck in my head at random and have to come back and listen.

marvelous as fuck. 2:25 - 2:50 - i can really feel that part

[@ween0]

Like the Beatles, this is timeless and people will sing this song 30 years from now.

[@rhustoxfordinner]

Man, 2023 and I still love this song and show it to other people (my soon-to-be wife right now, but it is just for the lols, dont lose your hope about good women)

[@ajoo129]

"Recommend for you" Thanks youtube...

[@austintyler7901]

This went from a love song to a description of modern political discourse. Yay 2019

[@AmrShaft]

Missing this kind of content......

[@Nowan2015]

HOLY SHIT, 10+ YEARS ALREADY AND STILL COMING BACK

[@das1ist1mein1name]

perfect song for every wedding.

[@glenw1740]

just watched 2 girls 1 cup again to renew my love for this song

[@ThePsychoRobotico]

remember watching this 6 years ago. still awesome as fuck

[@ajizgodly5792]

Come back now

[@doorwaysniffer9988]

You spent a portion of your life to write this song. Live with that.

[@j.s.2281]

Ahh, these were the days. 😏

[@TheGoodUsername]

Why the fuck did this never blow up this is awesome

[@Vank4o]

It did blow up in the early days of youtube. It had millions of views. John Lajoie was huge back then. But youtube was different in the olden days ...

[@TheGoodUsername]

@@Vank4o oh lmao now I see the views, I looked at the likes

[@ThePeca1988]

This was just as legendary back then as the video its about 😄😄😂😂

[@Senteevs]

Still one of the greatest social commentaries ever...

[@Project_v3]

Damn you Hank Green

[@aliceh9998]

I love this so much, I keep singing it all the time, because I just can't get it out of my head. truly beautiful, I'm still tearing up whenever I listen to this. love conquers all

[@hudrac_yador]

Chorus just popped in my head 10 years after First hearing it. Still know it by heart ❤

[@meganaugustin2170]

Thank you for making my life better

[@sigurdschafer8272]

What a beautiful song :)

[@JusBidniss]

What a gutsy song! Totally eliminates the competition! Very moving! It made me wipe a tear from my eye!

[@abraokhouri770]

2021, still here

[@aceofbranches]

This dude is one of my favourite singers of all time and I just found this and I’m speechless

[@DonBoczini]

this kinda love songs makes me cry every time

[@ankita6273]

Oh Hank Green

[@1missing]

Semi-digested shit got a laugh out of me.

[@TheSheiban]

I remember when this song came out on KZbin back in 2007 and would sing along with it. It's crazy to believe how after nearly 17 years, I can still remember the lyrics so well...

[@sebl3810]

All shit is fully digested.

[@DEadSpaCE211]

this made me laugh so much

[@DoublePistons]

Obviously you haven't eaten bad mexican food.

[@greggdpethers]

not so! Rather that which has been fully digested is then deposited in to partners mouth, semi digested, and then puked into the mouth of the original protagonist. Hence semi digested shit (which was fully digested in order to become shit) is puked BACK into a mouth. HOPE THIS HELPS!

[@sebl3810]

Gregg Pethers Digestion is a chemical process that breaks, in this case, food into it's building blocks/monomers. Unless the act of shitting into someones mouth reassembles the shit-components into larger, more complex structures, you're incorrect.

[@DEadSpaCE211]

okay, enough with the shit already!

[@balzonurchin]

Shouldn't it be semi- _re-_ digested shit, rather than semi-digested shit? I mean, it's shit, right? It's already been fully digested.

[@KetsaKunta]

I think the fact that it is literally shit, implies that it has already been digested.

[@perfectfish]

Actually food has been digested to become shit. Putting the shit back into the system initiates a new digestive process. It would be semi-re-digested food. But newly digested or if vomited out, semi-digested shit.

[@balzonurchin]

Perfect fish Oh, well thanks for clearing that up. It's nice to have experts on eating shit around for such clarifications.

[@MystTheReaper]

balzonurchin Shots fired.

[@perfectfish]

balzonurchin Actually I'm not an expert on eating shit. I'm just a non-American with an education higher than grade 6.

[@lucasgondreau7880]

you know it's old when there's a Hotmail address at the end XD

[@ScientificallyStupid]

This song comes into my head at random times and I have difficulty restraining myself from singing that chorus LOUD...a problem if I'm at work.

[@Bosco0p]

Who is here in 2050??

[@warpspeed8305]

IDK

[@thales9238]

Nah Dude, I want to stay here to see if they ever comment on this in 2050

[@prabingautam3344]

Listening this in 2021✌

[@johnwilliams9669]

The ultimate love song ❤

[@jinku-god]

Yeah

[@harveyaku1692]

Learned to play the guitar, busted this song out while camping. Had everyone listening attentively to the lovely melody, then BAM ... great stuff man!

[@EIRIYUKILOVER4EVA2]

Thanks Hank Green.