You want some more of this, bitch? Back in the heezy We could do this all year long I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake So I put my head down, and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night To be productive at work, I got to be well rested Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan I'm from a lower-middle class family Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek I have good memories from my childhood, bitch My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch I used to play with that motherfucker all day long Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog And then I played with my motherfucker all day long About ten times a day, man, all year long My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face? Is my face stupid? How's that even possible? A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) I like red peppers better than the green ones Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker Go, go, go, go, go shawty It's your birthday Go party like it's your birthday I wasn't invited, but it's okay I'll just stay at home and play some video games
@elkibailirayane6 сағат бұрын
No auto tune no guns and killing Just pure truth
@felixcat93187 сағат бұрын
I can't see the screen for tears of uncontrollable laughter! A genius performer and his masterpiece of a song and video, and the utterly adorable baby and beautiful women having a really great time made this a really wonderful video.
@felixcat93187 сағат бұрын
This is truly outstanding!
@felixcat93187 сағат бұрын
This man is talented, original and very funny.
@YouAreMyShunShine7 сағат бұрын
🙅😞
@felixcat93187 сағат бұрын
I absolutely adore this like the first time I heard it, its pure genius grade stuff!
@shusterme8 сағат бұрын
2024 and I still have an hard time opening my eyes under water
@sabihabenali12118 сағат бұрын
😢
@Pissant9509 сағат бұрын
Ah yes sophomore year of high school now im a 31 year old man
@EvinTray9 сағат бұрын
Me
@slayervenom248110 сағат бұрын
2024 🎉🎉
@bharatbawagaming10 сағат бұрын
😎😎😎🔥🔥
@atakanbulut996411 сағат бұрын
if jesse pinkman was sober
@Marco-ji8on12 сағат бұрын
History made here
@Nick-dg2rx12 сағат бұрын
15 years for me
@fswerneck12 сағат бұрын
15 years have passed and Jon is still out in the loose killing people. With guns.
@user-ey5ni2jg1v13 сағат бұрын
2024
@zaeemzain764113 сағат бұрын
How can this song doesn't have billion views 😂
@sivasakthivel534714 сағат бұрын
Man now it's was 16 years old but I'm still playing this in loop
@ethwarrior16 сағат бұрын
Such a genius, each punch hits
@allycat875516 сағат бұрын
Luuv your dance ❤ always been a fan girl ❤❤ xox
@Binam9717 сағат бұрын
Anyone in 2024
@ricachon00117 сағат бұрын
il ressemble a orelsan
@Devilcry11117 сағат бұрын
Anyone from 2050
@ccwest8318 сағат бұрын
Harrison Butker is rejoicing at this hymn.
@SHIN2BAD18 сағат бұрын
2024... We need this song more than ever...
@youtubegamer666618 сағат бұрын
Anyone..2081😊
@gamersoftheworld278120 сағат бұрын
Bro said anime
@rushskill351820 сағат бұрын
2:05 he should do a remix of this song he sings it sooo good wtf
@gelraldoldo515221 сағат бұрын
Everyday I relate more and more to this guy.
@_KIKO_721 сағат бұрын
@jonlajoie 2024 and we still here
@prettybigchannel650022 сағат бұрын
Idk if anyone has told you this year but thanks for this song
@SuperMum8423 сағат бұрын
what a classic ! I love this!
@callen120323 сағат бұрын
im really sad i havent looked up the whole song sooner, this is masterpiece
@thewok1887Күн бұрын
"I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover" Real.
@nicolaschannel8787Күн бұрын
Pure truth, we're going to jail with this one🔥🔥
@nicolaschannel8787Күн бұрын
Obviously it's not true what he says, it's all cap like other rappers.
@moatazx1345Күн бұрын
شخص عربي في الشرق الأوسط مستمتع بهذا 🤸🏻
@silentpal1998Күн бұрын
америка сосать "!!!!!
@sczscz6021Күн бұрын
We need part 3 for a modern lyrics
@Joseph-vf6ruКүн бұрын
Ayo this song dropped when i was born 🥵
@moizhasan4919Күн бұрын
2024
@ZAETAAКүн бұрын
Me
@yonatannir1Күн бұрын
2024 and good news - he stopped touching the children!