2 Girls 1 Lucky Man

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Give me your best KZbin Clickbait titles

[@justarandomchannel1319]

I don't know

[@spycreed1174]

What is better than a head? Two heads

[@metalclawsteelheart]

I MET A FURRY!??!? (GONE SEXUAL!?!?) But seriously, can you do i vid on furries? You'll have a lot of jokes to make.

[@communism_vodka6949]

Going to a kindergarten at 3 am. (GONE SEXUAL) police were called!

[@Sonsysine889]

EATING THE BEST MINECRAFT FOOD AT 3 AM (SECRET,ITS APPLE PIE!!!)

[@The_Grinchler]

It’s impressive how he can think of all of these and they’re all genuinely good questions

[@__-tp4tm]

I mean, pretty much. The importance of most of these questions would of course rise if it were more common for people to live through such state but they're interesting questions indeed.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I do have a lot of horrible thoughts

[@__-tp4tm]

@@0ffendingeverybody Many do have these, most aren't sincere about their thoughts. Then there's the people who really just lack the creativity to come up with similar, that's a shame in itself.

[@tyree403]

@@0ffendingeverybody I can't stop laughing. You're horrible. Hahaha!!

[@eric-duff]

The prison question is actually pretty interesting, to explain there was a pair of conjoined twin men in the middle ages one of them had near complete control of their body and killed a man but got away with it because the court basically said the couldn't sentence his brother who was innocent.

[@dimitris_47]

When I saw the thumbnail I expected it to be on a whole new level of offensive but nothing could have prepared me for 5 minutes and 3 seconds of absolute malice. Sir I salute you.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I stay true to my name

[@saucyboi7789]

💀

[@Koroeatspotates]

​@@0ffendingeverybody cant wait for you to sovle racsim

[@rexfergus1375]

This video is very funny. And I am glad we do not censor this type of video. With that said please remember they did not ask for what life gave them and they are making the best of what life dealt them. But yes thier situation raises many hilarious questions. If you ever meet them please remember they are still human beings. Please only give a hard time to people in thier face for what they actually chose to do.

[@Snake2s]

Ss

[@Calamity09]

even tho OffendingEverybody has said an offensive joke to every race/person in the world we all find it funny

[@daviddedios8273]

It's a true form of equality.

[@BlueThunderO7]

​@@daviddedios8273 honestly, that's the way I like it. No body is spared.

[@giga-Y-blue]

Well we don't call him offendingEverybody cause he's a liberal

[@WasReallyDoingYourMom]

Yellowbones:Day 875 he still has yet to make me self deprecate I still await that day in anticipation as I've heard every joke under the sun A.K.A my father

[@haq248]

where does he joke about Islam

[@d2rk-ra1d3r]

NAAAH "billy likes it when u cry" 😭 that is actually diabolical

[@modisp]

yeah like that one actual one of nightmares. Imagine hating your conjoined twin. Your life becomes actual torture.

[@reversflash716]

Just out of curiosity, does the devil have a restraining order on you?

[@mr_duck5773]

idk what you're on about this shit is funny

[@parrotblossom]

​@@mr_duck5773 it is but he has a point

[@Snake2s]

sss

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's always playin hard to get

[@thsharpsword200]

@@0ffendingeverybody 💀

[@G0lden_Gamer]

"have fun being the bobble head" 💀

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Shhh I'm almost finished

[@G0lden_Gamer]

@@0ffendingeverybody all fun and games until she says she’s 12

[@Random-guy133]

@@G0lden_Gamer fun just started

[@Titanath]

What the hell did i stumble upon☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Pico983]

These replies 💀🙏

[@wayneisname4544]

"No officer, I'm not intoxicated, she is. I'm just driving her home." 😂

[@scottbivins4758]

I wonder if it actually works like that 😂😂😂 if so I am completely jealous I want to be able to drink and have a twin attached to me so he can be my DD. Lol

[@wayneisname4544]

@@scottbivins4758 Sadly, it doesn't. They both share the same bloodstream and digestive system

[@scottbivins4758]

@@wayneisname4544 well I guess my little brother's just going to have to be my DD than. Poor guy hes underage and he ain't drinking with me ill be damned 😂😂😂

[@JoeMama-ch7kg]

How many tits are there

[@Snake2s]

Ssss

[@LeroxYT]

Nah if they get a child call a priest we need a exorcism

[@Remake5182]

Nice try, but you ain't getting those kids priest Lerox.

[@LeroxYT]

@@Remake5182 probably need to contact the Pope there, for Maximum Power

[@AttmozGlaishur]

@@Remake5182what? that’s a stupid stereotype from a Muslim

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm hoping for 4 legs and half a head

[@AttmozGlaishur]

@@0ffendingeverybody why did i get notified here I didn’t even reply???

[@timmytuckerson3450]

I have been waiting to find a channel like thia for years. Thank you, good sir. You are doing the terrible internet sewer dwellers community a service.

[@RyanLee809]

You sir are a national treasure of roasting anyone and EVERYTHING lol

[@SpicyNightmare09]

Bro this is dead ass 2014 all over again I’m loving this content 😭🙏

[@Snake2s]

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[@Demon_Edits-pq1dw]

@@Snake2s E

[@IchiroAnimation2100]

@@Demon_Edits-pq1dw X

[@Shared__account]

@@Demon_Edits-pq1dw X

[@fabtasy]

@@Demon_Edits-pq1dwX

[@Epix2]

I'm so proud that he makes content.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Got some real twisted stuff coming soon

[@TheUnknownD]

@@0ffendingeverybody It's not twisted if you're just honest. 🙏

[@glotar1]

Thanks from "Punta Cana"

[@DenKata4429]

By far the most offensive video you made, and i love it.I really hope you uploud more of these types of videos,filled with your twisted,yet satisfying humor!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Honestly this is quite tame compared to my next few vids

[@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I]

@@0ffendingeverybodyYou never cease to fill us up with your delicious content 😫

[@Huntist7]

@@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I💀

[@LeroxYT]

@@0ffendingeverybody im already edging for them

[@Gorilla-69]

This isn’t even close 😭🙏

[@KailyxGacha]

Every question OffendingEverybody got more childish and I’m all for it 😂

[@goldenentertainment4ever]

"do they touch themselves...does it make it incest 💀💀"

[@rorantruong]

😂😂That is Fucking wild

[@cooldogmovies1517]

Every single question was both wild yet valid lol 😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I tried reaching out to them for an interview, but shockingly they turned it down

[@boomerwolf2408]

@@0ffendingeverybody you gotta change the email can't just be from your main channel

[@deekamikaze]

@@0ffendingeverybody Should have just asked one and told her the other wasn't invited. If I remember one of them was nicer and the other one liked dark humor

[@SloppyKnight]

"Its crazy how they can drive a car, considering they're women" 💀🙏 Edit: I just quoted a thing from the video, why you getting offended

[@KingShado69]

Had me wheezing for 5 whole minutes.

[@leviosaaa9005]

Crazy cause most car crash cause by men, just show his cluelessness

[@SloppyKnight]

@@leviosaaa9005 🤓💅

[@1893unknownuser]

​@@leviosaaa9005You're prooving the stereotype of women don't having sense of humor... xD 😅

[@Force-Multiplier]

It's even more impressive when you realize they're sisters and have to agree to do it right

[@FalseIDDNTY]

My mans asking the real questions 😂😂😂😂

[@Vazlpe]

i haven't laughed like this in 2 years

[@Queen-doja-cat]

Here we go again😂😔

[@0ffendingeverybody]

So many horrible things in such a short amount of time

[@Queen-doja-cat]

@@0ffendingeverybody yep😔

[@Rubdump]

"If one drops a tag, does the other one see goblins?" 💀 Had me in a laughing trance.

[@klausemichaelson6216]

Probably seeing goblins to then

[@Rubdump]

@@klausemichaelson6216 Probably, but would it be twice as effective or half as effective?

[@klausemichaelson6216]

@@RubdumpI was saying the original comment was but probably half as effective

[@nevyanplamenov5409]

They have separate brains tho, so i don't think drugs and alcohol affect them both

[@sixjwiansnskakad]

"I'll go harder next vid" He's back ontop 🔥🔥

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I told you I would

[@muzichub8261]

In a world turning upside down everyday this channel is what officially keeping me sane, thank you.

[@georgejohnson3246]

Protect this man's content at all costs.

[@theeitherlegend6094]

Bro just never hesitates in these videos.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I go hard Immediately

[@thesexylama]

@@0ffendingeverybody hard just like my priest was that night

[@TheUnknownD]

@@0ffendingeverybody Go hard or go home!

[@Sahilmahmud42]

I hate to admit, but bro's whole channel is just my intrusive thoughts but more funny and louder😭

[@0ffendingeverybody]

We all have Fed up thoughts. I just monitize mine

[@slm20408]

​@@0ffendingeverybody💀

[@Uladhtírghráthóir]

If they have a child whose child is it ?

[@MaseDogg1234]

Whoever the guy tried to have well…

[@harrisonglennie2942]

Holy shit thats a real good question

[@rogermilholland2341]

Which one swallowed....

[@Vyloka]

Depends. Ive seen people whove had children off a parasitic twin except the twin only made up some of the organs, so the child had her moms biological nonexistent sisters dna in a dna test. Im assuming depends on who owns what organs genetic wise

[@Uladhtírghráthóir]

@@Vyloka yeah I’ve heard about that too

[@coopisawesome189]

Since they have separate hearts, what happens if one of them dies?

[@zlatanbogdanovic6874]

Either they by some miracle get seperated or both of them die. Mihajlo Bogdanović

[@Jis4jaycob]

Have you seen that scientifically accurate catdog video where dog kills his cat twin and the necrosis from the rotting cat kills him? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happens

[@SavalioDoesStuff]

I think one of them just dies and the living one only has 1 arm and 1 leg idk

[@StevenBrumfield]

You have just became my favorite KZbinr

[@0ffendingeverybody]

More bangers coming soon Steve

[@suzuricato3794]

THE LUNGS QUESTION WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD SOMEBODY TELL ME IF IT WOULD WORK

[@0ffendingeverybody]

WE NEED ANSWERS

[@dainvisibulman]

@@0ffendingeverybody if one of the head dies does the other too🧐

[@elchanfle9831]

tl;dr: I think it would work, but it would cause some discomfort. Explanation: Since they both probably share a circulatory system, I'd assume that it should be possible for one of them to hold their breath indefinitely as long as the other keeps breathing. The oxygen should still reach every place it needs to, with a few exceptions depending on the exact "configuration" of the circulatory system. Since their body is used to having two sources of oxygen though, they'd probably get tired or start hyperventilating over time, similar to running but without the muscle exertion. Source: I'm studying biomedical engineering (undergrad senior - graduating in a month), and that's my best guess without any additional info. @suzuricato3794 @Offendingeverybody

[@gwynethpearson8870]

@@elchanfle9831is there a possibility that the lungs would be underdeveloped? Or that they would be capable of taking in less oxygen as a way for the body to compensate for having two sources of oxygen?

[@nova8797]

Probably not for a few reasons 1. Your lungs scream when the CO2 levels increase and has nothing to do with blood oxygen levels 2. The human brain is one of the most expensive organs on the planet. A chess grandmaster can burn 6000 calories in a tournament sitting still. 3. Two separate hearts means 2 separate circulatory systems feeding oxygen to tissue. If one twin dies I imagine portions of the body would be necrotized. Which seems like a horrible way to die for the survivor twin who will probably die soon as-well.

[@hunterpro5003]

Imagine they see this vid and reply to all the questions.

[@storytimewithunclekumaran5004]

I wish.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

One could dream

[@khoigen1565]

This is by far the most insane video you’ve done

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Dawww thanks

[@druidrood]

@@0ffendingeverybody Why did you put a roblox boosting chat gpt ad ont his video.

[@domalwright]

You literally put every question I've had into video formant! 😂😂

[@andrewmwape3809]

I can't believe this guy's not cancelled 😂,i love that i just discovered this channel and i have so much to watch...

[@jesseukleja5704]

😂😂😂 the one with Halloween killed me 💀😂

[@milosjankovic701]

Nps

[@0ffendingeverybody]

They feed off nightmares

[@druidrood]

@@0ffendingeverybody I feed off you

[@VilikuliHarris-hg7de]

@@druidroodI feed on myself

[@Mr_Topek]

​@@druidrood🤨

[@SMONARCH]

I’ve never laughed so much throughout an entire KZbin video😂😂

[@evid3nt]

YES please ask the questions we too scared to ask

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I reached out for an interview so heads crossed they reach back

[@animezone355]

​@@0ffendingeverybody💀

[@PsychoToasterGuy]

I mean.....yes, all those questions NEED to be answered!!

[@mase9975]

Here I was thinking that KZbin would kill off awesome creators like this upstanding and cultured gentleman, color me impressed.

[@medic_memer]

0:50 🎩 👁️👁️ 🤜🏻---"good day sir"

[@MrCruelOfficialChannel]

“Hello my good sir would you like a cup of tea Eh”

[@RaggedWaggon]

0:56 “which is surprising because their both woman” 2 negatives equal a positive 😂😂

[@Goofyrmn]

lol

[@Ashyboi0282]

Blud broke through in being offensive 💀

[@omarnoor767]

He's enjoying every bit of this and I absolutely love it 😂😂😂

[@salamsoyar1340]

i like that you answered most of the comments even not highly rated ones

[@TheChallengerB]

2:21 This has actually happened before. Lazarus Baptista Colloredo, a siamese twin in 17th century Italy escaped the death penalty by arguing it would also kill his innocent twin Joannes

[@LegoKidBuu]

OffendingEverybody, remember this quote until you die: "If they are blind they wont expect it from behind!"

[@Jandy1.0]

2:33 that's wild 💀💀💀💀

[@TFSPopo]

i damn near choked on my drink watching that part😂

[@Nabstablook-r1x]

Na this is 4:05

[@PomskiProductions]

My friend asked who was my fav KZbinr, I said Offending Everyone. The best part is that he knew who I was talking about and said “Oh ya he’s my role model!” (He literally said one day when putting on really dark sunglasses, “Woah! It looks like a talented basketball team!”)

[@davidescu4mai528]

"Billy loves ot when you cry" yoo 😂😂😂😂

[@ABDOU_Maraval]

3:35 "Holy shit face" 💀

[@0ffendingeverybody]

One of my fav jokes ever

[@rjtrageser9884]

OI, NEW POST WAKE UP HONEY

[@blaster915]

Omg I'm in tears laughing 😂😂😂 thank you for this! Made my day 😂😂

[@joshuarortega5698]

This is the humor we need but can’t have due to some ppl being so fragile 🤣😂

[@gynter2078]

You know what they say… TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE

[@ScoutGaming1111]

3:39 "HOLY SHIT" 💀💀💀

[@0ffendingeverybody]

This is one of the favorite jokes

[@lordwoody8352]

0:13 Channel lives up to its name lol

[@jamiegreen5610]

Please never leave KZbin

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm here to stay

[@jamiegreen5610]

@@0ffendingeverybody God speed

[@TheUnknownD]

He will only leave youtube if google get's way too offended by him or he dies.

[@jocubayt9154]

I have watched all your videos and I have to tell you you’re one of the best KZbinrs keep up brooo

[@AbyssalSoda]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages, bro reminding me what humor truly is

[@Foodhungryy]

Got me dead with scholarship for relay races

[@PoiBoiBill]

I haven't been this 'shocked' in a long-long time. Thank you

[@Jfoqjtngusy.25]

2:16 Bro is askin' the real questions.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

It feels a little incesty you know

[@ABDOU_Maraval]

There's already twin pornstars, so many man ....😔

[@The_GOC]

and i miss Alabamy once again, and i thinks its a sin, yes.

[@Jfoqjtngusy.25]

@@0ffendingeverybody Now that you mention it, yea.

[@RoosterMontgomery]

This is going straight to my Favorites Playlist!

[@DhdjdDo]

Dude I can’t get enough of this guy

[@FunkyMunkey00_]

2:46 Your hurting our necks Shhh I'm almost finished

[@jethrobonser69420]

Yeah that one's funny

[@Raaz8080]

3:58 holy shit thats actually smart i believe its possible

[@Sandy_Sandwhich]

God does have a sense of humor and I thought I was the only person who knew that

[@0ffendingeverybody]

God loves a good freak

[@druidrood]

@@0ffendingeverybody I bet you were invited to the tiktok rizz party

[@darknesswave100]

He did indeed ask all the questions i had when I saw frankensteins lesser known project. Got a sub from me 😂

[@Infinite8blue]

Lol😂 why does the question progressively gets worst the kast 5 was out of pocket 😂

[@CorlenoftheRoundTable]

Dude, what happens if one of them dies? Does one of them just start rotting, and the rot slowly spreads over to the other girl like a zombie infection from a movie? Does it kill them both? Will one of them just walk around with half of their body being unnaturally pale, and then make some kind of “Dead Weight” pun every time someone asks about the other one???

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Those are some good questions and I was gonna mention what if one of them dies, but they have the same circulatory system. So they'd both perish

[@Random-guy133]

😦

[@Himothy2225]

@@0ffendingeverybodynot bro being intelligent

[@CorlenoftheRoundTable]

Unfair trade off. Why do they have to drag the other one down with them?!? Aren’t there head removal surgeries anywhere around here?

[@KayLovesToEat]

THESE QUESTIONS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD WTF😂😂

[@baraakhaled3263]

this man is a legend. i truly hope he finds delight with every passing second

[@marcusmarshal5479]

No, I'm a good person. Why am i laughing so hard

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

I love how he says the most OUT OF POCKET STUFF imaginable. I’m all here for it tho.

[@Nikolai-be8ol]

0:45 voice Crack 💀

[@efeozel9498]

I wonder what will be his reaction when he reads this

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Imagine getting a back handy

[@spicyicedcoffee1150]

more like butt crack😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Idontknowwhatiamdoing9]

@@0ffendingeverybodyNAH JIT WILDING AT THIS POINT

[@slm20408]

​@IdontknowwhatiamdoingBRO HAS NO LIMITS

[@theinvestor3600]

Hands down the best one you have ever made

[@RileyEpic]

3:40 I don’t know why I find 0ffendingeverybody laughing fun because it sounds so distance yet close enough to hear it or is just me

[@turboprint3d]

Best Halloween costume ever😂

[@abcdefg7046]

She: i dont know what to give you on your birthday Husband: maby you should use your head(s) 👹

[@TsukyomiNoMikoto]

this is by far the best KZbin channel so far

[@Orionbae]

I didn’t think this channel could GET EVEN WORSE 😭

[@crimsonthunder2641]

You really didn’t think that a channel called offending every couldn’t get worse.

[@abdulshakuryusuf3510]

You can't imagine how much i laughed at this video 😂 probs my guy this is THE best video you made so far (in my opinion)

[@lynnwairimu8066]

Okay how am i just now finding this channel 😹😹😹😹 SUBSCRIBED😹

[@ScoutGaming1111]

2:00 NAH THAT'S WILD

[@Mohamed58290]

This is too much man Mocking disabled people 😑

[@vexi_boi_alt]

THIS IS SOO BAAAAD.... DO IT AGAIN. I cant get over the load question xD

[@neetuverma1726]

Bro always speaks the truth no 🧢, just in a diabolical way 💀

[@sir.richardarmstrong3rd759]

Brittany and Abbie should respond to this!

[@Tomas-k8x]

0:31 HIHIHIHI IN FACKING DYING

[@samusamu5342]

He asked the questions that no one was brave engough to do

[@Freepizzastudios]

2:48 that’s a beat !! 💀💀💀

[@kaioken227]

We aren’t gonna gloss over how every one of those were valid questions

[@PizzaSteve37]

THE COAT HANGER IN THE BACKGROUND HAD ME DESTROYED 😂

[@TheLaserbob]

greetings from germany , omg what the f**k i laugthed my ass off your vids ones off the best i've ever seen on youtube

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Glad my ignorance is reaching other countries

[@zearishere]

they were my teacher im deadass

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What's something I didn't mention about them?

[@r3venga567]

This is probably his most F’d up video, yet also his most hilarious in my opinion😂.

[@Toast2005]

This was the most vile shit I've ever watched 😂😂😂.

[@gamehunter7474]

Still one of the best vids watched it like 5 times

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Def my most jokes per minute

[@johnwarriner3373]

Damn this is your one way straight to hell starter pass. I may never understand why i laughed

[@site.the-gamer]

if they gave birth to a boy, would the kid have 4 balls

[@ProfessionaINoob]

i dont watch/read jojo anymore cuz its makes u want to kiss other men but i cant ignore this reference... one of the manga guys has 4 balls (hes 2 people in 1)