Telling Santa My Intrusive Thoughts

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[@0ffendingeverybody]

Give me your best KZbin Clickbait tittles

[@SpostK]

Your mom

[@vladticala9405]

i got a gf

[@jawbugers9635]

NO

[@jawbugers9635]

bro said tittles

[@conleynetwork]

WE INFILTRATED CHERNOBYL!!! (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT)!

[@the_chicken_nuggie_squad]

I love how his legs are just swinging like a little kid

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's just chillen

[@flippy2]

@@0ffendingeverybodycan he make grilled cheese

[@the_chicken_nuggie_squad]

I love how Santa starts out thinking”what the heck is the dude doing?” To” this is getting somewhere…” to “Ya no this creep is weird”

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Everybody knows how judgmental Santa is

[@firefree5282]

@@0ffendingeverybodysomething is seriously wrong with you, even if it’s a joke, how do you come up with this shit☠️

[@Ekaroth]

@@firefree5282 Well, any human being has came with horrible thoughts atleast once. Unless you're 12.

[@user-xe7ki3bz5n]

@@Ekarothwhy not people of the age of 12 specifically?

[@Darksage192]

Bc thats the age where its no longer fun to touch children​@@user-xe7ki3bz5n

[@niklasneighbor6726]

Fun fact: those intrusive thought are warning signals telling you to NOT do these things

[@sorryimsosad]

Yeah that’s why they give you anxiety if you fixate on them. It’s bc the “why would I think that” part of your brain is making sure you don’t do those things even tho you wouldn’t do that that’s why they are intrusive and anxiety inducing.

[@ETXAlienRobot201]

@@sorryimsosad sounds like a scumbag brain meme...XD

[@Dovah_Slayer]

That seems like a terrible defense mechanism why did our brains get wired this way?

[@ImAmericanFr]

​@Dovah_Slayer it makes us hyperaware of our surroundings and potential dangers though, imagine your at the edge of the cliff the thought of you falling puts you on edge

[@0ffendingeverybody]

But a few sound like fun

Offending Everybody is literally the embodiment of chaos and insanity, and i love it.

[@tutumbuyisa2455]

I'm convinced that we dealing with a sociopath here

[@Jordan59340]

Yeah fr he bet funny though

[@gorgothegreatest4961]

that's exactly why he got popular

[@3_kiwis]

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE BACK

[@leloxtra24]

Fr😂

[@DamnFrFr14]

Charlie will remember him for a longer time than he will remember his first "experience"

[@0ffendingeverybody]

#neverforget

[@Corndog_4052]

@@0ffendingeverybodyhey you think I should eat a shit ton of adderal?

[@Drgoiburger]

do you need to ask? @@Corndog_4052

[@_Pilots]

@@Corndog_4052 I suggest a shit ton of modafinil instead. You’re less likely to have insomnia.

[@tylergeorgeson8005]

Love how he is kicking his feet while saying the most horrendous things. Lmao

[@Thi-Sen]

His casual attitude was the most funny of all.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's just chillen

[@TABEM-10]

“evolution, B I T C H”had me dying 💀💀💀

[@GFemto_]

Man your videos never failed to make me laugh you're so real . Supporting you down to my balls

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Just wanna cradle you with my knowledge

[@TheCarzAll]

What if you lose your balls?💀💀💀

[@CMM-enjoy]

​@0ffendingeverybody I respect u so much I'll would give you a

[@Hans39]

dikinbaus

[@RRAAHH]

I love dikinbaus it’s my favorite hotdog place

[@Peter-parker_1267]

A girlfriend with no gag reflex had me dead💀😭

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What every guy wants for Christmas

[@ViperPain141]

@@0ffendingeverybodyone that I unfortunately didn’t get 😢

[@Peter-parker_1267]

Same😂😭

[@Unfunny1018]

he right though​@@Peter-parker_1267

[@user-hj5ek4cy4d]

​@@Peter-parker_1267 same bro...😔

[@Wireless_13]

You know its a good day when he uploads

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Better day when homies write their appreciation

[@user-of9hu5if5d]

absolute facts.

[@ayzkeh]

santa acts so innocent

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's always the one judgin peeps

[@ayzkeh]

@@0ffendingeverybody what a surprise, surely a gift from santa

[@TheTrueHornyMan]

i gave him my child and suddenly my child complains about an enwidened hole

[@Dreybaconjr]

Wanting to trip kids running by is so real

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The temptation is so high

[@IAmTheShiningLight]

​@0ffendingeverybody My insanity is higher.

[@stinbray1120]

my friend did this the other day this kid was running in between him and a friend kid ran back in forth 3 sum times and friend said nah f it thud thud thud

[@Vitamin_E]

i love it when he spreads me wide open and fills me with his content

[@Arikiranix]

omg same

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Swallow my frothy knowledge

[@Arikiranix]

@@0ffendingeverybody how do you come up with these jokes that fill me up with laughing- So hard to stop laughing

[@BirdyMilo]

The ending caught me off guard. Love your stuff, man. MVP content creator

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Caught little Billy off guard too

[@jaydennighthawk7815]

Remember Kids Only Listen to your intrusive thoughts when it comes to mass murder and world domination.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What about porkin Jayden?

[@UttereichtolUterreiktoreik]

Santa has more Trauma from Him than His Dog After he brings out the peanut butter

[@idkwhattoputhere1636]

For some reason I would still hire him as a babysitter just for gags😂😂

[@diddymaster9000]

*for gags* 💀

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Tell you all the things I thought about doing

[@SoupGuy69]

@@0ffendingeverybody dont you prefer a lack of gags?

[@HaminationclipsTheOriginal]

1:43 ptsd

[@homeschooldropout3206]

What happened

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The difference between you and psychos is you didn't do it.. right?

[@RafaelFlagit]

0:22 you love W H O

[@Solvexx_0]

My favourite KZbinr that is super funny and talks about everyone’s race but never offends them IS BACKKkKkKkK

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'll go even harder next time Nika

[@notIndecisive]

thats what she said@@0ffendingeverybody

[@metaemperor]

2:50 Funny enough, there is a definition for those it's called the call to the void It's normal, which is crazy tbh 😅

[@Nehorait15]

‏‪4:05‬‏ nooooo billlyyyy

[@Krakenocto8]

0:57 Michael Jackson moment, without the balcony though

[@alex12709]

After this conversation, Santa started to be a little suspicious, and then he did some terrible crime against Billy and other random people he found on the street and ran out of the country during the night. Everyone has their own different intrusive thoughts about this but yours are at a whole other level. Amazing video Happy new year from Romania

[@0ffendingeverybody]

And these were the thoughts I thought KZbin would allow...

[@alex12709]

@@0ffendingeverybody maybe it would work if you try to sneak in a few images in the animation about those thoughts or try to give hints about it. I dont think that youtube would realise their meaning

[@alpha_9997]

I mean ive had most of them except the grandma one.

[@yhornofcatarina]

Wheres my wallet

[@alex12709]

@@yhornofcatarina I stole your wallet and used all your money to buy food , clothes, 2 mansions and 4 cars because I can >:)

[@8o-Z0ne]

Cmon Billy don't question it Santa knows everything.

[@JsutAPerson]

I swear to god I get a 6 pack from laughing so hard from this guy. Pls never stop uploading 😂😂

[@john9154]

Santa trapped me in his basement

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Is that you billy?

[@goldenlatias152]

Before 2023 ends i just want to say I love everything you've made Ever since discovering your channel about a month ago I've watched as many of your videos as possible with many repeats because your sense of humor is definitely my cup of tea Looking forward to more in 2024 Hey that rhymed 😄

[@Hungryfork]

1:26 got me

[@darlox999]

I'm relieved to know that I'm not the only one with such intrusive thoughts.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Lots of us have them darlox

[@Jake00po]

Same

[@user-pj6of5qc8o]

4:17 stop touching your fun bags

[@decotheepicguy]

0:33 HA, 10 seconds? skill issue, i got 2 hours in a roblox vibe game 5 months ago

[@THEjordanlovefanboy]

weird

[@KristianLight]

Santa was never the same again

[@user-hz4km5yg5k]

I swear... before i go to sleep i always remember the line " Good boys keep their mouth shut" and then proceed to laugh before falling to sleep 😅

[@Dingo7493]

2:01 im not gay but i wanna do that too lol

[@FratoiuAlex]

Your not gay, most likely bi

[@MasonSutton-ub2mu]

Bro this guy is awesome if I could choose from therapy and him I would choose this guy

[@0ffendingeverybody]

No matter what terrible thoughts you may be having, I can tell you some that are worse

[@jozes6233]

Ms. Sullivan is really getting violated lately 😂

[@ChrisEk0]

It's been 3 years since I've had to pause something to laugh 😂😂😂😂. Dude you tickled my funny bone in just the right way with this one dude. 😂😂😂

[@kirbydude667]

Your sense of humor is so amazing, it makes me want to bust.

[@MasteryGio]

The beginning 💀

[@shannonrobertshawcarroll5319]

@1:50 got me laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@wl5420]

You ripped me off.

[@vaibing]

my new year cant be new without a new offending everybody vid

[@luddeide8293]

Another great banger, I’ll make sure to send this one to my grandma 🔥

[@MorbidFayde]

Something I've never seen anyone talk about that's great is the use of repeated punchlines. The "girl with no gag reflex" from the race stats video, for instance. Always at least one "I get that reference" moment in these

[@Rezzalls]

This guy is too good😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

You know I go hard in the paint

[@YessirYessir610]

@@0ffendingeverybodyquick question. Do you actively watch wackawackamunv he’s pretty funny and I’ve seen you comment on a video

[@namespaced4437]

@@0ffendingeverybody just like karl malone and josh giddey

[@silvermeerkat2731]

Happy new years man, I hope you get at least 1 million subs in 2024 you’re a hilarious KZbinr. Have a great new years

[@siimplyclxtch]

Best channel on this platform by far 💪 Happy new years, hope to see more amazing vids from you in 2024. 🥂👏

[@Lil_Fatty-_-]

The best kind of Comedy

[@stealrides]

Honestly best Christmas gift ever

[@Kiss_da_cook-lo2em]

“Good boys keep their mouth shut” had me on the ground 💀 dont stop the bangersOffendingEverybody

[@dragonmaster4627]

Bro has been making some of the best videos ive seen and they only get better

[@Silver926]

Always a good day when you upload. I only found your channel recently, and it's one of the best channels out there. Keep up the good work :3

[@conleynetwork]

Back with another banger

[@radinpartovi2221]

Man I found this channel today and I can confidently say its my new favorite channel My man is sooooo underrated not gonna lie

[@ebensebastian3811]

Your growth is awesome man! Keep up the good work!

[@rubberdug]

Santa's really weird when you think about it

[@zaviramonhussein8238]

Bro you are funny I like your videos 😂

[@louisblueyfan8687]

You always make me laugh when I’m sad or mad thank you for being the best funny KZbinr ❤

[@barryscott4509]

Man your an agent of chaos I love your content man cheers

[@gold_all123]

Another banger from offendingeveryone!

[@Hawkseye669]

Yay, more intrusive thoughts

[@funcat3560]

I hate that I was confused an perplexed by how anyone could have such violent intrusive thoughts, but then you mentioned pills and turkey knife and I just totally get it, relatable. :P

[@philip504]

Always a pleasure to see you upload

[@yallprettysus]

He must be the best person when he has all these urges and doesnt do it

[@Mewingmaster69421]

2:55 when you turn over 18

[@wahatda8944]

The twist in the end is diabolical.

[@Kaspmar]

Bro is to real

[@fearful_hour385]

Best part 1:38

[@RosalynGeneroso-lg7zg]

The astromorphs to the qu be like:

[@Timboy75697]

When are you going to make more celebrity roast

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm cooking another streamer roast. Stay tuned

[@Kaspmar]

Bro made me rethink the purpose of Santa..

[@ScienceChild]

"What do you want for Christmas?" "A girlfriend with no gag reflex"

[@ConstantineTheFirst]

who is watching this in 2023?

[@the_sports_nerd]

Sadly in 2024

[@transformersgeek9241]

Naa it’s 1872

[@JoweeTheRapo]

Mf I'm watching this 2024

[@richardestrada4982]

OffendingEverybody, you good? because those thoughts are insane dude😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

And these are the tame ones

[@spearmintanimation]

​@@0ffendingeverybody That's crazy💀

[@rmb8807]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀​@@0ffendingeverybody

[@potato_lord6602]

Bro took All i want for Christmas is you too seriously

[@lordwoody8352]

What a chaotic Christmas video on the last day of December

[@1000_Ways_To_Fail_Chess]

I liked my own comment

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Its a good comment

[@Swiftcantleave]

Dude I love your vids they always make my day, much love from Europe bro🇨🇳

[@CaptainPrice-bp4kj]

I wonder if Billy goes to the same mall same Santa every year with the same wish and he always gets “I’ll see what I can do Billy”💀

[@Microphone211]

Love ur, content man I'm obsessed with it

[@alexisavendanio]

The animation gets more stellar every video

[@that_dudes3]

Hey dude I love your channel please keep making this kind stuff

[@zazikimaster650]

That ending is a masterpiece "Time for Round 2 Billy!"

[@bq1013]

I don't know what's worse, How much I related, or how hard I laughed

[@jonsoning]

the rapid grow of his channel brings me joy

[@leloxtra24]

Man i love this guys content 😂

[@crownsintent6640]

Ah the razor blade in the sand bit had me keeled over. For context I’m from Australia and it reminded me of a news story of one of our major theme parks being closed down cause someone put razor blades at the end of water slides. I remember hearing that and dying of laughter with my friends cause I said that person definitely let there intrusive thoughts win 😂

[@Sebi_007]

This is the best explanation of intrusive thoughts. Also you forgot the one jumping out from a car whilst moving

[@NotWoterbottle]

perfect end to the video + the best thing to watch while sick

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

That's enough internet for one day. Godspeed.

[@Puget55]

May your videos never been forgotten

[@antsrant]

Bro is just so honest 😂

[@The_most-Enthusiastic_Loser1.]

I Love how at the end of each intrusive thought we see him giving santa a sadistic face LMFAO🤣

[@jasonmiller1437]

love your vids dude its makes me happy to see a new one

[@Nerdyguy69420]

I need this person as my uncle, He's everything I'd need for a perfect uncle.

[@Mr.89ms]

Bro is the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts 😂

[@thedawn5300]

Love the videos dude!

[@dr.cheese4381]

This channel is the best thing to ever happen to me

[@djgawsom7089]

next year your channel is gonna hit 1 M sub for sure.🔥

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Without a doubt DJ

[@SmuffyGT]

I never thought I'd live to see the day where a Dane Cook joke came full circle. Lol