Telling Santa My Intrusive Thoughts

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Give me your best KZbin Clickbait tittles

[@SpostK]

Your mom

[@vladticala9405]

i got a gf

[@jawbugers9635]

NO

[@jawbugers9635]

bro said tittles

[@conleynetwork]

WE INFILTRATED CHERNOBYL!!! (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT)!

[@the_chicken_nuggie_squad]

I love how Santa starts out thinking”what the heck is the dude doing?” To” this is getting somewhere…” to “Ya no this creep is weird”

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Everybody knows how judgmental Santa is

[@firefree5282]

@@0ffendingeverybodysomething is seriously wrong with you, even if it’s a joke, how do you come up with this shit☠️

[@Ekaroth]

@@firefree5282 Well, any human being has came with horrible thoughts atleast once. Unless you're 12.

[@sabschatz]

@@Ekarothwhy not people of the age of 12 specifically?

[@Darksage192]

Bc thats the age where its no longer fun to touch children​@@sabschatz

[@the_chicken_nuggie_squad]

I love how his legs are just swinging like a little kid

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's just chillen

[@flippy2]

@@0ffendingeverybodycan he make grilled cheese

[@niklasneighbor6726]

Fun fact: those intrusive thought are warning signals telling you to NOT do these things

[@sorryimsosad]

Yeah that’s why they give you anxiety if you fixate on them. It’s bc the “why would I think that” part of your brain is making sure you don’t do those things even tho you wouldn’t do that that’s why they are intrusive and anxiety inducing.

[@ETXAlienRobot201]

@@sorryimsosad sounds like a scumbag brain meme...XD

[@Dovah_Slayer]

That seems like a terrible defense mechanism why did our brains get wired this way?

[@ImAmericanFr]

​@Dovah_Slayer it makes us hyperaware of our surroundings and potential dangers though, imagine your at the edge of the cliff the thought of you falling puts you on edge

[@0ffendingeverybody]

But a few sound like fun

Offending Everybody is literally the embodiment of chaos and insanity, and i love it.

[@YouDontKnowMe-b8j]

I'm convinced that we dealing with a sociopath here

[@Jordan59340]

Yeah fr he bet funny though

[@gorgothegreatest4961]

that's exactly why he got popular

[@WakeUpAndSmellTheAshes]

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE BACK

[@leloxtra24]

Fr😂

[@DamnFrFr14]

Charlie will remember him for a longer time than he will remember his first "experience"

[@0ffendingeverybody]

#neverforget

[@Corndog_4052]

@@0ffendingeverybodyhey you think I should eat a shit ton of adderal?

[@DrGoiburger]

do you need to ask? @@Corndog_4052

[@_Pilots]

@@Corndog_4052 I suggest a shit ton of modafinil instead. You’re less likely to have insomnia.

[@tylergeorgeson8005]

Love how he is kicking his feet while saying the most horrendous things. Lmao

[@Last_God_of_Mortis]

His casual attitude was the most funny of all.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's just chillen

[@Wireless_13]

You know its a good day when he uploads

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Better day when homies write their appreciation

[@user-of9hu5if5d]

absolute facts.

[@GFemto_]

Man your videos never failed to make me laugh you're so real . Supporting you down to my balls

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Just wanna cradle you with my knowledge

[@TheCarzAll]

What if you lose your balls?💀💀💀

[@CMM-enjoy]

​@0ffendingeverybody I respect u so much I'll would give you a

[@Hans39]

dikinbaus

[@RRAAHH]

I love dikinbaus it’s my favorite hotdog place

[@Vitamin_E]

i love it when he spreads me wide open and fills me with his content

[@Arikiranix]

omg same

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Swallow my frothy knowledge

[@Arikiranix]

@@0ffendingeverybody how do you come up with these jokes that fill me up with laughing- So hard to stop laughing

[@crushin-balls]

@@0ffendingeverybody NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GIVE IT TO ME, MAKE ME DRINK YOUR STICKY KNOWLEDGE

[@TABEM-10]

“evolution, B I T C H”had me dying 💀💀💀

[@jaydennighthawk7815]

Remember Kids Only Listen to your intrusive thoughts when it comes to mass murder and world domination.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What about porkin Jayden?

[@fortisprocer966]

👀👀 ​@@0ffendingeverybody

[@MiloBunn]

The ending caught me off guard. Love your stuff, man. MVP content creator

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Caught little Billy off guard too

[@Peter-parker_1267]

A girlfriend with no gag reflex had me dead💀😭

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What every guy wants for Christmas

[@ViperPain141]

@@0ffendingeverybodyone that I unfortunately didn’t get 😢

[@Peter-parker_1267]

Same😂😭

[@kingvonafterdark]

he right though​@@Peter-parker_1267

[@VAMP-m6s]

​@@Peter-parker_1267 same bro...😔

[@Dreybaconjr]

Wanting to trip kids running by is so real

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The temptation is so high

[@IAmTheShiningLight]

​@0ffendingeverybody My insanity is higher.

[@stinbray1120]

my friend did this the other day this kid was running in between him and a friend kid ran back in forth 3 sum times and friend said nah f it thud thud thud

[@alex12709]

After this conversation, Santa started to be a little suspicious, and then he did some terrible crime against Billy and other random people he found on the street and ran out of the country during the night. Everyone has their own different intrusive thoughts about this but yours are at a whole other level. Amazing video Happy new year from Romania

[@0ffendingeverybody]

And these were the thoughts I thought KZbin would allow...

[@alex12709]

@@0ffendingeverybody maybe it would work if you try to sneak in a few images in the animation about those thoughts or try to give hints about it. I dont think that youtube would realise their meaning

[@alpha_9997]

I mean ive had most of them except the grandma one.

[@yhornofcatarina]

Wheres my wallet

[@alex12709]

@@yhornofcatarina I stole your wallet and used all your money to buy food , clothes, 2 mansions and 4 cars because I can >:)

[@Mazzi_0]

My favourite KZbinr that is super funny and talks about everyone’s race but never offends them IS BACKKkKkKkK

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'll go even harder next time Nika

[@notIndecisive]

thats what she said@@0ffendingeverybody

[@goldenlatias152]

Before 2023 ends i just want to say I love everything you've made Ever since discovering your channel about a month ago I've watched as many of your videos as possible with many repeats because your sense of humor is definitely my cup of tea Looking forward to more in 2024 Hey that rhymed 😄

[@idkwhattoputhere1636]

For some reason I would still hire him as a babysitter just for gags😂😂

[@cakesan69]

*for gags* 💀

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Tell you all the things I thought about doing

[@SoupGuy69]

@@0ffendingeverybody dont you prefer a lack of gags?

[@gr0za44]

santa acts so innocent

[@0ffendingeverybody]

He's always the one judgin peeps

[@gr0za44]

@@0ffendingeverybody what a surprise, surely a gift from santa

[@TheTrueHornyMan]

i gave him my child and suddenly my child complains about an enwidened hole

[@UttereichtolUterreiktoreik]

Santa has more Trauma from Him than His Dog After he brings out the peanut butter

[@MrAnimations14]

1:43 ptsd

[@homeschooldropout3206]

What happened

[@0ffendingeverybody]

The difference between you and psychos is you didn't do it.. right?

[@8o-Z0ne]

Cmon Billy don't question it Santa knows everything.

[@TheGenevaConvention1]

I swear to god I get a 6 pack from laughing so hard from this guy. Pls never stop uploading 😂😂

[@john9154]

Santa trapped me in his basement

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Is that you billy?

[@im_xhyn]

I'm relieved to know that I'm not the only one with such intrusive thoughts.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Lots of us have them darlox

[@Jake00po]

Same

[@JohnJacobs-fq7gm]

Yeah, this is me when I'm in a good mood. I wanna do very bad things when I'm in a hyper good mood. My thoughts tell me they would be such fun. On those days, I hate being such a nice person. As I get older, those days don't come too often anymore. Except today, today is a good mood day. 😺

[@Abÿßßalkrak]

0:57 Michael Jackson moment, without the balcony though

[@Nehorait15]

‏‪4:05‬‏ nooooo billlyyyy

[@HorribleMapping.mp4]

"I just want my uncle to stop touching me" "GOOD BOYS KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT" "What was that?" "Oh, I'll see what I can do Billy "I didn't tell you my name" BRO 💀

[@Unknown_Entity7418]

WHAT.

[@lordwoody8352]

What a chaotic Christmas video on the last day of December

[@Greem-x7b]

Santa was never the same again

[@MillionsoLachica]

I swear... before i go to sleep i always remember the line " Good boys keep their mouth shut" and then proceed to laugh before falling to sleep 😅

[@metaemperor]

2:50 Funny enough, there is a definition for those it's called the call to the void It's normal, which is crazy tbh 😅

[@ChrisEk0]

It's been 3 years since I've had to pause something to laugh 😂😂😂😂. Dude you tickled my funny bone in just the right way with this one dude. 😂😂😂

[@silvermeerkat2731]

Happy new years man, I hope you get at least 1 million subs in 2024 you’re a hilarious KZbinr. Have a great new years

[@kirbydude667]

Your sense of humor is so amazing, it makes me want to bust.

[@jozes6233]

Ms. Sullivan is really getting violated lately 😂

[@MasonSutton-ub2mu]

Bro this guy is awesome if I could choose from therapy and him I would choose this guy

[@0ffendingeverybody]

No matter what terrible thoughts you may be having, I can tell you some that are worse

[@Silver926]

Always a good day when you upload. I only found your channel recently, and it's one of the best channels out there. Keep up the good work :3

[@radinpartovi2221]

Man I found this channel today and I can confidently say its my new favorite channel My man is sooooo underrated not gonna lie

[@luddeide8293]

Another great banger, I’ll make sure to send this one to my grandma 🔥

[@vuro94]

This guy is too good😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

You know I go hard in the paint

[@YessirYessir610]

@@0ffendingeverybodyquick question. Do you actively watch wackawackamunv he’s pretty funny and I’ve seen you comment on a video

[@namespaced4437]

@@0ffendingeverybody just like karl malone and josh giddey

[@ScienceChild]

"What do you want for Christmas?" "A girlfriend with no gag reflex"

[@bq1013]

I don't know what's worse, How much I related, or how hard I laughed

[@shannonrobertshawcarroll5319]

@1:50 got me laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@WL69420]

You ripped me off.

[@funcat3560]

I hate that I was confused an perplexed by how anyone could have such violent intrusive thoughts, but then you mentioned pills and turkey knife and I just totally get it, relatable. :P

[@siimplyclxtch]

Best channel on this platform by far 💪 Happy new years, hope to see more amazing vids from you in 2024. 🥂👏

[@moclerszn]

my new year cant be new without a new offending everybody vid

[@MasteryGio]

The beginning 💀

[@Kiss_da_cook-lo2em]

“Good boys keep their mouth shut” had me on the ground 💀 dont stop the bangersOffendingEverybody

[@decotheepicguy]

0:33 HA, 10 seconds? skill issue, i got 2 hours in a roblox vibe game 5 months ago

[@flockjordanlove]

weird

[@Randomdude-uy2cf]

I love the way he also added the fact that all of these Santa’s are pedos

[@bl4z3boss]

I wonder if Billy goes to the same mall same Santa every year with the same wish and he always gets “I’ll see what I can do Billy”💀

[@ebensebastian3811]

Your growth is awesome man! Keep up the good work!

[@rubberdug]

Santa's really weird when you think about it

[@BobertWilliams]

If my intrusive thoughts were said I would be locked in a bunker for the rest of my life.

[@sorryimsosad]

That’s normal tho. I feel the same. Luckily it’s usually a sign you’re a good person. If you didn’t feel like they were intrusive then you might be a sociopath lol

[@MorbidFayde]

Something I've never seen anyone talk about that's great is the use of repeated punchlines. The "girl with no gag reflex" from the race stats video, for instance. Always at least one "I get that reference" moment in these

[@potato_lord6602]

Bro took All i want for Christmas is you too seriously

[@Hungryfork]

1:26 got me

[@wahatda8944]

The twist in the end is diabolical.

[@Dingo7493]

2:01 im not gay but i wanna do that too lol

[@FratoiuAlex]

Your not gay, most likely bi

[@Doughnut_O00O]

Fun fact: intrusive thoughts is your brain misinterpreting a signal telling you not to do a dangerous act

[@stealrides]

Honestly best Christmas gift ever

[@Kaspmar]

Bro made me rethink the purpose of Santa..

[@averagecloudyfan0624]

i love how his gay ass legs are swinging while on santa's lap

[@dragonmaster4627]

Bro has been making some of the best videos ive seen and they only get better

[@KanyanB]

4:17 stop touching your fun bags

[@Fizzie_boi]

Good boys keep their mouths shut,billy "what" santa/uncle "ill see what i can do".😂😂😂

[@conleynetwork]

Back with another banger

[@philip504]

Always a pleasure to see you upload

[@Lil_Fatty-_-]

The best kind of Comedy

[@DanielPerry444]

Feel like this guy might be Leafy under a new alias

[@zaviramonhussein8238]

Bro you are funny I like your videos 😂

[@Asdcoolot]

Santas really scared for his life

[@gold_all123]

Another banger from offendingeveryone!

[@zazikimaster650]

That ending is a masterpiece "Time for Round 2 Billy!"

[@yallprettysus]

He must be the best person when he has all these urges and doesnt do it

[@mangoandsteve]

Bruh this got dark fast😂

[@Timboy75697]

When are you going to make more celebrity roast

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm cooking another streamer roast. Stay tuned

[@edinss]

everyone has had an urge to give someone a handie on a metro

[@richardestrada4982]

OffendingEverybody, you good? because those thoughts are insane dude😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

And these are the tame ones

[@spearmintanimation]

​@@0ffendingeverybody That's crazy💀

[@rmb8807]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀​@@0ffendingeverybody

[@mgnt232]

The legs swinging back and forth added so much humor lol

[@Hawkseye669]

Yay, more intrusive thoughts

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

That's enough internet for one day. Godspeed.

[@anemojiguy]

2:55 when you turn over 18

[@barryscott4509]

Man your an agent of chaos I love your content man cheers

[@WhompWhomp-e3e]

who is watching this in 2023?

[@KanyeGlazerExtreme]

Sadly in 2024

[@transformersgeek9241]

Naa it’s 1872

[@Thatrubiksguy]

Mf I'm watching this 2024

[@mikaelaltairbruneau0550]

2112 here🙃

[@ProGamerBoy-ok8kl]

Listen with this type of comment I know you’re a kid don’t watch this type of shit even you know, I’m a kid

[@vYokyx]

What a wonderful plot twist at the end. Sad to see no-ones commenting on it :(

[@0ffendingeverybody]

But you noticing makes it all worth it

[@fearful_hour385]

Best part 1:38

[@RosalynGeneroso-lg7zg]

The astromorphs to the qu be like:

[@Swiftcantleave]

Dude I love your vids they always make my day, much love from Europe bro🇨🇳

[@Elijahwilson-x7b]

3:59💀💀💀

[@Biblecampvictim728]

Grandma looks weird without a nose 😂

[@rohansandhu8660]

Remember, if you don't do it in real life, do it in GTA 🗿

[@olamas83]

Fun fact, I once wrote my intrusive thoughts on my english essay and got kicked out of class

[@certifiedtimeleaper]

The animation gets more stellar every video

[@thecrimsonozzy]

the "i never told you my name" was just the sweet tip of the cake 💀

[@madjdlol]

"but i didn't tell you my name" was crazy

[@stephenthegamer172]

You will regret having intrusive thoughts about dogs at March 11th 2032 at 3 o'clock

[@antsrant]

Bro is just so honest 😂

[@Denx933]

Bro is NOT seeing the pearly white gates 😭🙏🏼