2 Hours of Interesting Stories to Fall Asleep to 😴💤

[@AmItheJerk]

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[@DonDon-z4h]

Am I the Jerk?

[@cherry-nd5it]

One of my cats can open up dresser drawers. We didn't teach her that. But my other cat has learned how to dip her paw into cups to scoop up milk, I taught her that by accident, so now I have to keep a close eye on my milk to make sure she doesn't drink it.

[@MatsuyoRific]

If someone tried to steal my Switch, I have a way to prove it's mine. I'd just have the officer pull up Violet, and see if the kid can guess the names of the Pokemon in my party. When they can't I just confirm that it's a red Gyaradose named Pepperoni, and bing bang boom, the officer knows who's Switch it is

[@ssunnyboyy]

Genius.

[@josephruss5976]

Would have them pull up Mario+Rabbids sparks of hope then make the other kid say what sparks I have is on rabbid Mario because I remember by heart!

[@thebedwars8764]

I would ask what my profile is called

[@Masked_mystery2]

What if he doesn’t know what Pokémon cards are?😂

[@MatsuyoRific]

@@Masked_mystery2 I mean, you clearly don't either, since Pokemon Violet is a video game, not a card game. My point still stands

[@onlypsyche]

For the first one, yes, some disabilities are invisible. I have one so I completely understand. But I also understand that MANY people try to pass off their pet as a service animal when it is completely untrained and actually serves no purpose. You would need more information before passing judgement on the OP.

[@davidrainwater6997]

Agree, narrator is the jerk

[@TwirlingStar]

Yeah, I agree with you there. It seems that at the point the relationship is right now, OP should know quite a bit about his/her boyfriend’s family, including disabilities.

[@gskshskshsksudhd6978]

@@davidrainwater6997 you mean the op

[@RoyalEditsWilldlillyfox]

26:54 THEY HAVE A _SUN?!_ LUCKY- /j

[@Espresso_Lover]

3:25 well, i am going to be honest, i have heard about people saying that their dog is a service dog, it mainly depends on the type of dog, like a Chihuahua, is not a really common service dog, a more common type of service dog is like a German Shepherd, or other medium sized dogs, because those are more able to do more things. There are emotional support animals, but those are different, those can be any animal, even like a turtle. The difference between a service dog and an emotional support animal is that an emotional support animal is an animal that you made an emotional connection with, a service animal is a specially trained animal, trained for a specific thing, like as the narrator says, but it mainly just depends on the type of dog.

[@peterkrenek1272]

For those who don't know, Brunnhild is a character from an old German legend, a princess imprisoned (by her father, I think) and saved by Sigfried, her only true love. This story also slightly inspired the 2 part movie from 2000s, Curse of the Nibelungs. A great movie I totally recommend. (It's free on youtube and is a 2-part mini series like Jason and the Argonauts)

[@warriorrealm9864]

Perfect timing I’m about to go to sleep now

[@rahh67]

I know, right???

[@xagnor]

On the service dog I know people that have service dogs. I have one friend who has a dog that goes with her everywhere. If you ask her about it, she will tell you exactly what it's for so that you know. Watch the doll. She has seizures really bad and the dog is there to alert if she starts having a seizure. However, my mother-in-law has a service dog as well. My mother-in-law has nothing wrong with her. She had it certified as a service dog so that she could take it to work. She has nothing wrong with her. She has no disabilities. She just wanted to have her dog at work. Trust me that has been a point of contention. Mainly because we know there's nothing wrong with her. She will tell you there is nothing wrong with her. She just wants to have her dog around. If the person with the service dog in this story won't tell you exactly what it's for then chances are it's not a service dog. It's just there because she wants it there

[@Ckbtony1983]

They mentioned wheelchair so I assume she's wheel chair bound

[@diamondminer9515]

I seriously doubt that she's only using that as faking her disabilities. Honestly, I'm not lying about it.

[@justgamindrbhm3769]

I have always loved your podcasts, keep it up man.

[@AmItheJerk]

Thank you so much! : )

[@Jirachiswakeruper]

@@AmItheJerkhey so I have a question there’s multiple people are you okay?

[@blue-mech1245]

I feel like the deep, low volume voice will make the effect more effective Is it just me?

[@ZeekooPlays]

Yea just wish when he was talking as him that he had a different voice

[@DrCheda12345]

Alright, Am I the jerk podcast, thanks for the 2 hour! It’ll really help for my sleep.

[@RedtheRadical]

My favorite narrator by far!

[@RobloxDakota]

I love listening to this all the time

[@pocketbread7535]

5:10 I traumatize my 18 month old niece. She loves exploring. I told her, that birds eat snails. She looked so shocked and sad....

[@lildee3010]

FINNALLLLLLLLLLLYYYY I SLEEP TO YALLLL ALLL THE TIME

[@cipher_kid]

For the first story I don't fully think the OP is the jerk they aren't being told anything regarding what the sister's disability is so they're skeptical and the sister's words of the breed won't tolerate kids climbing on it does imply the dog might be dangerous to kids which is understandably nerve wracking to OP as a parent so I don't think OP is a complete jerk but they are still kind of a jerk for acting the way they did

[@paiget6200]

I think in the millionaire story, the husband is upset because his wife easily hid this massive secret from him and he's probably thinking, if she's hiding this, then what else is she hiding? He probably also feels like she doesn't trust him. It's her money, she can do what she wants, but I understand why he's upset

[@Bob-nt6kc]

“2 hours of interesting stories to fall asleep to” bro that bone marrow story woke me up like i just got shot

[@noahhiatt9453]

Story 2 the service dog vest is usually marked with what the disability is

[@Smoothie_The_Gamecat]

Something for me to get to sleep to. Thank you.

[@Clustrix]

I like stories :> (Especially "Am I the Jerk?" stories)

[@MsRee713]

Story 16: I taught my beagle how to read by using site word recognition. I miss him so much.

[@aaronameerbeg1822]

hahaha when there's an actual literal practical "Orange Peel" test and it actually counts for something because... well... you need TP XD

[@victormurta3321]

Funny that i already did just that but with videos on autoplay 🤣

[@AmItheJerk]

😂😂 Thank you victor!

[@BuggyDemon]

30:40 bro is literally irl wolverine

[@ArmenMoir]

Great video, really enjoyed the calming narration and the storytelling format! but honestly, I’ve always felt that stories meant to help us sleep should focus more on soothing themes rather than suspenseful plots. it kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me!

[@Lurker-g7c]

read my mind🤓

[@unfinished-wh9vz]

Every storytime channel: AI "Do it for Dan" story with MC parkour

[@unfinished-wh9vz]

specifically TellTales

[@MsRee713]

43:11 my name is Misery. You wouldn’t believe how people bend over backwards, trying not to say misery. And no, it’s not after the Stephen King book because I pre-dated by 10 years.

[@MsRee713]

Story 13: Run. Please run. I’m talking to you from 30 years of marriage and his supposedly night terrors. Too many black eyes and even a broken neck. Run. I got my own room 15 years into the marriage and he always brings it up when he’s angry. He also snores to the point where the windows rattle.

[@jacksenpai69]

Good morning

[@AmItheJerk]

morning!

[@ArmaniGaming445]

Hi again and hi everyone

[@AmItheJerk]

hi armani!! : )

[@ArmaniGaming445]

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[@hinisimi692]

I found the thing I need to sleep 😂

[@K175UN3SHI]

1.45.20 can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksenpai69]

It's morning here brother

[@AmItheJerk]

add it to "watch later" for tonight : )

[@jacksenpai69]

@@AmItheJerk 😄 ofcourse

[@Luca_TheKing5691]

Curious George movie is goated

[@AmItheJerk]

fr

[@jillnutting7607]

@@AmItheJerk true bro true

[@CharlotteAsteria]

1:43:01: *me playing minecraft, making a Colosseum* huh...

[@AnimeGamer501st]

That one story about the boyfriend not trusting his girlfriend around her male friends is valid, don't like the way he went about it but his feelings are valid. I can't tell you how many stories I've heard from dudes who get cheated on by theirs wives or girlfriends when she says he's just a friend. I don't care what any of you say it is not possible to be friends with the opposite sex unless one of you is gay, you can be cordial with one another, but never friends.

[@debbiejoanhill1760]

Op in the long distance relationship, your boyfriend is showing major red flags. He is showing toxic traits. He is trying to control what you are wearing, next he will start gradually alienating you from your friends/family members. Leave him he is showing signs of controlling behaviour. His actions towards you are warning sings, don,t move in with him.

[@tjblakely2313]

For the one abt girlfriend leaving right when he’s ready to propose im js sum ppl need more time to figure out if they’re ready I feel like they’re both right she can’t rush him especially with something like that plus ultimatums always make you look like the bad guy but at the same time if she’s the one you should’ve known before she moved or even barely after she did

[@TSM-HYPER]

Im first like and view omg-

[@AmItheJerk]

thank you!!

[@TSM-HYPER]

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[@davidrainwater6997]

Narrator is the jerk for automatically trusting the nondisclosing 'family member'. If they were legit they wouldnt have any issue sharing at least the dog's purpose. This is not a random person on public, this is at the lady's house! Shame on you. Idk if i can listen anymore 😕

[@yazztark]

Story 13 sounds like a Seizure, or sleepwalking gone wrong

[@GoofyMonstersGaming]

Bro I went to sleep and this came on and I am 56:18 in

[@AnimeGamer501st]

That Ukraine one: nah she ain't telling the truth or the whole truth. Also who the f gets super sad about Ukraine when they're most likely not Ukrainian like what. I hope the boyfriend in that story breaks up with her she sounds like a future karen.

[@cray97w36]

I hope so she is so toxic

[@BuggyDemon]

1:57:18 not the waffles

[@RT15768]

18 months? If this wasn't a significant length before it's way too soon. That's why divorce is so high 3 years sure 18 months oof

[@evalynngrasshopper3336]

The second story pisses me off because the poster didn't say anything about having a vest on, she just said that her boyfriends sister practically brags about the dog then scolds people for asking and playing with her 'service' dog

[@Firefurymania-ud2sm]

Why is it just at 69 likes ofc it’s 69 🥲 but thx for this now I can play cod all night 😊😊😊

[@AmItheJerk]

nice! hope you do well

[@owen-ou5xf]

My brother’s dog can open 🚪s 38:46

[@ShoppingCart000]

Story 12 sounds like my dad

[@andrewjackson6358]

The one with the "service dog" my money is on that it is either something she says to bring her to places or it is an emotional support animal. (which is not treated the say as a service animal) This is as she wont say what it is trained to do. At least in the US this is seen as a reasonable question and if not answered then the dog could be demined entry in to places.

[@deborahkizer4664]

My daughter is like two or three why Mommy why why why why why why why. Because my child because. So then she started learning her ABCs, next thing I know why because. . 😂.

[@Treble214]

I hate when parents favor the younger kids and try to make the older ones forsake their independence to babysit. Last I checked their young adults with their own lives. As for the final story: I HATE THIEVES! Fuck em! Never, ever trust anyone who would financially steal from you. 😡🤬

[@stacidishman3611]

WHO IS HERE BECAUSE THE LIVE IS OFF?

[@Jio_2012]

Me too

[@SLADEEEEEEEEEE]

Hi

[@AmItheJerk]

hi Slade!!

[@Io_Is_Here3]

Hello

[@AmItheJerk]

hi!

[@Carter-xn6ch]

The two time I got strep I alomost died

[@billhutchings9504]

In the mans defense for story 17 even if it was jewellery why would you open it!?! If your boyfriend was keeping it in there it was probably as a surprise so once again why did you open it!?! That's like saying "ohhh this cool looking x-mas present seems like something nice" and then proceed to open it with no second thought 3 days before Christmas arrives!?!

[@SLADEEEEEEEEEE]

Im first

[@AmItheJerk]

ty slade!

[@JustVibing-W]

yas

[@jillnutting7607]

DAWG NOT REDDIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO USSSS?!?!?!😭😭😭😭😭 edit: this is in correlation in with the first story🙂

[@KazyQ]

He could be seeing the American equivalent of a euro

[@Arcade_vader]

Male karens we like to call kevins

[@xyz13av]

12th

[@AmItheJerk]

ty lona!!

[@badlexeifullerwolf]

1:34:49 that my (thinking) significant other Lgbtqia+?

[@AntiWareWolf]

whats with ur voice

[@PhoenixRichard-cz7pm]

Did corpse narrate this

[@Connor-z2u]

JUST BECAUSE IT HAPPENS IN A DREAM Is NOT TRUE IF U PEE IN A DREAM YOU FINA WASH THEM SHEETS

[@wyattjaramillo]

I kind of see the op point about the service dog. My uncle has a service dog and not for any visible disability just his diabetes and back issues. But generally service dogs need to be trained for not only the disability that makes it a service dog but also how to behave around other people and in public. This is mainly due to the fact since they're allowed to go anywhere with their owner that they need to be taught how to behave that way they don't bite or wtv. So generally service dogs a really tolerable especially with kids. So the fact that this lady said that it wouldn't tolerate that instead of saying "pls don't touch my service dog" does raise some eyebrows about it being legit. After all legally you're not required to show documentation about a service animal when asked unless it's law enforcement.

[@robertscholfield4048]

Why are you married to this woman? I don’t think she even likes you

[@AnimeGamer501st]

"Can't handle someone else's bad day" ...... Over Ukraine..... By someone who probably isn't Ukrainian...... You know if I was the original poster's significant other I would have gotten tired of the bull myself. Heck I wouldn't be married to or in a relationship with somebody like that. Freaking Ukraine. Honestly. If her being herself is her being sad and mopey all the time, yeah no i see where the significant other is coming from.

[@cray97w36]

She is just toxic thats all

[@steveharvest446]

Wag

[@AmItheJerk]

oh

[@Eric-zc6of]

@@AmItheJerk😭😭😭😭😭

[@OnyxGD1]

💀

[@cray97w36]

Story about the wife/girlfriend about ucraine she is the jerk so just dea with it girl come on you are not the victim of the war so just shut up and deal with it

[@experiencedotaku171]

This dude has so many trash takes, it's not even funny 💀

[@Coffeefilter_vr]

Ok off topic but in the my girlfriend breaks up with me monthly what game are u playing