2 Morons Try and Take on an F-22 Raptor | Digital Combat Simulator | DCS | Dogfight |

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

Check out the Merch Store: teespring.com/stores/growling-sidewinder-store Link to my buddy Longshot's Channel: kzbin.info/door/szke4C7G1THhlh0puHWZ1g Just me and longshot out doing dumb shit again lol. Hope you guys enjoy.

[@St0RM33]

Are you using monitors with the headtracker? Or using VR headset? Can you please make a video on your setup and how it works? I never used a simulator before, would be interesting to know

[@Scott11078]

@@St0RM33 Are you looking at starting up and have absolutely no peripherals like stick, rudder etc?

[@davidpranatamurti4303]

May be you should not get into dogfight with raptor? Why not try to shoot it down with AIM54? You can engage it beyond the horizon range right?

[@AbyNeon]

How ABOUT 2 morons each one on his F15 or Viper Vs F22?!

[@serrianarchipelago7582]

So i dont i i like

[@crabuki1273]

The fact you don't have a "2 Morons..." playlist is a travesty. This needs to be a running series.

[@ajm6295]

I second that! That was an awesome vid.

[@imadrifter]

All in favor of a recurring series about these two window lickers say Boom

[@SledgeFox]

You have to do that! 👍

[@stinkyfungus]

100% this.

[@ulor5939]

Seconded, "two morons" is my favorite. .... By a Longshot.

[@milkman6385]

When long shot is giving call outs “5oclock, 6oclock, he’s pulling lead, flairs now!” GS giving call outs “he’s right there, he’s over there, flares, oh he missed” *boom*

[@thedreamer6429]

We need a GS and Longshot Rio mod

[@bigblue6917]

Somewhat ironic that Long Shot, a man known for his ability to exist a perfectly serviceable aircraft, dies when he crashes his aircraft into the ground.

[@LongShotChannel]

Thank you thats why i said what i said in the end of round 1

[@cloakedsniper5016]

Btw the word is "flare" :). Although GS and Longshot definitely have a lot flair in their interactions haha

[@NemrodEzeth]

@@LongShotChannel we can hear the pain in your voice XD sorry for you, it's very entertaining!

[@H.Kuznetsov]

"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid." - This line never made so much sense until now, lol

[@CajunMarine33445]

You forgot "Great Balls of Fire!"

[@4nix591]

When did they first say the line?

[@killimon1635]

@@4nix591 in top gun after they were “killed” by viper in training

[@cdc194]

"They survived the shoot down but for some reason they ejected at 50k feet and suffocated to death."

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

I feel like we almost had him....

[@uzumakilol1288]

him

[@uzumakilol1288]

him

[@alphahurricane7957]

i dont think its possible

[@5Moona]

Lol

[@paez4779]

🤣

[@alphahurricane7957]

"turn the thing" "thats a building" best co pilot ever

[@cshan2313]

I laughed so hard at that moment

[@skindrow7755]

@@cshan2313 me too dude

[@wordragon]

The best pilot ever…

[@Mystic_Chizu]

Ngl this "Two Morons" thing is wildly entertaining.

[@kurappu]

I agree, it should be a playlist if it isn't already

[@baomao7243]

“He missed ! … oh wait, no … he didn’t …” “You’re the worst RIO ever.” HILARIOUS.

[@scottym.9077]

GS out here making Jester look like a superstar 😂 I don’t think I heard a single directional call. “He’s over there.” “Turn the thing.” “That’s a building.” I think the most helpful call out was “we’re on fire”.

[@musman9853]

He missed! followed immediately by an explosion

[@HaleFire7]

GS is about as helpful as Indiana Jones dad was in the back of the biplane 😂

[@stinkyfungus]

I'm sorry son, they got ush.

[@1slotmech]

This is brutally.... funny.🤣🤣

[@themonolithian]

Lmfao your comment killed me

[@mr.cucumber825]

When GS ejects prematurely like Jester lmfao

[@amazingstealth8235]

I feel like GS ejects here are the opposite to Jester ejects. Jester ejects prematurely, GS ejects when they wont even get out and the plane is already a ball of fire on the ground

[@LongShotChannel]

Thats happend to alot of guys, no need to be ashame

[@mr.cucumber825]

@@LongShotChannel It would happen to all of us in the same position 🤣

[@gavinbranch5467]

Fighting the F-22 seems like a great to get some valuable emergency landing practice in

[@rcslyman8929]

Sure. If it wasn't for the follow-up Fox 2.

[@marcoafonso7084]

"Just me and longshot out doing dumb shit again lol. Hope you guys enjoy." We'll ALWAYS enjoy it!

[@icecold9511]

So.....how did it feel to face plant into that building at 3:35?

[@clockworkorange3628]

The most optimistic dead men flying.

[@antoinelemoine9222]

this the beginning of something glorious, "2 Morons (and anything after that)" is going be a glorious series of videos

[@JebHoge]

That "discussion" about the gear lever made me think of driving lessons with my kid.

[@clippedwings225]

2 Morons is starting to be my favorite videos by GS.

[@Strykenine]

This is an excellent series.

[@arctictiger8690]

"That's a building! That's a buil-" almost spit out me noodles

[@icecold9511]

Did they paint a tomcat on the building?

[@dinoarmy298]

"thats a building, that's a building, THATS A BUILDING-" dead

[@wolf_gaming573]

“Pull the nose up.. pull the nose up......pull the nose up..” BOOOM 😂😂😂💀☠️

[@bobwampler3387]

You definitely need to do these “moron” episodes long term.

[@willyb507]

"your the worst RIO,...ever" 🤣🤣

[@demonfaeshae]

The CAG called. He wants to know what happened with all of his F-14s and why there's a 200% increase in prank calls from the USAF.

[@joet3661]

You guys are a RIOT! My wife was trying to figure out what had me laughing out loud! Let's see...10 kills ( you) in 8 minutes? Did you ever consider just RAMMING the f-22 in the merge? What a great vid...Thanks

[@member5488]

Props to the F-14's crew survivability....when it isn't flown into the ground that is.

[@BrodieFairhall]

Hand's down the best video on the channel. "You're the worst RIO, ever" Definitely the most entertaining one! I agree with everyone in the comments, this should absolutely be a series.

[@violinbird77]

All the flight schools are going to use this video in the CRM course, "what not to do".

[@anavgeekspassion5727]

That's way too much disrespect to the Tomcat in one video. I can't take it anymore 💀

[@Uncle_Shamrock]

Take it easy dude , it is just for fun.

[@dallaswood4117]

Meh probably the most realistic part of an air to air combat I’ve seen with the f22 we’re locked up I don’t see it followed by immediate boom

[@paez4779]

😆🤣 it's like watching a Sherman taking on an Abrams... You guys got heart...

[@californiahighwaypatrol577]

No not actually in 2005 a 22 lost 3 out of 4 times in simulated dogfight, only 1 of them has been allowed to be ssid to public in mass

[@paez4779]

@@californiahighwaypatrol577 Well for one all simulation including this one is not very accurate... And two I'm referring to this vid.. it's not to be taking seriously 😑

[@californiahighwaypatrol577]

@@paez4779 um im not talking video game simulation, i mean real life combat training simulation

[@paez4779]

@@californiahighwaypatrol577 yeah and also have the understanding that F-22 pilots are not allowed to use the full capabilities of the F-22 for reason that it's classified

[@californiahighwaypatrol577]

@@paez4779 its classified for civilian not for the military it self or the pilots, in this case it was navy vs air force so their is no point of hiding things

[@Eric-un2oq]

I like how the goal turned from trying to fight back to trying to land.

[@georgekotronakis903]

Waiiit... Two videos?? Man you're on another level!

[@17missing]

GS: “Oh hey he missed!” Missile: well yes but actually no.

[@josephbishop3231]

The gear's not DOWN THOUGH!

[@esbuenodun]

watching this all I could think of was that line from Top Gun... "where'd he go?" "WHERE'D WHOOO GOOO?!?!" 😂

[@rotatuspeek4313]

I totally fell in love with "2 morons" keep it up

[@takaharatanaka8818]

I watched this again with my daughter Lian. Her English isn't so good but she was holding her tummy then she fell out of the chair!

[@alexanderlarsen6412]

"Two morons" is quickly becoming my favorite part of this channel

[@bigblue6917]

That moment you get hit by the second missile because blowing your engines up with he first missile was not a big enough hint.

[@eg395]

You just made becoming either a lawn dart or crashing into a building hilarious. Lmao!

[@happycanayjian1582]

“12 o’clock, turn it over, that’s a building, that’s a building….” BOOM!!! 😂😂😂

[@timdestasio3367]

“I’m still flying though” “No you’re not”

[@allenarneson4349]

"Can you control this?" - "I can, I can" - "Can I ???" - Oh he hits us again! We will talk on the ground... 'He hit us" - "He did??" "Didn't you hear the turbines winding down?" - "Yeah you are right" - " I see two fires" - "Hey that's the sun" - Hey, OMG that's a building". The Defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid... You guys are funny!!

[@thewarthogproject]

It's both hilarious and terrifying at the same time

[@vczs]

Had a damn good laughter during the whole video. Best duo ever!

[@LongShotChannel]

Thanks buddy

[@VTdarkangel]

"I turned to Hollywood and said 'Where did he go?' And Hollywood said 'Where did who go?'" I feel like this applies very well here

[@scootersplace9324]

The"2 morons" series is my favorite!!!! LOL

[@kenhelmers2603]

"Worst RIO ... Ever!" LOL I haven't laughed this much in a while. Thanks guys!

[@LongShotChannel]

Thank you, glad you liked it

[@albertthatcher8160]

I was just thinking, watching another video, "Why is Longshot always the RIO? GS should let him have the stick one of these times."

[@preppen78]

..and now we know...

[@LongShotChannel]

@@preppen78 ouch... lol... you missed the part that it was vs an F22?

[@scottym.9077]

There’s clearly a reason the Longshot would rather be in the back seat 😂

[@michaelwerkov3438]

i mean, let's be fair here... f22 or not, it's a team effort to make a plane go two directions at once. and we the viewers profit.

[@preppen78]

@@LongShotChannel :D sorry. No, it's an F-22 and my comment wasn't fair at all, just a joke. I appreciate the role reversal, but I think both parties showed a bit of rust in these roles in the F-14. Made for good content :)

[@terrywest111]

My favorite quote from this is, "That's a building! That's a building!"

[@andypezzack2747]

You guys are definitely more ‘Hot Shots’ than you are ‘Top Gun’. I come for the dogfights , but I stay for the comedy 😂

[@rickmasseur2008]

"I'm still flying" "Did you hear that spool-down of the engines?" LOL!

[@rbo350]

I was laughing through the whole video, it was comedic trying to beat an f22 with a f14 and GS is the back seat driver (reo)

[@thepie8u]

this was fantastically fun to watch! thank you GS!

[@takaharatanaka8818]

Your "Two Morons" videos are becoming my favorite!... ...just keep in mind, I was a US Army Aviator. Being Army I've always lacked brains so like alcoholics at a dry function we morons would find each other.

[@DoNuT_1985]

50% instant kills after the first turn, 50% premature celebration before getting shot by the second Sidewinder just in the very next moment.

[@markkettler6414]

As soon as I see "Morons" in your title, I know it's going to be great content. Thanks for sharing.

[@trevorwalkerjr.9375]

"Okay put us down, turn the knob and the gear will go down." "Which knob?" "PULL THE NOSE UP PULL IT UP."

[@Robert53area]

Yes! Yes yes, you'll should run this set up more often, you as the RIO and Longshot as pilot. Makes for great funny content

[@dass1333]

This was long shot flying.

[@jamiewaterman8147]

I can hear the F22 pilot saying "MEEP MEEP" every time!

[@peytonhastreiter6866]

This was way more entertaining than I thought.

[@timandshannon03]

12 O'Clock...THAT'S A BUILDING, THAT'S A BUILDING........... GS, and LS make great commentary when together!!!!!! Love it!!!

[@SnaketheJake87]

Here's your shock and awe for the KZbin algorithm

[@jeffreywoodard812]

More of those. Love the interaction between you and longshot when you’re just messing around.

[@VagabondTexan]

Agree with all. The serious stuff is extremely cool. Two Morons is Gold.

[@Panzerfire666]

That ejection into the building..... ouch. That's one way of painting a building.

[@donnielrose7708]

Gentlemen that’s the best comedy act I have seen in decades !😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LongShotChannel]

Awesome man, glad you enjoyed

[@johnconner4695]

I laughed so hard.. “pull the nose up, PULL THE NOSE UP” boom

[@willj78]

Last time I was this early, Jester hadn't ejected yet

[@ItsJust2SXTs]

The last time he blame you for situation awareness, guess you are not the only one! XD "I can still fly it! *hit the building*"

[@LongShotChannel]

Lol

[@FSHFCE]

Every time longshot is in the video I know its going to be Good.

[@LongShotChannel]

I appreciate it, thanks

[@rmp5s]

"I'm still flying." "No you're not." Hahahaha

[@matthewmontgomery6670]

Please, you and Longshot never change. After a brutal 12 hour shift, coming home and watching this definitely helps me recuperate. o7

[@LongShotChannel]

Thats great to know man, thank you

[@montewoods8273]

The back and forth about the landing gear was really funny.

[@Uncle_Shamrock]

This video is a masterpiece in its category😂😂 Please make more "Two Morons" .

[@Craig_Spurlock]

Outstanding performance, gentlemen!

[@jmzalazar]

GS: " ¡He miss! ¡He miss!" .... GS: ".. oh, he don't...." ..... LG: " ... you're the worst RIO... ¡¡¡ ever !!!.... "

[@chaz__]

"Samir, you have to listen to my calls. Please, I beg you!"

[@soulelev6713]

Double upload? Good shit homie 😏

[@Nathan-ng1jt]

The "Chuckle brothers" take to the air..🤣

[@n4chos161]

this was so fun to watch, you should do something like this again!

[@superfoxbat]

LOL "something is burning". Neighborhood got barbeque on the deck: What was that? Dead stick landing..KABOOOM

[@markstott6689]

I hoped for a moment of genius flying. Instead we got the Abbott and Costello of flight. Thanks for the comedy value. P.S. is one of you Canadian?

[@markstott6689]

@@lat78610 Thanks.

[@pgtmr2713]

Who's on fire?

[@gctzx]

This video should just be called "F=14 Eject Montage"

[@matt_you9696]

Next video: F-14 tries to see the SU-57 for at least one second before being annihilated

[@DChrls]

Longshot: "I'm losing something, I'm losing something" Matching an F-14 against an F-22, the will to live is what you are losing.

[@bitkarek]

Longshot is such an optimist :D

[@rhino269]

Watching the pair of you share a cockpit is highly entertaining. Favourite parts: LS: “I’m still flying…”, GS: “can’t you hear the engines stop spooling?”, and: LS: “We’re a glider”

[@J.S.RCHobbies]

OMG! I was laughing my ass off the whole 8 mins. I want GS as my RIO.

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

Hahaha no u don’t

[@LongShotChannel]

@@GrowlingSidewinder ill second that lol

[@chuchulainn9275]

​@@LongShotChannel I'll third that. 😅

[@The_Original_Brad_Miller]

They say that 2 heads are better than one, but in this case...... well, I'm not so sure.

[@GrowlingSidewinder]

Lold, great comment

[@SuperiorAutocraft]

Hah, I had just told my friend that GS needs a whole "Two Morons" series.

[@trevoirforrester7028]

That was hilarious, the entire videos. You guys are my favorite by far. The crash landing and the beginning when Sidewinder told Longshot to “turn and he said what” like are you crazy!!!

[@thomas_venieris]

Apart from being hilarious, this video / series shows the importance of effective crew communication. Well done!

[@LongShotChannel]

Or lack of lol

[@willnichols2233]

I've never seen anyone laugh so much while dying repeatedly

[@boncuk370]

I love this 2 morons series . Thank you .

[@d1frag]

I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while. that's a building.. he got us.. Well done.

[@grigorispanousis9745]

Day 5: do an f22 vs a10 guns only fight

[@warbuzzard7167]

The Flying Tennis Court lived up to its name today. That thing turns like a 1947 Sedan DeVille.

[@barbaraoeldorf4904]

I love watching dogfights fromm the rio's pov

[@Marmocet]

"Turn the thing!" Jester's communication skills have really taken a nose dive.