2 Vodka Cocktails: Harvey Wallbanger and Cosmo

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4:32 if anyone wants to watch the part instantly

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[@Darkios2000]

I just realised Bryan as a salt cannon

[@CH-ii5ih]

I love how Trevor is slowly trying to actually get you guys to learn the stuff that he's teaching. Like Jason having to shake the ice, or having you guys make the old fashions in the 5 bottle bar episode. Also, the blue apron ad was perfect. I wish we could see you guys cook more specifically because Brian said it was his Kryptonite. Maybe he'd feel better about it after spending some time deliberately practicing in the kitchen!

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Why do you have a rifle that shoots salt .... A Salt Rifle .... never mind, carry on

[@TheStrangerous]

That's actually what it's called, if I"m not mistaken.

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I'm pretty sure they're for shooting flies, but I'd say shooting your food is a good enough use of it.

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I have been peppered with puns today and that just rubbed salt in the wound

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It’s the new salt gun

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Supernatural would like to have that gun

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The Ad was almost better than the rest of the episode. Except it's Trevor so. No

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That's how you do a commercial. It was as interesting as the episode itself.

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One of the few channels where I don't skip the sponsor plug... because they usually make it fun to watch, especially this time.

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That's actually one I've been thinking about for a while. I need it!

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Better yet, do it with the straight razor for extra rogue points.

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SaitosaBard and extra Brian cutting himself

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Michael Kulinski Probably would happen with a safety razor anyway.

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The only channel that makes a sponsor segment in a video truly enjoyable. I loved every second of it!

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Highly underrated comment... 🤣

[@DudeManGuy]

I was gonna skip the blue apron ad until I saw Brian shooting food with some sort of toy gun... You've piqued my interest once again, Brushwood.

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NAILED IT

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These are my favorite episodes you do

[@quiglag]

The best part was you seasoning your food with the Bug-A-Salt; because my Dad and I thought about doing that when I got one for Christmas. I now have to share your video so he can watch the "ad".

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Finally after hearing so much about Tittos vodka, I'm starting to see it in pubs and stores in the UK when I hadn't seen it before

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[@ModernRogue]

Thanks!

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I remember the first time I found out about the Harvey Wallbanger. I laughed for a good five minutes because I'm absolutely immature.

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[@ScibbieGames]

I love how these 2 are the only ones that managed to make Blue Apron look like a tedious process.

[@TheStrangerous]

That's too bad. We were actually stunned at how easy it was.

[@ScibbieGames]

Well when I saw Brian stick his hand into a stove flame I didn't know what to think.

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Brian Brushwood: fire professional extraordinaire

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I love the dynamic of the three of them, great series!!

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Never gonna drink or smoke in my entire life but still watch all these episodes cause I know it's gonna be fun anyways.

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Thanks! We sincerely appreciate that.

[@andrewharper1609]

I had a screwdriver once. For some reason I can't find my Phillips head whenever I need it.... Seriously though I stopped drinking Cranberry juice when I took a look at the sugar content.

[@ryanrussell2032]

I always love pausing at 10:06 just to look at the beautiful image of Jason gingerly holding pepper and Brian with a salt gun assaulting fish fillets.

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I'm astonished you guys find great guests. I learned by watching your videos that you can be knowledgeable and camera-friendly!

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I don't approve this message but I drink

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I think I really want to make this happen this year.

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I can't say I enjoy drinking, but holy hell do these cocktail specials get me invested!

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The amount of pure teeth gritting rage from Trevor was genuinely striking. He truly gets so much satisfaction for every single one sold.

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The last time I was this early I didn't know Brian was Teller's illegitimate son

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heh.

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Nicholas Polkey Trever is younger than Brian so probably not

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On the next Modern Rogue, Brian learns knife skills.

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Bug-a-salt's are the only proper way to apply salt to food.

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I love how Trevor is like "ok enough watching, time to do some work." Then again he is trying to get them to remember all his techniques and for that hats off to you sir!

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Any Harvey Wallbangers I had back in the 80s had the Galliano mixed into the drink, not sitting in top. Much better flavor. Though it really was more popular in the 60s/70s.

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I know it was just a sponsor segment but can we please get a modern rogue cooking show like a podcast with a video style thing or something id watch the shit out of that

[@TheStrangerous]

While we were filming the cooking portion this week, I was thinking the same thing.

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I fucking loved it lol. I didn't even realize it was a sponsor video until the end of the segment. I thought the video just changed to the next one

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I gotta be honest; the best part (for me) is the part when the grown men started cooking

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I'm a complete idiot in the kitchen.

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“They do everything you don’t like about cooking” they do the dishes?

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Heh.

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Vodka isn't as odor-less as you think. I can always smell it from a across the room and always taste it regardless of how filtered it is.

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That bottle belongs in a laboratory.... Well, a bar is the lab of a wise guy.

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Oh ho ho we need sooo many more cooking segments, please! Sponsored or not it was super enjoyable to watch! Also a fantastic episode as always guys! x

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AWESOME! We were hoping our "two idiots try to cook a thing" would land :-)

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I am thrilled to see Leopold Bros get a shout-out here. I was a customer at their restaurant-cum-distillery (or is it vice versa?) in Michigan, where they were forced out due to high rent and relocated to Colorado. I was sad to see them go -- and actually bought a ton of their glassware and dishware, which I still use today in my kitchen and home bar. Every time I use a snifter or Irish whiskey glass, I think of them. I also still nurse bottles of their Georgia Peach and Cherry liqueurs, as well as a stockpile of their absinthe, having used up their infused-brandy-which--is-legally-not-gin (which they now legally call gin). Highly recommend all of the above, although not all in the same drink. Whoa.

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Yay! Brian didn't hurt himself!

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bwakel310 but he did have a band-aid on his hand in the ad!

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and he stuck his finger in fire

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Not yet

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I was expecting a Salt Gun accident.

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haven't done a cocktail episode in a while. Need more Trevor! How about discussing the Jack Rose?

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I just realized how great blue apron is during quarantine

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This was a good sponsor

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nice! Glad you approve. that catfish was delish.

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Am I the only one who noticed that Murphy didn’t drink in these episodes? Is he the designated driver or did he give up the booze?

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He did drink.

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we need more blue apron ads like these

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Trevor!!!! And watchin yall cook was great....I also want that kitchen. More trevor vids dudes.

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6:58 Uh oh Bryan, he rejected the garlic... I think he might be a vampire... =p

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Glad I finally found out the name for this bar! Will try to find a way to get in when I'm 21 and in Austin!

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Jason at the end, oh that was funny.

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Can y’all do rum and cola? It has a really interesting history too

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Really? I never would have thought.

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The one channel where the sponsored commercial bits are actually entertaining right with the show.

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Thanks! Glad it's not a chore to watch.

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That Blue Apron demo might have been better than the episode itself. After seasoning with the salt gun, I am disappointed you didn't apply the pepper with the Salt pepper-ball gun.

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excellent idea.

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That Blue Apron sequence...plugging done right.

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Thanks, man!

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I'd like to see Trevor's take on a Chilton. Keep up the good work guys and greetings from the Texas Panhandle.

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Yo I would kill for a series of Jason and Brian unscripted in the kitchen being goofy 🤣🤣

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I'd like to place an ad in your next video for "Trevor's home made Pruno" with the tag line "Trevor's Pruno from our toilet to your mouth - Guaranteed not to cause blindness!"

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Yay! Trevor is awesome. Much love from an ex uk bartender.

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Brian is like a small child learning things in these videos

[@ModernRogue]

accurate.

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Later on That night after the ad cook...Brian soon learned that he had cuts all up and down his whole arm

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Greetings from Poland!!! Enjoy our Vodka!

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Hello from Texas!

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Awesome show, Thanks!.

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Finally, an episode with Trevor

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please more bar episodes :D i love them

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Imagine if these two took over Mythbusters, they’re the perfect fit

[@TheStrangerous]

Only with about half of the brain power. :)

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legend testers

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Brian sounded like master roshi when he said sittin on the porch widdlin kale

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I have never seen y'all this drunk and I love it lmao

[@_SALZKORN]

I *want* to like you guys + crew. I know I'm just one in a bazillion, but: I haven't been able to watch a lot of your stuff because it all seems like "easy" work, and/or alcohol-related. A "oh wow, use this flavoring and apply simple physics and stretch the concept to 3 other 'episodes' to the point it's so watered down who's going to care" kind of way. It just feels like you've found a groove in a boulder and rested on it. You need to get up and chisel at it. Love you!

[@BrandtHughes]

I would be interested to hear which episodes in particular you feel this way about (we don't do too many multi-episode series.) I think you might have a fundamental misunderstanding of what we're doing with the channel, which might explain why you feel this way. This sounds like you expect our videos to be lessons that we are teaching our audience, how to's of a sort, but really we're just showing Brian and Jason learning those things (not teaching). It's an important distinction to make. It might be stretched out or watered down to you because we aren't hitting explanations by the numbers, because it's a process to go from complete ignorance to having a solid foundation of understanding, and not everybody gets there by just running down the bullet points. There are excellent channels out there that cover that methodology of teaching, and they are typically run by people who really know what they're doing, but that's not our strong suit and it would be disingenuous for us to pose as such. There are the occasional episodes where we approach it with a bit more knowledge beforehand (our passwords episode comes to mind, where I personally injected a very dense delivery of information.) Generally speaking though, we're interested in making a wide variety of topics accessible to people by showing that you don't already need to be an expert to be interested in the subject, and even through fumbling and failure there is valuable information to gain.

[@ModernRogue]

Yeah, what Brandt said: these aren't tutorials, and we're not experts. The faster you let go of that idea, the happier you'll be with our adventure.

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My life is easy just like in the videos....everything works out fine. Why work any harder?

[@barron-_-8202]

I WAS LITERALLY WONDERING WHAT VODKA COCKTAILS I COULD MAKE EARLIER TODAY

[@rawovunlapin8201]

When they tell to discharge the kale it's just another way to say that you need to make it less smug.

[@WhiteFang10001]

Now I want a modern rogue cooking show

[@metanumia]

I think +The Modern Rogue needs to record a Dungeons & Dragons 5e campaign, starring Brushwood and Murphy as the Rogues, Trevor as the Bard, Anthony Buonomo as the Fighter or Monk, Rob "The Flying Hun" Morton as the Ranger, and Bill Doran as the Wizard.

[@Looney2383]

I love the cocktail episodes

[@michal_marczynski]

I'm a simple Polish guy. I hear about Polish vodka, I give a thumbs up ;)

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of all the blue apron ads, this is the only one I didn't skip to where the actual video begins again.

[@ModernRogue]

NICE

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Harvey Wallbangers! "Oh that's... Odd." -Brian Brushwood

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8:38 Guys, I think Brian is a Witch... He’s cackling way too much to be human...

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So much time of the video is an ad, that after skipping 3 minutes i still ended up on the same ad. Which was so entertaining, I had to go back the the beggining of it and watch it whole

[@TheStrangerous]

Glad to hear it! We (clearly) had fun filming it.