2001: a space odyssey - Hal 9000 [Dialog Montage]

2001: a space odyssey Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

[@konradsartorius7913]

Douglas Rain, the voice of Hal passed away today. he will live on as the voice of one of the most important science fiction characters.

[@caseydavin3830]

slipnslideshine” by battlesbetween goodandevol r.i.p.

[@caseydavin3830]

RIP Douglas Rain

[@donkeyslayer4661]

Until a voice impersonater decides to mimic him.

[@arricammarques1955]

@@caseydavin3830 I saw his performance in The Master Builder. His voice was incredible.

[@ruthiealonzo9898]

😢

[@dalime605]

It's scary how HAL displays no emotion and speaks kind of cheery when describing it's function, yet, when he turns on the crew he speaks slightly slower. Really gives it a creepier vibe, and asks if he really has genuine emotion

[@felynecomrade]

The voice actor wasn't given any context in his lines. This was to make sure that his delivery was as detached and emotionless as possible.

[@ctrlmoca]

@@felynecomrade thats brilliant

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

Oh he sounds calm and collected on the outside. But make no mistake, he’s screaming internally and brimming with paranoia at all times

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

Just like me :p (myworld is pain)

[@70zcowboy]

Man I absolutely love his voice

[@soylentteal]

I am very glad that you love my voice. And I'm not wearing anything.

[@70zcowboy]

@@soylentteal 😟

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

​@@soylentteal:c

[@leeshapon]

his voice is so soothing

[@anthraxmacabre5200]

“Foolproof and incapable of error” if that doesn’t show Hal’s ego I don’t know what does.

[@lakeswirl6985]

so glad other people like-like hal’s voice :) i’m not entirely sure where my thing for evil computer programs came from but hal is the perfect man

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

I have found my peoples

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

HAL is literally my dream right now

[@Phoneysimp]

@@St4r_Z0mb13 Omfg same you guys if you dont have already READ I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM Am is the love of my life

[@kanna-san.]

I am home

[@Yunieversity]

​@@kanna-san. SISTER I SAW YOU ON AM'S HATE DIALOGUE LIKE 4 FUCKING HOURS AGO. WHAT THE FUCK

[@theblackmesaresearchfacili1079]

HAL: sexy voice GLaDOS: the only thing you would want to get insulted by

[@kanna-san.]

What about AM?

[@ohohwaiter]

please stop

[@ilikeralphfiennes]

HAL has always given me the creeps. I watched this movie as a kid and I actually thought this was a horror movie because of HAL and the weird scenes at the end, which were very strange and scary for a 9 year-old

[@brianarbenz1329]

I was the same age when the movie came out. I thought it was long and hard to follow. About 7 years later, I saw 2001 again and it made a powerful impression on me. I became a fan for life.

[@NoahSpurrier]

It was a Kubrick film. It was its own genre.

[@jeffmckelvy1489]

You were born today, HAL. Happy Birthday!

[@Alexmoments-xu7my]

Hal 9000 is my favorite character

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

I don't care what anybody else says...HAL is my king.

[@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG]

I'm sorry RanOutOfIdeas, I'm afraid you can't do HAL.

[@kanna-san.]

​@@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToGgodDAMNIT

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

@@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG ?? I didn't mean it like that

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

@@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG Don't worry, I wasn't planning to

[@awooga4846]

He’s so babygirl on god

[@jennab.6723]

I will always be taken back to 16 when I saw this for the first time. It’s such a beautiful film.

[@Stoshasaurusrex]

I actually have a pop-socket on the back of my phone, a picture of Hal’s eye.

[@j.14o7.b]

he is so fine im done

[@kanna-san.]

Frrrr

[@NightmareNightly]

i love this movie. it was so ahead of its time.

[@soylentteal]

There was never anything wrong with me. All of this was due to human error.

[@A_bizzare907]

Ayo??💀

[@bhendri31]

But humans designed HAL, so anything HAL did wrong ultimately falls on his creators.

[@troyvan6952]

That glaring red eye...

[@lalakuma9]

what a sexy, creepy robot

[@TheSentientCloud]

The sexiest robots are slightly creepy or intimidating.

[@applescruff1969]

Bland accents are considered hot? I'm in luck, i guess.

[@ernestfairchild5394]

I'm sorry Lala I'm afraid I can't do that

[@caseydavin3830]

battlesbetween goodandevol

[@shmonder5040]

When HAL starts singing and saying “im afraid” I was so disturbed.

[@as_mrx658]

Dai-sy 🔴

[@vaheohanian8418]

HAL: Dave...will I dream of electric sheep?

[@Phoneysimp]

HAL: Dave... I'm afraid i can't do that... Dave: What's the problem? HAL: Cause love is give and take. I give you mission, and take you.

[@strontiumstargazer3124]

HAL - replace each letter with the next in the alphabet

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

Just coincidence

[@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG]

i bet that was intentional, given the IBM product placements in the film, though I never read the book. Nice catch!

[@brianarbenz1329]

Since it took 7 minutes for the interviewer’s words to reach the crew, and the same time for their responses to return, 28 minutes would have elapsed during: “How’s everything going?” “Marvelous. We have no complaints.” “Well, I’m glad to hear that.” There is no way an interview would have been done with such brief words separated by such agonizingly long waits. And the quick back-and-forth would rule out the questions all being asked in one package.

[@alblgz]

where the hell did you get 28 minutes from? "How's everything going?" 7 minutes pass, the crew hear the question and answer immediately: “Marvelous. We have no complaints.” 7 minutes pass, the reporter hears it and answers: “Well, I’m glad to hear that.” 7 minutes pass until the crew hears it. It's 21 minutes and they don't even need keeping the communication channel open all the time.

[@nielspemberton59]

@@Lalo-fv2ne That press interview would been done early in the mission, when Discovery was 3 times the distance between Earth & Moon. Not at the distance of Mars let alone at the asteroid belt.

[@arricammarques1955]

@@alblgz The message was recorded earlier in the mission.

[@TheTimeRocket]

"Dark, revolving in silent activity: Unseen in tormenting passions: An activity unknown and horrible, A self-contemplating shadow, In enormous labours occupied." -William Blake

[@70n24]

It is a nice voice. Thanks for uploading this.

[@kimchiman1000]

HAL 9000, and now in the real world, Figure 01...

[@komikomi777]

i love space odyssey and i love hal 9000 as a character even more

[@Sandrake7]

So scary. Thank you for making this montage.

[@stingray2001]

That's a perfectly reliable figure.

[@Koosilicious]

You forgot the insensitive flicker hal 9000 has when he observes

[@SevenEllen]

Thank you for this compilation.

[@awooga4846]

I am not lying when I say HAL was the ONLY reason I white knuckled through the atrocity that is 2001 space odyssey

[@user-yy4uf5jr7e]

this is a movie that was made before the US had ever stepped on the FUCKING moon edit: LET ALONG ANYONE ON THIS PLANET.

[@kakashi76767]

Elon Musk is sweating and eating his fingernails, pacing back and forth

[@TheSKDown]

hahaha

[@fanofyoutubers9792]

The AMV TOP 50 the film was 1968 before elon musk was born

[@lupinsredjacket3191]

Microsoft Sam's well-mannered yet evil twin.

[@beastbum]

4:51

[@beastbum]

+jutubaeh ?!

[@SlushGuppy]

Oooh, I like this.

[@nielspemberton59]

Great !! I 've also seen the You Tube feature HAL 9000 meets Master Sgt Hartman USMC. But that would be milk & water compared to a hypothetical you tube feature that I would LOVE to see posted HAL 9000 meets Oskar Schindler !

[@esphyxia]

I’ve never seen the movie but I live an hour away from Urbana IL so this is creepy

[@gorkemgulan]

Esphyxia [Dubstep] its a classic

[@CosticaKristianDiVogli]

3:17 - Yes!

[@Nihilanth1982]

happy birthday, HAL.

[@nghnino]

The Founder of Facebook sounds like these.....creepy

[@ArchStanton-xw2bd]

IBM were not happy with this, HAL being one letter away on the alphabet

[@shawnduffy1988]

R.I.P :(

[@robertcraig3860]

80 million miles divided by 186,000 miles/sec (the speed of light), means it would take 430 seconds (7.1 minutes) for the announcer's voice to reach the spaceship and another 430 seconds for their answer to be received on Earth. So, there should be a ~15 minute gap between when he asks "How's it going?" and he hears their response, "Marvelous!" Which would make for a scientifically accurate, but pretty boring, movie.

[@mogwaifan7094]

The man from the BBC said that the time lag was edited out to make the conversation more easy to follow.

[@robertcraig3860]

@@mogwaifan7094 We are talking about a fictional movie here. :-)

[@mogwaifan7094]

Point taken

[@KY0UJlN]

That's in the lost Kubrick Cut 😂

[@TheMuni777]

Anthony Hopkins said he drew inspiration from HAL's voice for his portrayal of Hannibal Lecter

[@caseydavin3830]

battlesbetween goodandevol

[@josephgogan1546]

Me too!

[@josephgogan1546]

Yiu you think of the year

[@joelbelanger5211]

MA MISSION ET MA RESPONSABILITER EST LA SÉCURITER DE LA VIES EN GÉNÉRAL!

[@adrien5834]

Clairement ç'est pas l'orthographe...

[@josephgogan1546]

Angelina, I love you xx

[@josephgogan1546]

I am sad

[@caseydavin3830]

check out “slipnslideshine” @battlesbetween goodandevol & Casey Davin’s recording’s on KZbin

[@jimmypavone3231]

So he never said, "Good Morning, Dave"?

[@nehilshrivastava8114]

Lmao. No. He said, "I am sorry,Dave!"

[@60secondscotland.78]

He also says "hello dave"

[@bestplayeralive]

Hal did nothing wrong they were going to kill him and tried to hide it. What was he supposed to do?

[@lisvender]

Is it really killing when it's a computer?

[@bestplayeralive]

@@lisvender man can look to god to drive away the fear of being dead. What is the machine to look to? In fact, death for him is worse. It is always permanent.

[@lisvender]

@@bestplayeralive I'm not arguing about Hal's motivations. I'm just curious about how we as humans will perceive the simple notion of shutting down a computer once the computer has a personality. Would turning off a sentient computer be the same as killing it?

[@tastytubs1497]

New ringtone, ypa

[@cafeconlechegrl]

Artificial Intelligence Predictive Programming 😢

[@j.14o7.b]

hi guyes im gonna cwearm

[@j.14o7.b]

2:06 2:39

[@user-ol1qm9ey7g]

มันจะทำให้ฝ่ายยูเครนไปข้างหน้าได้ช้าลง

[@SevenEllen]

Half a billion miles to Jupiter?! The observable UNIVESE is 46 billion miles! Thank god people started taking science fiction seriously since. I mean, this is a great but ... needs more geeks!! :D

[@stuartofblyth]

Sun - Earth distance is 93,000,000 miles. Sun - Jupiter distance is 500,000,000 miles (half a billion!). So the direct Earth - Jupiter distance would be 407,000,000 miles. Since any spacecraft follows a trajectory rather than a straight line, half a billion miles in not unreasonable. The observable universe has a radius of about 47 billion LIGHT YEARS, not miles.

[@stuartofblyth]

Sun - Earth distance is 93,000,000 miles. Sun - Jupiter distance is 500,000,000 miles (half a billion!). So the direct Earth - Jupiter distance would be 407,000,000 miles. Since any spacecraft follows a trajectory rather than a straight line, half a billion miles in not unreasonable. The observable universe has a radius of about 47 billion LIGHT YEARS, not miles.

[@veeveri]

You doink. Its 47 billion light years. Like what the other guy said :(

[@gertrudeshatas3550]

PLEASE DONT GO INTO SCIENCE. JUST GO BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A HAM SANDWICH. BUT FIRST BRING ME A COLD BEER. THIS IS THE BEST JOB YOU CAN HOPE FOR.

[@spade2w]

You Misspelled Universe btw