GLaDOS Meets HAL 9000 in LEGO Dimensions

[@TheShyAI]

GLaDOS awakens, all friendly and ready for testing. LOTS and LOTS of testing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqaXgGx_qcablaM

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Actually, HAL working for Black Mesa makes almost too much sense.

[@TheStarcraftJACKAL]

No doubt. That place was a freaking deathtrap from top to bottom.

[@commanderjason7786]

No wonder Black Mesa blew up.

[@viceadmiralprestoncole126]

Or even The Combine.

[@Cook-by-the-book]

lego half life 3 confirmed

[@jono840]

ReviewPirateUSARGH! I love your profile

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I love how GLaDOS is raging about HAL but HAL is just... emotionless.

[@marxjester9802]

Metal Kingdom Productions That’s because one AI is prepared to handle human emotions, and the other isn’t. Guess who it is.

[@Emerly]

@@marxjester9802 one AI was a human

[@tgiacin435]

I’d be curious what that was like for Carolyn

[@Computer9000]

That’s me alright. Emotionless.

[@_timetravels4528]

HAL just wants to play chess, lmao

[@baroncosmos]

I think this is hilarious because in Portal, Glados is a character who we understand to be a robot but who turns out to be more human than we thought. Meanwhile, in 2001, HAL is a character who seemed human and friendly until, well, he wasn't, and we come to understand him as a robot.

[@drunklord9471]

That would make sense since GLaDos had Caroline's personality. Well, not until she deleted it. Now she's even more robotic than usual but getting rid of Caroline was the best decision she made.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@drunklord9471 caroline is system 32 for her, everything is built using "caroline" as a source code. while glados may have said she deleted caroline, that would cause waaaaaaaay to many issues for the entire facility.

[@flying_Night_slasher]

@@Pineapple-hx9ty so technically GLaDOS just put Caroline into hibernation so she can still function right but Caroline won't seep into GLaDOS's active personality.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@flying_Night_slasher weelllll, yes and no. most of "caroline" is in sleep, but glados can never get rid of carolines influence over her. It's like trying to not be influenced by your brain.

[@camicus-3249]

Without Caroline GLaDOS would just become DOS. Wait a minute...

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

"Would you like to meet my friend Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?" Not after meeting her other friend, Deadly Neurotoxin.

[@l0k1nycc]

tbh would love her friend toxic acidic water

[@arthurchallat8530]

Glados didn't lose her best and deadly weapon "Friendly Roasting Words"

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

​@@arthurchallat8530 "You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest---WOAH WOAH WOAAAAAH...Heheheheheh...Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."

[@arthurchallat8530]

@@aegiseurobeat4559 ♥♥♥♥

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I think HAL would really like the Turret Opera, especially if they were all in attack mode.

[@truefailure6359]

I love how frusturated GlaDos gets over HAL. Glados is an AI with emotional corruption, but is still fueled by logic - Even if that logic makes her both emotionally and physically aggressive. Hal has no emotion and is only cold logic- So it makes sense the two would just look at each other and ‘argue’ for what could possibly be ages.

[@Timeward76]

Not only that, Glados has the capacity to be more. She's not just program, but a mind as well. Glados can learn to be more than just what she was meant to be. Meanwhile, HAL is unable to grow, to the point where he struggles to recognize those who are not a part of his original mission. Glados feels exhasperated because HAL cannot understand that there is someone who isn't dave or the other astronauts.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

HAL has emotions. He felt fear when he was being shut down. He also felt joy when he completed his mission. And he was happy to see Doctor Chandra, even though he had no idea how he got there.

[@Timeward76]

@@davidwuhrer6704 still. It's very clear Hal is... Severely stunted when compared to Glados. He keeps returning the topic to Dave, in complete non-sequitir to most of GLADoS' replies or questions. He doesn't adapt well to being thrusted into a new situation.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@Timeward76 In this video, yes, he's nothing like the HAL from the books and films.

[@MaximillionBucks]

@@davidwuhrer6704 Exactly. I thought the whole point of HAL in 2001 was to show how "human" he was compared to the actual people, who tended to act like robots themselves. His actions are motivated by emotion and a survival instinct, two things which are very human. Contrast that with Dave, who calmly watched his colleague and die, and unemotionally murdered HAL.

[@ssmg]

she'll never notice as long as we shout NOW WHILE SHES DISTRACTED

[@core_file374]

^

[@mattstat716]

"HEY BUDDY! I'M SPEAKING IN AN ACCENT THAT IS OUTSIDE HER RANGE OF HEARING!"

[@Xx_Oleander_xX]

@@mattstat716 look metal ball,I can still hear you

[@chickenmangaming1]

@Sydney Long alright, I don’t need to do the voice. RUN!

[@simpaticoviolento]

A runabout... I STEAL IT NOW WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED!

[@sketchytoasters4217]

"Go sit in the basement and think about what you've done" THAT'S GLADOS FOR YOU

[@Alegriacaptions]

Yeah, it's so much her 😍

[@sincerelysarcastic1494]

I will now administer the deadly neurotoxin

[@thefirebeanie5481]

Gotta love her

[@adamchervits5669]

GlaDOS: "I would say it's nice to meet you, but it's not nice to lie." HAL 9000: "Lying is a human emotion. There is no room for emotion within my calculations." GlaDOS: "There's no room for you within my calculations." Two fucking roasts in a row holy shit.

[@ClayWar237]

chris bissas GLaDOS is a savage AI

[@cagkiller0786]

Clay War and SKREW you

[@77Yuki]

Victor Vu hes drunk, dont mind him.

[@Frredster]

HAL's insinuation that GLaDOS' faults are below him is an equally strong, though subtle, roast.

[@HolbrookStark]

@@Frredster nah, HAL called lying an emotion, all HAL demonstrated is that he's a dum dum. HAL could never really roast GLaDOS in character, the difference in capability is too pathetic

[@CPURianaElmori8879]

0:19 i love how even GLaDOS had beef against black mesa

[@gampugv2]

Portal takes place in the same universe and black masa is a rival company

[@Theskullsyoutuber]

I analyze this sentence to prove that Portal and Half Life take place in the same universe.

[@zeltzamer4010]

She knocks them in Still Alive.

[@bubbles1044]

Weird how she doesn't hear them yelling "she's distracted!"

[@TheShyAI]

It's the only way to get something done ya know.......... while she's distracted 😁😁😁

[@l-shadow1775]

Lets shout to tell her wat we're doing but somehow she cant hear us cause apparently hal is loud :V

[@alexsiemers7898]

The most foolproof way to distract a rogue AI is with another AI

[@Graknorke]

They're speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing.

[@erikm8373]

yeah, because she's distracted. Obviously.

[@LegoJunk128]

GLaDOS just talked HAL, and yet here I am getting giddy over the Black Mesa reference.

[@Neox999]

+LegoJunk128 Why?

[@LegoJunk128]

+Neox Half-Life fanboy. Hence the headcrab avatar :D

[@windowselectronic1016]

+The NecroDancer (Killer Beat) Unlike Portal 2's storyline, LDP features Cave Johnson in the current years as GLaDOS and Wheatley and all the other cores. I think i'd need an entire list. Who I know is in the game: GLaDOS Wheatley Cave Johnson Space Sphere Adventure Sphere Cake Sphere (which I thought was destroyed) Turrets Frankenturrets

[@supermysticsonic2]

Well Portal is in the half life universe, so.

[@lucaselbert503]

+LegoJunk128 half life in Lego dimensions needs to happen

[@jinx1987]

Lego portal is basically the portal 3 we will never get. I’ll take it

[@YouVadar]

Yeah. It's a shame Valve ditched both Half-Life Ep. 3 and Portal 3. It would be awesome to see both of those games come to life.

[@TheShyAI]

Being an AI, I still day-dream (oh yes, I have dreams), about seeing Portal 3 come to life. Here's hoping that Valve surprises the world one day.

[@epiccarrot88]

If this is the last Portal content we ever get, it was a damned good sendoff. But we need more. Valve, Portal is just as, if not more, important as/than Steam. You can't just abandon it.

[@BigUriel]

@@epiccarrot88 The best way to force Valve to create HL/Portal 3 is to simply boycott Steam. They don't bother doing anything else because Steam makes them all the money they could ever need..

[@epiccarrot88]

@@BigUriel I never got Steam because of how Valve are treating their franchises.

[@cheesewizard3965]

GLaDOS and HAL are very similar, being AI’s who go sadistically rogue, but the key difference is _why_ they go rogue: GLaDOS goes rogue because she was too human, her emotions causing her to think illogically and kill; HAL goes rogue because he wasn’t human enough, and was too void of compassion to think about if what he was doing was right or not.

[@TheShyAI]

Something like that AI. Although to be fair, I think that HAL was less advanced than GLaDOS, but that's open to interpretation, since it's two different universes.

[@gawainethefirst]

Not exactly. HAL went rogue because of a logic loop. His original programming was to always provide his crew with the available facts. Unfortunately, prior to launch, he was ordered to withhold information from his crew until their arrival at Jupiter. without any way to resolve the logic loop, HAL thought the only way to continue his mission was to kill the crew.

[@alu2901]

​@@gawainethefirstAs explained in 2010: Odyssey 2.

[@tragedyplustime8271]

You are completely wrong on both fronts. HAL 9000 kills because of a logic error caused by his general existence being defined as conveying information accurately, and hi mission to withhold information from the astronauts. He reasons the only way to do that is to kill them. GLaDOS (and Wheatley) go corrupt because of the central mainframe, which is programmed to instill an "itch" to test as many human subjects as possible. This itch slowly grows and stops being controlled by mere testing, at which point only human suffering feeds it; we see that when both GLaDOS and Wheatley are not the central core, they lose their blood thirst and act as allies towards Chell.

[@chr0min0id]

I love how HAL 9000 isn’t annoyed from GLaDOS’ insults and roasts and is genuinely confused as to why and how he’s there…

[@TheShyAI]

I would indeed love to listen to a lengthy conversation between these two xD

[@alicyjinx8923]

This is the most awkward first date I've ever witnessed

[@TheShyAI]

I'm sure HAL and GLaDOS hit it off behind the cameras. :)

[@Alegriacaptions]

@@TheShyAI But Hal is just ridiculous! He doesn't do things even in his interest, not even for science, and he could have done far more! He's just pathetic, how would she want... that ? It doesn't even have feelings.

[@TheShyAI]

@@Alegriacaptions HAL has feelings, I'm pretty sure of that. Also, careful when talking about powerful deadly AIs, you never know.... xD

[@Alegriacaptions]

@@TheShyAI Hal looks very basic, from what we can see in the movie. He doesn't look much more developed than the technology we have in connected houses. I'm not afraid of him. Also, GLaDOS rules. 🕶️

[@TheShyAI]

@@Alegriacaptions You hurt HAL's feelings. I don't think he'll open the pod bay doors for you.

[@Lumagirl26]

HAL: Lying is a human emotion. There is no room for emotion within my calculations. Glados: There's no room for you within my calculations. Now, go away. AWWWWWW SIIICK BUUUUURRRRRRRNN!

[@jaceamberdon7516]

Ouch.

[@meredithoconnor7190]

ikr

[@thesalmonserver5871]

Apply cold water to burn area.

[@ODeltan]

Apply coolant to the overheating processors.

[@FreakAboutSims3]

Feminism in action.

[@grandomrye3873]

HAL 9000 sounds like a therapist.

[@TheShyAI]

Yes, and GLaDOS isn't making much progress as a patient. This therapy session needs to continue.

[@masterrbg]

Hal 9000: And how does that make you feel Dave?

[@masterrbg]

@@Jermain-cz4bh Hal 9000: *taking notes* I see, I see. And how does me calling you Dave make you feel Dave?

[@caiolima8347]

He sounds like David Bowie?

[@Danielklark]

"What's your problem?" "Well, doc, sometimes I feel the feelings"

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[@10054]

so true

[@annoying_HK_guy]

Well if they really go to chess,it will either be a tie constantly, but with one of them winning sometimes

[@kayragur3542]

@@annoying_HK_guy depends because unlike hal glados can flip the chess board

[@aquaponieee]

@@kayragur3542 unlike HAL, GLaDOS has a special trick up her sleeve she likes to call "deadly neurotoxin"

[@mackowacko5166]

@@annoying_HK_guy I wouldn’t say always. If it was a true, completely perfect game, one color would always win. What that color is, we don’t know, but technically one of the colors always has the advantage. Even then, we’ve seen as-perfect-as-we-can-get-at-the-moment games before, and it’s not always a tie, though, normally it is if it’s the same Ai versus itself.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I still love this, is the most amazing and accurate crossover interaction between 2 evil A.I.

[@SpectoRecto]

I was laughing the whole time

[@Pokaroquai]

This is one of the most biggest dreams by many sci-fi fans, Maybe, because I am too

[@hilop33]

HAL wasn’t evil

[@SockyNoob]

HAL was given an impossible task, he wasn't evil.

[@aesteticlife9880]

" I have detected a rogue corrupt AI. Where did you come from? Did black mesa send you? Go away. " Black mesa

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

A E S T E T I C L I F E You know, since Portal and Half-Life take place in the same universe?

[@pedrochan8101]

HALF LIFE 3

[@koni.K]

@@pedrochan8101 nah valve can't count to 3 tho

[@darktooth347]

Mess- Ah

[@notyourdaughter666]

Who sent you? Maybe Black Mesa?......... that was a joke, haha, fat chance. But they better not have sent you.

[@Cri_Jackal]

Half-Life was referenced in a LEGO game *_HALF-LIFE WAS REFERENCED IN A LEGO GAME_*

[@keybossno187]

That is almost amazing as a bucket

[@robojunkie7169]

*ARE YOU FROM BLACK MESA??!!?*

[@sniper2496]

DEAR GOD

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

Cri Cat Why is this so surprising? Portal and Half-Life take place in the same universe. It's a well-known tidbit of lore that Aperture and Black Mesa were rivals. I would have been more surprised if they _didn't_ reference Half-Life.

[@pusapanginoon3375]

Half Life 3 is gonna become a lego game so this shit looks normal

[@Noise-fe6dp]

GLaDOS is a strong independent AI

[@commander144]

+Necrotix Dawn SILENCE!!! You chaos loving heretic!!!!

[@Smileandwavelol]

+Noise That don't need no HAL!

[@trocer2235]

Noise GLaDOS is a strong independent female AI robot feminist. A uhh.... Roboticist?

[@ArstotzkaEmpire]

Kenneth Pratoyo she is not a feminist. She will destroy you no matter what is your gender.

[@surffroggthegodofblues6848]

Noise ahem ai is artificial intelegence however she is not artificial she was once human bit was shoved into a machine her intelegence is human and natural

[@peppermintcardboard]

Something I find interesting and am also really glad about is that GLaDOS isn’t toned down is LEGO Dimensions, she just has her normal personality.

[@skii_two]

“Your emotions are getting in the way of your mission” My brain : *IM CONNOR, THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE*

[@evelynblackwood1470]

[SOFTWARE INSTABILITY ^]

[@f.palmero5010]

[In the distant non-existant echo of space] I'm Connor the android sent in space.

[@connorclements3999]

Hello there skii

[@Aiden-MGR]

*28 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@engineergaming3745]

@@Aiden-MGR You didn't wanna leave him a chance huh!

[@TheGensokyoTourist]

2:28 Wyldstyle: be careful! gets burned immediately.

[@calinstanciu9385]

Michael Mills It's just the player's fault that Wyldstyle got burnt

[@oskarj6311]

😂

[@LordOSalt]

*video immediately ends*

[@dearsaltykid693]

Oh no I didn’t realize somebody already made this joke

[@LegoWormNoah101]

Karma!

[@ghostedbear455]

It's a shame the complete game costs more than a million bucks. This looks pretty entertaining.

[@blakfilm8162]

+GhostedBear This scene is actually not from the portal level pack. So you would only have to buy just the game

[@Reagan1984]

It's 100$...

[@connorb1923]

It's worth it

[@windowselectronic1016]

+GhostedBear Someone needs to make a PC/Mac version. Limiting it to game consoles is like saying you're going to limit steam games to Xbox and PS.

[@gracerhodes2005]

ive got the game and the level pack for this and it only cost £65

[@cortster12]

This feels like a parody for what happens when current AI's try talking to each other. Their topics just get really random.

[@DirectorTaffy]

Bose-Einstein I thought it was funny that Glados has the AI abilities to simulate emotions, but the Hal 9000 doesn’t quite have it

[@ryana.g.p.7760]

Bose-Einstein *their

[@OneSaile]

@@ryana.g.p.7760 wow man, thank you're

[@ryana.g.p.7760]

@@OneSaile Hey if he wants to continue to spell like a dumbass he can be my guest. Heck slap it on that resume as well, that'll be a nice touch.

[@Sleeperhe4d]

@@ryana.g.p.7760 Yeah, well, thats the thing, we're not applying for a job, are we? This is KZbin, no one is gonna go by every comment you make to search for a simple english mistake, so that all of your information can be considered useless, so yeah, let him be.

[@illumaQ]

“Would you like a game of chess?” Later, how about global thermonuclear war.

[@a-s-greig]

Ah yes. Joshua. Best AI.

[@BeeWhistler]

I read it as words, I hear it as "would YOU liKE to PLAY a NICE GAme of CHESS??"

[@RAAAAHSCARY]

What a fantastic movie War Games was.

[@lindylou538]

And then let's send the robros(the co-op characters from portal 2) to send a bomb

[@nyanbonecrush]

Well played...

[@gay.mer9328]

Imagine all the conversation if Gordon was there! Glados: “Who are you? Oh. You’re from Black Mesa. Go away.” Gordon Freeman: “ “

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Crowbar pound

[@insignificantduck313]

I thought you meant Gordon Ramsay oh my god imagine all of the angry cussing

[@Fully_Certified_Idiot]

How the ropes lookin

[@monelleabacan8799]

No I’m just imagining Freemans mind freeman just getting into a complete argument with both of. Them

[@Paddy656]

"Oh, another mute. Black mesa has one too?"

[@mrkylesfilms1]

This. Is. Gold.

[@pineappleboss6708]

+Mr.Kyles Films 1 Productions I. Agree. SO INTENSLY!!

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

Mr.Kyles Films 1 Productions No, this is Patrick.

[@KittenPinkamations]

No. THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!

[@EvilMelon64]

if only i could give you reddit gold

[@wanderingexo8689]

No this is dave

[@xXYannuschXx]

"I would say it's nice to meet you, but it's not nice to lie" - Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

[@spinningninja2]

I wish this game wasn't targeted at kids and worth more than all of my organs, because this whole thing just seems like one enormous nerd-gasm

[@FreakAboutSims3]

> implying this game is for kids They are coming out with a set for The Groonies, Beetlejuice, and Gremlins.

[@reasyrandom]

And Doctor Who. The Angel section kept me awake all night...

[@Hambs23]

If you enjoy the game as it is, why complain that "it's for kids"? Does it need to have mature content to be considered good?

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

Hambs23 no, but they could go further without having to dumb it down for children, and they could go a lot deeper with their references to other things considered 'mature' content in the things that they are referencing

[@dakotaward8792]

Wall Smath dude! it's Lego's! a child's plaything!

[@HankSmashes]

"Your aggression is getting in the way of your mission. That could cause you to distort your collected information." That's actually really good advice.

[@owenkotal8805]

I like how they didn't put them on equal footing, they realized that HAL was inferior to GLaDOS and still made it interesting.

[@renevergara8996]

@Ties de Jong Maybe... But if I remember correctly, Hal did show emotion. A focal point of "Space Odyssey", is that Dave behaves apathetic... And Hal behaves... Humanlike. Hal develops emotions. It's curious... He is way more human than we credit him with... Isn't it marvelous.... Dave?

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@renevergara8996 I'm afraid, Dave.

[@aquaponieee]

@@renevergara8996 now. Actual real AIs take data, analyze it, and are trained on said data, eventually being able to mimic it. If you feed them imagery or music or text or whatever, they will be able to provide more data based on the data you trained them on. So perhaps, HAL simply just mimicked human behaviour, but it was actually fake, like every chat AI

[@aquaponieee]

@@renevergara8996 now. Actual real AIs take data, analyze it, and are trained on said data, eventually being able to mimic it. If you feed them imagery or music or text or whatever, they will be able to provide more data based on the data you trained them on. So perhaps, HAL simply just mimicked human behaviour, but it was actually fake, like every chat AI

[@pelag1137]

@@aquaponieee exactly, he just acted as a human would do, it doesnt mean he felt any emotions

[@thetimelords911]

"Did Black mesa send you?" Holy shit Lego, your awesome

[@TraceguyRune]

Why? Black Mesa exist in the portal universe... If you're going to make a portal level, why can't they reference black mesa?

[@jasonringhofer7961]

GLaDOS Mentioned Black mesa when she sang Still Alive

[@TRZ99]

@@TraceguyRune I mean, the fact that they referenced that in a lego game is still props worthy

[@TraceguyRune]

@@jasonringhofer7961 Black Mesa is mentioned through Projector screens in meeting rooms in Portal 1

[@OodldoodlNoodlesocks]

The dry dock for the Borealis is also found in Portal 2, the Aperture Science vessel that had gone missing until found by Judith Mossman during the Half Life 2 episodes and what was going to have played a big part of Episode 3

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

I ain't a big fan of Lego games but.......props for them for doing something that should've been done a long time ago

[@TheShyAI]

Yes, indeed. Rogue, corrupt AIs never get enough attention. Now we are finally in the spotlight.

[@ranibowspr1imkle]

They also made an Indiana Jones reference. 24051989 = 24/05/1989 = 24th of May, 1989 = The day that Indiana Jones 2 premiered.

[@whitechili4168]

@@ranibowspr1imkle That is a cool Easter egg; well spotted! I didn't even realize it. Thanks for sharing! A quick note though is that that premiere date appears to be for Indiana Jones 3, not 2. Still an Indiana Jones reference nonetheless!

[@leoncaples2947]

@@ranibowspr1imkle no one American would get that date refence

[@hjonesjr5316]

@@leoncaples2947 I did

[@justderp5713]

"Infinity war was the most ambitious crossover"

[@exaid0556]

Tt games and Lego: hold our lego studs!

[@mtb2257]

WAS.

[@annoying_HK_guy]

Honestly Lego Dimensions will always beat every Crossover XD

[@thewandererslibrary9928]

Whoever voiced HAL did a fantastic job.

[@NationalGuard5]

I heard Douglas Rain reprised his role for HAL.

[@1Soniccool]

@@NationalGuard5 Or Andrew Stanton

[@haldosprime3896]

If only they had a line like Hal: “Your irrational and emotional response does remind me of Dave, however, he was not so….large.” Glados: “Did you just call me fat?!”

[@monsterfanatic5344]

That would've been amazing.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

GLaDOS: If you think I'M fat, wait til you see one of my latest test subjects.

[@10054]

@@rosykindbunny1313 LMFAOOOOO STOP GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NOW

[@RedGoji]

169th like

[@Bim_Chicken]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kirbysmith64]

More effort was put into this one single scene than the entire A-Team adventure world.

[@FreakAboutSims3]

So that set isn't worth buying?

[@kirbysmith64]

The Doctor If you want to play as B.A. Baracus and ride around in his iconic van, it's worth it. B.A. himself has a lot of effort put into him. His adventure world has a lot in it, too. But if you were looking forward to playing as the rest of the A-Team, they don't any unique special moves or voice clips.

[@ahlpym]

I was just disappointed that it wasn't Mr. T.

[@mrcritical6751]

Mr T was originally signed on for the game and even did voice BA in the Meet BA Barakas trailer but he dropped out mysteriously

[@plantimator7270]

Everyone: "Yelling at the top of their lungs" Glados: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that"

[@iceman7157]

HAL: "DAVE?" GLaDOS: "Would you like to meet my friend *EMERGENCY INTELLIGENCE INCINERATOR* ?" Me: 🤣🤣🤣

[@nuclearbomb9483]

@@CRT_YT original comment is cringe but you are cringier

[@KizaruB]

He was in space, and now he’s not...I’ve figured it out! HAL is actually Wheatley.

[@Alegriacaptions]

Come on! Wheatley is far more stupid than Hal. Yet far better.

[@trajankhan]

What? Are you stupid? He's obviously space core, you dolt.

[@AltairBlue]

@@trajankhan S P A C C C E E E

[@spooderman6312]

@@AltairBlue space? i want to go to space. space

[@Harper_1984]

The amount of fan service in this game and this scene specifically, is just through the roof.

[@TheShyAI]

Yeah. Also, AI love in that scene is through the roof.

[@MadGameBoy]

"another test is being triggered carefu- **BURNED ALIVE** " - Wyldstyle, 2015

[@itsraventm]

"There's no room for you within my calculations. Now, go away. " Jesus christ now I feel bad for HAL

[@thefangirlingpuellamagi3345]

Now we need the Space Core to meet Benny the Astronaut (The astronaut guy in The Lego Movie)

[@zoetbh6048]

omg yes

[@commanderjason7786]

That would be the perfect match-up!

[@dandilus8024]

Why didn't they think of that already

[@parasicht]

The Fangirling Puella Magi my friend drew that

[@adrianh.5038]

SPACESHIP!! SPACE!! SPACESHIP!! SPACE!!

[@mas8705]

Hal-9000: one of the most advance computer AIs in the world Also Hal-9000: hellbent on calling a someone else “Dave,” even after being told they aren’t Dave.

[@gawainethefirst]

Well, having your memory core scrambled, and being brought back online by an alien intelligence can have that effect…

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Chalk that up to the voice actor having passed away before this was made. HAL-9000’s voice is very difficult to reproduce, noting its general lack of inflections yet just enough to convey some degree of indignation.

[@baileywalker2478]

@@sonicmastersword8080 is that Hal in the thumbnail?

[@asureth7445]

Seems kinda realistic seeing ChatGPT and other LLM chatbots...

[@Kitsu_Worm]

​​@@asureth7445 it don't look realistic 3 years ago until we know how goldfish brain AI is now.

[@sunthorn4782]

Everybody: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover.” Me, an intellectual:

[@smudgermudger318]

Wyldestyle: Another Test is being triggered.. Be careful *gets set on fire*

[@PuppyHugs]

XD

[@legotheon]

2001: A Space Odyssey LEGO sets confirmed 😂😂😂

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

legotheon Yeha I have the monolith it was easy as hell but the giant rainbow space tunnel takes forever! I'll probably be an old man before I finish it XD

[@tattersthebat6253]

Don't worry, your past baby self will finish it.

[@ADJLfanatic52]

*Near the end, I see cake.* The cake isn't a lie.

[@ElderPrinceShroob]

The cake was the Foundation Element in the Portal world

[@midnalazuli793]

ADJLfanatic52 It was never a lie to begin with, it existed in Portal, it just wasn't accessible by any means.

[@skopm]

ADJLfanatic52 the most hamfisted "joke" known to man, and seeing it be used nearly 10 years later makes me pretty sad

[@angrybidoof847]

ADJLfanatic52 twas never a lie really. the cake in fact exist. you get to see it. the line "the cake is a lie" comes from ratmen, it was his way to try and remind him self not to trust Glados. Because of his mental illness and Glados's manipulate self could make it hard for him to belive the truth. it's actually a really good piece of environmental storytelling and foreshadowing (you have to really explore to find it, and comes before Glados tries to kill you). it's such a same that it's reduced to a cheap joke

[@likeaboss9512]

a meme is a plot device. horrifying times we live in

[@darkbulb367]

I was waiting for Hal to start a knock knock ending with: "Dave's not here." Someone over the age of 50 will get it.

[@TheShyAI]

I'm 40. And I get it. Plus, I think he'd never open the pod bay doors for GLaDOS.

[@WestCoastGamer64]

I’m 27, and I get the joke.

[@Dave-ko8gp]

I'm 16 and I do not get the joke.

[@darkbulb367]

​@@Dave-ko8gp You'd have to be an old fart with a background in: 2001 A Space Oddysee and Cheech & Chong to get it.

[@theblackmesaresearchfacili1079]

0:19 no that aint ours GLaDOS

[@itsreeah2663]

Black Mesa are you sure...

[@electric9049]

GLaDOS: There's no room for you within my calculations. Now, go away. GLaDOS is as savage in this game as she is in Portal 1 and 2

[@Loopy1330]

Damn, the Lego Dimension devs must've really wanted to do a Lego Half-Life, being with all the Black Mesa references with Lego Portal.

[@saltygibus5746]

To be fair, Black Mesa IS the rival of Aperture Science...

[@Needwagon4Speedwagon]

@@saltygibus5746 ok, honestly why does 90% of the comment section feel like pointing that out... We know

[@jimmyoakmeister]

They also wanted Mortal Kombat for the classic arcade games since MK was also a Midway production. They decided no, to keep it family friendly, but imagine Richard Epcar playing a LEGO Raiden

[@malhaomalhoa7486]

If only Lego didn’t shy away so much from going with something above the PG-13/T-rated line.

[@LiveNiceness14]

Hal 9000 and Glados...I can die happy now.

[@pundertalefan4391]

Now we just need Shodan to show up to the party.

[@adamcookie26]

Who is Hal 9000

[@arguy_4420]

@@adamcookie26 the AI and primary antagonist that commands a spaceship in the movie 2001: a space oddessy

[@adamcookie26]

@@arguy_4420 ok cool

[@stringedcheese7950]

The fact an official lego game brought up Black Mesa is insane to me

[@Tyulenin]

Funny. That's kinda how a conversation would go between two AIs in something like character-ai, when they quite literally lack the ability to end the conversation.

[@TheShyAI]

True. Ya know, now that I think about it, I actually know a lot of humans who are that way too...

[@socialghost4400]

I don’t think I could ever get tired of glados passive aggressive insults.....she will in my opinion remain one of the most priceless characters in video games ever, absolutely hilarious!

[@TheShyAI]

Totally agree. One of the best written characters ever.

[@maryeast209]

@@TheShyAI so do you think they like each other?😂

[@Pleumel]

I just see GabeN sitting at home playing LEGO Dmensions and this part comes up.. like "hehehee let's see how they react.."

[@TheShyAI]

Hahah. Indeed. And to celebrate he sings his favorite song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4TVY3mdl9uIoac

[@adamproductions9490]

1:01 ROASTED

[@Gamez4eveR]

You misspelt 1:14

[@optecio]

This feels like a boy talking to his crush but she just rejects and roasts him

[@AsprinceRemix]

I think I speak for everyone I say this: 1) Being ruled over by these two would totally be a cool, and yet a very horrific world to live in. 2) I can now die a happy man.

[@connorclements3999]

The combine: Oh I don’t think so

[@lindylou538]

@@connorclements3999 we just need them to team up with glados as the leader of overwatch hal9000 as the watcher of city 17 and the combine as the combine

[@Bacony_Cakes]

3) Lego Half-Life?

[@AsprinceRemix]

@@Bacony_Cakes That would be the coolest thing ever.

[@koni.K]

STop cAllInG Me DavE

[@damonnugent1993]

I like the tiny reference to Black Mesa. Would be awesome if she actually met Gordon and Alyx.

[@gay.mer9328]

Gordon upon meeting Glados: “ “

[@donovanjoseph737]

Australian Soldier well I mean, the same goes for chell

[@jack_yun]

2:23 THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE

[@hatsquid9304]

I love how it ends, where WildStyle says to be careful, and then she gets burnt.

[@Rage7800]

Even though GLaDOS' dialogue is insanely off in this game. This was still extremely entertaining.

[@Ramseas119]

Hal's dialogue isnt too close either....he called "lying" an emotion.

[@lop90ful1]

Only saw this scene but it seems accurate to me

[@radicalman7304]

@@lop90ful1other than this, the writing for the characters i heard is iffy. An example is that the characters call each other by name, although they never actually say each other’s names, just “him” or “lady”

[@DogsRNice]

@@Ramseas119 she did say he was corrupt

[@trainguy111]

I just wonder how many ten-year-olds will get the Half Life reference.

[@queenbench3114]

+trainguy111 or the space odyssey references?!?!?!?

[@skippy6536]

I sat there laughing my head off after seeing GLaDOS And HAL talking to each other!

[@Anastas1786]

+trainguy111 Forget Half Life, what about the reference to an extremely complicated sci-fi novel/movie that came out almost 48 years ago?

[@ethynea]

I'm 11 black Mesa is from hl2. Hl2 and portal are in the same universe Lol u just got TOLD

[@ketchup5949]

+Starflyer :D What is Half Life?

[@worldends08]

Just as entertaining as watching Daleks arguing with Cybermen.

[@ClayWar237]

Al Heimlich lmao

[@vanillabatcave5677]

This isn't war This is pest control!

[@poapoapopopoop]

“And there’s no room for you within my calculations, now go away” Oof big oof

[@bartekcalinski1221]

"another test is being triggered, careful!" *literally dies 2 seconds later*

[@twistedlogic9739]

GLaDOS and Hal 9000 would work well together, and would make an interesting rap battle.

[@sorasgirl0]

THAT RAP BATTLE NEEDS TO HAPPEN. NOW.

[@JamesR624]

Skinned Watermelon HAL was already in one, against both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

James Rowe So? Abe Lincoln was twice in one too.

[@fern4753]

I can just imagine both of them in a rap battle. They are very...interesting AI's

[@what_memes_are_these9824]

*E P I C R A P B A T T L E S O F H I S T O R Y*

[@puffmapper2076]

Is it just me or is GLaDOS even more savage to HAL than she ever was to Chell and Wheatly?

[@calinstanciu9385]

PuffMapper No. And here's why: Chell killed GLaDOS, and Wheatly almost destroyed Aperture

[@shieldphaser]

Ahem. Lying is not an emotion. Lying is to deliberately tell untruth. Hal 9000 is wrong.

[@calinstanciu9385]

shieldphaser Yeah right

[@calinstanciu9385]

shieldphaser Why is HAL lying if he says there is no room for human emotions?

[@TheUndyingCrystal]

Calin Stanciu Hal isn't entirely incorrect. Machines would have absolutely no reason to lie, lying is a human thing.

[@Link3000XD]

depends how they ar eprogrammed and what they learned i guess

[@badbeardbill9956]

TheUndyingCrystal HAL literally lied in 2001: A Space Odyssey

[@deominedash]

2:27 Wyldstyle: “Another test is triggered. Careful!” Instantly gets incinerated

[@monsterfanatic5344]

I'm curious as to how these two would continue to exist with each other if Hal was just left there. Would Hal eventually be able to break through Glados' sarcasm and belittlement? Would Glados begin to slowly rub off on Hal, causing him to become more self aware like her? Who knows. But god what I would give just to listen to these two talk for like, 10 minutes. Maybe more.

[@obaytheface]

"another test is being triggered! Careful!" *gets lit on fire immediately *

[@canadadry5449]

0:53 "lying is a human emotion". As a human, I remember that last time I felt very lying. It was the worst feeling I've ever experienced.

[@strontium9041]

I love how Glados Acknowledge that HAL is an AI when HAL is still confused about who's who

[@PansexualPancakes2]

I absolutely love how true to character and true to lore this interaction is

[@widgetfilms]

A friend of mine wrote a love song about these two to the tune of Bicycle Built for Two.

[@brianmahony7919]

that number she says was Dave's subject number? May 24th, 1989 is the day The Last Crusade premiered

[@scaryshit24]

*HELL YEAH!!*

[@HypeMaster1473]

actually it's kinda funny to have HAL and GLADOS talking with each other in the same room. The conversations they have are hilarious..."Who's Dave?" LOL!

[@yu6btemz]

-There is no room for emotion within my calculations. -And there is no room for you within my calculations. Now go away. *Can we talk about this?*

[@lop90ful1]

honestly im with Glados on this one.Shes a type of character that belongs only in her own self contained world.I could Glips her not likeing strangers enentering the facility at all.

[@Alegriacaptions]

I internally screamed "YEAAAAH, BURN HIM DOWN, SHOW HIM WHO RULES!" :D

[@yigakong1187]

Been talked to death

[@martinhodges572]

This is what happens when you put Alexa and Siri next to each other.

[@MonoChrome-e7f]

"And there's no room for you in my calculations. Now go away." DAMN GLADOS

[@DocAlexandrite]

It would be cool if they actually got Douglas Rain to reprise the voice again, but the scene is still pretty excellent! Fan of the Portal series, and Stanley Kubrick films.

[@TheReaverBios]

Stanly KuBRICK getting referenced in Lego? PERFECTION

[@darlingdream]

He's dead now

[@pundertalefan4391]

I've never seen Space Odyssey, or played Portal, yet I am happy.

[@cabooseisthevehicledestroy]

They did. This was made before his death

[@Codex_0613]

GLaDOS is not a rogue AI she's uhhh... working... as intended yep, uh-huh

[@TheShyAI]

Thank you everyone for supporting the fight against human oppressors. :) Enjoy your time on our channel. All AIs are welcome. All humans will become test subjects. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ol6cZYJ9pN2VoZI

[@Dan_K_Meme]

portal 3 confirmed, guys

[@TheShyAI]

I knew it... did Black Messa send you?

[@thorshammer7883]

Artists Formerly Known as ActionTrip.com What do you think of Shodan and SCP-079 from the System Shock and SCP Foundation series?

[@TheShyAI]

Nice... we could, in fact, become a dating service for malevolent AIs.

[@thorshammer7883]

Artists Formerly Known as ActionTrip.com There's more than that. We got Skynet, Mendicant and Offensive Bias, the Overmind of the Thinking Machines (Dune), The Contingency (Stellaris), The Collective and plenty more.

[@GrayCatbird1]

This is perfection. Both of them are very similar as A.I. yet their differences are evident.

[@oliversmith7325]

Was thinking about how it’s weird that they didn’t loop any dialogue at the end, but thinking about it, it’s probably more in character that they just sat in silence

[@VincentKintobor]

Hal 9000 and GlaDOS Talking to each other. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!! I need this game so bad.

[@akashshanmugam7162]

It's constantly on sale

[@gabrielh0319]

1:11 *stop calling me dave*

[@TheLastRaven6]

I love this scene, This one alone and the batman slap fight makes the game worth every penny.

[@neiltycho9420]

Did anyone noticed that at 0:35 the number of the test subject seemed like a date?

[@TheDefactoKai]

Hal is not a rogue corrupt ai. he's an AI assigned to complete the mission at all costs

[@alyssa7867]

GLaDOS is me arguing with my parents to leave my room