2008 United States Presidential Candidate from Japan

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warewaredan

warewaredan

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Toyama Koichi is a kind of anarchist in Japan.He runs for President of the United States with acrobatic logic.This is his campaign speech.

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@thedungeondelver
@thedungeondelver 2 жыл бұрын
Don't blame me, I voted for Koichi Toyama.
@SJKlapecki
@SJKlapecki 3 жыл бұрын
As a proud citizen of the American state of Canada, he has my vote!
@elenapopovic2527
@elenapopovic2527 3 жыл бұрын
Omg me too! A fellow citizen of the American state of Canada who thinks this guy should lead us all!
@pandable8657
@pandable8657 3 жыл бұрын
i'm so glad this man won the 2020 united states presidential election
@elenapopovic2527
@elenapopovic2527 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing but respect for MY president
@carmelopearman5721
@carmelopearman5721 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most brilliant speeches
@KoreaWandering
@KoreaWandering 13 жыл бұрын
"Let me tell you a story, I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released, I ran to Mcdonald's and had a big mac, fries, and a coke........... It was fantastic." How can you not love this dude?
@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE
@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE Жыл бұрын
where is he now lol ?
@wadepsilon01
@wadepsilon01 2 ай бұрын
​@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE 51st state of the U.S., Japan
@leonpark2863
@leonpark2863 Жыл бұрын
even after a decade this never gets old
@TheUltravault
@TheUltravault 9 жыл бұрын
this was the single most insane, brilliant and true speech i've heard in my entire life. i wish this man great luck, health and prosperity in his satirist revolutionary endeavors.
@fastballonly
@fastballonly 13 жыл бұрын
This man is capable of delivering a captive speech with a good argument. How many American can deny his point that US is acting as if the whole were part of America? He also has a great sense of satire. Very well put. I think he deserves credit for being open-minded and humorous.
@GAMINAZO11
@GAMINAZO11 10 жыл бұрын
Ok,... the guy sounds pretty crazy, but somehow, everything he says feels poetically true
@sirmount2636
@sirmount2636 3 жыл бұрын
It’s literally true.
@rotenburk
@rotenburk 8 жыл бұрын
TOYAMA WILL MAKE JAPAN GREAT AGAIN!!
@elenapopovic2527
@elenapopovic2527 3 жыл бұрын
How could he say something so bold, yet so true.
@NameNotAlreadyTaken2
@NameNotAlreadyTaken2 9 жыл бұрын
This needs millions more views.
@C369-q3j
@C369-q3j Жыл бұрын
そろそろ総統の出番ではないでしょうか? 同じ年代として、貴方の生き様や活動にとても感化されています。 世界政府ができようとしている今、総統の活動を期待しています。
@veliismail7602
@veliismail7602 10 жыл бұрын
dude, you are my hero
@Borderose
@Borderose 13 жыл бұрын
A True Revolutionary...we need more men like him in this age.
@KFRIGGINMONEY
@KFRIGGINMONEY 13 жыл бұрын
years ago when i first saw this i thought this guy was totally nuts... now i realize he was totally right all along
@kamerondonaldson5976
@kamerondonaldson5976 9 жыл бұрын
i vote for him too.. he makes a world of sense.
@Yuuchan88
@Yuuchan88 8 жыл бұрын
これも素晴らしい出来だ。見逃していたのが悔やまれる
@myo2kouki
@myo2kouki 5 жыл бұрын
BGMも「新世界より」でちゃんとアメリカになってるのも面白い
@MT-vi6vb
@MT-vi6vb 8 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.
@lukass9894
@lukass9894 11 жыл бұрын
This guy should rule the world!
@東風谷早猫
@東風谷早猫 3 жыл бұрын
外山恒一、ワンパンマンって言われてて草すぎる。
@oku13
@oku13 3 жыл бұрын
ファ!?
@東風谷早猫
@東風谷早猫 3 жыл бұрын
@@oku13 なんだここにいたのかお前
@東風谷早猫
@東風谷早猫 3 жыл бұрын
@@oku13 先輩、まずいですよ
@trog69
@trog69 12 жыл бұрын
"...and divide the rest of the world into about 200 entities." Man, this guy is great! I am a disenfranchised American,so he knows he already has my vote!
@jacksprat1966
@jacksprat1966 12 жыл бұрын
Arnold, we've already had more than enough of you as Governator, thank you very much.
@wergersnee
@wergersnee 9 жыл бұрын
my vote is yours senpai
@rinchan0901
@rinchan0901 13 жыл бұрын
ネタとしてうまく茶化しているけど言っていることは正論だと思う。
@lukethinnes
@lukethinnes 10 жыл бұрын
You rule, Koichi! My vote goes to you!
@regularchickens
@regularchickens 16 жыл бұрын
Best comedy video of the year! A+++++ would watch again
@Thalon77
@Thalon77 13 жыл бұрын
This man really deserves to be elected president in US, his speech is really touching (more than "I'm a real american" by Hulk Hogan), and I will surely vote him next time, even if I'm not an american citizen, but who really cares? We are all americans after watching Toyama San's speech.
@thefreaking2674
@thefreaking2674 3 жыл бұрын
the most based man in america
@FartMasterLordofFart
@FartMasterLordofFart 14 жыл бұрын
This man may be insane, but he sure knows his music. Dvorak's ninth symphony, fourth movement is wonderful. Wonderful like that Big Mac and Coke he had after getting out of prison.
@sirmakhno6801
@sirmakhno6801 3 жыл бұрын
Toyama is fucking based.
@drstrangeluv25
@drstrangeluv25 Жыл бұрын
Unironically would have been better than Obama, McCain, Romney, Clinton, Trump, or Biden.
@raunchyemama
@raunchyemama 16 жыл бұрын
This guy... .. I love him. I would vote for him!! ♥♥♥
@flatshade
@flatshade 11 жыл бұрын
Fantastic satire Mr. Toyama.
@sirmount2636
@sirmount2636 3 жыл бұрын
Satire?
@josiegallows
@josiegallows 14 жыл бұрын
He has my immediate vote! I'm not kidding, I'm writing him in.
@fastballonly
@fastballonly 12 жыл бұрын
Toyama is a brilliant man with a good sense of satire. This one should strike a chord in every free thinker's mind in the States and elsewhere. In other words, this speech is a good summary of the arrogance and conceit of American government. He should make a 2012 version and ridicule Romney and ad hoc profession of faith only at the time of election by the candidates.
@Mordanum
@Mordanum 11 жыл бұрын
But he is right !
@Calamaistr
@Calamaistr 15 жыл бұрын
Those who think he is crazy are crazy, this man is genious with a fantastic abillity to smack people in the face with sarcasm.
@fione3253
@fione3253 5 жыл бұрын
神演説すぎ 面白かった
@frazel22
@frazel22 12 жыл бұрын
Japan desperately needs a PM like him!!!
@nobuyukinyuu
@nobuyukinyuu 16 жыл бұрын
it should be noted that just because he's from Japan doesn't mean he necessarily agrees with their own international policies -- actually, last year he ran as an independent candidate with essentially an anarchist platform, saying the country must be destroyed...
@Moego
@Moego 14 жыл бұрын
'...and I love the Beatles'
@FAQWhale
@FAQWhale 11 жыл бұрын
This man is a comedy goldmine.
@martin1226
@martin1226 12 жыл бұрын
I'm American, I'll vote for you bro.
@ilovejapanesecomedy
@ilovejapanesecomedy 13 жыл бұрын
this is his 2nd best material of comedy! he is the best japanese comedian!
@martonium
@martonium 15 жыл бұрын
I'd vote for this guy as well. Him and Ron Paul are perhaps the only politicians who have ever made any sense to me.
@KisekiTim
@KisekiTim 13 жыл бұрын
I'm writing him in the ballot for the 2012 election.
@hungryasshit
@hungryasshit 4 жыл бұрын
Still valid in 2020 just as it was 12 years ago
@iphonephilosophy2004
@iphonephilosophy2004 Жыл бұрын
Last Samurai
@ZelaznyH
@ZelaznyH 16 жыл бұрын
Toyama Koichi will appear on my ballot
@naziel
@naziel 16 жыл бұрын
I love him...soo much! the Tokyo campaign was Golden...this is beyond! I honest to god wish that this type of politician would inhabit US politics rather than the jerk-offs that presently seep in...
@MrRaizada
@MrRaizada 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like you got your wish in 2016
@lucasiskewl
@lucasiskewl 16 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant.
@frogisis
@frogisis 3 жыл бұрын
俺が入れた一票をバイデンのやつからこの男に切り替えるのもう遅すぎるのかな こっちへ来て本気で出馬したら貢ぐぞ アメリカ出身じゃなくても何かのサギでもしてやってきっとなんとかなる
@lordgreyIII
@lordgreyIII 12 жыл бұрын
I know who I'm voting for in 2012. TOYAMA KOICHI!!!
@em23
@em23 10 жыл бұрын
I shall perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!
@sikwee
@sikwee 11 жыл бұрын
GENIUS
@yoyo1poe
@yoyo1poe 11 жыл бұрын
koichi toyama, you have my katana,I will honorably fight by your side
@MrJavasan
@MrJavasan 11 жыл бұрын
Toyama's brief personal history (Source: his website) He was suspended from high school for two months for political activities, in the end, in 1988, he submitted an application for withdrawal from school and left without graduating.After free travel by catching rides in other people's cars, he published his first book "My declaration of leaving school". After the book, he wrote several books intermittently, "a Noteworthy personage" "Neo Dadaism poetry"..etc.
@d.parasol
@d.parasol 16 жыл бұрын
The same can be said for me as well. I think that both of us have said all about it that we can, and I like to believe people can be civil after any sort of argument, so no harsh feelings. I don't expect to be able to change your mind, just like I won't change my mind.
@ryohirose5090
@ryohirose5090 5 жыл бұрын
Powiedziała mi to jedna z diabelskich dziewczyn, które mnie uderzyły, dziecko wykonujące lekarkę. „Dopóki kraj taki jak Ameryka jest światowym liderem, świetlana przyszłość ludzkości nigdy nie nadejdzie”.
@immortalass
@immortalass 15 жыл бұрын
I laughed, I cried, and now I too wanna know where my vote is.
@foomin1991
@foomin1991 13 жыл бұрын
すげえかっこいい
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 6 жыл бұрын
We need this Last Airbender, now more than ever.
@WHATISTHAT100
@WHATISTHAT100 14 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's what I'm hoping will happen one of these days.
@kharnifex
@kharnifex 4 жыл бұрын
Koichi for PM!
@Mazdak1
@Mazdak1 13 жыл бұрын
he 's spot on.
@fuckyou1337
@fuckyou1337 16 жыл бұрын
Gave me a good laugh. Would watch again.
@kehya
@kehya 16 жыл бұрын
I'm American and think everyone really should be able to vote for the president...
@ひまわり-s3i1j
@ひまわり-s3i1j 8 жыл бұрын
カッコいい
@O_R_E_dayo
@O_R_E_dayo 9 ай бұрын
マクドナルドのくだりホントすき
@ricarleite
@ricarleite 13 жыл бұрын
He can't be president of the US, but he can be governor. GO FOR IT!
@nsytr06
@nsytr06 4 жыл бұрын
legend
@bobnewman8609
@bobnewman8609 11 жыл бұрын
No... this guy is dead serious. Which is what makes it hilarious.
@InconspicuousBarrel
@InconspicuousBarrel 13 жыл бұрын
That the 4th movement of Symphony from the New World is playing in the background is reason enough to vote for him.
@Zexerous
@Zexerous 15 жыл бұрын
Toyama Koichi I love you.
@kiloweya
@kiloweya 13 жыл бұрын
this guy is the benchmark for crazy
@jawowin
@jawowin 3 жыл бұрын
カーネギーメロン大学博士が言うには、日本をUSAの51番目のSTATEにしてしまうと、YELLOW大統領が誕生してしまうので、日本をUSAの51番目のSTATEにしなかったと言います
@ACelentanoAC
@ACelentanoAC 14 жыл бұрын
Großartig!
@2AProductions
@2AProductions 12 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm supporting Ron Paul. He's against sticking his figures in the pie.
@ErikKnear
@ErikKnear 14 жыл бұрын
He's got my vote.
@wut5074
@wut5074 6 жыл бұрын
#ToyamaKoichi2020
@tatsukisuehara7613
@tatsukisuehara7613 5 жыл бұрын
民☆族☆自☆決
@christopher81818
@christopher81818 14 жыл бұрын
Koichi '12! "I already won!" Now there's a slogan for ya. :)
@oswalds8355
@oswalds8355 9 ай бұрын
I would vote for him
@myjahleesa
@myjahleesa 13 жыл бұрын
This guy is a GENIUS!
@thunderbox5553
@thunderbox5553 Жыл бұрын
Based asf
@mettoholder5076
@mettoholder5076 8 жыл бұрын
エンタの神様とかでやったらそこそこウケそう
@mastablack47
@mastablack47 14 жыл бұрын
:) yes this man isn't blinded by convention like most are
@square-fq1oe
@square-fq1oe 3 ай бұрын
これ聴きながら寝ると、すぐ眠れる
@HybridDragons
@HybridDragons 11 жыл бұрын
Toyama is Lelouch's protegee.
@RKSudo
@RKSudo 13 жыл бұрын
He's actually right. Everywhere we got, there's always a 'Made from America'. KIND OF REVOLUTIONARY.
@d.parasol
@d.parasol 16 жыл бұрын
You've misunderstood America...WE, the people, do not make decisions. We just elect the people who make them for us.
@ctemomo
@ctemomo 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you, sir. My keyboard has now been baptized. XD
@JapaneseModernist
@JapaneseModernist 13 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling we will be hearing from this guy in the future. More specificaly when the bombs start falling and the robots rise from Tokyo's underground under his control!!
@jamesmbsmith
@jamesmbsmith 13 жыл бұрын
@Askarion Didn't you listen? Everywhere is America.
@adycousins
@adycousins 16 жыл бұрын
Totally brilliant. He gets my [un]vote!
@FreakOfNurture
@FreakOfNurture 15 жыл бұрын
Pure awesome.
@alexjuewez1287
@alexjuewez1287 4 жыл бұрын
5:27 At the end his voice sounds like Vegeta in the Japanese version of DragonBall Z.
@99tamori
@99tamori 13 жыл бұрын
すばらしいwwww
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