‘I must stay objective with this car’ *2 seconds later* ‘I hate this piece of shit’ 😂😂 Love your candor hahaha
@mbuzi11 Жыл бұрын
What I miss is the cabin noise level while driving on Autobahn. Some cars have really good sound proofing and others not so much. For someone who drives a lot and has to take calls while driving the noise level would be really interesting.
@professionaldriver77878 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@MyRealName Жыл бұрын
you can safely assume it's pretty damn quiet
@maxhoffman8925 Жыл бұрын
Considering how quiet my dads 2012 x5m was on the highway, I can promise this car is probably silent on the highway.
@webfreakz Жыл бұрын
@@maxhoffman8925 nice flex
@maxhoffman8925 Жыл бұрын
@@webfreakz unfortunately he sold it due to reliability issues and now has 2023 40i which is pretty lame considering the car he used to drive
@Lifeseasy-z1c Жыл бұрын
Definitely the new bank robbers car with them doors opening like that 🥳
@lavrushacifdras6339 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lavrushacifdras6339 Жыл бұрын
@Alex Unltd. Need petrol bmw
@wisi4044 Жыл бұрын
@@lavrushacifdras6339 they make a petrol verson if this 7 series
@lavrushacifdras6339 Жыл бұрын
@@wisi4044 i know
@kennethward2537 Жыл бұрын
Between this car and the S6.5 AMG , I will go for the .........Bentley Mulsanne
@PLZodiac Жыл бұрын
Perfect review. As a previous 750i owner (same model as yours, also blacked out) I feel completly the same. Will wait for the LCI model and hope V8 versions will be sold in EU.
@eliaspemmerl5152 Жыл бұрын
EU sucks mate, i don't think we will see a V8 ever again in a 7 series here in europe..
@FilipMilenkovic01 Жыл бұрын
V8? you can forget that they will ever put that in a BMW again
@blocksource4192 Жыл бұрын
@@FilipMilenkovic01 They will put it in BMWs and 7 series. It will have to be mild hybrid though.
@highwaystar3780 Жыл бұрын
Sorry pal but Your previous generation looked like Shut as well...and I don't mean the Grill Either. That car was Outdated inside/out tge day it was Designed. 7series Died in 2001 for Good !
@lorka111 Жыл бұрын
Max I appreciate this honest review. Finally someone is talking about this electro madness
@kradius2169 Жыл бұрын
... "Madness" = Agenda 2030 SDG7 rhymes with WTC7.
@iron_b0olt Жыл бұрын
its not about electro madness, but about design madness
@jackiebrown1425 Жыл бұрын
It's really insane how (many) people still complaining on having buttons. Just imagine how many buttons you should have for each option that's available in the car. Instead of simply using the voice command. 1) using hello BMW command. 2) click on voice command button on the steering wheel Use it (almost) all the time in my G20 and always does the trick.
@jwstfan Жыл бұрын
I think 7:14 perfectly summarizes this car
@gctech3344 Жыл бұрын
Why😂
@mosebitjela123 Жыл бұрын
You can almost imagine his facial expression 😂😂😂
@OXH999 Жыл бұрын
As a Chinese consumer and a BMW M owner, i can say that these new BMWs are hated in China as well. I think sales numbers will not be great.
@johnnygeorgopoulos4072 Жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, that lounge and especially the damn ultrawide TV is absolutely sick 😅 Give it a few months, the guys in the southern parts of the US that are known to put 30" wheels on '84 Buick Regal's will soon be sourcing those TV setups for their own custom vehicles...they already buy the giant panoramic sunroofs from late model cars and get them installed, this will be next, and im not even mad 😅
@mosebitjela123 Жыл бұрын
12:15 "what the hell is expressive" 😂😂the frustration
@TheClutchSlippedISwear Жыл бұрын
I liked the video for your opinion about new bmw looks and the great presentation, not for the car itself. And I've loved bmw since i was a little kid in his fathers e28
@janithperera8913 Жыл бұрын
intro "im a stay objectve" a few seconds later "i hate this"
@jakubbaum7496 Жыл бұрын
I sadly agree with You on the direction of newest BMWs, I was hoping this thing will grow on me after some time but it really doesn't, sadly the new 5 series is following a similar theme which is a shame as the g30 was almost a perfect car in every way.
@Dhani4000C8 Жыл бұрын
Why isn't BMW producing its M760I V12 engine anymore? Is it possible that it is affected by emissions?
@Милош-г3к Жыл бұрын
Its available in US
@professionaldriver77878 Жыл бұрын
Affected by EU
@MostCedric Жыл бұрын
Affected by the neo communist movement.
@MrLtybul Жыл бұрын
Green-eco-left washing kind of thing. BMW have not objected enough to cut these ridiculous approach.
@professionaldriver77878 Жыл бұрын
@@MostCedric Exactly
@papa_pt Жыл бұрын
What are the odds bmw brings back buttons considering they haven't listened to a single reviewer complaint in 12 years?
@anabang1251 Жыл бұрын
Touchscreen controls for basic functions is the single most anti-consumer tech I know. It‘s insane how complicated these menus get
@Jacobofski Жыл бұрын
Thank you from South Africa. I plan to by the I7 in the same colour with the same colour upholstery. This is exactly what a limo should be, but I can still enjoy driving the car myself too.
@clutched77 Жыл бұрын
18:40 '...Im giving up on you'
@trevorbailey1448 Жыл бұрын
I agree , Bring back the buttons
@ericsiebert7306 Жыл бұрын
For me it is the perfect approach. After having a 750i LCI G11 I now switched to the i7 x60 (still in production) after driving it for testing purposes for a couple of weeks. The gap between the G11 and the G70 is SO big and every single aspect with the new car has improved, well almost ;) The design is awesome, I even prefer the exterior design over the interior design. I ordered the car in two-tone aventurine red and oxide grey. It is SO classy. Don't like the M-package, it destroys the looks completely. I know that when you test-driven the car it had OS 8.0 and that was horrible, 8.5 is a real step up especially with the climate menu. You don't need the buttons, you really don't need them. The voice command is brilliant and understands everything you may want to change in the menu, it is SO convenient. When I saw the press pics I hated the car and was afraid of the missing buttons etc., but now I only can say that this is the perfect way and I don't miss anything. As a driver you may need to adjust your thinking and need a couple of hours to get used to everything, set up the app to enable remote parking etc., but that's a good thing, right? It's the "future". Cars in the luxury class are not made for "steering wheel, shifter, gas pedal - all I need" people anymore. If you want more than just a car - buy the i7. It's great :)
@aussiebloke2585 Жыл бұрын
Are you really German? I feel like I’m listening to a whinging Englishman review this car FFS. It’s the best 7 BMW has ever done by a mile.
@tcm9696 Жыл бұрын
i am huge bmw fan, previously i owned e39, e60, e90, f10 and currently i have e92 and i think this new 7er is awesome... i would totally get one with all possible equipment if i ever won the lottery..
@aldra744 Жыл бұрын
Best reviews on earth
@expedienteurbexparanormal Жыл бұрын
Schumacher !! that good to see you’ve already recovered 🥹🥹🍺🍺🍺 please, take care 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@rl7111 Жыл бұрын
Great review as always guys. Such a shame to see the end of cars like the G11 750i and the V12 M760li, particularly the V12. What an incredible car that was. We will never see the likes of these cars again. So sad.
@reabetswethipe2190 Жыл бұрын
"You've got this gloss black with this crystal hideousness"😂 8:22
@roastbeef1967 Жыл бұрын
Beijing Motor Works
@peterers3 Жыл бұрын
I dont like the look on video or pictures but in person I was in awe and shock for 2 minutes staring at it. I think I like the 2023 design.
@MrDefiant17 Жыл бұрын
Im 29 yrs old, but this type of cars i really hate - its like you buying an tablet instead of car. Who tf need soo much fancy shit going inside of car? like it was designed for kids.
@KingofInterns Жыл бұрын
Because society has devolved and adults remain children. In fact worse than children
@Schnitzeljunge Жыл бұрын
If you look at this car at night with a hurricane coming and snow falls and you have your sunglasses on it may look ok
@Kxvito Жыл бұрын
What I don't get about BMW is why don't they just make cars exclusive for the Chinese market? Audi does it with (what I believe it's called) the A8L which is made purely for what the Chinese market wants and they have separate models for the more western market.
@Veyronp87 Жыл бұрын
agree, the 2 markets tastes are just too different.
@johnsample9671 Жыл бұрын
Because weirdly there "Chinese market" cars sell very well in the US
@SkynetGeneral Жыл бұрын
Lmao the A8 L is not a Chinese exclusive
@Kxvito Жыл бұрын
@@SkynetGeneral I don’t remember what it’s called
@howardrose9138 Жыл бұрын
I nearly did not bother to continue watching this review after your negative pre-judgement expressed. But I did watch it to the end. I have traded a BMW 740d (with just 26k on clock) on a new order for a 760e which arrives at the end of this month. Fortunately I have watched many other reviews and your comments - with your negative views - I am glad to say are ON THEIR OWN. So many other reviewers have great things to say after extensive drive tests. These established professional reviewers have much more helpful things to say than you do. At least we agree on the colour, Tanzanite Blue, which we have also ordered (but with Midnight blue and Merino (two tone) interior). If you think the BMW brown Tatufu Brown leather looks good, it just proves how tastes can vary. A suggestion is best to spend a bit more time to learn about the car before expressing such strong opinions. We have ordered all options including theatre with executive lounge, so at least you confirm that we will enjoy this feature.
@williwonkah.9242 Жыл бұрын
BMW is becoming a slave to the Chinese market 😢
@e.t.aboveus9158 Жыл бұрын
love your vids, but bro I can't agree with you, the front looks awesome!!!
@Testdriver_Peo Жыл бұрын
20:20 Where could I buy your socks. I DO like them honestly. 😂
@mitjaSLO666 Жыл бұрын
So honest review! Just like it has to be!
@welpi1983 Жыл бұрын
I really feel you! Same Impression !
@jusnote-legalpracticemanag6451 Жыл бұрын
4:25 “this is bigger then a newborn baby” 😂
@sarwatqizilbash8484 Жыл бұрын
We are slowly and surely moving into Star trek era, I love it. LOVE THIS CAR...
@Dryu93 Жыл бұрын
I do too, but the comment section is full of grumpy boomers overwhelmed by everything ... Seriously got bored of the reviewer complaining about everything that is actually cooler to younger generations ...
@Abdul__Jalil Жыл бұрын
love your vids bruh and the person who interviews with the car
@demonplayzthis217111 ай бұрын
I dont know how people think this car is ugly. This thing is sick!
@heinerjurgens5362 Жыл бұрын
Best looking 7 series from my point of view. Fits exactly in this period of time
@ViktorPalosi Жыл бұрын
BMW finally coming to terms with their current business model: designing cars for the modern oppressors. The whole car screams "move over peasant, I own you and I'm gonna crush you". I quiet like this one, at least it's so over the top that it finally makes for something cohesive like a concrete bunker, unlike the rest of their recent line-up.
@jerzy3144 Жыл бұрын
I think the configurable button on the car key is great, I don’t know why you’re hating and saying it’s pointless. If it was on another car you would say it’s great to have that
@WARGODS-ez1bu Жыл бұрын
I'm not in the drivers' seat but boy that knob is blinding me already 🤣, they should preserve the form of those seat buttons and menu wheel but make them piano or obsidian black
@themotorsportarchives Жыл бұрын
That opening shot angle really suits this car, looks menacing! Imagine when the technology allows to get rid of those bumper headlights, they are the equivalent of pop up headlights in my mind..
@NiToNi2002 Жыл бұрын
The ghost of Chris Bangle is back.
@blocksource4192 Жыл бұрын
Man, I love BMWs.... I don't care if you continue posting only BMWs... I will be watching it. Also as a current teenager, I think that they are preparing for the future. I love the new iDrive 8 and completely understood it in a week. It's better for them as a company to be prepared for future buyers already instead of be late to the game. I can see this from a corporate standpoint. But yeah, it sucks if you've been used to old cars. I don't like the new 7 series as much as the m5 f90 tho or the new m3s. I rather have those.
@Greygoose3130 Жыл бұрын
I hated this car/review until you started playing Grand Tour in the backseat. Now I’m in petrolhead heaven.
@jeanlucbordin7435 Жыл бұрын
Love BMW THE 7 ❤ ❤❤
@ThisUsernamewastaken004 Жыл бұрын
It's true that the previous generations were better looking, yet, One cannot say a car is bad just on the basis that one didn't like the design, which is really subjective.
@Sleepy_Joe_ Жыл бұрын
LOL why do you hate on the door feature?! Just don’t use it if you don’t like it 🤷🏻♂️ Same for the crystal svarovski etc. Just don’t order it and stop complaining like a frustrated wife.
@therealinterlaced Жыл бұрын
This thing looks just like a Nissan Pathfinder in the front. In the rear just like a Lexus.
@starchizzy6033 Жыл бұрын
I only like the front fascia in black, it does have a cool look to me in black. I love the back, the rear to me is perfect. The side view doesn’t flow sexy enough for me, there’s something wrong I can’t put my finger on 😂. It’s too boring.
@georgimihalkov4781 Жыл бұрын
Definitely not my cup of tea, but a guy in my office has bought one of these and surprisingly it gets a lot of positive attention from guys under 40.
@th3orist Жыл бұрын
saw these a couple of times on the road already and they are SO huge its ridiculous. but i guess this would not be that much of a problem if they were not looking THAT hideous, you basically have so much bodywork in the front and rear, these are so high and as Max said the lights are tiny in relation to the amount of bodywork. there was another car channel that did a comparison video between this new 7series and the current mercedes s-class, and honestly the sclass looked small compared to this tank. this design decision of the front headlights reminds me of the hideousness BMW tried to pull already with the hideousness that was the E65. i dont get it why they try to do this kind of stuff, what is going on there, the new 2series is also controversial at best and the m2 universally disliked as far as optics goes. the m3 and m4 are kind of 'accepted' but definitely far far away from the love previous gens got. thats got to be a sign for BMW you'd think, but no, they are stubborn as hell, leads me to believe they want to forcefully re-educate the customer base or sit at least out a couple generations of buyers until the core buyers for this kind of look are old enough but bmw wants them to see these designs on the road already.
@WayApp Жыл бұрын
We're in awe of the performance capabilities of the 2023 BMW 7 Series i7 xDrive60.
@sliceoftoast6688 Жыл бұрын
I have two words for this car: S class
@alexluke84 Жыл бұрын
I at least thought that the new i5 would be less chaotic and found out recently that they destroyed it as well
@farkenfrag Жыл бұрын
Amazing car! Thank you!
@MrLtybul Жыл бұрын
You can feel how Max is disgusted by the approach BMW has taken nowadays. So do I. Someone can say its a "Bangle" rant all over again, but ask yourself, which generation aged better e38 or e65? I dare to say the e38 takes all. It's all gimmick nowdays. Every interior from 1st to X7 is horizontal, curved cheap tablet with some cheap NFS hud. No button to change ventilation, or whatsever. Led stripes everywhere, with tablets in handrest just waiting to be broken. For years we were training our muscle memory to change a setting without even taking our eye from the road. Now tacktic feeling is "obsolete". I bet that for next gen, they will start charging extra for "vintage" controls do give some option for customization. Heck I was even thinking it might happen this gen, when Alpina no longer able to tune and release EV panzerwagon, at least offers an interior redesign. Sheesh, what times we are living in. I'm skipping this whole EV generation sticking to my G12 in a hope that e-Fuel will restart V12 era.
@Techinvestor567 Жыл бұрын
This is not a drivers car. The rear seat setup is one of the best you can buy, even beating Mercedes, Bentley and maybe even RR. The suspension is also set up for the most comfortable ride. Although I know the previous 7 was also a drivers car, this is focusing much more on a different target group.
@alexhentschel1080 Жыл бұрын
you didnt have the Hans Zimmer composed, acceleration/deceleration sounds turned on? lol
@Liplip40 Жыл бұрын
Great review these thing are as big as trucks. That Blue is solid. Best part of the car is the greenhouse.
@romellbernardo30732 ай бұрын
These 2 guys r so lucky!
@bbpleg Жыл бұрын
Am loving your receivers, but could you do some charging when testing EVs to try and put the manufactures claims of charging speeds to the test? EVs vary massively when it comes to real world charging speed 😬
@DEVASTATOR478 Жыл бұрын
this admiral is a spaceship
@rjac001 Жыл бұрын
It's a limo so the focus is on the backseat passengers and they nailed it, if you want performance get M5/4/3/2 LOL
@pedrosousa8512 Жыл бұрын
OMG this car is stupid amazing!
@wills2552 Жыл бұрын
Well said, I'm on my 2nd 7 series and currently have the LCI G11 with the big grilles, but this new one is too much and far too big for the UK, such a shame.
@rhodrhodhere Жыл бұрын
This car was so close to look and feel like something from Cyberpunk Universe, but they overdo in simplicity on the outside and expensive look on inside
@saman_tabieb Жыл бұрын
Best spec I have seen by far on the new 7 series
@leonkristiansen5428 Жыл бұрын
I love it!❤
@antiputin4403 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@scallylad5037 Жыл бұрын
Can I ask did you have your seatbelt on in the backseat and do you always belt up in the backseat?
@myjourneywiththetrumpet Жыл бұрын
Totally agree, not good design direction at all. Previous design was much better; I owned 2 previous models.
@phas3rrr8 ай бұрын
Will it fully open if something is in the way?
@woodbeard Жыл бұрын
The thing is that this is made for dubai, and it fits in with dubai just perfect
@christianomarini9504 Жыл бұрын
My dream car
@saman_tabieb Жыл бұрын
22:36 it can't get more amazing than that , how cool is that 🤑
@exe4698 Жыл бұрын
I got a tuned f01 760i and i prefer it over the look of this car. inside everything is the same. just more screens basically. I'll stick to mine
@gctech3344 Жыл бұрын
6 AM here(in Rajasthan,india) Raining outside Watching your videos on tv with a cup of tea☕️! Wooahh!😍
@saman_tabieb Жыл бұрын
What a colour ♥️
@Shiftyy9 Жыл бұрын
the exterior has massively grown on me and i do really like it
@JayMaverick Жыл бұрын
It's like cancer in that way. ❤
@Matwiej19 Жыл бұрын
Complete agreed. It is not a nice looking car. I hate the front. Can see great quality inside but the design doesn't do for me. And yeah I wone 1 year old 730d xdrive. I know is onky 286bhp but it is bloody quick and with full option is great amazing machine
@richardraybould6928 Жыл бұрын
Great review as always. Hideous looking but that's the style that sells in China
@Shotter Жыл бұрын
BMW i7 length - 539 cm Cadillac Escalade length - 538.2 cm Not a typo.
@futmut1000 Жыл бұрын
I think you couldnt be more wrong, this car looks way better than an A8 or an S-Class which is the direct competitors, they tried something different and imho it works
@minityper Жыл бұрын
Bmw makes drivers cars, thats why drivers love em more then other brands.
@TommyApel Жыл бұрын
Well, BMW is trying to pull a Maybach by having RR design the 7-series and teenage tiktok'er to overhaul the interior.
@MrTonnicco Жыл бұрын
Very good
@dvsur Жыл бұрын
I always open all four doors if i go Shopping 🤣🤣
@kgaugelomakgakga9423 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more
@dawatch65 Жыл бұрын
max you didn't show the acceleration sound when you put the car in expressive mode :( it makes one of the most majestic and ethereal sounds that I've ever heard, and the sound was created by Hans Zimmer
@stefano56dese Жыл бұрын
I fully agree with the speaker. This is the really wrong interpretation of BMW identity. No more "pleasure of driving" and replaced by "pleasure to be in the back seats while somebody else is driving you somewhere".... this is the end of BMW story.... 😩😩😩
@Tom_Mroz Жыл бұрын
7:10 all 4 doors opening might be useful in China on hot days, if you want to let the hot air out quickly shortly before getting in. But yeah, it is just a gimmick.
@romb1818 Жыл бұрын
This car looks so nice... Sorry, I mean RICE, cause it is made for Chinese Tastes. 🤪😂🤦
@anthonioiloniemi2311 Жыл бұрын
max ur the best
@TundeEszlari Жыл бұрын
Sensational content. :)
@FiiXxaaH Жыл бұрын
Finally BMW did a perfect Uber car lol.
@mihtalp04 Жыл бұрын
It looks amazing!!!
@p0sitiv467 Жыл бұрын
BMW bring back the buttons and classic instrument cluster graphics. Why they cannot add one more layout with e38 like graphics…?