2025 Ford Lump - AI TV ad

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[@steamstream777]

@@turbodong2000 pump and dump shitcoin

[@thehubbleton]

When everyone else is taking a dump, I'm taking a Lump.

[@Bro-pt5nz]

-Socrates

[@KingOFuh]

Don Draper could not have done better.

[@juliusapriadi]

That's an actually cool design! Probably a safety nightmare, but if you're big enough, you're your own airbag. Survival of the fattest.

[@hughjanus5525]

I’m big enough

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

if you don't wreck it, it's still safer than a motorcycle...visibility is great, so odds of a wreck are less. but it does have some B-17 ball turret gunner vulnerability vibes. 💀 and yeah, i would totally drive one, it does look cool!

[@dertythegrower]

I concur bigly.

[@HyenaEmpyema]

you wouldn't be able to see without sunglasses, and it would get too hot, and lead to sunburn unless it was coated to block UV.

[@Workerbee-zy5nx]

Jetsons looking.

[@Warhammered]

Making better cars than Draguar.

[@bibasik7]

They make cars? I didn't see any cars in the ad!

[@exzld]

@@bibasik7 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you guys are all just heckin hilarious

[@GabbieGirl007]

Nah that's disrespect to drag. More like shituar

[@nit3h8wk81]

Yeah let's make an ad for a target audience that does not exist and couldn't afford it anyway.

[@TheRealKlausSchwab]

faguar

[@telekommandant]

You can disagree about the design, but at least this ad shows cars.

[@Sonny_McMacsson]

Yeah, Jaguar could take some lessons from this.

[@tonygarratt5832]

Ah yes, the good old days when the product shown was the product advertised. Not a lifestyle associated with said product.

[@okjeffy6581]

She’s Lump, She’s Lump, She’s Lump, She’s in my head.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Hahah! I was going to say the same thing, and add some 🎵🎵 to it. I miss The Presidents of the U.S.A. whatever happened to them? Peaches was a good song too...even though the Ninja fight in the peach grove made no sense.

[@mauricioramirez9744]

Get this song out of my head I think so

[@nautdead3197]

She might be dead

[@bloganc]

The fat guy in the wall with the deep voice fucking killed me laughing.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

and then the woman humping the wall 🤣💀💀

[@timmycarey1958]

Fat?

[@senorpepper3405]

If your not lumping you are not humping

[@Xurikyo]

@@timmycarey1958 yeah he's just big boned

[@Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz]

He's pleasantly plump 😊

[@NEVERGOON100]

Nothing speaks freedom louder than the all new Ford Lump, coming to a dealer near you.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

With the Lump's new Horn of Liberty feature, or HOL, you can project freedom up to fifty Freedom Miles(3/5s of an actual mile) away.

[@xQuandaleDinglex]

​@@Barrobroadcastmaster"3/5ths" I do NOT like that number. 😳

[@jeromeglick]

@@Barrobroadcastmaster yup, I'm sold.

[@marcosflores-march9511]

The country music was a nice touch.

[@twentypandora96]

Are you big enough?

[@NEVERGOON100]

@@twentypandora96 that’s what she said

[@RealMTBAddict]

​@@NEVERGOON10020 times a week.

[@durwoodmaccool890]

Those look awesome! I kind of want them to be real.

[@APremiumDegenerate]

I’ve seen so many turbodong car commercials that I can’t distinguish official car commercials from his

[@hanotme.1085]

Bigger the lump the Bigger the dump

[@Bro-pt5nz]

Go on Billy. Bend it like Beckham

[@Brendan-k3c]

He touched the ball

[@boostbeast8731]

No way ford would make something that cool.

[@brian5o]

If this car was real, it’d be the best car in Ford’s lineup for 2025.

[@pewpaws]

As an old fat guy that goes to church every Sunday, I take exception to this, not all of us would drive a Ford.

[@steamstream777]

This feels oddly nostalgic

[@jeromeglick]

Gotta be the voice. They don't use voices like that in ads anymore. Also it's a minute long.

[@anderstermansen130]

Liminal

[@BrianHassett-ih3jp]

Well, at least it doesn't look like every other vehicle on the road.

[@SeatsTakenProductions]

0:39 this would actually be a really awesome car to drive cross-country.

[@alphagt62]

I’ve never wanted a car so much! Think of the crazy looks you’d get.

[@wilburross9709]

And if it had a toilet built into the seat, you'd never have to get out and walk again!

[@davidbwn]

Pretty much the size of the people that drive Fords. Saw one Ford owner literally steer his Falcon with his gut.

[@Dale-qw9ig]

Looks better than the cyber truck

[@CaptainAmaziiing]

NGL, I would unironically drive a Lump. The chrome version is fiyah.

[@AwesomeSonicFan05]

classic turbodong

[@animalinterference9024]

Classic shut up and come original

[@Tyler-k2c]

The glizzy cruiser

[@TomSherwood-z5l]

Actually the best vehicle to have in a rollover accident.

[@kennethmartin1300]

... and over and over...

[@karabean]

@@kennethmartin1300 🤣

[@inglisbe1]

That's a handball Billy.

[@Rice_Wolf]

This is like the crap they drive in Thneedville.

[@prakashholla7331]

They may say, "hey cool one. Lets make a Ford Lump. What does it matter, when DC subsidizes everything we spend, anyway"

[@kerigpope]

@0:13 Fat dude bought a lemon, literally. 😆

[@bighand1530]

😂

[@KingOFuh]

Thank you for the video. Those cars should be mandatory for all the working homeless. This way, they could go from the tent to the job and back.

[@AegisAuras]

0:39 imagine getting into a crash in this thing ☠️

[@yaboimax6356]

You will drive the lump and eat the bugs and be happy.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

But what if you need to use the toilet but you're driving? Well first world citizens, Ford has the thing for you: the new Dump Lump. Take a load off while you're taking a load across town. Freedom means the ability to go anywhere and thanks to Ford, that now has two meanings. But please, do not eat too much corn or too many peanuts when using the Dump Lump's heavy dumping feature. The corn gets everywhere. The 2025.5 Ford Dump Lump: Freedom to go anywhere. (Please don't eat too much corn.)

[@LucidDreamer54321]

At 0:11 It's like driving an old Volkswagen van.

[@Bronson2024]

MSRP 70K. Dealer markup 25K. Instant credit for 40% compounded daily. 15 year term no down payment.

[@bradye21playsIndieHorror]

0:44 she's trying to get to harry porter world

[@Edward135i]

If Ford made THE HOMER.

[@MikeBarbarossa]

They solved the ' gut touching the steering wheel' problem, by eliminating the steering wheel

[@CriticalThinkingGrandma]

The yellow one is really cool. They'd be great on a resort property.

[@matthewspence7476]

That window design is good

[@jeromeglick]

Awesomely hilarious! We need this ad on TV before the year is through.

[@matthewklenke7693]

Classic Turbodong

[@mayhewfisher62]

RFK Jr and Bryan Johnston would have a heart attack😅

[@kentuckwhite6701]

They only sell the Lumps to people who weigh over 700 pounds.

[@InsatiableMonkey]

Nothing helps my muscle cramps like a banano shake. Thanks, banano.

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

Imagine this car rolling down on a zigzag road from the mountain top

[@brucemaher7621]

“ WALLIE”... The movie in real life...

[@Roboprogs]

I need to know how many miles per gallon of deep fryer oil it gets

[@TheSmashingDoc1]

if youre not pumpin, youre not bumpin...

[@crazyburkey3677]

Actually about as safe as one of those old cab overs,

[@cujoedaman]

What people in the 50's thought cars would look like in the future

[@jimpatrick5918]

Disturbing yet hysterical on so many levels!! 🎉

[@RolandStockmann87]

Finally a car I could fit in. Thank you Ford

[@JosephHolness-u2m]

F-at O-n the R-oad D-riving

[@lpdog82]

And the driver seat is a toilet, never stop the lump to take a dump😂

[@michaelfisher7170]

I love the unabashed and realistic portrayal of their target audiences physical characteristics. lol.

[@b_ks]

All right thank you. I will now return to my world.

[@cannz9134]

The last car with the small wheels

[@hiroyui9699]

So we’re just gonna gloss over the fact that these huge people are getting fused to the wall?

[@RealMTBAddict]

Why are we supposed to do? Rescue them?

[@supacat789]

That looks like the Easter egg car in Brookhaven lol

[@davidpoole5595]

Put my deposit down on the stainless steel one

[@Yonni6502]

OH! I would totally buy one of those!

[@LostAnFound]

I want the lump - cycle

[@sculptus5708]

You're not allowed to buy one if you're under 400 lbs! That would still make the market HUGE!😂

[@TimE-vj9bq]

Ford lump? i didn't know donny lump had a car named after him!

[@nermket4849]

banano has electrolytes

[@charliegarrison9688]

It's got what I crave. It's got potassium!

[@RealMTBAddict]

I don't think so. It came from the toilet.

[@CoyotePark]

I understood the reference

[@ross5839]

Yeah, plants need electrolytes 😅

[@stevezilla68]

I kinda like these. I just need a little opening on the side to get my banano malkshake and tacos from the drive-thru.

[@maestro-zq8gu]

You can have that. I'll stick with my Chevy Goliath.

[@styldsteel1]

With its extreme aerodynamics. The gas .mileage gots to be superior.

[@georgieippolito9924]

going back in time with the classics! the future passed already. the 70s was the peak of the future, it all goes downhill from there

[@josephmatthews9866]

HOLY COW! MAN !!! This is gonna be HUGE !! HUGE , I TELL YA !!! 😂😂😂

[@TopG800]

0:41 best quote ever

[@rennowielen7433]

Cool car designs

[@KronosGodwisen]

Guy stuck in wall had me go weak with laughter. The first one is cool. Pondering how it would balance. The one at 0.50 is a nice looking comfort cycle. Good visibility.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

i need to get some fiberglass and build these in my garage in real life...they would probably sell, and in extremely low/limited production numbers, there is a loophole to be exempt to gov. safety standards.

[@nnaheim.]

Id buy that over a Jag

[@hartwarg3051]

WhoAOaoAOa! I need that lump

[@4KTrainVideos]

That was wild indeed! 🤪😂

[@ross5839]

The new Ford Lump is now available with a fat roll cage for additional safety.

[@dangit4341]

Does it come in a four door?

[@Treegrower]

I love your videos Turbodong

[@user-of7fd3xh9k]

Thanks for the laughter

[@samhill618]

They would be safer than the cyber truck for pedestrians …I know it was also showing why Americans can’t walk

[@JTMinnesota]

This will easily fit in my 2012 Ferd Fteenthousand.

[@H4RR1500]

pov: roblox car game easter event prize:

[@Unmutuall]

I will be driving that in future.

[@user-or6yn8pm3c]

Brought to you by our sponsors McDonalds and Coca Cola.

[@ghost307]

The perfect car for the people returning to Earth in "WALL-E".

[@garyquail4996]

Those were the cars that Obama when he was president was going to take over General Motors and make cars exactly like that little egg shape cars called the Obama mobiles.

[@titnesovic4522]

Great design!

[@howardgreenman2908]

Looks better than any SUV.

[@comotucovfefe4349]

Banano is low cal with zero fat.

[@mic-drop-74]

The dude driving is already dead from a heart attack

[@alfonsedente9679]

The Sload-Mobile!

[@Helo_rides_for_commies]

Is there a Lump wagon? You know, for the Lumpy family.

[@Sea-Bass]

That still looks better than someone on a Harley.

[@nonjaninja4904]

Peak Americana.

[@KRYEST]

that first one was something else

[@mustang607]

Were all those Lumps prototypes?

[@infowarriorone]

Perfecto Banano 💯🤘