21 Ways Japan Disappointed Me

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Dogen

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@MochachiiinoWorks 4 ай бұрын

Cant believe power creep did this to us, the gaijin card was the strongest card in my deck

@SpoiltLittlePrincess 3 ай бұрын

The game is really unbalanced now. We keep complaining for them to fix it, but they've just said this is the new meta now...

@whoisdin 4 ай бұрын

and this is how i find out the yokohama gundam has been closed. gonna go cry now.

@weeklyfascination 4 ай бұрын

Dogen is my source for Japanese news.

@luckyneko2898 3 ай бұрын

It's ok... They still have the Odaiba one... (I hope)

@Trainfan1055Janathan 4 ай бұрын

When I started learning Japanese, I was a teenager. One of the first phrases I tried to translate was いい加減にしなさい. I thought, "I'm gonna look up each word in individually on an online dictionary and understand what this phrase means." " 'Good... Degree... To... Do?' What does that mean?!" Later on, I saw it translated as "shut up." "So, 'good degree to do' is 'Shut up'?" It's not 閉め上がる? It was at that moment that I realized, different languages use different words to explain the same concept.

@LE-te9vx 4 ай бұрын

This is an amazing example, thank you for sharing!

@shurikens68 4 ай бұрын

Best part is it also doesn't technically mean shut up either lol. That's more 黙れ or うるさい territory. いい加減にしなさい is kinda like telling someone to knock something off, to stop acting up, so you'll see it pop up in much more variety of situations.

@siti-hon-asi 4 ай бұрын

I am Japanese. Indeed, if we were to categorise it broadly, it would be "shut up". If you want to put a finer nuance on it, it would be expressions like "leave it at that" or "that's enough".

@tapist3482 4 ай бұрын

Same for 適当なことを言う. Literally saying something proper, yet it means saying something improper.

@avidlearner312 4 ай бұрын

@@tapist3482 that's actually because 適当てきとう mostly means "improper" nowadays

@sutorippuwebmaster8783 4 ай бұрын

"Why didn't you send Kusanagi to arrest that man?" "Ahh, eto... blehh!"

@gleibeffrime2528 4 ай бұрын

Hate to be the "um, achtchually🤓" guy, but wasn't she a part of special squad that investigated only android-related stuff? If you download yourself into a robot body I'm sure she will arrive xD

@digitaljanus 3 ай бұрын

@@gleibeffrime2528 You're wrong... You don't hate it at all. 😊

@gazorpazorp9798 Ай бұрын

@@gleibeffrime2528 Actually, Section 9 did not investigate “android” only stuff. It was billed as a search and rescue unit, but actually was a covert counterterrorism unit and anti-crime unit. Much more like the German GSG Russian FSB, MI5, or FBI. The major could easily arrest Dogen If necessary.

@nadirbaitsaleem7270 4 ай бұрын

Not being able to use"tadaima" and "okaeri" 😂😔

@alexamderhamiltom5238 4 ай бұрын

Dont worry, not even pureblood japanese get that in this age and time.

@kamo7293 4 ай бұрын

do it like an anime character. say it to the house, and sigh to yourself

@LeonSKennedy7777 4 ай бұрын

get a pet fish! 🐟

@ryuukakhadijah7766 4 ай бұрын

*Sigh

@OmegaTaishu 4 ай бұрын

Do it like Kakashi

@Vaennylla 4 ай бұрын

You might not believe this, but a break-up hotel actually does exist... It's called Tokyo Disneyland.

@lynth 4 ай бұрын

This is hilarious. My girlfriend and I did break up there. lol

@Vaennylla 4 ай бұрын

@@lynth lol I dunno why break-ups happen in disneyland of all places, but I've seen couples argue there more than once. And it's always in Futureland.

@DavidCruickshank 4 ай бұрын

@@Vaennylla Futureland makes them see they have no future together.

@m-seb 4 ай бұрын

One of the longest term couples I know (almost 7 years) went to Disneyland, a few months later they broke up. It's like a spell.

@Tenelia 4 ай бұрын

cackling LOL

@GoldenSuperKamichu 4 ай бұрын

Dogenがまだシノビにも草薙素子にも会ってないってことは、今のところ迷惑系KZbinrやテロリストだと思われていないということ

@C-Farsene_5 4 ай бұрын

Context please? Who’s shinobi and kunsanagi?

@tanaka84623 4 ай бұрын

@@C-Farsene_5 “Kusanagi" is a public safety woman in the film "Ghost in the Shell. "Shinobi" is a ninja.

@aldn2854 4 ай бұрын

If 上手 doesn’t mean anything, why do people keep telling me 上手じゃない when I speak to them Edit: I feel like a lot of you don't know im telling a joke but thanks for the great advice anyway.

@NPP_1 4 ай бұрын

KZbin's auto-translate turns this comment into the following: "If I don't mean anything, why do people keep telling me when I speak to them? " I guess 上手 really does mean nothing

@ATZ09ful 4 ай бұрын

well they're totally telling you you're NOT good at it, you know, because negation and all

@natsukitatsumakiniji 4 ай бұрын

They're probably referring to themselves in a humble way 【(私は）上手じゃない】, but dropping the subject. Or you're good friends and they can enjoy teasing you, especially if you're all around senior high or college-age. I've gotten to the point that it's only meaningful 上手ですね if it's followed with a question about where I studied or learned to do something.

@theniii 4 ай бұрын

your japanese must be really bad

@kamo7293 4 ай бұрын

@@theniiiso... nihongo jouzu je nai?

@saltlemon1 4 ай бұрын

0:18 「野菜一日これ一本」は、ファミチキやからあげクンを買うための免罪符として売り出されています。

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 4 ай бұрын

I'm sure I can name at least 100 ways I disappoint Japan.

@WM-gr4qi 4 ай бұрын

Were you not raucous enough with your hot dogs? ... Or did you actually STAY for the tea after a long visit, you monster?!

@W4iteFlame 4 ай бұрын

This video is very 上手

@bitfreakazoid 4 ай бұрын

That feels when you'll never get detained by neither Motoko Kusanagi nor Natsumi Tsujimoto.

@bumblebeeisfree 4 ай бұрын

Naaa didn't know dogen was an initial D fan and yes for the gutter technique you have to be going do fast so the weight of the car is never shifted to the front tires to drop the wheel into the gutter. You are more like floating on the edge. Is all theoretical and I've never met or heard of anyone in practice being able to pull it off

@nuclearcoconut3664 4 ай бұрын

sukoshi wa...出来ます。 was great

@Flolfywolfy 4 ай бұрын

The way you wrapped in some serious issues inbetween the comedic ones. Genious.

@junethefirst 4 ай бұрын

Aizuchi jōzu Dogen-san

@atyt69-69 4 ай бұрын

話題から黒い話にすると思ったが、ジョークな感じに作られましたね

@Kaizen747 4 ай бұрын

He would never do that to japan

@atyt69-69 2 ай бұрын

@@Kaizen747 確かに

@kamo7293 4 ай бұрын

0:49 this implies he got hit by a truck and survived

@bobmcguffin5706 4 ай бұрын

If he survived then he wouldn't know what happens after death. he had to have been hit, died and then came back (but not been reincarnation)

@kamo7293 4 ай бұрын

@@bobmcguffin5706a whole heap of confusing basically 😂😂😂

@bursali98 4 ай бұрын

The point with Japan being defenseless now is so true. How can you take that beautiful Gundam apart 🥺 Even worse: in the same year as SEED got Freedom as a movie (after 20 years) ... 😂

@Baddest_of_Men 4 ай бұрын

To be fair, the Freedom movie is actually pretty good, and they are putting the Yokohama Gundam back up, but it's not movable anymore.

@arkynkueh 4 ай бұрын

There's gonna be one in Osaka as well...😂

@bursali98 4 ай бұрын

@@Baddest_of_Men ah ok, well then it would serve as a deterrent xD

@bursali98 4 ай бұрын

@arkynkueh very nice 👍🏼 Thanks for that update. I knew the Gundam Pavillion is planned to open in 2025 but back then when I read articles about it, they didn't mention a Gundam statue. Good decision. Though, this one will also only serve as a deterrent xD

@GO302373 4 ай бұрын

東京にはユニコーン、福岡にはニューガンダムがいる。そして神戸には鉄人28号もいる。

@matthewtopping2061 4 ай бұрын

This is the guy that did those pitch accent lesson videos a few years ago, right? I remember being impressed, because none of my Japanese teachers in the US ever even touched accent as a lesson topic.

@kjriwoutube 4 ай бұрын

He still does for people who pay for his patreon

@SpawnAE86 4 ай бұрын

Loved the Initial D reference. Didn’t knew you were a watcher…

@OutlawJJ80 4 ай бұрын

Blue-Eyes White Dragon tattoo LMAO!😂

@authormichellefranklin 4 ай бұрын

The panicked "No" of the server 😂

@MossCatGames 4 ай бұрын

I am quickly becoming a big fan of this channel after only discovering it like a few days ago!

@AndyGneiss 4 ай бұрын

Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

@ryuukakhadijah7766 4 ай бұрын

Ah~what memories. That was exactly how I felt too!

@zUJ7EjVD 4 ай бұрын

Gotta love the いやです when they suggested going to America and becoming instantly rich. It could be so many things (even just not wanting to move overseas in general) and I don't really need to know which one.

@strangemobius 4 ай бұрын

その言葉は普通漢字じゃなくてひらがなで書くこと Ouch. That one hurts.

@-Raylight 4 ай бұрын

Can't believe they dismantled the Gundam, their best defense against bad guys Dogen just wants to be detained by Kusanagi Motoko. He's just like us frfr 😭😭🤣

@bobbobson6290 4 ай бұрын

That must be some kind of crime.

@Tama2024plus 4 ай бұрын

No Pokemon in the forest? 😢 That's a big disappointment

@racingmaniacgt1 4 ай бұрын

Awesome initial D and GITS references

@henryxyz1 4 ай бұрын

1:11 Haha that Joker - I saw him on the 選挙公報 and my first thought was dang this ain't right

@kingjulian1202 4 ай бұрын

The highest words of praise I got for my japanese was 達者 and that made me so proud (I went to a temple and talked a bit with a monk and he said 日本語はとても達者です。)

@reynaldkurniawan9424 4 ай бұрын

Break up hotel where it looks like a love hotel on the outside but inside the rooms there's just two couches, a bunch of hankies, a speaker that's always ready to play a playlist of breakup songs, and a fridge full of ice cream

@nasis18 2 ай бұрын

This Japanese dude's English is pretty good.

@cappipa2910 3 ай бұрын

I hope to not sound rude. I love your videos and they're really funny, but right now I just finished lunch and I found a new side to your channel, which is your very soothing voice puts me to sleep so easily. I would love long story time videos so I can sleep to you reading

@jak-zg1225 4 ай бұрын

You can't be sure about the Truck-kun and reincarnation unless you try it😉

@joe_z 4 ай бұрын

But also, you never remember your previous life once you get reincarnated. Imagine how many you had to get through to be where you are now!

@bobmcguffin5706 4 ай бұрын

He had to have tried it. Similarly with the dodgerolls

@charlesqbanks 4 ай бұрын

Dodge rolls don't work. I'm looking at you, Miyazaki san. That was personal

@natsukitatsumakiniji 4 ай бұрын

You can't leave Japan to return to the US made me laugh so hard. For me it's the weak yen and the toilets being separated from the showers/toilets.

@The_Real_Paradox 4 ай бұрын

Hit the nail on the head with this one very good vid

@chuyo3661 4 ай бұрын

相槌の「うんうん」を ”さしすせそ”褒め言葉に変えると（主に）おじさんを転がすことができます。さ「さっすがー」し「知らなかった」す「すごーい」せ「センスあるね」そ「そうなんだー」

@kamo7293 4 ай бұрын

when it comes to dogen, if the length is short, it ain't serious

@WM-gr4qi 4 ай бұрын

To be fair, Kusanagi deals primarily with terrorist conspiracy... ... Dogen, no-- NO, Dogen!

@kana2491 4 ай бұрын

ダウンヒルの側溝にタイヤひっかけるやつ、パンクしちゃうんだ😭 まぁ道元さんは藤原拓海じゃないから仕方ないか……

@nickostrife 4 ай бұрын

I get like half of the references mentioned here Hope someone make a compilation list of those reference here

@user-ih7iq6bw5o 4 ай бұрын

The aizuchi joke actually cracked me up lmao

@weeklyfascination 4 ай бұрын

Unnn

@fizzymizzy_ 4 ай бұрын

do you mind if you could explain it? i didnt really get the punchline at all

@Leormas-utsu 4 ай бұрын

@@fizzymizzy_ Basically Aizuchi it's that interaction between two individuals when one of them is talking and the other hearing, making those noises of "I'm paying attention to what you are saying" is part of the japanese culture. Well in the joke, at least what I understood, is that the guy was effectively not paying attention as he interrupted the gossip.

@marocainforlife 4 ай бұрын

@@Leormas-utsuI think the joke is that a third person (dogen) shows up and uses the wrong aizuchi at the wrong time

@smallsymcsmalls8331 4 ай бұрын

上手 means I personally am good at Japanese. It’s a pleasantry when they say it to other people, but they mean it when they say it to me… maybe.

@EGL24Xx 4 ай бұрын

Don't you dare disrespect the driving mechanics of Initial D

@KamenRiderKyle 4 ай бұрын

Careful, Dogen. Your Kevin is showing.

@B0XMATTER 4 ай бұрын

1:54 You have to go fast enough for the angular velocity to be able to pull the tirewall of the inner tires into the wall of the gutter. You got Roadstered, bro. Skill issue.

@liqqit 4 ай бұрын

Shibuya scramble crossing was such a disappointment 😂

@deemon710 4 ай бұрын

Lol. If Kusanagi Motoko were IRL I might wanna follow your lead.

@postblitz 4 ай бұрын

You won't get invincible but dodge rolling works, especially against trucks

@ShiruSama1 4 ай бұрын

The Yokohama gundam... I was going to buy tickets and I learned it was gonna be taken down two days later... Obviously, no tickets left at that point... It was so sad...

@MrSaywutnow 4 ай бұрын

1:50 Bunta would just tell you that you're doing it wrong....and that you're paying to replace the tyres.

@Guardian016 4 ай бұрын

Nihongo Jaws desune

@BrianM_3rd 4 ай бұрын

Well, Section 9 is the Cyber Crimes division after all. So if Dogen wants Kusanagi to arrest him, he should just start posting really horrible takes... What...? He's been getting away with that for years now? そうか。。。

@Hiandbye95 4 ай бұрын

0:46 That 嫌です hit like a truck, cause you usually wouldn't hear that from a Japanese person

@jero7733 4 ай бұрын

I'm all in for that joker guy's plan to deal with the declining population though

@pirateradioFPV 4 ай бұрын

I'm disappointed this is not Dogen posting his himasoraakane for mayor voting ticket video 😁

@FrTech15 4 ай бұрын

If I were to be arrested by Kusanagi, Batou would kill me

@user-kinshi 4 ай бұрын

あああー　確かに、めっちゃいいサービスがあってもチップが受け取れないよね～😅😆

@TheMakoyou 4 ай бұрын

Shibuya is not a scramble crossing, but a construction forever in my mind.

@nefariouspersephone9447 4 ай бұрын

the thing im disappointed about and ive never even been there is the fact they closed the big Sega building. sad

@Xalantor 4 ай бұрын

yakuza style blue eyes white dragon back tattoo is one of the coolest things I've heard in a long time and I heavily dislike tattoos.

@XGD5layer 4 ай бұрын

"nobody will hire me as a rental boyfriend" - your wife would be thrilled to hear that you're on the market

@peterfireflylund 4 ай бұрын

She needs the money!

@carmelopappalardo8477 4 ай бұрын

No not Jozu!

@ジョウドなの筍 4 ай бұрын

雇う(やと)=雇用

@たげ-t3h 4 ай бұрын

ちょっと待ってスピアー？はわろた

@brianpack5479 4 ай бұрын

New Lightroom features make it even easier to edit out photobombers.

@KingJH0510 4 ай бұрын

0:34 this is some lycoris recoil shit lmao

@marctheshark5315 4 ай бұрын

The best way to use tadaima and okaeri are like Shin-chan, use the wrong one on purpose, but endearingly so.

@KYSheng 4 ай бұрын

1:42 when he went from 😄 to 😐 in a split second 💀

@rurounigaijinn 4 ай бұрын

"The word is normally written with hiragana, not Kanji." THEN DON'T FEED US THE KANJI IN THE FIRST PLACE. REEEEEEE

@maryam.m 4 ай бұрын

1:21 Since Dogen has a family, he's really just throwing shade on his audience, isn't he? 😅

@kyoko167 4 ай бұрын

the last one was a cherry on top😂

@SphereBoxCube 4 ай бұрын

1:44 this hurt my soul

@マックスslimeslugger 4 ай бұрын

this is why china number one i suppose

@JustClaude13 4 ай бұрын

Since people hit by a truck are always reborn in another world, how do you now they aren't reborn? You might study the issue. I hear that in Tokyo there's a Restaurant to Another World. You could ask if they've ever heard anything about that.

@waterflame321 4 ай бұрын

Where do I go for rent-a-dogen?

@kartman8880 4 ай бұрын

Dodge rolls really got me lol

@左盛みたき 4 ай бұрын

昨日、すたみな太郎でdogenさんご家族と遭遇する夢を見ました一人でサラダを皿に盛るdogenさんには哀愁がありました

@左盛みたき 4 ай бұрын

私は彼に「Kevin」と呼びかけましたその時僕たちは、壁の向こうの風船を割るためにトランプを投げました

@左盛みたき 4 ай бұрын

そして目が覚め、僕は４回吐きました

@RanyaKato 3 ай бұрын

YOU DIDN'T FIND ANY POKEMON?!?!?!?! Man that IS a dissappointment.

@serflord 4 ай бұрын

For some reason, 2:01 ちょ待って、スピア？？ (Wait, Beedrill?) was my favorite part 🤣

@neilrischl9569 3 ай бұрын

I was lost until he started talking about dodge roll 🤣

@Manganra7 4 ай бұрын

Now I want the tea on the girl from the couple. 😂

@菱木ケンジ 4 ай бұрын

豪ｽﾄﾘｱのミッテラン総書記(元外相) が当選したらやって頂いて構いませんＷＷわかってるつもりNO 紛らせてるつもりKNOW

@DensetsuVII 4 ай бұрын

1:20 to be fair Dogen, it's not 2030. YET.

@AZ_The_Dude 4 ай бұрын

Nani? That's about the extent of my knowledge on Japanese.

@KaizuTogen 4 ай бұрын

i dont get the couple story... am i that dense? someone explain please!

@SisterSunny 4 ай бұрын

'go to america--you'll get rich!' '...no.' genuinely what it feels like studying urbanism in the UK and purposefully refusing to move to the US, even if I could make 3x more

@rachelledellavecchia4951 4 ай бұрын

Yeah totally disappointed that being isakaied isn't a real thing. I first discovered this trope reading translated Korean Manhua. It seems to been an Asia wide trope now but Japan is the one who made Truck-kun famous.