22 Short Edits About Steamed Hams

[@JvanEdits]

To those of you who liked the steamed hams edits, I reuploaded all of them in one single video, I didn't want to disappoint you by simply deleting everything to please KZbin, but I couldn't just let them take all the revenue that I made for them and myself with this channel. I’ve been monetized for a long time, it's not my main source of income but it sure helps a lot, considering the circumstances I live in. So, I deleted them from this channel to “fix” the “reused” content issue they’ve hit me with, reapplied, but it was all to no avail. They still decided to screw up with my content. Thanks for understanding, I still plan on making different videos related to Simpsons edits, and also different animations with my own take and artstyle soon.

[@ethansanchez1078]

No, thank you, my friend

[@Larsgman]

Hoping things turn around for you Jvan. I know YT sucks total donkey nuts with the way they dole out their restrictions because it’s completely stupid and arbitrary. May God bless you with health and prosperity Jvan.

[@diegocosta493]

Thank you for all your amazing work and I hope everything goes alright

[@vittoriof.8088]

Thanks Juan. May your ham be steamed.

[@MultiRock888]

Is this the end of Steamed Hams? If so, then well Jvan you're an odd fellow but I must say... you steam a good ham.

[@foolofdaggers7555]

The medication Chalmers takes at 16:54 (and several more times throughout that edit) is a blue and white capsule with ITI-007 42 mg printed on the white side. I’ve decided to take one for the team and look it up. It’s an antipsychotic with the generic name of lumateperone, sold under the brand name Caplyta. It’s classified as an atypical antipsychotic, and is approved to treat schizophrenia and bipolar disorder in adults.

[@Trainboyz1.]

So chalmers has schizophrenia and/or bipolar

[@Halberds8122]

"Chalmers is just a burning memory"

[@ColorMen101]

@@Halberds8122”Chalmers is just a burning”

[@Popcoolman123]

With the 3rd one, the whole,”patented skinner burgers, old family recipe!” Line gets a whole new meaning

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

Old family member recipe!

[@vincere4591]

Type of shit you’d see in some niche indie horror game

[@networkofneurons]

Made thrice Bitten twice Ate once

[@andtails]

"Oh ye gods, KZbin ruined my channel! But what if I compile all my steamed hams edits into one video? Oh ho hoo, delightfully devilish, Jvan!"

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

JVANNNNNN!

[@JPS310Studio]

Why the Smoking your House, Jvan?

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

@@JPS310Studio Uh it's not Steamed Hams, it's a Rudolph compilation! KZbin: a Rudolph compilation! At this time of year! At this time of day, localised entirely on your channel

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

@@JPS310Studio BY THE NORTH POLE! WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE!

[@JPS310Studio]

Can I see it, Jvan

[@xZippy]

"It's poop." Like that answer makes anything sound better.

[@PikminBak]

I love how the second one doesn't at all adjust the camera to account for Chalmers being short.

[@JongleurJ10]

'Why is Moe coming out of your oven?" 10/10 for being unexpected!

[@TheGerkuman]

"I thought we were having Moe..."

[@tv-hl1dm]

Where is this

[@oconnorwilliam01]

​@@tv-hl1dm2:31

[@Som5thing2487]

@@tv-hl1dmSeymour’s kitchen in Springfield

[@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869]

Well now it’s not

[@joelofjudah9144]

Steamed hams? Localized entirely within one video?

[@breeeegs]

KZbin: May I ruin it?

[@hawkeye5955]

​@@breeeegs: KZbin viewers: "No."

[@jendouglas9781]

Imagine you're at a restaurant, waiting for your food, and a person orders a bunch of burgers because he burned his dinner, and after he leaves, you just see his house catch on fire.

[@Bloodletter8]

I like the way Chalmers walks into Skinner's kitchen and yells at him for having fun with a woman. Like, dude you broke into my house just to yell at me? It's none of your business what kind of delightfully devilish shit I'm doing in here.

[@boooster101]

Her name was Aurora. Aurora Borealis.

[@Kyumifun]

​@@boooster101 a- AURORA BOREALIS!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely on your lap!?

[@sheevhernandez3869]

Fr like let my guy smash the girl he needs it

[@person-qc8kr]

​@@Kyumifunyes.

[@marekmadek1793]

May I see her?

[@renaisnisbett]

Steamed Hams, but reversed. Reversed as in Chalmers meets Skinner at Krusty Burger for the luncheon and the Krusty burgers are ruined. Skinner then proceeds to run to his house for the "burgers" which is actually the steamed hams (i.e. already prepared from the previous day and quickly heated in the microwave, as to not give Chalmers any suspicion when he returns).

[@sheevhernandez3869]

Good idea actually 🗣️

[@Snakeythepuppet]

Yeah!😊

[@CanalMix69]

So you call them Krusty Burgers despite the fact they're obviously steamed hams?

[@Gojosenseisolos]

​@@CanalMix69yes, it's a regional dialect.

[@CannibalCake]

"good lord what a ham" is amazing

[@WanderOverYonderFan16]

#6 is truly the perfect ending for Steamed Hams. It took 5 years for everything in this unforgettable luncheon to go right, and it finally did.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

9:48 Chalmers is a beast, ripping out pieces of it with his hand.

[@dillpickle06]

Yeah, I can sit through 40 minutes of Steamed hams between doing my exams.

[@Agent_Double_0_4]

I was not prepared for the first one

[@idontdovarioustasks]

For an unforgettable luncheon?

[@Brendanowl]

That luncheon was certainly unforgettable...

[@XianjinSalvahan]

Me too bro

[@AUTOCARR0T]

9:59 The random "Seymour" was hilarious for no reason.

[@matthewisguy7336]

I love the edits that make skinner just not respond. 😂

[@tankmaster6062]

29:43 mins in is an amazing little detail where a famous editing mistake shown 4 burgers, they both ate one but a burger gone missing and this cleaver and subtle detail of one falling off i thinks pretty amazing and a great attention to detail

[@Mai-Gninwod]

The dude going OHH! at the steamed hams movie really gets me chucklin

[@JvanEdits]

He was all in for it 😂

[@rome8180]

I think my favorite was the one where he remembered to turn off the oven. I especially like the part at 15:35 where he stares out the window in appreciation of the beauty of nature. I like how Chalmers "catches him" but then seems to understand that Skinner deserves this moment of peace and leaves him alone. Just a nice touching moment.

[@justanotherguy1122]

In #8, the objects floating in the air made it feel more like Chalmers was actually a spectral entity that only Skinner could see.

[@breeeegs]

14:09: Chalmers has been dead for 15 years and Skinner has gone crazy trying to cope with the loss

[@RogerVers1]

nah he is a ghost

[@R3TR0--93]

21:20 skinner escapes through the window but uses the back door to get back in the kitchen which he clearly didn't use the door in the first place

[@beepthemeep12]

Same at 6:44-7:01

[@sirhscorpio]

whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it

[@ginyutiki]

Great editing skills on all of these. I really liked the one where they eat the roast and just have a normal luncheon and conversation. That one was wholesome.

[@The_Everything_man]

9:17 An isometric exercise is one where you stay still, so Skinner obviously got his information from Twitter.

[@supershygamergirl2653]

Eh.... ya know...... one thing I sh.........'scuse me for 1 second.

[@Kjamesm09]

9:40 “GOOD LORD, WHAT A HAM!”

[@Superkuh2]

I still come back to this every once in a while to bath myself in the glory that is "POV: You're in the Backseat of the Fire Engine | Steamed Hams #20".

[@Warp_Portal]

Yes, and you call it "22 Short Edits About Steamed Hams" despite it obviously being an ad for Krusty Burger

[@JvanEdits]

Krusty Burger is my sponsor

[@MiniKodjo]

liver and onions is just a masterpiece

[@TtEL]

I like how some of them layer over each other, like #17 and #19 layering over #16

[@Pigness7]

patented skinner burgers old family recipit has a completely different meaning in that third edit

[@gmugrumbach]

Jvan, you're an odd fellow, but you compile a good Steamed Ham edit.

[@Michi_Exiled]

The steamed hams saga shall live on ✊

[@violentvincentplus]

Liver and onions

[@RowanAldridge]

The "editing mistake" part in the lemons one is so good. Gets me every time

[@andyghkfilm2287]

2:37 “Patented skinner burgers-old family recipe!” They’re made of your mom!!

[@Max_The_Flower]

Wow, props to you for actually making exactly 22 short films about steamed hams. Also there should be chapters for each individual film.

[@lunoxis8371]

After watching 100 or so edits of steamed hams, seeing the tiny eye edits at #16 unnerved me to hell and back again.

[@cheeseyleaves]

20:24 This is my favorite one. I dunno why exactly

[@FizzyFang]

I love how the fourth and fifth ones show you that there’s a door next to the window, and he never had to -jump out of the window- stretch his calves on the windowsill

[@mistashadow]

32:03 _He knows what you're doing._

[@swempytimes]

I think I've broken down Steamed Hams into three categories 0. Base Story: the story of steamed hams that we all know and love 1. Perspective: seeing the same story of steamed hams but from a different viewpoint. (Exp: from the krusty burger, from the fire truck, from Seymour's mother) 2. Alternative Tell: telling the same basic story of steamed hams yet changing the way that it's told. (Exp: musical parody, lines from other shows, different animators, recited from memory) 3. Significant Shift: taking the content from steamed hams and telling a completely different story. (Exp: Seymour is crazy, everything goes fine, etc.) People have been making edits to this small scene for years now and it still doesn't really show signs of stopping anytime soon. Truly, this was an unforgettable luncheon. 🫶

[@strangefishman7635]

2:31 skinner's reaction absolutely destroyed me 😭😭

[@BasicallyCalebYT]

2:07 “oh egads, my ✨mother✨ is ruined!”

[@averagedingus]

9:50 horrified by the idea that chalmers just took an HUGE PIECE of roast ham and ate it

[@an0rmalname179]

Ah, soo many unforgettable Luncheons.

[@Glasgowphilosopher]

"They're Aware of You" was brilliantly subtle.

[@theelitecreeper581]

Every single one after is edited similarly

[@simon_fox_youtube]

Lol I sorta missed the difference in that one

[@justanotherboringaccountin832]

Imagine walking down the street and there is just a half naked guy ringing someones doorbell

[@YaboiJames5_Music]

23:33 nobody: my ADHD brain at 3 a.m. for no reason when I'm trying to sleep

[@TheRealNormanBates]

I really liked the POV at Krusty Burger. I like seeing it played from the outside. And the Oven POV? Crazy, man! 26:10 such a simple edit, yet so effective. I like it when 27:45 Chalmers shows the burger to _us._

[@Thi-kc4gq]

It's incredible to see Chalmers look at the viewer to express his indignation.

[@cadespaulding3837]

“Old family recipe” technically he’s not wrong. (The third one for context)

[@GodKingReiss]

“In fact, that was part of the old family!”

[@opalyasu7159]

30:22 also I love how the thunder is timed with the music

[@RebelRenegade76]

Glad to see the saga still around, glad to know they weren’t entirely scrapped!

[@sarysa]

Missed opportunity: Ending with the "turns off oven" one.

[@mateo_632]

TIME STAMPS 0:01 Steamed Hams But Chalmers Arrives in an inconvenient Time 1:01 Steamed Hams But Chalmers Is Tiny 1:47 Steamed Hams But Seymour Kills his Mother And Cooks her 3:15 Steamed Hams But The Perspective Its back to the Krusty Burger 5:49 POV: You Are Watching Steamed Hams In Krusty Burger *MOST WATCHED STEAMED HAMS VIDEO THAT I REMEMBER* 8:42 Steamed Hams But The Roast Was Not Ruined 10:12 Steamed Hams But The Perspective Its in The Roast *This Video Had Some different Titles that I remember* 12:48 Steamed Hams But Chalmers Is Just a Burning Memory || But Chalmers Is a Friendly Ghost || But Chalmers Is invisible 15:11 Steamed Hams But Seymour Turned Off The Oven * THIS IS STILL IN PROGRESS *

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

thank you brother

[@mateo_632]

Yes, its still in progress for now, im still making this

[@JvanEdits]

it's in the description too, idk why it isnt showing in "chapters"

[@mateo_632]

@@JvanEdits oh ok

[@OKobern]

@@JvanEdits I believe it may be because you put a period after each timestamp in the description

[@alexxx4434]

Started with an absolute banger, I see.

[@expiredwater4118]

3:14 - 5:48 Someone needs to file a noise complaint.

[@J_SuperProGamer]

The first edit is WIILLD 😭😭🙏

[@music-channel69]

You know, KZbin is just seething how they can get you for this. Never stop being awesome.

[@shakezula3316]

The ambulance replacing the fire truck is the best thing ever

[@jaypham3393]

Holy crap I didn’t think Liver and Onions wasn’t that funny at first but at the end I was dying 😂

[@TheStickCollector]

I was hoping I would actually see skinner run around to the back of the krusty burger. I guess that is something I can do if i want to learn editing.

[@BluCoolKnux]

Theory: The “evil entity” in Steamed Hams #18 is the ghost of Agnes Skinner, who passed away long before the day of the luncheon. Some of her last words that Seymour recalls are “I’m sick of this house and I’m sick of you!” Supposedly, Steamed Hams #3 takes place in the same universe. On that day, Seymour had finally snapped from all of the mistreatment from his own mother, Agnes, which was what led him to murder her in the first place. If this is the case, then this may be why Seymour and Chalmers burn alive with no chance to evacuate from the burning house in the end-Agnes is getting her revenge on Seymour for murdering her long ago. Not even Chalmers was spared. But, who can really say, for that’s all a theory… *A Film Theory.* (We’ll miss you, MatPat.)

[@closethockeyfan5284]

Jvan: "Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all; I'm pooped." KZbin: "Yes, your videos should be--GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?" Jvan: "A megacut analysis." KZbin: "A megacut 'analysis,' at this time of year, at this time of day, uploaded entirely within your channel." Jvan: "... Yes!" KZbin: "... May I see it?" Jvan: "... Yes!"

[@neondennon]

Gonna miss the old comments on these, but it’s fun to marathon these. Most of an hours worth of time, that’s kickass dude.

[@FitzgeraldFanatic]

Television ads: normal Mobile ads: 0:11

[@albireo2990]

A few of them are connected, like the cashier one and the phone one 😂

[@This_handle]

10:00 Grandma: “SEYMOUR!” Also grandma: **Doesn’t respond with is the sign of death** Seymour: does it look like I care

[@long_strong8843]

That #7 edit where we see the oven is actually pretty accurate and realistic ngl

[@TBoneTony]

The first one was a crazy dance party. Loved each 22 edits

[@Brendanowl]

Yeah, just a regular dance party........

[@BNGDummy_Playz54]

Yo 16:32 chalmers makes one hell of a face from those lemons

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

9:50 Watching them get to finally enjoy their unforgettable luncheon is so heartwarming

[@drbrandoni4563]

6:45 Seymour Skinner Runs at You

[@MattnessLP]

I just love the subtle looks into the camera during the "Bad Film Production" sequence xD

[@jeepmega629]

Steamed Hams still lives on in 2023!

[@default4741]

ok but short chalmers is something i never knew i needed lul

[@tatsumi2358]

2:54 "Old family recipe" hits different with this one

[@Zenlore6499]

The two of them spiking the camera is killing me! It’s so damn good!! 🤣

[@stephaniegenso]

20:25 I love how you can see the streaming POV

[@brokkrep]

Another great masterpiece! Reminds me of these cereal boxes, where many small boxes of various cereals were included.

[@jethrobradley7850]

Love the attention to detail. As Steamed Hams But videos go, this deserves more views!

[@immortalsun]

‘Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe’ has a different meaning now.

[@that_one_shiny_eevee]

oh god

[@mattmin45]

Steamed Hams : The Movie

[@leociresi4292]

Who’s the hot chick?

[@OmeroPerez]

Man, I was TRYING to palate cleanse from Silent Hill!

[@Zonefire15]

The Evil Entity one was terrifying!

[@Thewarden2070]

This is actually super well made wtf?

[@bryonytickle5167]

"i thought we were having Moe." 😭😭😂

[@dkbmaestrorules]

31:36 not only is it being illegally recorded, the projectionist also fucked up and loaded the film back to front...

[@coledavidson5630]

11:10 this one is simple but really well made

[@LvkeNineT8]

for #8 i was expecting Chalmer’s vocals to also be gone

[@PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006]

Thank you so much for reuploading all of these Steamed Hams edits 😊

[@beenjamminbunny9977]

2:54 giving new meaning to patented Skinner burgers

[@FNAFNicky]

31:37 Steamed Hams but it's the Big Bang Theory.

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

03:04 Chalmers’ a delightful fella’ Sorry ‘bout that salmonella

[@MightyMike1489]

30:06 it is raining despite the fact there are obviously no clouds

[@SapphireHeartTippy]

The "Bad film production one" made me laugh way more than i should have

[@Seven71987]

I like what you did to the title being named after the episode the skit comes from which is 22 Short Films about Springfield because you brought 22 different versions of the same skit.

[@Spitboy01-yt6od]

Also known as “22 short ytps of steam hams”

[@Henry_The_Stick]

"No no, it was just an editing mistake!" Even Seymour acknowledged it.

[@opalyasu7159]

6:44 I just realized you're watching a livestream of the steamed hams video