244 | Boys when they receive a compliment

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[@rjsavvy760]

*forgets stuff and is about to fail exam* Brain: hey, remember when that girl complimented you back in 4th grade?

[@caleb0keefe14]

Humanity restored

[@ToastGamingNCrew]

"Yeah, yeah I do. I can fail the exam, this memory will keep me happy while my world falls apart with my parents screaming at me for getting a 0"

[@nujababe]

you guys get compliments????? ig i didn’t update that driver bruh

[@kayakoto25]

Then u started getting answers for the exam

[@robertmcdowell6084]

@Qrulfzkvsxpeysgguzjc I'm happy for you

[@carloscrispens4816]

Her: "makes a compliment" My brain: "scanning sarcasm, running lie detection software, double check if im on sleep mode."

[@ruggs0_037]

@Riz Rhymer this totally didnt happen to you........right?

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@ruggs0_037 it's not descriptive enough to be an irl thing

[@christopheredwards9904]

@Riz Rhymer if it was me I'd just say "thanks, [insert compliment here]" if they keep it up after that they either want something or are flirting, but if they say "[insert thank you here]." Back and walk away, they're just Samaritans who think I needed a little sweet with the salty day.

[@ThatFuckinGame]

Yeah. I literally have my sarcasm detector activated. Like it's hard for me to believe it's a genuine compliment. Guess I'm too cynical by this point to believe in those surprises lmao

[@draco5991rep]

I was once complimented for my dancing by a girl in the club ... I was like 'is she making fun of me, did she loose a bet with her friends and is forced to say it to me ?' I was just confused as heck and I am still quite sure that it was either sarcastic, or a lie. Good things don't happen to me, that is what life had taught me. When I was in school I only got complimented to play with my feelings and to crush my selfesteem. Ah yes, school, you just have to love it. Getting beaten up, ridiculed and emotinaly abused. I always laugh when I hear older folks say schooltime is the best time of your life :'D

[@nailstrabbit4895]

anyone: *does something kind for me* me: ah, yes. The negotiator

[@linyker2436]

your profile picture makes your comment even better

[@PlaatPizzaPlaat_TV]

There are 2 star wars fans among us

[@Bananenbrot99]

@@PlaatPizzaPlaat_TV I think nailstrabbit is a sith lord

[@alejandrovleeschouwer4005]

general kenobii

[@emppudud5692]

@@PlaatPizzaPlaat_TV *AMONG*

[@Wkysniypryanik]

For entire life boys recieve only 2 compliments: "what a beautiful boy was born!" and "He was a good person..."

[@greyghost2492]

joke's on you, cuz no one's gonna be at my funeral

[@snowecaddel9454]

Aw that’s so sad :( It’s not something to be normalized…

[@pyrotechie878]

normally grandmothers would also give compliments but both of mine died before I could see them : /

[@Wkysniypryanik]

@@pyrotechie878 damn, that's sad, you will never have a feeling when grandma gives you some money

[@DeepdelverRamen]

@wellingtoncasseltonproductions the "joke's on you, cuz no one's gonna be at my funeral" was clearly sarcastic 💀💀

[@KhalilEats]

Lmao exactly!

[@Justkoto]

Since nobody has replied to your comment I will just so you can see that you got likes

[@castrokienko8407]

@@Justkoto ok

[@KhalilEats]

@@Justkoto you’re a real one 😅🙏🏾

[@lucmacenriquez9678]

@@KhalilEats gg you got 1k

[@lucmacenriquez9678]

@@Justkoto you're the real one

[@BobGymlan]

Anakin: “LIAR!”

[@diobrando3671]

Indeed

[@officialturkeybuisness6272]

@@diobrando3671 ha

[@jiffy1002]

@@diobrando3671 he’s no good to me dead sir

[@bees8390]

it's all fun and games til bob gymlan appears on the telepurte video

[@Charle_Z]

Bob?! I never thought I’d see you here!!

[@JunyIsHere]

oh god it hurts

[@rowbot5555]

So much

[@pulledpork_revolving_doors]

lol

[@simplyz3964]

The pain is truly phenomenal.

[@mgr1458]

Immensely

[@LionAzul]

augh

[@billykid.935]

Y’all notice its alone on the permanent memories shelf.

[@Drip_Wooper]

both alone and still in permanent confusion

[@realdragon]

My permanent memories are mostly sad stuff

[@Bad_Gazpacho]

​@@realdragonThat's usually how it goes.

[@conradolosada7835]

relatable

[@irgendeinname9256]

Bro already has dimentia

[@brandonszczech6516]

3rd one: is this some sick game she's playing

[@Asphyx12]

4th one: shit am i that good?

[@ScribblesMutt]

@@Asphyx12 5th one: oh shit shes pitying me

[@monwyatt7000]

6th one: probably She's in a bet and won for doing the dare to talk to the weirdo shit head

[@Asphyx12]

@@monwyatt7000 quick edit your sentence so we can be a chain

[@monwyatt7000]

@@Asphyx12 done lmao

[@visualbinder]

“Hey nice hat!” Current mission -survive-

[@canadaisntreal]

hissssssssssssssssss

[@Lofi_Narrated]

Sad throwbacks to halo reach

[@ReallyRealFGC]

survive

[@pix3188]

"Uh thanks! I bought it from my favourite store just now!" Where does the conversation go from this...

[@mstrs2897]

*metal gear music plays*

[@charlesroberson1387]

I remember every single compliment I’ve ever gotten, who gave them to me, when they did, and where I was, and why. Not because I’m vain, but a freezing man must make the most of the heat from a few matches.

[@bluesummers5051]

Lol I didn’t realize how my brain unconsciously preserved every memory of a girl complimenting me and with such vivid detail, as if it happened yesterday. It rarely it happens, but when it does, oh sweet baby jesus, what a marvelous feeling.

[@noobslayer6915]

@@bluesummers5051 Well I mean it's not that suprising. Women more than men crave attention and compliments. Women crave them because they're used to it and if they stop coming then there must be something wrong....plus it makes her feel good. Men crave them because we rarely get it, and it makes us feel good as well. So a women would enjoy it, but forget it. Men enjoy it and tend to hold that memory longer. (Ofcourse the time and how much they enjoy it depends on the person as well.)

[@subzeroma6621]

That’s cool I really can’t remember that much of any compliment I have been given I think the only compliment I had was that I was a kind person(I’m really not)

[@yisuselchido4926]

i do also remembrer almost every single one, it gives me such a glod feeling remembering them

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Damn, I'm 18, and I don't think I've never been complimented by any girls. To be fair, that would require some ammount of social interactions rather than trying as hard as possible to fade into the background.

[@GolfcuBebe]

Girl: Gives a compliment that she will probably forget in a week. Boy: *Archived till death.*

[@Люциус]

She'll forget about it in 2 days if she's not in love with you

[@Impositivelygay]

As an afab thats not accurate I never got compliments, only remarks about how i remind them of samara or something.

[@Люциус]

​@@Impositivelygay So, what's not accurate here? I didn't get it

[@Impositivelygay]

@@Люциус that women dont get compliments

[@Люциус]

@@Impositivelygay Uh, ok, thought here was "girls gives") But yeah, girls don't receive a lot of compliments too and it's as nice for them to hear it as boys, especially genuine and good compliments

[@datboi1971]

“I like your shoes” Me: I gotta make sure these shits stay clean

[@ek5160]

Ok

[@MrBruhMan1746]

So dang relatable 😂

[@robintsw]

Lmfaoo

[@ardzie_gaming]

Thousandth like

[@Dr_Monitor]

At that point I just buy a new pair and frame the shoes I was wearing that day.

[@easynametopronounce9533]

Girl: Gives compliment. Me: *Analyzes the first letter of each word to get the secret code to save this hostage*

[@DarkRemarkk]

i think i did that once

[@captaintsubasa7430]

Just Best Friends Forever?

[@zectalyx930]

Underrated

[@greenwingdragon89]

Mission failed we’ll get em next time

[@His_scars]

🤣

[@insanikm.b.8964]

Her: says anything remotely resembling a complement Me: Alright where are the cameras

[@KyonSOSBrigad3]

Yes

[@zZiL341yRj736]

Not sure if flirting or friendly.

[@eggscalaber7203]

dang

[@mivhou]

“Is this for youtube?”

[@kantokuu]

@@dajalbq i dont get it...

[@goofybiach]

I once rejected a girl unknowingly and her friends hated me after and all she said to me was "do you like movies" and i said no and apparently that was asking me out like bru i thought she was just asking me if i liked movies in general not asking me out to the movies, anyways i feel so bad for making her cry so hard

[@kolanmur4023]

of she cried hard only cause of this, then I don't thing she would be a nice girlfriend

[@goofybiach]

@@kolanmur4023 nah she's a nice girl I know her but I didn't know she was asking me out of I had known I would of taken the opportunity

[@billBingiS]

@@goofybiachhow long ago was this

[@goofybiach]

@@billBingiS maybe like 2 or 3 months ago

[@FilipinoNoob69420]

​@@goofybiach dayum, didnt know it wasnt so far in the past

[@indiomie]

*gets complimented Me: you could just bully me directly, no need to go such a roundabout route.

[@moyolefika]

Damn this hit home

[@clad_in_metal]

😂👍🏼

[@NotGay]

Is this like a personal attack or something?

[@excuseme5086]

Same tho, I literally just looked at a mirror, man stop playing.

[@hepatitisf7495]

Me except I knew the person was bullying me

[@nekomajinc335]

Girl: Shows me common human decency. My brain: Is she genuinely being kind, or trying to win a bet...?

[@BikeShorts69]

Now this is something RELATABLE!!!!!!

[@Aivottaja]

This.

[@horsenuggets1018]

“Trying to win a bet” Ah a fellow victim

[@deadraven355]

I had a girl pull the "its a dare" defense when she said she liked me and i said i might be interested because i didn't know who it was who said it

[@Arn._.]

Had a girl be nice to me to win a bet in 8th grade. Apparently that stuck with me more than I thought because I don't handle people being nice to me very well, and that was 15 years ago.

[@Legion69420]

Girls: "hey you're not bad" Boys: "A new core memory!"

[@artbyaerin]

Lol

[@crazy_teacup]

Wait is this a reference to something ? Sounds kinda familiar...

[@hiSweetCorn]

@@crazy_teacup Inside Out

[@crazy_teacup]

@@hiSweetCorn Ah yes that one ! Haven't watched it in ages. Thanks bro 👍

[@PianoMastR64]

@@crazy_teacup Makes me cry every time. No joke

[@KillerBYTE367]

most men receive their first bouquet at their funeral

[@dyno8322]

Underrated comment

[@TruckerReviewed]

Flowers are a waste of money anyways. Send that money to St Judes children's hospital instead

[@lowkey_nugg3t]

@@TruckerReviewed u look like this 🤡

[@carloshenreque25]

Identifiable

[@_Executor_]

We men should make a holiday where the girlfriend or wife brings something for their man. I bet this would make every man happy around the world

[@kecukraftwork1988]

Girl: compliments boy. Boy: "it's time to go full Schrödinger's Cat on this one."

[@denlomoe9406]

what

[@castor2880]

@@denlomoe9406 Don't you know about Schrödinger's Cat?

[@denlomoe9406]

@@castor2880 no why should i

[@december9838]

@@denlomoe9406 lol idk thats like one of the most famous thought experiment evet

[@castor2880]

@@denlomoe9406 No reason in particular, it's just interesting.

[@Laurynchrp]

* not me trying to turn up the volume*

[@nanuk1334]

Brother this guy is *SUS*

[@Jimmy_Jones]

I am too smart. It did make we think for a second about turning it up though.

[@unknown69801]

* not me either*

[@jane_wants_to_feel]

@@Jimmy_Jones yes yes so smart /s

[@thatman69]

not me imagining their voices in my head

[@asmallguy6124]

Girl: *compliments out of nowhere* Left Brain: "Right Brain, you alright?" right brain: "i looked forward in time, to view alternate futures, to see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict" Left Brain: "How many did you see?" right brain: "14,000,605" Left Brain: "How many did we win?" right brain: "zero..."

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Yes. Just yes.

[@willbessent]

Too real.🖕🏽

[@hannahbg1852]

@@willbessent You do realize that's the middle finger and not pointing, right?

[@schottkydiode7507]

Yes, this is actually too accurate Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@asmallguy6124]

@@hannahbg1852 prolly got too hurt is his point lmao. i feel that ngl

[@ApeiriophobicGD]

Some random girl: *gives compliment* My small ass brain: *breaks down from kindness overload*

[@ar5611]

Must-be-prank-SYSTEM ERROR

[@joesplace2960]

You two are funny. Have fun with that overload. 😊

[@taylord1558]

I mean every time I give a genuine compliment to a man they give the biggest smile back 😁

[@jreynosoxtrm2004]

that would be the same for me lol

[@VoidAolq]

Heart starts beating fast-dies

[@eiko1]

"She's probably just being friendly" She's flirting. "She probably flirting" She's just being friendly. Whatever the case, we will cherish the moment forever.

[@eiko1]

@MATTHIAS BRUNTRAGER It's a feeling of warmth

[@thechugg4372]

@MATTHIAS BRUNTRAGER My parents never compliment me so any compliment feels great.

[@rexroselo5060]

Such a sad existence we have

[@aszter2806]

Thats adorable ಥ‿ಥ

[@drav1ty895]

Ye my crush gave me food where she a has a bite on it also shee feed it on me blessed day ever it has been 2 or 1 year ever since that happnd wont forget it

[@celestialcephalopod4331]

That’s not all. There’s a third possibility: *Making fun of you* It also goes into permanent memories.

[@sanchitory]

You good bro?

[@davidenorbedo5555]

Noice

[@halukan9728]

@@sanchitory my guess is no, and i think every guy who clicked on this Video was at the point that some kind of bitch was making fun of you, and even when i don´t know oc he is most likely really happy to hear about your concern. so anyway have a nice day sir!

[@sanchitory]

@@halukan9728thank you, I will. You also have a very nice day good sir.

[@BK-201Li]

Happens often to me

[@AxerOne0001]

I can’t express how much I relate to this

[@cemasilkanli3353]

same bro

[@Scarlet_Skel]

This is S O true

[@scaurus9413]

I'll just like this comment instead of saying the exact same

[@vimetherandom]

i cant, never got one :(

[@markkrousos5011]

All of us buddy.

[@imerisuchan]

Me as an autistic girl not understanding social rules or orders and just wanting to be actually nice to people I feel really sad right now for all the guys. I always do compliment them not looking for anything specifically because I like to express my feelings and I feel a lot of love for the greatest of every person. So boys, I'm really sorry to all of you, remember that all of you have something really amazing in yourselves and if you think it's not then you still might need to discover it, you don't need to be complimented by any girl to know you have your own value. Just for the simple fact of watching this video makes me already think that you are really thoughtful people and that's why you find this kind of struggles. Feminist will probably burn me for this statement but without thoughtfull and introspective men we wouldn't have the privilege and society that we have nowadays, so please chins up. ❤ P.D: I'll keep genuinely say true compliments to everyone I meet regardless of their gender, come up with me nice ladies.

[@KerianRegis]

Thank you.

[@nikoclaremont2037]

Uh, without ppl who believe in equality like the feminists you would not be where you are today. Go read a book or sth, read Bell hooks the will to change of you want to know what feminism actually is, pls. We're just normal ppl who want equality and believe everyone deserves to recieve compliments. Feminism is not misandry. It's just recognizing that we live in a society that demonizes everything that has to do with women or things associated with women which will also hurt men bc everything men do that is not manly enough is demonized.

[@EsvarzaV]

Thank you.

[@awlow052]

That's really kind of you, thanks a lot

[@sev1011]

The permanent memories bit hits hard

[@DarkRaptor666]

For real.

[@levan67]

it truly does

[@jotarogoosjo.1582]

That's because it's the most true thing you have ever seen.

[@waffles9733]

My shelf is still empty

[@shadowmaster902]

Harder than my dad...

[@elrigasa9265]

Someone: ‘compliments me’ Me: “Why would someone even compliment me in the first place?”

[@naufui]

cuz that paimon pfp is adorable

[@someone-iv2nt]

Nice pfp

[@dangpulverizer2011]

Same

[@uncreated616]

Please, be more confident in yourself, I’m sure you are worth it! Also insecurity is the first step to become a simp, you don’t want that, do you?

[@ognjenraickovic1126]

@@uncreated616so majority of males are simps?

[@piggywanttodie8413]

Everyone's talking about how relatable this is, and I'm just here like "Y'all are getting compliments?"

[@McHeisenburger]

You beautiful homie.

[@teo8273]

Usually not. That’s why we don’t forget them 😂😂

[@noonaaa6489]

Lol

[@noonaaa6489]

@@McHeisenburger aweee

[@cuquat7225]

@@McHeisenburger aww

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

“Girls” after receiving hundreds of compliments about their looks & personality: forgets it all “Boys” receiving a single complement 5 years ago: a new core memory

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

@@SuspiciousTemmie that’s why I added “quotation marks”

[@Loroths]

Last time a girl I wasn't in a relationship with complimented me was 7 years ago. 12th April. I remember where I was, what I was doing and the exact moment. The compliment? "You have a nice smile." Pretty sad I know.

[@explodingdonky770]

Temmie the point was that guys get a criminally low amount of compliments and cherish the ones they get. I don’t think it was an attack as much as it was an observation. That and bro was using hyperbole chill out.

[@LittleLunaXD]

🤦​@@SuspiciousTemmie

[@thecomedypilot5894]

@@SuspiciousTemmieNo, you’re mostly wrong. You girls are always being complimented on absolutely everything, you’re just used to it and it’s not special anymore. But us boys get nothing, one small compliment means the whole world to us.

[@satyman08]

the girl i like: "i like ur haircut, it suits you perfectly" me: "th-thanks i guess..." my brain: *The perfect memory to philosophize about for the next 15 years*

[@neocraftz1553]

maintains the same haircut permanently

[@daoistsaintmasterofthenasc6220]

@@neocraftz1553 then gets cussed by another female friend how derpy or unfashionable my hair looks ...

[@doragonzukibo]

@@neocraftz1553 I did that exact thing irl but with a hoodie, the first compliment I'd ever got was about how I looked good in the hoodie so I never stopped wearing it

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

*Echoes* what does it truly mean to have a good haircut

[@soaplewdsmatter]

@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 Heres a fun tip, if you have the same hair style, clothing, and everything about Jason Momoa you can get anyone you want.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

*slowly reaches for gun* “Who sent you?”

[@squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798]

"My heart 👉👈"

[@darksoles1305]

I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!!!

[@backcrow6770]

Underrated comment

[@_chew_]

@@darksoles1305 Woah dude, not even the Joker is that crazy...

[@havoc989]

In school I have the self defense scissors and the pencil, and you slowly back away as to not alert the threat

[@banbrotherhood]

I can literally list all of the compliments I've gotten over the 20 years I've been on this planet. That shit is unforgettable to me as a guy.

[@tobydavis499]

You came from Mars or something?

[@banbrotherhood]

@@tobydavis499 from Uranus

[@tobydavis499]

@@banbrotherhood can mar balls fit in you got em it’s too easy these days

[@banbrotherhood]

@@tobydavis499 ease these nuts in yo mouf, gottem rekt.

[@harishamdan9817]

Ah I see. You must be handsome

[@TheActualChilledGuy]

A girl once complimented me on a trip about how cool I was and how nice my cologne smelled... I genuinely was caught so off guard, I couldn't eat well for 3 days. XD

[@LouisDgm]

*closes book* "like that's ever gonna happen!"

[@ribriddler8114]

SomeBODY once told me...

[@Vortex-jc7fw]

The world is gonna roll me

[@man-rx6od]

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

[@kasyfi5546]

she was looking kind of dumb

[@grangergrang5843]

Grandma can complement

[@amazingturtle5075]

I used to work as a cashier at a theater about 5 years ago now. There was a girl who came up and ordered no flirting or anything and after she was done, she said “you have beautiful eyes by the way” and left. Never saw her again, couldn’t even tell you what she looked like now, but it still sticks with me. I started to wear colors that complement my eye color because of that

[@trentmclellan1037]

This comment should have way more likes

[@darkspace1350]

I hate it when I dont get the chance to say thanks...

[@ratermanu9362]

it's crazy how just a compliment sometimes can change someone's life

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

@@darkspace1350 I know right. A lot of the time when I get a nice compliment I’ll just lock up and not know what to say. Then I’ll feel awful cause I was too shy to even say thanks.

[@darkspace1350]

@@ottovonbearsmark8876 yeah I hate it when that happens

[@ordinaryguy5633]

Schrodinger's memory: you remember it differently every time you think about it

[@carlmoral7801]

So... If you remembered it differently did you really remember it?

[@teamholloway7865]

@@carlmoral7801 someone stop this guy.

[@ordinaryguy5633]

@@carlmoral7801 *vsauce theme intensifies

[@さいこじ]

@@carlmoral7801 stop this guy.

[@arin971]

@@ordinaryguy5633 Or do you?

[@teazthunder5598]

A girl in class once randomly complimented my singing voice. I have no idea whether she was being sarcastic or not, but that was years ago and I still remember it.

[@famlrnamemssng]

Same, random girl said I could sing like Frank Sinatra. I have just about the worst, crack-y, uncontrollable voice you've ever heard so I still don't know if she was being sarcastic or not

[@GoodOlJenkinsYT]

Gentlemen, I think I have some bad news...

[@RororinoRikakado]

Pretty girl said hi back to me and i still remember it like 2 years ago

[@nicolasripoll7974]

​@@RororinoRikakado I see this video is getting recommended to us at the same time

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

My sister's baddie friend told her "Your brother is cute" seven years ago. 😂

[@scottbecker4367]

"I like your shirt." *Looks around to see who she's talking to*

[@rakkelfrakkeldewd7386]

Me the other day

[@Sawcybui]

Brrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.........

[@swimmingdrop9557]

That one hurt my soul because of the relatability

[@_GTX1650]

this legit happened to me at least twice

[@ikmal63h17]

When pretty girl said I look handsome Me error 404 and said bwoah thanks

[@yamato4067]

a random girl: "gives me a compliment" my brain: "she's probably playing truth or dare and she got dared to tell me a compliment"

[@foxoxo4782]

if its any reassurance i have never met a girl who was dared by other girls to say something to a guy unless she had a crush on him and they were just trying to get her to make a move

[@igedewimbasastrawanariateja]

Same thing here

[@Angel0fJustice25]

😢

[@NYH_]

I was truth or dared like this last year said she was interested in me and shit and asked for my number walked away and i turn around and her friend whispers to her spoiler alert she failed horribly at whispering it. She said that she couldn’t believe she actually did the dare and then she never wanted to talk to me again lol 😎🤏🥲

[@AuroraTheGay]

ive had that but with them asking me out and i said yes after that they said it was a dare and just walked off it was not a great memory

[@theodoros_iosifidis]

Siblings: *kind out of nowhere* Me: They either want a favour or they fucked something up

[@dre5586]

They need me to do something or they broke something that’s mine

[@Yah_Neh254]

Every time bruh

[@Wooboocombo]

Lol ikr

[@hillwoop9101]

What are you doing step bro??

[@memroli5919]

or flirting

[@bivuroy5844]

Come on dude , She is just being friendly and definitely not flirting (Mortal , keep your expectations low , what if the above statements are correct )

[@bordergore7623]

'a third, purple ball appears' "She's being sarcastic"

[@galacticdragon45]

Underrated

[@Jd-ii3yb]

"She's lying"

[@kaleb.carvalho]

Underrated

[@alexeiharp7676]

Though we all know girls don't understand sarcasm

[@pestilencetheplague7646]

For me that’s usually the answer

[@Linterna001]

So basically, a girl's compliment is a particle in quantum superposition.

[@shithappens816]

Underrated comment lol

[@animator123cartoon4]

@Nicolas Gaston Lanternier Indeed.

[@caua737]

Schrodinger compliment

[@Sam_Wich]

vsauce reference?

[@toastcart8211]

Hmmm.

[@alexanderglassgames4170]

I like how in the 'permanent memories' part both possibilities coexist, like a question forever.

[@cam_machi]

It do be like that

[@redpandamurphy]

It's a Schrodinger's cat sort of situation.

[@chriswilliams4541]

That’s why you shoot your shot then you’ll know for sure

[@maxvictorino2766]

@@chriswilliams4541 fr you don’t ask, you don’t get.

[@Gaz66d]

But if if you ask and all you “get” is a slap; it becomes a sad permanent memory rather than an eternal “what if” and I’d sooner have the latter cos the dream of what could’ve been is sweeter than that handprint across your face

[@Oreninoo]

i ate a torilla with cheese (It was fire)

[@Operr_Omuc]

the most real comment here 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@imboredjohnson9193]

Truly beautiful

[@Flesh_Wizard]

ches burbger

[@LerzeProzac_]

i eat dirt

[@squareblade]

That's nothing I eat the mustache guy's body parts (I'm a cannibal

[@NorthOfEarthAlex]

Ten years later: "Oh god, she was flirting!" (She wasn't)

[@JJtoob]

It can go the other way too, thinking nothing of it, then discovering years later that she really liked you.

[@jacobwalters5130]

These thoughts still pleag my mind to this day.

[@syntax6788]

“I totally missed my chance!” (I didn’t)

[@ronn201]

"It was a power play against the other girl! The other girl liked me!" (Both did not like me.)

[@stratabegood]

@@JJtoob THIS

[@nairobi8056]

Guy: Gets compliment Also Guy: “You weren’t supposed to do that.”

[@houmaangholami1682]

But what if kakashi gives him a compliment?

[@alecLogan]

@@houmaangholami1682 Then it’s on sight (‘it’ being a complimentition, first and last of its kind)

[@UnorthodoxDegeneracy]

@@houmaangholami1682 lol

[@callmeb2050]

I though it was "don't do that , don't give me hope"

[@phantom_commando5296]

@@callmeb2050 what hope I have none all I see is darkness and static its great but lonely at times. (Mostly lonely) (okay very lonely) but it's all I see .🥲

[@CastledCard]

*5 years later out of nowhere* "Goddamnit she was flirting with me!"

[@MrMJmusicLover]

About the one that actually was trying to get your attention, but you took it as a mixed signal and let her slip right through your fingers.

[@hv9384]

LMAO

[@EyeGuy2766]

Nostalgiiaaaaa

[@ZMack888]

Been there, done that.

[@zealcross9880]

Lol

[@thepieguy7977]

You forgot the 3rd option, that being that they are lying and trying to bully you

[@sawyerswitzer]

as a human male, i can confirm the accuracy of this

[@generaljoe3447]

I, too, am a hairless simian of the male variety and I can, indeed, vouch for this confirmation that this individual is *not* mining data on Earth's defence systems.

[@PwettyPwincess69]

@Nicholas Brown As a another sampel of a male human i can confirm that you indeed have a similar genitalia as i do

[@mythqil3696]

as someone who doesn't use twitter, i can confirm the pinpoint shot of this

[@Meadiocracy]

As a human male I'm very suspicious of the previous commenters and have reason to doubt their humanity.

[@clairlele_]

as a human female, i am happy that some humans are confirming the accuracy of this

[@lmaopew]

Girl: i like your Jacket! 30 years later My kid: dad, why is this old ugly jacket mounted on our wall? Me: it's very Important to me, my child

[@Joshman601]

Haha nice 😂

[@Konxovar0]

assuming you have had sexual relations with a woman to have the child you're talking to, if the girl who complimented you and the child's mother are two different women, isn't it kinda weird you're hanging that jacket on the wall?

[@lmaopew]

@@Konxovar0 it's a great jacket! I love it! My wife loves it too!

[@galvsparks6295]

@@Konxovar0 It might be an adopted child though

[@user-mq1ng6sj7b]

@@Konxovar0 I don't agree. Considering the fact that they probably would have reacted this way regardless of the person, it's less of the individual person giving the compliment that makes people happy and more just the idea that they got one at all. It's basically just a reminder of a happy memory to put it simply

[@vino4763]

random girl: "hey you're pretty cute" my brain: "I'm cute!? No, impossible, maybe I just misheard that and she was actually telling her friend that has the letter "Q" as her name is pretty. Ah yes, I'll stick with that."

[@maxisdead2153]

This is extremely specific and not ironically it's happened to me, I'm scared.

[@cat9448]

No girl has ever called me cute, not even my mother or my grandmother.

[@samlowrider]

@@cat9448 You’re the kind of person that becomes a corrupt politician ngl XD

[@cloverateuwu3302]

@@samlowrider this result is oddly specific... how? 🤣

[@leginamon3984]

@@cat9448 One girl called me cute once. I drugged her beforehand...

[@TriforceLegacyOfficial]

If a girl was flirting with me, I'd be done.

[@Ellicodia8017]

​@Corrupted__User overthinking, sudden anxiety, nervousness, and doubts if there thoughts are right

[@SatriaEka33]

"Just being friendly" "Flirting" "A formality" "Deceptive trick" "Wrong person" "Pity" "What day was it again today?"

[@Fukou_Kudoku]

This is exactly how my brain works.

[@Lyrakrosis]

I mean...this is how my brain operates in general, compliment or conversation. And I'm a girl.

[@TimeCircleBlue]

Yep. There it is. My Brain. That Bastard.

[@anonymo_use5918]

Add is she trying to kill me to that and that's my brain XD

[@apex_blue]

Hotel trivago

[@RickPhoenix001]

Someone once said: "The average guy is so starved for positive attention, that a simple compliment is enough to get him interested in you"

[@dr_popcorn]

Honestly very true. It sucks, man.

[@walledsand]

Honestly ye

[@Grumch]

And better lets not talk about the minority as ugly guys

[@guilhermealmeida6804]

@@Grumch and short

[@retuo1425]

well girls in my school call me cute but im little brother zoned all the time

[@sorianofernandoangelob.2733]

girl: "gives me a compliment in a flirty way" me: "yeah, I really can't tell if she's into me, maybe she's just canadian and being polite"

[@Esodum]

Sir your comment made me laugh very hard for no reason whatsoever, thank you

[@torgath5088]

You have just casually explained it.

[@Facufasgds]

Damn Canadians, ruining the only moments when I think I can be attractive to the opposite gender

[@renatokobashigawa7025]

Casually Explained is proud and wants his joke back. But thanks, nice one.

[@joseisrael2946]

hey it sounds like a nice pick up line: "Thanks for the compliment, but... are you canadian or are you just into me?"

[@bigmyke2008]

This is the internet boys, every woman being nice to you online is a federal agent

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

Confusing? Yes. Will the compliment make my whole month? Absolutely.

[@ajente2o733]

One day the girl of the store call me: "Bello" (beauty) That make my whole year (Sorry for my bad english)

[@ottovonbearsmark8876]

Yeah man, my crush told me I was a good hugger. That was a year ago, and every time I think about it I still feel warm and fuzzy.

[@rajarya7482]

I got a compliment that made my 2019 and 2020 both..so im the only guy not sad about it.. (for real)

[@SirNarax]

I am autistic which means this dilemma does not effect because I have a hard time understand at times anything anyone is actually saying so I would perceive it as an act of kindness and nothing more just based on tone of voice. I have been made fun of at my school for my inability to perceive subtlety but the joke is all on them because we are all nobodies. But at least I went to collage. To study art.

[@Adrian-yd6my]

@@ajente2o733 yeah, something similar happened to me (bad english too)

[@darthlord1997]

Normal brain: Is she just being friendly or is she flirting?" My brain: "She's deceiving ya!!"

[@view8344]

Probably poisoned

[@hellfiredoughnut1434]

Nah! If you see that girl first time it`s hard to realize real matter of her actions. But if its your coworker, classmate etc, it's pretty easy to identify what she meant

[@maryocecilyo3372]

@@hellfiredoughnut1434 exatamente

[@raheemcamal998]

@@hellfiredoughnut1434 yep

[@danielwhyatt3278]

It’s dangerous, throw it away.😆

[@oscarfromsharktale3868]

“Man she’s such a great friend” She was flirting.

[@northstar8818]

"Man she's interested in me" She was just being polite.

[@Flxdup]

Duality of a man

[@unholydiver1095]

The one and only time in high school I actually thought a girl was just being friendly, turns out I was wrong. So I was wrong 100% of the time with these scenarios lol

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Reminds me of a sports compilation where a narrator just claimed ever girl was flirting or something lol. Two partners in the same sport (tennis I think) were sitting and talking and the girl began laughing and the narrator was like "she's clearly flirting with him" lmao

[@anyderrosek9272]

Such is the dumbassery of man

[@Cp-kaizo]

Her "I have a crush" Me in my mind :- "nah, Definitely not me"

[@Люциус]

The more scary is, if she is your friend, whom you have a crush on and you think: "Ohh, she's about me!" and you're saying: "I love you too 😘", but she didn't mean you 😅

[@jreynosoxtrm2004]

I wouldn't be surprised if any girl told me that lol

[@VoidAolq]

Me:"i hope its me"

[@jreynosoxtrm2004]

@@VoidAolq anxiety will kick in 😬

[@VoidAolq]

@@jreynosoxtrm2004 heartbeat goes faster waiting for her to say who her crush is

[@nya-cube4197]

A lot of us also get a third possible interpretation: "She's making fun of me"/"Lying for some reason"

[@antekknapek4635]

yeah for me its lying

[@goofygoober779]

Ye, probably because of some core trust issues like an abusive father or mother or a sort of parental figure in your life betraying you in some way. But fear not, everyone has those paranoid thoughts every now and than, just gotta remember, it's all just in your head, it ain't real and if it ain't real I can't hurt you... perfect logic.

[@Dargonhuman]

@@goofygoober779 Nah, for me it's the fact that every woman in my life has used compliments to either make me more willing to do a "favor" for her (that she never intends to pay back) or to turn it into a backhanded compliment with some nasty criticism or mockery right afterward. It's not paranoia if it's true.

[@Firan25]

@@goofygoober779 more like a girl saying that her friend liked me to embarrass her and make me look like an Idiot.

[@coolfool183]

Definitely this

[@skeleboi8507]

I remember opening the door for an old couple and the husband looked at me with a smile and said "oh a scholar and a gentleman" that makes me feel good when I think about jt

[@EthanBoBethan]

Old people are the best bro

[@Eddnir]

That compliment is as powerful as Gordan Ramsay finishing a restaurants food

[@woozy7405]

@@Eddnir Gordon finishing on a restaurants food? Makes sense with his food fetish

[@xxcronomaxx7986]

Dude that's like receiving praise from a old british professor at oxford because you're his favourite student

[@bankrobber6993]

lmao reminds me of redditors, but that sounds mean, i know he just meant it as a sweet thing to say and it’s kinda wholesome

[@silverwisp4529]

I remember complimenting my friend’s dad on his cooking (I had gone over to their house for dinner). And later in the week my friend told me that her dad kept saying how he was a good cook because I had said so and was trying out more recipes XD

[@thickkkkkyoshi]

You made the man into Gordon Ramsay lmao

[@aceiam4370]

Lol idk whether I should smile at it or feel sad how this man never gotta compliment before.

[@stonecoldsteveaustin5429]

Very epic

[@DanteTorn]

You did a good deed, friend.

[@tessarae9127]

🥺💗

[@Hazza_the_great]

It takes a boy like me hours, sometimes days to decipher it. Sometimes. Even. Years.

[@Lumi7708]

Nlg took me 3 years to realise then came to natural conclusion that my friend ( he gets hit on often)is gaslighting me nothing else lol

[@aaronsullivan3843]

“Permanent memories” is both colors - like an unsolved puzzle.

[@umhi9233]

lmao how do people say something to someone without feeling awkward, i needa take classes 😭

[@husamuddinalramaidh8040]

It is like the one case the hardboiled detective never solved.

[@bishopvida]

the enigma of social anxiety

[@sweeneytodd8318]

I like how he emptied his permanent memory space so this moment could occupy it all 😂😂😂

[@Baloo106]

Yes, and they are married by now.

[@ethanf5441]

Most times I got compliments it was just people joking around so it's not easy to take them any more. I felt this on a lot of levels

[@Vitusdex]

Well to me something similar happened. There was a girl on my workplace doing her vacation job and she was very interested in me. Every day she tried to spend time with me at work and told me its only fun if i'm there. So after 2 weeks I decided to ask her out and got rejected. Man i really dont know anymore if a girl is into me or not.

[@nsgames24]

@@Vitusdex Sorry to hear that, man. I'm pretty sure there's someone out there for ya, you just haven't found that someone yet.

[@noodledood12]

You're really cool :> I'm being 100% srs

[@reasondro]

@@Vitusdex that's sucks

[@bonk6244]

I felt that

[@Hyro_Thod]

Me: actually gets complimented Also me: "Who hired you"

[@Doggoe12]

*grabs by the shoulders and thoroughly shakes* WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR

[@solitaria.7773]

"Hi welcome to wendy's!" "What can i get for you today?" *WHO HIRED YOU?!*

[@abelq8008]

WHATS YOUR GAME??

[@loneronin6813]

When I was in high school I asked a girl out and she later gave me a note saying she was interested and left her phone number for me. I called it that night and it went to some kind of joke number that encouraged people to commit suicide. As it turns out it was all a ploy she was part of with some of my bullies. I walked straight up to them the next time I saw them gathered together and explained to them just how pathetic they were for going so far just to hurt me for no reason other than to be cruel little shits. I've had rejections before that point and to this day, but that was one of the most cruel and immature, which long story short is really saying something.

[@EternalVirgin]

*WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!*

[@LifeOfAPringle90]

Like, no girl does that! Or do they? *VSauce music plays*

[@qwert10k]

"They don't" VSauce: *dies*

[@Arkaelis]

The last time I got a compliment from a stranger was when a homeless guy complimented my suit in 2019. I hope he's doing well...

[@jmort0079]

awww

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

"It's a nice coat"

[@brieucm796]

Stranger to stranger, I like your profile pic

[@luizpedro6697]

my last time was when my sister told me her gay friend thought I was cute

[@unhommequicourt]

sorry to break your dreams but it s a common sentence to ask for money lol

[@taylorcrash2759]

Girl: “gives me complement” My brain: “Is she making fun of me”

[@micheal3041993]

Gotta refresh that rusty self-esteem dude 😂😂

[@HabitualThinker]

I feel this in my fucking molecules

[@torbensundheim872]

Same

[@easypete5825]

Girl: making fun of you My brain: *hey look, an invitation to start flirting!*

[@CarlosChavez-mq2rz]

Ahh my low self esteem heart😭😂

[@kyuuwaii]

why is this so relatable

[@hytrader3241]

because its true 😂

[@UglyhorseMC]

Very true

[@rudolphclaus9565]

How do you get that music logo on your name?

[@dillpickle7400]

Because you’re a weeb with a weak mentality. Typical.

[@dua2189]

Because it is.

[@GUN-hb1bj]

Bro,my face went 🗿 when a girl casually smiling at me man, like how am I supposed to react when the boys is literally surrounding me.

[@dendrobium4831]

Can't get a girl when the boys are around

[@skyesfallenxx]

Bro had to lock in

[@KEEPTALKIN8215]

Girl: * gives compliment* Guys: *questions all of reality looking into every possible future*

[@fabiofernandez4265]

This is really accurate

[@windy4566]

*insert doctor strange seeing all possible futures gif*

[@heavenly_haori1725]

Guys: “How many do we succeed?” Guys Sub-Conscious: Zero

[@donovanberserk4993]

Carl Sagan: "If you want a girlfriend, you must first create the universe"

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@donovanberserk4993 nah I'm fine with this universe, God created Cats for a reason you know :)

[@augiemckenna6225]

this is 100% accurate, and the “permanent memories” part 💀💀

[@BrandonSG13]

It’s literally impossible to forget when you receive a compliment

[@vjvdyvvbh9yearsago941]

@KAACHI outsold your faves to you

[@Dandidoodles]

I feel like the male definition of what a compliment is is different than for girls.

[@crablord8499]

@KAACHI outsold your favesBut it happens so rarely that we treasure it like no other memory, it almost never happens when random people are so nice to us so we remember it forever.

[@Flash80085]

Turned your 999 to 1k

[@benjaminprewitt4281]

Girl: *Give comment* Brain: Ok guys she’s probably just being a nice person, let’s keep it rational. Hormones: THIS IS A CODE RED! I REPEAT CODE RED!

[@spshrivastava4246]

Code red means blush

[@Zarafin]

@@spshrivastava4246 WHAT? I THOUGHT MEN DIDN'T HAVE EMOTIONS!

[@mrpeanut6267]

This is a good joke

[@PROJECTJoza100]

I don't get your joke.

[@thedarknutsackreturns431]

2319! WE GOT A 2319!!!!!!

[@ykchilled]

She's trolling She's bored She was dared She feels bad and is lying She wants something She's half asleep She's drunk She's making a video She's pranking me She's motivating me to get better (do i suck?) She's saying that because something's gonna happen to me She's testing if I'm ok (no, im making this list) She wasn't talking to me She's trying to reach my good side for something I helped her with some dumb mistake she made and she's hiding that she'll keep doing it She's mocking me She's trying to mess with me She's using small talk just so things aren't awkward

[@somedoomermetalhead7377]

"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!"

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

Touche

[@justsomejoyousj]

FRICK! I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING BUT GOOD JOB YOU MAN OF CULTURE!

[@lazerstudios9982]

Ah, a man of culture

[@linkholder]

What an underrated show holy fuck

[@ghost-po6ho]

Don't worry comite fediral taxe froad just like me

[@S2C8509]

About ten years ago, a female friend of mine said that a shirt looked really good on me. I still remember her, the shirt I was wearing, and where she said it.

[@hubertlast9777]

Would like it but there are 69 likes

[@bladebitten2766]

18 years ago a female colleague told me I had nice broad shoulders. That's stayed in the permanent memory bank

[@doublea1671]

Female friend told me I was really “so cool and awesome” I believe, won’t forget it.

[@jeremygeller9145]

A gay guys once told me I was cute, been riding that high for years

[@doublea1671]

@@jeremygeller9145 lol nice

[@DevilsRadvocate]

“Hm I’ve never been complimented, ouch” “Wait I’ve never been insulted, either” “Damn it I’m a background character”

[@BannenAngelos]

Oh my god this is so relatable it hurts. I'm that one guy who was never anyone's best friend but was not a bother to be around. I'm the mob character.

[@seraphmortal6259]

Jeez I'm also a background character

[@Chief_A]

Background characters Assemble

[@petemagnuson7357]

You uhhh, have a nice profile picture and a tasteful blend of subscriptions

[@vino0614]

Oh shit why tf it's so relatable

[@kcwkembm]

Im a 27 year old male. I was shopping with my mom a few months ago and at checkout an older lady told me that i have a very nice smile. When we were walking out i told my mom thats the first time anyone had said that to me. Ever. She was shocked. I had to explain to her how uncommon it is for a male to get a compliment from a female. I can also recall in highschool when i dressed up and a girl complimented me. And i can even remember once in elementry school when a girl just told me to my face that she thinks im cute. Funny how i can remember them!

[@KlaussMarcellus]

Broke: "She is flirting" Woke: "She is being nice" Transcended: "She is being sarcastic"

[@kauanjos3199]

This hits so much

[@JeremiahFernandez]

learned: "she was dared"

[@moochiemancityfours-6900]

is this not just growing up ? lmao

[@ItsmisterX]

@@JeremiahFernandez this is truly heartbreaking

[@ErikPT]

She’s being outgoing not nice, checkmate liberal

[@admiralackbar4652]

Girls: *compliments me* IT'S A TRAP

[@TeriyakiGoop]

Yooo nice pfp :)

[@uhmm3996]

Thanks for reminding Admiral Ackbar!We will stay strong!

[@admiralackbar4652]

@@uhmm3996 No big deal.

[@akaneryuzaki6457]

Is it Astolfo or Saika?

[@davidweikle9921]

@@akaneryuzaki6457 yes.

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

"What if this a joke?" "What if they're just saying this to make me feel better?" *gasp* "Was I supposed to do something?!"

[@tonyaltobello6885]

What if it was a dare

[@TwoHeadedMeerkat]

I feel like that falls under the definition of a joke to some degree

[@bigmoe9856]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/imOYkKZmq7BmfKM

[@pogiter1756]

"Maybe her and her friends set this up just to make fun of me"

[@bigmoe9856]

@@zero-dubs0008 everyone here needs to relax, I'm sure that girl respects us either way.

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

My silly ass debating on if it's genuine or not

[@deusexvesania1702]

Girl: random compliment My mind: Either she wants something, makes fun of you or someone made her do it.

[@paffomi5110]

Seems about right

[@youdonegoofed]

That means it's time to work on your self-esteem.

[@vedal1358]

@@youdonegoofed What self-esteem?

[@skelet8337]

@@youdonegoofed wait it exist for males where do I get it from?

[@dappermaverick]

@@youdonegoofed come on bro, don't act a chad, we all know that you have a sensitive side because we all do

[@ThePa1riot]

Girl: *Genuinely flirts* My brain: “Awww what a nice compliment. If only she was actually interested in me.”

[@azazel8700]

Yeah "There is no chance of it being more than just a friendly interaction, she would call me a weirdo for thinking that we would have something and say that I'm nasty"

[@onkami]

On Kami

[@MrBruhMan1746]

@@onkami if kami didnt mean god i would say kami should die

[@quartzmerlin]

I flirted with my current boyfriend for so long and he never caught on, even though he flirted back. 😭 He was thinking that I was just joking and I thought I was reading too much into it so we got stuck in compliment limbo.

[@MrBruhMan1746]

@@quartzmerlin i wish you the best of luck in your relationship 👍 Make him happy.

[@haremfanatic1014]

Girls getting compliments: Ah thank you! Boys getting compliments: *The words from which you speak with such honestly has released more chains on my heart than you can ever imagine. The constant stress and depression of life has consumed my innocence, Drive and love for all creatures. Your kindness shall forever be engrained in my mind to my last breath on this mortal plain. Love, No matter what level of it, has finally touched my cracked soul. Thanks.*

[@nizrael-pianocovers977]

Read that as "Captain Jack sparrow"

[@HilbertXVI]

@copied pasted cringe

[@SuperIntenseGamer]

I like the generic "Thanks" at the end lol.

[@robertotenreiro]

you ok dude?

[@niamhy5941]

As a girl that is what I feel

[@isaiahvoss]

I remember at work recently, one of my female coworkers told me "you smell good" with the cologne I was wearing. She told another guy coworker "He smells good doesn't he" and he said yeah. She even gave me a hug a few times at work due to a personal situation and she told me "I will see you next year, have a happy new year." At one point she told me I was the funniest person she ever met. There was no flirting but it's her cute personality she has.

[@Dernadu94]

My brain third option : nah, she’s just being sarcastic and actually hate me to her core, I think this has a better chance to be true !

[@HoloScope]

Shit plays games with your mind. What a beautiful thing, can be so cruel or so encouraging purely based in the way that you take it.

[@emroski5784]

enemies to lovers *ahem ahem*

[@therealteal620]

Who hurt you people??

[@s4nky88]

lol same

[@djstuartphilippines2967]

You really can't tell. She might be a Canadian and is just being polite.

[@ltstar9612]

Wait she was just being a decent human being? But I already started fantasising about our wedding and having kids.

[@animeuniverse5586]

ah youth days

[@dimitra8569]

lmao

[@SyenPie]

HAHAHAHAHA i totally did this too LOL

[@idefkicabti4141]

Is this what you call the cringy kid days?

[@geet6797]

@@idefkicabti4141 yupp vErY cRiNgY

[@Bayoll]

"Nah, she's probably trolling. She's being dared. there's a camera somewhere."

[@mr.hungry8814]

every time lol

[@TeethOwner]

I feel this on a meta physical level

[@calebburrows5224]

Yep

[@silverdaniel724]

damn bro you just gonna hit that close to home

[@CalciumChief]

I ask that all the time. No, I'm kidding. This never happens.

[@TheMrCougarful]

I literally had this experience in high school. During lunch recess. A girl I recognize but don't know sits down next to me and starts a conversation, running her fingers through my hair, all sorts of shit. Turned out, she was acting as part of a class project. They were recording the whole thing on a camera, I was baffled the entire time, I have no idea why they did it. I was maybe 16 yo. It ruined me with girls. This happened 50 years ago. I didn't even remember it until this moment. Life is random, and sometimes, life is cruel.

[@MusSupremeJAR03]

There are girls, and "girls", and the one who did that to you is the second one mentioned, really bad.

[@mbphilipblack8993]

💀💀💀💀💀💀 that's sad, getting trolled back in the 1970s

[@skyesfallenxx]

That's really mean of them...

[@greyfox4838]

they just harassed you and recorded it, that sucks

[@roy-batty]

"Your feet don't smell as much today."

[@somerandomperson9104]

Thank you, now I will die for you and cherish you as someone irreplaceable, you are my favorite person.

[@Db0mb1500]

I don’t know what I expected but damn 💀💀💀💀

[@foreverjoe5280]

Thanks

[@juancarlosponce6664]

What the f.. 😐😐😐 OK thanks bye

[@oa956]

Man that means she wants you bro

[@Raffinari]

You forgot the 3rd option. "They are making fun of me/ want something." Also known as the paranoid option.

[@_anthrax101_5]

Damn it, that's accurate

[@Dargonhuman]

Is it actually paranoia when that's the most common one for me?

[@romanplays1]

its not as much the paranoid option as it is the "so attention starved that i cant process it" option. most commonly seen with the more..introverted. side of males

[@michaelcastro1944]

Cutting deep

[@willofgame]

Honestly, yeah.

[@footyzone7077]

Side note to girls: Yes we will forever remember that one time you complimented the most random part of our appeal.

[@catinspace887]

lol this is cute, I'll start complimenting everyone rn😤

[@ritikarathor281]

@@catinspace887 imma join lmfao

[@catinspace887]

@@ritikarathor281 ahaha c'mon JOIN

[@pakalupapito5578]

I'm so proud of these replies *sniff*

[@NSJmakesMusic]

@@ritikarathor281 bruh

[@michealdrake3421]

Men don't get compliments very often. So when we do, it suggests that there's something special about the circumstances.