25 great Quagmire quotes

25 great Quagmire quotes

[@paytonallen6762]

I felt guilty once but she woke up halfway through

[@thestardustman5374]

I think that the best one

[@ASimpsonsfanaticforBurns]

Payton Allen LOL

[@greenblood2313]

@theBOYinTHATcorner maybe in 10 years you are allowed to know

[@esauvillegas2143]

Soooo...he's "half" guilty?

[@tonyrobinson1088]

@@esauvillegas2143 Quagmire is joking about being with a woman named "Guilty" and that he was feeling her up before she woke up.

[@CrusaderTemplar7]

My all time favorite one: "Hey, I have a question for you." "Why are you still here?"

[@xotlt7999]

no lie man😂

[@kelliherreras5983]

That doesn't make sense

[@d2thamax]

@@kelliherreras5983 Quagmire had just had a one night stand with this woman when she asked a personal question. He responded with his own question as to why she was still in his bed. In other words he wanted her to get dressed and get out of his house.

[@d2thamax]

I think mine must be “What the hell’s CPR!? 😂😂

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

"how old are you?" "16" "18? you're first" "MOM!" "I like where this is going.."

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

Pedo bear strikes again

[@davetherave2370]

If she pisses red take er to bed

[@nerdybitch1526]

16s legal tho. (At least where I live)

[@ramsy4205]

@@nerdybitch1526 quagmire here, go on

[@thisislukas8951]

@@nerdybitch1526 where the f do you live??

[@ramsy4205]

Nice try, but I built up an immunity

[@_xus_]

"I got a package for you too ALL RIGHT"

[@megalo7877]

Ohhhh rightttttt

[@xjdncjchdjcuc6207]

XD

[@itsjzaid9045]

“I’ve never had a Spanish chick before, eh, OOOOOOOOLEEE!” Ha, he called her Spanish 😂😂😂

[@Rosawuzhere]

"Oh god they must have heard me. OH GOD *I* CAN HEAR ME!" Quagmire, EVERYONE can hear their own thoughts.

[@PythonRaptor]

He means hearing his own thoughts as sound through the headphones though

[@jackscartoonchannel758]

BA NA NANANANANAN NANANA NA BANANA NA!

[@yawgmoth6568]

You don't hear your own thoughts though. There is nothing audible.

[@agrippa4813]

"Fat chicks need love too. . .Only. . . They gotta pay!!"

[@yawgmoth6568]

Or they could just lose weight instead.

[@edwardlalonde5232]

He’s Quagmire... Quagmire... GIGITTY GIGGITY GIGGITY

[@iamapokerface8992]

haha u just wanted someone to write "let's have sex"

[@marc0g378]

You never really know what, he’s gonna do next

[@abnormalthing5696]

Goo

[@j.ronnygibson]

😂 What the hell is CPR.???

[@joshuabrennan3630]

J. Ron Gibson 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deekshithmv4674]

Cardio pulmonary resuscitation 😂

[@meirfivenight3442]

Deekshith M V woosh

[@willdabeast8509]

“WOAH! Transvestite! Back off! Wait-pre op or post op?” “Pre op.” “WOAH! Transvestite! Back off!”

[@strider_hiryu850]

"WOAH! Transvestite! Back off! wait- pre op or post op?" "Pre op" "WOAH! Transvestite! Back o-ooon second thought, i'm not choosey. aaaright." "well i am" *punches Glenn in the face* "okay sweetie, you have a nice night"

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

911? "Its Quagmire..." "Yeah it's in a window this time..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@igneousgoodtenguwarrior1057]

" You Must Be This Beautiful To Ride The Quagmire "

[@aubreypearson1311]

Who else, but Quagmire?

[@marc0g378]

He’s quagmire, quagmire, you never really what, he’s gonna do next, he’s quagmire, quagmire, gigity gigity gigity

[@PORTUGAL-AD-AETERNUM]

Oh yeahhhh man, i wish Quagmire was my dad gigigity 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@greekyogurt5014]

Thats quagmire

[@ency4612]

Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo Stick Around

[@mrthorian8096]

my personal favorite

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

0:59 They are the 3 best pickup lines I've ever heard lol Package for Glenn Quagmire *walks* *out* *in* *pants* Oh hang on *walks* *out* *naked* *pepper* *spray* HA I'VE BUILT UP AN IMMUNITY

[@mikheilmikeladze6800]

"you must be this beautiful to ride quagmire" is up there

[@aiden_23twentythree]

Are use the first one on my girlfriend

[@Ash-wv4mz]

“It’s in a window this time” 🤣

[@allhailrodgers8023]

I died when he was in the bathroom

[@jaquiz1595]

All Hail Rodgers “WOULD YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND GO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY”

[@TheORIGINALBrentTheGent]

My Favorite "Family Guy"Charachter!!!!!! Thanks for posting,PonAdidas!

[@noxiouspanther4796]

"Well maybe you should" 😂😂😂

[@jacobnaccash444]

You forgot “bed by 8 and home by 11”

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Ahh hhh giggity

[@melk882]

2:20 favourite one

[@solitudeguard5688]

OH GOD I CAN HEAR ME BA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BA NAAAAA

[@rexwu7849]

0:49 lmao

[@alexthompson5275]

Priceless

[@l.wheels3458]

Mom, if you want this threeway to happen you are going to have to change your tone. -Glenn Quagmire

[@honeycone71]

That shit threw me off big time, but I laughed my ass off.

[@joshkay9979]

Quagmire was such a great character in the early seasons

[@ArinGokdemir]

I laughed so hard watching this

[@Sy0exec]

*Gets peppersprayed* Nice try! xD

[@mikistamenov1094]

"Loose the zero get with the hero" hahahah

[@alexthompson5275]

A little violent for you don't u think

[@jessicataylor4071]

Giggity giggity goo alright

[@yashtharma4645]

Ki Taylor u missed one

[@jessicataylor4071]

@@yashtharma4645 I did?

[@ramsy4205]

@@jessicataylor4071 nope

[@ramsy4205]

O ruhht

[@cheddarfries]

“I’ve developed an immunity.”

[@elusivelogic6704]

5:04 I can't stop laughing about this clip!

[@bmm325]

"Well Hello Heh Heh, You Must Be This Beautiful to Ride The Quagmire. Heh Heh Hehh"

[@bmm325]

Heh

[@bmm325]

Heh

[@Down4thecount]

Charles Mingus is actually really fucking good

[@thevenomoth3455]

G I G I T T Y G I G I T T Y G O O

[@weedandcodeine1953]

WOULD YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND GO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY! 😭

[@ttvthemagplays547]

That played as soon as I saw this comment

[@play3rggg]

@@ttvthemagplays547 same

[@ilikecorn6943]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@itswisty]

2:58 had me dead 😂😂💀👌🏻

[@HexlGaming]

2:50 lmao

[@templarknight3471]

"His greatest quote ever" *GIGGITY*

[@jaredodgeball]

When he chased the delivery truck at 4:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@knightfromlordran]

5:19 how to introduce yourself to your crush

[@nicholasrodinos4701]

Every time Quagmire suffers a puppy is adopted into a kindhearted, healthy family.

[@darkhunter5293]

*The window incident* RIP Quagmire's "Concealed Firearm".

[@zapfume1266]

3:35 GLENN WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CHIN

[@jasonbishop2164]

I have Kno seen this in yrs! Great!

[@orangecrushhex]

Awesome video, but you notice all of these clips are from the first few seasons of Family Guy. Unfortunately, Seth MacFarlane has neutered Quagmire.

[@carlweston4808]

so true.

[@sweetbabyrodney]

So the snowflakes won't get pissed.

[@Bubbsmaster]

I think the window did that

[@IdkmanIdontreallycare]

Quagmires an old man he can't keep his shananigans up forever

[@dustinmalpass]

Just age honestly

[@bradleyselk9642]

I miss this Quagmire.

[@bomcstoots1]

Same

[@trainman5675]

Hello 911 it's quagmire (how I see it going) 911: hey quagmire happend again and if so where is it this time. quagmire: yea it happend again it's in a window this time

[@chris95myers72]

The man's a legend 😂

[@nbr3082]

I could listen to quagmire all day

[@neroameealucard945]

Glen Quagmire The living embodiment of the phrase "you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. "

[@100.chrizz]

Giggity giggity giggity goo stick around 😆

[@MrNITROPSYCHO]

Tuesdays in the 80's, I was usually in bed by 8 heh... and home by 11. OH!

[@andreasdresse9838]

Haha omg so funny keep up the good work

[@Tag6488]

1:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Fucking Legend

[@crystalsou1s]

I was expecting all of these to be giggity giggity goo

[@rayburton4867]

Gotta love this guy!

[@romanlopezlegorburu]

"-Ey you take bank cards... -Suuure -I felt guilty once... -Loose the 0 get the hero..." LMFAO with all that scenes about Quagmire best character in the whole thing

[@bartonfunk6478]

3:27 My favorite

[@BrianJNelson]

5:04 I'd totally watch the Quagmire show. Giggity, giggity... giggity goo.

[@abdulraqibkhan7773]

Let's all be real here. We've all tried to say All right in Quagmires voice 😂😂

[@jcbanbury]

Alllriighhttttt

[@jcbanbury]

Isn't this show haram for you?

[@sarahmckie1841]

That was strangely arousing. OW!

[@BaronVonMott]

"Nice try, but I've built up an immunity!" 😂😂😂😂

[@jawis2836]

1# - Giggity Giggity

[@VectArrow15]

Hello? 911? It’s Quagmire , yeah it’s in a window now.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vonnxvilluminati908]

Glenn hunny I have a question for you what do you do for a living ? I have a question for you too ? Why are you still here 😂😂😂

[@thediabolicalempath7246]

Vonn Villuminati I’m going to use that one.

[@abf2062]

That was freakin’ awesome!

[@Taevanity]

Slow and Unknown SAME

[@whitetee99kid56]

Everyone have that one quagmire friend 😭

[@xotlt7999]

mind your business lol

[@thediabolicalempath7246]

5:21 I was waiting for this one.

[@6ixk616]

2:47😂😂😂

[@emeraldenigma4392]

I liked the video at 0:01

[@edinavarkonyi5358]

My favorite

[@Mehblob83]

5:04 My favorite quote from quagmire

[@deeptoot4339]

3:58 this is probably gonna be a dumb question but is it actually possible to build an immunity to pepper spray?

[@enderreaper]

No.... you can’t.

[@Disturbance42]

Well you're right it is a dumb question.

[@Seriona1]

You can build a pain tolerance to it.

[@Disturbance42]

Caesar Seriona Care to demonstrate that?

[@deeptoot4339]

well obviously he wouldn't be able to because you would have to constantly get sprayed until it doesn't phase you, I just wanted to know if it was infact possible to attempt and be successful without any longterm damage lol

[@user-wh4pb2ie3m]

2:36 😂😂😂

[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

Missed out on the "Dear Diary, JACKPOT!".

[@hawkeyemode3115]

“Its in a window this time”🤣👏

[@mattjohnson6577]

anyone else look at their keyboard when he said if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i next to each other and relise that they really are next to each other

[@ethereal3203]

4000th like!

[@robertrobocop7155]

2:02 Quagmire bold as fuck!!!!!!!

[@user-ip1md7bc9t]

Mom if you want this three way to happen you gonna have to change your tone 😂 😂 😂

[@Mayito_Tamps]

4:20 😆

[@gianfrancooliva14]

you must be this beautiful to ride the quagmire

[@alexmcghin8516]

“What the hell is CPR?”

[@kennybegeske8824]

All Right

[@juliangonzales3609]

2:36 the way he’s Moaning is fucking hysterical

[@braden1831]

"I got a package for you to" oohh right"

[@Phentes]

1.17 omg is that a mirror on the ceiling that’s cool

[@tottenham2294]

My favourite quote is “I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through

[@JohnWilliams-yl4zp]

I would stay up till midnight every single night for Midnight Q

[@blxckshp3125]

I want quagmire powers 😂

[@firegames4658]

3:19

[@jasonbishop2164]

Best friend. %

[@d234baum]

0:43 😂

[@SneaksOnFire]

hard to believe she’s already 18

[@damianjefferson6617]

Giggity giggity giggity goo stick around 😂

[@PriceyMango]

“what? don’t look at me like that. fat chicks need love too. but they gotta pay…” kills me every time

[@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star]

Dame there to many good Jokes. Just watch the whole film,🎞really good Video.

[@Sly88Frye]

All I know for sure is that I wear a shirt and pants

[@marshallthefirepup5795]

Cool. Glenn and I have the same problem.

[@T1000skynetforever]

“You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire” Funniest shit ever 🤣

[@MrFredstt]

I want an uncensored show of Quagmire