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This week Moshe and Natasha are fresh back from their trip to Taiwan to talk stanky tofu, squat toilets, sky lanterns, and more! They give advice to one caller struggling to cope with recent fertility issues and another who wants to find a Larry David x Leonard Cohen x Ethan Hawke (in Before Sunrise).
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[@WayneSmith]

"I think you're fishing in the wrong fjord." Classic.

[@SidathWanigasinghe-io2tc]

Moshe is the better traveler

[@tray7753]

I’ve watched over 100 episodes and never thought to ask why Natasha writes stuff down but I’m so curious. I assume it’s so she doesn’t cut off moshe and remembers what she wants to say or think about but I’d love to know why bc that would be me in this situation

[@lali4324]

i wonder what she wrote when he hid the phone :))

[@bryanminugh9680]

Possible episode titles

[@malcolmxx2083]

definitely episode titles. i’ve noticed that she does it after she laughs at something and then sometimes the episode is what she just laughed at and wrote after

[@91frankthetank]

Stand up Bits! She's a joke writer

[@tray7753]

@@malcolmxx2083 that’s so interesting cool thanks

[@theycallmethesoandso]

I was listening and when Susanna said a mix of Ethan Hawke, Larry David and Leonard Cohen I thought huh I've never heard anyone describe me so perfectly. I'm sometimes at Comedy Café Berlin, ask if anyone who's name starts with J fits that description :D

[@clevermissfox]

Their child may not be able fly the way she imagines she will but with the technology being where its at, i am sure it will happen. Give it 15 years, she'll have a jetpack strapped on and shell be flying bw college and home! Like natasha said, it may not happen the way you think or hope but it can manifest in other ways you dont have the capacity or precedence to even dream of.

[@daphneglasurus7886]

I can’t decide if I need to up my skin care game now or not. I’m 38 and blessed with great genetics, no wrinkles and taut skin. But at some point probably soon that’s not going to be the case.

[@sirtorchington]

I’m an easy going funny guy (a review from friends) I will send you my contact to give to the volleyball baker!!😂 she’s really pretty & fun, and I’d love to go to Sweden

[@jamesmarie]

I need Natasha and Moshe and Bill and Nia go on a couple date.

[@giaafshar8419]

im a natasha all the way with travel.

[@SildaTwinton]

I love that the ED lady called back to try and cover her ass lol. Moshe is so spot on with her silly "for the right reason" logic

[@D0yLexxxx]

Lovingly, I’m with Natasha on the itinerary thing!

[@clevermissfox]

Natasha looks so happy and glowing, happier than ive seen her in ages ❤

[@SunnyRawka]

ITS THE THUGGISH RUGGISH BOOOOOOOoooOoOoOoooOoOoOOOoNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Knoutzbeary]

Thank you to the first caller who spoke openly about her infertility - I feel you. 🍍 And, thank you, Moshe, for appreciating the perseverance of Natasha and us women when it comes to infertility. It should finally no longer be a taboo topic because it affects one in six people. I've been trying to get pregnant for five years and had three miscarriages. Visualizing can potentially help mentally, but fertility treatments cost a lot of money and even if you endure each treatment or choose Plan B or C, the harsh truth is that the money may run out at some point.

[@lachelrove]

Hi, that was me- sending love to you ❤️‍🩹 it’s a shitty club to be in but connecting with other people who have had fertility struggles has been the most soothing thing.

[@Knoutzbeary]

@@lachelrove Hy, I'm sending you love too. 🫶 You're absolutely right, it's definitely the shittiest club, but the solidarity in our community is incredibly strong and I feel so much love and respect for all of us amazing ladies. 💜

[@Knoutzbeary]

​@@non-plussed Believe me, over time those affected become little experts in reproductive medicine and know the facts. A healthy diet is important for every person, but there are many medical (or genetic) reasons for infertility that have nothing to do with diet at all. Unsolicited advice can be very hurtful and spread myths about infertility - even if it is “well-intentioned”.

[@non-plussed]

@@Knoutzbeary You come across as self righteous, condescending and bitter. Thank you for reminding me to mind my business. I am sorry for giving unsolicited advice that may have been hurtful. I have found that when offering constructive criticism it is more helpful, effective and kind to have some humility. You kind of made a mountain out of a mole hill though so while I’m genuinely sorry I struck a nerve and I can understand and appreciate the check, you have a shit attitude

[@tckaminski]

The quips on this are epic. Vacation has done them good. They were both on fire.

[@laurahouser2350]

I live in Taiwan. First, I don't like you calling Taiwan "tropical China"😢 but I'm glad you liked it. I saw the IG posts when you were here. You mentioned Toroko Gorge. It's so sad that after the earthquake, a lot of the park is destroyed and even now they are searching for bodies there. The Taiwanese response to the earthquake has been phenomenal, and the damage is much much less than it would be anywhere else because a lot of preparatory measures were already taken. Anyway, I'm surprised you didn't get recommendations from Atsuko Okatsu (I know you know her) or maybe Sheng Wang or Jason Cheny if you know them. Or perhaps you did and that's how you found Jiufun and Raohe night market. cuz that Jackie sounds like a w3ird0. I hope you will come back again and see more of the country with a cooler guide (I volunteer my husband 😆). Come to Yilan next time! Oh, and in the night market you're meant to walk and eat for the most part, and you can accomplish a lot with pointing and google translate 😅. Next time...

[@laurahouser2350]

@@rebeccab2446 calling it China anything is offensive.

[@vanessasmolenski3117]

I was in Taiwan (from the States) at the same time as you all! What an amazing country and amazing people. I was in Alishan during the earthquake, oh my goodness.

[@HH-gv8mx]

Are there any fat people there or is everybody thin?

[@gingerhitzke9185]

Natasha looks sooooooooo great!! Exceptionally pretty today.

[@noahdyedotcom]

I dated someone Swedish and they had paid leave for 3 weeks twice a year.. but yeah Sweden sounds super bleak 🤣

[@gal1885]

The second one is so stressed about finding someone funny yet doesn’t get any of or laugh at 2 professional comics’ jokes for 20 min straight

[@angm7139]

😂❣️

[@LeaveAhNah]

It’s a Swedish thing

[@kaitlinharris2414]

english isn’t her first language

[@HH-gv8mx]

She has a fun personality so if she didn’t laugh it’s definitely a language barrier.

[@AmandaFox-mz4hj]

Okay, so the caller who had the miscarriages. On armchair expert. Race to 35 Monica interviewed a woman who had a blood disorder. This is what google says: Heparin is a blood thinner that can help prevent recurrent miscarriages in patients with thrombophilia, which is a group of conditions that increase blood clotting. Heparin injections thin the blood, which decreases the tendency to form clots. Low molecular weight heparin (LMWH) is the preferred form of heparin during pregnancy because it's better absorbed, lasts longer, and isn't associated with as much bone loss. Something told me I should get this message out just in case. Thank you for all you guys do!

[@natalieevenew]

I'm just here for the rap references. Love u guys

[@HH-gv8mx]

What is the third caller talking about Nikki Glaser?

[@peepspers]

I feel bad for Suzanna. I'm her dream man, but I'm across the ocean and taken. Life is cruel sometimes.

[@LeslieDugger]

Topoo

[@antonyreyn]

No comment

[@unesh5368]

Natasha and Moshe are the bickering parents I never had

[@priyogopalsingha3487]

Natasha is quite mean to Moshe

[@kennyh6101]

👍🏻

[@yaddlegoof]

🫁

[@solsallee6638]

I have a swedish friend who DJs under the name DJ Florgen Bjorgen, he wears a chef's apron and nothing else. It's swedish chef's kiss perfect. Also I'm Canadian and would def try my best at making your guest laugh while getting into arguments w strangers that they like the wrong version of Hallelujah

[@moirajr]

"They call me the swedish baker." 😂😂😂 Mosh was killing it on this Swedish call.

[@carolyntalbot947]

Sometimes I really can’t with these two, this episode is one of those times.

[@jjjenkins2008]

lol i'm listening, and report back

[@bryanminugh9680]

time mark 0:16:12 trip recaps ends OneSkin promo ends, Ep begins with a caller

[@wolfgangwhite]

Losing my mind after Moshe sang the third time lol