26 Dumbest Ways YOU Die in Valheim

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

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[@a_pirate1434]

Dumbest way I've died in Valheim is cooking without having eaten any food and dying of smoke inhalation

[@foreverjunee]

Wow, so I'm not the only one hehh

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

YEP!

[@arisameulolson]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming was this my submission from reddit?! MOM IM FAMOUS

[@jehmarxx2]

Accidentally breaking the platform you are standing on with a hammer. Jumping into water when you know there's an archer. Standing too close to the cooking stations. Forgetting poison resistance meads when in the Swamp. Embarking on a journey without bringing portal materials. Accidentally dodge-rolling off a cliff. Breaking a boat but consuming all your stamina. Not getting rested. Parkouring with little stamina. Provoking an entire Fuling village. Not being able to pick up corpse due to having picked up items along the way.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

all good ones!

[@kazdull]

Dying from a tree is a tradition. It's part of the ritual to achieve greatness!

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

it is tradition. A rite of passage! haha

[@sebastianc9716]

2:55 Yeah, nothing better than logging on the server and finding your base rolled by trolls while your buddy stands in his house afk. He had to do 6 hours of searching until he found a new 2 star boar.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

such pain man

[@Hammerite]

@@sebastianc9716 losing 2* boars hurts. Reminds me of the time i was playing co-op with friends and my brain figured it would be a great idea to tame a wolf while still in the copper age. Somehow managed to do it, three times. (because we wanted puppies and one wolf got pancaked by a troll on the way back to base.) We eventually had ourselves a good sized wolf pack that got completely wiped by poison blobs during a swamp invasion a few sessions later. I don't tame wolves anymore...

[@electrified0]

I'm way too paranoid about dying at sea, so you'll never catch me in the open ocean without triple food, rested buff, and portal mats with an unconnected one ready at the base in case I need to make an unexpected stop or discover somewhere I want to leave a portal. I didn't realize that grave stones float, so I developed paranoid habits that turned out to be pretty good ideas a few times.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

good paranoia to have. It might be the WORST place to perish

[@richarddevenezia8186]

​@@SpazzyjonesGamingMy newest worst place is dying a couple steps into Lava

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@richarddevenezia8186 pain!

[@Wissi92]

@@richarddevenezia8186 happened to me. I had very good gear, so I had to make a decision... I decided to jump in again, pick it up and dying a few meters closer to the edge. And again. And again.... Until I was able to pick it up from the edge. That was dumb af

[@Hammerite]

My dumbest valheim death was getting into a fight while i ate no food, surviving with 1hp and dying from jumping off my stairs on my way to my kitchen area which usually deals 1 damage...

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

Been there

[@sandmaster4444]

My version of that was running back home after saving all my newbie friends from a troll and jumping (because we were just traveling, ya know) along the path which was just sloped enough to take my last few HP...

[@Species1571]

I'm hearing the "dumb ways to die" song in my head watching this.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

someone mentioned that earlier and now I can't shake it

[@Raynore999]

Another dumb fall death is blocking a stone golem on the edge of a mountain.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

mannn pain!

[@sandmaster4444]

The initial joy of having blocked or at least survived the hit only to have that Wiley Coyote moment of realization 😅

[@beyondxhorizon4992]

I sailed off the world then sailed off again trying to get my stuff then rage quit and started a new world lol

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

totally understandable haha

[@TheCheeseslice9]

Ive died from many things in these adventures with my friends in Valheim. You actually got me good with the windmills bro! Like what?! I've never even thought of jumping into the windmill LOL

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

I know right!

[@TheCheeseslice9]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming Now I will be thinking today is how to scheme one my friends to die by Windmill now...

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@TheCheeseslice9 niiice. get them good!

[@TheCheeseslice9]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming I'll let you know once the plans have been realized.... "Evil Odin Laugh"

[@angerykenboi1959]

#27: Dying of old age waiting for mod reviews

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

oh yes, I forgot 27!

[@swe113]

I've got probably a thousand hours into this game and a lot of the deaths you mentioned are mostly new player problems, things you have an issue with maybe once or a few times. True some are kinds dumb but like trolls or mosquitoes, first few times playing yes, dangerous, later on nope. There's one thing you didn't mention (kinda) which is the main way I still die and it's dying while building. Cause you skip the food and you skip the scaffolding and just do dumb jumps way too high up and now and then fail. Be safe while building people

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

good point. Im not much of a builder myself and I think for that reason I've been able to avoid that one haha

[@KPRoof]

I can't say I am an expert in dying but I've head tons of near death experiences in my series. Great video Spazzy, fun to watch! 😉

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

I believe it. Glad you enjoyed!

[@foreverjunee]

I once suffocated from smoke while cooking.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

yes you have to be careful

[@Deavhrmordhau]

The sound of thwacking into objects as you die of fall damage was the funniest edit I've seen

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

glad you liked it!

[@fortheloveofking]

Sailing off the edge of the world is by far the dumbest way because you have to physically try to permanently lose all of your shit forever.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

Yessir. It's super punishing

[@Hammerite]

@@fortheloveofking me and friends sailed over the edge wearing no gear just to see what would happen. We made a day out of it.

[@chrisinhotwater9896]

I did almost die by deer. I was running along a large rock on the edge of a mountain. And a deer tripped me up and pushed me off the rock. I took fall damage. Did not die but came close to it.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

for real? even I haven't died to that

[@seadog8807]

I almost died to a hare in the Mistlands in similar circumstances… 😂😂

[@Smulenify]

My tiny little float can totally make it across that big section of ocean, the weather is lovely! Then gets caught in a storm and the float disintegrate just out of reach of land. I never learn.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

PAIN

[@YasmineGalenornOfficial]

My gaming group deliberately sailed to the edge of the world, and on our 1000th game day, we went over the edge of the world. We felt it was an appropriate milestone.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha hilarious!

[@stiimuli]

Being killed by a tree you chopped down is like getting run over by your own train in Factorio. It will happen at some point.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

so true

[@sneezyfido]

For every new world, at least one copper vein will get me. I dig them out and try to get them to break at once, but especially in the forest there's almost always a merged tree or rock that keeps it supported. That's where the hunt for the offending segment begins.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

and how do you die?

[@sneezyfido]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming I have to climb up on top. When I find the right spot the whole thing collapses into the pit I dug around it. With me on top. Those pits are deep!

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@sneezyfido oh i gotcha. yeah they are!

[@Ghostyfreaks]

sailing into the ashlands with a longboat before killing the queen unaware of what to expect.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

oh damn! that is tough

[@pokefuranku]

My favorite dumb way to die is forget eating while building the base and then randomly fall

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha thats a good one

[@zLucasCosta]

In my first playthrough, I was like: "What if I follow the giant sky root?" And yes, I fell with all my endgame stuff

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

Noooo!

[@elliottcook1045]

oof :( rip stuff

[@KnutKungen]

The dumbest way I've died is probably jumping into the water from a roof and landing on a player

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

thats hilarious haha

[@noripoo]

When my friend bought me the game last Xmas, my very first death was smoke inhalation 😆 I was like dude, you didn't warn me I can die this way!!

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha super unexpected isn't it!

[@Tomiro-1984]

Forgetting that wearing the feathered cape makes you very weak against fire, and then fighting a Gjall or Valkyrie

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

yaaa

[@LtScooby_]

Not clearing the tar pit near the Fuling village before assaulting it (getting tarred makes you super weak to fire and there are fire mage goblins in the villages) and/or Having Root armor on when going into a Fuling village

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

growths man. easily top 3 least favorite mob to feat

[@LtScooby_]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming they were SUCH a good addition

[@NorthOf55Aventures]

What a great video idea! Reminds me of that "1000 ways to die" show

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

awesome! glad you enjoyed it

[@Krisisisis]

Dying from not being able to run after picking up your stuff. After dying to a boss you can just respawn and pick up all your stuff right? Well, there is usually a lot of loose stone around to pick up and once your death run buff expires you're encumbered and won't be able to doge the bosses attack...

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

ooof thats a realllly good one!

[@micahmizener584]

Bro I love this video! The style and theme is so good!

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

im so happy to hear that! I was a little worried this one might not hit but this gives me more confidence!

[@Cerak-ox7es]

@@SpazzyjonesGamingI have died from nearly all of these

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@Cerak-ox7es hahaa

[@Cerak-ox7es]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming i mean it’s true

[@seadog8807]

Great video Spazzy! Had me chuckling throughout! 🤣🤣👍👍

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

glad it brough a smile to your face seadog!

[@thepieguy4119]

the portal one is very avoidable, when placing it you'll see one that side is has black markings on it, that is always the side you'll come out of. just keep that in mind when placing it and you'll be just fine :)

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

oh definitely. its a silly way to die

[@charlesschuldliner4150]

When accidentally do damage to a dverg during fight with seekers could be lead to a dumbest death though

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

that is the WORST

[@MrSageOlorin]

You forgot to mention the undeployed spikes on the catapult...

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

oooh thats a good one! those are devastating

[@fcold9402]

Not thinking and thus not eating and running into any biome beyond black forest. You can maybe survive the first hit in black forest (and of course meadows)and be able to save yourself, but not really anyplace else.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

you've got that right

[@Jalbesbe]

Who doesn't have three slots of food on them constantly. Also you're telling me that some people don't religiously repair all of their gear every time they go back to their bass????

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

rookie mistake not having 3 foods

[@RW77777777]

3 food yes with 12% duration left on all of them

[@Frostenblitz]

bro is expert at dying 💀 even i didnt knew some of these deaths

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

the goat of dying

[@Frostenblitz]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming i dont think thats a good skill but its funny one 💀 but you left one stupid death out of the video that is pretty common to you and that is not using shield

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@Frostenblitz true. I very rarely use shields

[@sh1ne638]

Ive never died a dumb death, but i had 2 really close calls getting stuck in water. 1st time in sunken crypts swimming areas and 2nd time inside an iceberg in the deep north 😂

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

oooh. drowning is a tough way to go

[@DenH-e7b]

I feel sorry for you then bub I went into the black Forest first thing and walked out alive just a bow and a torch. First time playing was told I needed troll leather to deal with them directly got one went back. Then got the stuff from the medows to upgrade. Devil may cry originals experience honestly helped a lot.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

[@Grainofsand-c5r]

You haven't done dying from catapult spikes because I have died an embarrassing amount from it

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

Mann i have! i completely forgot about that one. those do WORK

[@werinter]

Windmills can KILL you? I didn't know those things do damage...(1300+ hours played)

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha i know right

[@LT72884]

Yesterday, i started a new character,since my other is in ashlands, and i had 2 hit points left, and a gray dwarf got one hell of a lucky throw with a rock and beaned me in the head and killed me

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

nooo! I've had that happen to me. Absolutely bewildered when it happens

[@pokefuranku]

7:53 *Don Quixote Red Glowing Eyes*

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha

[@greengriffin]

Dumbest way I´ve died was by testing the Slayer´s damage on me, with the help of a friend

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha hilarious

[@James-jf8jv]

If you have over 100 health you can survive any fall off of flying creatures

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

facts

[@CinnamonYar]

I find windmills a great defense against Deathquitos

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

very true

[@LtScooby_]

Fantastic video idea!

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

thanks dude!

[@elliottcook1045]

My Dad sailed off the map before lol And the Dumbest way I've died? Well I like using berserker axes secondary attack to launch myself off the long stars of our house into the water. Unfortunately, one time I forgot to equip my feather cape, so I kinda died lol... I think I'm the first for that death.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

oof rip! forgetting the cape is a recipe for disaster

[@Bullminator]

Wait....windmills do damage? I never noticed. This would make them a great base defense for dethskitos :P Probaly my dumbest way i died was in tar. I was digging to deep, tar run me over and i couldnt get out at all. (and yes a pick broke)

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

they are an excellent defense against deathsuitos! Tar pits are the worst

[@MotudGotHacked]

spazzy i got all skills to level 100 recently but lost all in ashlands:D

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

Noooo that is tragic!

[@CERBERASX01]

Trees have killed me more than enemy mobs

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

you gotta be careful of trees!

[@angerykenboi1959]

odmay eviewray enwhay

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

what is this haha

[@angerykenboi1959]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming can’t read pig-Latin, Spazzy?

[@sebastianmiranda9026]

I died from a little jump I had to do at 2 HP just right after I popped a major health potion mid air at mistlands from fighting seekers

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

PAIN

[@ScarlettMay85]

🎵🎵 Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 🎵🎵

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

now I am singing that tune in my own head hahah

[@ScarlettMay85]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming it was playing in my head the whole video XD

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@ScarlettMay85 I should have featured it in the video! 🤦

[@ScarlettMay85]

@SpazzyjonesGaming maybe a short with the song and a few glorious deaths to help draw more attention to the main video?

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@ScarlettMay85 yes! always a good idea to make a short of two as a sample of the main video

[@CinnamonYar]

I love sailing off the world.☺️

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

its wild to me that there is just a cliff at the edge hahah

[@seanpoore2428]

Building.....it's always building 😅

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

haha many people have had that experience

[@Astro_Panda9]

i died from fall damage in my base cuz i was used to feather cape before i switched to ashland capes

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

ahhh i gotcha

[@hellkat71]

Oh!! I recently did that! Was used to the feather cape in one of my worlds, but forgot I didn't have it in another world, and jumped from a height in the mistlands and went splat. Thankfully I had just enough health to survive, but it left me very vulnerable because I'd forgotten to take any meads with me

[@lyleseward8638]

I bet I have this checklist completed 😂

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

hahah

[@lyleseward8638]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming I did have a lot of these completed. And not always on an empty stomach. Usually with some honey in my system.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@lyleseward8638 honey is one of my goto foods when im just chillin around my base. cheap and solid for the cost

[@Oak_Knight]

What sound effect did you use with the deaths? It sounded like a clap. I think the video would have been funnier with a different sound. You didn't mention the catapult legs, which do very nasty damage. I've died to that one. I'm not sure what my dumbest death is. probably having had the feather cape for ages, switching to the asksvin cape and then after sleeping, charging downstairs and flying over some steps at high speed to then pancake on the ground below.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

i actually don't know. I had an editor edit this one but good feedback. I will share that with them

[@elfie_gacha1820]

I mean if you die far away from base you will get mad if you die near base you just die

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

yes

[@elfie_gacha1820]

I have died to 1 3 6 and 10

[@arisameulolson]

3:40 is that my submission from reddit?

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

maybe so but i don't think it was mentioned by only one person

[@Xmal-yt]

Yes!!!! lol!!!!!!

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

hahah yoyo XMAL!

[@micahmizener584]

Man your up late

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

I am. Crushing a video on the bog witch for tomorrow

[@micahmizener584]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming the devs ate with the update! I can’t wait to check it out for myself

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@micahmizener584 its really good! i think its one of their best updates in a WHILE