26 Minutes of Jokes THAT WILL PUT ME TO PRISON

[@BlargMyShnoople]

Refresh if you can't watch, not sure wtf happened

[@DanielDeLeon69]

Hey Blarg who's your favorite superhero???

[@ELQUECOME]

Shi just subbed today and i already love your vids 😂

[@mattc8908]

Refreshing.. too much work... taking a nap now

[@prom00n]

I did and thank you bro 🙏

[@Thatguy98544]

Hey blarg I was just brutally murderd by Andrew Tate

[@ConnollyUK]

I truly can't wait for Blarg's 1m subscriber special. You deserve it so much my favourite little goose honker

[@robyngwendolynshiloh5277]

Daddy's little goose honker

[@hirtew7]

Uncle’s little goose honker

[@ExHavic]

I can only imagine the debauchery that will be in it

[@ActualTrashcan]

You don’t say all that and then… insult him? when you put little in front I’m not sure if it’s an insult anymore. You have confused me.

[@thequagablesire]

what doES THIS MEAN

[@flanderrrs]

The "spot the fake gamer" conversation killed me.

[@weetabixyeah]

Kim jong un, the queen and kwebbelkop had me in tears

[@hwanniggles187]

@@weetabixyeah i forgot kwebbelkop was even a thing. Man was mad fake

[@obsessivelychaoticdimwit9764]

I love how at least in 50% of these clips it’s Yuumi consistently being the last one Alive lmao

[@bilinasmini3480]

Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

[@SharpAsABricc]

Well he's the sweat of the group so I wouldn't expect anything less

[@CyanYT]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, while Blarg has had some personal time, he's still got regular uploads. This dude and his editors are on another level, feeding us the endless content we crave... Blarg could just evaporate instantly, and his channel will still have videos coming for a month I stg

[@bilinasmini3480]

Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video

[@mitchellblake1475]

That one clip at 17:00 So god damn close to an ace while Soup and McNasty have McDonald's flashbacks

[@therainfalls1547]

McDonald's? What did Soup and Mcnasty do at McDonald's?

[@meatydonut6477]

Loving the 20-40 minute vids mate. Amazing content and good laughs keep it up

[@AlexKeyes299]

Doo trying to explain the video to soup is how we all try to explain Soup's videos to other people who don't watch yt.

[@anshsharma4131]

14:00 The whole Bong Water bit had me rolling while tearing up from laughter, it just itched my brain perfectly😂

[@zacharywelsh6131]

Blarg and the guys have been making fun of so many people as of recent and I’m so for it. Get this man to 1 mil

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

theres so many sounds, dumb jokes, and funny moments back to back at full speed holy shit lmao...this vid is a classic

[@Queue_Thrills]

9:45 man really sang Greta Thunberg like helicopter helicopter 😂😂😂

[@dappergenesis822]

@9:20 I was literally falling asleep and my eyes were half way shut. Then I rewound and realized it was Yumi having a stroke 😂

[@chaoticlamb8283]

He went up 1k since he made this vid! That's great!

[@willhogan1334]

Come on everyone!! Let’s get this man to 1 mil. He deserves it more than anything. Thank you blarg for the great content! Keep it up big dawg

[@nixl518]

Blarg and his goons have been the only people who can make me laugh for 26 minutes straight.

[@pichie5409]

15:49 Very nice French pronunciation there ! "Bob l'Éponge" 10/10

[@delusionalsky]

I mean he is Canadian

[@pichie5409]

@@delusionalsky Im also canadian and A Quebecers (Mean my mother language is french). I guarantee you that being Canadian doesn't give you a good french accent. 😆

[@annalisesusan9360]

Man I tell hue what falling asleep while watching gave me simultaneously the best and worst dream of my life, actually woke up laughing 😂

[@Zel_eo]

My man at 13:03 with the Rushia png...I see you my boy, never forget!

[@doxbox1355]

This is most definitely my favourite and funniest video I personally think blarg has ever uploaded I didn’t stop laughing the entire time

[@gutbucket6184]

Blarg deserves 1 million subscribers, he is the funny man

[@hebrody]

I don’t understand how you haven’t hit one mil, like all of your friends have over a mil and you are arguably the funniest out of them. Keep up the content it’s amazing!

[@Slygrond]

They're all unique really

[@livesinbin5830]

He’s not the funniest but he still deserves more subs

[@Viva_G89]

"#43 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" I'm so happy to see this on one of your videos Blarg! You'll be at 1 mil subs in no time!

[@yungplauge420]

Keep up the amazing work !! You've gone so far !! Your gonna be one of the greats. Keep being your self and you'll go far !!!!

[@gabulzabulvods]

We getting closer to one milion! Keep up the great work blarg you deserve all the good things

[@Pon1bcd]

Hit that 1 mil. You deserve that play button and your massive following.

[@WorstSociety]

“Gary I knew u were a bottom feeder” was so good 😂

[@quirklesshan4871]

this was way too funny to try to discreetly watch at work 😂

[@danielhoskens3146]

I look forward to seeing Blarg hit 1 million subs because he absolutely deserves it and I’ve been along for the ride since 1,000

[@evanarnold3663]

10:13 blarg and soup both missed a perfect opportunity to throw in a “JUST DO IIIIIIT!¡”

[@speedKGDM]

10:34 caught me off Guard due to the fact THAT MY NAME IS BLAKE 😭 why y’all gotta bring the names into it now every Blake gonna be weirded out by that shi

[@Aegisoftheshine]

As a band kid i can confirm we do eat sleeping horses

[@wiseguise5960]

I honestly love these videos with the dumbest random jokes 🤣😂

[@JoJo-jt7dh]

i hope matt get his 1 Million Subs soon, he is our little frog mustard

[@estrellahaley5409]

Frucket of frog mustard

[@akreasendo3653]

The amount of this content is so wholesome 😂😂😂😂😂

[@R3DHarmony]

Every time Blarg plays CS:GO it's not Counter Strike Global Offensive. It's Comedically Structured Globally Offensive

[@jackrock1475]

Blarg I hope you casually glance upon this comment while waiting in line to get coffee. Love the vid. Be on the podcast more please we miss you.

[@u7felix]

imagine gaming and all of the sudden behind you you hear “turedamevinevine turedamevinevine”

[@AwfulWeather5684]

Yumi’s name is Blake? That’s crazy

[@fifiplayz6723]

Straight from the beginning and already just "I just got killed by Andrew Tate"

[@scouseleemini1]

Story of my life

[@colinbartlett3812]

I hope that Blarg hits 1 million on or before Christmas! That would be a great gift from us.

[@meowmeow575]

I can't breathe help "catfish exoskeleton"

[@pj9605]

That million milestone video is something I can't wait for

[@igglet333]

That thumbnail… Blarg really going for it

[@tomferguson9250]

7:16 something about this whole conversation had me dying 😂*IvAn*

[@anneblackk]

4 pm alarm to wake up. Me who always wakes up around 06:00 without any alarm.

[@albadude1922]

As a Blake I felt so uncomfortable during that conversation.

[@Rat-King27]

Same, I was relaxing and just heard that and bolted upright.

[@Boggersugar]

It’s been four days since the warhead hit Michigan. We are in absolute anarchy please send help.

[@isthatjared1572]

Dude. How the fuck haven’t you hit a milli yet? I’m blown away. You’re awesome Blargey-poo ❤

[@jonezy170]

funny story, we had a kid my freshman year of high school who we called bong water. Well turns out he had a hit list and ended up getting expelled

[@SapphireCrusader1988]

That's quite the plot twist.

[@JamesonTylerBynum]

Them talking about GAP reminded me like “man, who here remembers Osh Kosh B’Gosh?” 😂

[@ElaineTheOnly]

22:45 Hey I'd appreciate not having a 80M8 threat sent to Michigan. My grandma lives there. Thanks!

[@lucapowers6083]

ALMOST 1 MILLION BLARG LETS GOOO

[@raresatonoaie7097]

The only good time for me coming first, to watch a Blarg video xd

[@tylerturner5342]

I will never forget the final round of a family feud, where he asked for a ball made of leather, and the dude said "leather ball"

[@GFIZeraph]

Blarg's echoing W H A T was unreasonably funny

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the entire video 😂🤣

[@tommytaylorberge3875]

That Blink 182 Pat-puss bit killed me.

[@gabrielflo5932]

15:00 that what it sounds like when I start my truck on a winter morning

[@happy_name]

When I watch a csgo video, I always think about how bad the enemy team must be if they're losing or struggling against a bunch of guys just goofing off.

[@austinsamples4090]

Jesus Christ guys can we please get blarg to 1 mil already

[@atomkuehne]

i just about died over the Steve Harvey bit. Don't know why I developed Soup's comedy taste but catfish exoskeleton took the breath outta me

[@snowbandityt]

22:48 thanks goons I can feel your love in Michigan 🤣🤣🤣

[@austoncorless2780]

RIP the vid😢

[@nasty_magician9895]

Been on the road to 1 mill for some time now man doesn't look like it's happening

[@akarbit3r111]

ngl, if Matt got a ace that one round, I would of lost it (in a good way) lol

[@peyj7977]

As a band kid. The marimba was absolutely the best instrument. I'm serious.

[@metalcorgi8750]

As a marimba player, can confirm

[@hazelgrace5760]

as another keyboardist, can also confirm

[@Mr_Dancy_Pants]

2:42 That subtle NFL fanfare on the piano 3 octaves too high...

[@Silentstormm]

Dude your already almost at 900k!! 1000% deserved!

[@russianamazonbox5431]

As a band kid, I can accurately say that we do, in fact, eat horses while they sleep.

[@sutureart2080]

12:56 wouldn't that just be fish scales? XD

[@aldynuswhabiology]

2:41 i laughed too much at that for some reason

[@flyingsquirrel0387]

Me laughing at 22:47 like I don’t fuckin live there.

[@DETHdressedInRED]

10:08 uhhhhh nah dude I think I'm more gassy than he is. Back in highschool I got suspended for 10 days because during an assembly I was waiting for a moment while principle Castagna was talking loud to let a fart rip and he just happened to stop right as this MONSTER roared out of me for a solid 40 seconds and it was so loud it echoed in the gym. Oh not to mention everyone around me started gagging and running away. I still find that shit hilarious.

[@JRjr3]

For 6 years the secret service have been armed senior care nurses. We need some young blood again!

[@1990EscortXR3i]

Holy shit haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you

[@ethanscott3989]

This whole vid is like: I just woke up and someone ask me a question.

[@roobeedooo]

me studying the languages, histories, and traditions of various countries so that i can be racist more accurately online

[@alfiejohnson3216]

The way they said flood as if its not already a word 😂

[@Anobluu]

12:11 - "I don't get it..." *_"Slavery!"_*

[@Hoops1DidItAgain]

Y’all make my day everyday watching y’all videos

[@tylertheotaku9270]

"just enough for one lillypad please"

[@brandonlawrence4338]

Put you to prison 😂 yep, this is a blarg video

[@daniellefall1516]

What happened to the streams? Also the face cam went away like months ago and I miss it. Also, I love you blarg. You deserve so much. You are an amazing person. I have been a fan for quite awhile. I can’t wait to be there for the 1 mil video. Love you blarg.

[@notrebelbuffoon522]

Concerning the joke about Milk poured over ppl behind big ben: you do know, hopefully, that the Tower is not Big ben, but the Bell within the Tower is Big Ben. as such, you aren't actually able to get behind it, since you aren't just allowed up there.

[@estrellahaley5409]

Imma steal it

[@mochimaid]

As someone from Michigan I can guarantee Dallas Soup did indeed threaten to bomb the entire shitty state off of the map.

[@supplerope8023]

I’ve been around since before 500k. Seeing how close we are makes me so excited for the day we can finally say 1 Mil.

[@GZxuanChannel-nx9vi]

Yess, The Misfit Goon-Crew Goes Super-Offensive, is, So, Hilariously-Comedic

[@Sh4dowgale]

Heck yeah! I'm watching this on my lunch break.

[@daemondrako]

I don't know if it's because I'm badly sick but I cried laughing for the whole video

[@batistabomball]

I was dying all video, classic goons and needed after a long day

[@jaydusmaitland2262]

Stand behind the person who doesnt pee and mount your hands on their shoulders and whisper into their ear, "You got this babe"

[@yoshi396]

4:27 Doo says Homosexuals' with such clarity lol

[@highluxpotato810]

I feel like Strokey the Goldfish made this video based on how much stroke-inducing jokes are made in this video.

[@loglog7]

*A marimba is just a xylophone for adults.*

[@saku7505]

Please let's get this man to 1 mil before the beginning of 2023 he has brought alot of joy to everyone because his content his hilarious he deserves it

[@pog3735]

23:43 as a quiet kid this is true

[@rjnicks3069]

New blarg content? Yay!

[@kassiekelly5040]

hell yeah blarg!!!! almost 900k🥳

[@ssilent8202]

Now we need a Soup flute video