This Video is The HARDEST I'VE EVER LAUGHED On This Game

Blarg, Soup, Swagger, Dooo, and Mcnasty discuss crabs for 45 minutes
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[@BlargMyShnoople]

1 like = 1 crab found

[@tealstone_]

I’m crab 🦀

[@crma.klutchin1376]

IM MENTALLY IMPAIRED

[@aguythatyoudontknow5829]

1 crab found officially

[@shadow_onyx5016]

1 reply = 1 crab consumed

[@XxGrencexX]

Lets find all the 11 billion snow crabs

[@Pink.Experience]

I never thought I'd cry laughing at almost 40 minutes of nothing but crab jokes but here I am

[@phenomanII]

The last time I cried laughing was when Smii7y hopped out of that Tesla in GTA V. This was like that moment but if the video not only didn't end, but continued for 25 minutes and somehow *ramped up* The closest thing I can compare this to is Big Iron with AI generated images - something that literally couldn't exist at any point of time other than right now.

[@defestorvortex5457]

@@phenomanII yes I remember rat

[@provc_dc3202]

U

[@rattledroar2426]

Dude I was watching this at work and had to keep pausing so I wouldnt laugh out loud and be looked at😂 I had tears running down my cheeks

[@sammylawrence7777]

I was in pain laughing at this cause I was in a library. I had to hold it in or people would put me in an asylum.

[@_____s___]

if this is them sober i wanna see 40 straight minutes of drunk crab talk

[@SnowKiwi]

One like away from 69

[@deeznuts9886]

Imagine if all of them take DMT instead before talking about crabs for like 2 hours

[@Egg_Wallace]

​@@deeznuts9886I wanna see them smoke weed and then laugh their ass off at the crab bullshit

[@andrewpotter9613]

Swaggersouls is most likely baked af during this 🤣

[@andrewpotter9613]

​@@Egg_Wallaceuhh Swaggersouls is for sure high af listen to him and his laugh dude

[@christophsiebert1213]

This crab conversation was one of the funniest bits ever. How, can one simple statement make for 2-3 hours of content?

[@fratercula3548]

idk but i definetly want to see the full session

[@justjay2477]

4:59 I don't think anyone could have predicted the impact this would have on an entire 40min video lmao

[@mightycentaur7140]

Fr I had no idea this is what he meant

[@igyiguana2795]

I thought they were gonna be making crab jokes for like 2 minutes….. ohhh was I wrong

[@KVGKQuake]

Just wait until it gets brought up on the podcast

[@Luke-nc6fj]

@@KVGKQuake crab cast

[@Chernould_]

A single question brought this recording session to its knees

[@liamtitan5598]

This session is way too chaotic. I love it. Every perspective I have watched brings the same feeling of spiraling down

[@histranger7988]

*too

[@EslayerTM]

@@histranger7988 *2

[@joelbaker8103]

*Two

[@cakeandmilk4526]

Except dooo

[@SabeSilver]

@@joelbaker8103 11 billion***

[@tyrbaan7295]

I haven't laughed this hard in months. Who knew talking about crabs for 3 hours suddenly followed by a 150Db train would literally make me collapse from laughter.

[@WindowLickingDeer]

The most disappointing part is the train horn isn't even in Swagger's video. Honestly my favorite part of the whole session.

[@oldajtap1361]

4:57 is when it all begins. There’s like over a solid 30mins of crab and breaking bad jokes. What a blessing

[@S1eepy0w1]

43 minutes of blarg is a absolute blessing

[@albadude1922]

Praise Allah for this my dawg

[@CalCon04]

I didn’t even realise it was that long. Gad damn! I’m not sleeping for awhile now. 😂

[@Spk021]

an* but yes, this was a pleasant surprise

[@arciere9986]

Had you put "40 minutes" of blarg, I know there'd be some fool like "actually it's 43 minutes"

[@silent_nation0]

I didn't notice it was 43 minutes until you said it😂

[@mythicpossumm]

I love how swagger just sounds drunk 24/7

[@christianolivarez9049]

I’m pretty sure he’s stoned

[@mythicpossumm]

@@christianolivarez9049 felt that one lol

[@stormierbody8419]

@@christianolivarez9049 rarely ever hear him sober

[@Heroo01]

He's always high, that's kinda his personality

[@709mash]

He sounds like he's forcing his voice lately imo. I'm probably wrong, but it just seems "off" compared to how it used to sound. Granted it's been a long time since I heard him so I could be misremembering.

[@jtmartin1170]

At this point hearing “11 billion crabs” has the same effect on me as “Fortunate Son” had on my grandpa.

[@madness-sauce5298]

40:52 This part had me dying along with soup

[@Officer1774]

Blarg is getting closer and closer to that 1 mil. It's going to be a grand day once he hits it. The most deserving of them all.

[@k2mtn86]

He’ll hit 1 mil when he finds all the 11 billion crabs

[@declanscheps9102]

I have never watched a youtuber that deserves 1 mil more than Blarg

[@samuelhouchin1792]

That best of 1 Million is going to break KZbin.

[@royalsolar11]

it's going to be a crab day.

[@brandonwellar]

Maybe he’ll do a face reveal

[@mixxxter]

Seen this video from 3 different POVs and I still cry every time

[@cakeandmilk4526]

My favorite is doo's perspective

[@enriquecoronajr]

@@cakeandmilk4526 yeah what dooo and soup did with the family guy crab bit was funny asf since they had different parts added

[@Guiggy-pb1vd]

Facts, Doos is probably the best 😂😂😂

[@retrolife_core2381]

43 minutes…43 minutes of pure crab filled, gut busting humor. Top tier

[@akranger7156]

as a Alaskan i find this message from soup pretty accurate about Alaskas crab disappearance

[@abbya4376]

“You hear a billion crabs went missing?” Famous last words

[@phenomanII]

25:40 I finally found the point where this somehow became the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. *CRABBY*

[@phenomanII]

If you're not laughing by the time 28:10 hits, you not human.

[@furrygaesex]

@@phenomanII I'm a furry, can i still laugh?

[@LanaJustBecause]

@@furrygaesex meh sure. you do you (no crimes tho)

[@furrygaesex]

@@LanaJustBecause I will commit gay crimes, that's for sure

[@Nautilus472]

​@@furrygaesex I mean, nothin's stopping ya.

[@ChocolateMilkDrinkers]

Every time I come back to cry laugh, 37:11 is what demolishes my depression into gasping for air. Fucking incredible Swagger

[@WindowLickingDeer]

I honestly want to know who played the train horn sound. I'd guess Swagger, but I don't know.

[@Whiteythereaper]

@Erik The Red it's not in his video

[@WindowLickingDeer]

@@Whiteythereaper Yeah, I was disappointed. There were a lot of funny parts of that session, but the train horn is my favorite. It is one of my all time favorite Goons moments.

[@didograce3531]

Don't take a shot every time they bring up crabs, you'll be dead before the end of the video

[@SirTriton]

I heard matt starting about those missing crabs and i immeadiatly knew this was gonna be a good video You can never go wrong with crab jokes

[@ToastiestWaffle]

11 billion crab jokes

[@heisgabetorres]

i saw the tweets like two days before watching this the first time lmao

[@jeremiahfyan]

I physically cringe at the level of stupidity to not realize A. Theyre wild crabs and B. "Missing" means poached

[@heisgabetorres]

@@jeremiahfyan cool story bro, didn’t ask

[@jeremiahfyan]

@@heisgabetorres cool reply bro, never @'d you. Get the sandy vag outta here

[@DrnkNDonuts69]

Driving through Texas every day and seeing a buccee’s gas station makes me think that if there was ever to be a post apocalyptic world there would be an entire faction that worships a damn beaver

[@lucasbonnett5780]

Beaver damn

[@phenomanII]

@@lucasbonnett5780 See burger? Dam.

[@peytondavila6892]

I love that beaver

[@mortalatlas9501]

I seen that meme.

[@northtexasskies3243]

@@phenomanII Dam that's an old reference. What video was it? I can't remember.

[@thadsaylor8726]

Imma be honest, I had to watch this video twice, cause I passed out in the middle laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

[@TheArchighves]

It was 11 months ago, that 11 billions crabs were lost

[@mfisonoe]

43 minutes of CS:GO is something I haven’t seen for years. All love matt, close to 1 mill

[@andrew9771]

That’s wasn’t cs go. It was crab

[@ToastiestWaffle]

@@andrew9771 Everything is crab

[@rayvg7709]

@@ToastiestWaffle then how did we lose track of so many?

[@Lord_Yeetis]

37:41 I began chocking I laughed so hard.

[@Rooky7776]

I thought the dramatic shock noise was funny but then the train horn caught me off guard so hard.

[@aguy4961]

After seeing this bit like 10 times, I have never gone this far into the depths of crab, this is a literal episode of the twilight zone

[@megc5672]

This reminds me of the old bappo clips. I genuinely laughed so hard from this video I had to step away from my work. Can’t wait for him to hit 1 mil. Definitely deserved.

[@DMazz441]

39:00 can we appreciate how good that bit was lmao

[@parkerhughes5086]

17:22 broke me. I’m trying to do homework and I started crying laughing 😂

[@mtboy33]

It’s been a long ass time since I cried from laughing. Blarg’s laugh is contagious too 😂❤ great video!

[@lilian2242]

I wheeze laughed for the first time in over 12 years at this video. Best time I’ve had watching a video ever. Good job blarg

[@Enohx]

This video is radiating so much chaos. 43 minutes talking about crabs, I love it!

[@calsnider3222]

Blarg deserves at least 1.5 mil just by the content he creates

[@bechlyb_6959]

Specifically 1.5 million?

[@user-ky4fr3oh6y]

I like how they are trash talking them in the game chat yet they are just laughing their ass off about crab jokes

[@CalmestRaccoon]

The robotic-like AI voice you heard near the end is actually partially a voice changer called Voicemod. And yes, their newest beta voices allow you to literally change your voice instead of merely adding effects like voice changers usually do.

[@UshTheGreat]

This is either the best video you've ever uploaded or I lost all my brain cells watching this and can't contemplate anything anymore

[@parallax8298]

why not both?

[@anreku]

Blarg you beautiful man giving us a 43 minute video. GET THIS MAN TO 1 MIL NOW!

[@LiftandCoa]

i love ever angle of this session thats easily 2 hours of me laughing at crab jokes some might argue im easily amused, but i would argue this session was pure art and it elevated my mind and made me better as a person.

[@Guiggy-pb1vd]

Most undercrabbed comment

[@sammarcum18]

The slow descent into insanity in this video is what makes it so amazing. Best video to date

[@zandertracy2159]

I laughed so much at this that I am genuinely worried for my mental health

[@phenomanII]

Oh mine is fucked and I laughed probably just as much. Make of that what you will

[@MediocreDyl]

42:35 definitely my favorite part😂

[@gnarlynachoosrs1152]

I have not laughed this hard out loud by myself in a long time this is absolutely gotta be illegal

[@aidenl7094]

25:50 just a bunch of crabs eating corn and laying eggs

[@rookie713]

A 40 minutes Blarg video??? Christmas has came early

[@activetemper7860]

U spoke the truth

[@ShiftyWolf117]

Thoughts and prayers 🙏 go out to all the Alaskans affected by the disappearance of those 11 billion crabs.

[@colewoild]

ive never wanted a full unedited session for anything more in my life

[@justmonika7227]

I love this so much I haven’t laughed this much in a while, saddening that all it’s about is crabs and I laughed my butt off 😂😂😂

[@NJ-239]

This has got to be the most they ever have stretched out a joke 😂😂 Damn Crabs

[@burntpork3599]

This video has inspired me to crab life by the claws, thank you Blarg.

[@amberwood5325]

It's really a talent to make so much quality content just about crabs 🦀

[@justinbridges209]

That's it. I'm getting a restraining order against crabs.

[@lexerwilliams8880]

This is probably one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time hahaha

[@curlygirly7787]

As soon as Blarg said that people are going to evolve into crabs, I started chanting "Crab people" from South Park

[@randomcontent2196]

Theres an alternate universe right now where a group of crab homies died laughing about humans for hours

[@charleysketch5666]

I can't believe that I've watched this complete video more than once and still buckled over every joke

[@Epic.D.Gamer38]

Can’t wait for this saga of the 11 billion crabs

[@connormorris7999]

so close to a million!! so good to see blarg succeeding

[@albadude1922]

He better hit it by December 31st 2022.

[@S197Szymonik]

If only the 11 billion crabs could subscribe

[@Daremore]

I watch this video so many times, and every single time it feels like a secondhand fever dream

[@NightRaid777]

I’ve never gotten such a headache from laughing at crab jokes before.

[@DylPixel]

it's been a long ass time since I've been in pain from laughter, so ty for that. Thoughts and prayers out to those 11 billion crabs

[@MaztRPwn]

Blarg and Soups versions of the Billion Crabs arc are my favorites.

[@dedsec1704]

I really just sat here and watched a whole 40 minute video of crab jokes, it's actually impressive you've kept me here for this long and I love it🤣

[@WailfulSeeker82]

11 billion crabs used to live in this city. Now it's a ghost town

[@HeyImWizard]

There were parts i was afraid i would pass away from lack of air after laughing so hard

[@porterjones7054]

if somebody stole 11 billion crabs they would make $30800000000

[@alyssasingletary1663]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time lmao just dragging on and on.

[@adminmichel3702]

theres gonna be atleast one jay without both legs watching this video at some point in history

[@AnimeTrexozeee]

i haven't laughed so hard in a while. i fucking love braindead conversations. shit had me rolling XD

[@akiro5653]

I'm instantly confused.

[@Reign_Of_Terror76]

This is far better than any normal content tbh

[@lunarramstore7588]

I never thought I would find so much enjoyment from the potential death of 11 billion crabs rofl

[@piratequeen0220]

I’ve never cried and laughed so hard 😂

[@danielhavoc889]

This was easily one of the best vids you've put out. Please more 11 billion crustacean content.

[@stephanheredia606]

this was the video to make me laugh during class out loud I regret nothing 😂

[@SebHaarfagre]

I don't know what to say. This went to one of my shortest playlists. 😂 The banter flowed like a crab with floatees getting carried away by the waves from the Alaskan shores

[@Itz_0rion]

Love your content !

[@Itz_0rion]

Best KZbinr

[@Midnight_Bluez]

So this is blargs side of the story for the crab incident… Worth it lol 😂

[@traviselwell3066]

I’ve been waiting for this footage 😂

[@jafun941]

I love the longer videos makes my day go faster thanks

[@Cedmues]

The word crab has lost all meaning.

[@martythegod6875]

that was genuinely one of the funniest videos I've seen

[@Shiranu17]

A bunch of stuff does infact keep on evolving into crab. Crab is lord.

[@TuranoLemur]

Genuinely might be one of my favourite videos, it just devolved into chaos about crabs

[@YourMomsFavGamer]

The last ten or so minutes of whatever the fuck I let penetrate my listening wells, was sooooo scuffed I still couldn’t help but die of laughter. Where am I

[@ragenarok2842]

Videos like this are the best to watch while high af. You got no idea what's going on, all you know is that it's funny lol

[@dylanhayes2865]

I’ve never need an ad break so badly before. I couldn’t breath

[@BloodyMobile]

Imagine being a history and math teacher on crack and coming up to the class: "If 11 billion crabs go missing, how many Holocaust's would that equal?" No one would forget that day for all the wrong reasons xD

[@cameronharris1417]

easily the hardest i have laugh for that long in a long time. I still have tears in my eyes lol

[@jpfan100]

I've watched this 4 or 5 times and it still makes me laugh

[@howdyduty3855]

11 billion crabs used to live here ,and now it a ghost town. - gamer

[@vyse102]

"You guys don't have black people in Australia yet?" Would have been perfect had someone followed up with "I thought you guys were a penal colony?"

[@Noxis_The_Dragon]

Out of all of the crab talk. No one was like... "Ok i gotta leave" and just play the Mr. Krabs walking noise.

[@rosevasey1097]

It's funny because I laughed more at the crab talk in this video than I have laughed at all of the other content on this channel put together

[@huskymudkip1520]

Hands down, one of your best videos you've posted

[@HolyBread]

unironically my favourite video, I come back every so often.

[@MosaicGeckos]

This video makes me laugh every time I re-watch it. 😂😂😂 thank you for the 11billion crabs topic. 🎉my favourite video on the internet 😂

[@IgnoreThisCommentBro]

I subbed, this video was absolutely funny for the dumbest reasons and I love it !!!

[@IncrediblyToxic]

I frequently come back to all the perspectives of this video. By far the best thing y'all have ever posted

[@daidaley3781]

11 billion crabs used to live here... now its a ghost town