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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 3 жыл бұрын
Go see Tim on tour: www.timdilloncomedy.com/
@ChelleSimon
@ChelleSimon 3 жыл бұрын
I can not wait to see you in Sacramento.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
Git on over here to Northwest Arkansas. Or at least KC. Tulsa? C'mon, man!
@notPepeTho
@notPepeTho 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 why would i take a test
@Brett_Aint_Dead
@Brett_Aint_Dead 3 жыл бұрын
Tim should endorse faking vac cards , not that hard tbh .
@notPepeTho
@notPepeTho 3 жыл бұрын
@@Brett_Aint_Dead fake business at it's finest
@Soulr
@Soulr 3 жыл бұрын
“There’s nobody who understands humanity less than the people whose job it is to showcase it for you on television every night.” 💯
@geocyo8835
@geocyo8835 3 жыл бұрын
I really like your content, Soulr. Keep up the good work.
@Garblegox
@Garblegox 3 жыл бұрын
I know people whose entire grasp of humans comes from TV and movie characters. They're also all the same people who get nothing from therapy and psychiatric drugs. Because their therapists don't recognize they're grappling with someone who wants to be Harry Potter or Sonic The Hedgehog.
@TrevorTrove
@TrevorTrove 3 ай бұрын
Another big channel thats a fan of Timmy hell yeah
@thisland1654
@thisland1654 3 жыл бұрын
Ben : "oh, she's a nothing. She's literally nothing." 🤣💀😂
@drdeadbeat1604
@drdeadbeat1604 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm, you're safe from OJ now
@anarmyoftigers
@anarmyoftigers 3 жыл бұрын
This made me genuinely laugh out loud. RIP Norm
@isaiasguilarte
@isaiasguilarte 3 жыл бұрын
R.i.p Legend
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
its too early to rule out foul play by OJ
@drdeadbeat1604
@drdeadbeat1604 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO well, if the glove fits
@IIEthanGamingII
@IIEthanGamingII 3 жыл бұрын
@@anarmyoftigers me too and i don't even know the inside joke
@c0Ld
@c0Ld 3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the hoodie in summer, it hurts to see Ben's heroin addiction has taken a turn for the worst (edit: since dummies are flooding my inbox- summer doesn't end until sept 22nd)
@zerker08
@zerker08 3 жыл бұрын
It's Balenciaga
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
He stays with someone who is "chubby" if youve never lived with heavier people. They keep the air on to almost artic levels.
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
I meant that studio is probably cold. Forgot bens got a wife. Lolz. Hoodie at work.
@lanesniffin730
@lanesniffin730 3 жыл бұрын
A Dem is in office. We’ve all developed addictions to cope.
@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 3 жыл бұрын
@@lanesniffin730 No one who hasn't voluntarily enlisted can be considered a "real patriot". I don't know about you, but i can't trust any politician who isn't willing to defend the Constitution with their life, to defend it with their word. ....vote veteran. The normalizing of abnormalities is placing America on a bad trajectory. I don't know about you, but I've been deeply disturbed by the use of hyperbolic and disingenuous rhetoric coming from representatives in both parties, and their constituents. And as a veteran, i've been seriously disheartened by the degree of incompetence and irreverence in their conduct, ....which you can witness livestreaming on C-SPAN, rather than out of context snippets on MSM. The unfortunate reality is many Americans don't have the the willingness, despite the ability to become knowledgeable of domestic and foreign policy. Most people can't even tell you the differences between Presidential Doctrines. Any groups which uses violence to achieve political goals can't be considered patriotic; If they truly were, they'd be trying to build our country up..... not tear it down. Democracy is a very vulnerable thing; and i highly recommend the books "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder; its a nice pocket guide to defending democratic institutions. And "The True Believer" by Eric Hoffer covers how they can collapse if great care isn't taken. These two books paired together are quite poignant and empowering to even the most average person. And we need to get back to having conversations with people whom we disagree or feel we have nothing in common with. I highly recommend people taking the time to watch the livestream of our own government on C-SPAN, whenever they get back to work; to see and hear for one's self, what's said and done, without the spin or biases of MSM. ....Not to mention the daily transcripts are made available on the Congress, Senate, and Supreme Court websites.
@canadianturtle7240
@canadianturtle7240 3 жыл бұрын
If Rockstar makes a new GTA game, they should really consider putting Tim as a radio station in the game. They did this with stand up comedians in their previous games, and even got Opie&Anthony to do radio/ad reads within the game. Tim is a perfect fit
@nickyjames1985
@nickyjames1985 3 жыл бұрын
Tim could inspire the whole storyline honestly lol
@RamyTheGreat
@RamyTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
I want to do heists as Tim Dillon.
@dirtymfnsanchez
@dirtymfnsanchez 3 жыл бұрын
He should play a spoof Rush 40 min talk show I'm sure RockStar would love for him to help write scripts being an Australian company
@basednative271
@basednative271 3 жыл бұрын
This would be wise, hopefully the executives catch onto this idea. Give him a radio talk show called "Ask the Pig"
@blackasinc
@blackasinc 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes.
@jcclarkeru
@jcclarkeru 3 жыл бұрын
In 2003, when I was 24, I lived in LA, didn’t have a clue what I was doing there, and I worked at Starbucks. Norm came in one night when no one was there, and I was the only person manning the register. I recognized him and told him I grew up on his SNL seasons and how much I appreciated his comedy. He was humble, kind, and gave me his big, gentle smile, and thanked me without ego or celebrity condescension. Genuine man.
@jamiezuzu7326
@jamiezuzu7326 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a sweet story:)
@kevinsmoon3257
@kevinsmoon3257 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew santino has a similar great story of his interaction with Norm
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 3 жыл бұрын
did he really speak in his signature voice??? i man gilbert gotfriend used a fake voice (the guy from aladdin voicing eago)
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 жыл бұрын
That's cool. Did any other celebrities come in the store?
@AfricaGeo
@AfricaGeo 3 жыл бұрын
I love these stories
@djyua9157
@djyua9157 3 жыл бұрын
Ben sounding like he's slowly creeping into insanity with his laugh makes this so much better
@cdavid469
@cdavid469 3 жыл бұрын
"Like"
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 3 жыл бұрын
Slowly?
@gt123indefatiguability
@gt123indefatiguability 3 жыл бұрын
Creeping...
@deadarmd
@deadarmd 3 жыл бұрын
Relapse is commmminnnn
@gt123indefatiguability
@gt123indefatiguability 3 жыл бұрын
Into insanity?
@JohnMiller-mmuldoor
@JohnMiller-mmuldoor 3 жыл бұрын
“Well, it’s finally official: Murder is now legal in the state of California.” Possibly greatest one-liner of all time .
@muskokaroads2371
@muskokaroads2371 3 жыл бұрын
Greatest one liner .... I can't breathe hahaha
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia 3 жыл бұрын
legal? it's celebrated, now they get 300 a week with promise of a raise! it's a democrat thang, violence.
@albertorynda740
@albertorynda740 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@connormccarthy8442
@connormccarthy8442 3 жыл бұрын
@@albertorynda740 it’s a norm Macdonald quote man..
@TrevorScanlan
@TrevorScanlan 2 жыл бұрын
The joke was about OJ. I'm not either side but if you are still blaming just one side you are part of the problem
@tylerstevensx
@tylerstevensx 3 жыл бұрын
When Norm kept pushing the Clinton thing, although the social pressure was tense, is proof that he’s in another league.
@martiansarepunk
@martiansarepunk 3 жыл бұрын
It's even better once you hear Norm explain his rationale leading up to and during that appearance. Norm was the OG of trolling.
@md5820
@md5820 3 жыл бұрын
@@martiansarepunk It was on Tom Green show..😂 He said he deliberately acted like a retard to show that all of them knew Clinton really killed someone. GENIUS!
@deadarmd
@deadarmd 3 жыл бұрын
Manslaughter!
@thepdw
@thepdw 3 жыл бұрын
@@md5820 do you have a link to that episode?
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia 3 жыл бұрын
@@md5820 vince foster who rolled himself up in the carpet for starters
@jasonolinger7585
@jasonolinger7585 3 жыл бұрын
Norm not telling anyone about his cancer was his last joke to everyone and i thought it was really good.
@Publiksquare
@Publiksquare 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't even know he was sick
@accuserofthebrethren9240
@accuserofthebrethren9240 3 жыл бұрын
@@Publiksquare it was the very first thing I thought when he died. He did that joke knowing that someone would eventually say that about him. What an absolute genius.
@Cbd_7ohm
@Cbd_7ohm 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 3 жыл бұрын
@Jason Olinger Class Act rip Norm
@HYPERBOWLER
@HYPERBOWLER 3 жыл бұрын
He and battle cancer came to a draw
@masoncarter7333
@masoncarter7333 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than the angelic voice of "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show".
@Hatchiko
@Hatchiko 3 жыл бұрын
I know.. I used to miss "" Tim Dillon's going to hell "But why wait even 20 seconds. It is crack..
@janedoughnut852
@janedoughnut852 3 жыл бұрын
Music to my ears. Truly.
@natedoherty3462
@natedoherty3462 3 жыл бұрын
The utter sigh of relief hearing ladies and gentlemen. Our moment of release, our clarity, our common sense and blood to our brain returning
@kayas1fangirl837
@kayas1fangirl837 3 жыл бұрын
Ben’s laugh is the best in this episode. Perfectly accompanies Tim’s rants.
@kyanrinel5898
@kyanrinel5898 3 жыл бұрын
@digduck2020 I hear it caused Norm’s.
@dinosaurlord1754
@dinosaurlord1754 3 жыл бұрын
rip norm, he was really a legend in every regard
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah even more so than you know.
@DarnThatDragon
@DarnThatDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Gut Punches ALL Around
@super8man807
@super8man807 3 жыл бұрын
Explain to the folks at home how much of a legend Norm was.
@Will-om8lx
@Will-om8lx 3 жыл бұрын
Worlds a lot less funny now
@danielfoster8949
@danielfoster8949 3 жыл бұрын
The best Dino
@samueld6083
@samueld6083 3 жыл бұрын
Tim does the best Harriet Tubman impression. I've always said that.
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
Truly!
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
@twizzm Man I bet you could sell those for 3/5ths what they're actually worth! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 3 жыл бұрын
I heard the Underground Railroad was a real knife fight.
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 жыл бұрын
He nails it. Close your eyes next time he does it and see if you can tell the difference. He nails Harriet and I don't mean in the Biblical sense.
@ohthaterin
@ohthaterin 3 жыл бұрын
my fav part of this show!
@diogeneschicken2968
@diogeneschicken2968 3 жыл бұрын
Tim should do a Fat Activist show . And Ben should be there just laughing at the whole thing . I'd definitely watch that .
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 3 жыл бұрын
Fat activist show where they shame Starr Jones for her weight loss, where ever she may be.
@johnnycomelately9400
@johnnycomelately9400 3 жыл бұрын
"Behold, an activist."
@jonnyenough1531
@jonnyenough1531 3 жыл бұрын
Only doing shows requiring the vaxx.. Sellout
@trentoncrisp
@trentoncrisp 3 жыл бұрын
He has done a Fat Activist podcast. It's one of my favourites
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 3 жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@ElliottTimpf
@ElliottTimpf 3 жыл бұрын
For his next shirt, Tim should recreate the Bill Clinton in a dress painting but Tim dresses up as Meghan Mccain
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 3 жыл бұрын
Conceptually that's alot for a tshirt but an art piece behind him would be powerful
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
A Jpeg NFT of that would go for millions.
@babylonhasfallen5338
@babylonhasfallen5338 3 жыл бұрын
Pin this comment
@Fubuuuuu
@Fubuuuuu 3 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan in the blue dress 👗
@beautifulrose8619
@beautifulrose8619 3 жыл бұрын
@Apophis Uriel Tim has a podcast where he said Austin sucks and he is leaving Austin.
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is more addictive than crack.
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve never smoked crack I see
@jawlinejawlinejawline
@jawlinejawlinejawline 3 жыл бұрын
Idk crack is pretty up there on the addiction scale
@jari6560
@jari6560 3 жыл бұрын
Hunter Biden disagrees
@seandawson5899
@seandawson5899 3 жыл бұрын
@@jari6560 and that's how we ruin stuff everyone. There's tons of famous crack heads. That mayor of Toronto, Whitney Houston's entire family, Amy Wimehouse, DMX, Robert Downy Jr, Lindsey Lohan. But this guy has to he the sly political commentator.
@John-se3sw
@John-se3sw 3 жыл бұрын
@@seandawson5899 ❄️
@cman101892
@cman101892 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Norm is being hilarious and Barbara is like "you're supposed to be funny". God The View is depressing
@curtisnucmed
@curtisnucmed 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. I hadn’t heard. It’s a sad day for comedy. Big love for you Tim.
@tattootommy
@tattootommy 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm, hopefully he is with Chris Farley catching up on the good times
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
Weird to say but I'm glad Andy dick is still alive. We don't have to worry about Norm finding Chris coming out the bathroom with Andy. God I hope he's high.
@krotchlickmeugh627
@krotchlickmeugh627 3 жыл бұрын
Where do you go when you sleep and dont dream? Can you tell me the exact moment with a time you go to sleep one of those nights? Do you not find solace in never knowing you're dead or that there was a reality? Why not?
@lordcrunk4790
@lordcrunk4790 3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody understands humanity less than the people who's job it is to showcase it on tv each night" - Tim Dillon
@TheAmbientMage
@TheAmbientMage 3 жыл бұрын
They cut off the best part about his time on the view. Right after they cut the video he goes "OK then manslaughter!" So brilliant.
@mantra4612
@mantra4612 3 жыл бұрын
His timing was impeccable
@benjaminreyes3624
@benjaminreyes3624 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is a savage which gives me confidence
@pastrie42
@pastrie42 3 жыл бұрын
Just grateful for all the times comedians have made me laugh. Norm was one of the best and I loved him most when he was trolling people. One of my favorites was when he trolled Conan with the long story with my favorite ever norm punchline: "you weren't gay...You were raped."
@seanzibonanzi64
@seanzibonanzi64 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. Him and Hedberg we're always my favorite deadpan comedians, they will be missed.
@jimmymcnulty5079
@jimmymcnulty5079 3 жыл бұрын
Great taste
@sir0nion
@sir0nion 3 жыл бұрын
Who is Hedberg again? Is he the guy who likes to boat?
@z17seattle
@z17seattle 3 жыл бұрын
@@sir0nionmitch hedberg
@gvulture1277
@gvulture1277 3 жыл бұрын
Time flies with Tim, he is the force comedy needs right now.
@teaintheelephantroom
@teaintheelephantroom 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is like that old school divorced dad or uncle who used to get shitfaced at family functions and speak his truth that horrified people who aren’t into strong opinions and don’t admit they watch porn. That guy is now also afraid to to open his mouth when he gets drunk so we are all taking comfort in Tim Dillion%
@DISTR4CK
@DISTR4CK 3 жыл бұрын
The Activist concept sounds like a black mirror episode
@raprometheus3051
@raprometheus3051 3 жыл бұрын
We live in a Black Mirror episode. It's titled "Scamdemic".
@MartinaMcDonagh
@MartinaMcDonagh 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as Tim started discussing [pointless] 'celebrities' and activism - I immediately thought of the 'Garden variety morons !! LOL, LOL.. One of the best descriptions of that pointless pair of clowns. By the way Tim, your merch line needs a T-shirt with 'Garden variety Morons' logo. Yes or Yesssss... LOL.. (-: (-:
@paulgreengod
@paulgreengod 3 жыл бұрын
@@raprometheus3051 cringe
@SortaNormal3
@SortaNormal3 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how sad drunk i get on Saturday, Tim is always here fir me
@720pLyrics
@720pLyrics 3 жыл бұрын
if youre age 30 and above you should only be doing heroin
@davidk.8434
@davidk.8434 2 жыл бұрын
Don't be a loser
@larrybrown1789
@larrybrown1789 3 жыл бұрын
Ben bringin it in hot at 12:00 on the dot, and love the fact that Tim pays respects to Norm first thing right out of the gate. Bravo Mr Dillon
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 3 жыл бұрын
Concurrence.
@666lupine666
@666lupine666 3 жыл бұрын
'I thought this was a matter of record' -RIP Norm
@ptptpt123
@ptptpt123 3 жыл бұрын
Comedians hit another level when they have found their talk funny voice. There could be no joke, no punch-line, but the way they say things is too damn funny. Norm was that level.
@jimmymcnulty5079
@jimmymcnulty5079 3 жыл бұрын
Norm and Mitch were great at that
@osio7528
@osio7528 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimmymcnulty5079 and Cosby
@taylorashton2442
@taylorashton2442 3 жыл бұрын
That’s so true. You can be funny but if you don’t have the confidence to break into that mode of speaking what you say won’t land.
@TrevorScanlan
@TrevorScanlan 2 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Sebastian, Dice
@JacobAaronEllsworth
@JacobAaronEllsworth 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is the funniest person in comedy right now. How lucky I am to witness such a talent.
@johnsun2039
@johnsun2039 3 жыл бұрын
Julianne Houghs (Huff) dad used to be the COO of the company I work for. She came through the warehouse a couple times at various events or investor tours, and she was incredibly sweet. Very nice and down to earth for having danced with so many stars.
@spooky_juice
@spooky_juice 3 жыл бұрын
so she's literally nothing
@s92Nugs
@s92Nugs 3 жыл бұрын
@@spooky_juice 😂😂😂
@jneagles2012
@jneagles2012 3 жыл бұрын
“Yes I am, child, but not nearly as brave and strong as Megan Markle.” Bro this monologue was so damn funny haha.
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 3 жыл бұрын
Norm is the best. Was legit sorrowful when I heard. 1000s of hours of laughs from Ol MacDonald
@martinshkreli3677
@martinshkreli3677 3 жыл бұрын
yeah and the time he shit on the Clintons at the White House correspondents dinner is absolute gold
@badabing2302
@badabing2302 3 жыл бұрын
Where is there thousands of hours of norm ? I’ve only really seen some snl stuff and some podcast clips. I want moooooore !
@martinshkreli3677
@martinshkreli3677 3 жыл бұрын
@@badabing2302 there is someone on KZbin called Iamnotnorm he has all of it
@badabing2302
@badabing2302 3 жыл бұрын
@@martinshkreli3677 thanks Martin , hey what’s up with that wu album ? Did u rip a copy before u sold it
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 3 жыл бұрын
That's how I felt about Greg Giraldo as well. Their passing really was a stomach punch. So much laughter brought to the world from those guys.
@nac5605
@nac5605 2 ай бұрын
This is the only podcast that's worth listening to
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad the owner of Sheath didn’t commit any war crimes this week 😂
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 3 жыл бұрын
@twizzm 😂 true… Robert Patton’s lust for blood has no bounds!
@egoborder3203
@egoborder3203 3 жыл бұрын
He did, but it's been a busy week in the news. Poor guy! He gives it his all but sometimes, in the world of war crimes, you just can't be the center of attention
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 3 жыл бұрын
@@egoborder3203 oh that’s sad… I wish him the best next week!
@earl-larsen
@earl-larsen 3 жыл бұрын
just regular crime, disposing of his 15 year old wife
@kyanrinel5898
@kyanrinel5898 3 жыл бұрын
I hear he called in the airstrike in Afghanistan that killed those 7 kids.
@sambelyea678
@sambelyea678 3 жыл бұрын
Norm passing made me realize why i love Tim so much, he is the closest thing we got to a Norm in today’s comedy.
@jari6560
@jari6560 3 жыл бұрын
If you’ve never seen Norms “this is me doing stand up” you really you should. One of the best comedy specials Ives ever seen. Rip buddy
@jaw0608
@jaw0608 3 жыл бұрын
DURRRRR!
@icu1585
@icu1585 Жыл бұрын
When he said it takes 10 years, I think he meant you’ve made ground quickly and was meant to be a complement
@dimftillon
@dimftillon 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Tim's bloodshot eyes.
@mlgrasshoppa04
@mlgrasshoppa04 3 жыл бұрын
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 3 жыл бұрын
@@mlgrasshoppa04 big in the life city
@ADPax10
@ADPax10 3 жыл бұрын
@@mlgrasshoppa04 Didn't he stop like 11 years ago?
@Hack_es
@Hack_es 3 жыл бұрын
@@mlgrasshoppa04 I don’t think he goes back to Blow after so many years..
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 3 жыл бұрын
its called no sleep. He is up to 6 am everyday, up at 10am.. come on
@brentulstad3275
@brentulstad3275 3 жыл бұрын
This episode's promo for Sheath Underwear is absolutely hilarious! For the loyal longtime listeners, Tim saying "Robert Patron served honorably" might just be the funniest thing he's done yet, a true comedic left turn.
@brandonwicker7579
@brandonwicker7579 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to do his usual routine.😂 And then he started with him marrying a 15 yes old and I lost it
@lumin3370
@lumin3370 3 жыл бұрын
So sad about Norm 😰 What he did on The View in 90’s was exceptional! 🤣🤣
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
the view was never the same after he left
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt
@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt 3 жыл бұрын
I remember one time he was on The View joking about giving women Spanish fly. He really was as cool as a cucumber.
@cze33e
@cze33e 3 жыл бұрын
Has the view always had squawking birds on the panel?
@lumin3370
@lumin3370 3 жыл бұрын
@@cze33e yep !!
@garlottos
@garlottos 3 жыл бұрын
"Barbara Walters recently announced her retirement from the View. Actually, she announced it years ago, but no one could hear her over those yammering b*tches" -Norm
@jclaytoncabral5106
@jclaytoncabral5106 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is dressed like he's ready to take Magnum P.I. up in the helicopter.
@thrashandburn10221
@thrashandburn10221 3 жыл бұрын
Bird Doggin'
@dr.vincentboombatz3935
@dr.vincentboombatz3935 3 жыл бұрын
Said the actress to the bishop.
@kathleenp3135
@kathleenp3135 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ethermouse
@ethermouse 3 жыл бұрын
Protect this man at all costs.
@paulies5407
@paulies5407 3 жыл бұрын
Why? He just rants. Dime a dozen comes to mind.
@Hack_es
@Hack_es 3 жыл бұрын
@Stroke ‘em & Joe Cum Epstein styled suicide
@geegrant865
@geegrant865 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulies5407 what’s your social
@VideoJunkee
@VideoJunkee 3 жыл бұрын
56:33 - this is why Tim Dillon is the GOOT (greatest of our time)
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching norm nonstop since he died. He was in my dream last night. Just laffin, ya know. Never be another norm
@JJ-Toreddie
@JJ-Toreddie 3 жыл бұрын
Dirty work is a criminally underrated movie.
@alternativepersona
@alternativepersona 3 жыл бұрын
What tim said about people being theoretically attractive is an idea I’ve had for so long and it’s so strange but true
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 3 жыл бұрын
exactly, like also jason mammoa, vin disel, matthew mcconahey, jeremy piven (had a bad receding hair line and round face) (spelling is shit i know - no time for google rn) i would say even Brad Pitt too bec of that God awful long hair when he was with Angie. Brad, as we are told, hates when people call him good looking and sort of on purpose tried to look bad (the beard, hair everything - Pitt in his mid to late 40's was the worst time. But yeah.
@nugzila4170
@nugzila4170 3 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@manbearpig7521
@manbearpig7521 Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with Tim
@jawlinejawlinejawline
@jawlinejawlinejawline 3 жыл бұрын
When I see Ben dying in the thumbnail I already know it's gonna be a fake business type of episode
@bohartman
@bohartman 3 жыл бұрын
So nice of Timmy to add 13.5 extra minutes to the show this week to make up for it being on time
@here7036
@here7036 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh, well done sir
@bohartman
@bohartman 3 жыл бұрын
@@here7036 Thanks, truly. I actually thought the show was a day late at first lol
@Ken_wah
@Ken_wah 3 жыл бұрын
The best insult to Sheath Underwear is the Birddogs advertisement right after.
@unclenoob3062
@unclenoob3062 3 жыл бұрын
Norm's life in four words - that was really funny.
@theelogician8633
@theelogician8633 3 жыл бұрын
When Ben starts covering his face you know tim is about so say some outrageous shit lmaooo
@dr.vincentboombatz3935
@dr.vincentboombatz3935 3 жыл бұрын
And then he hides behind his mic and looks away or down.
@LaTigerGenesis
@LaTigerGenesis 3 жыл бұрын
I'd make a clip reel of Ben gradually getting more and more in frame throughout the history of this podcast, but I don't want to ruffle any feathers. Just glad he's gotten out of the shadows and really made a name for himself and, more importantly, Tim.
@tayvis6170
@tayvis6170 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite straight comedian
@No_mans_flies
@No_mans_flies 3 жыл бұрын
“You will loose hours of your week” that’s so true, miss Norm already
@daysjours
@daysjours 3 жыл бұрын
Lose not loose. Loose is what your jeans might be :-)
@No_mans_flies
@No_mans_flies 3 жыл бұрын
@@daysjours oh no I used and extra o in the KZbin comments. Luckily you were there to save the day
@vtvafchildrensfund
@vtvafchildrensfund 3 жыл бұрын
Props to Ben for continuing to rock those sweet Jeffrey Dahmer frames
@jakegraham1639
@jakegraham1639 3 жыл бұрын
imagine tim going on this activist show talking about how breathing is his form of fat activism
@Janoy_Cresva
@Janoy_Cresva 3 жыл бұрын
The working man's Joe Rogan podcast
@mattechrome
@mattechrome 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blankblank2370
@blankblank2370 3 жыл бұрын
The podcast that's funny AND tells you to get vaccinated.
@206Curt
@206Curt 3 жыл бұрын
So the old Joe Rogan podcast
@darlenev9988
@darlenev9988 3 жыл бұрын
Ben on Julianne Ho(Hough), "Oh she's a nothing, she's literally nothing". That was hilarious.😂
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 3 жыл бұрын
The Uncle Terry joke I think is my recent favorite Norm joke. The version he does on Howard Stern probably the better one imo. RIP to one of the greatest Canadians of all time.
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
You don't fuck with him when he's been drinking
@Juzzy97
@Juzzy97 3 жыл бұрын
Rip Norm, one of the few that was in the business of funny and nothing else. The baton goes to you Tim.
@dr.vincentboombatz3935
@dr.vincentboombatz3935 3 жыл бұрын
Here here.
@rachisinspace
@rachisinspace 3 жыл бұрын
“The bonus Jonas, I think he lives in SoHo and does crack” 😂😂😂
@pedjazoo
@pedjazoo 3 жыл бұрын
Ben is getting more and more involved in actually participating in the podcast.
@moriyokiri3229
@moriyokiri3229 3 жыл бұрын
They are using a table made out of wood too.
@elcapitan9141
@elcapitan9141 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic title from a man who I know for a fact has never left that desk. rip Norm, lived as he died, unexpectedly
@B1055BH
@B1055BH 3 жыл бұрын
Dang man, almost brought a tear to my eye. That was beautiful
@cr41gieboy
@cr41gieboy 2 ай бұрын
"Is it like where their lip is in their nose?" "Yes, Harry!"
@j.omnimon2430
@j.omnimon2430 3 жыл бұрын
You know this is the primer for that Black Mirror episode “15 million merits”
@ngionfri
@ngionfri 3 жыл бұрын
Ben’s laugh is second to none, it’s a cross between British Royal Army from the revolutionary war and an old woman high off enough Valium to tranquilize a zoo animal.
@kathleenp3135
@kathleenp3135 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@banixoidle
@banixoidle 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon calling Julianne Hough (pronounced Huff- why do I even know this?) Julianne "HO" has me dead.
@jamesalexander8872
@jamesalexander8872 3 жыл бұрын
There is a bar in Pittsburgh called J.Gough's. Some say " Jay-Go's" and it's funny because it's supposed to be " Jay Guff's" i.e. " Jagoff's"
@Doooooooooooood
@Doooooooooooood 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesalexander8872 Just like it shouldnt be Pitts-burg but actually Pitts Bu-Ruh
@theotherkangaroo
@theotherkangaroo 3 жыл бұрын
Same. Suspect Tim knew exactly who she is & mispronounced it "ho" on purpose. 😁
@PretENDOgolf
@PretENDOgolf 3 жыл бұрын
The homage to norm was nice! There are levels to comedians and norm was indeed at the top tier. Anything he did was funny. I always found it hilarious how he would turn his own interviews into bits and the hosts had no idea wtf was going on. Ben is awesome in this episode! He has the best job ever
@ElliottTimpf
@ElliottTimpf 3 жыл бұрын
Man I can't stop staring at that can of Liquid Death worrying it's going to spill all over that macbook
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
Louis Rossmann will fix it. 😉
@fazerlazer8020
@fazerlazer8020 3 жыл бұрын
its all fake business my guy. no liquid in that can.
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
@@fazerlazer8020 ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 3 жыл бұрын
his nerves are steady...he is hyper like us.
@taddy_mason4197
@taddy_mason4197 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone who hasn't seen the full clip of Norm on the view go watch it. It only gets better the angrier the View gets at Norm.
@bearclawbearclaw157
@bearclawbearclaw157 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is the best reason to stay up on a Saturday night
@Clubskunk
@Clubskunk 3 жыл бұрын
All I wait for on a Saturday.
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is a close second to meth/crack
@decent620
@decent620 3 жыл бұрын
He gets our Sunday mornings started right here in the UK
@JBugz777
@JBugz777 3 жыл бұрын
11:00 - "Remeber the black square? I put one up, I didn't know - I thought it was gonna be a collage or something..." - That's actually Norm Macdonald level humor... 😄
@johnnovak3499
@johnnovak3499 3 жыл бұрын
These two guys and tim Dillon’s comedy are basically my favorite things in life right now.
@Vegas4u
@Vegas4u 3 жыл бұрын
when you see people you loved die and you thought that they would live forever, reality really sets in and death starts whispering ...fuck.
@johndenver7035
@johndenver7035 3 жыл бұрын
Norm battling cancer secretly for 6 years was a great final bit
@domja9389
@domja9389 3 жыл бұрын
"Show the kids." The problem is the kids ask reasonable questions and adults just deny the obvious.
@Rebecca-dl7uv
@Rebecca-dl7uv 3 жыл бұрын
Legendary Tim Dillon. Thank God you’re in this timeline with us.
@RedAlexios
@RedAlexios 3 жыл бұрын
This show really helps me with my depression
@dragonblazzer9698
@dragonblazzer9698 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you know Robert Patron's story? It's very inspiring" "I don't think I have" I knew it was gonna be good. Timmy's a guaranteed laugh riot.
@lizbec1085
@lizbec1085 3 жыл бұрын
NORM’s light shines on forever! I’m so glad he recognized Timmy’s talent and encouraged and inspired Timmy to follow his dreams and continue the brilliant comedic tradition of ranting hysterically about the absurdities of life! Rest in ✌🏽, Norm! Grateful to have shared the earth with you!
@SurpriseMechanics
@SurpriseMechanics 3 жыл бұрын
I keep watching his old videos and I'm cracking up. Makes it hard to mourn his death when I'm laughing.
@MoralGamer_ow
@MoralGamer_ow 3 жыл бұрын
"Will DJ Khaled talk about a border wall?" I fucking lost it
@TheRealJDC
@TheRealJDC 3 жыл бұрын
"I just want pure chaos" is the most Tim Dillon thing Tim Dillon has ever said 😆
@brandongay1315
@brandongay1315 3 жыл бұрын
“Children are being raised by popular culture…” There it is
@moriyokiri3229
@moriyokiri3229 3 жыл бұрын
They really think Norm gives a flying fuck if he is invited back on The View. That is just adorable.
@spderman123
@spderman123 3 жыл бұрын
you know that oj guy really killing it on twitter
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 3 жыл бұрын
And he still got asked back. 😆
@RustinRoark
@RustinRoark 2 жыл бұрын
The black square and visceral backlash for not posting the black square was the last straw for my social media life, it has been deceased since and I am way better off for it
@omarluyando9353
@omarluyando9353 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll admit it, I pressed the like button even though I couldn’t possibly have watched the entire episode yet. Long live the pig 💙
@drewcowan
@drewcowan 3 жыл бұрын
That’s The Polo Pig!!
@kyanrinel5898
@kyanrinel5898 3 жыл бұрын
53:30 It’s funny because she was a ‘Briefcase’ girl on Deal or No Deal opening up a suitcase of money everyday.
@Apol-los
@Apol-los 3 жыл бұрын
True! Lol
@vanreyes9850
@vanreyes9850 3 жыл бұрын
“He’s smoking crack in soho” Tim is a poet of our times
@anonymous_commenter123
@anonymous_commenter123 3 жыл бұрын
42:30 Tim just wrote the South Park version of Timothee Chalamet
@alyssarikka9974
@alyssarikka9974 3 жыл бұрын
Mygod, the Meghan part really killed me and I have a stiff neck at the moment. Hahahaha I can't breathe! Hahahaha
@willdameyra
@willdameyra 3 жыл бұрын
Tims brain having a spasm at 16:43 when he realizes he is entirely right on everything says. just so beautiful watch. ive rewatched that 10 seconds 25 times.
@dakotadad8835
@dakotadad8835 3 жыл бұрын
The movie Idiocracy is becoming more of a reality as each day passes, Mike Judge is a prophet and saw it coming
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, your intuition & observations of these celebs and their lack of humanness is spot on
@white6delta
@white6delta 3 жыл бұрын
OJ is taking breaks from looking for Nicole and Rons killer to look for Norms killer
@SouthernOregonOrgani
@SouthernOregonOrgani 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Lordy… Rest In Peace Norm. 😭😢 you were my favorite person in entertainment and no one will ever touch what you did
@trentoncrisp
@trentoncrisp 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy D- You have just grown your UK fanbase by more people than you could imagine.... Keep on the Harkle train and reap the rewards...
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