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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 4 жыл бұрын
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@mathieutyler00
@mathieutyler00 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an outlier, living on the fringe of society literally and metaphorically.. This podcast reaches me and brings entertainment and levity to my world. Thank you.
@goatmansasquatch1485
@goatmansasquatch1485 4 жыл бұрын
Give tim more money
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 4 жыл бұрын
😆 😆 😆"Cuz what I know about the Clintons is...... They are beautiful people." -Tim Dillon 2020 **Before the Collapse**
@Oblivion077
@Oblivion077 4 жыл бұрын
Smart surfer: Garett Lisi
@goatmansasquatch1485
@goatmansasquatch1485 4 жыл бұрын
Oblivion077 I surf and I’m dumb
@jordanjamison9235
@jordanjamison9235 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Tim Dillon never gets super famous and can’t say what he wants. This podcast is too good to lose.
@alexhanson7292
@alexhanson7292 4 жыл бұрын
I think as long as he doesn't hit up under aged girls (rip Chris) he'll be fine
@lexchess6453
@lexchess6453 4 жыл бұрын
It already happened obviously
@banecastle8772
@banecastle8772 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely want mr dillon to fail so bad that I can afford to pay him to tell me how to feel...
@MrAhuraMazda
@MrAhuraMazda 4 жыл бұрын
He's already pandering to BLM. Probably to keep his spot at Whitney Cummings stunning estate
@HY-dd6sc
@HY-dd6sc 4 жыл бұрын
I also hope Tim never makes it. He may complain about us dregs in the audience (I have never had a job) but I never want him to leave us.
@BaconNMegs
@BaconNMegs 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re surprised the man who’s hotel room you went to at 3am wasn’t a gentleman” 😂 Tim always telling them hard truths
@jeffpierce71
@jeffpierce71 4 жыл бұрын
Tim: my audience isn’t the cool people. Me: takes long, hard look in the mirror, nods in agreement.
@cecilyt006
@cecilyt006 4 жыл бұрын
There's cool people and REAL people. Cool is poseur, and i will take real over poseur every time because the eventually the cool facade falls away to nothing.
@auroraborealis13579
@auroraborealis13579 4 жыл бұрын
🤣💁🏻‍♀️
@Janckeriswatchingyou
@Janckeriswatchingyou 4 жыл бұрын
@@cecilyt006 Spoken like somebody that has no idea on how to be cool.
@JEyliv
@JEyliv 4 жыл бұрын
Janckeriswatchingyou lmfaoooo
@Gerdaldfighterkid
@Gerdaldfighterkid 4 жыл бұрын
lmfao, im a fan
@SlippinJimmy4Life
@SlippinJimmy4Life 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing that makes me happier than this podcast is a perfectly set stone
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
You should try baking a nice quiche.
@yeawhateverdork
@yeawhateverdork 4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe a nice filet from a corporate steakhouse
@crisisactor420
@crisisactor420 4 жыл бұрын
A fat girl with a very clean car ain't bad either
@boliver30
@boliver30 4 жыл бұрын
I can only endorse this if the jewels are low cost and high quality.
@Canadian_Cult_Classics
@Canadian_Cult_Classics Жыл бұрын
@@boliver30 They’ll likely be high cost, low quality
@lizsharp1373
@lizsharp1373 4 жыл бұрын
Tim looking more long islander than ever with his relaxed fit hanes tee and unquenchable anger
@Bigbrotherthunder
@Bigbrotherthunder 4 жыл бұрын
Tim looking like a snack
@johngoldsworthy7135
@johngoldsworthy7135 4 жыл бұрын
'unquenchable' ftw
@hornfan722
@hornfan722 4 жыл бұрын
lmao yes, unbuttoned
@detrockcity3
@detrockcity3 4 жыл бұрын
What fucking buttons?
@TheOyeoye000
@TheOyeoye000 4 жыл бұрын
it been a long week
@towersofgiza
@towersofgiza 4 жыл бұрын
It's a knife fight out here folks
@johntavers6878
@johntavers6878 4 жыл бұрын
yeah literally
@karljonson3287
@karljonson3287 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@robbieceez7052
@robbieceez7052 4 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest moment in podcast history
@OspreyFlyer
@OspreyFlyer 4 жыл бұрын
🔪🗡️
@willc2503
@willc2503 4 жыл бұрын
“Knife fights in Malibu” needs to be the name of his next special.
@Mjhavok
@Mjhavok 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion: "I hope these allegations aren't true, but I also hoped that keto would work." :-D
@GiffysChannel
@GiffysChannel 4 жыл бұрын
omg yes, I'm laughing so hard right now
@Mjhavok
@Mjhavok 4 жыл бұрын
@Ben R. Addressed it? Dunno but Luis J Gomes talked about it.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mjhavok where was that?
@Mjhavok
@Mjhavok 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 I don't recall the timestamp, sorry dude. Really discourteous of me.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mjhavok no sweat
@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour
@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour 4 жыл бұрын
Tim: “Does Chris P’edelia being canceled mean that I’ll get better spots at the comedy store? Yes, but that’s not what this is about.” 😁😆😄
@marshallmills7860
@marshallmills7860 4 жыл бұрын
"P'edelia" 😂 Help me with this one: Chris Diddle'ya/D'diddleya. I can't decide which punctuation works best.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 4 жыл бұрын
He always seemed liked a perv to me
@currentresident3775
@currentresident3775 4 жыл бұрын
I tried listening to D'Elia's podcast a couple of times. It was lame. He tries to do what Tim Dillon or Bill Burr does, but can't get it quite done. I wonder if he's (or was) a better comedian.
@lewa9575
@lewa9575 4 жыл бұрын
@@currentresident3775 nah he isn't really. If Tim Dillon is your thing then he'd probably never appeal to you.
@AnnusMirabilus
@AnnusMirabilus 4 жыл бұрын
@@lewa9575 This. It's Bill Hicks versus Gallagher.
@ryanvogel9610
@ryanvogel9610 4 жыл бұрын
With Delia gone Tim is going to be moving up the corporate ladder
@blordt
@blordt 4 жыл бұрын
he's too fat and not gay enough.
@HardenJID
@HardenJID 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Vogel *its a knife fight out there*
@steveh.7268
@steveh.7268 4 жыл бұрын
Tims dad isn't a successful Hollywood producer though
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 4 жыл бұрын
Steve H. Hot take... and seems likes it’s true
@normmacdonaldliveseason3ep866
@normmacdonaldliveseason3ep866 4 жыл бұрын
@@steveh.7268 But Tims daddy is Joe Rogan
@natedavis4588
@natedavis4588 4 жыл бұрын
I read the title in Tim's voice and genuinely laughed, out loud, before hitting play. A rare YT treat.
@smollgar
@smollgar 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a comic willing to address the delia situation. Tim dillon is for real✊✊✊
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 4 жыл бұрын
Well using comic loosely, Schaub and callen brought it up
@smollgar
@smollgar 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedonofthsht76-58 ya I saw it. Brendan cried. Gotta be tough to see a friend get cancelled. They gonna have to address it for longer than 5 minutes.
@SortaProfessional89
@SortaProfessional89 4 жыл бұрын
@@smollgar Not just the fact that he will be dealt with, but the fact that he looked up to him and were genuinely friends. Thats gotta be tough. Imagine your best friend turned out to kill people ... I'm holding back judgment until all the facts are out. With the way the world is, people are quick to send people off to walk the plank and im not about that. Their going after Rogan for god sakes.. I'm waiting for the real info!
@ValèreGéron
@ValèreGéron 4 жыл бұрын
He (understandably) doesn't admit he knew about D'elia's underage fetish, but most likely he did all along, just like every comic in the store. That shit goes around quick if there's any truth to it. Just like when he said "the week ain't over, might be more people that won't be comin to the store anymore". D'elia ain't the only one who's doing suspect shit.
@YurManDavid
@YurManDavid 4 жыл бұрын
InterestingNameHere How would Schaub be devastated? He’s your typical football jock who has little respect for women and has been around men doing God knows what. He’s a ‘good guy’ but certain conversations that he’s too comfortable have exposed his real views on a lot of this shit. But he’ll have to look sad for the camera.
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 4 жыл бұрын
Tim: I don't know what it is to have a cool audience like D'Elia Me a Saturday night playing video games while on substance: ok you win this one
@HY-dd6sc
@HY-dd6sc 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao i was the exact same, I was like "what is he talking about" then looked down at my grotesque body mindlessly clicking through videogame dialogue
@TheGeorgeous
@TheGeorgeous 4 жыл бұрын
Which substance my friend ?
@gggghyf
@gggghyf 4 жыл бұрын
Which substance pal?
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGeorgeous booze and weed, like a complete winner
@TheGeorgeous
@TheGeorgeous 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fabian080690 Lol. You can't call them substances anymore. You need opioids. Lose yourself to the sackler family. Like Tim said
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder if Callen goes by "the kid" so much because of how much Delia is always touching him
@ryanvogel9610
@ryanvogel9610 4 жыл бұрын
Callen did get the same surgery as underage asians do
@aaronb9017
@aaronb9017 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanvogel9610 it's funny cos it sounds most likely
@dalepicklesiii
@dalepicklesiii 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, is Delia being cancelled now? What I miss?
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
No, Delia became a comedian so he could touch "the kid" without raising suspicion.
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 4 жыл бұрын
Who's surprised by chris? The way he acts, how he dresses and his shit standup is all aimed towards teenagers. He grew up rich and good looking and has power. Once you get so many woman you need more to feed your need
@Wandering_Chemist
@Wandering_Chemist 4 жыл бұрын
Tim just murdered it...some one give this man millions and let him create anything he wants, we will consume.
@nelupagu2141
@nelupagu2141 4 жыл бұрын
Billions
@show_me_your_kitties
@show_me_your_kitties 2 жыл бұрын
Weakling
@volcomwave
@volcomwave 4 жыл бұрын
“Jesus Christ the ads on this show” lmfaoooo
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын
"What's a hebephile? Some one that likes jews??" -the most Long Island thing ever said.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 4 жыл бұрын
GoldenCheese what dat mean
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын
I think you decide!
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 4 жыл бұрын
Serena del Mar a hebephile is a person attracted to post-pubescent underage people
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 4 жыл бұрын
@@headfullofacid8088 so everyone
@williamsutherland1175
@williamsutherland1175 4 жыл бұрын
No polo shirt tonight, bois. Tim’s off the wagon.
@nickholcombe3664
@nickholcombe3664 4 жыл бұрын
Wait for it...
@ayyywerelisteninghere1022
@ayyywerelisteninghere1022 4 жыл бұрын
Buy shares in Beefeater Gin.
@ryanvogel9610
@ryanvogel9610 4 жыл бұрын
Hes on the wagon, how do you think they would deliver alcohol back in the days?
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 4 жыл бұрын
more like out of laundry lol
@markryan9894
@markryan9894 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah a T-shirt and no visible sunburns, definitely a change of pace to say the least
@barcrafty817
@barcrafty817 4 жыл бұрын
Tim, i love you more than my deeply embedded homophobia would ever allow me to admit
@am6921
@am6921 4 жыл бұрын
#ladda14
@DwwRsShedOfIllRepute
@DwwRsShedOfIllRepute 4 жыл бұрын
🤣 Tim dragging it out in the beginning.... pure genius.
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
I knew what he was doing and I still laughed both times. Ben going “Chris D’Elia?” knowing Tim was gonna say some bullshit and STILL laughing when Tim did was brilliant.
@GusHayden777
@GusHayden777 4 жыл бұрын
This is unfair to everyone else doing comedy or talking current affairs. Shut it down, everyone else should quit. The final punchline is too much, give this man the crown.
@HY-dd6sc
@HY-dd6sc 4 жыл бұрын
Wait for this every week
@johntavers6878
@johntavers6878 4 жыл бұрын
dear god this show is a breath of fresh air
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 4 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth, I found it like yesterday or the day before maybe and can't stop watching. Been binging hard like GOT level binging.
@show_me_your_kitties
@show_me_your_kitties 2 жыл бұрын
You need to go outside more
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын
I like to believe that Joe Rogan lowkey watches this show at home on the toilet, giggling.
@EonSound
@EonSound 4 жыл бұрын
He liked a clip from this episode on instagram. Tim's latest post. He definitely watches.
@adamdrakestudio
@adamdrakestudio 4 жыл бұрын
Howling I bet
@charlietruble4832
@charlietruble4832 3 жыл бұрын
I think he has Jamie edit out the really raunchy parts and then him and his family just straight up Chromecast it on there living room 72 inch and they all giggle together. But the trt is only for Joe, yoked out in his fifty's. Good for him honesty is a lost art. Also that man will kick you through a fucking wall.
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlietruble4832 you had me cracking up 🤣 Love from Germany 🇩🇪❤️🇺🇲
@youngjdef
@youngjdef 4 жыл бұрын
AN HOUR AND A HALF JOKE, AND TIM BROUGHT IT BACK AROUND AT THE END! AMAZING
@emilym5915
@emilym5915 4 жыл бұрын
Stone cold assassin....my absolute favorite. He is way more than a comic, so grateful to see where this experience takes us.
@brandname6
@brandname6 4 жыл бұрын
I wish i had my own personal Tim Dillon to keep me company all day . Pod casts are great
@dancaulfield1008
@dancaulfield1008 4 жыл бұрын
The CHOP is just people living life in the big city
@Dino_Medici
@Dino_Medici 4 жыл бұрын
The apex of life in the big city lol
@ryanvogel9610
@ryanvogel9610 4 жыл бұрын
Is CHOP the second state in CHAZ?
@quantum7690
@quantum7690 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanvogel9610 they changed the name
@hoondagang4919
@hoondagang4919 4 жыл бұрын
They will soon learn what its like to be invaded
@quantum7690
@quantum7690 4 жыл бұрын
@@hoondagang4919 yes soon
@derpillionaire
@derpillionaire 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for actually addressing what every major podcast is scared to
@lamolambda8349
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
Matt and Shanes secret Podcast also talked about it and Redbar did a whole episode but that still wasn't as funny as Schaub cryin about it.
@Nicole-rj4xz
@Nicole-rj4xz 4 жыл бұрын
lamo lambda Brendan crying made Chris look more guilty imo, I thought he was joking first but he made it look so final by crying lol
@jaywon06
@jaywon06 4 жыл бұрын
@Douglas Fisher FACTS!
@maryhughes2333
@maryhughes2333 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is truly the GOAT.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 4 жыл бұрын
The most disgusting thing about Chris D'Elia is that his last special just wasn't very good
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 4 жыл бұрын
It was fucking terrible.
@theengineer9910
@theengineer9910 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaha
@AL95621
@AL95621 4 жыл бұрын
Was really bad that’s 💯
@AT-qw9cq
@AT-qw9cq 3 жыл бұрын
Just like the most disgusting thing about Bill Cosby was the hypocrisy
@liadown9052
@liadown9052 Жыл бұрын
That's because underaged girls don't make very good critics.
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 4 жыл бұрын
Most of Chris' friends and peers are avoiding this topic like Covid and what does Tim do other than very clearly bring it up and discuss it? the savage works the allegations into his sponsor reads. Diaz and Dillon are g'damn American heroes
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Tripoli had a great take, so did Theo Von. Tbh though they're not necessarily obligated to like everyone seems to expect they are.
@declanh2314
@declanh2314 4 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia and other LA comics are having a tough time right now and are probably going to crash and burn and I can't wait for Tim to rise like a phoenix from their ashes and take over.
@mitchspruyt
@mitchspruyt 4 жыл бұрын
Yup....
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 4 жыл бұрын
Hes already taken over, just won't ever be in the mainstream.
@atomisedman6235
@atomisedman6235 4 жыл бұрын
@Luke Johns Tim's ashes was coke
@declanh2314
@declanh2314 4 жыл бұрын
@Luke Johns ya everyone knows that but it sounded better saying he would rise from their ashes 🙄
@blakethomas2352
@blakethomas2352 4 жыл бұрын
Gd this is hilarious he’s top 5 funniest people in the country he should move to Florida and start his cult
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
His cult members should call themselves "jewelers" so they don't forget their roots.
@goatmansasquatch1485
@goatmansasquatch1485 4 жыл бұрын
I have a cult
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 жыл бұрын
Tim can buy Holy Land ✝️✝️✝️ ... Orlando.gov
@jeffedwards823
@jeffedwards823 4 жыл бұрын
He isn't top 5MILLION.
@blakethomas2352
@blakethomas2352 4 жыл бұрын
Good one you nailed it
@burnoutberry
@burnoutberry 4 жыл бұрын
I just found this dude a few days ago and this guy has no filter in an age where comedians are afraid of the woke mob. Keep it up
@nickbkcomedy
@nickbkcomedy 4 жыл бұрын
Best callback closer I’ve ever heard in a podcast, like a perfect end to a special! Well done!
@ko349
@ko349 4 жыл бұрын
This man is single handedly getting me through lockdown with a little bit of help from Ben too
@XpectedValue
@XpectedValue 4 жыл бұрын
re: D’elia... Under 1 minute and starts! We know we can count on you Tim!! @ :58 seconds he lets us know he’s about to get into it. 2:43 brings up the show “You”, says D’elia’s name first time @ 3:54 he says his name 1st time..... 😂😂 4:55 discusses Chris as a “Cool Comedian” celebrities fans etc... 5:46 discusses that it was well known Chris got laid, having multiple women waiting at The Comedy Store etc.. 7:06 discusses if women are of age vs if they’re under age, if underage possibility of court in future and more. Might add and fix timestamps later but gonna have another drink and listen! Thanks for the upload tonight!!!
@GrandmaJosey
@GrandmaJosey 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@GUITARTIME2024
@GUITARTIME2024 4 жыл бұрын
I like that Tim's sidekick stays mostly quiet. Tim needs a lot of speaking space.
@tglad20
@tglad20 4 жыл бұрын
I lost my wedding ring a few weeks ago and I’ve been looking for a new one and then Tim comes on with this BEAUTIFUL sells pitch. Looks like I’m buying a ring today
@hostilebogeyinbound
@hostilebogeyinbound 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't D'elia have a whites-only Starbucks in his house? That's life in the big city.
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
Every Starbucks I've been to has young girls working there.
@dillonwallace6699
@dillonwallace6699 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky good point
@littlebbjesus
@littlebbjesus 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure one of the girls worked there. I heard it had to close due to covid and now the meetings are taking place elsewhere
@madgenius731
@madgenius731 4 жыл бұрын
He also was in the midst of opening a blacks only Pete’s cafe... crazy stuff
@gypdarin1458
@gypdarin1458 4 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal podcast. Fucken brilliant. I needed this episode. Thank you Tim i dont know why but I knew you were the one with the balls to speak on what appears to be the tragic end of delias career and basically his life.
@Cleffification
@Cleffification 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you try to keep me up all night by posting this right now.
@alexanderkvitrovn9828
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is a true legend in the making
@ccinovvs5387
@ccinovvs5387 4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s take on everything is so authentic and hilarious
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 4 жыл бұрын
2 apt adjectives
@brooksysdead
@brooksysdead 4 жыл бұрын
Ben laughing is one of my favorite parts of the show. He's like that guy from the tom green show that just sat in the back holding a coffee mug and laughing randomly..
@AngryAmerican1776
@AngryAmerican1776 Жыл бұрын
Hell yea, his name was Phil, what a great show!!
@revmaxproductions
@revmaxproductions 4 жыл бұрын
When will Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon be tradable on the stock market?
@currentresident3775
@currentresident3775 4 жыл бұрын
You have to cultivate an image of luxury and contempt first.
@rosszollinger7204
@rosszollinger7204 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if you could move some product, it would
@quantum7690
@quantum7690 4 жыл бұрын
We need seed investors
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
1:14 of hilarious fluff followed by twenty minutes of laying it down. Nice
@jasonariley13
@jasonariley13 4 жыл бұрын
They are way to valuable and luxurious for the petty stock market, in fact the market would prob crash if that happened
@Ashleyaireonna
@Ashleyaireonna 4 жыл бұрын
Dude it’s like 3 minutes in and I’m CRYING laughing
@cheetozmukai1990
@cheetozmukai1990 4 жыл бұрын
as soon as chris apologized publicly , he made himself look guilty af lol.
@rus2thes0uL
@rus2thes0uL 4 жыл бұрын
When did he apologize ?
@amberwilliams8240
@amberwilliams8240 4 жыл бұрын
@@rus2thes0uL on Thursday via TMZ
@modestmarionette7893
@modestmarionette7893 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was rough lol. You would think his team of publicists could have done a little better than that
@BostonBlues
@BostonBlues 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because ... HE IS GUILTY AF
@abudobby5772
@abudobby5772 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah hes obviously guilty
@spencermanyet5336
@spencermanyet5336 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Tim really put on his Sunday best for us!
@Ethiokarate1
@Ethiokarate1 4 жыл бұрын
What we need is a compilation of Tim Dillon's ads, they have been outstanding
@ryancikovsky6641
@ryancikovsky6641 4 жыл бұрын
The ending is the funniest ending to a podcast I’ve ever seen😂😂😂
@Marcus-143
@Marcus-143 4 жыл бұрын
Not only another hilarious episode, Tim let's his wisdom show at the end. This guy is amazing.
@tamhas
@tamhas 4 жыл бұрын
This show is like a secret dark corner of reason within the interwebs
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 4 жыл бұрын
Yes like finding a rare treasure. Or jewel if you will.
@tsjepettow3186
@tsjepettow3186 4 жыл бұрын
57:20 the next 5 minutes is comedy gold, I’m dying Also the anvil ad is amazing, this guy is the real deal
@filmerd
@filmerd 4 жыл бұрын
"Life In The Big City"
@jojopr21
@jojopr21 4 жыл бұрын
Geezuz the first 20 mins were🔥🔥 strapped in!
@HarryBawlss
@HarryBawlss 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me BABIES this is 22 minutes of straight fire!!!
@andrassevigny4035
@andrassevigny4035 Жыл бұрын
“You know what a guy I met told me? ‘You know what I do? I provide drugs to The Rolling Stones.’ And then I said ‘No Way! put Keith Richards on the phone!’ And then he got Keith Richards on the phone and I played him ‘Satisfaction’ and he liked it. So what if he’s a drug dealer? You never know.”
@bgillett72
@bgillett72 4 жыл бұрын
Stunning Estate
@jwitham2002
@jwitham2002 4 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah! It's time for the Church of Tim Dillion.. What a beautiful Father's Day Sunday treat! Praise be to the the Almighty Ridge Wallet and the Patron Saint of Magic Spoon.. Long live the fucking KING!!!
@notsocasual4089
@notsocasual4089 4 жыл бұрын
And remember guys... *Life Rips*
@steroidbrah
@steroidbrah 4 жыл бұрын
Got it tattooed on my stomach!
@YReezyGang
@YReezyGang 4 жыл бұрын
@@steroidbrah so ssssss'sad
@mrrich8215
@mrrich8215 4 жыл бұрын
And even when it doesnt rip, life still rips!
@jaywon06
@jaywon06 4 жыл бұрын
This one is gonna leave a dent haha
@Berdymadafakas
@Berdymadafakas 4 жыл бұрын
@@YReezyGang s'sad
@jakesnacks1149
@jakesnacks1149 2 жыл бұрын
Tim mentioning that true comedy maybe has five years left is sadly true probably.
@wyattrussell7496
@wyattrussell7496 4 жыл бұрын
Ocean Prime mortgages and buffet. Fueled by jewels from Istanbul Knife fights in the big city
@blueskynoise2177
@blueskynoise2177 4 жыл бұрын
A perfect ending to this barn burner: “And if you are a [mental] teenager, I know someone who will give you the time of day. The rest of you, grow up.” This guy is just on fire
@dylanstandingalone
@dylanstandingalone 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I had someone to quietly consider my insane rants.
@thederp6505
@thederp6505 4 жыл бұрын
loool
@Crizzy2swaqq
@Crizzy2swaqq 4 жыл бұрын
We all need a Ben in our life
@husain9731
@husain9731 3 жыл бұрын
57:10 One of his best bits .
@mrspanky369
@mrspanky369 4 жыл бұрын
Chris was showing his support for Joe Biden
@kiranmkota
@kiranmkota 4 жыл бұрын
yea trump was the teen pageant extraordinaire. get your candidates right
@dillonwallace6699
@dillonwallace6699 4 жыл бұрын
Kiran seems like both may have demons
@michaelpyro
@michaelpyro 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he brings it full circle at the end. Enjoying your content Tim and the other guy.
@God-w-
@God-w- 4 жыл бұрын
*WELL WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR THIS ONE FOLKS* *NOT GOOD*
@lousassle2327
@lousassle2327 4 жыл бұрын
So far Red bar and Tim Dillon did it. Goats
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 4 жыл бұрын
Week 30... Making my own soap, handwashing cloths in the bathtub, and eating the neighbors cats for dinner 🐱 🍽
@Eblis840
@Eblis840 4 жыл бұрын
You, me and every other comic in NYC. L̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶p̶e̶s̶.̶ 😎🤟🏻
@davidisrael9799
@davidisrael9799 4 жыл бұрын
Tim, you're a fucking comedy god. Selfishly, I hope you never blow up too big because I'm afraid they'll try to cancel you, but the world needs more Tim Dillon!
@ParkCarVintage
@ParkCarVintage 4 жыл бұрын
The GOAT.
@Nicole-rj4xz
@Nicole-rj4xz 4 жыл бұрын
💯
@josephkon1883
@josephkon1883 4 жыл бұрын
Oh thank god!!! I was severely thrown off without Tim's blue collared shirt in the beginning.... The world is not ending.
@Christian-gx3on
@Christian-gx3on 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that blue chew ad almost made me wreck my car
@zachledd7143
@zachledd7143 3 жыл бұрын
"hes probably on peyote' .. "he makes rings FUCKING buy em" TIM YOURE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME thank you for all this content. its impossible to be unhappy while listening to you.
@mrstarfishh33
@mrstarfishh33 4 жыл бұрын
I really need this, was literally thinking about watching one of your old JREs. Tough day yesterday.
@talon6890
@talon6890 4 жыл бұрын
Hang in there ponyboy
@quantum7690
@quantum7690 4 жыл бұрын
Watch trump's rally
@theotherkangaroo
@theotherkangaroo 4 жыл бұрын
Tim's podcast is the only thing keeping the world from spinning completely into chaos.
@currentresident3775
@currentresident3775 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh. I'm so sick of people mentioning Joe Rogan. Forget his ass already. He's a great host and UFC commentator, but he falls waaaay short as a comedian. Tim's a real monster- the one we love, but don't deserve. 💗
@MrAhuraMazda
@MrAhuraMazda 4 жыл бұрын
Theres no Tim Dillon without Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan paved the way for this entire enterprise. As a standup, he sucks. But as a influential media figure, he changed the world. He's not going anywhere
@declanh2314
@declanh2314 4 жыл бұрын
You're correct rogan is very short probably 5ft 6 without his high heels
@currentresident3775
@currentresident3775 4 жыл бұрын
@@declanh2314 Lol!
@currentresident3775
@currentresident3775 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrAhuraMazda Dillon's a mad voice in the wilderness. He has a few guests, but he doesn't need them. And technically, Rogan borrowed from Stern and Tom Green. He just got better at it because of the wide range of guests he can interview. He's the SNL of podcasts at this point. Long running, but not that significant anymore. Popular? Sure. Significant? Well...
@eessek
@eessek 4 жыл бұрын
The last 15 minutes of this podcast needs be told to all high school seniors before they are let loose in the world....fucking gold
@johntavers6878
@johntavers6878 4 жыл бұрын
he makes a lot of chilling points about the clamping down on free speech and the surveillance state technocracy taking over. I also think this is what's really happening.
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 4 жыл бұрын
hell ya tim calls it everytime!
@OspreyFlyer
@OspreyFlyer 4 жыл бұрын
Yep 👍
@yossarian1633
@yossarian1633 4 жыл бұрын
That's because that is what's really happening. It's hard to miss imo but respect for recognizing it all the same. It's a low bar, this would be obvious to most people in any previous recent decade. I miss the 90s when people were cool more so, generally speaking. There's an army of NPC nerds out there I avoid people now much as I can. Not to say that's the answer either.
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын
The beginning encapsulates why I love Tim. ZERO FUCKS to give. Hey TBS.. do you do any of your marketing? 😂
@richhoad6763
@richhoad6763 4 жыл бұрын
Just came here for the ad reads 😁 1. Tim Dillon 2. Bill Burr Everyone else
@steveh.7268
@steveh.7268 4 жыл бұрын
Forgot Nick Mullen
@michaeljoseph2827
@michaeljoseph2827 4 жыл бұрын
Tim's Ad Reads are so funny, and silly, but he brings his sincerity, and trust he's earned from us fans to spotlight some awesome companies! 😎👍
@nothing-2-live-4
@nothing-2-live-4 4 жыл бұрын
this podcast is like a knife fight
@aarond9646
@aarond9646 4 жыл бұрын
I cried laughing throughout this podcast. Tim is brilliant. Glad I found this.
@GerardPerry
@GerardPerry 4 жыл бұрын
"He's, like, Bieber's favorite comic." Not sure that's the endorsement you think it is.
@BEANINAT0R
@BEANINAT0R 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp: 54:00 and onwards Best part
@mrstarfishh33
@mrstarfishh33 4 жыл бұрын
Omg the You part...
@rprp13
@rprp13 4 жыл бұрын
btw Tim, im 19 and I personally think you're one of the funniest comics in the game right now. don't change man
@VoorheesPK
@VoorheesPK 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares how old you are dude
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 жыл бұрын
The only man who we really want to address the cancel culture vultures
@Taboot761
@Taboot761 4 жыл бұрын
Tim, you're a cool comic. If the show I'm writing takes off somehow in the future, you're totally being casted in it.
@joeleonard9965
@joeleonard9965 4 жыл бұрын
It would have been hilarious if Chris just went on twitter and his podcast as usual and just never acknowledged it.
@ryanstevens4477
@ryanstevens4477 4 жыл бұрын
If he did he might still have recovered but hes done bud
@Crizzy2swaqq
@Crizzy2swaqq 4 жыл бұрын
Bro very low key that would have been funny af I’m disappointed in him but that would’ve been funny
@ryebread921
@ryebread921 4 жыл бұрын
That was the greatest ending bit in podcast history
@bayareaomg
@bayareaomg 4 жыл бұрын
my number 1 jeweler is leaving la??? where else am I going to buy jewlery amd jewlery accessories??! TIMMY NO
@cyprienmaccamley126
@cyprienmaccamley126 4 жыл бұрын
That last bit was like music to my ears.
@jebjed3998
@jebjed3998 4 жыл бұрын
I had a dream Tim and me got some burgers. He drove me around while he ate them all then told me to get out. Some times I wonder if it was really a dream
@917nyc
@917nyc Жыл бұрын
why does this not have at least 500k views
@hestonmilk
@hestonmilk 4 жыл бұрын
Chris probably looked at the script and had about 50 notes for the writers on how he would do it more realistically 16:35
@kevinterriquez1316
@kevinterriquez1316 3 жыл бұрын
Recent subscriber, totally enthralled with the flow of consciousness coupled with brutal truths mixed with a dark, beautifully constructed undertone of foreshadowing coinciding with the base concept of the reality we are escaping from. Haunting, terrifying, gorgeous and insightful. Tim dillion you are one of the greats, the way you pontificate thoughts mixed with ads and just pure insightful improvisational comedy is amazing. Your style is just continuous and building I can't find the climax yet because you peak from jump.
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