2BFP Metal Gear Rising Compilation

[@Blockheadgamer97]

I just love “5 years ago if you told me Raiden would be cool and Dante would be lame I would punch you.”

[@Bryantsucksatgaming]

I bet you feel real dumb right now that DMC5 is out

[@ZUV617]

@@Bryantsucksatgaming He was quoting them you moron, it's fun stuff.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

@@Bryantsucksatgaming it was completely appropriate at the state of Dante and Raiden at the time so he probably feels fine.

[@Zhall0430]

Yeah! I bet you feel real dumb about a comment made a year before DMC5 came out and your statement was extremely relevant. You should have known a year prior not to be so dumb, you big dumb

[@shil4720]

I _can't_ believe John Reid is so fucking dumb.

[@logandh2]

"I have a dream" "What?" "WHAT" Raiden: "...what?" Possibly the greatest unrecognized moment in best friends history

[@GoldLight73]

The best part is that, during the initial LP, I, in real life, also said "what!?" between Matt and Pat's. The players, the viewers, and the character were all equally baffled by Armstrong's speech.

[@quentinbrown9300]

NANIIIIIIIIII????!!!!!!!

[@Ikaros---]

2:46:06

[@amilyester]

*Kono Senator Armstrong, yume ga aru.*

[@Digildon]

2:46:18 -I have a dream. -What? -What?! -What...?

[@3Guys1Video]

:3

[@MegaDrain]

That is still to this day my favorite moment from this lp.

[@3Guys1Video]

yah

[@dracocrusher]

Cut to Detroit: - "We have a dream!" - "Fuck off!"

[@Kirkenburer74]

This couldn't be planned better

[@Null_Experis]

2013 Pat: "Conan O'brien as the merchant!" 2019 Kojima: (Death Stranding)

[@jasonwalker4003]

bro what the fuck

[@logandh2]

How did they not notice the fact that Raiden shook with cyborg murder rage when Blade Wolf didn't shake his hand?

[@KingHalbatorix]

2:25:10 for those interested

[@Darkryu256]

Too busy yukking it up and smelling their own farts

[@sna1466]

Darkryu256 imagine being mad that a commentary channel known for its dynamic commentating commentates

[@Darkryu256]

@@sna1466 I wasn't even mad wtf lol, I just explained why they missed it

[@sna1466]

@@Darkryu256 honestly man i hate you now for even making me go back and see you saying "yukking it up and smelling their own farts". i couldnt give less of a shit what youre talking about here, im just fucking furious you made me see that again.

[@logandh2]

As much as I love watching them play shitty games that they hate, it's so much fun watching them play a game they actually enjoy.

[@Comkill117]

“I wish we were going to Detroit instead.” And thus Cage had an idea...

[@smithwesson1896]

28 STAB WOUNDS

[@SeanCrosser]

@@smithwesson1896 Android parries a drunk man, Zandatsus him for a 28-hit combo

[@smithwesson1896]

@@SeanCrosser DEAD ON

[@jamesblond516]

ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ

[@Alyrael]

That scene where Raiden cleans and then sheathes Sam's sword always gets to me. He respected Sam enough as a warrior to do that for him. Always makes this cynical, angry, tired old heart feel something.

[@UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt]

The fact that Raiden didn't slice him into 200 parts like every other enemy he's faced until now also shows how much he respected Sam. Just a clean stab to the heart, a great end to a good old fashioned duel between two samurai-ninja-cowboy men.

[@Geneolgia]

This game warned us about the memes, but people didn't hear.

[@ChronicNOTAG]

Didn't they warn us about memes already back in MGS4? "Wipe this meme off the face of the earth" is a line from 4, right?

[@jakejutras5420]

@@ChronicNOTAG Memes is what MGS2 is all about actually.

[@isaacsussman5632]

They meant the pre internet definition of meme "an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation." Which does fit memes as we know them though so the games plot still works.

[@ubermaster134]

​@@isaacsussman5632ironically memes became a meme themselves

[@SwagBroPlays]

I don't care what anyone says this will always be my favorite MG game. God this needs a sequel.

[@TheOneAboveACoupleOfPeople]

I know this is just your opinion, but you're right.

[@joescannoli7660]

@@nonyabidness8676 honestly? They could, just let Platinum do their thing, just like they did here, Kojima’s involvement with this game was at a bear minimum and with how he wanted out by mgs2 there’s really no need to bother him to come back again, Plat has shown that they can do right by MGS and it’s characters. But Konami is for the most part done with major AAA titles as they make 10x more in their gambling venues, but a guy can dream.

[@inquiry...]

hearing them laugh like this makes it even more painful now

[@dawubber6676]

I hope they're one day able to reconnect, not for the channel but for themselves.

[@alapazam]

Oh god its been 4 months already. Maaaaaaan

[@obicross]

The phantom pain...

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Man, I mean shit happens and that's life, I just wish someday we got to know what actually happened

[@RanMouri82]

@Jeffrey Krismer My feels exactly.

[@zevorothrappaleano58]

I'm here to cry over my dads's divorce

[@quentinbrown9300]

Zevoroth Rappaleano same

[@Kektus1]

mmkay

[@SuperSonicFan172]

@They race me so hard LOL

[@BrigKline]

On ghandi in Civ, his warmongering was the result of an 'peace' stat looping around (since they applied max value in the code). This stat was beyond the maximum they allowed, so it looped onto the other end of the spectum and became extremely warlike.

[@jaredhazel5093]

Specifically, Ghandi's peace stat started at ten at the beginning of Civ II, but once a person adopted Democracy, they gain a point in the peace stat. However, since Ghandi had a ten already, it overflowed to 1. Later games fixed this, but as a homage, made his willingness to use nukes the maximum it will go.

[@CptPanda29]

It's an underflow by 2 on agression - it goes from 1 to 255. Out of 10.

[@metalmugen]

I'm not saying it was Nanomachines, but it was Nanomachines

[@3Guys1Video]

son

[@SwagBroPlays]

When in doubt Keep calm And just nanomachine son

[@namegoeshere5220]

Don't fuck with this senator!

[@PirateKingBoros]

Name Goes Here You know what? Fuck this war.

[@danialthe420]

Nanomachines are this universes Hashirama cells

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

I personally believe that any and all UGs fought to Rules of Nature are using the same mind of that RAY at the start, so when the GRAD reconfigures into bipedal mode it's just like "I'M BACK, IN POG FORM"

[@Azzabackam]

I love this idea

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Just a reminder that Jack totally had a knife he could've used the whole game but never did.

[@stevenholt585]

I woulda loved backhanded knife combos for light attacks, sword for heavy.

[@TheCaptainKuhn]

"is he a cyborg too?" "no, he's a senator." fucking dead

[@quinceorchard]

2:49:15 Armstrong clearly punches raiden at least 20 feet in the sky away from him but lands less than 5 feet away from him

[@unadulterated]

wow you found the one ludicrous thing in this game

[@unadulterated]

@J B actually you suck

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

Armstrongs gravitational force from being so big pulled raiden back towards him as he was falling.

[@Enzo_Matrix92]

Jack - WHY WON'T YOUR GLASSES BREAK!!! Armstrong - NANO MACHINES SON!

[@Brandonious15987]

Matt and Pat predictioning Death Stranding before it was even announced. 1:46:20

[@doggomcpuppers4784]

"Stop Raiden Stop, You put your nanopaste all over my buttcheeks."

[@thecheeeeeeeseman]

Rewatching cause the channel is ending. Thanks for all your work!

[@Eggnogdude]

31:16 Crazy talk was active long before we realized!

[@quentinbrown9300]

Shotgun776 STANDO POWA!

[@russiandrago821]

Jetstream Sam is like literally the best! His shit eating smirk alone, makes him top tier.

[@dudeistpriestman]

However, if you throw the SCRIPT of MGS4 at someone it'll kill 'em no matter what. Like an AWP, or the golden gun.

[@smithwesson1896]

It's thicker and harder than a block of adamantium

[@kameronhall4448]

It hardens in response to mediocre critics. You can't criticize it dudepreist

[@TheGarfield0]

"fried egg in her hair" Sunny 'Tsukihi' Gurlukovich

[@RobynRLiden]

Sunny "Side-up" Gurlukovich.

[@devanmuse]

She's just dancing the Platinum Disco while Snake and Otacon have their mission briefing in the foreground

[@jpraise6771]

hello fellow struggler. In this dark world, i just thought i'd let you know that God loves you and that you should also always love yourself

[@matthewmitchell332]

A three hour comp? Of the best friends? And it's quality? NOT FROM SPOOKYCOOKIES? GLORY IN DESU! GLORY IN DESU!

[@Solidus113]

*A new challenger joins the brawl*

[@matthewmitchell332]

+Solidus113 well done, my friend.

[@coreygonzalez1051]

Jk. Mitchell Hutchins

[@radguurl]

You sir, are UPVOTED.

[@PretentiousAdonis]

Can't believe that DSP outlived them

[@redgunnit]

The star that burns twice as bright lives half as long.

[@oradrive745]

It's wacked

[@lucasmacedo7145]

*high pitched pat voice* ZANDATSU BIIITCH

[@JohnDoe-tt5qc]

Pat in the first 5 minutes: Wouldn't it be so creepy if the game had something from this year in it when it came out last year. **PTSD flashbacks to hearing Armstrong say 'We'll make America great again**

[@stickdude]

That anime artwork with the gate guard looks 100% like it was made by the artist for Senran Kagura.

[@ChronicNOTAG]

I know I'm late, but it was. Too bad that guy left the company after all the trouble with sony censorship.

[@SuperSonicFan172]

Senran who?

[@broom2839]

@@SuperSonicFan172 big titty samurai girl game

[@pinbox5814]

@@broom2839 Shinobi actually.

[@GuardianChipO]

1:05:06 Has a brand new context given the new become human LP

[@calebcobb2883]

30:00 gotta love that 「CRAZY TALK」 moment.

[@gold_spin1639]

As goofy as Armstrong’s nano machines son stuff is, honestly the codec about it makes it Actually pretty rad. Armstrong doesn’t just have nano machines in his body, his entire body is made of nano machines that can harden into a metallic structure at will. On top of that he can also absorb nano machines into his body to replace any that he’s lost. Its still pretty fuckin goofy but its also kinda rad.

[@Digsidian]

Man their attitude to games makes them fun to watch.

[@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496]

Rules of Nature, Tovarich

[@Skillfulstone]

I just love how they always go "And now theres vocals!" at every boss fights. Although, not wrong, the OST is fantastic in this game.

[@takashi0100]

I find it both hilarious and sad how the "Everything Konami has been trying to do with their life was trying to get people to forget that one E3 conference" conversation came almost immediately after the "WE HAVE TO CAUSE AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT TO STOP AN EVEN BIGGER INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!" conversation. "DID YOU THINK WE'D FORGET? ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED OVER YOUR IPS?"

[@bingus9651]

The guy with detachable limbs is just knack

[@PureMetalDragon]

Dear Pat. Chloroform: chemical formula CHCl3. Highly volatile haloalcane. An important non-polar solvant used in chemistry for organic synthesis. Deuterium chloroform CDCl3 is a vital solvent for Nuclear Magnetic Resonance, a analytic methode able to distinguish the chemical structure of unknown compounds. Ether: chemical formula CH3CH2OCH2CH3. Proper UPAC name: Diethyl Ether. Non polar solvent also used for anesthesia.

[@Mr_Wholegrain]

"Nanomachines, son." "Fuck off."

[@wallawallajumjum]

Rest in peace best friends :'(

[@crazygamer4260]

It's funny in hindsight seeing Pat make fun of DSP for playing video games badly

[@RedNinja115]

I think that was part of the joke, cause he knows hes not great, or even good, but hes still better than dsp, even with crazy talk

[@chillhour6155]

That Helicopter boss fight was light years better then the one in The Division

[@matthewlugo2417]

Quentin Els or the one from dmc2

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

Man remember Raiden Vista? Couldn't even activate Ninja Run without crashing...

[@SinHurr]

Darling. Bro. Pat. Monsoons and hurricanes aren't even kind of the same thing. Not even a little bit.

[@isaacsussman5632]

0:20 And now Neir automata is making a big splash, W101s kickstarter got funded in a day and Astral chain was in the top 15 selling swich games last year (or something like that). Guess that curse is nearing destruction.

THE MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BannedWOLF13]

It probably feels like it happens less just because he's in so many more videos now, but it feels like the playthroughs involving shitting on Woolie hard are too far apart these days.

[@halsmead1164]

I feel like I just watched the entire LP again and saved so much time, this was amazing

[@Firestar4041]

Something that dawned on me with Sam; You do the big "I can't beat this guy!" fight at the start, and its obvious he has like super armor, instant reflecting bs. But luckily Raiden picks up that skill, *super fast* and then you become the instant reflecting bs master.

[@orbasm5]

THIS GAME IS THE 3RD BEST METAL GEAR GAME, EVER. FIGHT ME. * *Rules Of Nature plays in the background* *

[@hheecckk526]

which is number 2 and 1? mgs3 better be there or we will have problems lol

[@orbasm5]

hhheeeccckkk526 Nope.

[@hheecckk526]

we bout to have problem son

[@orbasm5]

hhheeeccckkk526 Hold dis: *L*

[@STOPPEDINCOLORADO]

OrbAsM So what's the second and first one?

[@Hakkai181]

24:52 you know, every weapon can be a stealth weapon if there's no one alive the moment after you pull the trigger

[@pinkfloyd36123]

pat not being able to resist singing along to "a stranger i remain" is just the best

[@LenkyLad]

You keep in all the boss fights, but you don't include the part where Armstrong does that dumb sumo stance?

[@paragonrobbie9270]

It's even better when you see how much he hates Japanese stuff in the Jetstream Sam DLC

[@broom2839]

@@paragonrobbie9270 I thought it was more that he specifically hated the cherry blossoms because he thought it was pathetic that they die so quickly.

[@jakejutras5420]

@21:07 Aww shit :( RIP Grumpy Cat... as I type this he passed away two days ago.

[@Nucky420]

Still here wishing things weren’t how they are. I hope one day pat and Matt could become friends again.

[@bossbeartherock6034]

We all do

[@Handsomeanthony68]

Man, this game was my first exposure to them, and they've been my go to channel since.

[@pinbox5814]

Something really cool about the final fight music is if you drop your sword the lyrics stop playing. And there is a part of the Peacekeeper theme in it.

[@homefront1999]

I remember playing MGR way back when it came out. I was crap at games. Especially games like MG. I struggled so much. I remember getting I believe the lowest rankings and not caring just because I beat the level.

[@gottagofastest]

Damn they seemed so much happier all younger and having hair

[@DavidCrossmaybe]

Conan O'Brian as the merchant Wow, the death stranding predict in 2015

[@KaedeLanyo]

"chloroform isn't real" Pat plz...

[@UnkoMunko]

It's so weird hearing them talk about DSP.

[@Seallypoops]

Ceaseless Greed :// KZbin's #1 Nice Boy Not talking, shitting on him

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

lol pat: I can block this. *keeps getting hit*

[@SSinisterXCI]

The Shits have been THOROUGHLY slapped in this compilation.

[@BallinBubblegum]

Thank you so much for putting in the boss fights

[@thepickles8833]

2:11:36 - this story just fascinates me

[@sircatsmeow2886]

Looking back at their older LPs? You can see there was love between Matt and Pat that slowly faded over the years.

[@theblackestofshadows7903]

Me:When you throw a 3d photo frame at jetstream sam Jetstream sam: yes I like that.

[@joshuaseagondollar2495]

"They finally made a gun that shoots swords!" Me: casually looks at the sword shotgun from Borderlands 2 Tiny Tina DLC...

[@heymay724]

omg I just remembered the orange bucket story

[@strider_hiryu850]

47:12 Mon Gars, essentially she is saying: C'mon, my boy.

[@kingdovachief5707]

1:57:55 that's a pro tip for life

[@Amatsaru29]

Bey blade, Bey Blade let it rip!

[@Eric-if7ch]

This is great! All we need now is one for Disaster Day of Crisis.

[@Solidus113]

+Eric Newman You know what... We do! I'll get right on it.

[@Eric-if7ch]

+Solidus113 wow really? It's like my favourite LP of there's. I hardly hear people talk about it.

[@Solidus113]

It's definitely one of those "hidden gems".

[@BallinBubblegum]

spookycookies uploaded it today

[@ereynolds72]

“Is this the path best friends is on ? Slander to the degree of nonsensical?” Yes pat. ExhibitA- Woolies weird white mutant leg

[@Murdoc2568]

It's weird how relevant their commentary during the Armstrong fight is, given the current US political climate :(

[@pirajacinto4]

I love that you included their first look too, transitions well XD

[@ComradeAlpharius]

"Why would the robot have a terminal?" ?????????????????????????????????? REALLY?????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????

[@cybergeek11235]

1:30:30 RIP Grumpycat

[@TheKrawtch]

NeverDead LP coming someday

[@matthewlugo2417]

As much as id love to see that train wreck they wont ever play that game

[@junkyardsoul3757]

Pat if you were a super fighting robot ninja you would make sick loses at every opportunity too.

[@Tuschi17]

Sweet! This is exactly what I need right now.

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

Why did they laugh at the badass title screen?

[@Sonicfalcon16]

They thought it was cool

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

+Sonicfalcon16 I forgot they laugh at cool stuff.

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

I'm still trying to figure it out to this day, maybe they think is super dumb?? but if so my scale of whats cool or silly or dumb is 999% different from theirs, like if I was raised in a completely different culture in an entire different century on a different planet

[@matthewmitchell332]

Cause it's dumb as shit, but man does it look sick

[@Gundamluverx]

TBF,Matt hated Armstrong,so the Best Friends might not have the best taste in things. Not to mention the late Liam-Sempai's Vita fixation.

[@vegancarnotaurus8216]

1:46:28 and then kojima put connan O'Brien in death stranding

[@butlerknight8107]

1:03:40 predicted heartman

[@C05597641]

I'm gonna miss these losers.

[@mortified0]

It's funny they mention Conan o'Brien during the motion capture bit, now that he showed up in Death Stranding

[@Domenicomn]

now i just wish somebody made a mgsgz / mgsv compilation aside from including sam&blade wolf dlc in this

[@Solidus113]

I was originally going to do the DLC as well, but they don't need to be cut. their length is perfect.

[@Domenicomn]

theres still 20% or 30% commentary that just drags over the episodes. for you its perfect, but i wish i could sit back and watch the best bits from part 1 of story mode to the final parts of the the dlc. just a nag

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

I forgot how fucking wacky the Senator Armstrong fight is.

[@matteogarcia8967]

Lmao “I used to play competitive smash” is gold

[@chriskoloski32]

There's a platinum games curse? But they make such super badass and awesome games

[@Matthias129]

Chris Koloski I think what they are referring to is, they don't get a lot of marketing, so initial release sales tend to be fairly lackluster compared to large studio title releases. Maybe not so much now that they've gained some traction, like with Nier Automata, peeps seemed pretty hyped for it. Don't know if initial sales were higher than their normal though.

[@chillhour6155]

You should look at one of they're earlier games before they we're known as Platinum called God Hand, unfortunately IGN review bombed it and it never got the recognition it deserved

[@RedNinja115]

But they never sell, I think Astral Chain is doing alright but none of their games sell NEARLY enough copies

[@rainingcomplete3018]

Aged like milk

[@Darkoriax17]

29:40 See? When experts in their field do what they specialize in on games, like Daisuke did with Guilty Gear, *IT JUST WORKS*

[@Silberkreuz]

1:05:06 bet ya feel pretty stupid now Pat

[@Skillfulstone]

I just noticed that they mentioned DSP XD the guy is being mocked across so many channels XD

[@djnosleeves85]

I wonder why they laughed when they zoom out to raiden

[@jamesblond516]

1:05:34 I live right off that road, it's I-25! auraria campus is where I go to school

[@Antonicane]

Anybody else notice that Armstrong looks like a super-jacked Jim Cornette?