2k trampoline

Fed builds a giant trampoline. Fuslie getting aces on a daily basis. Moe supporting his sister. Yvonne leaves Fed for the carousel. Savage Sykkuno?
►Scarra: / scarra
►LilyPichu: / lilypichu
►Fedmyster: / fedmyster
► Yvonne: / yvonnie
► Fuslie: / fuslie
► Celine: / starsmitten
► Janet: / xchocobars
► Yassuo: / yassuo
► Jodi: / quarterjade
► Sykkuno: / sykkuno
► Myth: / myth
► Valkyrae: / valkyrae
Outro Song - Comfy Vibes Lilypichu

[@zentii5883]

“Windows are replacable, I’m not replacable” Thats deep.

[@Roflmao6173]

When Yvonne went "I will never have a life without you" that was lowkey really sweet

[@gus9351]

@The Wail of a Dying Coyote at least fed has been up on somebody else's ass, that's a win

[@Roflmao6173]

@The Wail of a Dying Coyote no shit, but that wasn't the point

[@patrickma4220]

@@Roflmao6173 There will actually be a lot of shit

[@JosoLifts]

@@Roflmao6173 I aww'ed in real life

[@LordJazz]

Fed really knows how to spring into action

[@sanitizedcarrot7050]

LordJazz many funni

[@justinkale4013]

Bad pun bro

[@hatemails]

*ba dum tss*

[@gus9351]

ok listen here you little shi-

[@JXMTL]

4Heed

[@bluekid121]

Fed at the end: "2AM and I broke my gamer house window while building a $2k trampoline chill vibes"

[@artin9835]

Broke 2.1k glass while building 2k trampoline😂

[@boblackmon7835]

dabz i think i had a trampoline exactly like that a few years ago but it was not 2k

[@calvinyork3532]

dabz Fed said the trampoline was 1K, and the window will probably cost 1K as well, I assume that’s why the title was 2K trampoline

[@calql8dcalql8d55]

@@calvinyork3532 lmao ya'll must be getting scammed for your windows then

[@Nate.Wilson]

@@calql8dcalql8d55 It's not your average window though. It's an LA mansion sliding window.

[@group2589]

6:45 i didn't even expect lily to say 'okay' and michael to be the one stopping the murder from happening

[@jjgo2950]

mykull is a cultured man he doesnt kill the test subject

[@alexka5611]

@@jjgo2950 he let's them suffer in the pain of the aftermath

[@JDColon32]

this is why they work so well lol

[@Ajinzem]

He went too far. He created a monster not even he can stop at this point.

[@ferdinand3und4zig]

Glass is temporary, Content is Eternal.

[@leoisabell9797]

Ferdinand Dreiundvierzig that’s a funny way of spelling Mykull

[@reidergal]

you know thats is eternal too

[@FireWyvern870]

If you think about it, everything in the universe is temporary

[@shsupercm]

@@FireWyvern870 except DOOM.. DOOM is eternal..

[@benny9143]

Michael is eternal. They all be using Michael as content.

[@satyavsc8788]

sykkuno coming with a dagger like compliments

[@jrMpabuser]

hes just that sharp...

[@rikunara4118]

I want to give you a like, but you're at 69... so...

[@egbdf3339]

Our anime protaganist with the killing blow

[@guatemala456]

Riku Nara hAhA 69 fUnNy hAhAhA

[@Kurszt]

@@rikunara4118 it's surpassed 69 we now need it to be 420

[@Brycewallker]

“I’d never have a life without you” that can be interpreted in a wholesome way

[@zuralani1]

Right? I was like "aww-oohhhh nevermind."

[@Greenfire44]

i think she said "I'll", wich is more of an acceptance of doom than wholesomeness

[@luciiditytv]

It all depends on who it is, if it's your friend it's quite sweet but if it's a drunk father or abusive mother then no it's not a sweet thing

[@jirokure]

@@thatnobody915 kek

[@CollinsQuerJogar]

About that

[@VahnWyrde]

Sykkuno is like one of those anime characters that secretly kills the villain that the MC didn't kill for mercy.

[@dylanc.784]

Fed is 100% gone. Like no part of his sanity is there.

[@jaegybomb]

Why is him standing there at the end staring at the broken glass so relatable?

[@hpo8586]

Matt Jaeger its how we see our broken self in the mirror

[@hsmacaraig]

truee

[@CrazyNerdInventor]

@@hpo8586 underrated

[@ViviFishie]

It's all because no one would date him

[@eduardos4574]

He didn’t even tell Michael to do surgery on the glass door

[@kriope547]

How did fed even break it did he just throw the hammer

[@MrKamex]

@@kriope547 No, it was a spring from the trampoline

[@tooktheduke3336]

Nima Gurung He was hitting a spring on the trampoline to put it in place. In doing so, the spring flew across the trampoline and smashed the window.

[@kvnxVII]

@@tooktheduke3336 The person, in this case Fedmyster, was hitting with his own right hand the string, to get the spring in fact, in place. In that, doing so, the spring flew across the trampoline and the spring smashed the window, shattering it. yes

[@xSchreiberTVx]

@@kvnxVII The red-haired individual known to his fans as "FEDMYSTER", occasionally streaming on his alternate account "FEDMYSTER2", member of the OfflineTV streamer house, used his own right hand to relocate the spring to a fixed location on the outer rail of a trampoline stand. To do this more effectively, he borrowed the pure force of an object called "hammer". Due to this rather violent attempt lacking all sorts of finesse, the spring was in fact not properly relocated onto the outer rail of the trampoline stand, but was instead forcibly sent flying towards a translucent barrier protecting OfflineTV's house's interiors from wind and other natural influences, shattering its once clean and clear surface into several smaller bits. Although still in its original shape, that barrier is now no longer clearly translucent and is less sturdy than before. quite so.

[@taleonjaeronamielj.8711]

The way Mykull screamed when Lily began to shank the baby polar bear is something else lmao

[@ThisIsDreion]

I think he has a thing for cold climate critters. He sleeps with a seal plushie too.

[@tacklessstone0369]

solo・ Samurai I think he just likes animals and doesn’t like people all too well

[@MrFFHN]

@@tacklessstone0369 Well, except turtles. He hates turtles.

[@chimiprime3997]

I like how fed is really worried about temmie

[@aqxuire]

Well it's a small dog which doesn't know how sharp glass is so of course he would be protective of a dog that isn't even his

[@adambahir666]

9:51 Sykkuno looking out for the boys

[@christianarroyo2056]

Next Katerino?

[@OzzyOzrock]

YE THAT WAS BRAVE

[@Tonyman078]

Isn't she extremely open when it comes to how sexual she is? Like doesn't she just like to have fun. I don't recall her actually "being" with anyone. O.O

[@-cleverclever69-11]

Fed: "Imagine a world without me" ...

[@IdeaGraveyard]

I was looking for one of these comments right after i seen the clip😂

[@baints1282]

pain

[@snacku5706]

This hurts me

[@lutrinae2517]

I’ll miss fed

[@MrDino050]

@@lutrinae2517 yeah same, even though he fucked up really bad, like fking really bad, but i hope he can come back when he finish getting the help he needs

[@calcium3124]

This new arc in the Offline tv universe, seems to be centered around FED. edit: Yes! I realize this didn't age well!!!

[@watyhu99]

he's finally the main protagonist

[@tatzecom]

@@watyhu99 are there side protagonists?

[@maxhardy123]

The Quarantine Fed arc / Marbles arc

[@watyhu99]

@@tatzecom the joke is that there always have been, Toast was the MC in season 1 for example, w the supporting cast like Chris and Pecca.

[@BleachRush]

You know what they do to characters that suddenly have backstory and main spotlight right?

[@marcusvinicius3298]

Sykkuno just casually destroying Jade at the end damn

[@zeefzero4320]

wo

[@vlvtdreams]

Karma he basically called her a thot lol

[@superazula3722]

BoltMix it’s an insult to most, but she wears it on her sleeve so it’s not that big of a deal.

[@SerjEpic]

@@angel-jm9ve nope, but she cried after seeing how strong Fed's support system is. She doesn't have anything like it. I think she masks her loneliness with sex.

[@SerjEpic]

@@benjaminshields9421 I am glad it seems like psychology but it's just what I saw at that moment, from my own personal experiences. You don't just start crying out of nowhere just because the guy you like was given a bottle of water and a hug. (referring to Jade) It's sad but it happens. I survived a house fire when I was 2 years old, and I mask my pain and discomfort with lies, youtube, and games. Especially when I am feeling lonely.

[@alaskagamer6351]

Sykkuno lowkey savage jesus didnt he just roast valkyrae on not having a big chest?

[@n-wordpolice4707]

lmao he did

[@niklashand9260]

Where he did that

[@dicegremlin]

@@niklashand9260 during the minecraft stream.

[@n-wordpolice4707]

@@niklashand9260 on the video before this one, the sykkuno part is around before 5 mins i think

[@niklashand9260]

@@n-wordpolice4707 ah thank you

[@flamowlx6427]

Sykkuno really out here destroying peeps with his compliments

[@kgt8742]

Fed: "Windows are replaceable, I'm not replaceable." Yvonne: "I will never have a life without you" Damn. I felt that

[@Ryan-ju3fl]

when you say it like that it sounds like it's a scene from a drama

[@kgt8742]

Exactly

[@kgt8742]

@@xforce6213 yeah. But it turned out to be different in some people's mind😂

[@acidpain6059]

XForceBreezy Master everyone seems to be correcting people who point this out like yeah dawg we get that it’s just cute out of context

[@kgt8742]

@@jordanp6173 should i delete this now. It feels bad

[@presa.]

5:55 Fed:"Imagine having a life without me" this aged so well.

[@AtomicTheSniper]

That Fed glass shatter moment looked like something from a kids show hahahaha

[@killerlucas1]

0:00 - Mykull did not start the fire 0:10 - intro 0:13 - Fed actor of the the year 0:26 - Jodi has some really weird thoughts 0:44 - Poki GG 1:01 - clumsy Fed 1:10 - Leslie want to spank, i mean spike 1:24 - The reason you are here 1:46 - Moe supporting his sister 2:10 - Yvonne want to brawl someone butt 2:35 - Scarra gets denied his bratt 2:51 - Poki talks about her dirty chair 3:19 - Mykull youtube 4.20 mil surprise 4:15 - Fed gets roasted by a donation 4:39 - Yvonne has her priorities in order 5:13 - Panic grenades (need a name for this one) 5:28 - Fed and Yvvone will never be apart 6:09 - Myth confused but Fed 6:33 - Lily kills a baby polar bear 6:53 - Leslie another day another ace 7:21 - Celine's ace stolen 7:51 - Fed compares cracks to sperms 8:27 - Fed's trampoline was so worth it 8:38 - Rae has a thirst for blood 9:06 - Moe chess misclick 9:24 - chat predicts Scarra future 9:43 - Sykkuno straight savage 10:18 - outro

[@pvaupe2729]

scrubielord literally no one needed this

[@killerlucas1]

@@pvaupe2729 Well you are the first person to tell me this. And I did not know that you spoke for the whole of the internet.

[@paddy407]

@@pvaupe2729 lmao its pretty nice if u want to go back to a clip or something

[@amal-_-8360]

@@pvaupe2729 oof... so I'm no one now

[@pvaupe2729]

scrubielord i actually was elected to be the holy emperor of the internet in 2005 and my opinion is the law if someone disagrees they shall forever be annoyed by 9 year old fortnite kids

[@NoahPiontek]

Fed: IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT ME Yvonnie: I'LL NEVER HAVE A LIFE WITHOUT YOU YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE wulp,

[@Hazhu]

And trust from everybody he knows

[@sabroichimarugin7603]

Yikes

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

Bum bum bum badababadabada

[@theboythathasacat3040]

don’t worry he’ll be back soon, i think?

[@yukiinon3574]

@@theboythathasacat3040 lol no

[@Pzui]

When he said “temmie!” My heart sunk

[@JJ-iu7bg]

I knew Fed was good at smashing - I didn't know he would smash this tho

[@shadowdev3665]

Fed good at smashing OMEGALUL

[@JJ-iu7bg]

@@shadowdev3665 I never said exactly what he was smashing tho KEKW

[@shadowdev3665]

@@JJ-iu7bg I know i was just joking

[@JJ-iu7bg]

@@shadowdev3665 ye ik and we both know fed isn't getting nuh

[@ItsJustKaya]

The spring is still better in smashing

[@regarded9702]

Sykkuno needs to be careful he doesn’t cut himself with them conversation skill

[@shway1079]

I swear man sykkuno is like your grandma who points out facts in the most nicest and the meanest way possible lmao

[@joeblow9275]

I'm kinda impressed that he gets away with it. 99.9% of folks would have been attacked for slut-shaming.

[@hyujinnn7060]

5:51 "im not replaceable.imagine a life without me"

[@marcusfireblade4173]

Why did I think fed actually hurt himself

[@alaskagamer6351]

Cause he cut himself during tonight's stream sowe kind of used to it

[@uwot9021]

cause it's pretty likely

[@servantes3291]

Because it's Fed

[@boartank]

He did while peeling potatoes I think yesterday. Foreshadowing

[@Papabandana]

I don't know..., but I do know Karma came for that finger.

[@sirgems5926]

Sykkuno getting more and more savage each clip

[@BloodshotSteak7]

Ever since Sykkuno got his harem he’s had moments of being too damn savage

[@All54321]

5:53 “Imagine a life without me” Yikes.... this didn’t age well

[@zachripp8163]

Feds streams are so good go watch if you haven’t

[@dreadlock375]

Honestly. His streams never get boring

[@Chronomatrix]

that's why he's the king of content

[@WolfScream87]

Fed7

[@chases7896]

Im not big on watching streamers, but ive consistently watched Fed. He really is a great guy

[@jannikschmidt8511]

Yeh. You can really boost your self esteem by making fun of him and all.

[@antonaguilar7669]

10:21 Fed Realizes that he had gained +1 depression from breaking the window

[@someguy2744]

Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy)?

[@afiqaken134]

The song makes its even better

[@Methos_]

Somebody needs to make a full song loop of him staring at the broken window

[@WatermelonEnthusiast9]

"Imagine a life without me" big oof, that did not age well 5:55

[@devaashishghosh]

5:54 Fed is replaced.

[@honeydew9131]

Bro my heart dropped when fed “cut” his finger.

[@cheesycheese60]

In the cooking stream?

[@thekuuderedude1737]

@@cheesycheese60 it's in the video

[@zachripp8163]

Hah faked it one day and really did it the next. Karma I guess

[@honeydew9131]

CheesyCheese60 when he was cutting the box. Towards the beginning of the video

[@KittyMax97]

He actually did today. Went too fast with his new potato peeler

[@nexsus96]

How is no one talking about the SAVAGE Sykkuno

[@xXSmiileeYT]

Majd Najar idk I’m waiting 😂

[@joachimbikas880]

YEP

[@ThisIsDreion]

He's always been kind of savage, he's just subtle about it.

[@Tropical_Panda]

I wish someday I learn the skill of having these dagger like "compliments"

[@0cujo0]

9:49 “10 Other Guys” OMG so much Concerned Savageness

[@alanbunbun6961]

5:29 this clip has a whole new meaning now

[@StrokesTheRecreator]

Was literally about to go to sleep because I have class in a few hours, and you just had to upload...........thank you

[@roj6895]

Christian Ramirez same and im in the same time zone as them its 1 am

[@vc9491]

@@roj6895 go to bed!!

[@roj6895]

yeee ew no lol

[@nicholasbroadhead2335]

Same. It’s 1 am. They live in the same area as me. Why do early? But thank you though.

[@xXSmiileeYT]

Christian Ramirez Same, got morning shifts this week 😂 but hey, what better way to end the night.

[@thehollowashen]

FED: "I'M NOT REPLACEABLE!" Offline TV now: ummmmm

[@level8473]

Fed really broke that window along with his career

[@artin9835]

10:19 this needs to stay the outro

[@brainiac1595]

someone called Fed the golden retriever of Twitch and it might be the most accurate description of him I've ever seen

[@krakenwarrior3237]

Oof

[@PainterVierax]

@@krakenwarrior3237 yeah he's now known to be the dog who tries to do it on every piece of furniture.

[@volbla]

Sykkuno is actually the most savage person on the internet. This must all be part of some evil master plan.

[@tonysonions2860]

5:54 "imagine a life without me" oh no

[@letplayagame8804]

6:03 well this aged well

[@Mohannad77777]

Fed: "imagine your life without me" Yvonne: pretty fucking great

[@goodguycarl]

Damn that hits hard, like it crashes down, like Fed's career.

[@nsgkermitbecreepin1498]

5:45 I just imagine the neighbors overhearing fed and eyvonne like a married couple

[@bloppy6038]

That Yyvone comment really stuck with me ¨I would never have a life without you¨ Idk sounded kind of cute

[@mychaeljones7526]

Cute and Yanderre

[@Vune_GG]

Bloppy and then proceeds to imply that she will always hear his annoying jabbering

[@adnanhameed1271]

Oath that was low key cute

[@jjgo2950]

@@Vune_GG thats how it always begins...

[@TheSwolOne]

She said “I’ll” which has a totally different meaning

[@ratlab5680]

4:00 It's so cute to see the engineering gremlin pretend he has actual human emotions

[@polar8682]

Jade : No need to murder me like that Sykkuno : Wh- it was a compliment

[@adamotog.7812]

sykkuno is a master of deception and I don't know if I can trust him i must sleep with one eye open

[@galactico6099]

At 1:28 it’s so cute when Fed is worried about Temmy, that’s an UWU moment

[@mugizakk]

"Imagine a life without me" Well that aged well

[@goofistmcnutty3280]

I love how Fed, instead of having any normal reaction to breaking the window, immediately farms it for content XD Which in of itself is good content lol. Some pro moves right there.

[@christianbrighten6092]

"look chat, my romantic life" Yeah and you're the one breaking it

[@eden6862]

"I choose Katie" Lol

[@valeryrivas1911]

Imagine getting roasted by Sykkuno, a man who can't get through anything without saying "uhm"

[@bothusk3323]

5.55 fed:"imagine a life without me" That shit hurt and reality now

[@r4nd0m-man91]

Daaaayum sykunno really savage on that last clip there kekw

[@MortenErCrazy]

Sykkuno has a unique ability to destroy people while trying to be nice.

[@bosnixbro2530]

"Imagine a life without me" They dont have to imagine today

[@itamiki5385]

5:56 If only we knew back than man😔

[@c.j.tassell6815]

Yoooooo i love that now Sykunno is getting more confident hes an absolute savage

[@breestakebobba2318]

Fed has bad luck when its night time

[@alidarivera5836]

Lmaooo

[@justsomemustachewithoutagu7229]

FED: imagine a Life without me OfflineTV: your out

[@bird1476]

The glass is like fed life, shattered

[@daneshharith8731]

5:27 now this scene hits differently😔

[@lolkecks1951]

Fed: destroys window Fed: "Oh my god no" Inner Fed: Heck yeah I got content baby

[@smolfatpotato974]

Lily:you are not setting anything on fire right? Mykull:huh? No....

[@sozoehmi]

5:44 is so wholesome in a sibling kinda way its adorable

[@TheOppiter]

that ending with sykkuno though. after listneing to it twice, daaaaamn syk left like a river of passve/aggressive lol

[@blubrin4373]

1:03 when he said *Ai* i really felt that

[@aidanison8923]

Sykkuno: I’m bout to ruin this whole woman’s career

[@rhylendculver6001]

Nobody: Fed: *Fucks up* OfflineTV: Hippity Hippity your off our property

[@HuaSenpai]

*comedy*

[@just_zoan]

6:48 Michael Protecting animals?

[@boartank]

That's not a turtle 🐢

[@CantcerCause]

after all the drama, there's just one thing on my mind: Does Fed get to take the trampoline?

[@chk4720]

No it's still in the offlinetv house

[@themaskedmagic1783]

@@chk4720 dahm fr? That’s like a shit ton of money down the drain for like 4 vods of content

[@angelarenas8892]

“imagine a life without me” - Fed......welp that aged well

[@Blu_____]

5:55 o o f

[@slipup7582]

Michael: yay 4 mil i got a cake *michael hitting 5 mil* Michael: i can literally have cake every week.

[@greedydonut6641]

5:51 that didn't age well 🤡🤡

[@nategodz6131]

"Just imagine a life without me." This quote did not age well

[@pinkproxxyz29]

8:20 fed sums up everyone’s teammate after you win in the gulag

[@elleuwu_]

"imagine a life without me" ......that didnt age well....

[@bee8106]

sykkuno is a homie bro he gave that dagger compliment but i also feel like he was roasting her almost??

[@williamberends7580]

5:29 I really love the siblings-esque arguments Yvonne an Fed get into.

[@tomasrakutis]

That last clip with Sykuno and Jade made my day

[@mimize.m]

Nobody: 14 yo girls: 10:20 OMG THAT'S SOOOO DEEEEEP

[@watchingpassive9485]

14 yo girls? I think you meant most of the internet.

[@fellowhuman844]

Hahaha why you always attacking youngsters XD bet half of ya'll are around the same age

[@odyfr]

5:55 welp that aged well

[@ozyssah]

Sykkuno and Jade in the same call is something I never saw coming, but it was great

[@oompalumpus699]

I loved the little surprise Lily set to celebrate Michael getting 4 mil subs.

[@sandarai]

that glass door is still more intact than my future

[@Therealdrsunshine]

1:24 Poor Fed... He deserves this He hates pickles It’s a joke

[@xXHydroDragonXx]

9:12 *Deliberates a move that would put him in checkmate*

[@takineko]

9:43 SYKKUNO IS SAVAGE AF

[@Raxtus3106]

“I’m not replaceable” -fed *sykkuno has entered the chat*

[@MikloWasTaken]

Sykkuno is a real g. Hes one of the homies ngl.

[@noodles8509]

That spring went faster than Fed's profile being swiped left on Tinder

[@ZeroSoul10]

DANGGGGG Sykkuno be popping off . Bro he went, it's ok you talking to 10 other dudes. He's my hero

[@daboideutsch39]

5:51 yikes