Dark Souls, but Randomized

[@TheActionAsk]

Oh this must be that hot new "fall guys" game, I can see why they named it that now

[@funnyvalentine4691]

Every game could be "Fall Guys" when played by this man.

[@rifqihatta]

Imagine fighting hard to beat monsters just to be destined to die by heart attack

[@dmg3691]

Life is pain

[@RobertWarrenGilmore]

On the bright side, that means you are good at fighting monsters.

[@Tokiko]

at least you won’t die from beating monsters, which guarantees you live every fight

[@purpleisthesneakiest]

the greatest of men always die to the most embarrassing of accidents, because no man or creature can slay them

[@youngveggies6558]

@@purpleisthesneakiest Don't know if this is true, but I remember of hearing about a man who survived falling off a waterfall twice and died because he slipped.

[@wsmith7918]

I cant believe his first ring was the jerma ring how lucky is that

[@tacobutt459]

I read this before starting the video and it made the joke so much better

[@notchillibooboo5058]

Wezzy HD you’re a jerma ring

[@PenguinDomino]

@@tacobutt459 same

[@Marty20kOfficial]

@@tacobutt459 same ahahahha

[@iug5672]

Something something sexual joke about Jerma's "ring"

[@iug5672]

Of course, The level design, the one thing that wasn't randomized, was jerma's downfall. Literally.

[@we-must-live]

okay that was actually pretty damn funny

[@MikeFallen13]

First item he picks up at Firelink: Tiny Being's Ring Seems appropriate.

[@nothing4mepls973]

GIANT ENEMY RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

[@7StringBlazer]

I came looking for the Giant Rat reference

[@janesmith1840]

@@7StringBlazer How many times?

[@zubinzuro]

Sexual orientation: East

[@yesok4244]

sexual orientation: touhou

[@ratking413]

Sexual orientation: dex

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

*Buddhist*

[@jwowowowowo]

duh, otherwise it'd be sexual ocidentation!

[@user-iv6cu5re1s]

We’ve found a fetish

[@aguyfromnz537]

Didn’t randomise the controls 0/10

[@CTOAFN]

What a hack

[@sockbones]

didnt randomize his pc hardware unsub

[@actualhyena]

You sure?

[@rybakrybak6900]

Dark Souls character creator music is so calming to me. It's just like Majula's theme. These games are so depressive and opressive but they also manage to give the feeling of walking into your grandmas house and she just finished making dinner.

[@cannonfodder4000]

Everytime I heard Majula's theme I thought it would transition to Evanescence Wake Me Up Inside

[@shaynehughes6645]

Except that one time she and her friends wore red and wouldn't stop laughing at me

[@mohandasjung]

gotta drink that estus soup

[@destinygamerss]

@@cannonfodder4000 I cannot believe a random comment on a video I'm rewatching from two years ago just completely ruined Dark Souls 2 for me

[@sw3aty_forte]

Resident Evil saferooms have the same effect on me.

[@LockjawGael]

5:40 This is the first time I've seen anyone do this, holy shit Jerma's brain must be *IMMENSE*

[@insanemokey1025]

But doing this takes damage, so yeah, jumping in the bridge isntead of falling in is more effective.

[@GODF5]

@@insanemokey1025 baby damage

[@insanemokey1025]

@@GODF5 But is faster...

[@hayk3000]

As opposed to his body

[@waltuh11121]

Bruh

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

Jerma kept jumping off the bridge because he was afraid taurus would be replaced by pinwheel

[@hayk3000]

Why is that? Did Jerma985 die to Pinweel 17 times in a row?

[@emiliofernandez7117]

@@hayk3000 17 hundred hundred times

[@Dover939]

Title: Random Dark Souls Reality: Jerma repeatedly jumping into a pit for half the video

[@martinfigueroa3881]

Twitch chat: just roll jerma. Jerma: Proceeds to do EVERYTHING but that, then complains about the results

[@thatroxxguy]

Made me so angry I was screaming at my monitor.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

@@thatroxxguy literally shit my pants as i watched that part

[@thatroxxguy]

@@RandomTomatoSoup started puking uncontrollable

[@BF1_enthusiast]

@@thatroxxguy I went to emergency room in the nearby hospital

[@shaynehughes6645]

Died of a heart disease at age 85

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

3:16 Okay, honestly, I would be terrified if I looked upwards and saw that staring down at me. It’s like the Devil is looking on at you, watching you run your helpless hide around his undead asylum.

[@BLK_MN]

Jerma: I hate fat rolling. *picks the literally heaviest armor and weapon to start with*

[@106640guy]

I wasn't expecting half the video to be about a non random part of the game

[@zacharyjune7510]

6:32 looks like he really does make AlL oF tHe RuLeS including physics.

[@bionicdragon5]

[randomizes character creation and accidentally makes Tomato Gaming] Jerma: "That's just Sunburned Dad!" *D E E P E S T L O R E*

[@louisbowels6858]

Not only did he have jump still on B but it took him 3 minutes and several attempts to even change the button in the menu. He's a master of comedy he has to be

[@wallonfly]

I bet this is what going to comic con feels like.

[@cleversmart0303]

6:33 "I'm the giant rat, that makes all of the rules!"

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I love how he knew that he was using a mod that he KNEW had the purpose of randomizing everything that could be randomized and yet he got amazed/confused by the concept so many times

[@AzumaXninja1]

I just appreciate a good portion of this video was just you failing a jump but you stuck to it as the essence of this run

[@blazex224]

“Just roll” proceeds not to roll for the next 10 tries

[@bearlyhardley]

12:41 okay, no joke, that jump was just incredible

[@unknownengines]

jerma trying to make that jump by desperately repeating his mistakes is an accurate summation of my entire adult life thus far

[@Toxic_Croagunk]

10:35 you’re rocking the boat

[@patricktracy72]

Sickest fucking dodge ever pulled off 12:41

[@PWnDpUppY]

this video is good yes, liked and shared to my grandparents!

[@ProStateExaminer]

Yes, help spread the infection! :)

[@Zorro9129]

They'll be glad to see a streamer their own age.

[@michaelmoratto]

My youth pastor would love this video!

[@gmodAus3]

I really liked that intro bit, that was good

[@Cloakingpower]

06:33 "THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES"

[@thebadegg8937]

6:33 Me finding out who makes all of the rules.

[@williamlandis1134]

LOVE the use of Shaun of the Dead in the beginning. Props to the editor.

[@bellusdaisy]

thanks!

[@thesadbot]

I wonder if he'll finally beat pinwheel.

[@gorillazhead]

Fantastic Jumps and How To Miss Them

[@slartymcguarty2954]

This the guy that ON STREAM?!

[@aguyfromnz537]

No it wasn’t him

[@TwoBasic2Foolish]

@@aguyfromnz537 oh

[@PuppetWitch]

This guy is !

[@Jaroba]

Is this the adjective streamer who verbed ON STREAM?

[@gustavvaip1600]

pissed his pants yeh

[@ZandorClegane]

That shaun of the dead intro was just mmmm so sublime

[@BodywiseMustard]

How did he not realise that he could just roll the gap, not jump.

[@haydnmalyon7690]

18:39 "Harry Potter is dead!"

[@janesmith1840]

8:46 OH MY GOD HUMANITY

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Wait, how old is this stream? Because I swear I've seen these scenes before. On KZbin. And I'm also fairly certain I'm no clairvoiyant. I failed that class.

[@kaspersaldell]

Yeah wtf I've also seen this on KZbin

[@Bestspin2winLas]

Yeah, me too...

[@_Cherry2090_]

it took like a couple years for him to post it, i think,,,, we all maybe clairvoyant

[@kaspersaldell]

@@_Cherry2090_ No we're not, that's just silly. If you look at his broadcasting history, he hasn't played DSR at all in the past 10 days or so (at least) so this is probably a re-upload of an older video, and we are some of the few commenters who've watched it previously.

[@eoghancarroll4365]

@@kaspersaldell He streamed this 1 year ago. It just took this channel a while to make this video. Maybe you watched part of the full stream on an archive channel?

[@HexWolfMusic2024]

Like sisyphus, who pushes his boulder up the hill, only to at the end of each day watch it roll back down. So to is Jeremy cursed to a fate of monotonous torture. To forever do the same jump, failing time and time again to his own incompetence.

[@dancingbanana105]

We must imagine Jeremy happy.

[@cianlacy6515]

Love you Jerma, I’ve been watching your content since I first found your Jerma985 channel 5 years ago. Keep up the amazing work, you bring a smile to my face every time I watch you!

[@willowism]

Every Dark Souls is personalized.

[@funnybone6149]

Something tells me Jerma used that random life story generator to create himself

[@matthewbenedict5923]

12:35 i honestly believed for a moment that Glueman was coming to the rescue

[@oneiros5686]

Legendary intro

[@Ubermensch9240]

2:00 Looks more like a genie if you ask me.

[@jeremus1912]

Why can't I make this jump?! *as Jerma with his three-head brain continues to jump into the same wall and hasn't realized he can't change the direction of his jump in mid air over 10 times*

[@theIargedude]

local streamer falls down the same hole for 2 hours on purpose

[@trustedcelery7596]

i swear ive seen this video before

[@MyNameIs8Ball]

you’re probably thinking of the fan edit that was made a while ago

[@Obamalover88]

^^

[@trustedcelery7596]

@@MyNameIs8Ball aaaah that would explain it, thanks

[@yamcha9791]

Me especially the 'how am i gonna fight yhorm line'

[@_Cherry2090_]

its on the channel ->Jerma Stream Highlights

[@El-cm1yt]

Shaun of the dead intro made me smile.

[@gabrielhabulan9642]

This would actually be pretty exciting to play through if you already had endgame stats and items. See how well you can hammer through a collection of bosses and random enemies with equipment that can theoretically tackle them.

[@falxie_]

9:18 Me as a kid when my parents were home

[@charliemcmillan4561]

the whole failing the jump repeatedly thing had me fucking wheezing the whole time

[@michaeldepauw9114]

In the future, babies will be randomly generated

[@iliketehfair]

Falling off the same cliff 5000 times. Classic Jerma bit.

[@sock2828]

It's amazing how surprised he is at things being random

[@collinarter2470]

2:40 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that wolf show up at like the very beginning I'd have two. Which isn't a lot it's just weird that it's happened twice

[@iamkookie37]

This is the Jump King of Dark Souls games

[@YourBestFriendreally]

The gaping dragon saw how much effort Jerma put into that jump, he knew he couldn't win.

[@gats5193]

did someone got the weirdest ad watching this video too? something about cables, forms and hydraulic press with some weird music on the background

[@brianm6333]

When I see a comically large sized rat 6:33

[@sethboyle90]

Oh no I can feel his rage already

[@fgfh10004]

That intro is genius

[@obombomattatetrahondamog1461]

AHHHHOOOOOLAMAGABA AHHHHHH AHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOGLA MAGA BAGA WAGA WANGA

[@onlycorndog6322]

6:32 He makes all of the rules.

[@thenameisuppercase]

Thanks, Jerma!

[@catboymilkies]

waldemar manfredi for jerma rumble

[@BigHugeWorm]

11:11 ITS OVER!

[@headshot531]

i thyink the zombie dogs are the enemy i despise the most theyre so insanely irritating i hate them so much lol

[@Assassin0fwar]

06:16 Nice Brendan Fraser laugh.

[@valtterihiltunen5700]

You can just roll that gap

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

As someone who has no idea what Dark Souls is supposed to look like, this is very interesting

[@dominokos]

Those laughs he does sound exactly like that IT sound from the trailers lmaoo

[@pr0tection4]

watching him jump into that wall for ten minutes was the worst part of my day today

[@DreadDoorMan]

Too bad

[@mankey2039]

Im surprised this barely got a highlight

[@owen0095]

Probably the best jerma intro

[@Bigmungandr]

this is actually uhhhh quite large big too

[@fortfite2922]

"random name generator" also known as chat

[@muggins2279]

The Small Being really drags out that fall joke huh

[@batman5527]

Mr. Mankini and the case of the no good, terribly bad dark souls run

[@TropicalMelonMan]

Nationality: Jerman

[@JacobKinsley]

The 'default' class loadouts look like what vanilla dark souls classes look like to people who have never played a dark souls game before. Actually to be fair randomized dark souls just looks like vanilla dark souls. If I saw a glitched capra demon within the first 10 minutes of playing I wouldn't assume that it was the wrong enemy I would just assume that it's pathfinding glitched out somehow.

[@FruityBasket99]

That intro was legendary ngl

[@byron33333]

8:51 real voice

[@TugaThings]

6:32 He definitely preys at night

[@Aurelius_unofficial]

When the imposter is random! 😳

[@SLCclimber]

5:41, had no idea you could get down that way 0.o

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

when jerma got the tiny beans ring i felt that

[@peninc.6752]

Thank you for no bleeps

[@nathanielscott6159]

Baby names but i need a middle aged young man name

[@TheSealMayor]

DOOR STUCK

[@dinonatorful]

18:37 voldemort laugh

[@Matthias27182]

LOL

[@catherineconspiracy]

6:30 The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules

[@bakers2366]

This is how dark souls feels for video game journalists and reviewers

[@HeavyBirb]

I am seeing more "you died"s here than in a Dark Souls' meme compilation

[@officeridiot4806]

Shoutout Waldomar Manfriti tho

[@zlaxxi]

Shaun of the dead is pretty good movie

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

18:40 Voldemort985