The Goldmen [with UberHaxorNova, Criken and more]

[@Criken]

that intro was hype as hell

[@PyramidSongs]

crikboy :)

[@neon_veins]

Criken2 more Sub Rosa videos, please senior

[@weet294]

So was that SICK COLLATERAL

[@MrRayen2009]

Thanks!

[@Cowpowblaow]

Sick Reservoir Dogs intro.

[@UberHaxorNova]

I appreciated being apart of Team Goldmen, boss.

[@fawfuls]

Omg it's James

[@theincompetentgnome6668]

Legends supporting legends

[@jemstone4082]

you were amazing on the team

[@yerok5789]

I’m so happy. The forbidden crossover

[@bankrupthampster1305]

I've always wanted to see a james jeremy jason crossover that gastrow boy i mean

[@barryscott9590]

Jerma: the man that can talk his way out of a room with no doors.

[@damagkveikov]

OP character, waiting for a nerf

[@britneyspheres7yearsago11]

Дамаг Квейков They r gonna nerf his reaching power again

[@swimsvg1855]

They already nerfed his hight...

[@bitterleafcastle1552]

Everytime they try to nerf Jerma, they just shrink him instead, it's stupid!

[@Helpertin]

Bullshit, have him play a round with me. Lets see that work out.

[@tomjackal5708]

The collateral joke was perfect I doubt he knew he literally only had those three seconds to pull it off

[@sarahsuper6162]

I love the Vin Diesel part, because he's disconnected from reality while everyone else is freaking out about there being a trap.

[@Jempai]

Its kinda endearing how Jerma doesn't 100% fit in with the Criken group (RP based comedy) but still gets along perfectly well.

[@deadeyes2803]

can you clarify your statement sir

[@memeskeyoch3375]

oh fuck i responded to the wrong person

[@memeskeyoch3375]

@@deadeyes2803 sorry

[@niuniek9358]

@@memeskeyoch3375 well that had to be awkward

[@RUWA-ly6ch]

Memeskeyoch your son? HES FUCKED

[@kaazoyameesheema4480]

"Always be the best you can, and put your pedal to the metal." - Vin Diesel 2K18

[@hi-fu6db]

Is that the guy from fast and furious?????

[@kaazoyameesheema4480]

Nah he's from Slow & Methodical.

[@goldenboy9748]

Just take life a quarter of a mile at a time

[@rudefeline6802]

Dat's my favorite vin dieesl quote

[@MisterSpinalzo]

I LIKE VIN DIESEL

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

"Collateral?" Jerma proceeds to open fire. "That's right..."

[@TheOtherLPer203]

Well he did get a collateral

[@donkeymucles]

8:18 I have replayed this 15x and I’m in tears

[@JohnJacobJingelheimerschmidt]

Dude, i can't express how funny that bit was. I replayed so many times and it just got funnier and funnier, i can't stop crying

[@SIsReal]

I love how they all stop talking to try to understand what their even hearing

[@JagenRay]

That ending was worth every second. Watching the clock tick down as he tries to get the joke out, my lord.

[@xtzyshuadog]

14:45 *and then he turned into Mr. Greenz*

[@xtzyshuadog]

15:46 *perfect execution*

[@The-toast]

... Collateral? *Smash cut to a great distance away at the broken into bank.* *Gunshots are heard in the distance.* *A car is heard driving away* (Roll credits.)

[@user-vd7io9jc8f]

The toast beautiful.

[@jesusquicksaves]

But only one little duck cane back

[@euanmacallister7728]

still dont get this joke rip

[@juicemango27]

Tiresmoke Podcast oh damn

[@space_men_8675]

Euan MacAllister When you get a multi kill in a game, it is sometimes referred to as a collateral. It’s a pretty genius joke actually

[@Moros311]

9:38 has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. You can see the light turn green, you can hear the approaching car, and the rest is history.

[@Zhfreak]

5:02-6:23 Speech increased to 100

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

Zhfreak His charisma score is off the charts!

[@KirioGameNote]

Zhfreak honestly it was like jerma rolling a 7 on persuasion but tomato rolling a 1 on constitution/intelligence

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

KirioGN More like he rolled a Natural 20

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for them meddling OSX boys and their guns too

[@SnarkyRogue]

I dont think Jerma was prepared for Buck's... Buck-ness. lmao

[@chandlertucker7843]

SnarkyRogue no one ever is, and it's glorious

[@malhekai]

Buck is a state of mind.

[@ironrhino25]

Buck is what happens when you feed a Jerma after midnight, we have all seen it before, Buck simply can't revert back to his original form. you could say he is the perfect Organism.

[@DakarTwelve]

I'd stick it in him.

[@owen723]

He is Jerma986

[@midlifecrisi]

The entire Goldman team dying from jaywalking explains the law in America.

[@TemmiePlays]

midlifecrisi hates Google + you haven't seen the clip of cops beating a guy to near death for jaywalking.

[@BradleyAllenLang]

Temmie Plays! Good fuck those people

[@e2v7g]

Once the duck song came on in the van jerma realized what he needed to do

[@GermanPeter]

This has got to be the coolest Jerma video in a really long time :D The setting, the roleplaying and the jokes were fantastic!

[@Piovli]

I cannot deny

[@canucklehead9250]

Marvel: Infinity wars is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me:

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

BenAnd Zack Vinny and Jerma

[@Blarchar]

green of tree black of blue I am still waiting for that stream. It will be legendary.

[@richardchicken923]

Blarchar already happened lmao search it up

[@bitter5683]

Just to point out he said “Vin diesel, I’ll do that” in a perfect Silvester Stallone impression.

[@Imapigtoo]

oh my god that tech support segment

[@cabinetthekid4575]

Mom: “we got Reservoir Dogs at home” Reservoir dogs at home:

[@refusingtoconform]

Negotiating with an empty briefcase to 3 fully armed gang members who just murdered an associate of yours. What a fucking power move.

[@ThatGuy-a48]

IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE!? ( Dear lord never expected this)

[@garydose1918]

that Guy there was an Intruder crossover episode too

[@Mark3MSK]

Doggy doggy what now?

[@FluffyIronGolems]

And they said Infinity was was the most ambitious crossover ever...

[@FloridaManMorbid]

Dey made vids before

[@big9502]

How many soundboards did it take to make this joke?

[@ohgodwhy5626]

at least 2

[@ryangood5002]

Fuck You.

[@nogooglestopaskingformynam3656]

Shut up

[@Baba-yv6ml]

Fuck You.

[@nogooglestopaskingformynam3656]

You died again?

[@brockly6434]

The tech support bit had me in tears

[@LiefTheBeef]

I have no idea what's happening and I love it

[@RedHeadRedemption27]

Look at this celebrity packed roster, It must have taken a while to compile that list of people...

[@awesometris999]

“I will find you. And I will get tech support from you” - Taken

[@Emelsh16]

the collateral joke was fucking brilliant. saw it coming from the start, but still died laughing.

[@Miltenization]

*QUACK QUACK QUACK*

[@Ragarnoy0]

DONT PUT ME ON HOLD

[@msORbedland]

OH YOU WANTED TECH SUPPORT LEMME CONNECT YOU

[@TheDeadlyTrolls]

what song was that. im asking so i can annoy my friends with it

[@Will-Xaru]

Here you go, I found the song for you, feel free to share it with your friends kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmWrp4GvoJaJhck

[@Oolarg]

I'M GONNA THROW MY PHONE IN THE GARBAGE!

[@RorschachsFace8231]

"50% of the crew are cartoon dumbasses." Pretty sure 100% of the crew fits that description.

[@lordmustaine3972]

I would like to congratulate team Goldman for getting team wiped by traffic.

[@superslendermon]

Nova and Jerma best crossover ever

[@Isaacfess]

"ＨＥ　ＢＲＯＫＥ　ＴＨＥ　ＲＵＬＥＳ"

[@sir3543]

James is so overrated. The intro with Lawlman is ten times funnier than anything James ever did in the entire video. I know this might sound like an "attack" but it isn't. James is funny but he is definitely out of his element here.

[@KingOfChaos213]

I only heard him once at the beginning and it seemed like it was a soundboard "OH MY GAWD!"

[@denishooi7220]

Æsir “i know it sounds like an “attack” but it isnt” “James is so overrated” “The intro is funnier than anything he’s ever done” You were right. It does sound like an attack.

[@sir3543]

Denis Hooi What I actually said: *"The intro with Lawlman is ten times funnier than anything James ever did in the entire video."* What you think I said: *"The intro is funnier than anything he’s ever done”* I guess if you're twisting my words, then it does sound like an attack.

[@SammyLevisosa]

5:30 that was the sexiest, most alpha strong arm-ing business tactic I have ever witnessed.

[@anti-macro]

That intro was GODLY.

[@emanosharp]

Zeghart reservoir dogs amirite

[@MrRayen2009]

Thanks man

[@anti-macro]

+BustUrShelf Instant sub, fantastic work

[@MrRayen2009]

thank you, holymackerel did a great job with the text and a couple touch ups too

[@RoyRogerer]

Mack, your editing is improving by the episodes, and you integrating your own creativity into the intro is absolutely amazing. Keep up the good work. To this intro, I stopped eating my pizza for a second for how brilliant I thought it was.

[@MrRayen2009]

Yeah, that intro was a lot of fun to shoot.

[@reaIGarfield]

THIS IS A GOD DREAM THIS IS EVERYTHING

[@MiKeDaBoMb321]

JERMA'S AN ULTRASHORT STREAM (ER) HE IS AN ULTRASHORT STREAM

[@jakethompson1302]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@HighLordOfHouseIX]

MRLAWLMAN CONFIRMED WAVY

[@inuush]

Now that's an interesting crossover.

[@raicrush]

I like how Jerma, to my knowledge, is the only one to follow through on a threat made to Buck

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Jerma is the only one who is stronger than Buck.

[@LenkyLad]

It's always a lot of fun seeing peoples first reaction to Buck.

[@WillJones1098]

I was like "hey this sounds like the beginning of Reservoir Dogs...... oh."

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

>mafia >constantly answering phone calls >10:36 "stuck in a loop" Is Jerma Diavolo?

[@ChodeMaster]

The vin diesel voice had me in stitches

[@bndawg2000]

16:22 That moment when he turns to see what is going on is perfect.

[@jopomeister]

This game is demonic That collateral joke was beautiful

[@mikotoh]

is this even a fucking game??? i cant find much info on it other than its in garys mod EDIT: NVM THE FULL STREAM SAYS ITS SUB ROSA

[@BlairinTM]

How can he reach the pedals?

[@Darkfreed0m]

how can he walk that fast with his stubby legs?

[@ThePowerofCutleries]

Dead meme. Like, literally.

[@TheKonch]

Eddie no

[@metalgearzwei]

@@ThePowerofCutleries you won’t be mocking us when you’re dead in a ditch in miami, florida at 8:36 pm during a rainstorm

[@awesomecoolguy8857]

@@ThePowerofCutleries erm... thats kinda cringe bro, like, dead meme man, like, literally..........

[@yeehaw5641]

I still come back to this video and watch it whenever I'm having a bad day. Guaranteed laughter for 16 minutes.

[@PyramidSongs]

Buck is a comedy genius

[@brosephnoonan223]

No

[@JohnMBlue1992]

Hell Yeah

[@chandlertucker7843]

If everyone went as committed to the role play as buck they'd have some funny ass rounds

[@antpaste]

Chandler Tucker who was buck

[@M-1996A1]

antpaste the one who answered the phone and put him on hold

[@HairyHog77]

Jerma and Nova in the same video? Never thought that'd happen.

[@KingOfChaos213]

Presses numpad key 2- "OH MY GAWD!"

[@TJ-kd5tl]

A L R I G H T H E L L O

[@Endarz]

that intro was fun to make, thanks Holy Mack and BustUrShelf

[@BelfryHex]

I need an MP3 of this song..

[@Runenut]

this video is gold. this is the best jerma we've seen in quite a while. absolute perfection.

[@TF_Tony]

9:45 The muffled anticlimactic sound effects make this even better.

[@TheDevilDriverX]

The entire on hold part had me laughing so hard

[@Levyathyn]

"But do you have a briefcase?" SPEECH 100

[@bruhcow315]

Most definitely my favorite game of the year. It's like physics based gta5 online but done correctly

[@laur4620]

its such a shame this game died. we need more collab/rp games like this again.

[@redactedname5038]

The most iconic part of this video is the manager yelling "get back in the car" during a gunfight.

[@trainershade1937]

There are definite benefits to being a Goldmen it seems, as there's always an opening in a hospital for a Seagull!

[@trainershade1937]

also, as usual... Buck is god's gift to man.

[@thefrub]

"We can't ALL be the dumb guy" -words to describe too many things

[@penguinmaster7]

please play with Nova more the internet needs more of this epic crossover!

[@decoy3418]

Now this is a great collab.

[@danielr4812]

Holy mackerel is doing so well with these edits, i love the creativity!

[@glennglog22]

I appreciate that reservoir dogs intro parody.

[@ALucienLachance]

That ending though

[@Emidretrauqe]

Honestly there were so many amazing moments in this stream that this video simply doesn't do it justice. I laughed to the point of breathlessness at least 3 times and the stream was only around 2 hours long.

[@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana]

It's really convenient to have all of my video-game related subscriptions in a single video.

[@michaelcharlton1519]

This might have been the greatest collab of the KZbin Golden Era

[@krewl1252]

buck constantly putting jerma on hold made me cry with laughter

[@SIsReal]

8:17 has got to be top 5 funniest things ever

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

Top Ten anime crossovers

[@purplebatdragon]

We will never surpass the peak that is proximity voice chat games.

[@rozza1903]

When people say Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover, I respond with "have you seen the Goldman retrievers?"

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

One minute in and all my dreams have already been accomplished. This is the dream cast on the dream game baby!

[@iceio]

Jerma and buck interactions are always hilarious

[@Relkin109]

Hello? Representative? Yes, i'd like to buy the full version of the video's intro song, please.

[@Bonefoot]

:=)

[@avery7690]

this was the better edit out of all of their versions of this bit!! i liked and subscribed ×D

[@falloutpip985]

Buck has to be my favorite character

[@vavedern8860]

If Nova can stream with Jerma, does that mean Jerma can be on Cow Chop?

[@armaldofan10]

He has to break something first, and then scream

[@jelmo8443]

armaldofan10 light something on fire

[@959porsche]

Don't think cowchop and jerma would mix well

[@ricebix]

armaldofan10 funny youtube man scream?

[@mountaindewdruggie]

Sadly they're both living on separate coasts so I don't see that happening anytime soon ;(

[@danielolsson5746]

I really hope he plays more of this game, it was hilarious.

[@simpleshapes8113]

This game was so good in this era. The developer kept changing it for the worse unfortunately. I remember so many memorable characters. Borntokill a drifting menace of a man with his own agenda that he will achieve regardless of driving around solo. Mr Man Muffin, the smooth talker with a heart of gold, and I’d never forget Jermaine everyone’s favorite war criminal. Even got to play a couple games with Gerald, which was always a good time

[@DragonTamer9001]

I watched this whole stream, a pure gem. I'd love to see more.

[@coaltol1838]

Chief is a national treasure, and has been since 2011.

[@Ceelker]

Holy shit, I saw Criken's video of that rooftop deal a few days ago and now this :D "I'm still alive!" Edit: *The briefcase salesman was YOU?!*

[@jackshadowbrowse]

The empty briefcase bit is one of the greatest cons ive ever seen

[@TheDrRinik]

I nee more "Buck as a call centre worker" in my life...

[@MalarkySparky]

A sad story told in 5 words or less: “ WE LOST A _GOLDMAN!_ “

[@DragonSlay3r45]

WE LOST A GOLDMEN!

[@jibb1451]

You shoot me in a dream, you better get up and apologize.

[@calculatorman-mq7zd]

“Anybody got a bandai-“ *gets shot repeatedly*

[@djeddjole]

I remember Criken from his L4D series and the Nicholas Cage Zelda mod. I remember UberHaxorNova from his Gmod videos the most and then some other i cant quite recall. Great video :3

[@shaynehughes6645]

4 little goldman went out to play over the hill and far away

[@MrRayen2009]

Really appreciate having the chance to create the intro. You guys are a lot of fun to watch.

[@ka9eb451]

BustUrShelf Lmao we get it. You shot the intro...

[@MrRayen2009]

lol

[@MrRayen2009]

Sorry just happy that I had the opportunity

[@VendErre]

That singing intro was absurdly good. It's a masterpiece.

[@abirdwitharms]

15:45 Sorry just coming back to the best joke Jerma has ever made

[@devonbakos5712]

I cant get enough of Lawmens RP as the Goldman.

[@kevinveguilla4026]

Never would have I thought that james would play with jerma.

[@Idothinkysaurus]

I can't get over the fact Jerma is getting caught up in this comedy RP gang of Criken, Tomato, Bedbanana, Buck, etc. It's so fucking amazing.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I’m so glad Jerma’s been incorporated into the Tomato crew, he fits amazingly well.

[@Bropower125Games]

Goddamit Jerma, your acting is so good you bluffed your way to a stall out victory