That One Time Jerma Became King and Killed Several Hundred Infants

There goes the baker goes the baker goes the baker
Originally streamed/recorded on December 15th, 2019.
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985

[@SN-of5tu]

What kind of dystopian horror has Jerma created here. The concept of a king walking around his kingdom, singing that beauty of the beast, only to be enraged and start screaming "KILL HIM, KILL HIM" mid-song is terrifying

[@waterbottle6644]

That's literally just how it was in the middle ages

[@anort1969]

this is just the beginning of the emperors new groove

[@blahthebiste7924]

@@anort1969 Underrated comment

[@johnt.190]

Literally Caligula

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Half the server literally did the "create a hidden village" movie plotline to escape Jermas tyranny you can't make this shit up

[@AnarchyApple]

Its incredible how poorly this went on a feudal level. The king immediately ordering a slaughter on his first outing, the players stomping all the crops to death, the king and his envoy encountering players literally fighting over food in the street. Im glad Jerma wasn't born into a dynasty of rulers in medieval Europe.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

He somehow created a kingdom where all the citizens have no food no homes and are literally just running around scavenging and trying to assassinate the king, absolutely fucking deranged

[@radicalfishstickstm8563]

He’s the king we fear, not the one we deserve

[@the-red-thing]

Literally Joffrey

[@huggebugg3694]

⁠@@the-red-thing”They interrupted your singing so you decide to kill them all!?”

[@adlenspinks9792]

The phrase “we can’t mine. We’re babies” is just so fucking hilarious to me

[@dannyb6649]

He needs 10 guards in enchanted diamonds armor to protect him from literal 5 year olds

[@moss.kurtis]

Same height, same playing level Them's the rules

[@billfriendo2975]

5:03 love jerma yelling “KILL THIS GUY” and immediately taking it back after he is slain

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

Dr. Jerma and Mr. Hyde

[@18754KRS]

@@OryxTheMadGod3 ＋２

[@idontcheckrepliesstaymad958]

the duality of jerma

[@squeedles_1943]

4:55

[@theicedfin8725]

They killed me :(

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

I can’t believe Jerma became reigning monarch of Minecraft IMMEDIATELY after Queen Elizabeth II passed away

[@ironman3090]

The worst part is he’s going to RULE for over JERMILLION years. This is absolutely FUCKED.

[@davidp2537]

Such an insensitive creature

[@christiancolon4308]

Its a conspiracy

[@randomname8587]

He should have done it sooner!!!

[@whateveryousayfam5240]

She was the only thing holding him back. A tyrant was unleashed upon this world.

[@bitter5683]

Imagine people complaining that there is literally no food and the king is just laughing hysterically

[@anyalaASMR]

Historically Accurate Andy

[@succulentcod]

this happens all the time in england

[@BunkoValentine]

Let them eat cake.

[@tootruesheep872]

@@succulentcod it's scary that this is actually true lol

[@eddiej788]

king dedede

[@noaag]

29:15 I love Jerma trying to distract attackers by yelling "GOLD!" and dropping gold bars, like a rich supervillain making their escape.

[@singledigitdan]

Still laughing about how at the end of this stream Jerma turned the camera on and he was playing from inside a real abandoned mineshaft in the Nevada desert. Unfortunately it was not fully abandoned and being used by the US military as a nuclear waste burial site. Jerma’s been different ever since.

[@halo7oo]

You'd think with all the warning signs and locked fences he wouldn't have gone down there, but I guess he was just committed to the bit.

[@somethingguy912]

Supermutant Andy.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

It's weird he's done nothing psychotic or deranged and hasn't zerked at all. Such horrifying changes it has wought

[@SRowntree]

What makes these kinds of commens on Jerma videos so great is that no matter how outlandish they are there's ALWAYS a chance that it's true

[@dexamfetamin]

was such a ROFL moment when his skin started flaking off, he didnt even notice it since he was vomiting at the time. such raw energy from him ❤️

[@ArgSel]

Person who looks after Jerma's skin. Call that a jermatologist.

[@tumblewed538]

Doesnt he just eat garlic saying it helps his skin instead of that?

[@Mat-zf9bf]

@@tumblewed538 WARIO

[@lukebarrile3840]

Hivemind riley type comment

[@manboy4720]

@@tumblewed538 no, it's to help fend off the vegas vampires.

[@splatspunk1]

@@lukebarrile3840 jermaminder in the wild

[@JohnDoe-dx7oq]

22:57 Jerma not seeing the "FUCK JERMA" sign while complimenting the drink is straight out of a sitcom

[@croma2068]

It's conceivable that he ignored it on purpose

[@fuz5567]

i love that he wrote that after jerma threw his salt angrily insulting it

[@user-kd5mw6hl7k]

@@croma2068 Definitely ignored it on purpose, he looks in it's direction for a moment right as the camera starts showing the sign

[@miniepicness]

@@user-kd5mw6hl7k what if he cant read it because the text is on the other side

[@user-kd5mw6hl7k]

@@miniepicness The camera perspectives in the video are Jerma's own player perspective, he can change those

[@ranrancrabgrabber]

that one soldier who risked death creating that golden statue is a real hero. he sacrificed himself to build that so that 50 civilians would not he murdered by their bloodthirsty king

[@keyb]

At 22:03 that egg throw had a 1/256 chance of happening (four chicks)

[@parrsnipps]

Nah, that was just Mista using Sex Pistols

[@kevintrang6447]

@@parrsnipps So that was bad luck?

[@parrsnipps]

Nah, more like a golden experience

[@Regulith]

jerma clearly had a very specific vision for this stream and absolutely none of it came true

[@Doka402]

"I'm almost 50 years old, guys." Yeah, Jerma, we know.

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

Damn I thought Jerma was gonna record himself playing Minecraft but it's just another video demonstrating what he does in public.

[@jazzoYT]

oh no, i'm starting to see you everywhere

[@kosherre6243]

​@Emotional D this is a cooking video.

[@ohgodohnothebees]

@@kosherre6243 It's a self promoter, don't click those links and report the comment

[@HumanTooth]

foolish mistake

[@kosherre6243]

@@ohgodohnothebees I'm just mentioning the content of the link in case someone falls for it as i have, or if they're curious.

[@Nease01]

Jerma being baffled and confused that John Comcast simply ran away has to be my favorite moment from this stream

[@chuckbatmangaming]

The whole arc of "Jerma is Tiny" into multiple failed attempts at a trial for John Comcast and then finally a battle arena being built for John to fight to the death which Jerma immediately FALLS INTO AND HAS TO BE RESCUED FROM is one of the best Jerma gag storylines in any of his streams

[@batofdestiny7801]

This is unironically one of the best streams he’s ever done. From him randomly bursting out into song, to screaming at innocent bystanders and smiting anyone he sees fit. To the awkward cameramen to the failed assassinations. And also the like 10 people in diamond armor he needs to protect him.

[@xnotasweatx]

That’s just his every day life wdym stream

[@Fitzy_Fitz]

Like some sort of ego stream

[@EpicBassTime_]

Was it that good?

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

How much did he have to pay the guards to not kill him on sight? Or maybe he hired random people on fiver that have no idea who he is, cuz I just can't believe any jerma fan could be around him for that long without killing him

[@Zargabaath]

@@kai_fatallysapphic I'm thinking they were his mods and/or he had their families held captive.

[@raspymorten]

8:46 I love that the dude who gets the closet to actually following any of the commands Jerma lays out, gets fucking killed.

[@_Hamler]

Jerma doesn't like obedience, it gives him less excuses to use the meat grinder

[@blankyjae3316]

They don’t even get killed, they just trip and die

[@wintermute9268]

after mulling this over intensely, i think that when he tells people not to delete his bed if they want to assassinate him he must be imagining them killing him in his sleep, meaning that he does not know what a bed in minecraft actually does. Absolutely fascinating

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Fr I seriously had no idea what he meant by that lmao

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@@GreenEyedDazzler he meant that if you're digging a secret tunnel to assassinate the king, don't go in and steal furniture while you're at it because that's gonna cause suspicion. It's confusing because it wasn't an actual bed, just wool blocks.

[@allmensland2106]

“Why does this always devolve into massacre” “Sounds like a you problem” replied the DELUSIONAL and MACHIAVELLIAN king Jeremiah the 3rd

[@liamp6491]

"We just deleted like 30 people", it's sick he doesn't even see them as human

[@StevenBadAss]

Lol I read this as he said it

[@adamplace9449]

“You can’t mine until you’re 5” glad to see king jerma instituted child labor laws

[@321Leviathan]

4:10 Jerma singing a disney princess song and then immediately yelling "ALRIGHT KILL EM" is just the funniest shit.

[@Limpshot_McGee]

8:29 I love the "WE CAN'T FUCKING MINE" in the chat.

[@gamer_yes]

AND IT WAS JOHN COMCAST. HIS ARRIVAL WAS FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT TEXTS

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Out of all of the things Jerma has done in his many years as a content creator, somehow seeing him play Minecraft and giving expository dialogue whilst running around in third person like a Tuber, is the most disturbing thing of all. Either that or when he fucking killed a guy in real life

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

Which time?

[@naranciagaming]

@@bigbongtheorem3821 the 97th time was especially disturbing, he didn't even bother to de-rust the meat grinder

[@totallynotmazgamer2149]

@@naranciagaming For the last fucking time. I swear I argue about this shit on r/JermaMeatGrinderHighlights daily with you idiots. It's not RUST! It's clearly just dried blood leftover from the day before. CumGuzzler420 uploaded a detailed breakdown comparing the state of the meatgrinder between each Kill. You can clearly see between the victim #44 and #49 that he does regular maintenance due to his strange obsession with the contraption, he would NEVER let it rust. The dried blood must have some sort of ritualistic significance to him, but currently outside of some wild speculation, no one figured out why he doesn't remove it while doing regular maintenance. Please for the love of god, stop spreading misinformation, Jerma would never put someone into a rusty meatgrinder.

[@ckorp666]

at least he didn't mash sneak and click at the sky while rapidly switching camera perspectives and doing a creepy, overly-high-energy "whats up gamers" intro

[@LittleIcarus]

@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 remember to smash that like button!!!!!

[@heythatguyalex]

Before this stream I had doubts that Jerma was actually psychotic But the fact that Jerma said you can't even play MC, expected people to make Towns, then demanded tribute confirmed that he's actually insane

[@hahafunnyhaha4216]

I dont know, all he asks for is their love and worship in exchange for his own love, and dominion; I'm pretty sure multiple billion people would think that perfectly reasonable. Totaly not psychotic; he's an ambitious visionary.

[@espurrthestupididiot2405]

only 2% of the psychopathic nature known as Jerma's Twitch Chat.

[@fsikijelfes8660]

@@hahafunnyhaha4216 r/ihaveatheism

[@MorreKorb]

Or stupid. Honestly that seems more likely.

[@geemcspankinson]

@@fsikijelfes8660 This must be one of those new reddit internet sites

[@greaciegracie5098]

22:03 cant believe i witnessed mista throwing an egg at jerma and 4 chickens hatched ❤ what a beautiful moment.

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

It was his luckiest and unluckiest moment

[@WaterNovaGAMING]

the fact that jerma just decides to kill children over the age of 5 randomly if they don't build him outlandish things is hilarious to me

[@myawsomebox]

Biblical Villian Andy

[@vizzy61]

he just like me fr

[@CheeseYourself]

7:05 jerma: "i'm a good king, you don't want to get rid of me!" jerma 50 seconds later: "i want these small children to build a golden statue of me in my courtyard with their bare hands within 30 minutes or else i will execute 50 of them"

[@playdoughmaster808]

12:26 Bonjour, bonjour There goes the baker with his tray of bakeries Save of reddit rolls to sell Every morning just the same, every morning just the same Just the morning that we came into this town Oh good day hello, hello there yes how are you No no no, don’t I’m not going out, I’m not going out

[@Mat-zf9bf]

I was gonna ask "That one time?" but yeah he doesn't often become a king. Goes without saying the rest of the title happens regularly.

[@VenoMantis]

@Chad link to me and you're mother part 3

[@ls-rk6hw]

Short king

[@bip8073]

*Enters a grave* ''There's a whole little community over here!''

[@aidanner]

"i'm a good king" 3 min later "i need a gold statue in 20 minute or i will kill 50 people"

[@k4rz43]

"The people are starving and desperately trying to grow crops while the king is killing babies, ordering gold statues and iron bars at the threat of execution for those unwilling to comply and gets assassinated while on a fishing trip." A pretty accurate recreation of a medieval kingdom, all-in-all.

[@mikotoh]

4:07 the fucking abrupt shift from jerma singing the B&TB song to him yelling 'DONT HIT ME' had me crying with laughter, holy SHIT

[@D-03181]

10:39 The fact that the guard and the peasant just had a non-verbal agreement by nodding their heads in unison is just so funny to me

[@joebob4579]

I wish jerma was real

[@fergs1561]

That would be terrifying, do not wish that thing upon this cursed world

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

I have a question for a friend what you do if you met a Jerma real life?

[@fergs1561]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 gas

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 what can you do? Other than accept your fate I guess? I mean has anybody been able to come up with a way to escape a Jerma if one were to come across a Jerma irl? (you won’t) (he’s not real)

[@hamsteak4219]

me too :(

[@chisecrecy4974]

Jerma absolutely losing his mind and obsessing over a random guy named "John Comcast" is absolutely incredible

[@fuckthevoid]

"Feed'em to the lions. Yeah, feed'em" *twerks*

[@boobuh]

30:55 did he just completely forget about the “jerma is tiny” sign LMAO

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Jonasbones was allegedly the real culprit, hence why Jerma had John and him fight to the death

[@boobuh]

@@chuckbatmangaming ohhh, gotcha that makes more sense

[@fungoidal]

@@chuckbatmangaming JohComcast still insulted him though

[@sorryforthishatecomment4864]

Jerma was definitely high in this stream

[@KimiOmega]

32:45 A horde of angry block people lead by Major Ocelot and 2 Garfields, one of them in a speedo, is the most terrifying image there is.

[@Peebodyy]

Really interesting idea to post this after another monarch recently lost a leader

[@TrebleStarcrush]

This is what happens after the Queen dies.

[@_banja]

this was a fun night. the server was so broken at the start but we persevered :0

[@mijo_antonio]

When he started singing the bastard version of the beauty and the beast song, I nearly keeled over Edit: nevermind, it’s the whole stream. The whole stream is the beauty and the beast song

[@mijo_antonio]

And then he did it AGAIN

[@NightlySnapshot]

John Comcast is the hero we needed

[@Crazy56U]

“Oh boy, I sure do love playing Minecraft with my favorite streamer to close out 2019, I just _know_ next year will be even better!”

[@junkmail103]

I love how society immediately crumbles in his presence. This is what would actually happen if he became king.

[@Joseph-ey8vv]

This is one of my favorite streams of his. I think it's best when everything goes wrong and he gets pissed off.

[@Skibir]

When the backlog is so fucking long that the editors present ancient chronicles of Jerma lore as new videos.

[@halowaffle25]

Jerma's gone on to do plenty of streams with higher budgets and bigger premises, but honestly? This is the single funniest show he's ever put on imo. The entire thing is gold.

[@fauxdude9756]

jerma demands his subjects construct him an impossible statue and the MOMENT someone does it they are rewarded with death, tyrannous andy

[@willow5945]

To be fair, that person was probably a witch.

[@liviousgameplay1755]

Everyone: Is two years old, can't do anything without stamina, and dies in like 2 hits Jerma: Why has no one tried to kill me yet?

[@NightshadeEXE]

The history books will remember this great quote by King Jerma "My loyal subjects if you could do something for your very very very noble king: I require a gold block statue of my likeness in the middle of the outlined courtyard within the next 30 minutes or I will execute 50 people. I want a gold dick that's representative of my like!" - King Jerma

[@MasterPlunger]

please release the source code for the FTK gamemode so we can play this publicly, it's all i've ever wanted. if anyone feels the same show your support

[@zanderwithaz5315]

This!

[@TheZerok666]

Yeah I'd love to play this

[@squeedles_1943]

He should do it again

[@batofdestiny7801]

Yeah sure I’m all for it

[@dentedpear1337]

he should do it again but like acttualy modded with no castle at first like fallen kingdom

[@imBailout]

This is probably one of my favorite streams of all time. Not just from Jerma, from anyone. It was perfect from top to bottom.

[@drknflx]

alternate title: jerma hates everyone on earth smites them all with his fire breath

[@jamilskannal]

The least psycho and narcissistic thing this guy has done. Fucked up

[@BeastnodeG]

this stream was a fucking disaster but it was one of the best streams jerma has ever done

[@emanon2774]

10:37 the little interaction between the random and a mod is so cute imcrying

[@salieriii]

imagine you're in this server and you're just goofin around and jerma goes 'KILL HIM' and then you ACTUALLY DIE AND CANT COME BACK TO THE SERVER like i would never stop telling the story of the time jerma himself played king and executed me for no reason other than he's roleplaying an evil king LOL

[@deanc9195]

His “ban this guy” attitude is showing

[@SmoothMaul]

It's very much on brand that half this video has been muted because Jerma wouldn't stop doing the Beauty and the Beast bit at the start of every sever reset.

[@komossi]

I can’t get over Parappa the hermit at 15:41

[@jamjon6616]

First king to kill over one Jermillion babies

[@Wakwise]

that "one" time? are we pretending to forget the uncountable other times?

[@mw5803]

This is known in the jerma lore as the medieval stage of the jermaverse

[@ender7720]

Please lord let Jerma do more Minecraft videos. It is a *PERFECT* Jerma game for the amount of weird bullshit he can pull off with it

[@laditude6310]

Little known Jerma fact: he is a direct descendant of Nero

[@OnTheRun_DontTellEm]

32:33 jerma defends himself from would-be Assasins WITH THE BONES OF INFANTS!!!

[@therogue353]

how did I never know about this stream this is fucking insane

[@VOTE_REFORM_UK]

For every second that you’re not running, Jerma is getting closer.

[@kaizerdeath12]

This was the ultimate "we'll figure it out when we get there" stream, best of the worst

[@Daniel-gd8pr]

My favorite part is the multiple times where jerma threatened baby's that couldn't do anything to do labor otherwise he would murder a mass amount of people

[@sephrah]

that intro edit was brilliant, as usual

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

The most terrifying part of all of this is that Jerma984 comes off as sane compared to Jerma985. And remember, every three years they replace Jerma, so we're coming up on Jerma986 soon.

[@dezzy2357]

Every Jerma Minecraft stream feels like a fever dream.

[@MaybyAGhost]

I'm so happy King Jeremy 1st is the new monarch of the U.K.

[@Shemmet]

This was like my favorite stream ever by him, it was such a train wreck

[@kingding9542]

Even after he shoved all those baseballs????

[@matthew1194668]

This is the most professionally scuffed stream I've ever seen

[@jillsandwitch67]

the part where he turns around and its like 30 citizens and no guards is so fucking funny. the panic sets in immediately

[@aliathif7778]

Jerma is the only youtuber I would let near my child. Just to show them that this is what the real Boogeyman looks like

[@SmokeSAS]

We finally got the sequel to Jermacraft

[@max2x000]

Jerma refusing to sing in time to beauty in the beast was killing me

[@JacobKinsley]

I love that he went through the effort to make a Minecraft parody of what Happened at twitch con

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Jerma wants people to do WHAT with him as king!?!?

[@funnyvalentine4691]

Domination-loss Andy

[@nameistaken]

The mental image of a king standing on a balcony throwing Chicken and Mutton down to the poorer class kind gets a chuckle from me

[@crackedemerald4930]

"I'm a good king" drops two raw mutton

[@somecitrus7561]

I DIED AT HIM SINGING THE FUCKING BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SONG HOLY FUCK

[@fungoidal]

The fact that Jerma referred to the literal dirt construct shabby shack village his subjects made in the middle of nowhere after running themselves out of his village because of their inability to do anything or even have food to eat because of his incompetence "cool things people did" shows how insane and deranged he is.

[@loadescape1890]

ok but why is he such a good voice actor

[@vizzy61]

at birth he was injected with a serum containing the souls of every fictional character

[@lavalampdrinkr]

it fucking kills me how jerma has never once got the timing right on that beauty and the beast song lol; he always starts several beats late #}*{>?}* he truly knows how to turn an average song into a masterpiece 😍😍😍

[@arv584]

this is from 2019 holy shit

[@SnailMan63]

This is a sick concept. I wish I could've played. He should do this again if he hasn't.

[@sergentboucherie9813]

Kids are the future, unless we stop them

[@mosslion6025]

i know the audio's mixed like this to avoid dmca but 10:45 - 11:15 sounds like a snuff film lol

[@popo0129]

“Go exist” - King Jerma of 985

[@_BigGuy]

this is probably one of my favorite videos ever