Jerma Runs (Over) The Mafia

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the puppies.
Originally streamed/recorded on September 29th, 2020
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[@TylerNovakYT]

I can unironically see Jerma being part of a mob. Not as the boss though, he's the guy that puts the car bomb in the wrong car and gets whacked because of it.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

"No Stevenson am not gonna rigged the boss's car! Okay maybe just 1 car bomb, fuck what's the Timer on? Does that say 10 minutes or 10 secon-" *massive explosion* Later Stevenson: "I don't know, I don't even think you're supposed to put timers on car bombs."

[@deliboy8895]

Blackkklansman

[@fwoqma]

would you say he has big goon energy?

[@Memerath]

no chat i’m not gonna rig tony’s car

[@_1vn4_]

@Shane its a movie with a related scene

[@giganticzombie]

Jerma "conveniently" forgets how to shoot people when it's his job to but will easily beat innocent women and security guards without hesitation. I don't know how he does it.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

He only does it when he feels power.

[@endig4501]

He likes to be close enough that the blood splashes on him. See Dork Cube.

[@vaan_]

when the sus guy takes over

[@giganticzombie]

@@vaan_ Dr. Jerma and Mr. Sus

[@animatrix1490]

@@giganticzombie They are a person who feels good to be among-us

[@jakedeptola2547]

I literally cannot imagine this dude sitting in like an outback steakhouse for dinner, hes fucking crazy

[@AdamKlownzinger]

He owns a CAR, he owns a HOUSE, he has TANGIBLE ASSETS. That should SCARE you.

[@snkybrki]

@@AdamKlownzinger I heard he even has a GIRLFRIEND. This man's absolute PSYCHOPATHY will no doubt TRAUMATIZE her if left unchecked. Fortunately, chat is his outlet for now, but who knows when his MURDEROUS instincts will kick in again.

[@campbell1232]

@@AdamKlownzinger He's so close to being real it's scary

[@BudBonkerson]

@@AdamKlownzinger Jerma has UNLIMITED LIABILITY

[@yellobanana6456]

Thank god jerma isn't real

[@AdamKlownzinger]

He immediately, IMMEDIATELY promises to murder people with his car and punch people in the face. Not even for a singular moment can this sick individual stomach smiles on the faces and joy in the hearts of the common person without the instantaneous exercise of one’s darkest savage desires for destruction and death. Great stuff as always, excited for the next video

[@simplexjohnny]

He'll laugh as he crashes the car into people

[@Lysergic_Fox]

this guy is fucked

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Detective we need you to put him into jail. As always, keep making good content Jerma.

[@Marispider]

666th like

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@nathant6655]

*talks through the cutscene* . “wait what’s going on?”

[@coconut4219]

Jerma: You Can (Not) Run Away

[@mcswim565]

Can't wait for The end of Jermangelion

[@Haydunk]

Jermangelion death and rebirth

[@snkybrki]

Cruel Jangel's Jhesis is my favorite Janime intro

[@nohs8776]

You Will (Not) Be Grinded

[@Gxmwp]

LIFE IS PAIN I HATE MYSE-

[@williamdunbar2802]

All of jerma’s memories are implanted from various shows and movies. He’s the ultimate infiltration replicant

[@starshinehero]

Jerma: *runs over mafia boss intentionally* "Eh, he's probably dead."

[@WafflerCraft]

Jerma's first instinct upon seeing a motorcycle in car is to ram into it. What a powerful being.

[@baza9467]

That's why nobody rides a bike in Las Vegas

[@esuna2121]

Screaming "MOTORCYCLE MOTORCYCLE!"

[@ValentineStare]

Jerma is funny like a clown. He amuses me. He makes me laugh

[@baza9467]

You better sleep with one eye open now. Not that its gonna save you anyway, but you can try.

[@RickJaeger]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a funny streamer.

[@TimSlee1]

Who wanna know who else is funny like clown?

[@crusadercarl6269]

"But, everyone called me a psycho when I punched that lady and choked that guy to death!" haHa, its okay jErma, we aLl accePt you, even with your MurdErous tendencies.

[@unknowable1874]

This doesn't really work when you capitalize Jerma lmao

[@crusadercarl6269]

@@unknowable1874 fixed 👍

[@18754KRS]

−２

[@jackmetrro]

Hahaha

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

5:35 ‘You must be immune to fun’ he says after ripping out another one of your teeth with pliers as you try your hardest not to scream (that would activate his zerker mode).

[@jamestiedye9890]

Jerma uploads are always so funny to me because I'm like wow when did he play this I must've missed it and it's from like 2 years ago

[@Leetgrain]

I really hope he does more of this, Jerma's in his prime when his psychotic, evil streamer tendencies are viewed as normal - like in the mob.

[@absolutemattlad2701]

8:09 the little AAAYE sound the guy makes as he flies comically off into the distance sent me almost as hard as the car sent that dude 32:55 had me DYING

[@James-tj7qg]

I'VE NEVER HEARD THE AAAYYE SCREAM UNTIL NOW AND IM DYINGGNNGJFFHF

[@grit1]

The racing mission for this game is absolutely insane. Its the only reason I couldn't finish it fully on classic, I had to lower it just for that one mission.

[@minecraft5492]

you should play the original. In remake i made it in two tries but in the original it took me like whole night to get over that mission

[@grit1]

@@minecraft5492 I did when I was a kid on the PS2 but sadly I can't remember much of it

[@raphael8951]

Aw man i wish someone would put the dificulty copypasta here

[@Joesmho23]

It took me forever to get the race done in classic. I figured out that tapping x for turns works best for me. Getting that game platinum was a pain in my ass.

[@jasmine-ruff-puff9951]

I don't even remember a race lol

[@soma8756]

this cool and crazy title really grabbed me, and adequately prepared me for a video where nothing weird happens!

[@guymann1660]

the hotel level is like, made for jerma lol. requires some finesse and attention so naturally he just beats the shit out of everyone he can find, going "YOU KNOW MICHELLE!?"

[@Philboh8]

At 7:58 it's like they were all waiting for Jerma to finish

[@SpecialInterestShow]

No joke, I had a classmate in high school who would come into school EVERY SINGLE DAY dressed in a tuxedo. A whole suit. The *one* day he came in in jeans and a t-shirt it was a fuckin spectacle. The next day he was right back to wearing suits. He even had an old timey car and a tin lunch box, and he loved old music. And his face? Splittin image of Tommy Did I go to school with a fuckin video game character? OR DID I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA!? PS: After checking his Facebook, I am pleased to report that 7 years post-graduation he is still repping his 1930s Mobster aesthetic. Good for him, live ya best life.

[@Lucas-dy5mt]

His name? Jeremy Elbertson

[@bumbetch]

Jerma as a mafia godfather is probably the scariest thing I have ever heard. Imagine touching him would instantly anger him and immediately put you in a meat grinder. Such a deranged streamer. Thank god he's not real.

[@aarontheperson6867]

his handlers say he wants to escape into the real world and the urges are getting worse

[@kisamexsx]

No way is this Jerma? I thought he was drafted to fight in the vietnam war.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Still can’t believe he killed THAT many Vietcong with nothing but his teeth and an insatiable lust for primordial jungle combat

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

He was... hasn't been the same since.

[@snkybrki]

He was, it's just that his UNPARALLELED BLOODLUST ended the war in record time so he could get back home and kill more people. He's ruthless and a killer, by the age of 44. I heard the notches on his pistol numbered one-and-19-more.

[@18754KRS]

@@joshyjoshyjosh ＋２

[@basilbate7022]

Jerma has somehow figured to turn his real life into a cartoon via the internet

[@nof9395]

He knows about Vtubers

[@ryanm.8720]

"Was 'Finding Nemo' just a movie? No; that was a documentary! They had cameras down in the ocean. I remember seeing them filming it in Philadelphia."

[@christopherbriscoe9765]

32:56 shot him so hard made him rethink his life

[@radeklew1]

I genuinely thought this was LA Noire for the first 7 minutes and he kept calling it a new game so I was trying to figure out if the original stream was from 2014

[@jamishmcquo7590]

None of this makes any sense, you're telling me he crashed the car 5 times in the first ten minutes, ran somebody over, punched someone in the face and then got out of the car? that can't be how it happened.

[@aidansmith5646]

Jerma and open world games is my favourite combination. So much potential, and he always delivers.

[@thomassully6421]

HELLO FELLOW JERMAMITES HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING/MORNING/AFTERNOON/NIGHT

[@danielh.541]

I thought we were Jermaniacs

[@Scribbled_Death]

stalkn and prayn at night like the rats we are

[@communistwaffle6517]

"hold bumper to throw molotov" *does it* "this is the best game ever" completely sane behavior

[@34marmarmar]

29:20 whenever jerma snaps back to his normal self

[@nemysyys2285]

Bro thinks his life is an episode of Seinfeld 💀

[@Xzeihoranth]

Open world game with drivable vehicles. Yeah, this was a Jer-nia stream.

[@gibustheinfamous]

1:49 Jerma has played Borderlands and that scares me. He also knows there's a Borderlands 3 which scares me even more.

[@kielbasamage]

How can Jerma possibly win the race, every time one of the contestants crashes and dies he instantly locks up in glee!

[@reag4n]

this man is absolutely unhinged

[@Durhn]

These videos always feel like found footage of horrible crimes

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

LICHTENBERG'S IN TROUBLE PepoDance THERE'S SOMETHING UP WITH HIS CAR PepoDance LICHTENBERG IS OUT PepoDance THE FAVOURITE IS OUT PepoDance

[@bigman7025]

as a person that tried to complete that race on classic i can 100% agree with jerma that it was ridiculously hard

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

If Jerma was part of a mob he would be they guy who shoots as soon as he hears “the guy in the black jacket” but doesn’t wait to hear “is the boss’s son”

[@pankaiks5576]

Literally 28:00 jerma fights the guy beating up the mol ster then fights the mol ster....hes literally a anti hero

[@SnacxAttac]

What makes Jerma vids so great is the videos but the comments are just the best cherry on top of a delicious strawberry milkshake.

[@Freekymoho]

"I dont want to be the psycho anymore"

[@Dabednego]

I can't believe that the voice acting in this is somehow worse than the original.

[@kiran_3986]

him beating the racing part on easy is accurate to what the mafia do so its actually true to the story

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

Jerma you feel like you're playing candy crush every cut-scene because you're interacting with your sub-human chat.

[@Jerma985_fan]

HES GRABBING ME HELP

[@RemyVonLion]

our entire lives are just episodes of seinfeld

[@Profile__1]

Jerma is that one character in a mafia movie you think is a nice, decent guy in the gang since he's so jovial and outgoing. Then like a quarter into the movie, the main character witnesses Jerma getting bored and deciding to beat and murder a ton of innocent people at a club. Just because he can.

[@lennonmahoney7302]

Jerma mistaking his life for Seinfeld is straight out of IASIP

[@18754KRS]

jerry

[@lennonmahoney7302]

@@18754KRS huh

[@18754KRS]

@@lennonmahoney7302 jerry seinfeld

[@lennonmahoney7302]

@@18754KRS Well Jerma is exactly like Dennis, which means he’s Jerry too

[@AwersomeCan]

Yeah, when Frank confuses his life with Rambo

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

32:10 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a psycho murderer die in an auto accident with an ambulance, I'd have 2 nickels

[@boingo3275]

It gave me an

[@absolutemattlad2701]

What was the other time?

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Friday July 16th, 1999, Morioh Japan

[@JeTeLBaka]

IS THAT A

[@ur.ratdad]

the fact that jerma had a Seinfeld experience speaks leaps and bounds abt who he is.

[@operadlxx7071]

I like how we start off with "Who am I trying to grab right now, am I trying to grab you?" very Jerma like thing to say

[@moleiekins5710]

Jerma exudes a lot of goon energy

[@18754KRS]

bad guy energy

[@Hoodied]

Jerma really moved up in the mafia world, did you hear about the hit he orchestrated against the Pasta Italiano?

[@Zoochiini]

holy shit I thought this was LA Noire for like 5 whole minutes

[@Patrick.Weightman]

We need a compilation of "memories" Jerma had that were actually just TV show skits he saw

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

LA Noire: The Phantom Menace

[@18754KRS]

short joke

[@Odyanii]

32:10 the fact it was an Ambulance he crashed into was just the cherry on top 10/10

[@dogmadude1399]

17:52 Made me cry of laughter

[@REALwoombath]

33:33 Damn you could be a good VA for some japanese cartoons. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[@we-must-live]

heh

[@popo0129]

I was waiting for him to do the race… That face is fucking BULLSHIT on the classic difficulty. Bet everything else in that mode but that stupid fucking race. Also excited to see the Streamfather trilogy here.

[@Jack_Pepsi]

I couldn't finish the game because of that fucking race. I genuinely dislike the game because of how bad of a roadblock that mission is, so my head canon is the taxi driver couldn't beat it because his only driving experience was taxiing so the boss offed him

[@popo0129]

@@Jack_Pepsi Lmao my friends and I were watching a friend do this as I am telling him how fucked he would be if he had did this in classic mode with realism mode on for driving. He ends up fucking up a few times and at one point my other friend asks "so if you lose this race, will you get shot?" It was so out the blue we laughed and my friend basically just pictured a sniper aiming at the player in case he fucks up and loses. So yeah that's how it ends in that canon ending. In mine, he just activates EZ mode somehow and wins. Mob is happy and I go on with life.

[@Jack_Pepsi]

@@popo0129 I mean recruiting a taxi driver you forced to help you escape from the cops probably wouldn't have that much racing experience. You just see the guy get dragged away to get the cement feet treatment 😂 like some sopranos bit

[@18754KRS]

@@popo0129 cowards

[@Big_Spine]

33:42 Jeremy Elbertson’s plea to the jury after being convicted of several felonies.

[@moneymanofficial]

Why do games always glitch in the funniest ways when jerma plays them

[@tfsgames]

Little did Jeremy know, this stream would change his life.

[@jamishmcquo7590]

31:08 I wonder if he's doing a bit or just telling us this

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

The duality of twitch chat: "Dude turn the difficulty down, you've been here for 4 hours" "Dude turn the difficulty up, this is boring."

[@MegaDrain]

32:00 Sounds like Jerma's got a bad case of clussy fever

[@Axon-bm2sx]

as of just now i started the jerma diet eating turkey with real mayo rn

[@Theauu]

Level 100 mafia boss jermbo986

[@KengaruZ]

2nd Jerma poppin off with uploads lately

[@PrimitiveWar]

Bruh he asks if the guy is ok after he sent him flying and then proceeds to run him over again while asking if he is ok. This psycho.

[@bung0o]

jerma had 10mgs of mafia in him during this playthrough

[@alexschannelorsomething6673]

Any game: has melee or melee weapons. Jerma: **"HOLY SHIT GAME OF THE YEAR."**

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Jerma finally uploading in 1080p I never thought I'd see the day

[@mattymatt1283]

16:19 “what is a chubby bunny?” never thought I’d feel old without actually being old

[@Xsopit24631]

I had more fun watching jerma play it and i just finished it.

[@Regulith]

I'm starting to think that jerma genuinely believes that every borderlands game opens with "no rest for the wicked"

[@MisterMajister]

Thanks again Jerma for the laughs, you were on fire this stream!

[@LittleIcarus]

Ban this guy right now

[@pasha-ly4ss]

you are sick

[@SneakybeakyScrub]

PSYCHO STREAMER EATS RATATOUILLE GAME DISC PASTA

[@pjlew6719]

That driving mission made me put the game down and never come back

[@jessetowner1518]

Jerma saying you shouldn’t look up directions and just keep driving straight until you get where you wanna go is great

[@aortaplatinum]

Jerma's never played a racing game that isn't Mario Kart and he even sucks at that

[@kaizerdeath12]

Jesus fuck, I thought the human meat products was bad enough. Here comes another confession by 0:33 that he puts Rattatouille CDs in the grinder as well

[@jaz0424]

The pan to the ambulance at 32:16 is just comedy gold 🤣

[@labenvenci1584]

"Someone said "You are soooo funny". Ban that person, I don't wanna see them again." Sums up Jerma.

[@accursedamygdala8241]

Watching someone try and complete the Mafia race mission is the closest I've ever felt to having PTSD

[@minedude33]

Jerma running down the motorcycle really resonated with me because everytime I play GTA V and I see a cycle-equivelant, it's instant sleeper-agent kill mode activated and I will not rest until the cyclist has been put in the ground

[@bobu5213]

"I'm not gonna do something weird" Jerma in the literal same breath:

[@curtdude7]

Jerma basically mutes the game volume and complains that its too loud.

[@LarryDavis2099]

I love how he just assumes everyone knows what the hell "chubby bunny with marshmallows" means

[@MegaHasmat]

why does Paulie sound like Mr. Plinket?

[@sedentarycub5775]

the fact that jerma doesnt know that the first numbeer in a hotel room is the floor xD

[@P0PE418]

as soon as he said “I like this game!” I got flashbacks to people raging at the race mission

[@Chokladaren]

Jerma really has beef with using maps to find restaurants apparently

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

This was one of the most frustrating Jerma streams for me. Idk why lol

[@robotman5105]

Jerma being awful at driving in that racing part makes a whole lot of sense after learning he only handbrakes to slow down in car games

[@jordynrawrz]

jerma is literally a cartoon character

[@realwizardbroadcast]

Jerma thinking the race is gon a be easy in the beginning gets me

[@milesd3147]

wow it’s just like goncharov (1973)

[@whysore]

Jerma better play stray