Jerma vs. The Kelp Family - Jerma Streams Family Feud 2012 (Long Edit)

From Jerma's Family Feud 2012 stream (9/7/2019): • Jerma Streams - Family...
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2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
You think they'd know about seaweed.

[@sylvieslug]

I was hitting the bong while he was replaying the first few seconds of nekkid gramma over and over and it really got to me and I ended up laughing into the bong and spraying bong water all over my desk

[@regularspecial1]

clean that up so it dont smell

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

When I was a teenager I got so high once that after hitting the bong I just stretched my arm out to the side and dropped it on the ground shattering it instantly. Everything was covered in bong water and I only cleaned it after about an hour, it smelled horrible.

[@sylvieslug]

@@G-Mastah-Fash holy shit

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

@@sylvieslug My dad uses that room as an office now.

[@aldxbaran]

@@G-Mastah-Fash Bong office bong office

[@grumbotron4597]

The funniest part of Jerma playing family feud is he acts like coming up with creative and obscure answers will reward him and is completely dumbfounded when he doesn't win.

[@rushoffman965]

This made the whole stream make sense to me

[@mikochaos6310]

he keeps picking the smartass answers and is hoping every person they asked was a smartass who said something like "an oven" when asked "what do you need to bake a cake?"

[@mr.dirtydan3338]

​@@mikochaos6310they should have been

[@jmedlin81]

'that one's too obvious'

[@Darth_Conans]

@@mikochaos6310 Whenever the show has all the answers on the board add up to 98 or 99 instead of 100, you know there was a Jerma or two giving answers when they did the survey.

[@trashandchaos]

it rocks that he was freaking out about not picking answers that are "too easy" on family feud, the game show about guessing the most popular answers to questions

[@jacksonc393]

He immediately says two great answers but then types in the most obscure shit no one would say

[@rushoffman965]

And is then upset when it's not number one

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Jerma saying SECURITY GUARD for who he expects to come to his hotel door is very telling about his sussy life style

[@spacebassist]

I bet this sick fuck scribbles out the "not" in do not disturb

[@Tinlion09]

On that note, I've never stayed anywhere fancy enough to have a "bellboy;" I assumed carrying your own luggage to your room was just what people were expected to do now. It's like how you need an attendant to pump your gas for you in New Jersey.

[@Fataltyler08]

Jerma staches cut up bodies in his blood hotel room and the guards have a big stand off situation with him before he slithers away down the hotel corridor. I'd seen it happen with my own eye, lost the other one to Jeremy the Slayer

[@ssgoko88]

@@Tinlion09 every hotel you've seen on movie has had a belhop

[@PurpleRegulator]

@@Tinlion09 only place ive been with bellboys was new orleans on bourbon street and las vegas near the strip

[@TheBanMan]

"Name something a man might do if his wife was gone all day" NEKKID GRANDMA

[@David-gr1do]

nekkid huh? 😲🤨

[@toomuchiridium]

“Name something that you do with your hips”

[@muggins2279]

FOUL

[@dynomar11]

"thats too easy though it cant be that" It's not a riddle jerma it's literally a game about finding the most obvious answer lol

[@thisismyname1940]

I can never go back to living the way I did before after learning that Jerma believes king David's last name was "and Goliath"

[@zelpyzelp]

>Selects Hard difficulty >Starts picking Pass every round Impeccable strategy

[@nejinaji]

How many times has this man played family feud alone against an entire family

[@wetoddedd]

my favorite part is when jerma puts in a good answer then sits there for like 20 seconds thinking of more answers for the same question he already has an answer for

[@fishflake]

of all his terrible answers my favorite was when he insisted kmart was in its heyday in 2012, when kmart had already filed for bankruptcy and closed hundreds of stores a full decade earlier

[@anythinggggg]

Jerma streaming shovelware games is like top tier second monitor background video.

[@sirsmoothie8502]

Jerma is so disconnected from being a human being that he thought women would be talking about how beautiful yards they have and be sharing their dental records. PSYCHO.

[@spacebassist]

You're not besties if you don't turn up to each other's murder scenes

[@sylvieslug]

women just do that, jerma is right more often than people realize

[@boptics643]

I love that he gets excited when the question is about monopoly like he has an unfair advantage by knowing details about the best selling board game of all time

[@onlyone8331]

i mean hey id probably lose

[@Ziggsters1515]

Him getting so hyperfocused on gambling for that one awnser is such a jerma thing to do

[@wonderbread6100]

instantly goes to slot machine.

[@tailsdoll500jcm]

loving that the title of this video reads like a legal case

[@gnashattack1]

Kelp V. Elbertson (2012)

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

There’s a special feeling reading through the comments of a Jerma edit when sick. They’re so batshit crazy

[@PixelBrosProduction1]

Im sorry but the fact its coming from you with that name makes it even funnier.

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

@@PixelBrosProduction1 watch my show

[@waterbottle6644]

Caught a jerma stream while I had a fever a few weeks back, I don't remember the game but it had a bunch of repeating sounds. Legit had to leave because I was starting to lose my mind

[@patata6868]

@@waterbottle6644 That's just a normal reaction to any Jerma stream

[@guyofwarwick]

I'm so ill right now watching this is making it worse

[@shaterlemming2549]

Can't believe he thought Germany was spelled Jermany

[@percyorsomething2641]

I can't believe he thought squirrel was spelled skwerl

[@paulservary5360]

I can't believe it's not butter

[@Darth_Conans]

Jermany1933

[@willmun7741]

It makes me strangely mad that Jerma has never seen an armadillo

[@Junkcas]

I was looking for this comment it pissed me off so much that he was SO SURE that armadillo was not on the board 💀

[@Desparil]

Like he mentions in the video, he had only recently moved to Vegas at the time. He may have seen one by now. In any case, only about 1/3 of the continental US has them. The only time I've ever seen armadillos in person was when my parents took me to Disney World as a kid.

[@theelectro6812]

@@Desparilwhere are you where you ain’t seen an armadillo? I guess I can’t say anything as I live in the Great Plains

[@Desparil]

@@theelectro6812 somewhere it's snowing today

[@theelectro6812]

@@Desparil fair enough

[@rox9570]

The fact that it's only him in the family is the funniest thing about this whole thing

[@skarloeyexpress4353]

I love how when Jerma thinks of fruit based cakes he says "cheese cake"

[@CON_SU_ME]

name something an editor would not want to see when editing a jerma stream

[@skye4]

NEKKID STREAMER

[@CassiePumpkins]

@@skye4 NEKKID HUH??????

[@ashtonjames8701]

NEKKID JERMA

[@avebave6550]

Wouldn't???

[@wheresmyhugat]

@@avebave6550 yeah, wouldn't

[@daceypearson9731]

the way he can't move past the idea of gambling being an event after which you might be broke

[@dylandreisbach1986]

The animators really tries their best making the movements fun.

[@gamemeister27]

Jerma talks about 2012 like it's 2002. Fuckin David Copperfield and KMart, lord almighty

[@davidprospero_]

There's always this warm feeling everytime I see a long edit from Skye

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

He was so definitely naked, he unplugged the kinect out of pure fictional fear.

[@maryfolles1168]

Name something a burglar would not want to see when they break into your house *Button beeps* NE- Name something a burglar would not want to see when they break into your house *Button beeps* NECKE- Name something a burglar would not want to see when they break into your house *Button beeps* NECKED GRANDMA! Name something a burglar would not want to see when they break into your house *Button beeps* Name something a burglar would not want to see when they break into your house *Button beeps* N-

[@Cortrezzy]

NAKED GRANDMA

[@whatr0]

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house

[@skibblebopper]

@@whatr0 NAKE-

[@cragraven]

Is it just me or does the host look like he could be the father of Jerma’s character? When they stand side by side they resemble each other a good bit. Anyway, great edit! Thanks as always Skye!

[@TzarTVR]

Deep lore

[@nihuian]

34:22 pitbulls thinking about their next victim

[@skye4]

LMFAO I WOULD PIN THIS IF THE BONG WATER COMMENT WASN'T ALREADY THERE

[@nihuian]

@@skye4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@zeallust8542]

Bro 💀

[@xtremegaming1232]

Trying to look at the synaptic connections within this man's brain must feel like walking in an MC Escher work

[@NecoLumi]

My ribs are genuinely in physical pain from the naked Gramma bit

[@tiredidealist]

I can normally fall asleep watching these but this one was just too painful

[@Sassybng]

jerma became trip from facade with how often he got excited to bring up italy i mean look at his player character and everything

[@kinematosis]

15:47 This aged well.

[@kinghrath]

I am SCREAMING at jerma to say PICKLES, what an actual madman. Dude still doesn't get the whole pickles being the best thing. Edit: I am so glad they stole that fishing boat answer from him; he deserved that lol

[@Lux_Ferox]

He was so surprised at celery too, I've never had a potato salad that DIDN'T have celery lmao.

[@MercuryBlackN]

fishing boats can cost at least 25 grand

[@TheBanMan]

What sick, twisted individual puts a goddam pickle in a potato salad

[@LanitaBenina]

@@TheBanMan Usually it's just Relish

[@spacebassist]

What's even the difference between a rowboat and a fishing boat? I thought they were the same thing, unless one is tiny

[@Fr-og]

I love how even though we can't see jerma he always brings up the fact that he is streaming naked

[@KrispyKrabby]

I can't believe no one is talking about 21:42 I'm fucking dying here 😭💀

[@Thebdippy]

I know this game is from 2012 but some of these questions seem like they're using surveys from the '60s and '70s

[@spacebassist]

I still remember Rosie O'Donnel getting memed on maybe in the early 2010s (hosting Oscars question) Also that one question I forgot that had Sara Palin as an answer felt so disconnected from reality lmao

[@stitchfinger7678]

@@spacebassist "Who would Oprah be jealous of?" Yeah, one of the richest women in history would totally be jealous of a failed vice-presidential candidate that has accomplished literally nothing else

[@spacebassist]

@@stitchfinger7678 they may as well have rephrased it to "who is a famous woman in recent times that isn't Oprah?". I'd still struggle with that lmao

[@TheBanMan]

​@@spacebassistMy favorite part about that question is that Jerma can't believe anyone would pick "Angelina Jolie", and meanwhile the next two answers are a disgraced politician and a dead person

[@JunJunisKing]

Confirmation jerma lives under a rock

[@qunaqunowski]

Hell yeah my fav Jerma stream editor, doing Gods work. Love you Skye

[@to2647]

Agreed, been watching tons of Jerma recently, and Skye's edits are the best, the other editors are still awesome, but Skye's edits just feel better

[@john_dillermand]

Cream of... NAKED GRANDMA

[@fingersniff5520]

LIFE VEST BOAT

[@doifhg]

Every answer sounded like someone was holding him at gunpoint

[@BierBart12]

Someone really had fun animating that host Also, the end where Jerma listens to the best song in the Calamity mod was extremely unexpected

[@woahlucid]

i've always seemed to prefer your edits over others because they are long but not too long, just long enough to fall asleep to and finish after waking up

[@Spewoxx]

I wanted to see the ruined kiss video, but naked grandma was too powerful xD. Thank you skye as always.♡

[@seanseen_]

51:27 "Skwerl" wtf is jerma on

[@gowwf]

me shouting the answers at my phone

[@sleeping4746]

We LOVE consistent uploads from Skye4. Keep up the great work!

[@bg00seGoose]

oh fuck yeah I just sat down at my desk with some food and this pops up

[@saucysacrilegious]

i cannot even begin to describe how infuriating and stressful this is. i have burst a blood vessel in my head

[@tr.3.321]

clergyman

[@autumnleaf3667]

Chives are onions

[@jacobpapp2148]

This is exactly what I needed today, thank you 💞

[@steubenbreunden]

Incredible editing. Felt like I missed nothing. Thank you!

[@MikadoHa]

I've seen this whole stream way too many times but I'll still watch this edit. Also, this is my favorite Family Feud game although it is missing Louie Anderson.

[@TotalNegan]

Jerma playing Family Feud is just the best!

[@Purplestufff]

They really screwed him on Baltic Ave

[@mattd1466]

NEKKID GRANDMA!!!

[@her_she_her]

that ending was the funniest bit of any stream ending ive ever witnessed, literally in tears

[@abaliagoob]

the naked gramma bit will never not make me cry laugh, the way he'll be like 'OK I`LL DO ONE MORE' as if chat was BEGGING FOR IT

[@distractedrecon]

SKYE I've missed you so much, fr you my favorite Jermamite 😌

[@zombi0muertos]

Thank you as always Skye! This one was hilarious

[@veennnnnn]

I love how jerma just had grumpy energy for this whole stream segment

[@IMosuGoji]

“Jerma vs. the Kelp Family” sounds like a court case between Jerma and the family of one of his victims

[@Lux_Ferox]

Actual PSYCHO streamer tries DESPERATELY to blend in with his PREY.

[@GP423]

I'm about halfway in and I do not understand why he keeps passing, like i get the strategy with that IRL but the AI is obviously going to get it right more often than not

[@breatulu]

wtf is that ominous noise at 56:49

[@sideswipebl]

the vroomer

[@sleepylittleguy]

i cant stop replayig this part 15:01

[@sansprobus7209]

The animation in this game is amazing

[@mrbird8982]

the ending feels like a youtube poop

[@HappyLarry.]

This is my official proposal to you Skye4, I need someone who can make edits as fantastic as these

[@butterfingersman]

yesssss i love this stream!!!

[@MercuryBlackN]

Jerma's kitchen impression was so bizarre

[@theblobconsumes4859]

I hate this stream. Thank you for making a long edit for it; I'll be enjoying it very much over the course of my weekend.

[@mryoshi1221]

good seeing you

[@maple...]

hell yeah i love ur edits skye u da bests

[@citizeninsane8575]

Love a new Skye upload

[@AnvilPro100]

Something about the idea of making one dude go by himself on "Family" Feud feels so insulting lmaooo

[@slightlycharredtoast787]

Fell asleep on the couch while watching this and had a dream I was going to interview for a job as a circus clown in a church it was awful.

[@meteb10]

I'll take a bow, thank you very much sir

[@Crim-uw1fy]

It’s unreasonably frustrating that he manually selects every option instead of using the shortcut buttons

[@BrazilianPeanutWar]

I haaaate the way that host is animated!

[@vurruckt]

thank you for the video. also i know you closed requests a few months ago but i think the Darkwood stream would be a good stream to edit. It is extremely long but maybe if you plan on doing a mega edit.

[@skye4]

Darkwood is on the request list.

[@vurruckt]

@@skye4 Awesome. Thank you.

[@Reac2]

What boat do you not have to be rich to own? A relationSHIP! Huehuehuehuehuehue

[@kaitbelll]

You did not unlock a Family Feud video.

[@BallinArbiter]

Where’s your family Jerma?

[@Postaldude__]

Sick

[@jazzmuppet9230]

nekkid grandma !!! (nekkid huh ?!) truly the realest shit i ever heard

[@Channeldyhb]

Oh yeah, Robin Williams was alive in '12 :(

[@tesseract5569]

Jerma isn't playing family feud here he's playing Pointless lmao. He refuses to go for answers that are easy simply because they are easy

[@Cohozuner]

NEKKID GRAMMA

[@Tinlion09]

"Pie in the [blank]?" Are there any valid answers to that other than "face" and "sky?"

[@skye4]

"Oven".

[@Tinlion09]

@@skye4 In a literal sense, sure? There's a similar phrase for saying you're pregnant, but I've only heard it as "having a _bun_ in the oven."

[@radisk5973]

Window

[@Tinlion09]

@@radisk5973 Oh yeah, good one! Stealing the pie from the window while it cools off is a Certified Pre-Boomer Classic, so it'd probably show up on the Family Feud board.

[@majinlilkek4367]

NEKKID GRANDMA

[@DrPeculiar312]

Ice Skates

[@drivebytrucker4898]

Over thinking it waaay to much.

[@uotaniset]

15:00 ooooooo