Parappa the Crappa

[@happycalcium]

“Now take it away!” “BREAKDOWN WAS THE NAME OF THE GAME SUNNY’S MY LIGHT SHE’S LIKE DICE WHAT I WOULD DO IT LIKE BREAK IN OUT SUNNY’S BEAT I GOTTA REDEEM BREAK I GOTTA SUNNY’S I GOTTA BREAK IT I GOTTA I GOTTA BREAK SUNNY’S BUT I WOULD I GOTTA BREAK BEAT I GOTTA SUNNY’S REDEEM BEAT BUT I WOULD BEAT BUT I WOULD BEAT SO THAT SUNNY’S BEAT I GOTTA BEAT SUNNY’S MEAT REDEEM I GOTTA SUNNY’S I GOTTA BUT I WOULD DO IT LIKE THAT I GOTTA BREAK IT NOW WAS THE NAME SUNNY REDEEM I GOTTA BEAT SUNNY’S I GOTTA BEAT DO IT REDEEM I GOTTA BUT I WOULD BREAK IT REDEEM SUN BREAK IT REDEEM I GOTTA I GOTTA REDEEM BREAK IT REDEEM BEAT REDEEM BUT I WOULD SUNNY REDEEM SUNNY’S REDEE SUNNY’S REDEE BREAK IT I GOTTA REDEEM I GOTTA BEAT BUT I WOULD REDEEM I GOTTA BEAT BREAK REDEEM I GOTTA BUT I WOULD BEAT REDEE- I GOTTA BEAT BREAK IT REDEEM I GOTTA BEAT SO THAT I GOTTA RE- GOTTA BEAT I GOT BUT I WOULD SUNNY I GOTTA REDEE- BUT I WOULD I GOT MY RE- SUNNY’S I SUN MY LIFE REE- NOW SUNNY BREAK MY LIGHT SHE’S LIKE DIE I TELL ALOT SUNNY SUN SUNNY SUNNY SUNNY’S SUNNY’S I GOTTA BREAK IN SUNNY’S BREAK IT BREAK IT SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S I GOTTA I GOTTA SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SU-SU-SU-SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S SUNNY’S I GOTTA REDEE- BUT I WOULD I GOTTA I GOTTA BUT I WOULD SUNNY’S BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BE-BEAT SUSUSUNNY’S I GOTTA SUNIBUTIWOUWHSYBREAK NOW WAS THE NAME OF THE GAME FOR ME FOR YOU YOU YOU RE-BREAK IT RE-BREAK NOW WAS THE NAME OF THE GAME FOR ME FOR YOU BREAK IT BREAK IT NOW WAS THE NAME OF THE GAME FOR ME FOR YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!”

[@cheetoschrist5685]

I BEAT SUNNY

[@pepsisepsis8087]

mad props for transcribing this accurately

[@fungusmcbungus7943]

Fire

[@redcom25]

“I GOTTA BEAT SUNNY’S MEAT”

[@happycalcium]

Muse Suse I enjoyed every minute of writing this, believe me.

[@noway9320]

"Break down is the name of the game/Sunny's my life, she's like dice" felt that shit in my bones

[@protection1609]

no waÿ

[@DigitalVomitTV]

“I gotta beat Sunny’s meat”

[@Anteater421]

@@DigitalVomitTV And they say romance is dead

[@rebeccaucich1290]

chance the rapper stole those bars

[@fortgame6186]

*Pussy. Destroyer.*

[@some_condiment]

Parappa the Rappa is a touching, heartfelt story about a poor dog youth from the inner city ghettos learning to rap despite his crippling stutter.

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Suddenly the Nazi fnaf reich invades the world of this game

[@coolerdaniel9899]

I GOTTA PE- I GOTTA I SUNNIES I GOTTA PEE SUNNIES

[@tnaoro]

I GOTTA PE- 8:59

[@omgman5745]

I got to belipeev

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Man and machine and nothing there in between A flying circus and a man from Prussia The sky and a plane, this man commands his domain The western front and all the way to Russia Death from above, you're under fire Stained red as blood, he's roaming higher Born a soldier from the horseback to the skies That's where the legend will arise And he's flying Higher, the king of the sky He's flying too fast and he's flying too high Higher, an eye for an eye The legend will never die First to the scene he is a lethal machine It's bloody April and the tide is turning Fire at will it is the thrill of the kill Four in a day shot down with engines burning Embrace the fame, red squadron leader Call out his name, Rote Kampfflieger In the game to win, a gambler rolls the dice Eighty allies paid the price And he's flying Higher, the king of the sky He's flying too fast and he's flying too high Higher, an eye for an eye The legend will never die Higher Higher, the king of the sky He's flying too fast, again, he's flying too high He's flying higher, an eye for an eye The legend will never die Higher Born a soldier from the horseback to the skies And the legend never dies And he's flying And he's flying And he's flying Higher, the king of the sky He's flying too fast and he's flying too high Higher, an eye for an eye The legend will never die Higher, the king of the sky He's flying too fast and he's flying too high Higher, an eye for an eye The legend will never die

[@baxtron5000]

I gotta beat sunny

[@name6953]

wait, he didn't pee, he took a shit.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

6:51 "I gotta beat Sunny." Basically and at its very core, PaRappa the Rapper is about domestic violence.

[@caprabasil2542]

i gotta break sunny's kneeees

[@shrekspaghettitacos]

*i gotta beat Sunny’s M E A T*

[@some_condiment]

what else would you expect from an upcoming rapper in the 2010's?

[@gumgrapes]

We just gotta keep punching and punching

[@bigsanctions1142]

@@shrekspaghettitacos Apparently there's already fanart of that out there.

[@eglcustomlucas]

Half of this video sounds like something out of a youtube poop and the other half resembles the sound of the source engine maxing out on medium priority.

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

I kind of wish that he uploaded the original stream on KZbin

[@deividaskavaliauskas2210]

@@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 he did

[@caramelldansen2204]

what's a medium priority? I tried searching for it and it's all just articles about the you-know-what pandemic

[@orangefish0297]

Wgen you alt tab from a source game

[@breadmold6647]

This video feels like a fever dream in the best way possible

[@IrGregular777]

That's just parappa

[@LaskyLabs]

Watch the Um Jammer Lammy video and you'll get a super fever dream.

[@redanimatez939]

Fits the game

[@eatingshelf6135]

Any clip Jerma related feels like a fever dream to me, because I’ve just started to watch them and understand absolutely no context

[@hentendo310]

After UmJammer Lammy it feels completely normal

[@GoW_Nathan]

6:55 PaRappa realized he was gonna say his biggest secret, so he stopped. "I gotta beat my ki-"

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

He’s gonna beat his kids, Where did he come?

[@happycalcium]

ayyyNathan 6:50 I GOTTA BEAT SUNNY’S MEAT

[@gone_blank]

😏

[@groovygasclubroblox3516]

@@happycalcium 😏

[@awakege6337]

😏

[@shrekspaghettitacos]

Local compact boomer causes 7 year old rap prodigy to have a seizure while on stage

[@FeeshCTRL]

BLBLBLBLBLBL

[@xxxmemelordxxx5038]

Isnt parrapa like 25?

[@TheWither129]

Prodigy is being very generous

[@el_poopie2042]

@@xxxmemelordxxx5038 “He’s 32?”

[@dripjack_-1]

@@el_poopie2042 zamn

[@deividaskavaliauskas2210]

2:29 "DO-I-NO-WHY-WE-STOP-THE-CAR-AGAIN" 4:25 “CRAK-CRAK-CRAK, EG INTO BOL-“

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

When a indian is your Uber driver

[@deividaskavaliauskas2210]

comrade “haha, stereotypes fuuunnnyyy, haha..” -sam o’nella

[@bitterjames]

4:25 sounds like he is saying EH DO OH

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

It's perfectly how he talks, I love it

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i love how his imitation is perfect in every way

[@AnonYmous-db2yy]

6:37 When he said "Now we do it like breakin' out Sunny D" I really felt that.

[@dr.plague3447]

The one rapper EVERYONE is afraid to diss.

[@gamzee3610]

Could I diss parrappa? Physically yes, but emotionally... imagine the toll

[@anti-john8786]

How would anyone even compete with STEP ON THE GAS GAS STEP ON THE BRAKES BRAKES KNOB BRAKES STEP ON THE

[@festusdingwand7301]

14:20 I dont know whats better: Jerma fucking up so bad the tutorial ditches him or the fact he said nothing the whole time

[@sudsbob]

It can't kick you out of the tutorial, he pressed the button to leave the tutorial

[@brennur3731]

*driving instructor screams as she’s dragged to heaven* Parappa: STEP ON THE GASS

[@doodooboy342]

15:30 PaRappa gets deployed to Afghanistan

[@Professional_Dumbass]

he going to brazil

[@grawlixTV]

The idea that Parappa is an AI fits so well with the way he played the first game's ending. Everyone gathers around to watch the robot flail wildly abd die

[@waffleless]

Lol!

[@colpekker]

80% of this video was weird stroke inducing cutscenes, the other 20% was the ramblings of a mad man

[@croixtucker1757]

6:35 "Shes like ISIS" -Parapa the Rappa

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Middle Eastern wars

[@Shinyfur5474]

6:36

[@Professional_Dumbass]

Its gay now, Sunny's meat. PARAPPA WHAT

[@khemically6124]

@@Professional_Dumbass You heard him

[@w4wz]

@@Shinyfur5474 6:35 is better because it starts from sunny's my life instead of just life

[@Wackydude27]

2:22 for Jerma's Parapper impression.

[@bigdeweyd4114]

Did you check the *crack?* Left or right *CRACK*

[@Tankvich]

toiletontherighttoiletonthelefttoiletonthetight

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

14:48 Only Guru ant knows how to describe Jerma’s size

[@discodoubt1117]

why did I actually giggle at the vid title

[@astarothhentaiguy3554]

Small and worthless

[@rachard]

*They say he developed the stutter back when he was into crackcrackcrackcrackcra *

[@mrdarknut9266]

I didn’t, Then read this comment Then checked the title Then giggled Goddamnit

[@rachard]

@Law William V. why

[@philiphanhurst2655]

❌Driver's license ✔License in car

[@deshawn8067]

Local 3'4 streamer arrested for harassing a "7 year old upcoming rapper."

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Police comment that they respect the fact streamer is taking on someone his own size

[@ScariestGary]

7 year old had this to say: “DIDYATOIRIGHTDIDYATOILEFTDIDYATOIRIGHTDIDYATOILEFT”

[@hamstersamiright8837]

34 year old.*

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

That's a grown ass man

[@dino0075]

"I gotta beat Sunny!" Parappa 2: Parappa in Prison

[@tnaoro]

@ 8:59 is when he breakes out

[@WhayYay]

NOW drop the soap! NOW dropdropdrdrdrdrosoapsosososososo

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Pappa 3 becoming a Nazi

[@deividaskavaliauskas2210]

@@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 pappa

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

@@deividaskavaliauskas2210 wow I can't believe I still get recognized in this comment section

[@jimmyjimmothan9732]

"did you check the left *crack,* did you check the right *crack* "

[@Ryu1ify]

Jerma should be banned from every game, especially this one.

[@SirBlueWhale]

Permanent VAC from the entire gaming industry. Even pong.

[@themigtyboosh]

“No no no... staaaart over.”

[@RayLilith]

Atleast he didn't card count

[@jeandiegoconi4378]

every game??? even this one???

[@RickJaeger]

ban him from _Servers_

[@Funkshitpost]

"I gotta beat Sunny's MEAT"

[@blueboyx8072]

Wait she's secretly a futanari XD Nah just playing

[@lotusoux]

8:23 Is no one gonna talk about that horrid scream as she's being taken into heaven?

[@ethanbillshoe7480]

Now turn to the breaks

[@lotusoux]

@@ethanbillshoe7480 Step on the gAs step on the gAs

[@ethanbillshoe7480]

Now gAs

[@budrowconye4928]

All I can imagine with these games is when jerma played tv superstars and played the rapping cooking show

[@FrahdChikun]

"Life - is - pain - I - hate - this"

[@diedbadly]

Life - is - pain - YOU'RE - DEAD

[@Corninthesky]

Me too! Lmao

[@itscrumbelivable]

I hate the fact that that is some people's only experience with parappa

[@dukinukireal]

surprisingly the video you're talking about appeared right next to your comment in the recommendations

[@alexrivera597]

This was my first time watching a full Jerma stream live. I have many regrets.

[@skull-chan7703]

Alex Rivera don’t worry, it’s mostly downhill from here. :)

[@ianalvord3903]

Do you regret that avatar?

[@tnaoro]

8:59

[@pu-FP]

0:41 Parappa constantly recoils in fear and attempts to defend hisself while being assaulted in a Burger King bathroom.

[@JackGamer9731]

GORGEOUS P.WET.E 👏👏👏

[@BigDaddyKnez]

4:31 CheapCheap: Seafood cake comes just like the riddle Parappa: *vocal meltdown*

[@nickybakes]

Tuesday will start off slightly cloudy, but in the afternoon it'll get 7:23

[@destroyerxdx5125]

After hearing the chopped lines there is now sprite all over the floor

[@klg9549]

I watched this all when it was streamed and I still nearly choked on my tea

[@tsizzle7883]

"Whatever happened to having diarrhea?" - Jerma

[@shapedokkan]

11:43 dwarf has difficulty beating tutorial of children's game

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Are you kidding? Even a hearts of iron 4 player can beat this

[@willyhoo2946]

parents, teachers, etc.: if you don't pass this test you won't graduate my last braincell: 7:30

[@UniEvolute]

Relatable

[@Ekraelum]

I'm laughing harder than I probably should lmao

[@IamPlantor]

In other news local 3'4 streamer is found brutally murdered after challenging a 7 year old to a rap battle

[@Rando.515]

*LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-*

[@Rando.515]

15:18 was pretty good tho

[@AdmiralTNT531]

Bro u gud?

[@Rando.515]

Admiral TNT kzbin.info/www/bejne/noDZgWp9dtx3npo

[@AdmiralTNT531]

@@Rando.515 Now I get the joke bro, the funny has been acquired

[@tnaoro]

8:59

[@SethMann002]

You gotta do what? I gotta BYEAH!

[@jasper_the_ghost]

6:32 This is the second time I though Jerma was about to wow us with musical talent and it very quickly declined....

[@SirBlueWhale]

Local KZbinr attempts to justify his extreme shortness by battling starved, paper thin child in rap battle.

[@Exgvg]

9:12 I can relate. I ask myself these questions every night before I go to sleep.

[@underwhelminged]

5:08 man this was a great video i chose to watch while recovering from a UTI

[@noyouwillnot1169]

Parappa having a stroke on-stage nearly made me choke on my food and die, I was laughing so hard.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

*"Hey Parappa, wanna see my towering cake?"*

[@tnaoro]

*8:59*

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

It's not their leaning Tower Piza anymore it's now the leaning tower of CAKE

[@lent1lb3an]

"why the hell does this video only have 33,000 views?" *20 minutes of uncut jibberish noises with absolutely no interruptions later* oh okay

[@FeenieVonKarma]

as someone who suffers from crohns, that whole segment with parappa running on a train track toward a toilet that just got further and further away.... I felt that

[@commanderruby901]

8:22 I have nothing else to teach you no more! (flying away) A *🅰️* (insert the screaming of a thousand terrified souls)

[@wardtf2]

Mexican, Chinese, Korean. As long as there’s noodles they all taste good

[@burgbass]

Chinese

[@ScariestGary]

D Y E D Y E D Y E D Y E D Y E

[@Umberman]

chinese

[@poopyjoe7883]

chinese

[@gordonf5553]

Cannibalism is illegal

[@peteraustin9057]

rapper has stroke on stage, crowd goes wild

[@MaximumHeresey]

"In other news, local sunflower drove a freelance rapper down to the path of absolute insanity."

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Should I declare war on whatever country does takes place in yes or no

[@LlamaLlama213]

parappa having a mental breakdown while needing to piss is just my entire fucking life

[@checkerfired3995]

You got it wrong, he had to take a shit

[@_V.Va_]

Sucks to suck.

[@imstupid880]

"I GOTTA I GOTTA BEAT I GOTTA BEAT SUNNY"

[@Beanut8370]

6:44 I gotta break Sunny's Window

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

Is he the FBI?

[@Lbuvyxtd]

Plot: Local rapping sensation Parapa found kissing flower pot after snorting 3 cubic tons of cocaine

[@derrickscott6795]

15:15 why is his flow so good

[@MisterJohnDoe]

This game is like one of the most surreal things I have seen. I think I need more.

[@grizzle4449]

When he said: "I gotta beat Sunny" *I felt that*

[@treezz5569]

2:27 got me cracking up

[@Zorro9129]

This is the best thing since Chinese

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

The annexation of Tibet in 1950?

[@elgenerico5453]

*C H I N E S E*

[@eoa5704]

"Wasn't expecting the special forces"

[@invisiblefan313]

Did he ever find out about the "Fuh- you" trick on the noodle cartel rap section?

[@DaMonkas556]

“Yeah! The maximum speed is tuned up to 463,24whoooooooo

[@ghoop23]

9:55 god i love this part

[@the_american_magolor]

I GOTTA CHECK THE TOILET

[@creepii5816]

beverly hills chihuahua was okay

[@deividaskavaliauskas2210]

mario hugo from 31 minutos is a better chihuahua

[@amandabushore7890]

During college, Jerma once ate an entire sleeve of Oreos and threw up in his mother's bed.

[@1heKing]

based

[@REALwoombath]

I think you gave me like 2 more hours of lifespan thanks to all that laughing. I appreciate that.

[@GanzoHasashi1911]

14:10 “Everybody’s stupid. Is the whole town gonna do this?” Little did he know... On a real note, when’s Parappa 3 with co op DJ PJ mode

[@ImInYoCl0s3t420]

cool to hear jerma and burgahboy lore when they were kids and see the games they played, i love jerma

[@ArthurTheEagle]

16:48 This is the most relatable thing I ever heard.

[@xylopiano3]

16:04 "Come on, please die, oh please, steak."

[@yosh9192]

When Parappa said “I HAVE NEVER SOLD EVERYTHING EVERYTHING I-“ I felt that

[@ilovejizzum]

4:22 the best cheep cheep impresion EVER

[@macspengo]

This video was released on my birthday, I'm so upset that I didn't see it on my birthday! What an amazing gift, thanks Jerma. Have a great new year! XD

[@termsypoo]

“I GOTTA BEAT TO THAT, SUNNY”

[@idfk2776]

8:46 "now gas?"

[@mrjohnnyk]

You just gotta believe! Words to live by.

[@devilbrine8198]

Rapping teacher: Step on the aaaasss! Parappa the murder convict: 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙎𝙔𝙀𝙋 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙏𝙃𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙏 𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙃 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙋 Rapping teacher: ah shit, your too good!

[@ratking2946]

Jerma has the best intros hands down

[@chrisphenexo9340]

“I GOTTA BEAT SUNNYS MEAT”😂😂😂

[@simonkawasaki4229]

I love Jerma’s passionate hatred for Joe Chin.

[@GhostToaster525]

Parappa has a seizure: 2:29 4:25

[@LectroNyx]

I saw the title and assumed it was Jerma saying PaRappa sucked. Not that it was literally PaRappa having to take a shit.

[@neimu8508]

2:28 made me laugh too much

[@Kain128]

4:32 is unbelievably funny to me for no reason. It cracks me up every time.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

I'm sorry. Burger Boy is an actual person!?

[@3three3three3three]

yeah, he was in a lot of the old videos. he's The Egg

[@TheSparkChannel10]

I didn’t know that Jesse Pinkman was in a band with Jerma

[@xmus4023]

6:33 Holy Shit, is that Eminem?

[@lushbomb2037]

GAME TIMESTAMPS 0:10 parappa (ps1) - start 10:21 parappa (ps1) - end 10:22 parappa (ps2) - start 18:26 parappa (ps2) - end

[@The-Marz]

8:33 *NOw TuRN tO THE brAKes*

[@guyperson263]

CHINESE, CHINESE, CHINESE or CHINESE Anything goes, even CHINESE

[@veidro]

Please, no, I'm too scared to watch more of this!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Streamer goes into Credit card debt because of crack addiction.

[@ledah1363]

These streams hurt me. like physically gave me stomach cramps from laughing

[@soft_box9331]

"I gotta- what- I gotta- what-" Parapa, 2021

[@swigswag7295]

this was the wrong thing to wake up to and watch, i feel like i just had a fever dream

[@Infinite_Archive]

14:24 Parappa was so bad at the practice that Boxy Boy just gave up on Parappa right away.

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

For some reason I think that Nazis are going to invade the game at any time I goda stop watching ww2 documentrys

[@Infinite_Archive]

@@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 Woah, there, friend! You might need to slow down!

[@michaelbridges6102]

18 minutes of that.. it left me refreshed and rejuvenated