Jerma Will Not Get Angry at The Simpsons: Hit & Run

What does the Bart say?
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[@shizzlebizzfizz]

People need to know that jerma streamed this for just under 12 hours in one sitting.

[@REALwoombath]

Pretty long for a speedrun. :v

[@wololomos]

@@RaTcHeT302 yea he said he doubted if it would ever open again if he closed it so he did it all at once lol

[@wololomos]

@@RaTcHeT302 HDHSGD IMAGINE n yea it is! lmao

[@GoochMuncher6969]

How could u not re open this lol

[@SmashGuyROA]

I want to see him do it again! To beat his former record.

[@Berticus7]

Take note of his jovial attitude at the start of the video, laughing, joking, doing impressions. Keep that in mind and contrast it with the end of the playthrough

[@no-man_baugh]

From “I’M AVAILABLE” to “I’M NORMAL”

[@themigtyboosh]

I remember watching this live and falling asleep for like 5 or 6 hours just to wake up to him STILL playing screaming like a maniac.

[@themigtyboosh]

No idea why they didn’t edit in the actual ending. It took him like 50 tries to finish the final mission of the game which is totally understandable

[@KolyatKrios]

@@10isen i really hope they upload stuff from the final mission. the time where he gets busted 3 inches away from the tractor beam and fails the mission is one of the most soul crushing things i've ever seen on a jerma stream

[@porkeyminch8044]

This is only the first half of the game. After Marge you play as Apu, then play as the whole main cast again.

[@michaelwettengel7071]

Happy to see that both Jerma and Vinny have their own secret "Shitty Homer, Scary-Good Marge" voices.

[@RematodeRanger]

Excuse me sire, but whome ist thou vincent vinesauce you speak of?

[@xilepelota5999]

Average Moose local American-Italian streamer *BEATS* compact boomer while Irish cutie sings about a freak creature

[@gordonf5553]

@@RematodeRanger the son of john vine, founder of vinesauce

[@pemo2676]

@@AverageMoose Jerma and Oney would be incredible I was already surprised when Jerma and Bedbanana ended up in one video (So much that I didn't even know it was Jerma on Bed's or Crikens side)

[@salemgelidi3266]

Vinny mastered his Marge from doing all those demonic toad impressions

[@stefanm.734]

11:59 For anyone that didn't watch the stream, the whole process to get the game working again was around 30 minutes.

[@deviantartguy0]

We, nice insight.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Jesus

[@ericl9781]

Lmfao

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

How

[@bigwillyman34]

@@DUKEHadToDoItToEm jerna

[@nmeister007]

12:25 Nothing will ever match the sheer raw triumph present in Jerma screaming “YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”

[@JokingJames2]

Jerma did the howie scream

[@jonjon4634]

I think it’s that’s the most raw jerma scream in existence.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

I seriously thought it was movie XD it sounded like it was from a meme

[@Inhake]

That was the best sound ever

[@MatthewPherigo]

I never even realized that was Jerma before now. It's so insane I automatically categorized with noises from the game.

[@googleygareth]

Video starts and immediately he does a voice impression. Yep, it's a Jerma video.

[@MinimunWage]

HE'S. AVAILABLE.

[@JRyan56]

@@MinimunWage SOMEBODY HIRE HIM

[@LiquicitizenAntoine]

H-huh? I thought it was a Vinnydeo? Oh yeah, wrong channel.

[@dracomalfoyvevo]

I always knew Jerma voiced both homer and Marge in the Simpsons all along

[@funcamp_ltd.]

Lisa too.

[@-Ski1-]

What about Cthulhu?

[@AyyLebo]

18:11

[@deadeyes2803]

thx for ur comment

[@RisingDampChamp]

You're right.. Must be recent budget cuts. Gotta settle for what you can get I suppose.

[@DaJodad]

Short streamer with even shorter temper yells at family suffering from jaundice

[@RobbieRothschild]

Thats pretty hot dude I truly must confess

[@junjomo7891]

Yeah penguinzero is pretty good

[@DmitriyK12]

A person/homo-sapian with Yellow skin is either an Asian or suffering from extreme Jaundice; no offense to my Chinese/Japanese brothers from the Eastern Hemisphere. 🙄😷

[@DmitriyK12]

F-ck Ebola/Coronavirus ; it can suck my @#$& !!! 🤦🏻‍♂️😾

[@sigmatic__]

Unemployed former streamer forcibly breaks into Matt Groening's home, demands job after doing the worst Homer Simpson impression ever seen.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Sigmatic I’d think he’d shoot Matt for making this game possible

[@BigWalex]

Shakes Matt Groening awake at 3 am "HIRE ME. IM AVAILABLE"

[@LiquidSpiral]

0:59 - further proof that Jeremiah can only do two voices

[@harrymason4300]

It sounded more like Peter Griffin than Homer Simpsons lol.

[@dinokiwii]

the “what? marge...” at 19:20 sounded so genuine

[@junezdollhouse]

he sounded actually concerned for her. like she was a close friend admitting to self destructive behavior or something

[@acoin1116]

@@junezdollhouse Honestly hearing how much Julie Kavner's voice has degraded over the years hurts my soul.

[@PastelFangirl]

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT LMAOOOO

[@SKOT_3]

17:34 the desperation in his voice trying to find Bart is so genuine. I love it.

[@McDumDum]

crazy man runs down cruise ship with a knife yelling after his 10 year old son

[@cheerleaderb.5946]

"It's the Simpsons! How can you get mad at Homer Simpson?" And just like the TV show, *it all started going downhill from there.*

[@JohnMBlue1992]

Sad Yet True...

[@BatoruKosakku]

@@JohnMBlue1992*I'M YOUR DREAM, MIND ASTRAY. I'M YOUR EYES WHILE YOU'RE AWAY. I'M YOUR PAIN WHILE YOU REPAY.*

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Ugh why am I so hated?” -Milhouse’s last words as he’s kicked off a cliff

[@royalblanket]

10:24

[@prettysalty8447]

“BART?!” “WHERE IS HE?” “B A R T?!”

[@doingmybesthere3940]

*violent screaming*

[@AlaskaRS]

A clip of this was my gateway to jerma

[@garrettoliva5154]

*I C A N D O I T W I T H A J U M P !*

[@ezg1272]

The best Jerma moments are when he sounds genuinely afraid

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

UUUAHH???!

[@shprite781]

"How can you get mad at Homer simpson?" 6 hours later "HOMER SHUT UP"

[@amberfinn6834]

This vid could've been an uncut clip of Jerma playing the last mission. Like seriously.

[@tombowombo-]

When I was watching that stream video, I felt like I was sitting on eggshells when he went silent.

[@rgardana8068]

Oh my god the part where he destroyed his controller and threatened to move to another state before turning the stream off abruptly scared the shit out of me. He was so angry and loud.

[@funnytimeoofman8855]

That mission was fucking awful. I literally did bite my controller until it had toothmarks on that one

[@nostalgia_junkie]

@@rgardana8068 i wish i didn't read this, just so the surprise would be that much more crazy

[@letter4217]

LOL

[@PlebNC]

Fun fact: the first thing Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, did when presented an in development build of the game was punch Marge.

[@JRyan56]

He kicked her all the way to the kwik-e-mart lol

[@spootot]

Where did you get this info Please I need to know

[@PlebNC]

@@spootot I believe it was a video by Did You Know Gaming. Can't remember if it was a video on Hit and Run specifically or Simpsons games in general.

[@spootot]

Perfect thanks

[@crackedemerald4930]

It's like the thing everyone does

[@ItsDSP]

That game pushed Jerma to his limits in both his gaming and streaming abilities. On top of that, his entire audience mocked him till the very end. Truly one of Jerma’s finest streams.

[@System509]

Deadly SP I hope he's okay, the human mind can only handle so much gamer rage. Especially at Jerma's height.

[@Zorro9129]

It's the equivalent of a midget having to carry 60 lbs up a mountain while being yelled at by a drill instructor the entire way.

[@MaxxyBee]

glad to know "game that can easily be played by 8 year olds" pushes jermas limits in videogame playing abilities

[@manintheline5331]

@@MaxxyBee oh you poor sweet summer child

[@MaxxyBee]

@@manintheline5331 i know jermas garbage at videogames but when most of the issues he rages about with this game could easily be overcome by paying the slightest of attention to the game itself it gets pretty irritating

[@sideswipebl]

Someone please hire Jerma for VA in anything. Anything. Please. He's available.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

I might

[@captainweekend5276]

He's done some VA work for a few indie games before, I remember he was a minor boss in apotheon.

[@FrahdChikun]

He's VA's for two games that I know of, Apotheon and Kryptark.

[@riqopowpow]

He can be marge in season 947793 of the simpsons

[@bugjams]

Can we appreciate how whenever Jerma gets really mad he takes on the persona of a 1960's radio station host?

[@spook9155]

No...

[@Patodeagua213]

Yes

[@Gaachama]

3:03 the car trunk door opening and closing at the same time as Homer sings

[@McDumDum]

why is it that people here notice the stupidest shit lmao

[@bunnicula.]

17:32 jesus christ this brought me so much joy

[@helloimdoggo]

"You can eat my asshole"

[@ScorchedEclipse]

how the hell did he land the mr plow on that XD

[@gameplays1792]

*BART* *WHERE IS HE?*

[@UrsaMechanica]

Oh yeah, Sodlates Caesar's first ever video game where he makes people get in domes and fight to the death. Y'know, Super Monkey Ball.

[@JMJackMcNally]

17:34 *Heavy Rain (2010)*

[@verymud578]

*W H E R E I S H E*

[@T.V_boi]

@@verymud578 *B A R T ! ?*

[@latinochad13]

@@T.V_boi *demonic jerma scream*

[@joybuzz3r]

14:02 I like how he could’ve saved but he didn’t, and waited until after he kicked the kid off the cliff to save.

[@joybuzz3r]

“No resurrections this time.”

[@niney5405]

I remember watching this stream. Seeing the amount of panic and sheer irritation he held after playing the game for over ~11 hours was breathtaking.

[@Horzinicla]

I doubt that you watched this stream for 11 hours

[@niney5405]

@@Horzinicla I mean I got up a few times to make food but how is watching an 11 hour stream that bizarre?

[@distilledbrainstem7364]

Dont you people have jobs

[@ItsDSP]

drake felter Yes, that’s how we can afford to sit for 11 hours and watch a man go through hell.

[@niney5405]

@@distilledbrainstem7364 Jerma Pays me to watch his streams and PogChamp at every moment

[@NefariousMAC]

13:58 "I'm normal! Okay?" *Lisa looks directly at Jerma*

[@metalgearzwei]

she broke her own neck just to say “are u sure”

[@Profile__1]

@@metalgearzwei now that is commitment

[@greenpinapple820]

"Marge, I'm all sweaty and short! Where are we?" "You're jerma, so am I!"

[@BLK_MN]

Sanjar Khan haha funee screem

[@metalgearzwei]

@@bep935 “I W I L L L O V E Y O U F O R E V E R “

[@Ericonamor]

Imagine being the first one who said "Ginger ale or riot"

[@Hol-Horse]

"I feel bad about myself" "What?! Marge.." Jerma has *Godlike* comedic timing, holy shit.

[@primalias]

god I love that part

[@MatthewPherigo]

19:19 for anyone wondering

[@QuattroPogjeena]

Oh my god, I thought he pressed some button to make marge say that again but it was just him saying it. I feel like an idiot.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Hire him! He’s available!

[@fgfh10004]

Bart actually says "Eat asphalt, asphalt eaters" but the devs definitely know what that sounded like :P

[@0tterhead]

eat ass phaltassphalt eaters!

[@helloimdoggo]

Eat ass, bald ass ball eaters

[@offended323]

@@helloimdoggo Yes

[@Nowel22222]

Eat ass bald asshole eaters

[@xtzyshuadog]

Followed by Jerma saying it, as well as many other phrases that which, out of context, spell doom.

[@cheez1771]

21:44 is actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard. My ribs hurt so fucking bad.

[@McDumDum]

funny bippity noise make me giggle and quake

[@wateringcan2]

6:28 You know you're playing a quality racing game when it can't even figure out what place you're in.

[@gameplays1792]

a yes tha famous "?/4" position

[@slopsv]

3:00 its jokes like these ones that make jerma so enjoyable to watch

[@LaggyMcStab]

I never got that joke until now. Such a good one

[@SakuyaIyazoi]

Imagine driving as safely as possible and never using shortcuts in a game named hit and run

[@barti6010]

0:59 listening to this was so unbelievably painful

[@friccle_]

12:25 He sounds so happy just to get mad again

[@richboi1509]

His concerned "What? Marge..." At 19:20 sounds so genuine

[@countdooku75]

Jerma's homer impression sounds like someone doing an impression of jerma doing a homer impression.

[@rowchi93]

When he got to Bart with one second left it immediately reminded me of when he played the Godfather

[@Zerklass]

17:38 Jerma: "How much time did I have left?" Cortana: "You don't wanna know."

[@Gammera2000]

SHODAN vs Cortana

[@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen]

Psychotic miniature streamer falls "short" during auditions for The Simpsons with world's worst Homer impression while simultaneously screaming at the producers to hire him

[@daedraxis]

4:06 the sound of my Alzheimer’s ridden grandpa when I scare him with a scary boo sound effect

[@JacobKinsley]

12:25

[@BucketHeadJunior]

1:22 I thought forsure he was gonna say "How could you not like it? It's got candy!"

[@Owentar10]

This stream was legendary, one of the best. The turn from “oh this is a kids game” at the start to complete frustration at the end was beautiful.

[@DinoDave935]

"I Can't get mad it's Homer" Top Ten Lies Used Before Insanity Kicks In

[@stevenscottdubrowski7473]

I love the idea of screaming “hire me” at a job interview

[@cartmanofsp]

Before I’d even sat down to have my last job interview I shouted, “I’M AVAILABLE!” Security then escorted me off the premises

[@StripezTheBeast]

Local streamer contracts jaundace, drives to Springfield Illinois.

[@Sammie1053]

Is it canonically Illinois? I heard the writers revealed which state Springfield is supposed to be in a while back but I never bothered to look it up

[@toast50076]

@@Sammie1053 I've heard it's based on Springfield Oregon a few times.

[@Sammie1053]

@@toast50076 I finally bothered to look it up after I left that comment. It's part Springfield, OR, part Springfield, MA, and the rest is just a mix of random towns and bits of Americana

[@Darkfreed0m]

17:29 Jerma Moment

[@bugshuffle]

Jerma desperately screaming Bart is one of my favorite moments this year

[@kingcoleleroy]

Hire this man Fox, *HE'S AVAILABLE*

[@clayhamric4428]

Ah yes, Sodeltes, would put people in domes and make them fight each other

[@swivelskittle3926]

Bold of the intern who edited this to think that’s possible

[@Hedgpig]

Jerma can't afford interns

[@nonya1366]

@@Hedgpig He's his own intern

[@Hedgpig]

@@nonya1366 He was, but he quit because of the treatment he was getting

[@beef5able]

*a bottle of PAAAAAAAP* 18:16 he's available Fox.

[@Zorro9129]

Beautiful and kosher avatar.

[@allyski5914]

the idea that he did this all shirtless, especially the last mission, makes this more funny for some reason

[@ihrinio]

Hey congrats to the talented Gwen for making the thumbnail!!! Have been following her for years and her art is just amazing, make sure to check her stuff out

[@Horzinicla]

"I'm normal." - *Jerma 2019*

[@madguy228]

17:24 for the legendary moment

[@ralsei1545]

19:19 is my favorite part of the whole video.

[@ventu2295]

What? Marge :c

[@yourlocalcashregister1123]

Jerma: *Tries to imitate homer* *Ends up imitating Plankton instead*

[@themigtyboosh]

Could you imagine if the stream had ended after the crash due to chat not shutting the actual fuck up about the Canada Dry and webcam? We would’ve lost literally one of Jerma’s best streams.

[@transorm987]

I love that his Homer impression is just a Canadian guy

[@jiib7770]

14:11 imagine, his game crashes in the middle of saving and then corrupts the save making it unable to load that save, wouldn’t even be surprised

[@sheevpalps66]

This is the Dark Souls of racing games.

[@OriginalWaybackMate]

You mean in the last chapter?

[@Gammera2000]

I'm throwing you in the mouth pit from Return of The Jedi

[@SilverlineXZero]

PS2 era Racing games usually are like this, they start easy then get bullshit hard. The Dark Souls of racing games is Midnight Club 3. It's hard, it's evil, it's mean, it's amazing and addicting.

[@Prodigial]

For those of you who did not catch the stream, this video DOES NOT show anywhere CLOSE to how mad this man became playing this children's video game, nor does it display just how god awful he was at playing it. There better be a second part with the Grandpa Nuclear Waste Barrel mission where I legit thought Jerma was gonna have an aneurysm.

[@Bleagle]

That mission's a bitch though.. God, getting flashbacks here But the game is good, awesome if you're a fan of the show and get all the references

[@DeathnoteBB]

To be fair this is hardly for kids and it IS hard

[@Prodigial]

@@DeathnoteBB I was literally 11 when I beat this game with a friend. It really is not that hard a game. It's repetitive, but not hard.

[@jordy7494]

@@Prodigial X doubt

[@Prodigial]

@@jordy7494 Doubt on what? Beating the game at 11? This game isn't hard; anyone who grew up playing video games could beat this.

[@dannyboi5887]

Honestly this was the only stream where I was legitimately pissed at chat, especially towards to the end with that stupid Discord call that lost him over an hour of progress

[@josiahstankus4193]

hello potion seller, i'm going into battle, and i need only your strongest potions

[@Smoke393]

I’m glad it happen, this stream wouldn’t have been memorable without them

[@dimmat1116]

damn... that was my favorite part.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

@Jimmy De'Souza A Discord call tabbed Jerma out of the game, causing the game to hang and crash.

[@Horzinicla]

They should've put it in this video

[@sgtpepper0spray]

Jeez Jerma, way to spoil Who Shot Mr. Burns for all of us.

[@ButtonMasherReal]

It’s okay. The real person who shot Mr. Burns is actually Santa’s Little Helper.

[@afisherman7108]

I bet the next Hit and Run video will be called: *Jerma Gets Angry at The Simpsons: Hit & Run*

[@ryanm.8720]

Part 2: Jerma Might Get a Bit Angry at The Simpsons: Hit & Run Part 3: D'oh

[@suntzu7280]

BRING ME THE EGG. ONLY THE EGG CAN SUSTAIN ME.

[@spootot]

I NEED YOU TO GO OUT AND BUY EGGS FOR BAAAWRRRRRRRT

[@ArchsSpace]

Since we're in the era where everything is being remastered, it's only a matter of time before this is remastered. That thought is terrifying to me.

[@tylerheineman2393]

Drivers ed teacher: okay, nice and slow Me: *IT’S CRASHING TIME*

[@michalmikes5286]

The Joker: Kills innocents and commits crimes Batman: no stop that The Joker: 1:39

[@chongusdongus8693]

Michal Mikes you know, this says a lot about societies, and yet, we live in one.

[@TheElectricRaichu]

I'm glad that Jerma's experiencing the exact same things that I had to experience when playing this game, except on the Gamecube. The crashing too.

[@calaquarium2211]

ice cream with miniature pies? did i hear that right?

[@DickfaceMcGhee]

I know it’s been a month but yeah you heard that right

[@spootot]

I know it's been about two months but I can also confirm this is correct

[@Gammera2000]

@Sohrob Rouhani Mmm, pies

[@anonnico5475]

haha tiny pie haha yes

[@AaaBbb-ts9fq]

it's been six month now, but i can confirm that you heard that right.

[@MrBoko1234]

One of the most glorious streams of the current arc.

[@ArcYT]

my ears are burning

[@Chd360]

Next video: Jerma gets angry at The Simpsons: Hit and Run

[@purmello]

I've been waiting for this. For year.

[@firozahmed431]

The Marge impression was actually good

[@Xenolay]

Aristotle and Socrates: Jerma: SOTLETES

[@flowler60]

That was definitely one of the best Jerma intros ever

[@flippyflippy985]

the westworld one was godly :D

[@flowler60]

@@flippyflippy985 which video was that one in?

[@flippyflippy985]

the vid is called Bad Dad Conclusion, around 1 minute in

[@iam-geoffreytheelite5275]

17:39 That scream made me spit my water everywhere 🤣

[@no-man_baugh]

“don’t make me turn this camera on” BREAKING NEWS: Boston Vinny Turned Las Vegas DarkSydePhil!?

[@hunters.dicicco1410]

UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAO

[@pemo2676]

One of my favourite moments of the stream was Jerma desperately screaming for bart 17:32

[@andrewk8209]

Jerma, knowing full well that his game is likely to crash due to Alt-Tabbing, thereby losing his save, does not save before Alt-Tabbing, crashing the game and losing his save.

[@roobee1234]

Nothing will be funnier than jerma kicking beloved Simpsons characters to me

[@sheevpalps66]

Bart is actually saying "Eat asphalt, asphalt eaters!" apparently lol, I've always thought he said "Eat ass" since I was a kid.

[@philiphanhurst2655]

Local streamer gets requests to show ginger ale on stream, ends up having a mental breakdown.

[@djp5668]

"How can you get mad at Homer Simpson" you poor soul. Thus began his descent into madness

[@drknflx]

he foreshadowed his own demise by saying “how can you get mad its homer simpson”

[@JenniMiettinen]

Jerma: "I'm gonna speedrun this shit!" *misses the first shortcut*

[@kingkoolkattz]

as frustrating as this game really is, it's still a great game in its own right

[@cameronlee888]

where can I get ice cream with miniature pies in it

[@_ArmIa]

At the Kwik-E-Mart

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

I was there for this stream. The whole thing. Everyone told him to stop but no, he kept going. The absolute madman.

[@killdozerjr]

1'9" STREAMER GOES ON VEHICULAR RAMPAGE IN MINIATURE CLOWN CAR

[@ectrogaming4200]

One day and fucking mark my words i will watch this whole stream in one sitting high off my ass

[@luancervantes6124]

you and i have similar goals my friend

[@ArchiverOfWorlds]

Oh god this stream was painful to watch. All almost 12 hours of it.

[@Thebossstage1]

2:10 His reaction killed me. I would have loved to see his face at that point

[@torvasdh]

God I loved this game as a kid :') I never finished it but it was so much fun. I wish I was still a kid

[@gentxnova]

21:47 Adam Sandler