Sterraria

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

In classic Star fashion: - He talks about Hillary’s emails - His bladder’s the size of the Pacific Ocean - ???

[@Drew_42]

Dude, I hope I have a nice *hydrated* piss

[@IWillSmurfYou]

Ster*

[@patata6868]

Profit

[@automah2724]

- He killed the golden squirrel, a critter that if picked up with a bug net purchasable by the merchant for 20 silver, 1/5 of a gold coin, could be sold to any NPC for 10 gold coins lmao

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

- spams Jerma soundbytes

[@them631]

No Jerma you’re not downloading the entire class on the first day you’re playing modded terraria so you’re doing the equivalent of downloading an entire university

[@BathroomCube]

it took me a full month to understand all of terraria and i havent even bothered with learning any of the mods so uhhhhhhhhh fucking rip jerma

[@DanteTorn]

@@BathroomCube To give you some context, the mods Ster added like Calamity and Thorium is like the difference between doing simple addition (vanilla, unmodded), and doing complex algebra. Imagine barely being able to do addition and then being expected to solve "If 3x - y = 12, what is the value of (8^x)/(2^y)?" and someone being confused why you are struggling.

[@egg04]

Jerma is naruto, and Ster is his Sasuke

[@manboy4720]

@@DanteTorn answer: yes

[@beck4926]

i have been playing modded terraria for almost 3 years and i still don't know exactly what to do in calamity

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

poor jerma gets dragged into terraria using an overwhelming overhaul mod like he's someone 8-year old brother being dragged into a local smash tournament.

[@thickrebar2634]

Not a safe place for an 8 year old.

[@jaeger6919]

Thick Rebar thats a yikes from me dawg

[@Bluvoo]

@teebles I mean it isn't, a few bad apples doesn't mean the entire community is evil but sure continue making blanket statements

[@maninthemask6275]

@No Name only degenerates go in to competitive gaming so yeah.

[@Bluvoo]

@@maninthemask6275 Wow dude that's so funny, i'm laughing super hard right now

[@colpekker]

Whenever Jerma and Ster play together, Ster always jokes that they’re speedrunning the game....he wasn’t lying this time

[@madhatter9124]

You can't just do every trick with a brand new player, breaking orbs and fighting bosses with 100 health. I feel like jerma wanted to end the stream after an hour lmao.

[@Goobigan]

@@madhatter9124 I think Star said that if he didn't constantly keep it moving and with tons of content, Jerma would have gotten bored immediately.

[@CheeseMaster75ok]

@@Goobigan Tbf, I could definitely see that happening with Jerma's crippling ADHD

[@MM-vs2et]

@@Goobigan Yeah I can see that. Jerma can only take an objective-less game, where he wanders and meanders about endlessly(basically a sandbox), or a fully linear objective-based game, where he don't have any wiggle room to do anything(basically a non-open world rpg). Both cases, his mind is completely occupied. Any game in between these extremes, would either bore or torture him to death.

[@foxbramble]

@Erick Alijah haha i fucking love flixzone! almost as much as the charmin bears love shitting their brains out! haha!

[@MrGlowstoneMan]

the part at like 1:20 had me realizing how often Jerma makes an analogy to explain the very simple concept that is "I don't know what to do because I haven't done it before"

[@OmnipotentNoodle]

You wouldnt believe how common this is with certain species of adhd mfers lmao (def not speaking from personal experience)

[@Conflict-ff5pi]

It was nice of Ster to let his little brother join the stream and play with him

[@Boney9551]

I like how instead of vanilla Jerma is forced by star to play calamity

[@Max-kv1xm]

Not just Calamity, it also has Thorium, Antiaris and god fuck knows what else and he puts torches on ONE

[@NorthEevee]

I gotta start playing Calamity at some point. I just fear I'll have Expert Mode syndrome where I just die 95% of the time.

[@cupcayuk]

@@NorthEevee remember to download the music mod too mamma mia those boss themes

[@philiphanhurst2655]

I've barely gotten into vanilla so I wouldn't know the difference

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Jeremy was aware that the game was modded to hell and was thankful for it because both he and Ster knew his crack-addled brain couldn't handle digging a hole for 2 hours.

[@bootstrap925]

star_: about to fight EoW jerma: having a panic attack because he built tiki torches

[@SuperCatfire]

earth of warcraft

[@whynotanyting]

I like how Jerma doesn't say "I ran out of rope." He just immediately starts laughing and says he needs light and that he's stuck "down there".

[@Someone_ln_Chat]

jesus christ this guy puts torches on 1

[@suggestiveguy]

i have no idea what the significance of that is

[@3three3three3three]

@@suggestiveguy i don't know about this game, but people usually put a weapon or something in the 1 space

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

@@3three3three3three You get it for the most part. Also in this game there's a hotkey that will automatically use torches so there is really no need to waste hotbar space with them

[@MangasColoradas941]

f:AKSDFKam.sd'f too bad no one explained to jerma how to play

[@3three3three3three]

@@fAKSDFKamsdf pfft. even better

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

This is like when you're healing the group in the starting deadmines zones looking down the biggest hill in town on your first day riding a bike without training wheels and the enderdragon demands you pick out an ice cream flavor even though you've never had a flavor before and the teacher gives you every single test on the first day of school.

[@4ndr00med4]

ai generated jerma analogy

[@doomderp]

This is genuinely my favorite comment I come back and scroll down to find and read it every time I watch this video

[@Daxien]

Wait Ster actually just threw Jerma into Terraria with like 8 different overhaul mods and explained nothing at all lmao.

[@DanteTorn]

Bad stream.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

@@DanteTorn very wrong

[@Shaymin0]

@@DanteTorn Amazing stream

[@GarfieldEnjoyer1878]

Who is ster? Is that star

[@slyseal2091]

@@GarfieldEnjoyer1878 It's WaJerma

[@rougames8906]

Jerma summed up Terraria pretty well. "We've been playing for an hour and all we have done is walk very far left and right"

[@MsZsc]

i mean is there another dimension?

[@nickybakes]

They go very far right and Ster starts talking about Hillary's emails...

[@MsZsc]

Saying emails exist isnt even political

[@SuperCatfire]

@@nickybakes HUYD09,.P5FTD,P95F..TR

[@Kinsley_XD]

@@MsZsc no it's a 2d game

[@somerandomdudeontheinterne1157]

I love how jerma most likely hasnt even beat the game unmodded but he's playing calamity. Please do more its hilarious

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

Hasn't beaten the game? Man he's never played vanilla let alone this modded mess of a shitstorm

[@vinnysuperg123]

There’s 3 more streams of this.

[@titus17]

unfortunately these streams were like a year ago

[@RisenSlash]

I sincerely doubt they will play more unless they decide to try Journey's End together

[@somerandomdudeontheinterne1157]

@@titus17 rest in piece

[@ThePootisMan]

Ster!'s extremities may as weel had been bacon HE HO HOOHO HEE HEE HOHO HO

[@timisontube]

HE HE HO HO

[@Xzeihoranth]

Jerma's voice when he thinks up a particularly Tuber joke is unmistakable.

[@MyGawd-]

"We've been playing for an hour and all we've done is walk very far left and right" yeah, that's Terraria for you

[@RlyScary]

I'm sad that this did actually turn into "Ster speedruns modded Terraria while Jerma stays home and continues being funny"

[@LitchiBorrower]

Yeah, terraria is hard to get into if you play with friends who already know the whole game by heart. My friend group tried to get me into it a couple times but both times they ran through the game as fast as good players do, so I was unable to really learn anything and just wandered around getting bored while they did everything.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@LitchiBorrower If you've still not gotten into it yet, just play the game on your own. I personally like being an ocd freak and smashing away dirt walls with a wooden hammer for 4 hours to build a crappy underground shack more so than boss fight tactics and exploits. As Ign would put it, "there's a little something for everyone"

[@connordarvall8482]

Honestly, I think the best way to get people into Terraria is to focus on gathering building materials while following the newest player at a distance. If you only focus on the combat side of Terraria, the skill gap will be too wide for newer players to have fun in multiplayer.

[@grapes5672]

@@LitchiBorrower This is where my wealth of knowledge and experience but total lack of skill comes in! Haha! Ha. ha...

[@Kanelel]

@@LitchiBorrower My friends do this every fucking time we try to introduce a new player to the game! It's not that hard, just guide them loosely through the game and let them figure it out at their own pace. They always run way ahead of them and try to rush the bosses while the new player's still trying to figure out how to craft a pickaxe.

[@mushymcmushington7176]

"I will give you one dollar in store credit to Game Stop" Jerma was really about to give away his entire game collection...

[@we-must-live]

heheh, okay, that’s pretty funny

[@johnkane1724]

19:04 “Yup, that’s a bad program.” I’m surprised he remembered that from so long ago :)

[@fAKSDFKamsdf]

to be fair this stream is about a year old

[@KillerCelery]

Considering Star's reaction from the original video, I'm not surprised he remembers it.

[@faux3401]

Amazing how many random jokes I remember from these dudes videos. Are you ready to pull it off? Burger sign Dubspol Diable3 Pancake recipe Those are my bananas Zanka2222 Go crazy with them choppas And so on and so on..

[@spootot]

yeah there were a few nice references in those streams

[@TheMightyP00tis]

I'm glad someone else mentioned that.

[@d00gz_]

“Cyst Lord” is probably one of the Top 10 biggest -2 moments of all time

[@SuperCatfire]

thanks watchmojo

[@Ropsuguy]

If you pay attention, 90% of this first video (and plenty of the later ones too) is just jerma explaining metaphors for how lost he feels, instead of paying attention to anything.

[@smoothblink]

'Im kinda stuck. Im overwhelmed' oh my god someone help him

[@supersonicguy556]

terraria isnt real and you've never played it before, jeremy

[@slyseal2091]

what the hell is terraria

[@pillgrimm]

@@slyseal2091 It's a simulation of his coma.

[@zakmax1212]

That can’t be how it happened

[@popo0129]

There is a day when we all need to realize there is no such thing as a Terraria.

[@Ahmadabdal_]

terraria was real........but that was before the plague hit.....

[@pizzaowl1305]

Is this the guy that finished Terraria with calamity before playing the base game!? What a unit!

[@dotquack1]

11:42 one of the hardest transitions of all time

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Oh my god Ster didn't even teach him how to toggle automine.

[@breadphylactery7794]

Is this the guy who COVERED his walls with CANDY CANES and then went to H*LL on STREAM?

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@RaTcHeT302 I am assuming Wife instead of walls cause if not then I am really confused and scared :(((

[@bigfatbucko012]

NO

[@SuperCatfire]

hall

[@gordonf5553]

he went to HALL???

[@ItsCalico]

Jerma: I'm overwhelmed Star: Ok, ill summon the boss

[@BenjiByt3]

I understood everyone's frustrations when this came out but I think it's just expectations. People wanted them to play the game normally (also Ster didn't explain much going in) but what Jerma got was basically hyper mode where Ster led him through the game and told him what to do. I think that might have actually made it better cause if it was just Jerma, like he said, he would still be cutting down trees and making a house. He would never have gotten through it. These streams were a good time and Jerma was having fun with there always being something new to do not having to worry about what to do next.

[@marah4847]

i dont think people realize how much jerma stalls gameplay telling stories and analogies because of his adhd, so this was a good stream having ster as like a coach lol

[@iug5672]

@@marah4847 Why would you think ppl dont watch him for that though?

[@marah4847]

@@iug5672 i...didnt say that? at no point in my comment did i talk about watching preferences

[@iug5672]

@@marah4847 You say ppl dont realize his stalling through stories and analogies. I asked why do you think they don't since I assume that is the major reason of why ppl watch him

[@marah4847]

@@iug5672 yes thats why people watch him lmao i never said thats why people dont watch him, him stalling and telling the most batshit insane random story is great entertainment but sometimes people get tired of it after all "play game" is big chat meme

[@gunk9629]

“A golden fox just came into the house” *dies* “Hey!”

[@AbyssalMelody]

When jerma brought up the deadmines, I had a visceral memory return of me as a 5th grader playing WoW, lfg as a healer druid, and then getting absolutely screamed at by some rogue twink level 19, and crying. Holy shit that was repressed.

[@HasanAbiMP4]

JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

[@hiimemily]

But... but Boo isn't in the call...

[@redirmer760]

@@hiimemily :(

[@REALwoombath]

Eh not really, I wanted that like 4 years ago.

[@Van-wz6xj]

hi i'm emily apparently he's a drummer now so I'm sure he's doing fine

[@AbyssmalDesignator]

I don't think I've ever related to Jerma more than when I was watching him just fuck around in the house while Star went off and did his own thing.

[@trevkr1421]

This video is like the first day at a new job and it's freakin me out

[@vrex]

2:50 I love how Jerma goes from "Why are we doing absolutely nothing?" to being completely overwhelmed with the basic game progression in the change from one scene to the other. That's peak Jerma behavior.

[@ackthegreat6697]

When they killed the golden squirrel, my soul scrunched up and screamed

[@JPCollector]

The fact that Star still says ‘bad program’ makes me happy

[@curlybrace4984]

Where’s that from?

[@JPCollector]

@@curlybrace4984 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoWxgKSPgK2lg8k

[@gagaringagarinovic2600]

@@curlybrace4984 he said it in one of the OG video i dont know wich tho

[@kiwaminski]

Its from the Zombie Pianists video pn Star_'s channel, around the midway point

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Jerma is a good friend to endure playing modded Terraria as a first with Ster rushing it crazily.

[@hedgehog3180]

"I'm still like on kill the Boers" - Winston "Jerma" Churchill

[@joshriley2936]

5:20 had me dying! The silent pause from Star perfectly lined up with my internal reaction.

[@technocarp]

As much as I like star, it's a shame he insisted on making jerma play with the biggest overhaul terraria mod out there, it completely baffled jerma, and he didn't even explain anything. It could've been fun to see jerma build a dumb shack and go through the chill progression of the game, but it's unlikely he'll return to it :(

[@expnandbanana]

Honestly, Jerma being introduced to Terraria by being dragged along a playthrough of Calamity of all things was a really horrible idea

[@Turboviikinki]

@@MostlyLost Jerma would definitely play more time demanding games but his chat won't let him

[@thronebutt1314]

he did it because otherwise it would be sorta boring to watch

[@technocarp]

@@MostlyLost That's fair enough if true, and cool of star to have considered that, though I think he underestimated how nuts vanilla terraria can be to a new player even without mods, aha

[@thot.process]

Jerma couldn’t even get through a Minecraft playthrough. Classic terraria would be a nightmare

[@coffee7644]

It physically hurts me to look at those houses

[@4ndr00med4]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 1 of Sterraria! The series where we play Terraria. This is going to be a co-op let's play, and when I say "let's play", I use that term pretty loosely, because Jerma is an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of... triumphs, at least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa, we got healing potions right here, freshly brewed, let us take a sip... ahh, that's some good healing potion!

[@Ultimate_Minority]

i can hear the boston accent reading this

[@Jxlp]

This has been my terraria experience every single time

[@iiGiacomo]

This is like an analogy, where Ster and Jerma are an allegory.

[@desmondenglish3458]

Underrated comment

[@ProStateExaminer]

Glad to hear Jerma still making World of Warcraft references.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

Star seems to really enjoy holding things over Jerma

[@Jus_Joj]

All things considered its not hard to do, you could literally hold your arms out at shoulder height and he would need to move his hands up a little bit

[@vult217]

God i seriously want jeremie to re-visit terraria on his own and do a true let's play like vinny did when journey's end dropped

[@lilyliao9521]

gonna use this video against star during a custody battle

[@DreadDoorMan]

This is a Shockingly underrated comment.

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

"F-first bossfight?? you dont go fight the ender dragon after you download the game" little did he know theres like 15

[@doodelbopgames]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermaria! the series where I play terraria, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!

[@TheSoulHarvester]

This is an accurate summary of the Ster Gaming Experience. Thanks for the powerful edit.

[@dunkaccinovevo1807]

“I’m gonna give you little small tasks” 😳 red s-

[@weirdscience369]

jerma: "I'm the guy who..." [excessive analogy]

[@automah2724]

Jerma:Let's not get political Also Jerma:Does bernie sanders impression

[@GlitchedAI]

@Fury255 That's uh, not political.

[@medicami]

as much as I feel bad for Jerma being so absolutely clueless during this entire playthrough, I don't mind as much because: - it would have taken Jerma eight million years to figure out what to do and he would likely just be asking chat or reading the wiki - it would take even longer to build the houses - probably wouldn't build arenas at first, making bosses a hassle - spend an eternity underground making little to no progress - Sterma arguments are hilarious if you've played Terraria to end-game before, you know why Ster rushed. It's because Terraria early game is packed to the brim with useless stuff and biomes you'd rather explore with better gear. Why go underground and mine any of the early game ores when you can just get a good weapon from breaking the orbs and use it to kill the boss? This stuff is obvious to a returning player, but Jerma was ready to spend the next 5 hours left-clicking on stone and getting scared of the dark, which I think would've been more boring. However, I do think that it shouldn't have been modded, with the exception of Magical Storage, since that mod is a godscend and the rest are just more things to try and remember.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

To be honest though, I think this is what happens everytime they try to play the game lmao. Ster is always the one who forces the game to progress further so that it doesnt become stale, while Jerma sometimes takes the wheel to do some funny shit and enjoy the small things in the game. I love their dynamic, and they totally compliment each other's playstyle, just that Terraria is hardly a good game for Jerma since there was barely anything he can do for "random funny humor". If we were to set the time back further during their KZbin era, this would've been definitely been a Star video with the occasional Star Jerma arguments. I even think this was just an elaborate joke for Sterma fans.

[@SuperCatfire]

jerma, playing terraria: "why are we just walking left and right"

[@umafan771]

The most iconic duo. Glad they’re back!

[@pillgrimm]

They play games together all the time now, what're you talking about? Look for the deep rock galactic video.

[@glovishly]

@@pillgrimm I would say "all the time" is a bit generous...

[@aBlackMage]

@@pillgrimm Both Terraria and Deep Rock Galactic happened like a year ago.

[@aBlackMage]

@Adam Klement Nope, this channel is very far behind content-wise. Having like 5 new editors is helping a ton, though.

[@daveraddy3119]

i will always come back to this terraria series and it will always cheer me up

[@daveraddy3119]

god 11:47 the cut will never get old. holy shit that is so funny

[@sirpoglington]

The mind control link is finally showing results

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

I looked in the description for this and I didn't see it. Was this a stream chat meme?

[@davidlewis3867]

Jerma: Is there anything I can do while I wait for you up here? Ster: You can build a rope up into the sky for the boss battle Jerma: Why are you trying to keep me occupied while you're underground?

[@ajlastname2669]

What about Hillary's e-mails?

[@aidan1890]

You know she sends some and receives some, just how the cookie crumbles am I right?

[@monkie4714]

ster us that friend that will beg you for MONTHS to play a game with them and then, when you finally play with them, they make it as unfun as possible for you

[@papermartin879]

"what am I overwhelmed by?" proceeds to have a stroke

[@some_condiment]

here's my pitch: Jermacraft 2.0 but this time make it *incredibly* modded. just modded to hell. personally, i think that'd be top tier entertainment.

[@Kofja]

putting torches on 1 makes me feel so sad, knowing you could just have them inside the inventory and holding Shift takes them out xd

[@DreadDoorMan]

Blame that on Star for not telling him how to play the Damn game in the first place.

[@AgentMidnight]

I forgot how much I loved Star

[@rizz_cj]

2:56 Accurate description of earlygame terraria

[@DerStinkle]

Oh my god, terraria with ster RETURNS

[@0tterhead]

that intro is exactly just jerma in a nutshell

[@Ayeloo]

Ster has the architectural skills of Pablo Picasso

[@IanZWhite00]

10:09 Jerma riding down the automated Hellevator and saying "so we're just skipping the whole game" kinda puts into perspective how big this game is haha. Like to a newcomer the caves are the first 30 hours. Meanwhile, if you've even reached the end of the game before, you're blasting through this shit with mostly knowledge and experience but you barely even remember it differently

[@jackiechan9689]

When jerma is with ster his humor recedes to 2014, which is a good thing obviously.

[@Boomeyoo]

So, I tried doing a calamity +fargos +thorium run with revengeance and masochist mode (i think it's called eternity mode now) permanently enabled. It took me like thirty hours to get to The Twins and another three to beat them, I finally hit the wall fighting the Moon Lord, I know there's a lot more content after that but, I just wasn't skilled enough. Thankfully, jerma is always there to make me feel better about myself. lol

[@kit5850]

jerma had so many gaming metaphors for this one

[@michaell4187]

Jerma and Star playing together in 2020 is a dream come true. Keep the videos coming! We really appreciate them.

[@senpie-i1f]

this honestly was so cute ngl

[@3three3three3three]

i'm so happy that star is still holding onto the bad program joke

[@onetwothreefour5041]

Ster is insane for this he brought jerma along just to keep him in a brightly colored facility and set him up with mindless chores to keep him calm like a rat in a cage. Ster shows no remorse when jerma clearly shows signs of distress from inadequate living conditions. Terarria peta update when

[@jakehall44]

2:34 WHA-A-WHU-A There's no secrets over here?

[@miserablepile]

Not surprised they divorced

[@RambutanRam]

This entire stream was Jerma making more and more references of how under prepared he is for the game

[@daisukeakihito9832]

Honestly, Ster is the exact person you do NOT want to play games for the first time.

[@GlitchyKittenCrew]

Jermas reaction to being put in the deep end of Terraria exactly how my dad felt when he tried to play video games with me a long time ago

[@sono9121]

Welcome! To episode 1 of Jerraria! :D

[@datbootlegger]

I like how Jerma calls demon eyes flying squids

[@JARGUN145]

I can't believe ster DIDN'T tell him any of the hot keys for like, torches, or healing

[@illsakc]

my heart just stopped when ster killed the golden squirrel

[@Pine2142]

Man seeing Jerma and Star playing together makes me tear up. I miss those TF2 days

[@fenrirhere]

Worlds smallest man plays world's hardest game

[@jillsandwitch67]

this is actually the best and only way to get jerma to experience terraria

[@TheOtherLPer203]

jerma where is my pizza you still owe me a pizza

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

Ah, this is wonderful. It's just like old times. Feels like not a day has passed since the glory days of these two.

[@SkyanUltra]

i hope jerma does a full playthrough of vanilla terraria, i'd love to watch him playthrough it

[@boreragnarok4680]

3:18 Jermalius Malema

[@mintyfresh1322]

Ster!’s extremities may as weel have been bacon HE HO HEEHOO

[@juicenozzle2575]

have you guys tried bombs? I think you need some bombs. guys, guys you need some bombs. have you tried bombs?

[@yummynoodles5193]

Dark and Darker context

[@gayflower900]

Ster: explains nothing Jerma: is confused Ster: “lol why you so dumb”