The Littlest Chef

[@nicholashuizenga2338]

I’m convinced that for every psychological phenomenon there’s a Jerma clip that demonstrates it.

[@NovvaNeon]

There has to be a compilation for that somewhere

[@jack6126]

A case study should be opened on Jerma.

[@tigertoxins584]

dont call jerma a psycho, he is a special little boy.

[@shooby9496]

Lol I read this comment then of course the next video I watch is "The Great Family guy house flip." First line of the video is "Green means go, red means stop... yellow means... 'IDON'TKNOWWHATTODOSOIGOREALLYFAST'"

[@tomthestone1470]

Dementia?

[@sharpiefumes]

“Whats with this fire?” He says, as the streamer readies another propane tank to huck into the open flame

[@Kriosaivak]

So *that’s* what was going on at Pasta Italiano.

[@Jaroba]

"I need that stuff" Streamer says, knocking over one of the 30 bowls of soup on his kitchen floor

[@bobbyisland]

huck

[@exorchili7121]

PSYCHOTIC AMNESIAC Las Vegas streamer sets kitchen ON FIRE and PROCEEDS TO FORGET AS HE CHUCKS A PROPANE TANK TO CAUSE ARSON

[@freshproduce4048]

as he next grabs his trusty blowtorch out of the microwave

[@jackryan2612]

The average human swallows 3 broken bottles in their sleep each year

[@dagurndem7844]

Jack Ryan and twelve pounds of cocaine

[@nullpoint3346]

Not because they crawl into your mouth either, somebody's been feeding them to you.

[@kenetickups6146]

And 8 gamecubes

[@18754KRS]

@@kenetickups6146 one V8 Hemi engine

[@supersungal2]

But did you account for the anomaly of Broken Bottles Georg?

[@charredassnipples9322]

As a professional line cook, when Jerma tried to burn the entire kitchen down with himself still inside, put a dirty sponge in someone's soup, and then regressed to an infantile mental state, I really felt that.

[@microprogramming]

Just part of the daily routine

[@BradTheAmerican]

Very relatable

[@Majima897]

Very VERY relatable.

[@-Cetus-]

4/10 not enough alcoholism and depression.

[@sci_pain3409]

i really doubt that

[@Mailboxloser]

“I’m going to deep-fry a propane tank. Thats perfectly safe.” -looks at the microwave filled with metal

[@18754KRS]

bullets in frying pan

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

some microwaves can handle metal

[@RadicalEdward85]

"what's with this fire?"

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Lmaooo

[@BodywiseMustard]

Metal is actually fine in the microwave. It's only sharp edges of metal it can't handle, like foil. Metal trays are totally fine.

[@theegg5550]

“I’ve wasted two perfectly good soups!” He says, picking them up off the floor after two weeks

[@zenhendershott7907]

21:47 I'm losing it at the idea of a chef throwing a trout so hard that it *ricochets*

[@stanley8006]

*ricochefs*

[@mellowmelly9258]

gordon ramsay absolutely fucking *chucks* a fish at mach 1 and it bounces like a rubber ball

[@papayer]

Gordon Ramsay once slapped a filet of tuna into oblivion.

[@mosaic6225]

absolutely losing it at how the trout bounces off the walls multiple times and disappears

[@R4B1DUN1c0RN]

Looks like floor soups back on the menu boys!

[@solharv7817]

Wot about der floors, Master Bruce?

[@Biggreg0417]

@@solharv7817 dey don't need those

[@tigertoxins584]

oh, that looks good

[@18754KRS]

@@tigertoxins584 eat floor panel

[@livein101112]

how much soup is soup? 🤔

[@Winchent]

I can't stop thinking of the Waiter just walking in on this scene - several plates of soup on the floor, pork chops and salmon sitting cooked on the shelf, sponges in the soup served in the washing up bucket, the kitchen's a mess, half of it's on fire, broken plates and knives strewn across the counters, a blow torch and an undercooked trout in the microwave, as Jerma, speaking like a four year old, is just chopping up potatoes into thin slices and chucking them onto a plate with glass shards, whilst occasionally throwing a chicken breast out the window, all the while psychotic music is playing and the cooking timer is just constantly blaring out.

[@whoot813]

A comedy from one perspective, a tragedy from another lol.

[@megagrips6470]

he starts trying to calm jerma down, at which point mister elbertson goes "oeugrrhia" and hurls a trout at him.

[@tamagotchi7989]

it’s like that scene from alice in wonderland with the cook

[@pluginmao4604]

This is the summary of someone's career as a chef. Start of trying to be careful, then just cook soup in advance and microwave fish, then a nervous breakdown and a burned down restaurant

[@yosushy1]

I wheezed at fucking "microwaving fish"

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

kitchen nightmares

[@takashinakamura2624]

Jerma really lost his mind when he started roleplaying as a child.

[@mdr33crash]

roleplaying?

[@gtfafm1036]

for like 30 minutes too lmfao

[@JacobKinsley]

Freud would have a field day analysing that footage

[@Blattella]

JACOB

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@JacobKinsley To bad Freud was a hack. And I know this because I read only a fraction about him on the wikipedia and various other sources about his ideas of people being attracted to their parents. So I guess you could say I'm an expert on such matters.

[@uselessaccount9929]

i like how he went from making soup to blowing up the whole kitchen by cooking and deepfrying gas canisters in 10 minutes.

[@constructionbootgazer]

useless account Making food to exact recipes, to trying to blow up and set everything on fire, to running a business using day old floor soups. Truly a downward spiral.

[@studhouser6969]

This stream was like 8 hours long so it's a lot more gradual than that

[@jasonm.2954]

a rocky start, but it wasn't long until Jeremy had a floor soup setup that rivalled the pros

[@vincegreen8005]

This comment is the funniest thing in the world

[@lucymcelhone4332]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Katia_Managan]

10:46 The mental image of a chef being thrown out of an open fire by an explosion then, without batting an eye, grabbing and twirling a lit blow torch from a running microwave came closer than anything else this month to breaking my sides.

[@mellowmelly9258]

i didnt think it was so funny when i first saw it but now im picturing it in my head and i cant breathe

[@Tinr2d2]

@@_zigger_ 🤨

[@felsics9441]

Obsessed with how you can hear when he realized that fast food rant was lining up with the music and started leaning into it

[@no.1raisinbranenjoyer819]

the fact that he really pre made tomato soup and just had bowls of it on the floor is KILLING ME

[@broccolycowboy3016]

tbh I did that when I played the too. I didn't like making the tomato soup so I made it in bulk and but it on the back counters lol

[@themigtyboosh]

This was such a legendary stream.

[@Guts_Brando]

Sounds like the usual jerma stream

[@connorbanepoop]

Gattsu Brando Im sorry I didn’t mean that.

[@marsthemisnomer]

i thought you said "This guy was such a legendary streamer", jerma retired after this stream heh

[@geniuskhan1337]

Which one was it?

[@bibbitibob]

Remember: If your propane tank blows up in the oven, it's because you didn't season it.

[@marcello4553]

Why I season my oven, not my propane tank

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

I season the propane inside the tank. Makes it more zesty.

[@Dorelaxen]

Boy I tell ya whut.

[@highyena4341]

Heh, yeah...

[@2bagel_882]

*Remember: If your oven blows up in the propane tank, it’s because you didn’t season it.

[@tobubiify]

16:00 makes me laugh for straight 2 minutes i imagine the waiter, question nothing, and just bring empty plate to the customer like a fucking maniac and then the customer be like "hm where's the fish tho?" and then just straight up lick the fucking plate clean like a dog "hmm if only the fish is here, the taste would be great"

[@notyou6674]

"how much soup is soup?" - jeyerma

[@patata6868]

Truly the Aristotle of our times

[@Kriosaivak]

Patata Socrates. Plato. Aristotle. All of them are dead, only HE remains.

[@1101Archimedes]

"There's just more soup!" -Eratosthenes, 2015

[@MrDrCthulhu]

It's soup all the way down!

[@FelixMage]

*Pours entire soup into the trashcan.*

[@GataZGinkgo]

Local chef regresses to 5 year old cognitive level in front of an audience of thousands in attempt to resolve childhood trauma

[@squillen]

did an actual spittake when he started trying to melt his eyes while the room burned to all sides

[@1pieceisdareasoniliv]

I love how, just, incredibly stressed out and tense he is during this entire thing, up until he starts throwing propane tanks on active fires.

[@KUDmeteenD]

Number 15 Jermaking soupsponge, the last thing you'd want in you jermaking soup is someone else's sponge fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you gäet

[@18754KRS]

Gæt

[@Baratako0]

Police are investigating the whereabouts of a chef that goes by the pseudonym of "Jerma" who left the restaurant in a hurry through the restaurant's window. It's said that the young cook somehow jumped out from the balcony onto oncoming traffic below. How he managed to pull this off without injuring himself remains a mystery and baffles even the most seasoned investigator. He is currently wanted for purposely food poisoning customers. Once police investigators arrived at the kitchen, they noticed multiple plates on the floor - presumably to be used for later consumption by ordering customer - multiple broken shards, neglected tools and various liquid spewing across the floor makes the kitchen an obvious safety hazard. The unsanitary conditions prompted the authorities to be called by the restaurant's manager. The cook is also reported to have in possession a kitchen knife, and is considered to be dangerous. More at 11.

[@SweetDeArT]

is this an scp article?

[@nullpoint3346]

@Ostrich160 Better than a bland one.

[@aurumjuice8843]

@@SweetDeArT this is how they found [REDACTED]

[@aurumjuice8843]

@@SweetDeArT this is how they found [REDACTED]

[@ItsBillyBoss]

5 year old chef Jacob: "No! I don't want to go to bed!" The restaurant owner: "He really has a great work ethic, I mean, the guy always wants to work extra hours!"

[@waffleduck1573]

I just ate before watching this, and I was laughing so hard that I vomited in a thankfully empty clothes hamper next to me. The salmon ricocheting around the room and breaking one of his floor soups destroyed me.

[@AwesomeYears]

@キイキイ He is dead

[@gordonf5553]

Holy shit

[@yepisuredolikecats]

Was it Oreos

[@infernoblaze3493]

Did you vomit on your mum's bed?

[@gordonf5553]

It happened recently too didnt it

[@themissingbracket]

15:30 I legitimately thought that this was edited in the video

[@Blap7]

the music😂

[@Dorf274]

The image of a trained chef having a breakdown because a critic ordered TOMATO SOUP is fucking hilarious

[@Zorro9129]

Finally we get to see the inner workings of Pasta Italiano

[@zenny8877]

imagine you're the safety inspector, you walk in and the chef has a propane tank in the fryer lmao

[@SpartanJ113]

I’m beginning to determine who each editor is by only the thumbnail.

[@notgate2624]

I come home from my shift as a cook to find Jerma reenacting my day. Except that today the power went out because of a storm and we had to finish cooking a few meals in the dark. The vents didn't work so gas alarms started going off and we had to get out. Interesting day

[@jaydenaustin9993]

That sounds like an eventful job

[@notgate2624]

@@jaydenaustin9993 Yep. I started it part-time to break up the monotony of software engineering.

[@jaydenaustin9993]

@@notgate2624 do you have to go to like culinary school or some shit like that to qualify?

[@notgate2624]

​@@jaydenaustin9993 Maybe for a high-class restaurant, but I just asked the manager for a job as a cook and he set up an interview for me. I didn't even need a resume. The pay is on par with retail but it's very fun. I might get a culinary certification and work my way up if I keep enjoying it.

[@rasengdori13]

Jerma’s IQ was at an all time low during this stream.

[@sharpiefumes]

But the funny is at an all time high

[@bluewuppo]

Dagon Dark Everything is an all-time high from Jerma's POV. get it, cause hes short.

[@slim9798]

It was so frustrating watching him set the timers for 1 minute 20 seconds thinking he was setting them for 2 minutes

[@scientific3458]

i fell asleep at the start of this stream. when i woke up, there was floor soup

[@KalorXDD]

11:17 "Why is the gas coming in? I just threw a cucumber" Oh little did he know that this kitchen is a Saw trap...

[@ManWithTheCow]

Gasgasgasgasgas

[@potatosordfighter666]

Utensils in the microwave, propane tank in the deep fryer, and pointing a blowtorch into his eyes. This is a normal day in Jerma985s kitchen.

[@bf2703]

This was honestly the best stream

[@awesometris999]

Ratatouille but jerma is the small person controlling the giant rat

[@shad2854]

My name is Jacob and after watching jerma since 2013 hearing my name come out of his mouth initiated my fight or flight

[@Jacob-zp5ci]

I was scrolling the comments searching for someone else who understood

[@JacobKinsley]

Lol imagine being called Jacob 😂

[@didgeridoodanielle]

it's time for bed

[@18754KRS]

@@JacobKinsley wait

[@wonkywilla6869]

Jacobs unite!

[@justaninnocentbystander7132]

INSANE streamer BREAKS into kitchen after hours to make food for the voices in his head

[@MrDrCthulhu]

This game is to cooking what QWOP is to running.

[@jmbkpo]

Never saw a better cooking simulator

[@thordy9526]

Part of the joy of watching these highlight videos for me is getting an ad for a meditation app right in the middle of one of Jerma's full-blown self-induced meltdowns.

[@UnderseaDee]

It's incredible how cinematic that shot of him going over to the microwave FILLED with tongs and spoons and shit and then looking back at the propane in the deep fryer is

[@apollo_gen]

28:25 I can't stop replaying this. The way he says "who's ready to eat?" and the fact that he somehow pours it everywhere except the plate and still serves it is killing me.

[@Sammy38]

love your fursona

[@apollo_gen]

​@@Sammy38 Thanks

[@ptipi4125]

Nothing will ever be as cinematically powerful as Jerma’s burger rant with intense classical music playing in the background

[@bad_teammates]

Dropping the propane tank into the deep fryer and then panning over to all the silverware being microwaved SENT ME

[@johnfreeman9349]

this stream made me wanna try to make gazpacho though i dont know how i'm gonna be able to leave it on the ground without my dogs eating it

[@crumblyguy1834]

Hall of the mountain king playing while he talks about how people are angry at him putting lettuce on his hamburger was a good laugh for me

[@Relkin109]

Seconds before his kitchen blows up you hear his last few words before his death "Gazpacho soup!".

[@zenkozenko4989]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2KUh39pi6qph68

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

“Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?” -Jerma985

[@bobnotsaget4145]

27:00 “I wasted 2 perfectly good soups” after serving cold soup stored on the dirty floor

[@decrepitlizard]

Nobody: Jerma: *DO YOU HEAR THE SIZZLE?!*

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Absolutely recommend watching all 8 hours. It felt like Jerma reached peak insanity.

[@jf4156]

Imagine walking into the kitchen and there’s one of the chefs just pouring soup into bowls on the floor

[@gibusgamer93]

A behind-the-scenes look at an average day as a chef at Pasta Italiano

[@YourBestFriendreally]

The 'Tickle Me Jerma' toy, thankfully, never caught on, for the dolls were programmed with an unnerving fondness for cooking, gambling, and fire.

[@Tsumetaiyoru]

I love it when Jerma is having genuine fun. It makes the video so much more enjoyable.

[@BusGoesRound]

Jerma: puts sponge in tomato soup Jerma: “I can’t believe people do that.” Jerma: “What is wrong with people.”

[@JayBijou]

This was the single funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

[@wjsyejwjwmmeusmqwjieem1473]

I got a really serious ad about something sad and then it stops and I see Jerma filling stupid plates on the ground with soup

[@theskeletongang]

This is like a bad dream you have when you've been a cook for a while, a real kitchen nightmare if you will.

[@benwatzke7613]

“I’m gonna deep-fry a propane tank” Truly the words of a master chef

[@emilygorman8894]

Jerma is disturbingly good at roleplaying as a child

[@kaimacotta403]

Your Floorscht, sir.

[@filipernus]

19:47 im so confused and i cant see and my head hurts why did he YELL "WOW WOW WOAWZERS"

[@supersungal2]

No idea why but Jeremy's kid/mallow/otto voice always gives me the giggles. I love the way it sounds and I want to learn how to do it myself.

[@ObsidianGloria]

I imagine him being in an actual kitchen talking to chat to see if he sprinkled the right amount of salt, and they begin to think he really does have a consultant rat in his hat

[@jakei8322]

That ending brought back memories..... the accident was awful ..... the children were a puddle........ the mother was decapitated by a yield sign and the father was turned inside out via the anus..... the only survivor. I guess thats what happens if a rogue hunk of tuna hits an engine block at terminal velocity. Sometimes in my dreams I'm still in that kitchen laughing with insane fury at the screams of the damned as I rain my delicacies upon them, yet I was never charged being only 5 years old. If given the chance , I would do it again.

[@grantdotjpg]

Jacob what the fuck

[@Comrade_Nils]

15:25 The music perfectly accompanying Jerma's hamburger rant

[@cwr9186]

Local streamer gets job as a cook, kills customers by disguising utensils as food

[@yukonhyena2957]

10:15 i.. dont even want to know what circumstances led jerma to microwave an entire pan and tongs

[@kingcoleleroy]

15:14 to 15:51 timing is so perfect

[@Ranerth]

JERMA LIED ABOUT DRAGON'S DOGMA

[@duncangreywater]

???

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

!!!

[@Pactastic042]

NO

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

Wait wtf? In this timeline he puts lettuce on his burger, but during the infamous McDLT incident he mentions that his prefered burgers DO NOT contain lettuce? Please explain???

[@poghand]

jerma lied about lettuce on burgers

[@charredassnipples9322]

This was before the reboot, the original Jerma puts lettuce on everything he eats

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

this isn't the same jerma as before, this is a different clone

[@kyledeptula3644]

Jerma is one of many clones, and each Jerma clone has one slight difference between them. We have found the Jerma clone that likes lettuce on burgers

[@michelleobama641]

i wish they stayed more faithful to the manga

[@dreziv]

missing the constant arguing with Chat over the pros and cons of floor borscht (floorscht)

[@donjuan2001]

Aggravated chef blows up entire restaurant, blames 'chat' - more at 11.

[@rednefarious6968]

It's amazing how fast he took a 5 star restaurant and turned it into every burger king.

[@fortuys7754]

From the thumbnail alone, I could tell this was JackEdit!

[@irishmanrants89]

God, I was dying at the customer who rated the empty plate.

[@McPatrick14]

In thirty seconds, he dumps the soup in the trash, flings his pan into the nether realm, dumps the salmon onto the floor, and throws out his spatula. Brilliant.

[@onscreenmoper]

*panicked* "How much soup is soup?" - Jeremy Nine Hundred and Eighty Five

[@kyra9070]

jermas “kid” voice never fails to make me lose my mind

[@ion3122]

Alternate title “Fireman origins: the man who is immune to fire”

[@theawesomefurseal2170]

INSANE man turns into a CHILD and becomes a DEMON CHEF

[@eldigan431]

"Hey there little chef" -Linguini (Ratatouille)

[@WarTex]

Small man is roasting the Beef Live on Stream

[@Traxivator]

8:45 Ah! Somebody just pissed on my counter! Goddam it! (Old grandpa voice tone)

[@sk8_m0nk3ys2]

I like how he turned his head in game to listen out the window

[@favray]

A junior bacon cheeseburger being the best meal jermas ever had makes so much sense

[@samanthar.s.2383]

Local chef has psychotic break, insists auditory hallucinations are real

[@themysteriousonec2306]

the finest dining in boston

[@FelixMage]

This is how anime girls cook.

[@medicami]

Jerma's played so much VR that he gets immersed just looking at his monitor now.

[@rin1565]

I love how this video just eventually devolves to Jerma roleplaying as a child throwing a tantrum

[@LoveHandle41]

This is what being a line cook in 4 star and up restaurants is like. Its exactly like this

[@laur4620]

the sudden audio cutout at 12:05 literally made me cry and i dont know WHY

[@bigydums3169]

comedic genius jerma walking towards the radio as he got more heated for extremely funny comedy

[@DarkMario2]

The reveal of the soup bowls full on the floor seriously makes me laugh to the point of crying

[@nof9395]

I have food poisoning right now so watching jerma cook fish in a microwave is comforting