Kinect Games - You're a Wizard Jeremy

[@jamesdessent5984]

Local 5’4” streamer found collapsed unconscious in front of his tv displaying that he had performed 1 calorie of exercise

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Mountain Giant

[@KonkeyDongkey]

RIP

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Sprunkle2]

Police say that the 163” necked man had suffered cardiac arrest due to lack of blood flow

[@thebleachbartender1312]

Seeing a low rendered 3D model of Jerma scream at me is something I didn't know I need.

[@Zombiemask4]

He looks like a muppet!! XD

[@simondigruber2111]

CRAZY streamer creates sentient, red clone of himself and has a mental breakdown

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

It’s just like when the Simpsons turned 3D

[@cobrastorm5722]

2:05

[@petefunnyjoke]

“Kids don’t scream like that” -a man who knows very much how kids scream

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

he's knowledgeable in many areas

[@hugocanuto6981]

@Mia Patti jesus

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

@Mia Patti no he wasn’t dude, and he’s not a waiter. He’s said so. Stop. Just stop with the misinformation for memes or no reason at all

[@Necron1999]

“Did you see the new Smash Brother’s character?” “Yeah *I* was f*ckin...so hard. It was the hardest game I ever played.” Lol, Nice save Jerma.

[@wanderrrr6617]

@Mia Patti no he was dude, and he’s a waiter. He’s said so. Stop. Just stop with the misinformation for memes or no reason at all

[@briand5170]

I’m just imagining Jermas first 15 minutes at hogwarts and he’s already tried to use every forbidden spell

[@Etherman7]

Why do they teach teenagers the words they need to instantly maim or kill each other in their school textbooks? I didn't get diagrams for making IEDS in school, it's not fair!

[@briand5170]

@@Etherman7 the more enterprising students build those on their own, where do you think the improvised in IED comes from?

[@pasty609]

'No chat, I'm not going to use crucio on myself, why would I even do that. Ok I'll do it one time but that's it'

[@Minersteev]

@@pasty609 that's jerma, on point.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@BranchIfNotEqual]

deranged streamer with 163" neck turns to clay in front of viewers, leaving dozens traumatized

[@edsmemefactory]

163 mile neck

[@Sercil00]

*deranged 5'4" streamer

[@simondigruber2111]

This is the Moment where Jeremy Elbertson became clayface

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@amazydaisy]

nah chat was full of LUL

[@neilgoldberg547]

Fitness instructor "Don't go too fast, watch your form." Jerma laying there dead on the mat doing nothing. Instructor: "Nice"

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Well, he wasn't going very fast was he?

[@Etherman7]

I love when Jerma became a horrible clay monster while trying to be a background actor in a workout tape

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@SelfDestructionBroadcast]

Clayface Andy

[@boscothedogproductions]

We now have the 2006 technology to determine Jerma's true height

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Fr3akMvtt]

2 inches

[@Valientlink]

2010*

[@kblank5700]

Watching Jerma always feels like a lucid dream

[@nateosborne7361]

It is

[@pesk8801]

I’m always out of context for these videos

[@samuelmcl.9474]

Lucid?

[@toecurlersupreme]

honestly kinda more like sleep paralysis

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

You hallucinate him, He hallucinates you. That's just the way it is

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Now that Jermas a wizard he can finally pay off his ▩▩ -million- dollar debt to twitch chat. ▩▩ -billion- _god dammit..._ ▩▩ -billion- 1.7 billion

[@foodfoodfoodfood]

it's 2.5 billion... jermadebtcounter.com

[@bloxxerstudios8746]

Technically 2.5 Billion Dollars still, as he has not yet added Jerma Dumptruck Ass emotes

[@garrettmetting6938]

2.5 billion, dont let jerma lie to you

[@elifsudeisk5777]

Ironically he got the debt by being a wizard to begin with

[@A_Toaster]

Just like Germany :)

[@TK0921]

2:15 Streamer sees his face for the first time for the fifth time and cries.

[@nicolasrijhwani8534]

Short, compact man futility attempts to lose weight with his dumptruck attatched.

[@garrettmetting6938]

His MASSIVE Dumper

[@RickJaeger]

It's his DBZ-esque training weights. You know when Jerma's "getting serious" about his streaming when he takes his _GARGANTUAN_ dumper off

[@geniuskhan1337]

No, all his weight went to his 163 inch neck

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Nieveria]

i want you motherfuckers to know that this thread made me laugh to the point of losing my breath and getting a headache. i love you all.

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

So, they establish that Harry is in fact a character in this game, yet he's seemingly nowhere to be seen during the Voldemort duel, much less taking part in it, which is pretty strange, because that means that the ghosts of Harry's parents were encouraging some random Slytherin kid during that part.

[@PointsofData]

Random 35 year old Slytherin*

[@zephyrhowtogaming1836]

​@@PointsofDataRandom 35 year old voldemort clone in slytheryn*

[@falxie_]

Voldemort's greatest enemy is the man with the MASSIVE nose

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Lucifronz]

He's everything Voldemort isn't. A person with a nose.

[@CarlMakesVideos]

Of course Jerma's immediate reaction to a revolutionary-for-the-time body scan is "I don't look like that, that's not real"

[@YourBestFriendreally]

9:29 Wizard kid-Jerma would probably spike the hat and start swearing if he got something else. The first and only American student admitted to Hogwarts.

[@cleander3645]

of course voldemort is pissed a the new guy he clearly stole his nose

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

Jerma's Kinect face looks like an Easter Island head

[@aiksi5605]

It looks like MC's dad from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

[@aiksi5605]

Or a Bugsnax character

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@yoyhue1678]

🗿

[@Axiorlin]

2:35 I feel like Jerma back problems mainly comes from being 98 years old

[@LordLicoriceDerp]

Jerma's always pretty great but his physical comedy is another world

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@shapedokkan]

2:30 Jerma is indeed short confirmed, also never realised this but his age is apparently 94 as well lmao

[@bananabuns1369]

short boomer streamer confirmed

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@FirstLast123]

2:27 Jerma is a 5'4" pocket prince

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@gustafgoransson1236]

2:15 Sandman melting in the subway scene of Spider-man 3

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@YasaiDayo]

Imagine fighting Voldemort with a *stupify* machine gun

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@adamofblastworks1517]

Mmmm... Path of Exile spells...

[@pyrrehraus6571]

just a machine gun would work fine too

[@pauline9970]

Grown streamer asks chat how to kill child with magic spell

[@malachivonschlegel2016]

That voldemort battle had no right being that difficult. Even for our pro-gamer, Jex Flexington.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@shermangraves6715]

Sweaty, compact streamer destroys local wizarding school for children.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@qrsonbol7605]

Local compact streamer turns into ground beef while exercising

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@rtp6343]

Whenever Jeremy does these types of streams, I like to zone out to what’s happening in the game and just watch the facecam and imagine showing it to someone out of context

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@LolsuphelmDememery]

jesus this stream feels like it was an eternity ago

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Duenschissdoktor]

obviously cause he still has hair

[@WEndro333]

2:32 Game made the joke before chat managed to.

[@Muun-shine]

Bro, Inremember watching jerma like when I was 9yo and didnt even understand english, Im really glad that I found him again your doing amazing entertaiment. Hope you will still do content like this. ;)

[@floatingbooks4058]

4:17 jerma looking like sissel from the 2010 capcom game ghost trick (tm)

[@MacEwanMouse]

My favorite part of Harry Potter is when Ron spammed WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA at Shrek until it gave him permanent brain damage.

[@sworddemonboggle1491]

Jerma’s wizard looks like Vinny’s Meat

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@tisdue]

i laughed myself to tears when it said 5'4". holy shit.

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Only real fans remember when Jerma ripped his halloween wizard robe on his office chair for sick views

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@looper7159]

Link plz

[@TheRealOGNed]

The Jerma Cinematic Universe is continuous expanding.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@nonstoppugly]

Jerma is an influencer and him screaming into his Kinect proves it

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@TheFrostFilesPodcast]

Them replacing Harry with that thing is insane imagine they did that

[@Lightning_Chaser]

4:21 Jerma: *moves his arm* Game: *DON'T GO TOO FAST, WATCH YOUR FORM- NICE!*

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@fireplaceninja]

I swear to god I was watching this through my tv and my mother actually came and made sure I was okay because she heard so many weird noises coming from my room

[@warbossgegguz679]

2:32 THE JOKE NEVER ENDS!

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@Sigh95]

I always forget that Jerma has the most furry gamertag ever

[@ThePumaDakota]

4:16 had me in tears

[@toceeno874]

"i have no mouth and i must scream" Jerma is low-key terrifying ngl

[@HilariousOperation]

Find it funny how he pretends to get hit by Avada Kadavra, then later actually gets hit by Avada Kadavra.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@BLICKJICK]

Jerma is the only person I can safely say has made me actually shit my pants. The good way? The bad way? I don't know.

[@blue11471]

Looking good. Feel free to try another look.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

4:17 - Hi, Jerma's great grandchildren. You share DNA with this man.

[@UndaCuvaChikin]

12:00 Christ, I haven't wheezed that hard in a looong time

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@AsianFriends1652]

2:15 🗿

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@pixeldemon6173]

🗿

[@Assassinultra]

🗿

[@Sledgehammeh]

Oh, my favorite Harry Potter character. Nose-Face!

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@ungabunga9135]

Height 5'4 :Age 98. that's where the 98 comes from.

[@litigation_jackson]

Jerma 98, 5'0"

[@Valientlink]

12:22 harry just casually checking to see if he shitted

[@shrimpspaghetti]

2:05 For Jerma getting sent to the playdo dimension.

[@bruhdzhudt5077]

11:28 thom yorke in no surprises music video

[@waifuct]

Local man screams at IR camera while loosing copious amounts of fat.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@kastle3996]

I fear no man, but that THING....2:17 it scares me

[@Lichzim]

It's always a good day when Jerma uploads

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@RickJaeger]

every single time chat bullies Jerma into doing something after repeatedly saying "Guys, I'm NOT gonna do X... I'm not gonna do it, guys! It's not happening!", I think of the Freakazoid! Candlejack thing, when he's talking about wanting to do an *F-Troop bit.

[@catbirthdays]

he really moves like a sleep paralysis demon huh...

[@Winchent]

14:45 The return of Aviticus!

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@Otis_.]

I wish the highlight videos would include the original date they streamed in

[@oodfty3740]

jerma getting blasted away after firing a million casts and them getting deflected is so fucking funny

[@Handle423]

I thought I've seen the thumbnail before but I thought I would watch it again but damn, it's a new vid

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@isaacstilwell4807]

His neck is 163 inches in curcumference.

[@NATE-op9tq]

Local streamer kicks leg through tv after playing Julian Micheals kinnect game

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@trevorphillips8895]

Jerma985’s funny as hell but it’s hard to continue watching his videos/streams without imagining the massive hogwart he grew on his gamer finger😕

[@thedaltizzerably6021]

Oh god jerma found the keys again

[@seanhennessy3968]

The main channel keys remain lost.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@manuhakala]

Imagine the disappointment when you go to Twitch con and the only one there is Jerma

[@OGSumo]

IRL CARNIVAL STREAM PART 2 *POG*

[@Khanarch]

You spelled "Pure Euphoria" wrong. >:(

[@madgoomba2509]

11:26 just like the movie.

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@BitestheStuff]

I played Haunt for the Kinect once. It's an adventure game where you look for objects to solve puzzles, but also fight ghost using simple movements. I played for two hours and was drenched in sweat. It was actually a surprisingly fun alternative to exercise.

[@THEDUDE32967]

Local Wizard Teaches Pilates Before Entering An Ancient Ruin To Retrieve The Game Winning Sports Ball. Do I Have That Right?

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

Saw this thumbnail and got excited that Jerma and DNSL were doing a colab

[@bijdikh8516]

You 8:25 vs the guy she tells you not to worry about 8:37

[@Roi985]

Jillian Barberie! Jillian Barberie! Jillian Barberie!

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@Yobleck]

My door knobs are 38" off the ground (US standard is 34-38" (86-96 cm)). I'm 6'1"(185 cm) and the door knob is just above my wrist when standing normally. Assuming similar body proportions. If Jerma's doorknob is 38" then he looks to to be 4-6" shorter than me which is 5'7" - 5'9" If however his door knobs are 34" off the ground then he would be 5'3" - 5'5" So he could be really short 5'3"(160 cm) but he's probably more like 5'7" - 5'8"(170-172 cm)

[@OGSumo]

Math sux *ResidentSleeper*

[@moistenvelopes]

Ya but you gotta account for the distance the door is behind him

[@stefanm.734]

5:02 - 5:11 Jerma is attracted to chat confirmed.

[@k4rz43]

10:08 _Bruh why do you think?? Have you seen that kid's face and how he moves??_

[@jey78637]

2:26 Jerma doing Medbay scan hes safe

[@liu3chan]

The boy who lived with malforfmed face.

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

5' 4" CONFIRMED WE DID IT CHAT

[@SgerbwdGwyn]

8:40 THERE IT IS

[@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost]

Jerma doing Kinect has to be one of my fave genres 👏

[@Fernisawake]

0:50 I think they meant to say "take the fat suit off"

[@momo_u]

that 31:39 waist to hip ratio... my mans got it goin' on

[@skelkankaos]

not to simp but love a Jerma vid where you can see him on cameta

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@pl_caravan4679]

the body recognition in the biggest loser game is actually really good. how is there no delay at all, and with such detail? isn't that an old game?

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!

[@amandakopecky662]

2:24 Ahhhhhhh Dumptruck explained (scrolling text).

[@CutCopyPasta]

Jerma getting that first kick is all i need to survive. God Bless.

[@yahooanswers4843]

I've played the harry potter game. how in god's name is he losing

[@Lucifronz]

14:25 "What the fuck, who is this kid? His nose if more screwed up than mine. Where's Harry Potter?" "He didn't win the Tri-Wizard tournament, my lord..." "Fuck. Alright, well I came here for a big showdown duel and I'm going to have one."

[@junkdog4138]

Jeremy "im not gonna do that cut to Jeremy doing that" Elbertson

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@l3t5r07]

8:41 Jerma out of context twitter

[@As_Expected_of_Pieck]

ONGA!!

[@shooby9496]

My guy: This new strain is loud The strain: 12:29

[@NicoKM]

Nice description, FREAK!

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

It never occured to me how much Seamus Finnigan looked like Jerma. Now I just want to call Seamus Psycho Wizard and do a bit like Psycho Wizard YELLS at chosen hero!! Or something like that.

[@evillourd3230]

How will Jeremy commit unspeakable acts of terror in this video?

[@runlock5303]

this is like a classic jerma video