Casino Inc - Pasta Italiano

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Originally streamed/recorded on April 10th, 2020

[@larsthedude1984]

“Boy I love working at my job at Pasta Italiano on February 27 1970.”

[@omegahaxors9-11]

"Wow! I can't believe I got that job at Pasta Italiano! The pay is great and it has every benefit except life insurance!"

[@70sman]

"and they have so much security! What could go wrong?"

[@Icetea-2000]

My soufflé! D:

[@flamingdog9207]

-the last known words of one of the victims of the infamous "Pasta Italiano Massacre", the deadliest shootout in history, closely followed by the subsequent atrocity that was the so-called "Man Behind The Slaughter" incident, where in retaliation for the shootout, a lone gunman hired by Pasta Italiano visited a children's establishment that was recently opened by Jeremy Elbertson, and killed several people before finally being taken down himself.

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Jerma: "hi squidwaaard!"

[@imBailout]

Jerma’s recap at the start of the video was essentially “I killed anyone who hindered the strength of my gambling empire”

[@callmefox630]

"Recent events in the company caused us to act early unexpected retirement on a couple of employees."

[@tackyoptic]

His inner Mr. Green is showing

[@The2112Steve]

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Emp.... Casino

[@Mamuff5]

@@tackyoptic best jerma character, Mr.Green is granpa with that greedy goblin impression he did one time

[@verydumb3609]

The “985” part in Jermas name is for the amount of federal crimes he has committed.

[@hengedraws]

When he names his channel that was his number, but it’s only risen since then

[@Sinisterlizards]

I thought it was for the amount of consecutive life sentences he’d be serving if he was ever convicted.

[@LazyBuddyBan]

@@Sinisterlizards It is.

[@larsthedude1984]

*known federal crimes he has committed

[@Thunderchicken69]

@@hengedraws no it was originally Jerma478 but he decided to stop updating it after 985, crazy it took less than a month for it to get there too

[@4thSurviver]

The greatest part isn't Pasta Italiano burning down time and again or Jerma's ruthless raid on them. Its the fact they retaliated and picked the one place they knew would hurt him too.

[@spoony8485]

no the greatest part is after they sent a hitman they burned down again

[@lokuendog]

One of the best of 2020. This is one of those games that feels like it was tailor-made for Jerma (the protagonist even looks IDENTICAL to him). He really thrives when playing simulation/management games where he gets to create his own narrative.

[@yigakong1187]

T R A I L O R

[@lizardirl9488]

Trailor-made

[@kfcchickenburger]

This comment, without any context, feels like you’re not talking about an adult streamer but just an ADHD child

[@edoneill6138]

It’s 2021, yikes 😬.

[@nekomancer47]

@@edoneill6138 yikes indeed sweaty 😬 💅

[@kezia6419]

Jerma's streams are best when you can tell he's genuinely having a lot of fun with the game itself.

[@joshmcirish352]

Slots a' Fun

[@MarshalHopalop]

It's very worrying when somebody can play a casino management game and make "One of your staff just died" as omnipresent as "Unit lost" from Red Alert. That takes a psycho.

[@imBailout]

for every “I need a new trailer” there is another life lost

[@SamFreelancePolice]

I almost spit out my food reading this comment

[@Subjecttochannel]

@Joshua Gómez Naddy Lite for the beer throne!

[@connorbrown2194]

“staff are asking for a raise!”

[@orfeo793]

Peak fucking Jerma, and probably one of his best streams in my opinion. He needs to play more stupid ass sim games like this, they're always gold.

[@SamFreelancePolice]

Jerma triumphantly screaming "YES!!" as soon as he sees an entire restaurant and all its workers and patrons catch fire and die horribly... l'm dying

[@johnt.190]

Just like the chefs.

[@Xamp1256]

You must be eating at Pasta Italiano then

[@Patrick.Weightman]

My dude searched for "Chuck E Cheese floor plan" and was really expecting a "How to build your own Chuck E Cheese"

[@jackmiller8851]

YES. this casino stuff is gold. was hoping you'd do another

[@swingAE86]

I wanna go back. I NEED A NEW TRAILER.

[@kryinggames]

Exactly this game is gold

[@kryinggames]

I got it for 6 bucks on steam and it was well worth it

[@smalf00]

I wonder if the jerma through the ages stream they posted recently inspired another casino Inc clip since it showed up during that stream

[@1810jeff]

@@kryinggames unfortunately the steam version has anti piracy measures on by default which cause the staff to always ask for raises and make the game way harder. This might explain why Jerma had to keep increasing their wages even after just getting a raise.

[@gamingden444]

this casino blows, laughing my ass off.

[@Vonias]

The -Dreamcast- Casino fucking sucks LMAO

[@Eifion]

I just want to remind people that Pasta Italiano did literally NOTHING to jerma. He just started sending people to Sabato them for no reason and that's the funniest part.

[@joemama1831]

one guy in chat said to do it

[@Chromeno]

@@joemama1831 then he denied it, then hours pass by and he just attacks them for no real reason

[@TouchTheShark]

Jerma sees a potted plant: "Fruits and vegetables."

[@M3GAMAN100]

deranged

[@sci_pain3409]

giraffe streamer

[@herrdoctoroetker]

The last chef is in captivity. Pasta Italiano is at peace.

[@vawrx]

Mr Green’s fallen on hard times, from fabled casinos to the bottom tier Chuck-E-Cheese.

[@randomsimpson]

Fuck E. Cheese

[@japust]

Chuck E-Tier Cheese

[@LaidbackLost]

I like how this game goes from wacky tongue in cheek casino management to mass terrorism and mobster simulator

[@abeherbert6603]

When the four kingpins were all beating up the drunk woman and ended up in-fighting I lost the ability to breathe.

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Or when they surrounded her and stood there while staring at the woman in a disapproving way

[@almost_friday9745]

@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I NEED A NEEEEEW TRAILA

[@an_annoying_cat]

nice pfp

[@PedroKing19]

GOATED Casiopea pfp

[@Guitar_Hero_1999]

the raid on pasta italiano is absolutely hysterical. he really lost it during this stream

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

This is for the Fish Family

[@yigakong1187]

What can I say? She needed a new trailer

[@stevencipriano3504]

> enter an empty Chuck E. Cheese > break one of the arcade machines > buy a soda > chug it in front of the workers and throw the empty can on the ground > leave > refuse to elaborate

[@kryinggames]

Shooting in the basement doesn’t get you fined, the police never check there, I have killed at least 30 people in mine in this game.

[@cheyannei5983]

Why did you murder 30 people?

[@aerius6427]

@@cheyannei5983 cause why not

[@cabwaylingo_]

least murderous jermamite

[@albertskoften1452]

@@cheyannei5983 It's the Undertale Effect. If a game gives you the opportunity to murder people, you're gonna do it.

[@Baddaby]

​@@cheyannei5983too many ppl needing a new trailer, the economy was in SHAMBLES and something had to be done

[@lalhs421]

“Tommy you idiot! You just killed Chef Boyardee, leader of the chef mafia!”

[@guymann1660]

"Uh-ohhhhh..."

[@Finamajig]

@@guymann1660Woah-oh-oh-oh! *GUITAR RIFF* Woah-oh-oh-oh *GUITAR RIFF* Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[@dustoff1340]

my favorite part was when he went to pasta italiano and watched it until they started a fire just to prove a point

[@BillNyeTheBountyGuy]

I kinda feel like I need a new trailer after watching this.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

I love how all the slot machines have Konami labelling. It's so prophetic and fitting for what they would become.

[@randomsimpson]

#FuckKonami We'll never have another good MGS or Silent Hill game again 😭

[@rabbidpig3480]

They were already heavy into slots and casino games then

[@Kittyapoc]

21:13 a purple guy murders 5 people at a kids play place modeled after Freddy Fazbear. Jerma was asking for it honestly

[@Dabednego]

"He eats lunch everday... we ALL eat lunch everyday." Can anyone tell me why this line specifically always gets me?

[@popo0129]

I honestly can’t stop laughing about the guy on the bottom right corner and how someone photoshopped Jerma’s head on it. It was so fucking perfect I haven’t finished the video yet but hope it comes back lol.

[@mangoethan3947]

Honestly such a legendary stream. I've watched this live, fan cut, and now the 2ndJerma version

[@krablord]

I'm still not over him calling plants/ a cactus 'fruits and vegetables'

[@expnandbanana]

[27, Feb 1970] The "Pasta Italiano" incident

[@Katiclysmia]

The pasta italiano retaliation hit is my favorite moment in the jerma cinematic universe

[@MacMcLinn]

i unironically believe this is one of the top 5 games ever made

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

All I’m saying is I bet Jerma wouldn’t have thrown up pasta all over his mother’s bed

[@SamFreelancePolice]

The guy in chat who said "Send hitmen to Pasta Italiano" is the greatest jermaOneguy moment EVER for me. If only he had known what he'd unleash...

[@shortinos]

I'd be interested to know how many people bought Casino Inc on Steam after seeing this stream, because I sure as hell did. 10/10 game.

[@kanabis134]

Bought it after the jerma's stream, played for 50 hours appreciating the mechanics ADHD Andy here could not care to learn, good fun

[@Vooman]

These streams are as close to a faithful modern retelling of Macbeth as you can get

[@blahaszi6978]

I🙋NEED☝️A NEW✨TRAILER🚙

[@MsMatty65]

i fell asleep with autoplay on and this video started playing. i had a vivid nightmare where i was a doomed employee at his restaurant. it ended and i woke up to it burning down. just thought id share.

[@geralds1500]

very awesome

[@Baddaby]

The trailer lady didn't factor in at all in that dream salad?

[@lizkavanagh]

i admire the way that jerma can take any game and warp it into complete madness. it’s so much fun to watch him have fun. this was such a good stream, what a psycho

[@vidmastereon]

I require a mobile place of residence that has been recently created with no previous owner

[@griffonfire]

My father died at the Pasta Italiano

[@HuffdrewPaint]

I'd always been so impressed with that Vito Corleone impression. As impressions go, that one ain't easy.

[@Blap7]

lost it when pasta italiano retaliated... and caught fire again

[@TheDolphinTuna]

Jerma’s Trump impression sounds like Reagan with pneumonia

[@VorpalStorm]

So, Trump then.

[@TheDolphinTuna]

@@VorpalStorm if you want to see a good Trump impression, check out Zach Hadel’s. Lands me in stitches every time.

[@VorpalStorm]

@@TheDolphinTuna Oh yeah, he’s hilarious. Haven’t watched OneyPlays in while. Should go back and catch up.

[@googleshire]

INEEDANEWTRAILA

[@321Crazysteve]

That lady was just a huge spiderman fan

[@farmzombie]

I think we could all do with a new trailer.

[@racheltiffany9892]

Jerma's laugh can cure depression, you cant convince me otherwise

[@DeathbyProxy]

Oh hey

[@DickWad16]

But I'm on KZbin BECAUSE I'm depressed

[@boodle399]

I remember the Mr Green Mob v Pasta Italiano war of 1970. All of that fire and blood shed, countless deaths and for what? Some chefs....

[@M3GAMAN100]

I can't fucking believe that this stream's best moment showed up on the through the ages stream, incredible

[@icoffeebeen]

Man, I love Pasta Italiano! That place is fire!

[@adenplays3997]

My initial reaction seeing the thumbnail: Pizza time pizza is not a cult

[@spencerjohnston5969]

Get that woman her godamn trailer

[@The1Scraf]

Imagine not seeing the stream and starting this video like "Oh cool a casino tycoon game"

[@falcoreee]

CRAZY streamer references ARG in thumbnail for INSANE Casino MURDER game

[@ohletsjazzitup6705]

the tragedy of pizza italiano's now in glorious 720p, finally

[@quentin9287]

Hi Jerma, having a really bad thanksgiving because some of my family has covid so I can’t go home and I have to spend it alone but videos like these make it better

[@Guruc13]

Aww, I'm sorry mate. I hope you can make things comfy for yourself and enjoy. Take care

[@michaelfallen1564]

This stream was gold. I absolutely lost my shit when Pasta Italiano finally had enough, sent a hitman to Jerma's casino in retaliation, only to immediately catch on fire for like the 10th time

[@BradSav]

That thumbnail reminds me of this old company named pizza time pizza they used to serve the best pizza

[@GarfieldPhone]

pizza time pizza is not a cult

[@Harvjw98]

You know its a good jerma video when it descends into domestic terrorism

[@zanxl7140]

Saw this and clicked immediately. Love these casino gameplays.

[@CalebCrew0]

YES THIS JERMA STREAM IS ABSOLUTE GOLD, it’s like I was mining and this jerma video was a jackpot for how gold it is. Thanks jerma

[@nathangiambattista6652]

19:55 The silenced shot sfx and the groan. It’s Sarge’s Heroes on the N64. Or it was used in the game I recognized it immediately.

[@freXampl]

9:00 That was a great delivery of that line.

[@poketam4461]

I keep receiving these videos as tapes in the mail, please whoever you are Jerma, stop sending me these.

[@TheDuneDovah]

I need a new trailer!

[@justsumkid]

why is this game like a whole ass film when Jerma plays it????

[@ConfusingClouds]

jermas best content hands down has to be his gambling, violent accidents and a combination of both.

[@Cat-the-dragon]

Me and my girlfriend are up in the mountains right now and my phone has zero reception so we couldn't make out to What We Do In The Shadows, but somehow hers does, so we put this on instead. I had to use all of my self control to not start fucking laughing mid session when I heard "I want this place to burn and kill everyone in it"

[@dskdev]

nice

[@slip4510]

Jerma you are the funniest guy I have ever watched I have never so much time laughing to tears as I have watching your videos

[@MrJellyman223]

UNFEELING streamer REFUSES to supply POOR OLD WOMAN with a NEW TRAILER

[@ultravires2335]

One of your staff just died jermaPluto

[@budgetlifter]

I love Jerma i wish Boston existed in real life

[@daveboio4504]

Family of pizza time pizza

[@GarfieldPhone]

it is not a cult

[@BisexualCommando]

I can never forget that day... February 27, 1970 - The Battle of Pasta Italiano...

[@yanisvilla7949]

3:48 was Mr. Green in his early years.

[@Alec_Reaper]

I NEED A NEEEEEW TRAILER

[@keanureeves6473]

this is my comfort stream

[@linguinisescapology7567]

2nd Jerma editors when Jerma watches half the content of this video on stream days before it gets posted

[@DrErikNefarious]

My desire for a pristine home on wheels has reached a sufficient point.

[@Lego88fan]

"I NEED A NEW TRAILAH!"

[@mongrel_97]

holy shit the "coin going in slot machine" is the same noise they used in GTA san andreas for the soda machines

[@WilfredCthulu]

Spoilers: They need a new trailer.

[@draguladriver]

"I N E E D A N E W T R A I L E R"

[@taffy1114]

I was genuinely shocked about the thumbnail. I highly doubt it was intentional but it's very funny

[@GarfieldPhone]

pizza time pizza is not a cult. ,

[@feller6766]

"I NEED A NEW TRAILER!" "THIS PLACE IS ON FIRE!"

[@BLK_MN]

“We had a lot of people leave the company.” *flashback to about 6 gunshots*

[@Dabednego]

I like when she said she needed a new trailer

[@CouchPotato252]

"Pudda bawmb innis spaghetti."

[@kiryee]

*I NEED A NEW TRAILER*

[@thenyquilchannel8738]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@senorMckenzie]

"One of your staff just died..."

[@carmineredpigment]

Glory to The Pizza Man.

[@cynicaldweller4925]

Not a cult

[@GarfieldPhone]

pizza time pizza is not a cuIt .

[@ana-dv7jb]

I know mr pizza time pizza from anywhere

[@GarfieldPhone]

pizza time pizza is not a cuIt

[@C0TTo]

OH NO THE THUMBNAIL

[@GarfieldPhone]

pizza time pizza is not a cult

[@dymaxion3988]

It’s funny how he talks about having “old classic video games” in the casino when the calendar says 1970. Not even pong was out yet

[@aturchomicz821]

Reaganism hadnt happend yet, Wages were still rising with inflation and Unions controlled the land💀💀

[@benyebyps8203]

At 9:35 when he does his Trump impression, his little avatar in the bottom right does a performative gesture with his hands, and then returns to his original pose when done. Pure clownfoolery.

[@SamFreelancePolice]

I've seen this entire stream multiple times by dear god the ending always makes me laugh so much my chest hurts