Stop letting him in your house. Editor: Jack Clishem @JackClishem x.com/jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@legible.6800 Жыл бұрын
i wish houses were real
@Thomas_Angelo Жыл бұрын
In this economy???
@Thegoatone23 Жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_AngeloI F***ING LOVE THE ECONOMY
@tovarischshashlikov Жыл бұрын
i wish you were real
@Maskof7eyes2 Жыл бұрын
Me too buddy
@clownjuice_blue4899 Жыл бұрын
Terrifying idea
@Roger_808 Жыл бұрын
its so funny whenever he roleplays the couple next door watching the crazy person. he makes his voice deeper for the old man, but he just keeps his voice normal for the woman lmao
@fotaras710 Жыл бұрын
There are only so many voices 🤷🏻😂
@ocelotmadness628711 ай бұрын
It makes sense considering he already has housewife voice
@othergeorgea8 ай бұрын
It’s two men
@SammyBoy20016 ай бұрын
he's role playing as the gay couple next door 🏳️🌈👬🏻👨🏻❤️👨🏻
@JacobKinsley25 күн бұрын
@@SammyBoy2001 The guy who thinks that no one knows they're the bottom and his husband
@npenplz Жыл бұрын
I once hired a contractor to renovate my house and all he did was destroy the walls and put knives in all the rooms and he kept laughing to himself the entire time
@Ababa325611 ай бұрын
joker from suicide squad?
@AMan-xz7tx Жыл бұрын
I love how jerma will say "what kind of psychopath does that?" and then immediately follow up with "that actually sounds pretty cool, I should do that."
@quannlee448310 ай бұрын
When he was saying it i was thinking that it sounded awesome, so I’m glad he changed his mind
@nutella_wewerehere5 ай бұрын
reminds me of that one thing that was like Scientists be like “well if you do that the consequences would be disastrous” and then get a faraway look in their face that says that they are in fact considering the consequences and will go ahead and do so anyway
@SelectivelySized Жыл бұрын
The "welcome to house flipper" cold open really hit the nostalgia bone today. What a journey it's been
@polyblank73 Жыл бұрын
JermaCraft level nostalgia
@cathyrayTV Жыл бұрын
looking forward to jerma building his retirement home in his next house flipper stream
@TheDominator Жыл бұрын
hi pokki !!
@we-must-live Жыл бұрын
@@TheDominator hi dominator !!
@TheDominator Жыл бұрын
@@we-must-live hi!!
@EmmBarkVT3 күн бұрын
This is gonna be really sad when the day actually does come. Then we'll be remember Jerma as the "GAS! GAS! GAS!" guy.
@LM-MMM Жыл бұрын
Who would've known that the first silly house flipper stream would eventually lead to the Saw House, and the House Flipper Invitational Cinematic Universe? One of the best games that Jerma has ever touched tbh.
@bannedthricelol8799 Жыл бұрын
The second stream of House Flipper lead to Dollhouse
@LM-MMM Жыл бұрын
@@bannedthricelol8799I think Jerma had been harboring that sick fetish for much longer but I agree it was instrumental
@No1TypeC Жыл бұрын
Arguably the reason Jerma and Vinny connected, right? The VR Saw trap room...
@rob-tt3hb Жыл бұрын
@No1TypeC not sure if maybe I'm misunderstanding your comment but vinny and jerma were friends wayyyyyyyyyyyy before that
@mewtastic24098 ай бұрын
@@No1TypeC Please watch Jeremy and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Stream. Not even as like a passive-aggressive statement (though is the first time they interacted iirc) it is close to my favorite video on either Jerma channel ever
@AMan-xz7tx Жыл бұрын
I wish I could derive as much joy from my own life as jerma does from putting a door on backwards.
@tigergaj6 ай бұрын
The good news is that you can! You just need to embody being a clown as much he does lol
@boothillfan04 Жыл бұрын
throughout the years of jerma doing houseflipper the line "OH SHIT I BOUGHT A BED" never fails to make my sides hurt from laughter lmao
@Captain_Bobvious Жыл бұрын
It's like he never died.. RIP Jeremy, we miss you buddy.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын
It's fuck up to say that about a man who only has 30 days to live.
@DatWingMan Жыл бұрын
Was waiting for this comment lol
@hooverscob Жыл бұрын
WHAT
@_trois Жыл бұрын
When did he get decomissioned?? Are we gonna see 986 soon?
@JTProud Жыл бұрын
@@_trois No unfortunately, it's counting down. We'll still have to deal with 984 more Jermas until the nightmare is finally over and JermaZero arrives to save our souls.
@NocteAeternus Жыл бұрын
56:39 this is such a fucking underrated bit, I never see this in any Jerma moments videos but I literally randomly think of *NO PICTURES!!!* sometimes and lose my shit
@Queen_Coda Жыл бұрын
I cannot explain how much I love “gyas” it’s my favorite jerma bit
@pinixy10 ай бұрын
it's only made funnier by the fact that they almost never even mention gas. it's saw fanfiction
@JosieSaysSTFU9 ай бұрын
idk why “fuck the bathroom. it’s now a petsmart” always makes me snort
@KyryloKyrychenko Жыл бұрын
I love how super cut is just 6 h long. That's it
@stupidmangozАй бұрын
6 hours is super long video wise
@michael120.18 сағат бұрын
the skye4 supercut for jerma house flipper is 10 hours long if that suits your fancy
@hardfoil Жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading! Now I can fall asleep to the ravings of a madman, occasionally interrupted by a loud gasp, yell or scream 🥰
@HalfLifer81 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, falling asleep to a Jerma supercut is the wildest experience you could ever have.
@robberchanel Жыл бұрын
I do it everyday
@twotruckslyrics11 ай бұрын
❤
@Yourbuddy_Holly11 ай бұрын
The Slow Jerma bit went on for so long and I woke up to this stream I thought I somehow slowed the video down I can't believe I actually fell for one of the jerma bits
@fatboi1095 Жыл бұрын
She flip my house till I'm supercut
@Thegoatone23 Жыл бұрын
So it’s upside down
@allien.777 Жыл бұрын
she supercut my house till it's flipped
@mrtacocat1069 Жыл бұрын
she jer my emy till I 985
@odile2odette Жыл бұрын
that’s one way to get circumcised
@noaag Жыл бұрын
i housed her jerma until i flip cut er sup
@nihilisticpancake30811 ай бұрын
4:14:55 I woke up to this in the middle of the night and it was the creepiest thing ever. In my half asleep state I pictured Jerma laughing at someone suffering.
@thegreenrocket Жыл бұрын
bro finished editing the house flipper supercut after i just spent 6 years watching every jerma house flipper video in existence, fuck
@shenigin10 ай бұрын
The rant about having large windows in your house boiling down to “don’t buy a computer; don’t buy a house.” Is one of the funniest things jerma has done
@Peblo51 Жыл бұрын
3:35:02 "That's 2 million dollars. No deal. I'm going to have 1 million in this case" His goals are beyond our understanding.
@jeremytitus9519 Жыл бұрын
Elbertson is the only streamer who makes me want to dismantle my own house and replace it with an exact replica of the famous house from Peter Griffin Show featuring Brian the Dog. No other streamer can make me feel that exact feeling.
@Livingroomset799Dep Жыл бұрын
I clapped! I clapped when I saw the houses being flipped!
@dabelugamaster681910 ай бұрын
Watching these all strung together you really start to realise how much he talks about the bathroom
@SlapHappyEdits10 ай бұрын
house flipper was the first jerma content i consumed. GAS will always have a soft spot in my heart. digging through elden ring vods as i sleep. mr green and the yoinky sploinky and baseball and honestly, such a talented man and great innovator who stands out in an age of performers
@thenotoriouscanadian3402 Жыл бұрын
Covering someones walls in mirrors through their whole house would be an S tier prank
@weedstage4267 Жыл бұрын
22:01 breaking bad house lol
@Evan-wu2rs Жыл бұрын
I think the Mr.satan/Freddy Krueger is maybe my favorite jerma bit of all time
@elliotlabrie5241 Жыл бұрын
RARE Mr. Editor segment 1:29:47
@carefultraffic8957 Жыл бұрын
I like jerma because I have very similar fears to him, I've always suffered with a fear of invisible people being in my bathroom like using my toilet or in my shower so I used to be so scared of the bathroom that I'd try to hold in my bladder the whole day, I just find it funny and relatable when jerma talks about his fear of being seen naked because that's my kind of fear too tbh
@charismaticrage5287 Жыл бұрын
Wake up babe, 6 hour jerma house flipper compilation dropped
@thej2241 Жыл бұрын
skimming through this video to find the GYAS bit edit: 3:19:03
@makitard Жыл бұрын
four minutes?
@thej2241 Жыл бұрын
yes, i may have a problem
@thegreenrocket11 ай бұрын
incredible +2's in this video: 2:47:07 okay now send the pizza delivery gorilla nextdoor 2:53:55 the Infinity War nut room 3:14:32 insanely fucked A24 Jerma985 viewing chamber 3:10:30 holy shit he got crushed by the monkey channel 4:00:16 untitled 4:04:57 the Cinder Block bit 3:53:11 fortnite +2 3:21:10 *G A S* 2:17:26 all time worst noise of 2020 2:59:22 seven voice actors try to climb out of jerma's mouth 3:42:52 welcome to Sa- wait no, please don't leave wait 3:47:15 *G A S II* (he throws up) 3:50:42 he's been avoiding the allegations for 8 years 4:03:26 existential andy 4:18:20 fix your speed
@thegreenrocket Жыл бұрын
no actually this is a gold mine, so much (background) jerma content now for the next few weeks ty
@OldObscureUnpopularGames Жыл бұрын
The Sunny intro is absolutely perfect for the vibe
@discovery_one_7471 Жыл бұрын
Did not realise how much I needed this until I saw it in my inbox lmao These are like my favourite jerma streams
@de-ment Жыл бұрын
"The Jermall of America" is probably still one of the best 2ndJerma videos to date
The ultimate Jerma video. Just six hours of House Flipper. Long have we waited.
@sanachanto Жыл бұрын
1:33:44 the stairway to heaven saga is one of my absolute favorite jerma moments 😂
@deianeiracrush Жыл бұрын
forgot how absolutely insane jerma's aqua teen impressions are
@OceanCat4 ай бұрын
Love the Supermarket Sweep music coming in during the intense speedrun painting job
@Cools2009 Жыл бұрын
Finally, the baseball vid
@kerrymadden9832 Жыл бұрын
i have this on as background noise rn and every once in a while i look over and once again he's failing miserably to put down flooring efficiently. bro will put down a rectangle that doesn't line up with anything and then spend 10 minutes filling in individual squares
@GeneralKenobi6942011 ай бұрын
"Hellooo? Anybody outside??" 9 minutes in and I'm already dying 💀
@lwcky8929 Жыл бұрын
I cant belive this man kills people
@Thomas_Angelo Жыл бұрын
That's an understatement compared to what he does with them before murdering them in a meat grinder.
@tovarischshashlikov Жыл бұрын
can't blame the guy its his job, heard he runs a private military company located in saychelles too! the phantom psycho that he is...
@manashieldmedia Жыл бұрын
🤓 actually it's 6:39:12
@shenigin10 ай бұрын
I can
@charlienavidad3 ай бұрын
35:55 he’s laughing as if he didn’t go on to have this exact set up😭
@sierra----11 ай бұрын
when you think about it he truly dlipped the house
@paranoidlizard6338 Жыл бұрын
4:55:02 “no, i am NOT making the spongebob kitchen” *makes the spongebob kitchen*
@JacobKinsley25 күн бұрын
3:10:39 the way jerma tells the hypothetical scenario makes it so much funnier than it should be
@CricetoFunni8 ай бұрын
sometimes when he does the slime voice with the filter he sounds like a protectron from fallout new vegas edit: also when he speeds the clip of him talking slowly up to 2x speed it just sounds like a really bad g-man impression
@drewjones9293 Жыл бұрын
Dad: How's the job search going? Me:
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын
Yup time to get high. 4:07:17 one of my favorite smaller moments with jerma. I always feel similar about the trapped in head stuff.
@jooonnnaaaa9 ай бұрын
0:01 Israeli settlers POV
@boi40555 ай бұрын
I did not expect to see this on a jerma video of all things
@Roger_808 Жыл бұрын
holy shit the whole bit with the dad living in the walls is literally the plot of the movie parasite
@geegee6925 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how much the Jerma piss carpet would sell for
@DavidWasTakn5 ай бұрын
I don't want to know lmfao
@HammerspaceCreature Жыл бұрын
Jerma isn't really retiring he just needs time to prerecord 200 MrSlimeTV streams so he can play them simultaneously and pretend it's two different people.
@aidanjack3094 Жыл бұрын
Jerma retired so he could have a excuse to only stream houseflipper
@villainousthing Жыл бұрын
4:05:34 i get what he's saying here, i've heard that when you're dying and you see your "life flashing before your eyes", thats your brain going through every single memory to keep you from dying
@KrazyKotYoutube Жыл бұрын
8 days ago, and only 84k views!? This is the master collection of Jerma-brand Home Improvement Content! We need more attention on this!!
@theman961000 Жыл бұрын
Psyco makes people move out of homes to “fix them”
@DumpoJerome11 ай бұрын
Seeing this makes me realize how much they improved the game in the second one
@stevecooper6578 Жыл бұрын
3:08:12 And the monkey's paw curls
@flaminghotcheeto3474 Жыл бұрын
jerma limp bizkit mention gave me whiplash
@IslandSauce9 ай бұрын
4:02:07 always has me DYING of laughter, its insane how Jerma actually does this.
@Aerosrot11 ай бұрын
Okay so I was sick with a fever and I couldn’t fall asleep (I would fade in and out of consciousness) and when I tell you I woke up to this 2:50:30 and SCARED ME then fell back asleep then woke up again to this 2:56:15 got even more scared as I could not fall asleep during the entirety of the bit… This was not the night of my life 😭💀
@sy7h10 ай бұрын
goin into a pet smart and the employee is just taking a massive dump
@eightcoins44013 ай бұрын
The Aqua Teen House actually canonically has no toilet.
@skittles5364 ай бұрын
3:19:02 the moment you’ve all been waiting for
@campbell123211 ай бұрын
listening to this while i play house flipper. as Jod intended
@eightcoins44013 ай бұрын
Penile Window is a good band name
@xenodweeb6425 Жыл бұрын
This video is my Schneider Cut.
@pr0m3th3us_jpeg Жыл бұрын
rest in peace the best streamer ever
@Jordan-rb28 Жыл бұрын
Funny highlights (gonna take me a few days to get all the good ones...): 0:17:52 - goofy ahh 80s music house flipper speedrun 2:55:38 - gonna watch infinity war at max volume!!! 2:57:38 - g0kU
@sumthinsumthin619610 ай бұрын
This video made my computer lag so bad that it froze and now I can’t use my computer and it’s stuck on a frame of this video
@leedaman8webzАй бұрын
jerma doing a dutch impression is something i didnt know i needed
@ArnoldNatasha-f6f3 ай бұрын
That garage at 27:45 is like a serial killer prepping the garage for blood
@dizzythegreat9 ай бұрын
"Upgamers" is what Jerma should call his fans.
@sopranerds18 ай бұрын
23:10 nobody is going to talk about the Walter White's house ?
@PinnePon6 ай бұрын
Jerma making a drug joke in the breaking bad house
@npenplz Жыл бұрын
im sad that the "no we didnt like that we didnt like that *_NO PICTURES_* clip didnt make it into this supercut. Actually crying rn in bed
@npenplz11 ай бұрын
56:40
@matchcraft502 Жыл бұрын
Finally, the perfect background video
@brickbrain33267 ай бұрын
Woke up to the Tasmanian Devil impression???
@luckyomen Жыл бұрын
This string of long content videos on KZbin makes me think that there is another BJP (Big Jerma Project) in the works that needs an increased revenue stream to finance. Hope it goes well.
@whysofie819710 ай бұрын
at like 3 hours in he starts doing rapid fire impressions and dutch van der linde broke me
@thegreenrocket11 ай бұрын
2:17:26 simultaneously the most impressive and worst noise of 2018 - "The Slime Crew"
@azuposting Жыл бұрын
Jerma house flipper in 2022 to 2023 was the best time mane
@Starlightzonee Жыл бұрын
How nice of Grandpa to keep blessing us even in the afterlife
@seamlessdread Жыл бұрын
yk House flippers actually be doing the "I'm gonna get rid of all the nice stuff, put in cheap stuff and pocket the difference"
@ps1hagridoufofcharacter10 ай бұрын
this is the perfect thing to put on while deep-cleaning behind my bed (no bug-crushing for me)
@dancedanceinmyveinsАй бұрын
Oooo thank you for the homemade super cut 😎
@gabetronson7546 Жыл бұрын
6 hours of a maniac destroying private property
@Wolf-f94 ай бұрын
Jerma is the type of guy to build a square house in the sims and put random shit in each corner.
@MoonSystem-They-It Жыл бұрын
Rip all of the viewers who's sacrifice was used to reduce "Jerma985" down to 6 hours
@hulkhooligan2241 Жыл бұрын
1:29:15 soldier players when they have a shovel and a head's beneath them
@germa904 Жыл бұрын
new jerma video to go to sleep to dropped
@mcgrammer60418 ай бұрын
1:26:49 "I DON'T LIKE THIS ROOM" *wielding a sledgehammer*
@Spumoon Жыл бұрын
This video ended at just the right time. I was just going to pause it as he mentioned the "bitches." Flesh is temporary. Glory is eternal!