DIY Labo

[@BatOfTheDead]

He's not talking to chat he's talking to three corpses he dressed up off screen

[@allyski5914]

think of this in the back of my head made this video like 100x better

[@SuperCatfire]

hubert cumberdale, jeremy fisher and majorie stewart-baxter

[@spencechan]

When he called in an order for "two large (...)" I honestly thought the joke was going to be that he was going to order more pizza to have enough cardboard

[@XGames-94]

Jeremy's the type of guy who'd buy 4 pizzas just for a joke. Then again, he's also the type of guy who'd buy an entire clown suit for a 15 second joke.

[@robinbrobjer2594]

Xtreme Games he’s also the type of guy who takes a balloon to Las Vegas for 15 minute joke

[@dogol284]

Jeremy’s the type of guy who’d buy 4 pizzas just for a joke. Then again, he’s also the type of guy who’d buy 4 pizzas just for a joke.

[@ericamaya2467]

And a comedy shoe for like 4 minutes

[@ethanwilde4716]

Also is the type of guy to waste 400,000 dollars to give chat a fair event.

[@gaminglol1167]

and 100000 on a dollhouse event

[@ofgreyhairwaifu4089]

Local streamer bankrupts Nintendo and saves the environment.

[@yityat7965]

but loses mind

[@robinbrobjer2594]

yit yat and dies off heart attack

[@twingolord]

and then gives them 3 billion dollars and personally burns down the amazon rainforest

[@salamnishellhole2160]

what a wholesome streamer!

[@meatshield_]

Jerma needs to do an entire stream where he just solves those puzzles on the back of cereal boxes.

[@brianrowins7076]

this

[@pppuncher6984]

This

[@thighgraine]

This

[@viran8783]

this

[@pangilli1880]

This

[@THEDONKAGE]

Real life footage of disgruntled Elf making children's toys while being forced to eat greasy, sweat-inducing pizza.

[@jamalsankey6402]

That explains his whole deal with Santa from before!

[@Jomster777]

This one. This one is the best

[@riverstix8052]

Yeah this is the elf Santa outlawed and is now in charge of the coal in the basment

[@toesuckler9913]

Streamer eats a family worth a pizza then proceeds to sweat for the next 3 hours on stream.

[@thesecondcomment439]

Family worth a pizza

[@maximutatro3176]

SWEATY SMELLY STREAMER eats A WHOLE FAMILY’s pizzas

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

my adhd brain skipped the 'pizza' so it sounded like he ate a family before going live

[@boingo696]

Streamer eats a family

[@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308]

*streamer eats a whole family

[@catfAtT]

1:08 it's cute how he calls us friends and not hostages

[@lemlope]

30:20 Jerma's best joke, 20 points

[@mikemiles2241]

what a psychopath

[@redline841]

Joke?

[@riccardodellorto4267]

+2

[@foxrootking5077]

@@redline841 I don’t think so

[@dumpsterdweller118]

is it a joke?

[@gabeitch9142]

I love how it cuts from the first piece of cardboard to the finished piano as if to say jerma was completely boring for like two hours

[@jim4686]

I was fully convinced I was about to watch Jerma cutting and folding greasy pizza boxes for 30 minutes

[@sneeze_organ]

the scariest part is that i wasn’t gonna click away

[@DocJamesH]

Your profile picture is where he got the pizza from.

[@bribleu]

10:10 i like how the only thing that’s stopped him was the fire alarm, not setting his fucking house on fire

[@Dapper_Games]

Imagine spending $20 on a used game and $50 on pizza to save $70. 2 million IQ

[@nostalgia_junkie]

truly, box comes with pizza in it

[@MrsSkinless]

But it would've cost 90 bucks cause the game is 20 bucks and Nintendo labor is 70 bucks

[@DanDan-kr5sy]

@@MrsSkinless nintendo labor

[@notpublic7878]

he paid for the game

[@MrsSkinless]

@@DanDan-kr5sy that's what it is

[@mudmane]

*streamer puts his greasy small hands on expensive hardware*

[@Centoriun]

*Cardboard isn't hardware*

[@PropaneWP]

That's true, it's paperware.

[@shrimpsonshrimperton2295]

party poopa

[@Georg360s]

*compact hands

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

@@Centoriun Cardware?

[@GatsbyMusic]

Jerma is a graduate from the Massachusetts institute of Cardboard.

[@258thHiGuy]

He'll put that on his gamer resume, right under "And I can do *this"*

[@Durgemann]

_Sure_ he is. And Denz is a talented swordsman, right?

[@dramaticlock7524]

Uwu

[@Lobertherp]

Computer doctor 2: cardboard boogaloo

[@dino0075]

cardboard doctor

[@Sagnag]

Sweaty psychopath struggles to fold cardboard and threatens to burn down house on stream

[@Porkey_Minch]

Rewatched that a couple days ago, this sequel is great.

[@JeanMarceaux]

a real statement

[@DubskiDude]

"They're hairy and small, deal with it." - Jerma "Jerma985" 985

[@onscreenmoper]

20:19 Here's the timecode for Jerma almost (fake) throwing up on stream in case I ever forget again.

[@bencorrell]

Somehow I didn't notice that until seeing your comment but now I can't stop laughing at it haha

[@bean_sonic]

Jerma: I don't know why people think i'm a psycho Also Jerma: 30:20

[@heysoular]

So one October my dad kept making jokes about how he could build a better costume than Spirit Halloween and save us all money, so my sister took him up on the offer. We got this *GIANT* United Postal Service Box, and he spent the next hour cutting it open, putting arm holes in it, and labeling it "To: Your House, For: Candy." And it was the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen. So we go out, and halfway through our rounds my sister's feeling pretty down because I'm dressed up in the Scream mask/robe having fun but she's literally an envelope for Halloween. And we're walking up to this one house while I'm trying to comfort her, when the door opens and the lady at the house just *freaks out.* She's like "WAIT RIGHT HERE LET ME GET MY HUSBAND HE'LL LOVE THIS." So we stay there and thirty seconds later this lady brings in her husband who turns out to be a *mailman,* and they love my sister's costume so much that they can't stop gushing over it. Best Halloween memory ever.

[@scarfabledscar]

And then everyone clapped.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

1 year later, and I read this, this is still a very wholesome story. Hope that cheered your sister up lol

[@killanzuxxu8675]

@@scarfabledscar dude how is this even that unbelievable

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@scarfabledscar damn man, can't even believe a /single/ story on the internet, can you? congrats, you use reddit

[@zeallust8542]

@@scarfabledscar grow up

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

A SEE-THROUGH *GOLD* *PLATED* -CRASH-

[@MonkeyMaster88]

I wish Mackerel left in the part where Jerma loses his shit when he realized the joycon was still in the piano he just through straight into the wall

[@Dontrel3030]

I think either Mack skipped around in the two VODs because of how long they were or he just didn't want the video to be too long. I wish his breakdown at 'cheesgrater on feet or riot in chat 😤' was in here.

[@dinonatorful]

That sentence whurtes to read

[@Skeletonizer1200]

Mackerel, while doing a great job, always cuts out of the funniest bits for some reason.

[@carnifex423]

clip?

[@Maxzilla60]

I'd love to see a clip of that, then. :P

[@NinjaBananaChannel]

This is peak Jerma - lots of money and effort spent in a joke that doesn't even really work

[@Isaacandjed]

>Homestuck

[@HavingCrumpets]

@@Isaacandjed ok

[@inkartridge]

@@Isaacandjedhonk

[@mattiass1]

@@inkartridge honk

[@absentchronicler9063]

honk

[@afromancer]

29:32 I haven't laughed that hard at a KZbin video in way too long. To the point where I couldn't keep my eyes open, Jerma is pure comedy

[@computer5272]

The more I watched Jerma's highlights, the more the intros started to make sense. I went from thinking they were completely random to now I know exactly what they mean.

[@TaCo0oCaT]

Computer Please enlighten this nonbeliever

[@gabrieljoseattuysoares9665]

You get something from that?

[@computer5272]

Jerma is the disaster, the master blaster We are the millions of voices, just SCREAMING for some meaning But in the end all that remain, just like how it began Was Jerma, and *silence*

[@PorkandBeans]

It wasn't a dream, we all saw it Jeremy, we just didn't say anything.

[@RobotPilots]

Shh don't tell him.

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

I have it saved on my hard drive

[@lmao-ev6nz]

Local streamer loses his mind playing with cardboard for more than 8 hours.

[@vissova]

Imagine randomly clicking on this stream not knowing anything about Jerma and just seeing a drunk grown man wearing a trash bag diaper play with a child's cardboard toy with pizza boxes scattered across his room.

[@wef6146]

Remember everyone NEVER eat pizza, only eat nuts, walnuts, greens, and “heavy liquids”(?)

[@Agent_4547]

Mercury is an essential part of a balanced diet.

[@spacebassist]

@@Agent_4547 dude are you trying to **KILL** someone?? He said **heavy**. Kids, drink your lead

[@bananabuns1369]

"Papa bear is very, very tight." - Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson, 2018

[@awayaway7119]

at 28:06 it sounds like jerma was about to play a real song

[@clayhamric4428]

I hope everyone’s having a nice day, staying healthy and drinking those heavy liquids.

[@brandonweavers1749]

If you can't handle me at my worst, OBEY YA THIRST!

[@flamingoman6812]

You mean like, mercury?

[@kingkomrade8220]

@@flamingoman6812 Like the planet?

[@SpacetouristGaston]

no, like potassium tetraiodomercurate(II)

[@Necron1999]

Don’t forget your nuts, walnuts, and greens either.

[@gLOLdos]

25:17 is an underrated little moment. His comedic timing is impeccable

[@eddyheaddrascal1858]

"Hmmm, what kind of cardboard should I use to hold my expensive electronics?" How about the greasiest cardboard one could possibly obtain?

[@robeisa3336]

Jeremy must have learned alot from jermacraft to be that good at crafting things from pizza boxes

[@Shepfax]

the way he says ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʰ ᵐʸ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ at 15:18 hurts me deeply

[@HMR422]

14:09 I really don't understand why it's so hard for him to wear clothes in his streaming room, specially while working, this is not the first time he told us a story like this one.

[@Kai-rc6zi]

It’s fuckin HOT in Vegas.

[@brightblackhole2442]

he just forgot where his human body parts were! cut him some slack

[@marshallc6885]

This must be before his doctor prescribed him sunflower seeds

[@sharpiefumes]

22:45 the 0-100 from talking about crypto scams to the moth thing sent me

[@kev2525]

29:27 Beter Griffin noise

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

*heh*

[@CadChamberlain]

Thank god mackerel can post for jerma during his journey through the sky lasting approximately 3 to 17 days

[@258thHiGuy]

Jerma you can literally just print the actual sheet on cardboard and still not buy the whole thing

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

A nintendo labo speedrun would actually be really cool where you have to build then play the game

[@narwhalguy3829]

$70 per play so you better get good fast

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

11:45 is he trying to use the pizza grease to “heal” the cardboard??

[@Talentlesssss]

Greasy Pizza Gremlin Eats Cardboard: The Stream!

[@eggboy9126]

I love that Otto is his lock screen.

[@SosTroin]

"If I don't do the piano in two hours, then... You know what I mean?"

[@physsnake]

DUDE, JERMA IS PACKING!!!

[@evil_bratwurst]

Ikr... i couldn't stop staring :(

[@grahamreece519]

29:54 really reminds me of the ALOOOONE squidward scene for some reason

[@the_kodfather5423]

This video suggests that Jermas house is just 1 bedroom and that's it

[@hodgepodge7610]

I refuse to believe jerma has windows anywhere in his house

[@h4lley_c0met]

13:35 I-I'm alri- I'm hav-- this is happy

[@kerplamp8038]

jerma only thinks it was a dream

[@DeadwaterGaming]

*violently tosses pizza on the floor* DON'T EAT THAT

[@Darkfreed0m]

30:20 Jerma moment

[@soloflyer173]

I love the way he gose back and forth between an introvert and an extrovert

[@mindfloww8834]

Is this the guy who [VERB] [NOUN] on stream??!? Yo this guy is [ADJECTIVE]!!

[@Emanuel08820]

Madlibs going crazy

[@spunklord5000]

I can only imagine how much of shitshow this would've been if he stuck with the pizza box bit for the whole thing

[@biigsmokee]

I feel like he planned to until he saw how many steps there actually were (150 minutes?!)

[@SomersBugtopia]

*Miniature demon constructs tools of war from sweat inducing video game pizza*

[@disposable_income_andy]

total money spent rounded up around i believe $580 give or take. -used $20 console -$50 worth of pizza boxes -$70 labo variety kits x2 -$444 delivery clearly worth it over $70 for cardboard

[@Fluffinyan]

jerma’s dedication to the bit is so good, he never admitted he bought the game new, he improv’d that whole amazon drone skit

[@curtisehoffman]

I'm so glad Grandpa was able to visit the stream.

[@S0REN_]

NUTS WALNUTS GREENS HEAVY LIQUIDS

[@ofgreyhairwaifu4089]

Is this the streamer who finished NINTENDO LABO ON STREAM?

[@zhubwat]

I THINK IT IS

[@CitizenLenny]

This guy is _FUCKED_

[@AGrayPhantom]

I was waiting the entire time for him to spill his drink all over his cardboard.

[@raspymorten]

Insane short man consumes moths and drinks cooking wine on stream

[@flutterfawn]

I'm begging you, please turn on automatic captions at 28:59 while jerma sings mario

[@edn2674]

You've discovered treasure

[@jsc0625]

Dip doughnut

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

Local man consumes four pizzas to mock starving children

[@SuperCatfire]

papa bear is very very tight

[@crisrose9707]

7:26 AMAZON DRONE BABY! *disappears*

[@Paradox_Edge]

9:22 ha-haaa! Joke's on you! I am eating pizza right as you are speaking these words! Nobody can tell me what to dooo! Not even myself!

[@scarecrow3642]

AT EXACTLY 16:56 I GOT AN AD I THOUGHT JERMA COULD CONTROL MY COMPUTER FOR A SECOND

[@imlxh7126]

Making overpriced video game controllers yourself out of pizza boxes is punk AF

[@dogf421]

jerma DOESNT tip and THREATENS a robot with DEATH but also says something BASED about SOCIETY

[@WillYumLIVE]

Holy FUCK he literally predicted the Save the Kids Coin scandal. INSANE streamer PROPHET knows about GLOBAL TRAGEDIES and tells NOBODY.

[@Profile__1]

POV: Your single, Boston, impoverish father attempts to keep you happy and entertained by ordering pizza and using the greasy cardboard to re-create Nintendo Labo schematics after you cried that all the kids at school had money to buy the Switch. Sidenote: your father wastes rent, food money, and other expenses on maintaining his man cave computer

[@allyski5914]

The pizza box bit felt like I was watching THAT uncle pretend to buy me a LABO

[@draguladriver]

16:16 the "then i found out it wasn't real. ...till today! (stands up)" had me rolling omfg

[@Retrohhhh]

This video makes me want to take a shower

[@rtp6343]

“Papa Bear is very, very tight”

[@notisaac6297]

What in the fuck was he talking about when he brought up that "papa bear" shit

[@dannyboi5887]

30:20 I love how his fucked up hair here even makes him look like a serial killer.

[@Synecdoche09]

25:58 "my hair looks like a mustache" oh dear god do we have something coming up for that

[@Lesopal]

jerman definitely ate glue half way in the video

[@austinsavage5962]

I love the fact he didnt pre eat the pizza

[@Snowspring09]

What's ominous is the clock ticking in the background (and now you hear it too.)

[@emcal3578]

Snowspring9 his heartbeat

[@walterwhite7563]

In my discoveries, when you get late into a Jerma stream you begin to see cracks of his true form showing. Jerma is not human.

[@rotisseueryu]

I remember listening to this stream in the background while playing Salt and Sanctuary and suddenly coming to the epiphany that it was 3 A.M.

[@jcol-xg9kj]

thought the title was "DIY Lambo"

[@webfootcosmifan5606]

Save yourself 200,000$ the easy way.

[@rotothedragonlord7198]

he spends all night assembling a lamborghini using only pizza and cardboard.

[@Everettalla]

“Only eat walnuts, greens, and… heavy liquids!” He is from another planet. **plays psycho killer and hip to be square on top of each other at 2x speed**

[@johnwickham]

Nuts walnuts greens and heavy liquids, got it

[@MrCrazy550]

24:30 that bottom left screen is the same one sent by the Joker in The Dark Knight

[@KoolKatVibes]

12:04 i'm fine

[@chugg159]

7:58 The glass is my life.

[@Odikk]

i'll take his advice, i will eat heavy liquids

[@daesal4103]

A never thought I would see a thirty-two-year-old man wear a shopping bag as a diaper.

[@patzy1800]

30:24 A Gun With One Bullet -John Ward

[@dxz8438]

happy 2 year anniversary of this video

[@DREADN0UGHTT]

Streamer puts his greasy little pizza hands on recyclables on stream

[@funnyadventures-tbd]

This man's confidence could raise the dead