Mr Superbowl Murders His Way to The Big Leagues

[@Spartanhero613]

Lungs: ruptured Eyes: missing Entire spine: exploded RETIRED

[@digdug1489]

Nuts: busted

[@makodeanderen4174]

Hotel: trivago

[@Cyridi31]

JoJo part 3 in a nutshell

[@raspymorten]

BEGIN JUDGEMENT

[@jemmykanga2311]

@@Cyridi31 don't dunk on the milf hunter like that dude

[@solophentii3468]

“I don’t even like the casino, the casino sucks.” -Guy who once played a gambling simulator for twelve hours straight.

[@suspicioususer]

-Man who moved cross country to Las Vegas

[@robinsomers1577]

Wait, what episode was that? Can I get a link?

[@typhoon5150]

Robin Somers i believe he’s referring to the fallout new vegas live streams

[@typhoon5150]

Robin Somers if you havent seem them they’re funny af

[@robinsomers1577]

Fuck, I thought he played some ACTUAL gambling game

[@exusplosion328]

You’re laughing. Mr. Superbowl just had his career ruined and you’re laughing.

[@goog-p7p]

You're awful Madden.

[@ccda3324]

How about another game, Madden?

[@Tinlion09]

INTERNAL DECAPITATION OUT FOR SEASON

[@wrongtime9097]

@@ccda3324 What do you get when you cross a juiced-up superstar WITH A DIVISION THAT ABANDONS HIM AND THROWS HIM IN JAIL!?

[@HALFTIED-]

WrongTime I’ll tell you what you get! YOU GET YOUR FUCKING SPLEEN RUPTURED!!

[@Damoney125]

21:41 Never in my life would I have imagined I'd see sperm being rendered in a football video game...

[@Lumi_Snow]

And on the ps3 of all things

[@lintlickerize]

*spunkball*

[@lordomega9959]

Worst thing I’ve ever seen

[@Kriosaivak]

I swear to God, the announcer just sounds like a Jerma character.

[@ohsochrispstreams]

I think it's a comedian named Frank Caliendo.

[@astrobstrd]

It's Frank Caliendo, a comedian who was really popular for a while in the mid-00's for his nearly spot-on impersonation of John Madden. So it's like... barely two degrees removed from actually being a Jerma character lmao

[@Centurion275]

@@astrobstrd He was popular enough to even get his own tv show for a little bit

[@astrobstrd]

@@Centurion275 I somehow completely forgot about that up until reading this comment but I actually watched the entirety of it LMAO, I was like 12 when it came out

[@iconwilly9498]

plop oo P p9 OP pp9ppp9p09 OP P o9 L

[@landodamando8557]

Jerma discovering how to open the Playstation 3 Slim has to be one of his top Eureka moments.

[@lunarluxe9832]

"discovering"

[@deadeyes2803]

@Joekey Media74 sal is right

[@chumchug1092]

JermaIQ

[@lintlickerize]

*"slide it"* - Issac Newton

[@mrwheatthins2413]

he didn't even do it properly, there's a button the the front that opens it.

[@goog-p7p]

It took me forever to realize that the Mortal Kombat-esque x-rays were not edited in and actually a part of the game. Jesus christ we need a sequel to this.

[@chief6926]

Another one probably won't happen because Midway is Netherrealm now and they pretty much only make fighting games now

[@calebangell77]

@@chief6926 this sounds right up their alleyway though, it's at least as close to a fighting game a sports game can get.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@chief6926 Lmao Midway isn't Netherrealm, Midway is just flat out dead and Netherrealm is what the MK guys did to keep their jobs.

[@Jester8492]

This was a sequel tho...

[@RussianBear42069]

@@chief6926 this is a fighting game?

[@InebriatedImbecile]

the sound of jerma's button mashing is the sound of someone with the intent to kill

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Well expected from a serial killer

[@Nilon241]

PSYCHOTIC streamer.

[@Grgrqr]

985 likes let’s gooooo!!!

[@calypso819]

I am genuinely horrified to the extent of just how much that guy actually looks like Jerma. The second I saw that face on the loading screen it felt like I was gonna cry. His facial structure perfectly mimics Jerma's to the point where it is blatantly shocking.

[@HSamTheMan]

Wolfmother!

[@Grgrqr]

Oh

[@jaywiay]

That moment was just giving an unbelievable amount of funny energy it almost killed me

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

You don’t know what blatant means

[@Grgrqr]

@@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 Totally or offensively conspicuous or obtrusive. Unpleasantly loud and noisy: synonym: vociferous. Bellowing, as a calf; bawling; brawling; clamoring; disagreeably clamorous; sounding loudly and harshly. *Obvious, on show* conspicuously and offensively loud; given to vehement outcry *without any attempt at concealment; completely obvious*

[@exzyyd392]

"I know nothing about football" *murders multiple players while in the tutorial* FINALLY A SPORTS VIDEO I CAN ENJOY

[@Heavysweating]

This game makes me want to never go outside of my house again.

[@darksoulsismycity]

Me too, i never realized that busting a nut not only makes you internally bleed but also internally eyeculate.

[@lovepepsi7477]

Dark Souls is my city well not really, its the prostate that pumps sperm, not the testicles. besides, neither are gonna erupt in cum if ruptured

[@insanneous]

@@lovepepsi7477 tell that to the devs of this game that made a fucking cumshot sequence in a football game

[@noxebop]

you think you're safe? you've ruptured your kidney just from watching this.

[@Aliens2Exist]

Mortal Kombat X is more realistic than this game and the sounds and sights of this game make me recoil and scream in agony

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

JESUS CHRIST THAT NUT EXPLOSION IS WORSE THAN ANY FATALITY, EVEN THE SKETCHES SITTING IN ED BOON'S DESK!

[@shooby9496]

*Shows graphic of someone's neck exploding like there was a small grenade lodged between their vertebrae* "Broken neck - Out for season"

[@naranciagaming]

They'll be fine after some bedrest

[@bobsbrain397]

Lawful good: Success! Try the next one! Chaotic evil: Oho, you missed that one, try another!

[@campfortson4387]

Disciplined emotional: I dont fuckin know

[@cheetoschrist5685]

True evil: a ball of yarn with a BLOODY KNIFE

[@rodbot]

French neutral: Ah, ze Eiffel tower

[@milzyywilzyy9922]

The Joker: hehe im da joker baybee

[@wrongtime9097]

entitled cow: moo~

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

This Mr. Superbowl guy looks a lot like Jeremy “985” Harrington

[@secretgarbage6581]

You mean Jeremy 9'5 Harrington

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@@secretgarbage6581 You mean Jeremy 5'9" Elbertson

[@snaek2594]

You mean Jeremy Smith

[@EddieBurke]

Snaek exactly these people aren’t up to date.

[@cheetoschrist5685]

You mean Jeremy "2nd" Elbertson?

[@redundant6972]

Jerma's team colours looks like it's from a shitty fast food chain's interior decor in the late 90's

[@cgibabyhand]

just say taco bell and go

[@wotwott2319]

it's actually the old color scheme of taco bell lmao.

[@crussteasock4047]

I was thinking roccos shirt

[@GenericProtagonist118]

He's the same color as Sully from Monsters Inc.

[@doughboywhine]

tayko bell

[@colpekker]

Jerma succeeds in finding his long lost brother in a football game

[@fearanger1]

This game is like the Spec Ops: The Line of Superbowl. Look at him. His shoulder burst. You blew out his nuts. How could you?

[@deejorno]

Gentlemen, welcome to the Superbowl.

[@petrwarthursty2011]

Do you feel like a superbowl yet?

[@BigBrezzy]

If Franchise was still alive, he would likely suffer from CTE. So really, he's the lucky one.

[@PretzelsandNutz]

Player in game: *sustains horrible injury* Jerma: *WHEEZE*

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

69th like

[@vapingfury4460]

this is true and true

[@BierBart12]

I was surprised that this isn't true for the first half of the vid. I thought the fatalities were edited in because Jerma showed NO REACTION AT ALL

[@purplefear1339]

Jerma caused it. All of it.

[@glossyplane542]

The title is about OJ simpson

[@newtclovers]

Actually it's about Myles Garrett

[@Itgetsbetterofficial]

based and murderedwife-pilled

[@starcrossedother]

"Hey Twitter world!"

[@J_Caban]

Sharky_ Myles garret didn’t kill anybody chill

[@harpagan3281]

@@dcb420 gabagool over hereeee

[@Zorro9129]

I love how the announcers sound completely hammered in this game.

[@N._99]

My favorite kind of announcer tbh

[@swineflu6523]

old school announcers, baseball announcers especially, were known for getting absolutely hammered in the booth, and I'm sure most still do to this day

[@lakthederg]

I refuse to believe everyone who designed this game was not hammered 24/7 during development.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Those goreshots are one of those things that you can tell will mess you up in the long run mentally by watching. Like, you watch it and you’re like “oh geez, that is messed up” but then a while after you realize it’s been imprinted onto your subconscious and 3 months later you’re like “oh geez, that was REALLY messed up.”

[@Zorro9129]

It's nothing compared to irl gore, though.

[@ItsDSP]

I’ve seen some fucked up shit. This game is basically nothing to me and I find that sad.

[@theboy5438]

@@ItsDSP forgot you were hard

[@marcar9marcar972]

Honestly it’s not that bad. It’s just fake over the top stuff in a video game

[@RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK]

Honestly yeah. The first time I watched this video I thought it was fucked up. And now I’m rewatching it a year later and I forgot how fucked up it was until now.

[@jzxxe]

"up to the old endzone in the sky with Robey" kills me every time

[@Jcrobo5]

*Player gets tackled, snaps neck* Player: I am in pain. I broke everything in my body. Ref + Medical: *shoves broken neck into place* Player: *back after 2 plays*

[@ChloetteSK]

I gotta be honest this game makes me uncomfortable. MK fatalities don't bother me but there's just something especially unsettling about sports injuries.

[@Guymanbot97]

It was the balls exploding, wasn't it?

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say it was the balls exploding

[@Antiformed]

The literal devs at Netherrealm who had to look at footage of gore and viscera for fatalities and x-rays, developed actual PTSD from it. one guy said he couldn't even look at his own dog normally anymore, because he would look at it and just imagine it as a pile of organs and muscles without wanting to

[@astrobstrd]

I'm totally the same way. MK's violence is so cartoonish and removed from reality that it's hard to take it seriously most of the time, Blitz: The League's is still grounded in (relative) reality and shows it in gory (sorry) detail. Also there's just the simple fact of fucking CHRIST a foot shouldn't release that much blood when you fracture it

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

@@Antiformed I'll need a source on that one chief.

[@allyski5914]

i love 10:35 cause he was so fueled by bloodlust at this point he didn’t even let his defender infront of him do his job and it led to him having a broken neck

[@demomainlol2630]

"Remember, No superbowl"

[@nixielad]

"Remember, no rushin'."

[@noahboat580]

I laughed uncontrollably when i saw "now superbowl." Imagine if football was this brutal irl

[@Swordsoulreaver]

@@noahboat580 It kinda is. Just, not AS brutal is this game. A lot of players are seriously injured, and there have been fatal injuries in football before.

[@javiernegron2633]

@@noahboat580 it is, opiate addiction is huge in the NFL from the amount of injuries guys play through. i mean do you really think getting hit by a 200+ lb tank of a man running at 20+ mph isn't going to cause injury?

[@rulingdiesout]

Things Jerma knows about football: - The Patriots GOOD - Tom Brady COOL - Tom Brady WIN - RINGS - First down means that they get to play it again! Right? You get to- It's like getting- It's like re-spins

[@18754KRS]

football

[@Afuro-Ougi2]

Americ anfootball

[@popspy7665]

Gridiron

[@BigBrezzy]

Of course, he's a Bostonian (derogatory).

[@gamertim4189]

@@BigBrezzy actually he's a bostonian (affectionate)

[@ChuuniVT]

18:31 that is the scariest laugh I have ever heard Jerma make

[@2rad4rio]

While he didn't know how to get the disc in at least he remember to have clothes on when he turned on the web cam!

[@NewHorizons19]

17:07 little known fact that if you set it real good, a shattered tibia will heal in about 25 seconds

[@Hazparin]

What is this? What are you doing? Is this a reference to something?

[@scrungoscrungus2762]

its a shame jerma inherited all of the injuries his players inflicted and received over the course of this stream :(

[@Zoochiini]

Jeremy “No Nuts” Elbertsom

[@sentienttaco9134]

Immediately, all at once, at the same exact second as soon as he started ending the stream. He viciously exploded from the instant force and the stream was left up for 72 hours in his honor.

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@sentienttaco9134 Blitz: The Horror II

[@tracy_chapman6900]

jerma sounds louder then my morning bran flakes! he just beat the game, kinda like my morning bran flakes, but in reverse

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

Every second the QB holds the ball is just wasting time. I mean those guys got to hut-hut, drop, bang, and get outta there! I-I mean like that's the same thing you say about a hooker, isn't it?

[@DrDogss]

are we going to ignore the team named cleveland steamers

[@Zorro9129]

I know that term from Cr1tikal.

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

@@Zorro9129 ok

[@jackryan2612]

I don't get it

[@Kropolis]

@@Zorro9129 critical is the least funny popular streamer i can think of

[@Zorro9129]

@@Kropolis Yeah I don't like him anymore, but he does weird stuff like go on NSFW Minecraft servers. He's a degenerate but not in as fun a way as Sseth or EZ PZ.

[@latch_official]

18:25 W A T E R M E L O N

[@oked99]

I love how you can just feel his soul leave his body whenever a character looks like him and he knows he has to acknowledge it

[@ChilierAnt3]

No one has any idea how strange it was to hear jerma cheer for a character that shares my name only for him to die moments later. Rip Roby

[@urbroz]

Your next

[@universal_hyssoap]

your name is mr. superbowl?

[@toddfloured]

CBT FOOT TO BALLS ACTION

[@yurnero8720]

did this game do the mortal combat x-ray moves before they were a thing?

[@tomthestone1470]

nicholas miller That would be a *_YES_*

[@Dom9606]

This was made by the Mortal Kombat guys so that's why lol

[@yurnero8720]

@@Dom9606 that's incredible

[@Necron1999]

I find these way more upsetting though, lol.

[@lokemannen101]

@@Necron1999 because of the difference in setting.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

21:37 I just realized what organ that was, and that wasn't water that splashed the screen.

[@RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK]

It is water, it’s pee, because it’s stored in the balls

[@TheKiloMight]

o _ o

[@sigmabean2463]

9:31 jerma sees a 5’3 person

[@RockLegend2A]

Jerma's reaction to finally finding someone shorter than him: 18:30

[@kakokapolei123]

11:53 something about imagining Jerma excitedly jumping up and down his chair like a maniac fills me with joy

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

This has to be the only sports game with fucking killcams, incredible it’s like true crime and mortal combat had a child in a sports bar

[@TP-rs5zl]

"Watch this" *Gets own skull busted open*

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

As much as I don't like the gore, this has way more charm than the yearly Madden game.

[@cacomeat7385]

I remember hearing that this was literally a fuck you to EA getting a monopoly on the NFL license

[@gravenightghoul]

honestly one of the best streams he ever did. he needs to do more arcade sports games in the future. would love to see maybe an ssx 3, NBA Street, or NFL Street stream.

[@Antiformed]

MLB Slugfest on PS2

[@warbossgegguz679]

Def Jam games plz!

[@jackiechan9689]

Idk why but this stream really is one of his best. Like, he was too funny in it. Same thing for monkey ball for me, he sometimes is just killing it

[@lordsmorgasbord2646]

I think the reason why MK fatalities are easier to look at is because they're intentionally made to be outlandish and unrealistic. no one could pull out your blood, freeze it in mid air, and stab you with it. meanwhile the injuries in this game are frighteningly realistic

[@totaldestruction152]

It really does make a world of difference. When Johnny Cage gets his leg broken he just gets up like nothing happened. But the players here have to slowly limp off of the field. It's legitimately disturbing.

[@legxcii4778]

This is the most MTV game I ever seen

[@warbossgegguz679]

Speaking as a nerd for arcade history and as someone who spent a ton of time playing arcade games in the 2000s, that was Midway's trademark style since the early 90s. Once the dudes in Midway Chicago(Ed Boon, John Tobias, Eugine Jarvis, etc.) rose up, they were alongside Rockstar, id, and 3D Realms as the bloody, edgy, over-the-top arcade game company your parents and authority figures hated, and tweens and teens subsequently loved as a result. Smash TV, Narc, Total Carnage, MK, NBA Jam, NFL Blitz, WWF the arcade game, Rampage, Carnevil, Ready 2 Rumble, Gauntlet Legends/Dark Legacy, Area 51 (both the arcade one and the console FPS featuring MARILYN MANSON)... all violent, bright, and/or crazy arcade games, and many of them sparking controversy as a result. It's still a shame to me that they went under. Warner and EA don't have the balls to live up to their rep outside of MK.

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

The Las Vegas Superbowlers is possibly my favorite Jerma moment. It's so stupid and perfect

[@Driver-qt9jh]

this almost seems like a parody game joking about how brutal the sport is lmao

[@Saveems]

I mean... it is

[@jeffb7910]

The “up to the old end zone with Robbie” comment murdered me

[@PAPA_CEO_PUMA]

No joke after looking at the thumbnail it actually took me a second to realize that was a fake lower half

[@StarrySandWitch]

This was my first ever Jerma stream and I cannot express how glad I am that I started watching him.

[@Exigentable]

Welcome, friend.

[@DrDogss]

this man is so good at superbowl he uses his shortness to run under their legs

[@badboje6040]

*compactness

[@Zorro9129]

He's like the protagonist of Gus in his stubbornness.

[@Flackhero]

I remember playing this game in middle school just before my first season of football and after about 2 weeks of playing I told my dad I didn't want to play football anymore. He had to explain to me people don't get hurt like they do in the game. It's still one of my favorite games but it kills me how I almost dropped out of a sport because I didn't want my bones to explode.

[@Yung_Bnoxxx]

One time when I was in hockey I didn't want to play anymore because in one of the NHL games you could drop the gloves and fight and I thought everyone would try fighting me

[@lunardogs2416]

lemme tell you, watching this video without knowing anything about this game and then seeing a guys fucking guts explode out of nowhere sure is a fucking experience

[@isaacgutierrez139]

* scoffs * "By the way, guy in the back fell down on his own." He has a fractured foot, you monster ;-;

[@callawayHXtour]

10:22 okay now THAT is a fucking stylish edit there Mack, great work

[@rampageblizzard]

This game is hilarious. It’s like a bunch of hockey players started playing football.

[@captaincanada3541]

21:39 look at the coom fly as those balls explode

[@N._99]

...I hate you for that and I hate myself for laughing

[@JoeySvitek]

You know it’s going to be good when it starts with Jerma failing to open a PS3 disc drive.

[@HerethiccL]

7:30 “ᵍᵉʰ”

[@lydeart]

You made me laugh, have a like

[@Samarai-hf9si]

I'm assuming it's probably similar to how they are in real football, but I love how calm and nonchalant the first aid dudes are. [guy breaks neck] "You got the smelling salts?" "Yeah, hold on." "Eh, let's just bring the cart out." "Yeah, great idea."

[@artistxwade]

"The old end zone in the sky with Robbie"

[@big9502]

The J in OJ Simpson stands for Jerma985

[@jordan8199]

Little did we know there would be an actual team called "Football Team" and they beat the eagles lol

[@Sigh95]

Having Frank Caliendo spout utter nonsense as John Madden is perfect

[@joshualynch7813]

"i know absolutely nothing about football" *learns football jargon very quickly*

[@ApocalypseMoose]

21:39 I would kill a baby if it meant I could unsee that.

[@stinkoman2x6]

* see's thumbnail * You know, I'm something of a streamer myself.

[@dragonlogos1]

Can we talk about how the warden hands him a helmet and then cuts to them playing with no helmet?

[@totaldestruction152]

Just in case the player forgot this was a football game I guess.

[@TheVorran]

"I don't even like the casino" biggest lie he's ever told

[@ESFAndy011]

2:33 Me sleeping on my arm again

[@Blue-jy4rf]

*internally murders someone* "YEAH WHAT'S GOOD WAZHAAAAAAAA!"

[@tastymacbro8291]

10:22 nice transition

[@wvnderbread]

If jerma started consistently playing this I’d be invested

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Prison football is just an early death sentence as soon as the las vegas superbowlers show up.

[@M-1996A1]

I got invested in and cared about a game of football for the first time in my life just now, and I played a season of it in middle school.

[@rasengdori13]

We seriously need more sports games like this.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Parodical, over the top story with sarcastic game mechanics? Yes. Hyper-realistic gore shots of someone’s spine exploding? Not so much.

[@jefferyharambe5067]

Cheese Wizard I would love to see a wrestling game with both those functions

[@Zorro9129]

Check out Bloodbowl.

[@exzyyd392]

@@cheesewizard3965 Every game needs hyper-realistic shots of someone's spine exploding There is no game that I wouldn't love to see that in

[@N._99]

@@exzyyd392 HyPeR-rEaLiStIc ShOtS oF bAlLs ExPlOdInG

[@nerdwarp112]

I wasn't expecting this sports game to be so brutal. They should add this stuff to more games, it makes the games more intense lol

[@matthewlong7547]

They should have these in real football games. Whenever there's an injury, they give a medical presentation on how badly that hurt.

[@yommish]

18:31 a child’s laugh is the most beautiful sound

[@Kutan]

21:38 We all know what you came for.

[@TheCrazyMirror]

b a l l b u s t i n g

[@zgamer45]

GET IT?

[@gibustheinfamous]

balls

[@cactus_juice3217]

*COCK AND BALL TORTURE; CBT*

[@cjmadethisaccount]

B A L L S T R E T C H E R

[@bobsbrain397]

14:38 Wait, the Steamers is the team's name? And they're from Cleaveland... Oh... *Oh no*

[@themaxterz0169]

I don't get it

[@bobsbrain397]

@@themaxterz0169 Trust me, it's better that way

[@Charredasperity]

This was what happened when Midway lost the NFL license

[@ALEXGAYMAR2312]

A player in game gets fucking paralyzed Jerma: YEEEES

[@thegoblinking.]

The absurdity of being able to just break necks in a foot ball game is pretty amazing.

[@Syujiji]

this is the best football game out there as i can see people "turning their brains off" and BALL BUSTING

[@wealthybone2990]

Literally any person jerma finds it always is somehow similar looking to him

[@radp3612]

23:20 ah yes the true horror of life

[@markhirsch6301]

Ah yes, the only sports game series I like. Only because you can absolutely destroy everyone

[@simonkawasaki4229]

This channel makes my *back shatter* with *excitement*

[@grimboishungry9218]

Jerma instantly recognizing the agent looking at myself made me nearly shit my pants

[@morgdegidian7313]

As a Blood Bowl fan, I'm surprised I never heard of this.

[@Exigentable]

Just play NFL street, this game sucks

[@d0ngus]

@@Exigentable the fuck kinda drugs are you on? the leauge was fucking awesome back in the day.

[@familyplayer1]

God I love Jerma but this video admittedly is hard to watch at times cause I forget how squemish some of those "x-rays" are. Still hillarious as always though so it works out.

[@manboy4720]

now in the news: las vegas superbowlers murder 30 people on the field, says that 'they like to play rough, losers'. jeremy, the head manager of the las vegas superbowlers, says that 'you need to explode a couple of spleens to make an omlette'. he will be interviewed further this week about the deaths of multiple other teams.

[@inwan5611]

uploaded the minute the superbowl started. Gotta love the channel

[@ed9358]

i think the best thing about this is that while the gory injuries are incredibly graphic and detailed, the cheerleaders are so stiff it looks like their entire body is an implant

[@OllyTheFoxcoon]

i feel actually sick after watching this

[@HALFTIED-]

how big is ollies tail?

[@OllyTheFoxcoon]

@@HALFTIED- as big as you want baby

[@Jerrarum]

Was it the exploding balls?

[@OllyTheFoxcoon]

@@Jerrarum yeah lmao

[@B0lletalpha]

*Life is pain! I ha-*

[@Isosyth]

"These guys are made out of peanut brittle" -B-Boy Brokeback, 2019