3/3 Jon Stewart on Millionaire (celeb ed.)

[@Fidel_Cashflow]

"Yeah, but they'd forget about it." Gold.

[@HotFries9377]

Yeah and when he knew that Jon didn't get his hint he practically told him to walk. Class act.

[@TheTotembot]

5:30 is why I respect Jon Stewart as a comedian.

[@joana020]

He is smart man!! Until this question he knew everything!! And he also did great show. I love this guy! Hi is the best comedian ever!!!

[@sirhumphrey01]

Regis is a good man, totally helped Jon there. He knew that Jon was leaning Virginia Wade, especially after the lifeline, and prevented him from losing all that money.

[@theotherhands]

always been my favourite Muppet!

[@music3chick]

yay, THANK YOU! I have wanted to see this for a while now

[@Rein5]

been looking for this for a long time... thanks!

[@giggyjuju]

I agree with you. Both are amazing in their own ways. I love them together.

[@MrsBrando]

There need to be more guys like Jon Stewart!!!

[@mykylc]

00:13 Alec is ready for cameras at any given moment.

[@TeehSir]

"ye but they'd forget about it" ahahaha it took me like 3-4 sec before I got the joke but lol once I did I laughed so hard ! Jon is da man !!

[@91jgphonecall]

regis tried to help jon out there when he talled about bobby riggs and bille jean king "thing... happening many years ago".

[@MrsBrando]

OMG, he is too good: ) that was brilliant!

[@joshlgrant]

"Yea but they forget about it" LOL hahaha priceless john stewart!!

[@TypeRamza]

jon stewart is awesome and colbert is kick ass!

[@evanmerwin7979]

Colberts a fucking idiot, stewarts great

[@AniLutu]

I just about died when I heard that. Sad, but true.

[@CreativoErratico]

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME! that answer was straight from heart XD

[@jonafreeman]

man this was hard for me to watch. I grew up playing tennis so I knew the answer he walked away from like the back of my hand. he's so smart too.

[@simba55]

"They will forget about it next day"....

[@napo2004]

the alzeihmer joke is exceptionally simple and beautiful :)

[@FromBrazilWithLove]

When Kermit does the Mafioso accent he sounds like Raphael from the original Teenage Mutant Turtle movies.

[@arodoet126]

smartest comedian.

[@ShimmyMD]

Regis did a noble thing by telling Jon the answer, albeit indirectly.

[@arodoet126]

Yea I totally agree with that. Well I can't truly say I would call them philosphers like the two people you mentioned. Yet I would call Carlin more similar to Kierkegard, and Nitzshe rather then Stewart. I don't find them even in the same category.

[@starwarssith]

that was funny as hell

[@tragic1Kingdom]

"Yeah, but they'd forget about it the next day." hahaha.

[@1cebergslim]

yeah thats true i was thinking that aswell

[@KingLeonLionheart]

3:10 - LOL

[@spindash2023]

7:10 it sounds like Regis says, "... a charity that nobody cares deeply about"

[@RealTime88]

LOL!!! I know!!! I thought to myself the same thing when he said that. Jon Stewart is a very smart guy and he won a lot of money for a good charity. Do you think it's possible we'll find a cure of Alzheimers's in our lifetime?

[@Sashinator0]

i'm pretty sure that's right.

[@SephTunes]

Good guy Greg.

[@worldsavy]

I hope so....

[@narutolover]

what did it say at 1:09? "Kermit wanted to be a contestant producers thought"?

[@Rattenhoofd]

it would be "problematic".

[@souviendra]

1:00 "He looks like a hit frog."

[@arodoet126]

yes I agree. Goodnight!! :) But to reply to your other comment. They both have written essays which I guess could be considered literature but not like authors of novels. HAHA!! That probably didn't mean anything!!! :)

[@Sashinator0]

November, 2000

[@arodoet126]

True... But I much prefer Jon Stewart to him. I was just saying that Jon Stewart is a smart comedian. But yea I agree George Carlin is also under that category, but I couldn't really compare them since I don't know too much about George Carlin.

[@Kris-fq9bi]

He would have chosen the wrong answer if he had guessed, good thing he walked!

[@Kimbahley]

haha Jon only has about three shirts, all of them gray. It's not his fault he wore the same thing.

[@BigSticken]

I think this is it: Producers thought it would be "problematic"

[@murdog1785]

Gah wish I had that last question. Could have answered it.

[@seang9533]

Where is john stewart's ask the audience lifeline?

[@Rattenhoofd]

He spent it on the question about which Irish city a certain novel takes place.

[@blackholeofmusic7995]

WHY COULDNT KERMIT PLAY?

[@crazytuner111]

i didnt get the "forget about it joke"

[@Carminooch07]

wtf... thats the Pop Up Video bubble...

[@therrydicule]

Booth have write book, common in essays is in literature.

[@marcaslam3323]

He did so much better than Bill Maher

[@seang9533]

3:24 4:35

[@mykylc]

@mashinebenz He's the man.

[@arodoet126]

Yea that's true. Jon Stewart never says anything rude. Yea I remember. The amazing 7. Yea that's true. HAHA!! :)

[@ShonaLavellan]

Haha, I know! All I did was comment on an unfair exchange rate, but I suppose people are taking it as anti-american without actually reading it. Just imagine playing zimbabwe millionaire. You'd win about 20p!

[@MetalJunkie94]

i watched the older worse quality b/c of the little facts :D

[@mykylc]

@mashinebenz hahahahaha!!!! He's like a statue.

[@SerPodrick]

i don't know. the way regis looked at the camera when saying a loss donates $32 000, and how Dj didn't know the answer in the age of the internet, makes me think it was staged to lose

[@Sashinator0]

This originally aired in 2000, the internet wasn't what it is today.

[@Sashinator0]

well, you're off by one question. It's actually risking 93,000 to win 125,000. Mathematically a correct gamble if you're more than 43% sure of the answer.

[@whaddup5417]

This is not quite correct as it assumes that you get to keep playing after.

[@Bexxx19]

im going to marry jon stewart

[@superman11978]

Yeah, I knew it too. The whole Battle of the Sexes thing was bogus anyway. Bobby Riggs was old as hell and long retired and Billie Jean King was in her prime. Plus she's a bit mannish anyway.

[@lostangel912]

LOL fired his writer the next day. jksjks

[@arodoet126]

George Carlin??? What comment are you replying to??

[@jjointer]

@MorsmordreMaiden probably because of his drinking

[@CrackaJakRAP]

LOL THEYD FORGET ABOUT IT NEXT DAY

[@sullgass]

That bastard DJ tried to screw Jon over!

[@ckannan90]

yeah, do people even read/listen before making up their minds? and haha yeah, playing "Who wants a day's supply of toilet paper?" would be more worth your time than playing millionaire in Zimbabwe

[@SanctionNormac]

HAHAHA - BUT THEY'D FORGET ABOUT IT hahaha!!! = D

[@guitarjam2178]

Theres not a single place/show/enviroment of which kermit can't look natural in.... that being said: "Kermit 2016"

[@Deflectioneer]

George Carlin.

[@OfficialJab]

ZING!!!!!

[@ckannan90]

No idea why this comment is being rated down!

[@jimr4354]

Young Jonny boy thought he was a bit of a hot shot but in the end made the right decision. Regis made the right statement without giving the answer away. He knew it but didn’t let up on it. Good form. Jon got carried away with the ego but so do many Americans. Poor taste in the memory comedy especially when your grandmother dies from it. It’s a hideous disease when you lose someone from it. It’s not a laughing matter. Bit immature from Jonny but he was young here and he did think he was God’s gift. Lose 1 of your parents to Alzeihmers would wipe the smile off your face when they cant recognise you. I hope none of you who think this was funny goes through it.

[@Rattenhoofd]

You sound like you have Alzheimer's.

[@therrydicule]

I don't see Carlins as rude like...Irreverent. To said this more clearly, with a reference to literature: I think Carlin look a bit like Nitzsche: No Taboo, said it clearly but shock... Well, Stewart look more like... Kierkegaard, may be? O.k, I might have to stop to read this kind of text... But I try to study this guy like if they was a new type of philosopher, only difference: They are funny.

[@HoangAnhNguyen711]

Sto-vuh? no I don't think so.

[@chronicprocrastina]

Fuck me sideways those little popups are annoying.

[@Haagaustin]

DJ fucked up

[@MrFreeLibertarian]

Oh well back to writing jokes for children!

[@GeminiAzules]

jon was getting on his nerves so he through him a tough one to get rid of him lol

[@Iamyourboo2]

The little fuzzy bar is annoying as hell. Fix it before you make another video.

[@therrydicule]

George Carlin is a smart comedian... Not the same kind of comedian...

[@ShonaLavellan]

This is kind of a rip off in America, huh? The questions are just as hard but you get much less for your million.

[@bobby123greenhalgh]

Yeah but the Alzheimers can only stay mad for so long ;-)