(3) Creepy PAINTBALLING Horror Stories

[@UNIT522]

*Go to buyraycon.com/522 to get up to 15% off sitewide! Brought to you by Raycon.

[@Silentsvii]

While that 2nd story is genuinely terrifying it's just so damn funny lmao. No matter how batshit crazy you are, a nut shot still hurts like hell ESPECIALLY from a paintball

[@devinpaul9026]

Plays paintball at night AND smokes pot. We got a certified badass here, folks.

[@lissanne9769]

I always look forward to your scary stories. Thanks, Unit 522.

[@evad1999]

That second story is hilarious. My dad worked for the Dept. of Transportation and once told me there was a naked guy wearing a ski mask running around one of the stockpiles.

[@anonymouschild5575]

I never watch promos but that shit just had me rolling💀

[@dalilamott2084]

Whoa. Actual court footage was jarring. Thank you for this episode.

[@ramsesii5168]

Good morning, Unit, and to everyone else !

[@lissanne9769]

Hello too, you too. I hope you're having a good day.

[@aceman67.]

Good evening to you from Sweden!

[@artsycake5616]

Morning or Evening!

[@vanessaguinane4379]

Good morning to you too~from Adelaide, South Australia 🤗🇦🇺🦘🐨

[@CollinDC51]

Good morning

[@Monkey-D-Luffy875]

The 2nd story was quite funny. I know what Erik Cartman would’ve said to that

[@Elke-j8m]

I love when you do your intro like that! Raycon products are really great, with awesome colours to choose from. Congratulations on your Sponsor UNIT! And thank you for the video :)

[@francagiammarino3098]

I know right?!! You think that good looking guy is our beloved Uncle??

[@Elke-j8m]

@francagiammarino3098 Yes, it is UNIT! 💯% 👍😊

[@ObsidianBlaze]

Hey Uncle Unit! Horror stories? I am in tears! I can't stop laughing. It has to be your delivery...S. African Jason Voorhees and shot the naked dude in the d*ck. I am WEAK! 🤣🤣🤣💯 Love it when I catch your videos...😅

[@kurootetsurou2545]

I imagined the dude who got shot in the groin do a Tom and Jerry yell

[@ericawilliams4203]

I've been SUPER SICK in bed all week, so, listening to some Uncle Unit really cheered me up! ❤

[@KShip148]

I first heard about Raycons from your channel, Uncle Unit. Ordered some for myself after the holidays and I really love them. Thanks for the recommendation!

[@BandoKendo]

How tf you not at 1 million subscribers today you been dropping videos 8 years Blackballed fr!

[@UNIT522]

“Destiny belongs to the underdogs”

[@char-4737]

That second story was hilarious. Somehow I believe this guy because people are crazy these days. 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardwheeler4973]

Thank you for the vid, mate! 🖤🖤🖤

[@Dexieboi2013]

"South african jason voorhees" is crazy

[@shawnadennis613]

Yay! A Unit story during the day!

[@Savage_Furya_1312]

Thank you for the stories, Uncle Unit! Great stories! Much love from SWLA 💚😘

[@matildaestrada3076]

Yay!!! Uncle unit!!! Always waiting for your videos. Best storyteller ever. Fan for life. ❤

[@carlia5615]

Paintball is painful unless you have the right gear.

[@Monkey-D-Luffy875]

The 1st story that was terrifying. Thank goodness the rest of the team picked up on what was going on and came to their defense.

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

I got shot in the nuts playing paintball, does that count as a horror story?

[@UNIT522]

…..it does

[@rolandogutierrez6152]

Both a horror story and a war story

[@antonanderson1965]

same

[@7791D]

Second story thinking I’m gonna have nightmare and hear I am dying laughing 😂

[@mattwalters6834]

That intro 🤣 In the first story, they could have paint balled his eyes; I know that you might not think of that in the moment but I just kept thinking that.

[@beetleworks738]

Do bowling stories next

[@maninblue88]

As someone who's lived in Vermont my whole life, I can attest that yes, it does get rather cold up here, especially this time of year! 😁

[@mrhorrorstoriesus]

Wow it's great that you posted it

[@johnroe6455]

Than you for your content. Lotsa love & light from down under AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺

[@ebby1990]

Raleigh Nc does have crime they just cover it up very well. 😂 I stay an hour from Raleigh.

[@JillLaverack-px8xc]

Thanks for the upload Uncle Unit ❤❤

[@wesleyhouck4218]

I raised myself! Good for you man! ❤

[@laurametheny1008]

Thank you Unit🙏🏼💔🕊️

[@DannyHusky33]

Commenting late (not watching late) I forgot to say I fell down laughing at this point from what the narrator said 13:30

[@Fallonone]

What an interesting topic

[@RockerRed]

Thank you Uncle Unit! 👍🤘

[@ethandejesus2916]

“Full view of the meat factory”😭😭😭😭

[@michellemartin7856]

I laughed at that too!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ellesandralady8596]

❤❤❤❤❤ paint balling horror stories??? That’s new!

[@toxinzx8561]

Uncle unit is crazyyy

[@ChrisSmardz]

4:13 this could be terrifying u mean team bravo and alpha 🧠👀🪦

[@jackspring7709]

If that guy in the first story knew how much paintballs can hurt, he probably wouldn't have tried that cr*p in the first place. He knows now.

[@Joe_Kerr_9797]

The second story was hilarious lmao

[@LilJollyJoker]

W UNCLE UNIT

[@cocojo242]

Thank you 👍

[@sr.skulletongrin8755]

My goodness, that last one. Heartbreaking

[@jameslookstwice]

Nice

[@ZuriSmooth]

Let's go Uncle Unit

[@vanessaguinane4379]

Thank you Sir Unit#522 for yet another incredibly awesome narration of scary stories!! Your hard work & dedication is outstanding and always greatly appreciated👍🏻!! G’day from South Australia 🤗🇦🇺🦘

[@memecity819]

Love it

[@Jayypc19x]

13:40 😭😭LMAOOOO

[@TheEveryDays2003]

10 years ago I was shot in the neck while playing paintball at my cousin's party and let me tell you, thats more then a bee-sting.

[@francagiammarino3098]

Sometimes your sponsor reads are as good as your stories (the last line). 🤘🏻

[@renimusprime]

I think I heard the last story before, damn I feel so bad for Matt. Bro didn’t even get a chance to live a better life. Glad those “friends” got arrested.

[@Lavendeer201]

I once accidentally stepped on some stray paintball in a sporting goods store when I was a kid... and the stain is still there 😭

[@sarahedwards6212]

Hey Unit, & and everyone, it's 7pm I Ireland 🇮🇪 I'm just having dinner.

[@MrCjosue24]

Well I guess Paintball can be scary too.

[@eliserose9182]

Corpsesicle! 🤣😂

[@longslim9374]

I wanna see the welts from the paint balls

[@ChrisSmardz]

4:38 yeah i smoke pot now i know this is going be intense ur a very bad boy.😊

[@user-en7qh9jv4b]

Unit creepy 😳

[@thegamers7130]

How can I find a video on that boy that got killed 18-year-old Matthew

[@BobFirst-tf5iy]

I love you

[@shadoweater4696]

Pog

[@carldagroundskeeper]

2:50

[@Lionesse-z41553]

Your promos are the only ones that don't annoy me.

[@juggaloluke55]

I wish I woulda seen yur post for you needing paint ball stories. I have a hella good scary one that was better than all these!

[@jeremybennett2168]

more paintballing and unilt next time

[@MandieASMR]

Meat factory tho lol 😂

[@tannerona41]

Face reveal?

[@buisymom81506]

😊🎀

[@TommyGuy1988]

Skol.

[@S1yykk]

Tf is that intro bro

[@ChrisSmardz]

Well before weeeee start MAZDA ty use the word like the Little 👥 smurfs did in the 80s did the word describing themselves so MAZDAntake ur 🐂💩 commercials and SMURF OFFlkm

[@richet9586]

Unsubscribing, recently came across an old Mortis Media video from 4 years ago came across a story that sounded oddly familiar turns out your very first "story" in this video exactly the same as his from years ago nice try though smh goodbye now anyone looking for something better I suggest Darkness Prevails much better and longer videos.

[@Footy_Fan]

Ironically, despite my being a native Hoosier from Indianapolis, I too, am a die-hard Anaheim Ducks fan.

[@Rock72Man]

Full view of the meat factory, lol.