3 - FANSERVICE NO JUTSU~!

[@milanya1252]

"BI-CURIOUS NO JUTSU" "THREESOME NO JUTSU" "DIARRHEA NO JUTSU" This never gets old...

[@_night_jester_3752]

Ikr

[@MatsLindgrenMusic]

"I CAN'T STOP POOPING ᗒ ͟ʖᗕ"

[@texasacegaming9517]

Threesome no jutsu doesn't sound bad

[@curtisebner4623]

I love you David bowie sensei senpai san sama! Kun!

[@cjnf11]

@@texasacegaming9517 Also doesn't sound out of character, since from the day one it is Naruto who invented Transform Into a Naked Woman no Jutsu (and then upgraded it).

[@biancagriffiths8645]

Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja Who is lusted by every girl he's ever known. Mine is indeed a tormented existence filled with torment and girls, girls with their breasts, they torment me so.

[@nabielafarhan5656]

Still makes more sense personality to me, since he's an emo

[@emirmaslo4054]

@@nabielafarhan5656 in what sense ?

[@emirmaslo4054]

You mean cuz he is depressed ? Then 90 percent of human kind is emo 😂

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"Oh my god, Sasuke is so pucking uh-puh..... Oh my god, Sasuke is so fucking pretty!" I love that he left that flub in there and just reverse-panned the shot.

[@ZbJeeBies]

"Shhhhhh...I'm trying to hear the nudity..."

[@MaliciousButterfly]

I am ashamed of myself for only discovering this NOW.

[@kolawoleoluyedun2006]

Discovery-No-Justu!👍🏿

[@monolyth421]

Give me some ninja sugar, baby!

[@leoshiin9712]

me too

[@suapan9139]

I am ashamed of myself FOR finding this. The acting is terrible!

[@ameliastylinson8356]

I am ashamed for discovering this just now at 1 am where everybody is asleep and might wake up cause of my laughing cos this is some funny shit

[@Macaroon_1]

"Girls with their breasts, they torment me so." I laughed so hard!!!

[@jaymarsbar]

"I hate sand. It's course, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere." LOL! Dat Star Wars doe.

[@tmanbonkenbills8960]

@Tiger Browning The... mimicking? That's just a straight up audio rip from the movie. You can hear the music in background.

[@cptnbustanut]

​​@@tmanbonkenbills8960duh, fuxkin idiot, it's parody

[@nolongeraperson]

I like how Iruka sighs mid-sentence. It's like LK himself regrets making him a One Piece fan. Haha.

[@mastermarkus5307]

+Reign I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the MasakoX Naruto Abridged series which I haven't seen anything of in _years_ but from how Iruka being a One Piece fan was brought up in the first episode it sounded like a dig at that. I'm fairly certain MasakoX is also the "one Naruto fan who lives in his parents' basement" because "Shut the hell up, you fuzzbag" was from his abridged series and I feel kind of ashamed for knowing this.

[@nolongeraperson]

+Master Markus As you should.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Reign Oh come on, we all did dumb things as kids.

[@Sernival]

@@mastermarkus5307 disagree

[@kazumak.1542]

@@mastermarkus5307 so this really is a fanbased parody of a fanbased parody

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

so David Bowie has finally met the milkman in the sky. But remember in our hearts NOTHING can kill David Bowie. May he rest in peace and may his impact on people's lives never be forgotten.

[@silis_pap8473]

Has anybody noticed that Moonlight Sonata plays in the background everytime Sasuke has an emo monologue? Great touch :D

[@nsa1995yahoo]

I thought it sounded familiar

[@paytonspamiltom7283]

+Minecraft Fan you don't have to be so mean about it she was just saying it adds a nice touch

[@spacedew]

+Vasilis Papadopoulos No, I'm stupid like you so I think that I'm the only one capable of recognizing the fact that the Moonlight Sonata plays in the background everytime Sasuke has an emo monologue....

[@charlottelemaitre791]

Thank you! I've been browsing the comments, and you're the first one giving me the information I need! Thanks!

[@whyequalswhat]

Did anyone else notice *obvious joke?

[@betarugula8886]

"Bi-curious No Jutsu!"

[@paohaqui]

Beta Rugula It's really effective!

[@SuperUnhappyman]

Kira Karizzable especially along with the dawsons creek song

[@ZTurb0]

Stop making out with your ninja boyfriend.

[@windhelmguard5295]

was that a forst gump reference?

[@davidtimmer596]

I'm about to announce the hella predictable ninja groupings, you'll now be put in groups of 3, because it makes for all kinds of awkward social situations, those things are so cool. *Drum roll* Ooh a real drum roll, nice. Naruto, you're paired with Sasuke and Sakura

[@JanKenk]

David Bowie sensei :(

[@duke86fan]

I told you.. I'm not David Bowie. we now know he isn't

[@Mattie_T]

+Bowie Sensei Holy shit David Bowie, I'm your number 1 fan! I have downloaded all of your albums!

[@goon5757]

+Bowie Sensei please, come back david bowie!

[@goon5757]

***** but you said when you were in Tazuna's house you said you were David Bowie!

[@ililililiililiililililiili2064]

+Bowie Sensei im david bowie sama sensei senpai kun sama

[@oNatsuhh]

Sasuke " EW Tastes like cigarettes" Naruto " EW Tastes like Non-Cigarettes" Me XD XD XD

[@Vexiad]

Why do you have three faces?

[@bobbifloyd2274]

+DIscord he did 1 to many drugs young one....I HSVE 4 FACES :D :D :D :D

[@gameridiotNOT]

+Bobbi Floyd No I am HYDRA :O :D :P

[@madnessguy5643]

+gameridiotNOT HAIL HYDRA

[@hermitpurple3224]

Naruto stop making out with your ninja boy friend

[@narutardourannote]

"Naruto's really hurting him in there!" "Nooo he's not. He's having sex with me."

[@DarkKirby8976]

"It's amazing!"

[@Sabis2365]

"Stop hurting Sasuke!"

[@RiniKiwi]

Rip David Bowie

[@hannahmae676]

+Linkle Rest in peace David Bowie :'(

[@ShawOfPersia]

+Linkle rip david bowie. what a legend

[@mushroomwings3236]

this is how im.coping

[@TheDragonsPit]

+Linkle "Zombie Ninja David Bowie is my Sensei this is the best day ever!"

[@dr.amazaier1772]

dance on magic dance on.

[@wintersnow998]

"And by Naruto fans, I mean one Naruto fan living in his parents basement." Sasuke knows who Noble from Lost Pause is?!

[@wintersnow998]

Hey Chief!

[@judeflick]

snow calano OMG YEAH HE DOES

[@Jmcshay]

Four and a half years later and "LOVE ME YOU SEXY NINJA BASTARD!" still gets me every fucking time.

[@ACE360x]

9 years ago...ouch

[@sakuraharuno7151]

♪There's a milkman waiting in the sky, he like to deliver dairies as long it's homogenized♪ ♪There's a milkman waiting in the sky, he drives a rundown milk float and his milk's been pasteurized. He told me!♪ ♪Let the bovines moo it, let the bovines chew it! Let all the bovines boogie!♪ ♪~Da, da da da da, da da da dow, dow dow dow dow, dow dow dow dow…~♪

[@vanilla_mousse]

:0

[@Literaturegremlin]

That was the coolest thing ever

[@johannesvonkleist6647]

whats the song called, i know it, but i dont remember its name

[@SlasherLink119]

love Bowie...Was hoping Milkman would get a full version...lol...

[@insenzu]

shut up david bowie

[@olli2538]

Who ever just decided that Kakashi Hatake would be David Bowie literally just mashed my two favourite things in this whole world together and for that I thank you so much

[@newstart229]

This show is about ninjas.....Apparently

[@Tasoq]

The moments where he stuffs up a line but leaves it in are hilarious 😂

[@the_lurking_wanderer3704]

Ino: oh god, Naruto's really hurting him in there Sasuke:No he's not, he's having sex with me Me: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@1998warriors]

He's just like "no. help. I don't like this. ahh."

[@1998warriors]

Nicole Berry The most powerful jutsu to date.

[@dubiouscollector9763]

¡ITS AMAZING!

[@PriceMw123]

Sasuke: Maybe there'll be something intelligent in the next scene. Naruto: I CAN'T STOP POOPING!!! XDXDXD I laughed for about a full minute.

[@jordangarcia3635]

Alex Martwick same...

[@thefuckinlegend6554]

I didnt

[@jeramahia123]

Me too. I'm so immature.

[@CaptMeezy]

Naruto: love me you sexy ninja bastard x3

[@FatesR]

Oh god I had to come back here after the recent Yugioh Abridged episode. I recognized the reference to Sasuke instantly We're getting ooooollldddd but I still remember this so vividly. This was great

[@claytongriffin6412]

RECENT? Commented 6 months ago? I have to go check Yu-Gi-Oh lmao

[@zenozak2]

it says a lot about this abridged series when I can watch this after several months have passed, know exactly what's going to be said, and still laugh about it.

[@cinnabunny1477]

Naruto: Time for the best cigarette of my LIFE! Naruto: *Long moan* Choji: man i love food This series is amazing I swear

[@marimo1946]

14 years later and I still don’t understand why this masterpiece doesn’t have more likes. Thank you for the laughs and years of inside jokes only I can understand ❤

[@joaovaranda4759]

2:10 Kurenai looks so weird in that shot!

[@superash4u578]

"His full pouting lips" then shows his one line of a lip hahaha

[@Starry-Aries0325]

After not watching this for a couple of years, Its still funny as hell. I just cant listen to the song from Dawson's Creek without laughing XD

[@GameCyborgCh]

3:05 Sakura and Naruto: THREESOME NO JUSTU

[@twinkthetwinky2499]

Shut un Bowie, or I'll call the Rower!!

[@kinkshamer5067]

WOW YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO !?!?!?!?!?

[@Blackyoin]

editing skills 10/10

[@FinesseTheAnimator]

Best line EVER "I'm gonna get all up in his guts!"

[@ImAFatNerd90]

Ninja (at 1:58): *thinking* This graduation got hot.

[@gmony1552]

Sasuke: Maybe the next scene will have something halfway intelligent in it Naruto: I CAN'T STOP POOPING!!!!!!

[@aizwind3028]

Naruto stop making out with your ninja boyfriend!!

[@The-Game-Merchant]

5:55 to 6:35 That was the second most magical KZbin moment of my life.

[@benedetta3775]

What's the first?

[@The-Game-Merchant]

Bene Detta The ending to season 2 Of Yu-Gi-ohTAS

[@ChawkyVirus]

Hayden Christensen as Gaara is EPIC !!!

[@Chascoso]

Bicurious no jutsu...Omg this is hilarious

[@zinske1]

Gimme some ninja sugar baby XD

[@ShaelieVogel]

i die laughing every time i see these

[@JamesWilson-vc2cb]

lol xD

[@Fanchen]

gotta love that tanaka's amazing commodities song at the beginning.

[@Emo-Otaku66]

Oh carp I gotta go take a crap, be right back Sakura, I need to poop in the toilet because I need to take a dump!

[@LuquidLumination]

Emo Otaku let it be known... I liked you comment not for the comment itself... but because your picture is Simon from Gurran Laggan and I respect that shit

[@heheheiamasupahstarzawarud5297]

Same FIGHT THE POWER

[@Sabis2365]

This is a show about ninjas! Apparently

[@glitchy1324]

BI CURIOUS NO JUTSU! XD

[@SirFailsalot91]

"LOVE ME, YOU SEXY NINJA BASTARD!!!" One of the best Abridged lines EVER

[@CinnPai]

Why is this the best version of Naruto I've ever seen

[@Nannijwarhan]

Gaara as Anakin was actually clever. It was a nice way to get over the "I can't stop pooping" plot point.

[@MsZoyastar1]

Oh a real drumroll, nice ;)

[@bigchopcommunity1012]

I wish they would bring this series back it's so funny 😂😂😂

[@Josh-zu6uo]

"THREESOME NO JUTSU" I would be interested in that

[@Masapotti15]

I'm kinda curious, is LK fan of David Bowie? And are kids looking up Bowies music because of these videos?

[@TrogdorMan]

I hope so.

[@darkangel64593]

I don't understand... Kakashi seems to be singing about loving Sakura, but everyone calls him David Bowie.... David Bowie is gay.

[@TrogdorMan]

Oh he is? Who's going to break the news to his wife?

[@darkangel64593]

He has a wife? huh. I suppose I was misinformed.

[@InjuredPelican]

darkangel64593 Even in the past when he was claiming to be into guys he always claimed he was bisexual anyways. But its been a long time since then, and he tends to get mad/irritated when people bring it up now. So yeah, he is and has been happily married to his wife for a while now.

[@gouobo]

"Why are you wearing your headband on your arm" "It makes me look cool" "NOITDOESN'T"

[@eliteotaku3338]

Sasuke: "Maybe the next scene will have something halfway intelligent in it." Naruto: "I CAN´T STOP POOPING!" I always laugh my ass off everytime I see this (Pun intended).

[@kinnatlas3419]

There's a milk man waiting in the sky He likes to deliver dairy So long as it's homegalized* There's a milk man waiting in the sky He drives around a milk float and his milks been pasteurised! *how am I supposed to know how to spell that

[@nolongeraperson]

Homogenized

[@kinnatlas3419]

Thanks

[@damieniron-mane1772]

shut up david bowie! lol

[@stormwolf3252]

Damien Iron-mane Ugh, that quote is terrible! It needs to *explode* when it is quoted. Why the hell isn't it exploding?!

[@RedRam_Menhtrol]

Damien Iron-mane for the last time he's not David Bowie

[@damieniron-mane1772]

Menhtrol he's gone through some chchchanges

[@jordangarcia3635]

I am not David Bowie... Or am I?

[@Riael]

THREESOME NO JUTSU! XD

[@jamesreed-moretz9070]

Man that's good food poisoning

[@irlquicksilver]

When Naruto kissed Sasuke I swear to god I will always ship these two

[@VGAfanatic]

I bet LittleKuriboh could definitely do professional voice acting. His Iruka voice is spot on for Meowth.

[@karyndakins1]

Naruto said "Good food poisoning" because the milk he was drinking was expired.

[@MrVlogman101]

Issei Hyoudou ...any other piece of brilliance you wish to bestow upon us, captain obvious?

[@karyndakins1]

Soviet Bear Hates You ! Water is wet.

[@dhsjudje7999]

Soviet Bear Hates You ! How dare u insult the almighty troll

[@the.tardis5469]

NARUSASU NO JUTSU!

[@ImAFatNerd90]

+The. Tardis TARDIS NO JUTSU!

[@wallycastagnir5809]

+The. Tardis i support this ship only to troll the publisher

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Sasauke bonded with borito cause he was naruto and sasakues kid. He was hatched from an egg naruto shit out after tons of butt sex.

[@rayalseah]

:D ANAL.

[@razkable]

+The. Tardis i wonder if littlekuriboh supports the imaginary ship of narusaku

[@Nyrisith]

3:06 - THREESOME NO JUTSU!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDD

[@DonC202]

"It's a god awful small affair, Said the girl with the bright pink hair, But since Sasuke is so emo, And he's macking on old Naruto~"

[@ishy858]

DIARRHOEA NO JUTSU! You must now say this everytine you take a dump.

[@thediscoturkey9571]

I always say I can't stop pooping

[@SakuraHaruno-en8yh]

Yeah that's true

[@sirterry2444]

YES! First I nailed Sasuke and now I'm gonna tap Sakura's... Sasuke: ASS! My lungs hard with laughter. They hurt so funny! xD

[@aubreehesley3134]

Jokage, David Bowie Sensei, Japanese Denis the Menis, Sasque, and Girl with the bright pink hair. So iconic

[@amistake3101]

Only one here from 2019 ripp

[@TheCpboy]

Im kinda allways w8ing for Kakashi to say in the intro :P

[@puellamagica3359]

the continuous skewering of sakura haters is giving me so much life you guys

[@pelinalwhitestrake3037]

Seriously, what did she do to get so much hate anyways?

[@puellamagica3359]

Blake Gould isn't it obvious? she had the _audacity_ to be a _feminine girl_ with a _crush on a boy_, which is clearly not a normal phenomenon among young straight girls. no girls allowed in OUR show about manly man ninjas! especially not girls in love. yuck! but the worst offense is that she dares to have her own narrative, her own strength, and her own opinions. that's why we have no problem with hinata and her crush on naruto - she's quiet and submissive, like a real woman should be :)))) sakura also sucks because she's the weakest member of team 7. let's just conveniently ignore that sasuke and naruto are basically powered up to god tier and literally NO ONE could compare to them, as well as the fact that she's actually really fucking strong by normal ninja standards by the end of the series. but sexism is dead, of course!

[@getrekt7613]

She's useless, though.

[@pelinalwhitestrake3037]

Get Rekt watch shippuden

[@puellamagica3359]

Get Rekt you serious, buddy? THINGS THIS SUPPOSEDLY USELESS CHARACTER HAS DONE: AN INCOMPLETE BUT ILLUSTRATIVE LIST - punched god in the face - PUNCHED. GOD. IN THE FACE. - LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE BACK. SHE PUNCHED. NINJA GOD. IN THE FACE. HARD ENOUGH TO SNAP HER HORN OFF. - exhibited such endurance, power, and skill in her fight with sasori that he actually says, "in a battle of strength, there's no way i'll outlast her". let's just take a moment to consider the fact that sasori was an s-ranked akatsuki member, and sakura was a chuunin at the time. and yet she KICKED. HIS. ASS. - was the only ninja smart and precise enough to be able to devise an antidote to sasori's poison - was the first in her team to master chakra control, showing that power isn't everything - trained under the legendary tsunade to become an excellent medic-nin in addition to her incredible fighting skills - graduated top of her class from the academy and was the only genin able to answer all the questions on the first chuunin exam correctly without cheating. note that these questions were intentionally made too difficult for genin so that they could exhibit their cheating skills, but she blithely and easily answered them all. often acknowledged as being one of the most intellectually-gifted ninja of her age - expelled ino from her consciousness with pure force of mind, defeating the powerful yamanaka family technique simply with her strong personality - released the strength of a hundred seal, which she was able to combine with creation rebirth, both feats accomplished by only two other ninja in all of history: tsunade herself, and uzumaki mito. not only that, but she created a technique that would channel some of the stored chakra back into her normal reserves, allowing her to use even more without strain - defeated uchiha shin with a single blow, forcing him to withdraw - defeated pain's giant centipede with a single blow - defeated a white zetsu with a single blow (are we seeing a pattern here? we're definitely seeing a pattern here. a pattern of sakura being a HUGE FUCKING BADASS) - was so skilled with genjutsu that, several times, she was one of the few people to realize when one was in effect. most notably, she was the only member of team 7 who was unaffected by toneri osutsuki's trap - took fuen to the fucking cleaners, finally killing her with a deadly cherry blossom impact - gathered hugely important data on the white zetsu by doing autopsies with shizune - was the first one to realize the white zetsu were trying to inflitrate the allied shinobi forces disguised as ally ninja, and raised the alarm - became strong enough to easily obliterate dozens of the ten-tails' spawn as well as most of the battlefield, a feat hashirama praised her for, saying she might be stronger than tsunade herself - was repeatedly shown to be an unusually skilled medic-nin, often bringing back patients from the brink of death with ease and even performing a regenerative procedure that would normally take a full team entirely on her own - was able to use katsuyu to her full potential upon her _first time summoning her_, which shizune remarks upon as quite a feat - healed naruto many times, most notably during the climax of the fourth shinobi world war, when she rallied the troops with an inspiring speech, _while healing naruto_, because she's a fucking boss but please, go on and try to explain how she's useless. it ought to be fun watching you go through the contortions of logic that this idiotic fandom constantly tries to use in order to justify its misogynist bullshit.

[@sybilcollas]

The soul of Bowie will forever rest in this episode.

[@FlowerTrollSan]

Threesome no jutsu!! I fucking lost it lmao

[@smileysatanson3404]

Lol, I just realised they gave Iruka a jewish midwest mom accent

[@AngeVNs]

Man I forgot all the lowkey shade towards the original Naruto Abridged. Good stuff

[@DarkVaati13]

oh god i love shikamaru's expression during all of that.

[@bigshrimpin69420]

"Hokage, shouldn't we be doing something about the Headcrab zombies?" Best line ever.

[@timmurphy9458]

Sssssshhhhhh I'm trying to hear the nudity

[@skyshale]

HAS NOBODY EVER POINTED OUT THE FACT NARUTO WAS MISSING HIS WHISKERS DURING THAT DAMN KISS

[@ajpfore]

david bowie sensei :(

[@Yes-gc7hm]

Choji sounds like cartman from southpark LOL

[@SpiderMENTAbridged]

Sasuke's suffering!

[@Teraprinny]

"Give me some ninja sugar, baby!"

[@sega64guy20]

2:08 Oops, now it's porn. XD

[@shadowgod3211]

+sega64guy *video get's taken down due to porn* e.e

[@someguy7703]

"Shhhhhhhh, i want to hear the nudity" ~ Joe Hokage

[@daughter-of-loki1062]

What hentai is it? I need it for research.

[@-AirKat-]

Same

[@thesouledguitarist7144]

Daughter-Of -Loki Did you find it?😂

[@AzzATheGodlike]

Rest in peace David Bowie.

[@madnessguy5643]

repperoni pepperoni

[@walkingcubkid]

Shhhh, I'm trying to hear the nuuuudity.. lol XD

[@usolanddescendantofnolanda2627]

Wow! So I'm currently playing Persona 4 while listening to this, and right when I check the Tanaka shopping program, the music is playing in the background at 0:26. Almost synched up perfectly too.

[@thesunandmoon3]

"Love me you sexy Ninja bastard !" *clicks like button* -sl

[@urieldaboamorte]

came back for nostalgia's sake and when I tell you I was not expecting a rape scene

[@unclefred3128]

Do you mean the ninja rape scene?

[@galaxyphoenix3003]

I can't with Sasuke and Naruto. 😂

[@Devitron87]

anytime I get diarrhoea I come back and watch this episode and laugh while I poop the whole time

[@ScratchyKay]

"Shhhhhhhh... I'm trying to hear the nudity."

[@lukababu]

I learned about David Bowie from this many years ago!

[@sun.and_moon08]

3:57 StOp HuRtInG SaSuGaY! 😂🤣

[@SeraAmane95]

The 'I Hate Sands' dialogue is even funnier now thanks to the resurgence of the prequel memes.

[@lonesoldier101]

What's the name of the classic song playing in the background when sasuke talks at 1:30?

[@Zeroblank7810]

I think it's the movie of dbz where trunks found gahan dead but I might be wrong

[@Settlers6]

0:58-1:08 Iruka's voice is so soothening, I think I reached enlightment just there

[@slowpokei55]

Am I the only one who thinks Chouji sounds like cartmen? XD

[@Maximillian200HP]

LK hasn't touched this for almost a decade since he doesn't have the time, but I still re-watch it once in a while for nostalgia, plus my mother and I constantly reference "Not-David Bowie!".

[@shadowsrising4661]

“It’s naruto fans, what do you expect?” Lmao yeah u right

[@namisagt]

3:36 *Y A O I*

[@monkeydjimmy5169]

1:57 That boy seems incredibly sus lol

[@garrettstandifird6080]

I love coming back to these 😂