8 - ENNETHING NO JUTSU~!

[@EpicDude48]

LittleKuriboh will never know the pain I feel. The pain that comes with never getting to see episode 9. Curse you, LittleKuriboh. I will get you back. Somehow.

[@Aflay1]

EpicDude48 will never know the pain I feel. The pain that comes with knowing episode 9 released over 6 years ago, and we haven’t seen a new episode since. Curse you LittleKuriboh. This is all your fault. Somehooooow.}

[@EmoCow5]

@@Aflay1will never know the pain I feel. The pain of knowing that it’s been another 2 years since they left their comment and there still hasn’t been another episode. Curse you, LittleKuriboh. I will get you back….. somehow…

[@Aflay1]

​@@EmoCow5will never know the pain I feel. The pain of being recommended this video 9 months later because Purpleeyes uploaded a new video a decade later. Damn you April Fools for making shit posting relevant every year. I'll get you back. Somehoooow.

[@patrickkanieski3019]

All of you will never know the pain of knowing that there will never be new episodes of Naruto Abridged made again. Curse you LittleKuriboth. I’ll get you back. Somehow

[@ZbJeeBies]

"Sakura, sound the alarm." "WULULULULULULULU!"

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

ENANANANANAAAAAAA

[@barbaramaxwell1679]

Something sakura is good at yay!

[@pureniku6813]

i tried so hard not luagh that i was crying

[@xxepicxyoshixx]

"I swear that kid is going through a lot of CH CH CH CH CHANNNNGEEES!" My favorite line.

[@roseaimee4377]

its a bowie line

[@brirose4375]

Ch ch ch changes

[@DynoSkrimisher]

David Bowie: What are *YOU* going to do, blow bubbles at us!? Zabuza: NO!! *whispers* Haku, forget the Bubble Technique, We're gonna have to do this the old fashioned way.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_Pussy ass~_

[@geo7803]

Utakata called and he wants his bubble jutsu back

[@fluttershy1412]

Itachi: .......... Sasuke: ........ Itachi: .....I'm back Sasuke: NAAAAAAAAAAAW

[@Kai_Mercer]

Who itachi I only know sasuke brother

[@HalfMoonProphet]

HOLY SHIT! I just realized why Kakashi is David Bowie. It's because both Kakashi and Bowie have heterochromia due to physical trauma.

[@sakuraharuno4105]

You've made sense of everything.

[@HalfMoonProphet]

Sakura Haruno Yes. Truly I have achieved enlightenment. Now, please excuse me while I ascend to Valhalla.

[@Yamifira]

Half-Moon Prophet .....

[@sakuraharuno4105]

Um, What??

[@ludwigbeilschmidt4839]

Nice Nordic reference half moon

[@Christian-kd3gg]

"We need a new Episode no Jutsu~!"

[@Christian-kd3gg]

lol damn.....thats alot of +1's then i expected ...

[@korosensei2515]

We need a new episode now!!!

[@Christian-kd3gg]

i know!! :(

[@Phoebe5448]

"WHERE'S THE NEW EPISODE?!?!"

[@nickerhart6510]

Its dead

[@NinjaDude6040]

I would do ennething for a new episode. ENNETHING!!

[@BrockBreedingintheHoennRegion]

why typed it like that?

[@BrockBreedingintheHoennRegion]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Derps with it *derp face #derpswiti #derpface

[@TheDashingProduction]

Ok then. Start blowing.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_WHY DID YOU SPELL IT LIKE THAT!?_*

[@drychan655]

ND64 anything*

[@martingarciajr.1795]

"I'm not gay, I like boobs, I'm not gay, I like boobs, I'm not gay, I like boobs, I'm not gay, I like boobs, I'm not boobs, I like gay, I li....." favorite part. 😂😂

[@171QA]

No one will understand the torment of me being voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.

[@emirmaslo4054]

Thats the best last name ever

[@171QA]

@@emirmaslo4054 How about McPherson? It’s pronounced “MacFearson”.

[@emirmaslo4054]

@@171QA meh i liked him more when he was called tristan

[@damieniron-mane1772]

Emo style vs weeaboo style... battle of the ages

[@lolerionark186]

Fak... Im a traitor! Im Emo and a Weeb :3

[@jacketbagel8336]

Nani o kangaete ita...oh, we're speaking weaboo today?

[@ikiostar]

Let's see...I can't speak weeaboo. Can any of you translate this stuff to proper English? Or, failing that, Engritcsh? Seriously, I actually do want to know what y'all are saying, and I don't speak code.

[@tylenoah]

+William Spurr Allright

[@itachiUchiha-gx2yu]

+William Spurr what the meaning emo plz and thanx?

[@Stewie4guvna]

"Oh man, Sakura and my friends are in danger." I only just got the joke in that.

[@aBlackMage]

I don't think I noticed that one before as well... hah.

[@RobDawg1197]

Wouldve been funnier if he said "my friends and sakura"

[@zachoryking5334]

I don't get the joke.

[@TopAnimeLoverEver]

Llama Eater Sakura isn't included as his friend. It's his friends, and Sakura. As two separates. Just his friends. and sakura.

[@zachoryking5334]

okay, now I get it. Thanks.

[@lolerionark186]

Haku: "Your emo style is no match for my weeaboo style." Sasuke: "What ever bitch. I was trained by David Bowie, himself, I can counter enehthing." Haku: "...Why are you saying it like that?" Sasuke: "Saying wot like wot?" XD

[@francisalvaro6585]

Sasuke: "There isn't ennething wrong with the way I say 'ennething'" Naruto:"Just say it with me! EH!" Sasuke:"eh" Naruto:"NII!" Sasuke:"nii" Naruto:"THING!" Sasuke:"thing" Naruto:"A-NY-THING!" Sasuke:"ehnehnehneh Naruto:"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Sasuke:"aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"

[@jake292]

k

[@-ZeroRed-]

yes francis... we've noticed...

[@francisalvaro6585]

Tomczeck1337 Really? Well, just quoting the obvious...

[@francisalvaro6585]

***** What a coincidence :P

[@francisalvaro6585]

***** There are 4 "I"s when Sasuke says " There isn't ennething wrong with the way I say ennething". Three of the "I"s make an equilateral triangle. The last eye goes in the middle. Illuminati confirmed.

[@nolongeraperson]

Hahahaha. It took me forever to realize that when Haku attacks Sasuke he does it in English and the subtitles are Japanese. Brilliant misdirection.

[@shereehardin5783]

Decided to read the sutitles to everything Haku says in this episode...literally saying things in english that sound like what he's sayin when speakin 'moonspeak' lmao wow. But he wasn't translated to Japanese o.0...

[@depsatico1834]

I can't believe the rower wasn't in this episode.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_Yes you could!_

[@Teddybeddybye]

Dang, Yuri Lowenthal really did a good job on this episode

[@maanitaman]

Gilligan: _I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE MACARONI AND CHEEEEEEEESE!_ *cries* Naruto: Shut the hell up, Gilligan-chan!

[@yolandarico6518]

but wait if he's hot and If find guys attractive than that must mean............. I'm a girl that's the only explanation

[@uniquetoon7354]

Natarox Time nope the girl thing makes way more sense

[@SpectreRyder]

I like how Naruto is insecure about thinking Haku is hot but openly had sex with Sasuke in Episode 3 and was waiting for Sasuke to f*ck him at the end of the last episode. Naruto, you crazy!

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

David Bowie: What are _you_ going to do, blow bubbles at us? Jojo characters: *YES*

[@hugefan4572]

Damn. I would watch this back in 5th and 6th grade .. amazing man. Still classic .. still brings back memories and I’m still on the right track!

[@jadonmiller9942]

*Sakura* - "Naruto, what are you doing up that tree?" *Naruto* - "I am going to kill myself." *Sakura* - "What?" *Naruto* - "Yep, I just can't take living in a world where Sakura is a main character." *Naruto* - "SUICIDE NO JUTSU!" *Sakura* - "NO NARUTO!" *Naruto* - "Sike. It's a good thing I played all that Assassin's Cre----OH GOD ASSASSIN'S CREED TAUGHT ME NOTHING". XD I'm dying

[@tylenoah]

Me too xD

[@itachiUchiha-gx2yu]

lol

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

+itachi Uchiha What is this...? Emotion from Sasuke's brother?!

[@sakuraharuno7151]

+HellChuggapri1 THATS IMPOSSIBLE. HE ISN'T SUPPOSE TO HAVE ANY OTHER EMOTION OTHER THAN THE EMOTION THAT IS EMO!!!

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Sakura Haruno OH MYY GOD SAKURA! DON'T QUOTE THE VIDEO YOU SOUND LIKE A FFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffUCKING IDIOT

[@animesonglover9666]

I come back to rewatch this after several years of Japanese study, and I can finally understand (most of) what Haku is actually saying. The subtitles are completely different than what is being said XD

[@rogaken]

Lmao. Filthy Frank did the same thing in bis weaboo video.

[@hcneysunrise]

I was told there would be macaroni and cheese! *Gross sobbing*

[@lewd2851]

+Deidara ShutupGilliganchan

[@lilchatterfox]

+Deidara I've seen that pic of Deidara on DA. I love the full version! XD

[@hcneysunrise]

lilchatterfox Me too. X3

[@Agusloquillo]

I really love that way of saying "cheeeEEese"

[@zariolm7678]

The end had me loosing my SHIT!! X'D

[@BlackVeilBridesKat95]

Naruto: "Say this with me- An" Sasuke: "An" Naruto: "Nee" Sasuke: "Nee" Naruto: "Thing!" Sasuke: "Thing" Naruto: "ANYTHING!" Sasuke: "AHNAHNAHHHHHH!" Naruto: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke: "ahhhhhhhhh"

[@flamemorningstar]

"I'm not gay. I like boobs. I'm not gay. I like boobs. I'm not gay. I like boobs. I'm not boobs. I like gay." XDDD

[@djquinn4825]

"It was a very powerful tree!" So the Shinju, then?

[@aceotaku]

that or the trees of melschior 7 which are 200 feet tall and breathe fire

[@alexsattar4623]

Mahogany...

[@walkingcubkid]

with powers!

[@kolawoleoluyedun2006]

Dj Quinn It must of been Wispy Woods.😜

[@pknmtrainerace9563]

Dj Quinn ikr

[@frustotamer6231]

I dont know why but the idea of sasuke saying "Damn she fine" kills me everytime

[@sirstupifie4958]

Sakura sound the alarm

[@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649]

+Ben Hinogiante (Vocalizing)

[@claryfrey3838]

+Erik Hackney Holy shit this girl is fucking hot!

[@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649]

Clary Frey (speaking in Weeaboo): Actually, I'm a guy.

[@Lav3nd3rForest]

+Lily Blackwell (Lily The Saiyan Princess) i'm not gay I like boobs

[@TheKaptainkon]

I find this way funnier than Yu-Gi-Oh Abridge. He should focus a bit more on this serie.

[@bichitomax]

It has been 2 years since he made a update.

[@fatmaisktekbas3503]

I sense a comment

[@XeroKelvin]

Yugioh is very hard to to make funny.

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

I think he's done with this now.

[@PoyumaPengwin]

Yunus Tekbas good eye mate

[@waluigiwario6780]

"Next episode'll be in a year!" -2 years later...

[@ikakuhida7891]

*this episode took me a year

[@frederickkemeh558]

he said "this episode took me a year".

[@noobybuisness1649]

3

[@wolfwangdelosmonteros7134]

waluigi wario 6

[@mlombard1999]

8

[@theminecraftwhisperer995]

Ch- ch- ch- ch- changes!

[@AnkanBob]

4:25 is more emotional than any one moment in the original series

[@AerisXArtemis]

Sasuke: "Naruto, I have defeated you in a ninja battle. You are now my bitch. What are you going to do about it?" Naruto: "I demand a rematch!" Sasuke: *punches Naruto* "I have defeated you again. Now you are my double bitch. And there isn't ennething you can do about it." Naruto: "Well, I- wait, what did you just say?" Sasuke: "That you are now my bitch, bitch." Naruto: "No, the other part!" Sasuke: "There isn't ennething you can do about it." Naruto: "Why are you saying it like that?" Sasuke: "Why am I saying what like what?" Naruto: "Anything! You're saying the word 'anything' weird!" Sasuke: "There isn't ennething wrong with the way I say 'ennehthing'." Naruto: "Okay, say this with me: Eh-" Sasuke: "Eh-" Naruto: "Nee-" Sasuke: "Nee-" "Naruto: "Thing." Sasuke: "Thing." Naruto: "Eh-nee-thing!" Sasuke: "ANANAAA." Both: *screaming*

[@YTChannel577]

lol I read your comment the exact moment it was playing.

[@crimson5857]

+ShadowNinjaShika same

[@TheRealIzayaOrihara]

+ShadowNinjaShika me 2 lol

[@zcythe-z6u]

ANANANANANANANANANANA BATMANNNNN

[@Eliezar18]

I love how you can pick at least three different characters from other abridged series LK has done or been in from Bowie-sensei's voice (freeza, marik, and yami, at the least).

[@SevenNationArmy123]

"Well what are you going to do, blow bubbles at us?" "No! Haku, forget the bubble technique.."

[@PixelBrainMush]

Episode 9 - Too Busy To Bother No Jutsu (Part One: Electric Boogaloo)

[@marsjake8]

"What are you going to do? Blow bubbles at us?" Lost it 😂

[@vanilla_mousse]

*Ok Haku, forget the bubble technique..." David Bowie prevented them from blowing bubbles at them :0

[@GWizJackson]

I miss you Randy Savage! :( RIP Macho Man! Never forget! 1952-2011

[@arttech-lopo]

What makes this funny (and confusing) is that when Haku speaks, the translation of what he is saying is wrong, for example: Subtitles: “Sleeping Beauty” Spoken: “Sonoka kuru yo” Meaning “Others will come” Naruto’s right, subtitle jokes ARE hilarious

[@trolzord9146]

Personally I don't thing that there is ehnatang wrong with him tacking his time on the new episode.

[@babybatman3563]

Why are you saying it like that?

[@trolzord9146]

Saying what like what?

[@ismaeel747]

I just hope there is a new episode

[@MasterSword-dr7wb]

Ok say this with me an ne thing

[@RickMICROTECH]

MasterSword5152 AN NA NAAAA

[@ConconDoubleU]

ENNETHER EPISODE NO JUTSU~!

[@nocturneanthos_]

I can quote like every single episode 😂😂 I don't think I've watched this enough

[@thaghost1988]

Its a good thing I played all of that Assassins Creed... OMGASSASSSINSCREEDTAUGHTMENOTHING!!!!

[@bleachfan2311]

I jumped out of a tree and tackled someone to the ground today. And they say video games don't teach you anything.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

But did you climb it first?

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

You really think all Naruto did was get naked in front of Tsunami and that's it? What I'm saying is...Gilligan, say hello to your new dad!

[@sakuraharuno7151]

WHY. ARE. YOU. EVERYWHERE!?!?

[@CaptainMarvel4Ever]

What are you talking about? that's just some guy with a mustache

[@zacevans1683]

+Sakura Haruno Sakura stop being so useless! It's obviously a guy with a mustache!

[@zacevans1683]

I know I get the same felling. I go to bed fearing that when I wake up he will be there. I get a strange felling on my way home from school and work that he is there watching me. Every time I try to relax I can't because I always see that beautiful mustache out of the window. Oh wait never mind, that's no him it's just the milk man. OR IS IT?!

[@franchopancho9389]

I swear, if the actual show was like this, I'd watch/rewatch 50 episodes a day for the rest of my life.

[@airalinmae2263]

"I'm not gay I like boobs! I'm not gay I like boobs! I'm not gay I like boobs! I'm not gay I like boss! I'm not boobs I like gay!"

[@airalinmae2263]

Zabuza was my favorite!! his death made me cry so hard!

[@yolandarico6518]

ha😂

[@brokenbeta9922]

Airalin Mae That moment when you Bugs Bunny yourself XD

[@MUSEIGENHonokaTV]

*hits Naruto* Naruto. I have defeated you in a ninja battle. You are now my bitch. What are you going to do about it?

[@MUSEIGENHonokaTV]

+NEON.L.T.D Naruto: I demand a rematch! *gets hit again* Sasuke: I have defeated you again. You are now my double bitch. And there isn't Ennething you can do about it.

[@psychowordsmith]

Marathoning this series has definitely increased my lung strength.

[@natsudoragoniel6403]

Itachi: im beck Sasuke:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@lamiahunter]

Err hate to be a grammer Police but its "sasuke's brother"

[@dumbraven7763]

Episode 9 is fucking hilarious AS IT SHOULD BE IT ONLY TOOK THEM TWO YEARS

[@miguelmoreira4930]

How do you know ?

[@Watesoftheoasis]

TooObsessedToBeHealthy It's not though.

[@VulpessPrime]

Honestly, Sasuke's flashbacks are hilarious and worth every minute.

[@crocodude]

I would give ennething for this show to come back.

[@luciazuniga9721]

"I swear that boy is going through cha-cha-cha-changes!"

[@grumpykitten424]

Still waiting 12yrs later

[@bernadetteleigh]

I'll probably wait for the rest of my life for every episode, because they are damn worth the wait. They help me breathe, just like the Rower does. Not David Bowie sensei san sama. KUN.

[@jamesh3809]

Littlekuriboh will never understand my suffering, the torture of waiting for episode 9, damn you yugioh abridge for taking so much of littlekuriboh's time, i will get you back........somehow........

[@daina4849]

"Naruto, what are you doing up that tree?" *"I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"*

[@henry3484]

Wow...can't believe it's been over a year since episode 8. We need more!

[@EIDiabeetus]

Haha, I love that Haku is speaking real Japanese while the subs are just what the dialouge should be and not what he's actually saying, haha.

[@metalhead55593]

Probably the saddest realization I have every time I watch this is that I would TOTALLY watch a Mermaid Melody fan dub starring Will Farrell

[@aboubacaramine8689]

...and when I'm happy, and all the emotions in between...

[@LightningSpeed001]

Gilligan's crying at 5:44 made me loose my shit.

[@henry3484]

When's the next episode? It's been almost two years without any notices on whether you guys gaved up on more abridge Naruto eps or working on other stuff.

[@henry3484]

***** Thanks!!

[@djmallows8531]

okay man are you making a new one because seriously this is honestly and im not even lying the best series i have ever seen and i need more. I WILL DO ENNATHENG so please please please hurry with it man make the full series :)

[@AtroSpecter]

It's catra!

[@potatosandham]

Real ninjas call it catra

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

TANTRA!

[@lisa3640]

no matter how sad I feel, when I watch this there isn't ennething I can do to stop my laughter :D

[@ErasureBratt420]

I'm always coming back to this one lmao 😂😂

[@earthy205]

Still coming back to watch this in 2020!!!!! I'll never not love this

[@XxAngiexXRPI]

I wish this show ran longer, this is an awesome parody

[@scrambles8986]

Even after all these years I nearly spit out my tea laughing at 2:50. XD

[@SephirothSuperKool]

you know what the worst pain is? NOT HAVING ENNE MORE NARUTO ABRIDGED

[@tenebrasolanum4215]

*Enneh

[@asamiha13]

I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE ;_; I love them so much ♥♥

[@PFloydWall]

1:08 I know that lines coming everytime but I can't help but laugh out loud. It's just such an in-your-face and over-the-top reference lol

[@rubymack14]

this never gets old

[@snowwhistle1]

Think of how straining it must of been on him, doing so much work within in weeks time. Also, he used to be a one man show doing all the voices, etc. by himself; but now he does more collaborations and uses more people than just himself to work on an abridged episode, which means there's unfortunately bound to be delays.

[@bradwilcox08]

“Then that must mean I’m................a girl!” That made me chuckle

[@ProlificPops]

Sasuke: ''Daaaaaaayuum! She fine...'' LMAO!

[@obiwan2877]

"I am going to kill myself!" I died at that point

[@dreamhollow]

I wish this series was still going. It was so ridiculous that I'm deeply depressed it only had a few episodes.

[@Erikvd441thesecond]

A new episode is coming soon, they'll upload one episode per day on the TFS website and then EP 9 will be on there as well.

[@pop510]

"Subtitle jokes are hilarious." That gets me every time!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[@mr.l8723]

0:22 There will always be people like this😂

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

please continue doing this, actually it's better than the original TAS it's very funny.

[@TheNN]

"What are you going to do, blow bubbles at us?" *Cut to Utakata flipping the bird*

[@Doctorfudge62]

....... still waiting for the next episode

[@ThunderDraws]

a NILF ?! seriously? xD

[@ohmylorrd]

_TOO FUNNY!!!_

[@biancaaceituno1996]

Where is Killua?????

[@killuai453]

Bianca Aceituno Here

[@X7Excalibur]

Hey Lk. I know ygoa is your masterpiece. And i luv it. But this... This is your best thing. Eveer.

[@maxdot93]

"your emo style is no match for my weaboo style!"

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Whatever bitch! I can counter Ennething you throw at me!

[@TayoEXE]

Now that I speak Japanese, Haku's lines have added meaning (because they are all incredibly different from what he's actually saying xD).

[@KingdomCosplayers]

What is he actual saying? :O That has remained a mystery to all us non-Japanese-speaking fans all this time!

[@TayoEXE]

​@@KingdomCosplayers Probably is most of it is mumbled, so even my wife who's a native speaker didn't understand much either than usually the last parts. A lot of it is just nonsensical, except for the rapper stuff kind of lol. 1:35 "The stupid [...] was splendid." 1:53 "The second one and [below] are not good." 1:56 "Anne Hathaway was amazing, though." 3:43 "Do you know who my favorite rapper is?" 3:52 "Notorious B.I.G." 4:02 "That's what cigarettes are for [...]" 4:12 "[...] beat it?" 4:17 "Marshall Mathers (Eminem) isn't bad either." 4:22 "For cruel boys at least." 6:45 "(Literally in English) Tornado Kick!" 6:49 "To start things off, to forgive [you], a joke about [letters/blood] would be funny." 7:01 "Who wants [...] chips?"

[@ouiochigo3733]

sasuke:I cut my self when i'm bored and happy and all the emotions inbetween! ME:I THOUGHT YA DIDN'T HAVE EMOTIONS EXPECT THE EMOTION THAT YOUR EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maogu1999]

Dude I still can't believe you made Kakashi even more awesome than he already is.

[@Rashomski]

This episode is so freaking hilarious lol 😂 I'm actually on the ground laughing

[@MsShadowgeek]

Can't believe it's been so long

[@legoproz8561]

Where is episode 9, it's been over 5 years now !!!

[@jredbaron96]

"What are you going to do, blow bubbles?" "No!...Haku forget the bubble technique."

[@dub16rider]

Mooooooreeee, mooooooreee, mooooore of this! This hits my kind of humor right in the balls!

[@ciiro1566]

Sasuke: Daaaaaayum, she fine. XD

[@zekeo111]

Naruto: A- Sasuke: A- Naruto: Ny- Sasuke: Ny- Naruto: Thing Sasuke: Thing Naruto: Anything Sasuke: Anana Naruto: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Best part

[@DigidesteinedSayian]

The best part about Zabuza accidentally recycling Disney plots is that just killing them is the Huns' plot in Mulan.