3. Footprints in the sand ... the beach is back

[@jswjanjan]

A pariah with no friends and no family is about to lecture us on entertaining. 😀👍

[@user-tg7lb8mo8o]

She's actually turned into a parody of herself.

[@angelau1194]

Avid Gardener did a wonderful parody of her frolicking on the sand with her locks flowing around in the breeze.

[@Polopony]

Since she started the Tig c2015(?), M has described a perfect parabolic career curve and arrived right back where she started, just a decade older, and clearly, no wiser.

[@eleiseedits]

She’s too old for instagram

[@debbymorey7691]

OnlyFans perhaps?!

[@sharonc9259]

@@debbymorey7691too old for that!

[@gwendolineknox784]

I like that description @Polopony

[@JoyJoy-sc1ov]

She’s a boomerang!🪃

[@mflow6485]

A million dollars a post. I will not be supporting anyone that supports her.

[@windywednesday4166]

Right?! 😂❤ if she gets anything near that, it's definitely a money laundering scheme!😂❤

[@tatyanamelnikoff9578]

how could lilttle hawwy be so stupid? is he really THAT stupid???

[@cindydavis3676]

IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN FOR THE DELUDED FRAUD!! In my opinion!

[@stephensimonroth4722]

Harry must have used a helluva LONG LENS to have filmed HER from across the world!

[@windywednesday4166]

Right?! I only got a glimpse of the video, but it looked like it was on a tripod! 😮 ❤

[@georgiapeach3679]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catherinepositano8544]

😂😂😂🇬🇸👍👍

[@jackiegould1569]

The trouble is, anything markles endorses loses both customers and reputation. Even the lowly Lemonada lost its fizz.

[@carolinelane9599]

Forgot about that. She loves to announce stuff and never to be heard of again or makes a meal of it. 40 by 40 or ARO comes to mind.

[@jackiegould1569]

@@carolinelane9599 Ahh true!

[@Missy802]

And she does this the same day as the New Orleans tragedy, which just shows she has no empathy at all.

[@cindydavis3676]

She never did, never will! M is a duchess, the ditches of Suckegg’s! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She’s absolutely ridiculous…when is going to get it, nobody cares about her!! My opinion!

[@tracydaye6059]

Probably due to Chelsea Davey posting herself on a beach recently on Instagram 😂😂 Meggsy can't compare even with ex- girlfriends 😂😂😂

[@katr5785]

Narcissists do not have empathy. They are self absorbed.

[@wildideas7368]

I think she published this before the New Orleans tragedy.

[@ChainMail2024]

@wildideas7368 I read it was an hour after

[@chandrachauhan4068]

The Beach is back? 😂 oh Paula you have the best way with words. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 standing ovation! Happy New Year ❤🎉🎊🇮🇳

[@joannefairhead2403]

Yes,I think this takes first prize for Paula😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@alicesprings9844]

Paula often creates brilliant, funny and snarky titles but this one had me laughing for sure!

[@susanlawrence9065]

The delusion continues. A forty year old behaving like a teenager. But then, there are teenagers who are more mature than she is.

[@marylea6114]

Don't you mean a 50 year old?

[@PollyAmorous]

She definitely isn’t 40!!!

[@cheriem432]

Perhaps you meant "47 year old"?

[@katrose1701]

Closer to half a century

[@theseeker4642]

A younger Marilyn Monroe was filmed running along a beach towards the sea, MMarkle doesn't have an original idea in her head, she just copies.

[@MW222-s8u]

Netflix should do a documentary on Harry and call it "Harry Plotter, The Half Witted Prince

[@AmandaSherman-q9o]

😂😂

[@cindydavis3676]

Great one!!!!

[@Julia_Marie378]

Love this!! 😂😂

[@mummatanj]

Just saw the promo for her cooking show - won't be watching

[@AnneofCleves-jw4ru]

Spare - the halfprice prince

[@LuckyLadyTarot]

This is her newest vision board..writing in the sand on the beach! Lol

[@finnev]

The beach is back! I am dying 😂😂😂😂

[@englishlin7020]

Still laughing 🤣

[@ajune583]

🎯!! 🤣😂

[@loricasper4375]

It took me a minute 😳 but then I got it 😂😂😂 it’s still early here 😂😂😂

[@berniemckenna3487]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one 👍

[@margueritedilosa2944]

The beach os black ! Not golden like some beautiful beaches that give us the feeling of health and summer vibes , all good signs of positive vibes .

[@janetoglestone7279]

"Those hooves..."😂😅 Behooves me not to notice those being sucked into the beach.

[@worldgonemad1977]

I see she added Duchess of Sussex - then turned the comments off 😂. 💕🕯

[@gabrielagaytan6575]

That's how stupidly coward she really is ...😅

[@ladylunatique9383]

😂😂😂

[@DoreeseEveritt]

I saw that she can sure dish out all the lies about the royal family but when it comes to herself she turns off the comments what a loser

[@safuraschroder]

She can't fave reality😊

[@nikki2kk]

The coward she is. Jada Pinkett did the same thing once people were calling her out.

[@mctea2033]

Hmmm, fun and frolicks at the beach.... like the Wales' in Norfolk perchance? 🤔🤨😒🙄

[@ajune583]

Peat & re-peat! Nothing new here, as expected!

[@michellegordon456]

That is exactly what I thought :-)

[@chrissierichards6802]

What is she influencing. That was recorded in 2022. The twins advise everyone not to click on it. Just making her money. Pathetic. I wouldnt touch it. Mostly bots xx

[@cheriem432]

Can you give me the name of this site, so I don't click on it?

[@ChristineSmith-b6n]

I dont know about anyone else in this world but this is getting exhausting , we have no way to stop this from happening but about a year ago or not even that weren't these two speaking on the evilness of SOCIAL MEDIA, shes making herself look crazier than usual , so desperate,

[@cheriem432]

Sorry, I don't mean to criticize, "but this is *getting* exhausted"? As far as many of us are concerned, we have been exhausted for years now!

[@Isla2715]

Instagram is her level. She has no talent for anything else.

[@ajune583]

No talent required, just a love of self....

[@safuraschroder]

Yes her talent is love herself, look at me attitudes 😊

[@Marianne-f9z]

The beach is back! Cheeky 😂

[@Babette-cr2zu]

I almost missed that one. Love the titles so much.

[@cheriem432]

I didn't catch the pun right away! I'm an idiot! 🤔

[@fayarmitage6877]

I think it's brill well done Paula your on fire today ❤❤

[@wordsbloom]

An influencer has to have the ability to influence a lot of people. The only person Meghan can influence is Harry.

[@cheriem432]

. . . and this is not even true, all the time!

[@diannecameron8359]

And the Sugars.

[@cheriem432]

@@diannecameron8359 . . . and the squaddies

[@KazzyD]

She's already renamed it to add her title, didn't think it would take long for her to merch that Title, never one to miss a trick.

[@fayarmitage6877]

Yes the title of a divorcee the word the after her name and before duchess title is the title of a divorcee

[@catclelland2447]

I said yesterday on X her trailer was about to drop after the IG post, and BAM! Today, Netflix trailer drops

[@Lillabetable]

I never comment……. but man oh man what a title. Paula you are on fire. 😂😂😂❤

[@khackett7980]

😀😀

[@gabrielagaytan6575]

Gotta love your way with words! 🎉🎉🎉

[@Wildflowers516]

This is the first account she attached her name too , i believe she’s been on all along …. Comments are turned off ! I will not look at her account as I will not provide a view count for her ! I believe they should be watched to make sure not up to shady business- I just want said kids proof that they do belong in LOS. Thx Paula , have a good day everyone ❤

[@ajune583]

Influencer with 'no comments' allowed?? Isn't that the complete opposite to what normal Influencers want/do? Oh right, this is 43%....She is 'Special'! 😉🤣

[@fifid]

she's some beach alright

[@tracydaye6059]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good one luv it 😂😂😂

[@mscelbabe1]

Omg the feet- they must be a men’s size 14 U.K. sizing!

[@chooky7814]

Hahahahahahaha

[@MsSparklesNGlitter]

Her downfall is epic and what is the most hilarious is she refuses to admit that this is a massive downfall. A senior member of the BRF to IG influencer in her mid 40s. It is interesting that on her profile no mention of being a wife or a mother.

[@Elizabeth-g6z3p]

She tried to "milk" wife, mother profiles - FAILED, FAILED. A truly Evil Narcissist.

[@foremansfolley]

It seems to me that when one is spiraling this far down into the mental abyss of insanity, facts and the truth aren't anywhere to be seen. She has lost her ability (if she ever had any) to follow along with her own "story". She seems to have just thrown out the window all the past things she's claimed. As if all of us are idiots. Tsk tsk. Another epic failure on the horizon. IMO

[@rainbowgreen22]

The snark tonight was stellar! Thank you Paula 😂❤

[@aletha460]

She doesn't want to hear any feedback from anyone. It's just 'la-la... my life is wonderful and I don't care what anyone else thinks! My life's wonderful, and so am I-tra la la!'

[@melindak.21]

Megsy- TURN ON THE COMMENTS!!!!

[@DoreeseEveritt]

exactly!!!! she can throw down everybody else but she can't turn on her own comment LOL she's such a loser

[@nikki2kk]

She’s too much of a coward to do that.

[@jackiegould1569]

How come she has over 800k in such a short time when ARO got far less? Ahh harrys inheritance. Lots of bots.

[@wildideas7368]

This launching is all over the World in media. People are stupid enough to go and have a look. - I don't believe that this is a family video, but there is again some professional help. Harry is mentioned, because William had took the photo of his family and so these two have to copy them and try to show that they can do better.

[@susanhuntley8206]

She probably bought followers

[@deahmcneill3240]

I agree. Lots and lots of bots.

[@kathrynabbott5032]

Bots

[@jessicaotherwise9194]

That's a lot of bots! 🤣🤣🤣

[@wildideas7368]

I don't think so. Just read the comments here. People are really interested in her insta and have gone (even if they might claim something else).

[@libbykilpatrick1578]

🤣🤣🤣 Your titles Paula!!!!! They grab the attention.

[@wiseriver]

I love all her titles! So witty & spot on! 😂❤

[@Polopony]

Oh dear. The Ten of Swords had me laughing immoderately. I must be such a bad person...

[@AuntClara0911]

Enjoying & seeing karma in action is Not bad it solidifies that though sometimes slow karmic retribution Does exist!

[@alicesprings9844]

You are not alone! I'm not a b*tchy person but the Hag has been so cruel and caused so much misery that I also enjoy a little schadenfreude where she is concerned!

[@mflow6485]

Lol - It's very satisfying to see the bad guy fail. Someone without empathy or substance, who cares only about money and status, who relies almost exclusively on false narratives, who manipulates her fragile husband by pretending to channel his dead mother, who has children that she does not love or care for just for leverage and merching purposes - allegedly - is a bad guy. She cannot fail enough to suit me.

[@IreneHarrison-Bond]

Like she says it doesn’t matter. Shame her as much as you want she is Teflon nothing sticks, she does not feel shame or love as she has no empathy.

[@Opiniatedwoman]

You must all look at Avid Gardener video. She did an absolutely brilliant parody!

[@podpip888]

Yes the parody is brilliant!

[@thomasinavolkman4456]

A normal, sane person would have been introspective and said to themselves "maybe it's me, that is responsible for my bad luck and maybe I should change my evil ways."

[@debbymorey7691]

The world of bots!

[@kristinlutzke6961]

Exactly

[@MW222-s8u]

I won't be following her on Instagram. I'm sure others won't either

[@HimikoLily]

I won’t be either just sick and fed up with her.

[@AmandaSherman-q9o]

Me neither

[@kathrynriggs2489]

I think it's actually rebrand # 333! How absolutly boring and childish she is

[@karenturner7184]

Not unkind, but her feet are really white. Anyone notice too she had to have a few practices at writing 2025???? My thoughts are with those who lost family in the terrible incident in New Orleans. Wishing you all a Happy New Year x

[@cheriem432]

And you! She honestly seems to believe that the public doesn't notice things like this.

[@kathrynabbott5032]

It’s her freakish attention to detail.

[@yorkshiregal]

Hello Paula and Everyone 🙋‍♀️🇬🇧🦋

[@SharonSeaver]

Good afternoon, Yorkshiregal 🙋‍♀️ 🇺🇲❤

[@ajune583]

🙋‍♀ Sure didn't take long for 43% to make her 2025 debut??!! Of course the pic of Harry with 'a child' surfing beat Her to the punch on the 'what will H&M be up to in the new year', question, Oh my?! Seems it took a few takes to get the writing in the sand down pat, as the video showed her 'practice' runs. Looks like it's another year, more promises, becoming an 'influencer' that No one may comment on? Isn't that bad/the opposite for influence business?? 😊🇨🇦❄☕🇬🇧

[@macfaeblackpool]

Hallo and Happy New Year 🙏💜

[@yorkshiregal]

@ Hi there, I haven’t seen the video, what a pathetic desperate pair they are though. We subscribed to Netflix on Boxing Day and hubby was watching H&M documentary and a bit of Suits 😠 No way will I watch anything that they are involved in. He did give me his opinion and it matches ours, I can’t really put it in writing 😉😂 Have a good evening. 🙋‍♀️🦋🤗🇬🇧🇨🇦

[@yvonnecarter8460]

🙋‍♀️🌹hope all is good with you and yours. Had to defrost the car this morning and I think it will be Thame tomorrow ❄️❄️

[@TaurusMoon-hu3pd]

The title! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

[@cherylcampbell5654]

Love your 'giggles' again, Paula. Happy New Year and Thank You.

[@ernagalvin4244]

Loved the hilarious title!

[@BM-Barbara]

I have got to say Paula your titles cracks me up sometimes.😂😂 Turning the comments off sums it up completely, she knows she would get negative comments. If you can't stand the HEAT get out of the kitchen.

[@gwendolineknox784]

What a pun (unintended?) @BM That's yet to come apparently January 15th.

[@deborahmulliss6554]

I be a successful influencer you need to get people to spend money, significant amounts. The high end is already taken and Amazon and Temu have the tat. In this economy people are being discerning. Her market is the 40 plus, the young with money aren’t interested in instagram it’s a dying platform. Thank you Paula

[@supernana7944]

Isn't the era of the influencer over?

[@cheriem432]

If it isn't, it most definitely should be.

[@trishabens6357]

Her reputation has ruined any potential for INFLUENCING!

[@supernana7944]

@trishabens6357 except away from things.

[@trishabens6357]

@@supernana7944 good call.

[@nancyraymond3381]

Followers=Bots

[@carolynmcmillan7852]

Thank you for today’s reading ❤. Hypocrisy abounds in her world.

[@Radiant9296]

The universe is rewarding MM back all her trophies she had planned on her vision board. She deserves what this reading has displayed.

[@elainebutterworth8051]

If she could only show us that she can do "clean, decent and honest" we might take notice - but she can't and she won't - that's not the nature of the beast...

[@Elizabeth-g6z3p]

Thank You Paula. The M is such a successful FAILURE - she's FALLEN and continues to do so. All condolences to those who have suffered and lost lives in the New Orleans tragedy. God Bless Everyone. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@lynnemccully6014]

The Sun just released the trailer for the cooking show! I'm like you, Paula, cant wait 😂

[@mummatanj]

I won't be watching

[@lynnemccully6014]

@TanyaJones-tg7fz I, for one, can't wait to hear Paula's snark. Just saying.

[@thepunpolice11]

Cooking show January 15th. You're getting your wish. Clip of Harry in it. Not to be out done by Catherine she is wearing a bee keeping suit.

[@daynashallenberger6256]

why doesn't she see she will never be successful while actively hating her husband's family. Its not possible.

[@annedavis3746]

passe? try menopausal. She's beyond her sell by date.

[@LET337]

Harry did not film this. Her friend Jake the photographer is saying he did on twitter X

[@safuraschroder]

She's lying again lol

[@Elizabeth-g6z3p]

I'm sending Love, Condolences and heaps of Healing to everyone in New Orleans, Las Vegas and Queens. Truly horrific times for these people. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@kathrynkelman5334]

Well just been announced that her cooking show or whatever crap show it is, is out on Netflix on January 15th. Well 2025 couldn't have got off to a worse start then for Netflix could it? Lol. God help us all.

[@eleiseedits]

@@kathrynkelman5334 right time to cancel Netflix

[@ladyvilla1956]

Don't watch it! Wait for the YT channels to go to town on it, then perhaps Netflix will finally see the light!

[@eleiseedits]

@@ladyvilla1956 I’m not going to be watching and your right KZbin is going to have filed day

[@kathrynkelman5334]

@ladyvilla1956 I've never watched anything with the traitors in it. Only seen bits of Oprah interview, not full interview, no Netflix shows & only other bits shown on tv or on KZbin. Time is precious & too short so got better things to do with my time. I have my opinion after everything they have said & done & nothing will ever change my mind on them. She could become the reincarnation of the virgin Mary & him Jesus (no offence to religious people) but nothing can change what they have done & said. NOTHING. Absolutely Disgusting & Despicable Traitors then, now & always.

[@kathrynkelman5334]

@ladyvilla1956 I've never watched anything with the traitors in it. Only seen bits of Oprah interview, not full interview, no Netflix shows & only other bits shown on tv or on KZbin. Time is precious & too short so got better things to do with my time. I have my opinion after everything they have said & done & nothing will ever change my mind on them. She could become the reincarnation of the virgin Mary & him Jesus (no offence to religious people) but nothing can change what they have done & said. NOTHING. Absolutely Disgusting & Despicable Traitors then, now & always.

[@trishabens6357]

TOW reputation has ruined any potential for INFLUENCING! She is not trusted or believed!

[@annieearle962]

Comments are off of course…..how many takes…2025 all over the beach…..definitely not H behind the camera, too slick. Then the ghastly timing over a tragedy….wow. Bots won’t buy things?

[@BeanyBop444]

I am surprised that the cooking show is set for 15th, would have assumed launch would be 8 or 9th to scupper/coincide with Catherine, The Princess of Wales birthday on the 9th. Maybe there is something else planned for the interim.

[@safuraschroder]

Sussex is pathetic and insecure must compete with the Wales.

[@valereehansen4378]

It's the Rogue Princess in her world of Make Believe, sinking lower and lower into a deep void.

[@susanjacquier5358]

Second comment... Catherine gives..gives with all her being .Rachel just takes, and takes and takes......

[@elizabliss6528]

😂😂😂 great title!

[@TaurusMoon-hu3pd]

Did anyone see the memes? They're hilarious!

[@lynettebrown2871]

It’s probably the only outlet where she can appear to be successful… her bot followers etc

[@Username451-t6f]

Middle aged crisis springs to mind.

[@carolynmartin7750]

Apparently Harry could not have filmed ...

[@shamshadmughal1628]

I read somewhere that it was her photographer friend who went to Africa with her.

[@charliesmith_]

Love your excellent literate _WIT._ *Well titled video, Paula*

[@locutorest]

Happy New Year!

[@_TheOneRing_]

Thank you for reading Paula 💐

[@tongueincheek99]

I was very surprised to see this video clip on one of our larger news programs last night (northern CA, USA). The news anchor just announced that "Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex" was launching her Instagram account. That was pretty much it, over and done. Seems like a big nothing burger to me.

[@christinehamnett846]

Best thing they ever did was to leave thebRf bet there dancing in the forecourts at WINSOR

[@patriciaannradford8701]

Deluded indeed, it appears that Meghan has no concept of the contempt that she is regarded with after many attempts to hoodwink the public.

[@patricialazell38]

I wouldn't click on her Instagram, it'll only help her algorithm

[@deahmcneill3240]

In early days, people will be curious. I hope they remember to unsubribe when they leave.

[@rolo7816]

I was looking forward to this one and I'm sure it will be good

[@curiouscat4052]

The trailer for the cooking show has landed and plenty of negativity on X comments on Instagram turned off, just as well

[@wilmabryce4727]

Great read Paula love daily mail input imo it's all coming together. Or not.....😮😂🎉

[@ceciliasawicki6647]

Great reading

[@carolynmartin7750]

All of her squad would follow her.. I never do.

[@eleiseedits]

Oh mad world tarot instagram is dying it’s not the same what it used to be I don’t understand why Meghan wants to go back in the past and become a social influencer

[@ajune583]

Grabbing at straws now, not saying she's desperate but.....??!!

[@Elizabeth-g6z3p]

Narcissists often go back to the past because their "disorder" dictates that modus operandi. They are "soulless" shells, stalking and using others and their "energy" to gain some semblance of "being alive"!!!!🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@P2Zip]

​@@ajune583Ok, I will say it. She is DESPERATE! Very Desperate.

[@ajune583]

@@P2Zip 🎯! Seems you get to reply to my comment using the same words, but mine is taken down?? Hope your comment lasts longer!!

[@sgeorgia4729]

Does anyone know if she turned off the comments as/before she posted on Instagram or were there so many negative comments that she had to make them go away? I remember when she read her stupid book on YT there were over something like 25 thousand down votes when YT shut down the count so no one could see how many down votes there were. Thank you, as always, Paula!

[@daletryde1047]

Thank you so much 🦋💜

[@ColleenDwight]

Great reading ty❤

[@teganproctor4822]

Exactly she can pay for fake likes and subscribers…

[@marylea6114]

It's distraction by distraction by distraction.

[@carolynmartin7750]

Did you notice the very white legs running on the beach

[@annekingston9861]

She clearly forgot about her much vaunted 43% and the need to ‘brown up’ her extremities!

[@marymilroy2923]

Love your readings Paula you make me laugh so much thank you. 😂😂💐💗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@maggieobrien892]

6 of pentacles? I immediately head myself thinking "Robbing Peter to pay Paul"🤣Maybe it's acquired that meaning here???

[@margaretlovecchio8316]

We know it’s her she has to “rebrand” writing in the sand for cripe’s sake 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@geefull]

Thank you Paula, IMO looks like it was part of the pre publicity for the cooking show since the trailer is now out apparently.

[@patriciaboyd6161]

Happy New year Paula.

[@LilyfromCornwall]

Hi Paula. Thank you so much for using Mystic Mondays cards yesterday. I just love the cards and I was hoping you’d use them soon. You must have heard me. Thank you! 🥰

[@karlalini5744]

I find it very interesting that her profile makes NO mention of her being a wife and mother! Is that some sort of admission?

[@cherylpetersen2493]

💕💟 thank you Paula 💜