3 SCARY GAMES #33

[@krisr1885]

Slenderman: "Nah, i'm getting too old for this."

[@rubyjanejennie9263]

Slendrina: *you better curse him then*

[@samfive4641]

It's ok Slender I can kill him for u XD

[@danklockdown9757]

@@rubyjanejennie9263 Granny: Or maybe I will do it

[@z-trip5457]

Sirenhead: Gotchu fam

[@sharksoda1664]

mood

[@hank8310]

Mark be like: I fear no man But that thing POINTS AT RADIO* It scares me

[@zombieninjablu5622]

Lol. You get that from tf2?

[@hank8310]

Zombie Ninja Blue who is tf2

[@dylansturges8780]

It's a game

[@hank8310]

Dylan Sturges ok thanks for telling me

[@hank8310]

Zombie Ninja Blue no I didn’t get it from tf2

[@LuxiChara]

Game: "If the lights went out would you be scared?" Mark: "No" *Lights go out, door opens, Mark shouts* Game: Are you sure about that?

[@Roadent1241]

Who isn't startled when a power cut happens? XD

[@biggamesplayer1528]

@@Roadent1241 true lol.

[@HeluvKamz]

69 likes (I can't like) nice 😎

[@Ashley-po3zm]

Well technically he screamed because of door squeaking

[@robobitch5564]

After mark shouts **john cena rips a hole in wall** *r u sure about that*

[@theowl1937]

Computer: "Have you ever had a panic attack?" Mark: *Panicking* "NO!"

[@kaiburrus3190]

The whole point of the first game was that "Limits like fear is often an illusion" The fear in the game was supposed to be an illusion

[@chronic_artist2501]

But it’s so lame....

[@thdetdestro151]

really interesting concept, I'd say it was pretty well executed too, not sure how I would have improved on it.

[@chronic_artist2501]

@Thomas Lizzi Looking back on it kinda makes sense, the suspense was well executed.

[@MDG-mykys]

@@chronic_artist2501 At each his owns.

[@xcamer0n353]

@@thomaslizzi still lame, we all play games to have fun, not to be taught a fckn lesson

[@StrongRuler]

11:11 "If the lights went out, would you be scared?" Mark: Nahhh, I'm brave! *Lights go out, door opens* Mark: UAAAAGH!

[@clarycekoonce586]

Trick question. The lights were bot the reason he got scared, the door was

[@isitstilldarkout7971]

This is very much me:)

[@jacobthompson8007]

StrongRuler that bit cracked me up!

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

It's just acting, he's not actually scared.

[@GodlessCreature_04]

At the end of the game, we see this quote: "Limits, like fear, is often an illusion." "Slender - Lonely Home" Despite this being a Slender-Man game, our antagonist never appears but once. Is this game's existence purely just to play on your fear? You know who Slender is, you know what he does, but nothing happens? You see him for a split second, but then he disappears. Gone, zap, cabloosh. Whenever you collect the pages, it's supposed to get harder, as all Slender games do. If so, then why do we remain alone? The sounds change, but that was just to keep you on your toes. The radio playing the scary noises, the thumping, the shuffling around the house. Was there any REAL cause? Was there an actual entity causing these noises? Or was it just fear our character was experiencing? Lonely House. It's almost like Slender-Man was never there.

[@aaronfigueroa2454]

Fuck he’s good

[@mehp_]

O.O

[@transling8662]

Can I go to sleep now?

[@GodlessCreature_04]

@@transling8662 yes you may

[@seangaming8229]

I love it. I like how they used the atmosphere of the game to play on your fears with no actual threat. Really cool idea

[@yourtearsaremyfuel6066]

Me watching this after unus annus is gone: Mark: Unus Annus Me: *cries*

[@marcus-so5rw]

yo same. made me sad as hell

[@phillipriskowski5605]

Sadness all around

[@greekfromgrybergrog]

i came into the comments just to find some one who felt the same

[@Azumarhi]

Memento mori my friend. May our clocks forever chime together

[@sohanierampersaud7424]

Same.......

[@CrimePaint]

Man, remember when the scariest thing on the internet was a faceless teleporting tall boy in a 3-piece suit? Good times.

[@coolpizzacook]

Look the scary thing about him is far more than just teleporting and being faceless. It's his powers beyond. His power to keep an immaculate suit while in forests and dirty mansions.

[@pamfarmer4420]

Yeah now the scariest thing is a bald man when before that it was a floating head.. good times..

[@monet8954]

Now that's just a description of everyone's dream man

[@milkforever]

I'm still thinking he kills you if you see him for too long, if the long "eye" contact killing thing is right, then i would just sprint to a corner then never look back until he's gone

[@Bullboy_Adventures]

He was basically the master of uncanny valley. Uncanny valley is when something looks human, but isn't quite right. Like dolls or mannequins

[@Nightmarepro9916]

“If you ever go missing would people go looking for you” only about 37.1 million Edit, Thank you to everyone telling me the current updates I love you all :) Edit 2, 4 years I’ve updated this number for 4 years and I will not stop now

[@Phoenixsorcerer24]

Dang, beat me to it. XD But yeah, I'm pretty sure if Markimoo went missing, the world would be in an uproar. You never know what Markiplier's vids are helping with... Or keeping at bay... >_> *glances over to the bright red button labeled "Apocalypse".* ... ... Simple... Don't take Markimoo away from his fans... And they won't press that button...

[@optimusburrinktea562]

If mark went missing I’d actually join the nearby gangs and force them to look for him

[@Phoenixsorcerer24]

@Kirishimas Crocs I don't know why my comment made you so uncomfortable... All I said... Well... Implied... Was that Markiplier is keeping the apocalypse at bay. You mean to tell me you wouldn't reenact the "Kanker Hissy Fit" from Ed, Edd, & Eddy and become part of the force that splits the ground open if Mark was to suddenly vanish/die?

[@GoldPhoenix5843]

If you think no one cares about you, try missing a cojple bills and see what'll happen

[@Nightmarepro9916]

Thanks everyone for 1k likes most I ever got (my highest before this was 2)

[@spartanstick4556]

Mark: "I'm A mAn WhO oWnS FIVE OVENS!" Favorite line ever.

[@noahwhite7848]

I died when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

[@auto_toons_official2423]

Thank you just thank you i wad rly hoping someone would reference that

[@raywoods2373]

....

[@taylorverse5550]

I WAS GONNA FUCKING COMMENT THIS 🤣🤣🤣

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Germans during World War II:

[@vycris9455]

Mark's reaction when the computer goes "Mark?" Was priceless.. I come back to it just to see that reaction lol

[@millo7295]

Yeah he was acting (deadpan)

[@127sys]

Sean: if you’re sad, you’re sad. It’s okay to be sad. Mark: don’t know why you’re crying so much, we all have problems.

[@catsfavor]

Good vs bad

[@ya.ghostie]

AlienZGamer Liked your comment until I read the last part. Smh

[@kaiijak]

i think they're both just as motivational

[@joshoswald6842]

@AlienZGamer hey have a happy Thanksgiving to you too! And no one cares!

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Mario and Luigi memes be like

[@togetherbewell]

"Do you know who you are?" Mark: "I'm a man who owns *five* ovens."

[@dabitodoroki2617]

I'm your 600th like and how does someone own 5 fricken ovens?!

[@umbraexe3069]

@@dabitodoroki2617 he has 2 bakeing ovens, a toaster oven, a little other oven lookin thing thays still and oven, and then a regualr oven with a stovetop. If you watch the (creme brule?) Markiplier makes, he says it

[@dabitodoroki2617]

@@umbraexe3069 Oh...Okay :3

[@hashbrownselfie7524]

I saw that part and my first thought was: “Weird flex but ok.”

[@real_1llusi0n15]

"Do you know who you are?" Me: "I am a woman who sleeps early and wakes up late."

[@lydialadraa2333]

“You don’t need to cry so much, we all have our problems” -Markiplier 2019 (We know Mark)

[@ayamisdelicious3600]

Are you Swedish miss?

[@lydialadraa2333]

Katie Coconut I’m sorry, I just meant it as a joke

[@lydialadraa2333]

Ayam is delicious no..?

[@antagonist1038]

We will remember that one

[@ayamisdelicious3600]

@@lydialadraa2333 Oh😲. Thanks 😊

[@rickybobby1411]

Watching this in 2021 hurt. "Unus Annus 351 days left" I almost cried

[@hobbydogs]

Cried for what...?

[@Jacobryan-ys3zg]

@@hobbydogs "You wouldn't get it"

[@LookAtThisClown.]

@@Jacobryan-ys3zg Momento Mori

[@superkamisenzubean]

Ooh! [DELETED CHANNEL]

[@NinjaChief101]

Every time I see anything unus annus I do cry. I didnt realize til it was gone I realized how much it mattered to me. And when the timer counted down and it hit zero and then the stream went dark I started crying bigtime. My mom watched a couple hours of it even tho she had never actually watched it with me (she understood how meaningful it was to me) and she was enjoying the storys and videos they did show. I miss unus annus.

[@LunaIsOnYoutube]

I love how the game just suddenly: “Mark?” If it was me, I’d go cry in the corner and have a panick attack

[@MyOwnEmailshow]

So I played the game also, if you don't want a spoiler don't read, all this does is takes your PC's name

[@multipersonalityTV]

see I've played this, it confused the hell out of me because my laptop is named Fart face. so you can imagine how fucking random and funny it was to me!

[@Tentegen]

Lol. That would have hilariously deescalated the situation a bit for me seeing as how I name my computer's after characters I've written.

[@paigedisheroon]

I kinda got scared for him. 😅😅 I was like wait... how does it know his name?! 😂😂

[@optimusburrinktea562]

My name is anal baguette so this’ll be fun

[@deanhouse878]

The second one was cool. "Do you know the person behind you" and the player assumes it is talking to them. When in reality it was talking to the character about the player.

[@damon1710]

I love you for explaining this-

[@runk3216]

Angel Martin what’s the video?

[@justyourhomiehere6525]

Angel Martin what’s the video??

[@PandaThing]

@@angelmartin4101 we all want the video name. 👀👀

[@benjaminwolf8495]

That’s pretty deep.

[@thethingy_doublet]

Unus Annus: “One Year” Unos Anus: “One Ass”

[@Roadent1241]

Well THAT explains why the channel's got inappropriate stuff they wouldn't dare post on their own instead of being a cool ARG. -_- Only been interested in the last recent two, I might actually watch them.

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

@DrDingo nani

[@thatdrippyfordranger7951]

The year of the crazed butt stabber...

[@loudand_clear4883]

This explains so much

[@auctive7439]

Urus Anus: Your anus

[@luhehe4240]

Me: sees UnusAnnus in the beginning remembering it's over Also Me: *cries inside*

[@notequalto5179]

What is UnnusAnnus?

[@daniiiii5680]

LITTERLY ME

[@greekfromgrybergrog]

@@notequalto5179 it was a beautiful thing that only lasted a year it is gone forever and anyone who reuploads it has sinned against Mark and Ethan

[@AM-og9ek]

@@greekfromgrybergrog I never watched it, so now that I know what it is, I’m sad I didn’t

[@drgym11]

@@notequalto5179 It was a channel Ethan and Mark created and they posted videos every single day for a year. And on the final day (the day before it’s been a year) they did a countdown til 12 am and once it was 12 am they deleted the channel and all of the social media

[@smeeeeeef]

“Open the folder on your desk” actually scared me a bit since there’s actually a folder on my desk. A bank folder. Taxes are scary.

[@Uhhm123]

69th like let's get it 🚬💊💉🔫💲👉👌

[@starfoundead]

Aotearoa Seymour this is the only appropriate situation that I am allowed to say “Ok boomer”

[@Uhhm123]

Who are you saying it to?

[@kanesquall2732]

markiplier: "what the hell am i supposed to do???" also mark: *only reads 2 of the directions*

[@aydrian2303]

Kane Squall the comment ive been scrolling for😩

[@souleater4242564kodd]

I don't understand how one can look through a list of directions and only see 2 of them.

[@pearlbismuth1910]

He pulled an Arin

[@doggoruiningartworks]

Finally, he truly is a Grump

[@mariogirl8100]

Hey Squall.

[@jonathanwhitney1602]

GAME: shows a button to call dog MARK: am i supposed to be trying to find my dog or something

[@herbwert]

No he didn't. You just want views.

[@zrjpeg]

I was gonna say that lol

[@kat6975]

ShaneTheRat 17:50

[@hazearcade7061]

The unus annus thing hurt- but like “I AM A MAN- WHO OWNS 5 OVENSSSSS”

[@aerol9995]

I know the unus annus thing really hurt I went “WELL IM SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST FALSE HOW DARE YOU” but the 5 ovens thing was worth it

[@blakeishere1203]

I READ THIS COMMENT AT THE EXACT MOMENT HE SAID IT 🤣

[@gabecourson5492]

Me too, it hurt

[@NitroTheCat]

Im crying

[@hazearcade7061]

@David R i know, im just saying

[@EmberWishes147]

Unus Annus trailers: *creepy as fuck* Unus Annus content: *let's eat play-doh*

[@tangledairpods5553]

perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@c10v3r]

Normal people: Unus Annus Me: ANUS ANUS

[@lillebo77]

Thicc Fork That one was just as scary as the trailers

[@lucashallo4760]

Wat

[@JCW7100]

Haha exactly!

[@freakyskull516]

"have you ever had a panic attack?" no, but i feel like this game's plan is to make me...

[@shad0w531]

freakyskull516 lol that’s what i thought

[@aso-chan]

I did. I had an anger attack, a panic attack... •-•

[@MutzuriGaming]

Mark: "I'm brave" Light went out* O . O

[@cookiehunter1357]

○_○

[@FireflyProductions]

Damn. I never thought I'd hear that ticking sound again.

[@alcesalces2218]

cue intense crying

[@raindrop5243]

Cue chanting "Unus Annus"

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@raindrop5243 heyyy the new translate thing says one year!

[@babidavi6910]

Game: "Are you alone?" - cuts to ads - Ad: "There's someone in your house.." Alrighty then 😭

[@Miles_Edwards]

Think it's tryin' to send you a message

[@moondrop784]

It’s right, there’s someone in my house. I’m hiding in my room.

[@owenisnotok]

Queen DMC r/thathappened

[@babidavi6910]

@@owenisnotok Yeah, I think it was that Black Christmas commercial.

[@midgetcocaine1623]

Queen DMC this dude really commenting on 2 year old videos

[@windup1999]

When the unus annus ad came up in the beginning I can’t be the only, one that thought someone made a unus annus fan game that mark decided to play

[@sockisanidot]

zesuvious I honestly got really excited

[@marigoffney5010]

zesuvious 🤣🤣🤣

[@Averns]

What's the game

[@bee5308]

zesuvious I thought that to 😂

[@shaggy9194]

You have 356 seconds,find the videos with a lot of veiws,5 videos,time runs out, Mark instley kills you,and cranky is trying to kill you,by chasing you around the Mansion

[@miloluvr22]

guy in beginning of slender game: *cries in auto tune*

[@sheesh13-n4w]

army?

[@pinkponypool]

Sounds like a woman crying in auto tune though

[@luvyjoon5228]

and i oop-

[@miloluvr22]

@@sheesh13-n4w omg army😳✋

[@ryshrep4955]

Its slime cycle!

[@WulfysGamingTidbits]

Mr. Slenderman comes home after a long night of chasing people through the woods only to find a crazy person running around his house stealing his artwork and switching off his radios.

[@JeehrhJj]

Lolll

[@l0stlights]

It's called "lonely" home for a reason. There's no one there, including Slenderman.

[@Bullboy_Adventures]

That's deep. It's just someone going crazy

[@fandomshipper8674]

So.....it was all an illusion..........

[@LoungingBacon]

He was just excited

[@fineagedlime2326]

Prolly a crack addict

[@mergeno1049]

so it's all just hallucination

[@isamuwinters506]

"Have you ever had a panic attack" No... "Do YoU wAnT tO?" Edit: its been a year, apparently, and I don't remember making this comment

[@jupiter8114]

I've had 5 this week :D

[@noahlovesdoggosofficial]

@@jupiter8114 You okay dude?

[@jupiter8114]

@@noahlovesdoggosofficial no :D

[@omni0414]

FiRsT tiMe fOr eVeRyTHinG riGhT?!?!?

[@johncampbell9448]

@@jupiter8114 one of mine was from the Unus Annus thing.

[@CariHere]

"Markiplier plays Slender" Me: that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[@grandmademetrius9941]

But that's not a name,its somthing an individual person did,you alright buddy?

[@Crabnuts]

a smaller than average nightcap it is a name wym

[@lesliboss4087]

WEEB MASTER Ben Kenobi! boy am I glad to see you.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@grandmademetrius9941 Nono they mean the name Slender.

[@grandmademetrius9941]

@@hazeltree7738 I know,I see your name says all that needs to be said for both of is 🤣

[@TheGrillby]

Mark used grimace as a horror thing 3 years before the trend

[@EpicJosh84]

And McDonald's used Grimace as a horror thing 50 years before Markiplier

[@Chaos-personfied]

You realize mark isnt 50 so doesn't know that​@@EpicJosh84

[@millo7295]

Grimace used Grimace as a horror thing before McDonald the Clown even KNEW what a Grimace was

[@kettlepetal3138]

*the words “unus annus” fade into view* Me, quietly: unus annus unus annus *unus annus unus annus*

[@theshadowgeneral1759]

No one answered my question but does this whole unus Annus thing mean after a year he quits youtube all together?

[@imyourhopeimyourangel7524]

THE SHADOW GENERAL no. I think after the days end that new channel that Mark and Ethan made together will be deleted and yeah. ( Hopefully that answered your question. Not 100% sure tho )

[@edwardbermeo6957]

So its not anus?

[@FabulousKilljoy]

THE SHADOW GENERAL nice pfp

[@katscribner558]

@@FabulousKilljoy absolutely my favorite username I have seen so far in these comments

[@declantecho1717]

Hey mark! I’d like to suggest that you play Anatomy: “Every House is Haunted” by Kitty Horrorshow, I’d think you’d like it! It’s a psychological horror puzzle game where you wander around an abandoned yet somehow well maintained suburban house for an unknown reason, collecting audio tapes of some sort of documentary/ lecture, discovering secrets about the house and what you are and why you are there. It has some “meta” elements and requires multiple play - throughs, taking about 40 minutes *in total* to finish, enough for 2 parts. It is very interesting, makes some interesting points on psychological and the legacy of the haunted house, has excellent pacing and sound design, absolutely masters the “unreveal”, and has frequently been described as one of the best horror games of the decade!

[@kga5672]

Absolutely! I really think Mark should play it! I saw a play through of it once and man does it really give you this constant sense of dread, tension and feeling of unease throughout the entirety of the game which I think horror games nowadays rarely hit without it being broken by some random jump scare. It indeed executes its psychological elements perfectly and delivers quite the horrifying experience that slowly builds up bit by bit. I would love to see how Mark reacts to it!

[@MoonieSouls]

Agreed. Commenting to bump comment

[@banana-bj2iy]

silent hill p.t. might be better tho

[@mitsubapom-boi9438]

Dude, this sounds so dope!!

[@BIGGAMERBOY-vt5vi]

It sounds like a good game, people act like all they want is a all horror game with nothing but spook, yes a good horror game should have some good scares, but it also makes it a good horror game if it actually makes you FEEL something, that being a deep sense of dread or sadness or just meaning (if that makes sense) so I hope mark sees your comment and plays this, the way you talk about it makes it seem like the developer(s) actually CARES about their game as much as they care about the money they gain from it.

[@Beeba10]

"I am a man who owns FIVE ovens!" I love how Mark says this almost as if it's his greatest accomplishment/his claim to fame lmao

[@jhovanyv2721]

Do you own five ovens?

[@Beeba10]

@@jhovanyv2721 You make a good point. I do not, in fact, own five ovens - I own two, if you count the microwave. Mark's ovens may, indeed, be his greatest accomplishment!

[@The-Red-One]

I only own half an oven... Le Sigh.

[@iridescentfox5084]

I remember when he first figured it out lol he felt so rich

[@islizhere]

There should be a compilation of Unus Annus being mentioned in Ethan and Mark's videos

[@RandomGuy-dc9ed]

Oh yeah

[@PlaguesPosies]

"He's practicing his didgeridoo!" "I'm a man who owns FIIIIIVE ovens!" I love the random crap he says 😂

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

Ikr

[@fluffysatyr23]

lol same XD but did anyone else flip out that the second game knew his name?!? like wtfffff

[@PlaguesPosies]

@@fluffysatyr23 Yes! My jaw actually dropped 😂

[@fluffysatyr23]

im so glad it wasn't just me XD

[@dovewing]

Lol same

[@thederpyunicorn306]

Mark: says he personally doesn't believe in God KZbin: shows a Bible ad

[@matthewturner261]

that’s actually kind of funny i have youtube premium because i use youtube for music in my car so i don’t get ads but i’m actually scared that people are going to stop watching mark because he admitted he doesn’t believe in god

[@delta0x]

@@matthewturner261 r/nobodyasked

[@brendanclark1058]

Avikyura Kiti did someone need to?

[@sjsimom2]

@@brendanclark1058 yes

[@thederpyunicorn306]

@@matthewturner261 I don't think that's going to be an issue. I'm a Christian myself and I still enjoy his videos despite that.

[@anthonyleonofficial]

Jumpscares: Slender: (Everything before this is supposed to amp up the ambiance) 7:51 (Slenderman in corner) Start Survey: (Light thunder and ambiance may scare first as it causes Mark to question it, though it happens throughout) 10:01 (Alarm) 11:16-11:19 (Lights go out and Door creaks) 13:22 (Figure behind desk) It Lies: 22:16 (Banging stops) 22:23 (Chase from Jabba) 22:34 (Up-close Jabba) 23:00 (Jabba Up-Close) 24:53 (Grabbed by the Jabba)

[@user-dl4ku6jb3o]

Posh Boy || Thank you!

[@puppetgirl3096]

I found this just in time. Thanks

[@Jlipper]

God bless your soul.

[@eemsyy94]

Posh Boy thank u so much omg

[@dannyboy8761]

"Oh boy, time to re-watch some of mark's old videos!" *Sees Unus Annus at the beginning of the video* "Why... why must you break me again?"

[@AM23.]

Same

[@8Dmovielover]

May i ask what happened w them?

[@dannyboy8761]

@@8Dmovielover Unus Annus was a channel that Mark and Ethan (crankgameplays) created for a year before deleting it. It was a channel to symbolize how short life was and to live it to its fullest, but it was basically a shit-post channel to do stuff that would get their normal channels demonotized.

[@8Dmovielover]

@@dannyboy8761 thanks bro

[@jaehaalexander1172]

LET'S MAKE BREAKFAST WITH SEX TOYS!!!! A sentence I never thought I'd say 😂 God I miss it.... Memento Mori my fellow cult members.... Memento Mori...

[@governmentmandatedcatboy9408]

16:33 "If you, I swear, do anything to that dog..." *Bullet flashbacks*

[@taliyahgopie9645]

RIP bullet

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@taliyahgopie9645 Bullet literally lives in every single ending

[@lunarberry3261]

I legit loved the Blair witch series i aint gon lie, even my 30 yr old uncle enjoyed watching it with me XD

[@KORRUPTEDKILL]

@@thebadwolf3088 not the ending mark got?

[@anintellectual1637]

"Hes practicing his didgeridoo" Ngl slendy got them tunes

[@mick87]

this made me CACKLE

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Well in one slender game, slenderman also owns a marching band

[@RedRed-dc5zv]

I LiKe PiGeoNs I must know the name of this game

[@hazeltree7738]

We need a cover of Sax Guy by Slendy with his didgeridoo.

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@@RedRed-dc5zv Slender the arrival or slender the 8 pages, maybe both, the parts where your collecting pages again. In one of mark's videos on one of those games, he hears drum like sounds

[@OrionoftheStar]

"Are your feelings real, and not just programmed like a machine?" Well now, THAT is an interesting philosophical comment about the nature of emotions that I was not really expecting to come across in a horror game.

[@CruelestChris]

Well the obvious counterpoint would be "what's not real about a machine?"

[@CruelestChris]

@Nyzrfyrn Yeah, but it's also exactly what a dog would do, that doesn't mean you're a dog.

[@melloyello9639]

Well damn, now I’m having an existential crisis

[@KNullHypothesis]

The obvious thing to say to that would be: does it matter in the slightest? If you're convinced your feelings are real, then knowing whether they're programmed or not wouldn't make any difference to you. Because that would mean that anything you'd feel about it would also be programmed. In essence, it alters nothing about your life or existence

[@Wiseman108]

If you program something into something does that mean it's not real? You gotta look at this from the POV of the programmer.

[@nootwithana]

That slender game was probably one of my favorites. It built up so much tension and fear with the environment and they never showed Slendy until the end. Honestly incredible.

[@justagoblin2499]

Me: Looks at comment section Comment section: Only this format

[@emlynselene1096]

I fear no man But that thing (the fact your comment is 100% accurate) It scares me

[@breezywolf14]

*Well my format is like this stupid.*

[@Ian-hi5vz]

THANK YOU!

[@hazeltree7738]

_Bish my format leans thank you_

[@xKenis]

“Unus Annus” My dyslexic ass: “Unus Anus”

[@lilcreeper7654]

xKenis yeah.... I thought it said that to for awhile hehehe fml

[@slugintub2642]

I’m not dyslexic and even I thought it said that 😂

[@potatoqueen6745]

xKenis Wait I actually thought it was Unus Anus and didn’t realize it wasn’t until just now 😂

[@jesalynfish691]

Wait i thought..... OMG😱 IT HAS 2 N's?!?!?!

[@dontaskwhybutiliketocook597]

I am dyslexic

[@Neuvia-7]

Video game: *has dog in it* Me: I don’t like where this is going

[@redxyclone332]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

[@haha.stupid6953]

[Something's wrong, I can feel it.] meme shows up

[@yihyen]

@TBG Aiden no don't remind me. :(

[@Moetron_V2]

@@redxyclone332 uuuuuuh. Sure

[@Moetron_V2]

@@yihyen yeah that was sad

[@rorydrye9542]

13:56 he definitely knows who he is, he checked off his two most important features: 1. he is markiplier 2. he owns FIIIVE OVENS

[@michaeltalpas]

"Are you alone?" Just me and my closest 24.7 million friends.

[@michaeltalpas]

"If I could prove to you that you are not sentient, would you be shocked?" Well, if I wasn't sentient, you couldn't prove anything to me, so yes, I would be shocked if you could prove to me that I was not sentient.

[@michaeltalpas]

I suspect they mean sapient, which is different from sentient.

[@xcamer0n353]

Um

[@chickage5717]

Um

[@roytheidiot4844]

Um

[@cross6560]

it sounds like someone just destroyed an acoustic guitar at the beginning

[@spider-mancantsee5875]

Mr Dude true

[@respectfullytrashed4385]

YeH honestly

[@respectfullytrashed4385]

UNUS ANNUS HECCING HARRY POTTER SPELL TBH

[@beeteen3544]

Markiplier: “you cant start making noise without reason behind it” Slender: “Thumping my way downtown, walking fast, down the stairs I do go, dododododdooododododooododo”

[@madisonsings1659]

@AlienZGamer Happy Thanksgiving

[@nawlins.s]

@AlienZGamer did you just try to promote your channel without us noticing?

[@skedizzle]

The "dododododo" part is him tripping over his enormously long legs and falling down the stairs.

[@Hotwire75]

"I am slenderman and I see people that I can kill" Stabstabstabstabstabstab

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

A piece of Unus Annus has survived. I knew it would *evil laughing Yessss.

[@Lookimataco13]

Unus Annus! Unus Annus! (Chanting)

[@bapo25gaming23]

Horror games: *door is locked* Me: why the hell is my bathroom door locked with a key!?

[@owenisnotok]

BAPO25 GAMING *You must find a key to use the bathtub*

[@Ekkos_echo]

Game: *does something* Mark: "I'm sorry?" O.o

[@misskay207]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ParaFox404]

IIIIIIIIIIIIImmmmmm sooorryyyyy

[@myrin265]

The day Mark doesn't bring up either: a) how poor he was as a child or b) that he is a man who owns *_fiiiiiive ovens_* is the day that hell freezes over.

[@leomarcel9732]

e

[@optimusburrinktea562]

G

[@logicalwren2326]

6

[@Raijinwashisname]

Who says hell isn't frozen? And we were mislead this whole. Time. Hahaha joking... Unless indeed it is true.

[@logicalwren2326]

@@Raijinwashisname illusion 100 Speech 10

[@slowmow29]

0:24 Oh no... Oh no these are going to be in this videos forever. Brings back memories.

[@TheRealCodyCola]

😢

[@protagonistical]

"It Lies" would've been even cooler if there was a reveal at the end with us being the Jabberwocky trying to bait the girl's family into searching for her.

[@svisuals4932]

Literally the first game: *_Limit, such as fear is often an illusion_*

[@jimishazamfusion]

Love how in the last game the character just casually calls the dog while being chased by a large monster😂

[@huxley8671]

0:23 EXCUSE ME, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT.

[@mickeyblade9742]

Is anyone else concerned about how tall the wheat is? That stuff is like 6 feet high!!! If we ever had a field of 6ft high wheat I would be so happy

[@delta0x]

i think this is the most wholesome comment on yt. i'm literally crying this is so adorable

[@devisavage2570]

I believe it's based off "the grass"

[@Jokaanan]

​@@delta0x and by "wholesome" you're referring to whole grain wheat i assume correct

[@delta0x]

@@Jokaanan ofc ofc

[@fishsauce617]

Something about this comment was very nice and it pleased me to see others thought so too.

[@justaweepingangel.]

13:08 "Do you know the person standing behind you?" Me: Pfft, there's nobody been me. 10 Headed Insect Behind Me: *EXCUSE ME-*

[@thedeterminedsoul4900]

Night of the consumers has polluted my mind. I read that in their voice.

[@z-trip5457]

@@thedeterminedsoul4900 Christ...please no.

[@aurnoradasati6896]

@@thedeterminedsoul4900 *EXCUSE ME.*

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

me: there's no one behind me, i'm the only one awake right now! the ghost in my house that's lowkey pretty chill: um rude

[@hitthere7722]

nobody been you?? but you is you!

[@taylorellis846]

“Free as a boid.” *Mark, your Yancy is showing*

[@maxx115]

nice profile pic, i see your a person of culture.

[@wadewilson1275]

@@maxx115 y

[@whatsupwhip]

It's weird coming back to these videos and seeing the Unus Annus stuff.

[@ellalastname1501]

I love how whenever something happens in a horror game mark says "iM sOrrY?"

[@MandungerFinzberry]

"CoUlD YoU RuN Me By ThAt AgAiN?¿

[@babidavi6910]

@@MandungerFinzberry Your quote is a little backwards there, lol.

[@M4kshan]

Ella Lastname literally read your comment and mark said that

[@genkureshima9834]

Either that or he says "Hi" and "Hey, how u doin?" to EVERY monster that shows up suddenly XD

[@FunkyExistence]

*would you get scared if the lights went out?* Mark: no *lights go out* Mark: -screams-

[@imaginepanther3454]

0:43 Mark: *”You don’t need to cry so much, we all got problems”* Me: *”Yeah, and yours is spiders in your VR headset”*

[@sockisanidot]

Atlas The Wolf lmao

[@5hadowGamerYT]

he removed the spider.

[@remnantofthefirstworld2930]

"THERE'S SPIDERS IN MY EYES"

[@ZOMBIETHEROBOT2018]

He still thinks he had a spider in it tho so LOL

[@emmylouispog]

I am a man with FiVe OvEnS

[@snacks_aj3825]

Man the Grimace clip aged well 😂 Happy Birthday Grimace 🎂

[@schtaiv]

"He's practising his didgeridoo!" me: how about he didgeridon't?

[@sevenelevendata]

HECK YOU- (hopefully you get it)

[@yup3519]

lol im australian and i find these didgeridoo memes in the comments funny asf

[@seepaw9191]

Glad you had a laugh, pathetic fetus

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

Rip vine

[@kingk9fx173]

Was lookin for this

[@pinkponypool]

Why is almost every comment: formatted like this:

[@prettysadjade4572]

Right 😂😂 just scrolling through and that's all i see

[@ramnozack]

Because: markiplier fans generally aren’t the wittiest people out there Also: they are attention whores and it seems to get them lots of likes

[@tatehammontree2636]

I'm not sure why 90% of youtube comments are formatted like that now but I honestly hate it

[@Testicool96]

I think it's a meme, or some shit.

[@bayybars]

No one: Literally no one: Literally not a single soul: Me: Also me: lol funny format

[@Palexite]

Game: *makes screechy wood noises* Markiplier: *slendy boy is practicing his didgeridoo*

[@Evan-jt8ho]

Lmao

[@phoenix_killer2660]

I mean, he is though isn't he

[@EzraPlutoCharles]

Here a year later and missing Unus Annus.

[@jaehaalexander1172]

Oof. You poor soul.💔

[@toasttimestwo]

I love how mark makes the scariest things into a joke

[@dull_demon4717]

Its one of those coping mechanisms some people have when scared

[@diamondbeater8121]

The slendy sleu is just wanting to let you make money by selling 💵slender💵 now💵

[@snowysoph4605]

U have 333 likes now Just 333 left

[@Phy110]

Like my virginity?

[@sammygecko_]

Some would call it a coping mechanism but we call it: *c o n t e n t*

[@incoherent5624]

No one: Absolutely no one: Mark: “idk...SPooKY”

[@incoherent5624]

AlienZGamer likewise! A bit late but :)

[@incoherent5624]

Иван Петров woah I’m at 602

[@andressaferraz859]

"I'm Markiplier, I'm a man who owns F I V E ovens."

[@Alex_W1308]

its wild to hear those clock tiks again

[@hoovy2319]

Mark: “I never actually beat the original Slenderman game.” Me: “Well you know what you have to do now.”

[@insertedgynamehere___969]

*You are speaking the language of the Gods*

[@loli_ravioli_4204]

Agreed

[@incredibletoenail3810]

I'm pretty sure literally nothing happens if you collect a eight pages in the original slender. It just continues until the player dies (unless they changed it since last I checked).

[@hoovy2319]

Not gonna do it. Still, he beat the other Slender games so why not beat the first?

[@Cristian-ep9vk]

Not gonna do it. well, there is technically an ending

[@SparrowsN3st]

I know a quote that sums these games up perfectly “Let’s do something really scary!” “We could go to bed early, and be alone with our thoughts!”

[@wildsharday9652]

Pops is that you up in heaven chasing butterflies.

[@Dripandtear]

Do something spooky

[@ModdedMarionette]

Game: “If you suddenly went missing, would anybody come looking for you?” Mark: “Yes?” Me: “Ah yes, at least 20,000,000+ of us would.”

[@ryethekitsune902]

Plus 26 million more, I'll bring LOADSA PEOPLE including myself.

[@demonicbicycle666]

@@toprak305 I mean the police would eventually know

[@Kjf365]

Gosh I'm imagining the horrors a couple of markiplier fans would inflict on a serial killer or kidnapper who would dare touch Mark. I mean, people send death threats over ships. Imagine if something substantial actually happened.

[@lottiethepoodle7863]

@@Kjf365 *Who killed Markiplier?*

[@heylookitsellie5758]

27.9*

[@Emily-rb6dt]

"Unus Annus only 351 day left" Me:*starts to tear up* Mark:"Stop ya crying, we all have problems"

[@launchbase4944]

I miss it

[@berithazleton7973]

@@launchbase4944 The one thing that got me through quarantine. I'm just sad people have reposted the videos

[@thatbandgeek9551]

*Cries in the Dance of Italy*

[@raindrop3366]

@@thatbandgeek9551 *Sobs* We cant do the dance because its *inhale* ILLEGAL.

[@makayla.n.s]

@@raindrop3366 everything's legal if you're dead

[@odenstyle7490]

Unus Annus: *exists* archivers: “allow us to introduce ourselves”

[@Space_Potat]

odenstyle _”Allow myself,, to intRodooce myself....... my name is,, Vincent,,,,,,,,, Squingilli~..”_

[@sarahtait9985]

odenstyle bad

[@kirbydarrington2234]

the second game would be sooo terrifying in vr holy wow

[@shootingstars7412]

*Ethan: When mark discovers something new he repeats himself over and over again*

[@armoredboy8126]

love how grimace is in this before the grimace shake became a meme

[@Sam-ey1bp]

Mark: *I’m brave* Mark literally a few seconds later when the lights go out and he hears a door: **screams**

[@cherrycosmos1134]

*thunk* Mark: “wHaT tHe HeLl Is EvEn ThAt”

[@alyssa-star]

I'd really like to see It Lies expanded into a larger game. I feel that the concepts, environment, and ambience really would serve a larger project.

[@kyleighdraws1095]

“Unus Annus, 351 days left” Make that... 0.. memento Mori.

[@F__a__u__x]

Unus Annus, momento mori

[@fry1deempire933]

Jumpscare: **exist** Poop: *ight I'm bout to head out*

[@rabidrabbit7790]

This is the best comment in this comment section--

[@Jaythedon252]

Game: *knows Mark's name* Mark: *humming intensifies* 14:20

[@Roadent1241]

I assume it took the name off his computer since most people put their name as ______'s computer. Lavender Town.exe did the same thing.

[@zifran7657]

Where is it (the moment of the vid)

[@Jaythedon252]

@@superboyprime7448 14:20

[@Jaythedon252]

@AlienZGamer 14:20

[@Jaythedon252]

@@Roadent1241 yeah, probabaly

[@anthonychen5559]

"You need a flashlight to go downstairs" Mark: DO I????? DO I?!

[@d1gitalgraveyard]

oh my god.. seeing unus annus just hit me with so many emotions. hard to believe it was this long ago.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

who cares lmao

[@d1gitalgraveyard]

@@ledzeppelinfan1001 ??? what was the point of this

[@IllyMooncat]

Same. I was not expecting that and it was a freight train to the emotions. Memento Mori 😭💚

[@0elizz]

jump scares 7:51 9:59 11:18(?) 13:23 22:20 22:31 22:58 its probably not the exact time but its near

[@OleanderMontgomery]

l1zzY .-. Thanks a lot 🌚✨

[@dementodoc]

cowards, the lot of ye

[@ginamatibag2045]

Thank you I usually go through the jumpscare first before the actual gameplay

[@GiemsaUwU]

Wimplist found.

[@0elizz]

@@GiemsaUwU y e s 😂

[@orangexlightning]

OH MY GOD MARK ACKNOWLEDGED THAT HE DIDN'T BEAT THE 8 PAGES XD

[@kre8z]

OrangeLightning he should go back, play it one last time and beat it 🙏🏼

[@diobuthesconfused7507]

@Crotchwhistle Purple re establish communism

[@b0nsaibabe]

@@gacharf1574 ur not quirky gacha freak wtf

[@jeremyhughes2864]

@@b0nsaibabe LoL

[@cupcakkefather]

@@gacharf1574 did you by chance have a stroke while writing?

[@bakageyama9069]

Mark: thumping his way down Me: *_thumping my way downtown walking fast_*

[@emileea5478]

weirdo -.- lmao

[@6LittleWendigo6]

Okay that comment made me smile and i rarely do these days... thank you! Also you are cute lmao

[@xerilaun]

Lol

[@bakageyama9069]

@@6LittleWendigo6 DO U UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME? THANK U LUV STAY HAPPY

[@6LittleWendigo6]

@@bakageyama9069 You too, sunshine!

[@waffle6454]

14:02 The last thing a sim thinks before they get burned alive: