3 SCARY GAMES #43

[@jpg2624]

Mark: *Unlocks garage, revealing truck* Also Mark: *Attempts to get away in...a tractor*

[@imasmallartist2142]

Lol

[@akimazanhu]

Shrek Shrek jeez

[@autismalert2788]

@Shrek Shrek someone didn't get hugged

[@JenniferH2009]

Lol that’s basically what I said too lol I was yelling at the screen like, “ THAT’S THE FUCKIN TRACTOR NOT THE TRUCK!” 🤣

[@wolfieplayz3512]

There what I said it says the truck would be a Bet Ted get away

[@charlesbrown9931]

“The Truck would be a faster get away” Mark: instructions unclear, but thus tractor is nice

[@immastankings1562]

@Ah_a_Ghost yes

[@InnerRise]

Is he losing on purpose because he keeps turning around and running at the monsters to get caught.

[@wilpri123456]

@@InnerRise he's not turning around and running at them, that's the camera turning to them to show that he was caught

[@InnerRise]

@@wilpri123456 no, that's not what im talking about.

[@amycherry708]

I was actually _screaming_ at the end of that

[@krayne2084]

"The Truck would be a faster getaway" "THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT HUH?" Mark, that's a tractor... You walked straight past the truck in the garage...

[@SkyMan-jv5wn]

I was about to say that but I guess ya beat me too it xD

[@MannieHatton]

Ikr

[@mystari4445]

Oof size: MEGA

[@dadaveman7774]

Yup

[@dadaveman7774]

Mans does not know what a got damn truck looks like

[@allispwn3199]

Its funny because the ending of the game makes you take the tractor, but you had to go to the truck first to see that it has no battery.

[@jw5386]

Wow

[@NukaFroggo]

So Mark lost because he didn’t look at the batteryless truck?

[@ScarletWFire]

Mark: "the numbers don't matter" Me: "apparently neither do instructions"

[@dino.mp4942]

i think it was a reference to the last 3 scary games

[@adonisthedrifter]

OOP-

[@metaaaanoiaaa3498]

@Maria! I love sех! Тар on my photo interesting name...

[@nazdrax6490]

@Maria! I love sех! Тар on my photo No thank you. Go to p*rnhub for this crap please, thank you. Have a good one.

[@ocelix]

This might have something to do with unus annus which might end earlier or..Later?

[@audreyclaire6767]

I feel like the developer of this game just gets as high as humanly possible, then comes up with the plot and records the sound effects then just deals with all the coding and such later

[@thatonegregkid]

What're you working on there man? Developer: P O O P O O man

[@birbfactss]

i mean his main game is 'boof'ie's bunker so you may have a point...

[@bananycus379]

Thats how games are made, except for getting high part (most of the time).

[@THECRAZYAPPLEYT]

hehe lanky lonky

[@treygreeman2969]

Holy hell that’s funny😂🤣

[@BelindaVazquez01]

Developer: *Making strange noises* His neighbors: "Probably making another game"

[@biteyofbrackenwood]

-Nope, he's killing someone in the woods- _Yup. He's making a game_

[@sweetnkookie6959]

-Relationship goals!- I bet there was a neighbor that complained about them and as soon as they were at the door; they just heard screaming or something 😂

[@lynxz-studios]

Nine months after, and Player 3 has joined the game

[@jefflei215]

o i n k

[@masked_bunny]

Q u a c k

[@Kk-bb4nb]

Mark: "This one is called Lanky Lonky" Me: *l u n k y ?*

[@dedsecbadina2733]

Finally,I found the comment

[@click.beetle]

^

[@jordondordon]

lanky lonky lunky. The unholy trinity.

[@scientic]

KZbin: Five Nights At Freddy's?

[@atlas6477]

@@scientic YEA-- KZbin like sucks at identifying games

[@Pro-lu4gj]

Markiplier: doesn't see pig entire game Markiplier: gets key Pig: it's go time.

[@jordan1030]

allow me to introduce myself

[@maxxieboy271]

So you have chosen.. death

[@SilverGV]

Oinky 6, going dark

[@you_gullible_fucc]

He actually did see the pig before he got the keys 6:25 Edit: changed timestamp

[@amusedcow4993]

We Know, @@you_gullible_fucc

[@shadowthief6537]

"The numbers mean nothing." -How I feel in math class.

[@meow2]

i guess mason finally gave us an answer

[@wolqi7607]

how I feel when I get my test results

[@frontbottomsfan]

threeeee is a magic numberrrrr

[@Optimization-hy5ws]

Probably pertains to some mystery that we the fans have to solve and that could be a clue.

[@thevan1679]

How I feel at the dentist.

[@JayskiBean]

Thanks for playing! In DDF there were hedge clippers in the toolshed that can cut those vines down and give you a shortcut between the two clearings in the map so you don’t have to run through the maze a zillion times. Also, in Lanky Lonky the artifacts are set apart by sound. So listen closely and memorize which sound is which artifact, then get them in the correct order. Trying to grab one out of order will make Lanky Lonky extremely more alert and borderline impossible to outrun once he spots you. Glad you liked the trilogy! :D

[@alltheblueskies]

Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

[@izzycalo9935]

MicroHorrorArcade Great Games

[@z3styyy]

MicroHorrorArcade these are great games with great spooks!

[@thecinemagician]

Gentlemen's clap

[@zachmadness]

MicroHorrorArcade that’s awesome

[@dantethefatcat758]

I really just love this dude, he gives me something to look forward to.

[@kokomelomz]

omg big fan, btw rip Albert abused u a LOT LMFAO

[@j-j8984]

*AlL hAil FeLiPe*

[@probablyinsane9955]

Couldn't have said it better myself Felipe.

[@lavender5773]

Felipe :0

[@Vauxatios]

This comment should've gotten 4K likes and comments broರ╭╮ರ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[@BeeCeeJay]

You know, we all laugh at mark’s goofy “I suck” shtick, but his sheer directional skill and intuition is genuinely impressive.

[@_stuck_in_neverland_9057]

Big boy words

[@samuelbutton7185]

I believe we remember the tractor-truck story veeeery differently.

[@emx7890]

Seriously, one of the things that continuously leaves me in the awe is his mental map skills because I cannot do shit in games if I don't have a map or some kind of compass to direct me

[@rabbitteeth2596]

Bill Corey I’ve been thinking about that too, actually

[@CamelliaCorn]

not only that he's doing that while entertaining us, while talking! i literally cannot multitask for life

[@ivanouvich2254]

Mark: *reads he can only hold one key at a time* Mark: *immediately tries to grab two keys and panics*

[@Nevernamed]

"The truck would be a faster getaway" *"These signs won't stop me because I can't read!"*

[@red_reaper1729]

Lol

[@TrainsGD]

Oh hey, hi neverarmed

[@YCountdownY]

666 likes.

[@coffeycat4]

Fuck sakes LMAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Mark: screaming about the “truck” Comments: you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

[@justalittlecreepy2251]

Sophie Henry I love you for making this reference.

[@aswarmofbees5009]

And I love you for getting it 😂

[@randomdumpsterfire4263]

That's true. The real truck was in the garage

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Really living up to the name there buddy

[@KenLee1]

I love that movie

[@b1uezer]

Mark: **Sees tractor Mark's Brain: **This must be a truck.

[@mehgreyson]

b1uezer He has big galaxy brain

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

can you alive

[@aschulte3936]

He thought it was a trucktor?

[@sketchyc8844]

So teed the truck was in the garage 🤦‍♂️

[@CapObv]

That was painful to watch :(

[@ayisssha]

“The developers spent the most time thinking of this name” *The Poo Poo House*

[@NotserpHrrib]

“What are they farming? ...Corpses?” -Mark, surrounded on all sides by corn

[@notaidan4643]

Notserp future corn corpses

[@supernova582]

It was a corny joke for sure but I'm all ears

[@gabrielboorom6196]

Cornhub. I'll just leave now.

[@southerngirl7008]

*supernova582* y-you did that you really did that.

[@Regufyz]

I felt powerful when i was ur 500th like

[@spadhi7236]

I'm never gonna be tired of Mark calling a crowbar as a "krober"

[@MudkepHome]

30:58 Mark: "No human could possibly beat that." Also Mark: Literally beat FNAF with all 20.

[@bountyhunter-vn8md]

Elio Sun you have to admit that fnaf was better made and had a system that mark practiced for quite a while

[@Kaiko07]

bountyhunter8905 i miss fnaf it is such a amazing game

[@AmAHuman_ELdesu]

Kyoka Jirou Ikr

[@justsomealligatorwithinter2115]

Mark seems to have forgotten that if he try's he is a fucking god at games

[@mikeyaftony2464]

Full 20 isn't as hard if you have the strategy. It's just throwing yourself at it until you eventually come through. Mark even mentions in his FNaF 1 and 2 custom night runs that he was following an online guide.

[@Bhavna_Comics]

"The numbers mean nothing" - Me, prepping myself to show my parents that I scored 60% and not 80 or above.

[@connorsaldivar9148]

Lol

[@jacobgraves4672]

I’m out her with a 38% in Spanish

[@mars.y]

I'm the 420th like :D

[@josh223]

Meanwhile at my college a 80 is a D

[@morse_jacob]

@@josh223 an 80*

[@Pecangaming]

Mark: *finally finds a key* Pig: *Oink Oink* Mark: _oh no_

[@ZazzelTheGamer]

@Cartoon Network بالعربية what?

[@TheEvanDude112]

LITTLE PIGGY _NO NO_ LITTLE PIGGY *GO HOME!*

[@ZazzelTheGamer]

@@TheEvanDude112 lol

[@ZazzelTheGamer]

@Cartoon Network بالعربية ?

[@j-j8984]

(27:40) *"nine out of ten doctors agree that, that's a problem"* I'm going to use this whenever I can

[@tytar1037]

Mark each artifact makes a sound when you stand close to it. That’s how you can tell which one is which. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster. It’s like Baldi

[@antonietaovalle1484]

How can you get them wrong?

[@tytar1037]

Antonieta Ovalle By picking them up out of order

[@hop1083]

What sound exactly do you hear when you are nearing the right one?

[@lukethelegend9705]

Sorry to burst your bubble but he probably won’t play it again. It’s a pretty mediocre game with bad graphics and a big difficulty spike.

[@CuteFlowerMination]

The bad graphics may be on purpose, but I do agree that the lag seems to be a major problem, as well as how lanky lonky seems to be an unfair enemy to be against.

[@tastyambergers9327]

Theres been a bunch of 3 scary games episodes including a hidden number.. These are the recent ones I have found. In episode 40, the only notable number in it was "skin weight 4 bones" which didnt really make sense at the time but it is plausible. In 41 I cant find an exact number but I find it sus af that near the end of the video he says "It's the only number that really matters." In episode 42 he played a game titled "one got in the house". In his last episode, the livestream, he deleted 3 am at the krusty krab and had the like goal set at "33,333". in this one, there is a faint 2 in the "numbers mean nothing" screen. I may update this if I find more, reply if you find something! The numbers mean everything.

[@starrypines590]

Someone's lying to us again. There Mark goes again with his plans and shit. That's what makes this guy stand out. He loves his audience so damn much and he makes this kind of content. Sean's trying, and I appreciate him for it, I'm looking forwards to it, but Mark will always be the king of ego content

[@heatherm3180]

How the fuck did you figure this out

[@sleepydayslive]

Cameron Superfine if we are putting it together as a date the numbers would add up to be 4/133,333/2 which would probably be 4/13/20 so either the numbers actually don’t mean shit or something might be happening on the 13th which is also my birthday-

[@halberd-3291]

Good find! These seem like a countdown to something. I also just noticed that in #41, he says "three scary games" in the intro *five* times. He also mentions more about numbers in that episode. And, in #40, he highlights six "scary things." They are "to the left," "to the right," "above," "behind you," "behind me," and then he turns into a jumpscare, which makes *six* things. It's all coming together.

[@3uphoria5761]

he also mentions in this episode, that he washed his hair 15 times, really out of the blue so it might be something.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

1st game: *terrifying* 2nd game: *impossible* 3rd game: *absurd chaos* Markiplier: *quits all 3*

[@joemattingly3610]

No 3rd game; abturd chaos

[@thememepigeon540]

And yet jacksepticeye actually has the gut to finish all three

[@fnulnu6]

@@thememepigeon540 which vid is this

[@TarkTheWild]

Cause the games where shit

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

Man, this hasn’t changed much over a year

[@danifields6805]

“This tree looks like it could be cut down” Well looks like you’re going to need HM Cut and at least 1 gym badge

[@KenLee1]

OMG I love Pokemon

[@foliumviride2547]

And might use Zigzagoon as your "HM Slave"

[@joooker311]

I love you

[@ChaoticCupOfCoffee]

@@foliumviride2547 Pokémon are not slaves, they are friends.

[@diot05]

@@ChaoticCupOfCoffee except for Zigzagoon

[@spacewolf7757]

Mark: *clicks tractor* Game: the truck would be a faster get away Mark: Yes, and that's why I'm at it Me: *inhales and whispers* that's a tractor

[@mikeratomn3475]

Poor mark

[@spacewolf7757]

@@mikeratomn3475 😔 he'll figure it out someday

[@jakejager]

Looked right at the truck...in the garage! LOL

[@spacewolf7757]

@@jakejager he didn't even acknowledge it 😤😔

[@MorinehtarTheBlue]

And he pretty much thinks the game dicked him over when he tried to leg it because of his misunderstanding.

[@PMSeymour]

I'm getting heavy Invader Zim vibes from all these

[@imjustafangirl6468]

I didn't expect to see you here-

[@thedevilsadvocate2299]

Why the hell is the amazing sock puppet here

[@XwX1001]

I mean, these DO seem right up Jhonen Vasquez's alley.

[@atticuso3831]

I can’t believe JelloApocalypse watches Markiplier’s videos!

[@xenno8496]

Well well well fancy meeting you here Pat and also I agree

[@AverageGamerSam]

*Watches LIVE 3 scary games yesterday* Mark today: "Another one"

[@vegetalover9297]

We the best scary games

[@madimartz9555]

I like how whenever Mark is scared he hardly cusses, he just makes up some random words

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

Note to self: don't put this on as background noise in the future, that sketch is never going to be the same.

[@mackthemild939]

Mark: "Am I not allowed to pick up more than 1 doo key?!" Instructions: "You can not carry more than 1 doo key."

[@thisiswillis6190]

After some taco bell, you can definitely carry more than one dookey

[@oliviatilleman8055]

Mark: The numbers are meaningless. Me and the entire rest of the fandom, scouring the videos for numbers, writing them down and theorizing: Mhm. Sure.

[@avarosetilly]

my last name is spelled tillman, mark just gave you the * _E_ *

[@cdwell3810]

poop tastes very nice poop on my tongue

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@cdwell3810 *concern*

[@Star.Dr00L]

WHO RUINED THE 69 likes

[@MisterBubbaMan]

@@Star.Dr00L me

[@3rin-egg123]

Game: “the farmers are coming to investigate.” Mark: “WElL ThaTS UnFOrtUnATE” *dies*

[@genkureshima9834]

And the last words that our brave hero shouted while he stood his ground ready for the last fight of his life were: D I N G L E D A N G L E

[@izzyriano]

Mark: *in rage stating how he isn’t going to play it again* Me: *yelling at my tv that he missed the truck in the garage hoping he would actually hear me*

[@akabaneburstofficial9063]

@Izzy Riano lol 😂

[@magikarp814]

>mental strain trying to tell mark he was yelling to get in the tractor not the truck.

[@zymonx5624]

What a crazy person

[@coolslayer5316]

yep

[@ladyariez03]

My dad: *yelling at me to stop screaming at the TV*

[@nistarok123]

Diddly-dee, diddly-doo, I've got some *scare stamps* for you! _Intro:_ *6/10* 0:02 - Markiemoo switching up the game. Oh yeah. _"Dangle Dongle Farm":_ *9/10* 3:27 - VERY sudden and VERY fkin loud. *9/10* 3:45 - Again. Something tells me this isn't gonna get old anytime soon. *4/10* 4:06 - Mark gets caught for the first time. *4/10* 5:17 - Mark gets startled by the axe-wielding blob. *9/10* 6:14 - Another one of them screamers. *1/10* 7:55 - Slightly unexpected sound. *3/10* 11:05 - Piggy scare. *9/10* 12:49 - They do seem to want to keep your BP high, huh. *5/10* 17:30 - Mark gets caught for the second time. The footsteps kinda gave it away this time. _"Lanky Lonky":_ *5/10* 24:09 - >Say you love the SFX done by mouth >Get jumpscared by a sound coming from a literal mouth *6/10* 24:59 - LL's first appearance. *4/10* 25:23 - LL-in-a-box. *9/10* 25:59 - Scream and low-poly gore. *4/10* 26:25 - LL gets Mark, take 2. *5/10* 26:39 - ..aaand encore! *5/10* 27:40 - LL _is_ the 10th doctor. *8/10* 27:46 - Oh wait, this isn't gore. It's hands! *7/10* 28:15 - A cheeky LL this time around. *7/10* 28:26 - Reeed haaands. *5/10* 28:40 - Lanky Lonky Lounging Loudly. *6/10* 30:33 - Same as above, just slightly more surprising. _"Escape The Poo Poo House":_ *2/10* 33:05 - Slightly unexpected poop in the face. There's more like that one after this, but it's sh*tty enough (har har) for you to be able to handle it. We gud? We gud. That's it guys! Bye bye~

[@StellarGreeM]

Lol thanks 😂

[@StellarGreeM]

We gud

[@peng6704]

Thanks 🙏

[@EmmaWold]

Aard much appreciated 🙏🏻

[@HelixGuile4444]

Weenie hut spotted

[@Kalkat579]

Mark: finds tractor Game: The truck. Would be a faster getaway Mark: still tries to get into tractor Me:facepalms

[@lieslwholovescookies6412]

I KEPT WONDERING WHY HE COULDN'T USE IT. then I read the comments and realized I was an idiot 😅

[@questwalkerko]

"Welcome back to 3.." *THIS NUMBER MEAN NOTHING* oh hello valve

[@curvedtoaster5931]

Big oof

[@curvedtoaster5931]

Half life intensifies

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

*Team Fortress intensifies*

[@IDontKnow-ej8jw]

*PORTAL INTENSIFIES*

[@MrImpso]

nobody: ethereal floating blob: umumnyumnumnyumnumnyum

[@kaithecrow9931]

HAHAHA

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

That's what I say wadding off after telling a dad joke

[@ChaoticCupOfCoffee]

Bro had me crackin up like an egg

[@kuroshinao]

0:11 THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING FBI : *Slowly opening mark's door*

[@Nsodnoajdjksl]

SCP 096: **rises** FBI: Retreat!

[@vinsanity7517]

Markiplier: "I Got the Crowbar." Also Markplier: "I could Pry Things Open Using This Crowbar." *It's a Box.*

[@SKY_GL1TCH3D]

Oof

[@Slothlover8501]

Dongle sounds like a word Mark would have come up with...

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

you know how some phones don’t have a headphone jack, well the attachments they use to let you use headphones are called dongles

[@Itspaydaysboys]

Mark has USED the word Dongle before

[@fragilebean1314]

The fact that dongle already exists doesn't dismiss the fact that OP is right in saying it SOUNDS like a word mark could've come up with

[@Slothlover8501]

I think I remember him using the word dongle before...

[@oni8337]

You mean like welcome to the game 2 where theres a wifi dongle??

[@colegehring]

"once the pig has your sack, the sack will remain...for all eternity" Makes sense i guess.

[@starlamytruelove]

Mark has a way with words

[@thepinksheep5419]

Tractor: exist Mark: ahh yes a truck

[@Mi-ec2jf]

True

[@arottenfruit8060]

69th Like.

[@kaelebbare7041]

Mark is like, "yeah, it's big brain time"

[@reddivisions9017]

WHAT IS THE TIME STAMP

[@ashmax3228]

All together lets stop racism against tractors, lol

[@AngeredIrken03]

Me: ill watch mark to chill out my anxiety :) Mark: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING Mark: IM DELETING RANDOM VIDEOS Mark: WE WILL ALL DIE SOON AND THAT FATE IS INEVITABLE, INESCAPABLE, AND APPROACHING FASTER THAN YOU THINK

[@cherrydragon3120]

chill anxiety?? your profile pic says to me you watch rwby. after volume 7 i am quite full anxiety to be fair lol. how can you remain calm D:

[@Boofi406]

Cherry Dragon ikr

[@CalebratedTV]

"What was your favorite episode Timmy?" "I like The one where Markiplier is running around a farm for a looooonnngggg time!"

[@Thy-Jeb]

Is... this a reference to GG?

[@CalebratedTV]

@@Thy-Jeb Yes. Yes it is.

[@Thy-Jeb]

@@CalebratedTV beautiful

[@jaygay6576]

@@Thy-Jeb I know I'm so late but what does gg stand for I wish to be enlightened

[@Thy-Jeb]

@@jaygay6576 game grumps

[@l.francesca4780]

Mark: reads the instructions out loud that you can only carry one Doo Key at a time. Also Mark: Surprised and upset 1 minute later to discover he can only carry one Doo Key at a time. Conclusion: Mark Can't Read.

[@jw5386]

No, Mark can't hear himself. Really it makes a lot of sense considering all of the yelling he does.

[@oneeco]

"Numbers mean nothing." Experience bar: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@q_thediddler]

I literally saw this meme while reading

[@popcornin]

Oh my god, that Hairless chin gave me a nostalgia flashback. He just needs the glasses now.

[@MaxiiSMP]

Oh shit

[@gaelic_geek5709]

Or just going back to Sharkfin stage.

[@damiangonzales1151]

Yes

[@Marshal-143]

Why does Mark De-age every year...?

[@messyalien5164]

I know it's amazing

[@sakuraogami6885]

It's the power of shaving

[@messyalien5164]

@@sakuraogami6885 the power of shaving doesn't work with Jack though because he already looks good, I do miss hairless Jack sometimes tho.

[@sakuraogami6885]

Nyan Cat They look like babies when they shave, it's so weird 😅 Everytime they do shave they look like their 2014 (what year did they start?) selves lol

[@Acey4894]

He’s a KZbinr

[@dizzod2112]

20:38 Markiplier - “Please don’t take my keys” Pig - “OINK” (I want ALL the keys)

[@BitterJoyXx]

Destin Hare ???

[@BOOitsaghost]

It's closer to 20:13

[@ramenramrod]

Öink

[@drumrace]

you could tell this was pre-recorded because his beard is gone again

[@seagullsdonthavebuttholes]

Tru

[@123till321]

He shaved it on Unnus Annus

[@losertowne]

Or mabey he magical troll?

[@drumrace]

@@123till321 ya but its grown back

[@drumrace]

DEH CLicK don’t goof me

[@Silent34152]

"The numbers mean nothing" Me: So Mason was interrogated for nothing

[@johnbaker8357]

Nothing like seeing a good ol blackops reference

[@masonnickerson8541]

Well shit, I guess I was.

[@koolkatwarrior]

WHERE IS THE BROADCAST STATION???

[@dariusvalkorian2446]

Black ops was the last cod game to actually have a good campain... So sad

[@Keychan64]

Who is .Mason?

[@Promethe_S]

"Get in the truck and go for it" *tries to get in the tractor*

[@TXFDA]

Mark: "I'm gonna get in the truck" Mark: Clicks on tractor, that's clearly not the TRUCK he found earlier. Also Mark: Blames game for dicking him over. Hmmmmmmm.

[@CpawsGaming]

Spooky 👻👻👻

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

Can you alive

[@someoneoutthere788]

That was annoying

[@Tryptic214]

Game: "Whatever you do, don't try to collect the artifacts out of order" Mark: *clicks on the artifact every time* "Why is he coming after meeeee?"

[@blazewalker7313]

The Artifacts don't have names or differences to distinct one from another though, so you might aswell be guessing from the start onward

[@tytar1037]

Blaze walker they make sounds when you stand close to them. You can tell which one is which. Mark just never figured that out. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster.

[@RamblingGoofball]

Mark: **attempts to get into tractor** Game: The truck would be a faster getaway Mark: I know the truck would be faster so let me in

[@corruptednightshade4555]

mark: "What are they farming? corpses?" me: * laughs in the knowledge of the existence of "body farms" *

[@saracompo6292]

omg i’m not the onlyone that thought that

[@iatemycat5320]

Im sorry what? Whats a body farm-?

[@corruptednightshade4555]

@@iatemycat5320 it's where some people have donated their bodies to science and they put the bodies in various environments, on a land dedicated to this, and people observe how the bodies decay. such as a body in a car decays differently than one in soil. some collages have body farms for its forensic students, such as clemson or tennessee, to help them better understand/know for the future. :3

[@iatemycat5320]

@@corruptednightshade4555 holy shit-

[@carbon1642]

a *w h a t ?*

[@woteveruk1]

mark saying " pig, dont take my keys pig, im begging you pig" that just reminded me a lot of the girl saying " dont eat my boat bear, it doesnt taste good, no bear, stop it "

[@lavendermoonlight1375]

20:14 “0ink” Mark: please, piG don’t take my keys. “0iNk” Mark: Pig,, do nOt take my keys

[@lucycharlton6123]

"Farmer DoNgLe" "Bajeesums" "Shaaaaat" "dOnGlE or DaNgLe" Quotes people have given me- "Der hiss no whey" (I aspire to use these quotes everyday.)

[@vinsanity7517]

Yep, the jumpscares themselves are scary. but not with markiplier saying "Farmer DoNgLe"

[@Airdown]

I would like to nominate the classic "Der hiss no whey" 😆

[@fluiddruid7763]

Video: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING Me, a grieving Unus Annus fan: OH THEY DON'T, DON'T THEY??

[@thedanceofitaly3578]

Cries with you

[@saracompo6292]

i miss it to

[@officialtoddhoward69]

Memento Mori

[@appleuwumer]

as someone who never watched the series, i'm thankful that there's people who archived them lol

[@animeluna115]

*cries in unus

[@pedrostormrage]

6:18 That's the manliest "oink" I've ever heard :P Those mouth-made sound effects were kinda funny (the creaking door - at 23:50 - and the pig were my favorites), except for the too over-the-top ones.

[@canethevelociraptor501]

"Yo pass the aux cord" "You better not play trash" *OINK OINK OINK*

[@bigbadwolf4190]

Mark: "It's not a farm. It's a graveyard. It's a very different thing. What are they farming, corpses?" *C O M E D Y*

[@cheekyleen]

Mark is like testing his patience by not raging too much when not winning the game 😆

[@Cyphiez]

Was I the only one yelling "TURN OFF THE FLASHLIGHT AND THEY WONT SEE YOU?"

[@loganlastname8651]

No I was doing the same thing XD 😂

[@TinaGloria2012]

I wasn't yelling it but thinking it very hard

[@JGordondo]

Yeah I’ve never seen or played this game and I was yelling that

[@B.l.i.s.s.f.u.l]

Yes.

[@nicosotheraccount]

Mark: sees truck in barn Mark: sees what’s clearly a tractor ThIs mUsT bE ThE tRuCk

[@Absi5the]

Mark: walks past the truck to take the tractor to try to escape. Everyone: screaming at him to take the truck

[@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS]

Oh damn, boy u know my content is great and amazing

[@Absi5the]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS whaaattt

[@jackiechan715]

He had to go that way to unlock the exit anyway, and I'm not sure if he had to open it before he could interact properly with the truck, but I would guess so. But it is mildly disappointing that he completely ignored the existence of the truck somehow, when he entered the garage.

[@TroynVortroinus]

Tractor: *exists* Mark: Is this a truck?

[@NyanTheFurry]

“DINGLE AND DANGLE WERE OUTSIDE THE DOORS!” Scary

[@fevre_dream8542]

"The numbers mean nothing" *Distressed mathematician noises*

[@Emiccu]

1:33 "What are they farming corpses?" - Markiplier the comedian 2020

[@viv9175]

The beginning of the video: *"THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING"* Me: Ok so the numbers mean something

[@laminateallama1977]

But what if hes referring to the timer on Unus Annus? Like how their merch is no longer available. Things are gonna keep disappearing throughout the time of Unus Annus, even before the timer ends.

[@viv9175]

LaminateALlama that’s such a good point I didn’t even think of it like that 😲

[@erika-rs3ns]

LaminateALlama istfg if they kill themselves at the end-

[@laminateallama1977]

Just a Fangirl you just turned my double chin into a triple chin why would you say that

[@Bobo-wp2bw]

there was a 2 in the background so maybe it means a heist with markiplier 2

[@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347]

Mark: "this game is unplayable" The how-to-play tab marked by big and bold letters: *"am I a joke to you?"*

[@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347]

@@rhilynnh.4475 yeah but not the part that said you could sneak and hide

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

[@ivandelaguardia1]

A deer can kidnap an adult eagle and fly away with it

[@malinatrosclair8160]

Yay it's you again

[@mherrmann81687]

What kind of eagle? How old is this young deer? Lol

[@SavageBunnyGetMoney]

Some bird , shit on my window today 😡

[@Smolnsalty]

Deer will sometimes eat baby birds

[@Sanguinerose2324]

"Andrew?" **my name** *chuckles* I'm in danger.

[@maetsuri7679]

So is mine

[@Zym3_]

Game: get in the truck. Mark: *runs straight from the truck to a tractor instead.*

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@phalstreamsgames1246]

In Mark's defense, he's a goof.

[@Thecardiaz]

Mark on the second game: It’s impossible Also Mark: Doesnt read “How To Play”

[@randomisaac5959]

He repeatedly said he couldn't see anything that differentiated em

[@midgetlemon5149]

markiplier: “I don’t like green” jacksepticeye: “.........”

[@biteyofbrackenwood]

Septiplier shippers: *Sad face*

[@jaywatermore9553]

we don't mention the shippers. ..dear god.. the shippers..

[@biteyofbrackenwood]

@@jaywatermore9553 I shall speak of them? Never again.

[@NineNineNone]

Jack is red green color blind so he sees green as red soo

[@theadegraaf5480]

@@NineNineNone pretty sure he sees red as green instead of green as red

[@graciedix90]

My thoughts after every room he was going into: "Where does this guy work?"

[@waterotter52]

When he talks about a graveyard not being a farm and farming corpses, did anyone else think of the game Graveyard Keeper?

[@sylusmc]

I did actually 😂

[@Emu19]

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[@TheSolarWolf]

I’m slowly starting to think that all the weird cuts and the fact he’s doing another channel that’s deleting videos that he might be planning on some huge production wise in October or November like some kind of new series. Call it a sneaking suspicion.

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

@CoCo Balls that's not how it works.

[@skypunch8227]

I keep thinking he's going to come out with a video game

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Didn't he already announce Heist 2 plus a secret project?

[@purplepartytigerd1598]

@Connor Barkington In his 25 mil video, right?

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

@@purplepartytigerd1598 sorys I don't remember which one

[@Ryo-gn5mz]

game: the truck would be a faster getaway mark: oh cool how bout ya do it? game: the truck mark: how bout ya do it game: in the garage mark: HOW BOUT YA DO IT!?

[@treybrzezowski3259]

Mark: doesn't realize that he's trying to enter a Tractor Also Mark: "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?"

[@superpaytonmars8852]

"This tree looks like it can be cut down." Me: Quick! Someone get Mark an Hm01!

[@SW337x7007H]

"I love all the sound effects done by mouth." - A hand reaches out from a mouth to grab Mark.

[@cryptidpigeon]

Omg that part happened just as i read this

[@c0linm0rris0n]

@@cryptidpigeon Same XD

[@devyl3057]

@@cryptidpigeon SAME!

[@aristotlerye9033]

@@cryptidpigeon Weirdly enough Same

[@interstellaromelette9466]

"The numbers mean nothing" Something to do with Unnus Annus? Also getting a Darkiplier vibe with the black screen and the screaming in the background

[@ravenwashere1776]

The numbers are referring to the numbers he's been hinting at in recent videos

[@mr.awesome7552]

Ravenwashere 1776 he’s been hinting to numbers?

[@Tegan_The_Nobody]

@@ravenwashere1776 What videos are they in?

[@ravenwashere1776]

@@mr.awesome7552 Yeah, there's been some theories going around about it

[@ravenwashere1776]

@@Tegan_The_Nobody That's the part I'm not sure about. I know he put one of them in the description, and in the live horror game stream the other day, he wanted to reach 33,333 likes, which implies that he's been counting down.

[@devyl3057]

Game: The truck would be much faster Mark: Yeah, that's why I'm trying to get in it Me: You know when people ask you if everything is fine and you say you are but you're not acctually fine...

[@aaronhall7722]

Please don't bring that add up

[@devyl3057]

@@aaronhall7722 Ad* Add is short for addition Ad is short for advertisement

[@JDMensch]

That first game actually had the secret of Lanky Lonky. The second had BIG face, which was my favorite. And the last one was just SHIT 💩 LOL

[@leosydlik2278]

Mark’s favorite video to upload is Three Scary games!!!! Keep them coming!!!! I love watching them!!! They are the best

[@aikitonine1483]

11:34 Mark to pig: YoUr GoNnA gEt A fAcE fUlL oF fUcK! Farmer: *so you have chosen death*

[@tennobytemusic1529]

Mark: "The numbers mean nothing." Me: " Ye, explain that to the FBI."

[@AlphaLegion-2]

FBI: *Peeks through door* hello there

[@DemBigOlEyes]

@@AlphaLegion-2 I didn't know Obi-Wan joined the FBI. Unless you meant the Force-bureau of Investigation.

[@petermarsella6537]

General Kenobi

[@charamells]

FBI is coming for us ahh

[@araamahasla555]

Age is just a number. Prison is just a room.

[@BlueTheWolf218]

I miss the really old “hello everybody my name is markiplier.” Like the ones from amnesia

[@messyalien5164]

I miss that old intro to, he should play more Amnesia

[@patootie3529]

@@messyalien5164 not much to play in amnesia anymore

[@wolfwarlordjake8992]

I just miss the Amnesia days, for Mark and Pewds.

[@Mushieroom814]

No just stop

[@genkureshima9834]

Yeah, without *CHEAP, ANNOYING "JUMPSCARES"*

[@mr.springio8626]

7:51 Mark: Wait, that's the same thing from Big Face!!! (Creature does the sound) Mark:.....Yeah..that's the same thing from Big Face

[@TheAndymacm]

Yes I also watched the video...

[@RealCryptoTest]

Oh god don't let Mark delete the Bigface video

[@firockfinion3326]

Mark: "No human could possibly beat that." Me, in big brain mode: >Places my cat on the keyboard and lets her beat it for me.

[@dimondeater5416]

Firock Finion did she?

[@firockfinion3326]

@@dimondeater5416 I mean obviously, yeah. What did you think I was doing, just making something up for the sake of a funny comment? Jeez next you're gonna think that I never played the game either, or even installed it, or even looked it up. =P

[@spodsder]

@@firockfinion3326 h o w t h o---?

[@MoreGud]

Beginning of game: *Shows every control in the game* Mark: How do I see the list you're talking about

[@Pandachu123]

Oh! "This tree looks like it can be CUT down!" is a Pokémon reference! Haha, that's great! Clever! XD