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[@Yoooshtive]

You look very dapper in that suit of yours mike, have a great day ❤

[@andeywattersons1800]

You too

[@KashiW]

Yo when was the last time I asked

[@guylikesbananas3986]

YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@intoxk7849]

Mike you forgot hook punch to nose🔋

[@Jedi-Dell]

Bro left him bamboozled, confused, and flabbergasted

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

disappointed for 89%

[@d.o6356]

And hornswoggled 🗿

[@chariyaclark5380]

Don't forget perplexed, and puzzled

[@chaoticmeep]

And hoodwinked

[@iransygal]

Discombobulated

[@beerypollens]

Man really just taught people how to be a comedy protagonist.

[@josephbryanasuncion4904]

And save your sanity on that hellspawn bs. Nobody eant to waste time for that bs.

[@compactcow]

wait literally what

[@corvinfrancke6854]

That walkaway killed me😂

[@Fuzefromr6]

I did this all throughout high school and everybody thought i was weird but i was also known by most people cause i hung out with everyone and didnt discriminate nor act like a bitch even though they were

[@KfcOwner]

​@@Fuzefromr6 i mean no wonder everyone thought u were a weirdo

[@rhysmendozavilla2378]

Bro said “say that shit again” in the nicest way possible

[@RRRRRRRR1-k5n]

so true

[@cjandbeeplays]

Fffrefrffrrfrffrfr😊

[@robertboyd3097]

No

[@w花b]

If that still doesn't work, bury his feet in concrete and send hip for a swim

[@foxicecube]

​@@w花bi dont even know how to respond to that, ill edit this reply when i do

[@muhaiminrafid3830]

"Moron" "I am sorry. What was your name?"💀

[@blobstudio]

108 likes and no replies? let me fix that

[@muhaiminrafid3830]

Lol Thanks 🗿

[@blobstudio]

also i burst out in laughter when i read this lol

[@jonslg240]

BJ queen "I'm sorry what were you saying?" BJ queen "What's your name?" Why do you want to know, BJ queen? "*touches their shoulder*" *gets hit in the face* ..don't try to sexually assault me, BJ queen.

[@Rockiestbearfrfr]

@@jonslg240dude what

[@Geoffreyshadid]

“You’re guilty!” “I guess I am.” W Lawyer

[@emoji0_027]

Yo wtf 😂😂😂😂

[@err-7405]

YO THAT'S A GOOD ONE

[@Octol1ng]

best lawyer in the world

[@aahilyusuf01]

This comment damn underrated

[@subhan.Noman.skyranger.725]

Does not work like that

[@somekidonline2941]

Practicing to have no enemies

[@PoofyisDead]

now he gets hit 100 times

[@lightshadernft8156]

Law land saga

[@Mandoh-arc]

But making them rethink their entire life is 10 times funnier

[@YourRich-Friend]

Pulls up to the shooting range

[@UwU-ly8gu]

let's goo

[@blank_C7]

“Before you can confuse your enemy, you must confuse yourself.”

[@M0N0-M0N0]

-sun tzu probably

[@XolixTheIceFairy]

Ok i wont

[@alocskyil]

Nerd emoji insert

[@deeps1999]

😂😂😂🤣

[@OmegaTheWarrior]

-By Confusions

[@dawatashi1782]

“You say I’m arrogant, I say damn right”

[@forsakenmyth8379]

That’s the saiyan pride!

[@LuffyXDGumGum]

Bro thinks he's Vegeta

[@catonputer6158]

"But if they dont repeat after me." "I wish to speak to a lawyer, and I invoke the fifth"

[@TheFemboyFinder]

I invoke the 5th and demand a lawyer

[@0p41]

😂😂😂😂

[@Logomustbedead]

Then he’s gonna somehow end up in prison for lifetime

[@Totally_Not_Robux_Scam69]

This got me😂

[@WFanatic502]

Oh fuck, that's a scary comeback

[@Gaspii3]

bro really hit him with the "I have no enemies" walk 😭

[@aadinathdeshpande4240]

Lmao yeah.

[@setabkhan3081]

Vinland Saga Reference

[@Gaspii3]

@@setabkhan3081 tf is that

[@d.4.m.n]

​@@Gaspii3that's where the I have no enemies thing started

[@itsvince346]

If I did this in school there would be a gang war between tribuang vs back boys

[@pixels4193]

Bro was the definition of "i have no enemies"😭💀

[@sfsspearheadorbital5195]

Bro I was just about it comment that but I saw your comment haaha

[@vitia2285]

💀🗣️💯

[@dym6464]

Man of culture 🗿🗿

[@govindbarwa1806]

I have no enemies except myself

[@IAMEDGINGRN]

​@@govindbarwa1806 You also have me as your enemy

[@okay0926]

"Moron" "I'm sorry, what was your name?" "I invoke the fifth."

[@keanneraineesguerra1885]

Don't you use my own spells against me, Potter"

[@e-unit1579]

“If that doesn’t work, break his legs-“

[@MrDiceZack]

Violence is always the answer

[@tiredasexual_8334]

​@@MrDiceZack"violence isnt the answer, it is the question. And the answer is yes."

[@saya_miguel_akunlama3008]

Good luck facing charges

[@lattomemes4091]

Peace was never an option

[@ShrimpFry_Cute]

@@tiredasexual_8334 *loads shotgun* “nothin’ personal mate, just for self defense.”

[@dudewithagun4228]

MFs that have no enemies:

[@useronski]

Lmfaooo exactly what i was thinking about 😂

[@YourRich-Friend]

You have no enemy’s Mr dudewithagun 💀

[@Where_da_cheese_at]

@@YourRich-Friendindeed my rich friend

[@RealGerardButler]

@@YourRich-Friend his username really is geekin bruh 😭

[@TRex_Hunter]

Same the walk though 😂😂😂

[@julianburgos533]

Remember, if it's an insult, from a friend, insult him back.

[@fireschoolbus]

Ok

[@nguyenbaominh1668]

And make it even more offensive

[@Tyukinj]

​@@ROKaNooo3 weeks later: hey your friend killed himself because his friend said something about his dead parents

[@Tyukinj]

@@ROKaNooo lol

[@kant7260]

@Tyukinj ripbozo?

[@POVvanikaA]

"Your weird" "Thank you!" "That was not a compliment" "too late!" *walks away*

[@kennethkho7165]

thanks, you too

[@NoahLoftier]

Bro roasted him in the most psychological way possible 💀

[@OhBoiItNotMe123]

imagine just cranking a joke and someone did a death stare

[@gbiIlz]

bro took “i have no enemies” to a next level

[@Chickenbiriyani-l3q]

Yes😂

[@trevorgih]

Vinland saga season 2 in a nutshell

[@mrsweirdo0]

​@@trevorgih😂

[@gabriellthegamer6319]

​@@trevorgihoh no

[@needle307]

true

[@LawSama123]

Bro dropped the widest smile in the universe 💀

[@CrazyPlayer-pf2hv]

**Song for denise starts playing**

[@ThisIsBurnReal]

The black person in the dark smiling (meme) : * 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 *

[@saladinsaif417]

He is going to sue him for the rest of his life

[@appleandbees7652]

I like to look down and stay silent for a good 10 seconds then look back at them saying “well that’s that” and then leave without a second a thought and stopping mid way to stand with a blank stare before running off, really get their heart confused

[@jdsmusic5587]

bruhhhh i should try this lol

[@JoeSmith-qy6qo]

i love the blank stare. it’s even better if you don’t blink

[@foxicecube]

​@@JoeSmith-qy6qoive taught myself to never blink in a argument, freaks almost everyone out when you are yelling at a guy and hes just like😐

[@JoeSmith-qy6qo]

@@foxicecube i’m going to try this out

[@-Cloud-9-Nine-]

Or leave them mentally devastated with comeback that god gifted to you in a moment of pure genius

[@ThatOneIsSus]

“At least I’m not *[incredibly insulting thing]* “

[@ghostywarrior]

​@@ThatOneIsSus _Yes, yes you are infact_ [incredibly insulting thing] yes you are, infact, we all are _🍷🗿_

[@gigaguy2424]

@@ghostywarrior Man i hate this conversation you guys are[ incredibly hurtful insult]

[@pips705]

@@ghostywarrior🗿🍷

[@pips705]

@@ghostywarrior🗿🍷

[@mr.yungthug5166]

The “I have no enemies” one, truly is an effective move. Thorfinn would be proud…

[@Velfnar]

Peak character development

[@smileyd4644]

I was gonna say tyat

[@yeeetchuu]

thors

[@adventuress904]

THEY RUINED THAT GODDAMN SHOW AND I REFUSE TO WATCH UNTIL THE FINALE HAS COME OUT! lol I prefer the Askelad approach "Everyone is my enemy, but they think I'm their friend"

[@valiant7999]

ThorFinn? Like the Viking?

[@FRISHR]

“You just kiIIed millions, you’re a war criminal!” “I guess I am a war criminal, I guess I am!” 🕺🏻

[@diamond9214]

I couldnt hear what you were saying May you repeat that?

[@gigachad364]

​@@diamond9214I invoke the fifth

[@goku277db]

@@gigachad364i uninvoke your fifth

[@VCJSV]

​@@goku277dbi wanna speak to a lawyer

[@Flynn_Stones]

​@@VCJSVyou can speak to ours inbetween each round of waterboarding

[@yasaiinamar]

"I guess I am a moron." I was so surprised, I laughed 😂😂😂

[@EthanMaloneEthanMalone2020]

The “what was your name” is soul crushing lol

[@zplays676]

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only 4 to reach out and slap someone"

[@spiritualism8029]

LMFAO THIS SHOULD BLOW UP

[@User80086]

@@spiritualism8029fr

[@notsamiplive1726]

Wtf that fix it

[@Garbanza527]

@@spiritualism8029 okay *plants a bomb in the replies*

[@adamdanieladventures]

@@spiritualism8029IKR 😂😂

[@NotxbossThexbot]

Personally, i just troll them to the point that they cant even reply with anything legible anymore 😂

[@OnMyLunchBreak07]

Moron.

[@jaggarowen-nh7lk]

I do the same especially with people who aren’t even with arguing with I’ve done pretty much everything in this video and more usually it just confused people and they don’t fw me

[@gamingwithrandom6982]

@@jaggarowen-nh7lk i hit them with the uno reverse and insult them with a 100x magnitude of what they said. Like some kid said to go back to where i came from and is said," I am assuming you came from the dumpster, so go hop in that trash can." Then they tried to hit me with a basketball and i said," This is ironic, because you look like you got hit in the face with a ball many times." No one fw me after that.

[@WhateverYouWantToDraw]

I usually just start talking to them about random stuff until their annoyed

[@Randomnumbers-153]

Fr

[@ImNotMrNooby]

Bro's the definition of "i have no enemies"

[@stevenabro]

“B!tch” “Double it and give it to the next person”

[@theexperincedlo7844]

And that's how lesbians were ma-

[@mrbaconeggs1171]

This is the greatest series of comments I think I’ve ever witnessed

[@Neel9477]

😂😂👍

[@Dave-the-chicken]

@@theexperincedlo7844omg😂

[@kingboy1144]

​@@theexperincedlo7844😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrunoDeLeon2011]

Bro took ''I have no enemies'' to whole other level.

[@buddha-gggg-ahddub9896]

​@@F1REPROOFEDagree to disagree

[@F1REPROOFED]

@@buddha-gggg-ahddub9896 do you know this dumbo?? Why you defend him 😡 you must be dumbo BIG DUMBO

[@RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]

@@buddha-gggg-ahddub9896 disagree

[@wiltry8686]

This coment has 3 six likes..

[@Sejin133]

Bro i was thinking this man has no enemies

[@zacharycardon2353]

"If you can't convince em', confuse em'!" -Garfield

[@AstoraNoble]

thank you garf

[@MrDailyclips937]

He never said dat shit nigga

[@saya_miguel_akunlama3008]

Thats what I do

[@noelbaudy5371]

The lawyer just committed battery and walked away with that cheesy ass smile

[@haver2250]

Bro doubled the moral damage and gave it to the next person 💀

[@ignoringewe9441]

Yes you did the deed with my mother

[@jackaboy123]

@@ignoringewe9441 Double it and give it to the next person. Your mother and your sister

[@SirPlayzAlot]

@@jackaboy123Double it and give it to the next person. Your Uncle and Step-Bro

[@DontWorryIamTheStrongest]

​@@SirPlayzAlotdouble it and give it to the next person. ME!

[@SirPlayzAlot]

@@DontWorryIamTheStrongest *proceeds to cast spell that blow up your pancakes with mind and make you a virgin forever*

[@tuba.mp3]

i usually just keep saying “ok” until they get annoyed 💀

[@Idklol2866]

Same and then they start screaming at the top of there lungs from anger

[@ForourLord95]

I do to and then brush my shoulder off, smile and walk away like it means nothing to me.

[@neonic3858]

Ok

[@StarcobyFufu-mq3mj]

Same and then they just kept quiet

[@seistoYT]

Fr “I hate you” ok “No like I really hate you” ok “I want u to die” ok Based on a true story

[@tjeffersonb]

My dad’s old trick is to respond by looking at them with a concerned expression for a couple seconds, before asking “are you sure you’re alright?”

[@Justin-ui5ti]

Dang the disrespect. Words are one thing, but mix that with actions and gestures and you can smite anyone.

[@ruthumus]

Another way to mess with their mind is to do the same concerned look, pause, and say “Yeah _____ was right about you all along” works so much and it’s so funny to see what they have to say.

[@GenshinAddict]

MY MOM SAID THAT TOO!

[@TheKiddSoftYT]

I just start yelling “WHAT YOU CALLED ME GAY HEY TEACHER I JUST GOT CALLED GAYYYYYYYY”

[@lfztomwes]

​@@TheKiddSoftYT Maybe they're not so far from the truth

[@kirby2472]

“ I HAVE NO ENEMIES. “

[@mbwple]

This caught me off guard

[@CrackheadMasterpieceIsEthical]

The way he walks away like

[@TehGhostWhoPlay]

Thorfinn when he Vinland all over his saga

[@Sourajbanerjee]

"🗿"

[@TeraChad23]

Relatable

[@Toocant]

The absolute best is asking someone to repeat themselves after they’ve said something nasty. They will get too ashamed

[@iyaayas]

Depends on the person and situation. If the insult is warranted, there's no backing down. When the "insulted party" wears the insult like a badge of honor, there's really no point in continuing. The "insultING party" will be wasting time to try to continue. ED can just walk away leaving ING behind yo decide what to do about it.

[@RvedePrime]

Sometimes people are like: "oh, so you are deaf too?"

[@iyaayas]

@@RvedePrime My response: "Yep, I'm deaf, dumb, and blind." (Evidence shows otherwise.) Btw: In this context, Dumb is alluding to the physical inability to speak.

[@doofystuff]

​​@@iyaayas what?

[@ishowdiorr3639]

Anytime u do this u win every argument and this is something I do and always do for the rest of my life

[@aey624]

The conceal carry glock i have:

[@NCR-Trooper]

Him: _💀_

[@amistrophy]

​@@NCR-Trooper is that a fucking italicized emoji 😃😃😃😃

[@s4v4gedragone43]

Shut up you will and Shot you I will not

[@ludoviclacroix6258]

​@@NCR-Trooper how tf 😭 teach me the wayssss plsss

[@tommynotdream398]

​@@ludoviclacroix6258 Put n underscore (_) between an emoji. Like this _ 😭 _ but without the spaces in between. _💀_

[@mstrbritodstroy]

Bro really has no enemies 💀

[@solgoodguy577]

Bro is going to vinland fr

[@-silx2391]

​@@solgoodguy577 fr

[@falleninstincts2399]

fr

[@0Fallen0]

3 secs into vinland saga:

[@0Fallen0]

Wait till he reads berserk

[@Spooked10]

This dude has no enemy’s 😂

[@ultraendy435]

“Moron” “Damn that’s crazy” *walks away*

[@anoguser146]

Its too overpowered the admins need to nerf that counter

[@andrewtran7787]

How to make enemies 101

[@OOFBOY2907]

I just give them the biggest smile and say in my cheeriest voice “Yea I am!”

[@lazar4126]

no u dont 😭😭

[@Froge4291]

Strike a pose like Mohammad Abdul while saying it for extra points

[@BoopyTheFox]

YES I AM! 🌝👍

[@riklund691]

The phrase "It takes one to know one."Helps.

[@EarthshakerOnamazu]

possibly the most cringe comment of all time

[@urosmirkovic-mf5co]

Bro really did ,,the walk of fame"💀

[@Somemetalguy-mm3su]

298 likes and zero replies? Lemme fix that

[@OFWGKTA_Fan]

​​@@Somemetalguy-mm3su 373 likes and only 1 reply, lemme fix that

[@TheQuoteEditz]

@@OFWGKTA_Fan433 likes and two replies? Lemme fix that

[@masumgaming7699]

508 likes with only 3 replies??? Lemme fix that

[@No_one225]

592 like and 4 replies? lemme fix that real quick

[@WhatABusyDay]

I love how Alok ji replies so calmly.

[@turk021]

"You're a moro-" "I invoke the fifth"

[@DarkSociety2]

😂😂😂i need to talk to a lawyer

[@Ilovestrawberie]

Yes

[@pravaltojeferson]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boiiiiiiiiiii712]

Bro walked off like a Chad ☠️

[@AddisonPlaysRoblox1]

*giga chad

[@herokid6789]

@@AddisonPlaysRoblox1 *chad

[@AddisonPlaysRoblox1]

@@herokid6789 *giga chad

[@boiiiiiiiiiii712]

Why is there a war about this 🤣

[@AzaleaM]

Someone called me annoying the other day. I just went “That’s right!” And that made them so embarrassed they didn’t say another word to me.

[@rabiolied]

Bro just taught everyone how to not have any enemies

[@birdShadow4201]

And how to avoid drama and being a moron

[@DeliciousHam69]

the thorfinn grindset

[@sig5816]

when it happens, I ask them to repeat it, even if I heard what they said the first time, because an insult loses it's punchline when it needs to be repeated

[@ItsAryax]

another tip:Avoid them & don't be around Sh#t people

[@yosyp5905]

its*

[@billyyank5807]

And that's when i say "you heard exactly what i said, get your ears checked".

[@gabrielbarros493]

And then they call you deaf

[@mr.switchblade604]

​@@billyyank5807 That's when I reply, "Whatever floats your boat, man." and go on with my day, because you're too scared to repeat yourself.

[@shooshiwhooshi8736]

I just say "Thanks you too" and walk away

[@jfrazz9729]

This literally made me lol 😂

[@Jerrycan7]

Cringe😂

[@akthegamer047]

😂😂

[@brandonsholly6917]

​@@Jerrycan7yes, you are...

[@average_person444]

​@@Jerrycan7 thanks you too

[@Foxy_Fan1200]

I often stand still with a smile contemplating about life & getting so caught up in it I sometimes don't notice things happening around me.I started doing this in 5th grade.

[@Pas-zu8gp]

Bro left him with his concept of reality destroyed and had him question his own existence

[@redissus7148]

Blud has no enimies

[@owencoldiron2246]

Mfs who got no enemies:

[@L47M]

Walked away like a Level 99 Mafia Boss.

[@theredhood028]

Bro 💀💀💀

[@noob_playz_roblox]

Bro took :"I have no enemies" to another lvl💀

[@chinito1011]

Bro walked away like he was happy with his life and job

[@Kuregatzu]

Bro had the goofiest, happy go-lucky type of walk ive ever seen

[@Zaiddddd128]

Bro got the “gta NPC walk”💀 Edit:thanks for the likes guys🙏

[@-GordonFreeman]

W Animation

[@chuckreid4958]

FR

[@Dark-zd7cs]

mike is giving me the cool dad vibes 😂😂Amazing...

[@olegpetrovic]

"I guess I am a moron for listening to you" Even better comeback

[@balls3858]

NOOO don't EVER say that if you still wanna have friends PLEASE

[@_giggidy]

Pre school comeback

[@savexthem4314]

@@balls3858dont ever call someone elses comment unfunny if you ever want to have friends lmao

[@balls3858]

@@savexthem4314 says your dumbass? Who tf are you talking to?

[@BananaColada]

​@Balls bro i dont want to be friends with anyone who can't handle being called stupid anyway💀💀💀

[@pelmeni_va]

My favourite was "oh, thanks! You have a nice day, bud!" then I'd just walk away and they'd be absolutely flabbergasted.

[@jameshunter7005]

Won't work in the hood

[@pelmeni_va]

@@jameshunter7005 🤓

[@thunderhooves4400]

​@@jameshunter7005I doubt someone in the hood is gonna call someone a moron of all words

[@ldmtag]

I don't call people swear words, but I'd say it's probably a very common reaction. If I called you "more on"(😅😉), and you reacted "have a nice day", I'd probably answer "very funny, d***head"

[@bruh-q1g]

Bro… don’t say something that animated 💀💀 that will get u clowned on way harder lmao just ignore it or say something like “ok” ur doing too much 😭

[@SIGURDRH]

Wisdom has been chasing you. But you have always been faster

[@dnacrizpy6356]

Man's the embodiment of "I have no enemies" 🗿

[@brad9167]

i just say “okay” with a straight face and it makes them mad and walk away💀

[@bobross3003]

Igor on vinyl?

[@mariner355]

if the cops says my name IM IGOR

[@bobross3003]

@@mariner355 let's go let's go I ain't playin around?

[@mariner355]

@@bobross3003 red nose red nose all u 🤡is clowns

[@Trefl_The_Catboy]

Dawg just left him on read irl 💀😂

[@akthegamer047]

To understand this comment... That read prefer the past or present?😅🥲

[@Trefl_The_Catboy]

@@akthegamer047 I meant it in the past. You know what "getting left on read means", right?

[@AdamDilloo]

When someone calls me a a piece of s.... I usually say "I know I am..." with a sad face, it typically makes them feel bad.. 😂

[@zacklyons1284]

I always used to say, “Love you, too!” in a really cheerful tone. It confused them enough to shut them up.

[@SHOEBILLMEMEZ]

Just say "I'll kiss you mf*

[@tacotuttle]

@@SHOEBILLMEMEZ Nah just kiss them no words

[@SHOEBILLMEMEZ]

@@tacotuttle kiss em goodnight

[@ntrimsha]

@@SHOEBILLMEMEZ **smooch** goodnight **bonk**

[@x0x0_river]

@@SHOEBILLMEMEZno homo bro

[@don1410]

Just stare for 10 seconds, shake your head and say "ok" and walk away

[@Adreeyun3.0]

bro just taught us how to calm ourselves from saying something

[@liminalwysteria]

When someone insults me, I just silently stare at them with a grin on my face

[@BuckScrotumn]

If I was upset and insulted someone who then agreed with me and walked away in the most unnatural and cartoony fashion imaginable it would bother me for the rest of my life 😂😂😂

[@KdEAG1112]

Hahajhahahahahahahah 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zooma_on_paws]

100th like

[@Zooma_on_paws]

100th like

[@Zooma_on_paws]

100th like

[@trynafindRocky]

​@@Zooma_on_pawsluz

[@SkiingIsLife1009]

"Hey, you're a moron!" "Actually sir i invoke the 5th"

[@Waves_Dreemurr]

Bro took" mfs that dont have enemies " to whole other level edit: rest in peace notifications

[@TZ7Theone]

I agree lol😂

[@kinsley_yy]

Fr

[@Gilgamesh_king_of_heroes]

😂You are not my enemy

[@TheThomasBerry]

It’s amazing how well this works. Asking them to repeat it causes them to self reflect and they get super uncomfortable.

[@Buplo]

I usually thank them whilst not paying much attention and if that doesnt work i just stare directly past them

[@litranight2810]

Bro is the kind of guy that has no enemys

[@KfcOwner]

Bro you probably look like the goofiest dude in the whole city when i insult someone i want them to insult me back if you just act like that ill just assume your an introverted loser

[@KiteShoot]

@@litranight2810thorfinn relates

[@rugved4009]

"Try the blank stare" - Gets kicked in the balls

[@devon9232]

Not to a lawyer, he'll get his ass thrown to jail

[@aluminiumknight4038]

Didn't say to keep your guard down

[@aquilschutte]

If u keep blank he will call you npc and molester you in the butthole

[@Mordalon]

That’s called assault.

[@Cage66666]

​@@Mordalonnah that's battery

[@giantcat4354]

I just say "Thanks", smile and pretend I didn't hear properly or that it doesn't matter enough to even land. Not being hurt takes their power.

[@balls3858]

Thats do unfunny 😭 you're not some big guy for that lmfao

[@Theviolentredpanda]

​@@balls3858Your username is balls and your calling someone else unfunny 💀

[@unknownmoonlight4572]

​@@balls3858 to quote giant cat, Thanks!

[@balls3858]

@@unknownmoonlight4572 ??? That's autistic

[@balls3858]

@@Theviolentredpanda sorry "corgi cartoonist" didn't wanna make you mad

[@landoRiver-et2pl]

He truly had no enemies

[@yenvuu]

As a kid growing up with many siblings, I often got called mean or unfair. In that case, 10 year old me would say "I know, right?" or "You're so right" to confuse them. It usually worked.

[@ldmtag]

I think it wasn't an insult, it was just fact. Or at least their genuine opinion.

[@rustleancar131]

'usually' When did it not work?

[@DaPoulet360]

Overkill, you made him rethink his whole life, now he has a job 💀

[@stealthninjax7289]

Underrated comment man

[@ralphael3379]

The enemy got confused They hurt themselves in their confusion.

[@deakinhoracek502]

The blank stare is another name for the decision on how to take them out when they least expect it

[@cheaterflakez9952]

Um u spelt *tell* wrong 🤓

[@deakinhoracek502]

@cheaterflakez9952 thanks I meant take

[@thelegenddeuce]

​@@cheaterflakez9952I guess I am a nerd, I guess I am

[@ellawowowow]

@@deakinhoracek502 calmest reaction to being corrected on spelling ever

[@felixsaad1842]

@@cheaterflakez9952You spelled “spelled” wrong 🤨

[@Galatic_Gaylord]

Another good one is to say in a NON PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE way and in a genuine concerned voice, "Are you ok?"

[@avnimandloi1107]

Concerned is the best tone for this.

[@malaikakhan28]

More often than not, they are actually very much NOT okay, so this will get on their nerves for sure.

[@SKYWD-HAZEL._]

That one wouldn’t work with the kids at my school.

[@EmDashYT]

I'm partial to the "hearty laugh" and ignore method. Always pisses them off more and makes me laugh my ass off xD

[@maxnolife_]

I find it best to just laugh with them and create confusion

[@scenepunk09]

"Haha...mmmk 😜" pisses them off lol

[@popeye123go]

Mike:Emotional damage

[@victorjozek5384]

A good trick is to laugh at them like it was an embarassing attempt to attack you, and it also makes crying tears look like happy ones.

[@SquashIsPro]

bro I would def cry being called a moron or stinky poo poo stank butt 🤭🤭🤭 (🤥)

[@blazeneko3384]

How does laughing work? You are showing you liked that insult, then not insulting back is rude

[@whysoserious69940]

No.. better to do a fake laugh .. And stop laughing suddenly ..Best trick

[@filesaved365]

bro was flabbergasted,touchéd,bamboozled,confused,paralelled,bewilderbeasted,dumbstruck,discombobulated and weirded out by Mike

[@HikapsMax]

Add "bewilderbeasted"

[@TheJokerwho1aughs-w1k]

Add “dumbstruck”

[@darrellwillis4871]

Add "Discombobulated"

[@Billcipher_fan5]

Bro was absolutely losing his marbles after that

[@justsomeguywithahood1954]

indeed he was very baffled, bewildered, confounded, discombobulated, dumbfounded, flummoxed, mystified, nonplussed, perplexed, puzzled, stupefied, surprised, thrown off, uncertain, unsettled, addled, agog, astounded, astonished, dazed, disoriented, floored, foggy, gobsmacked, incredulous, muddled, shocked, speechless, stumped, thunderstruck, troubled, uncomprehending, unnerved, and wonderstruck.

[@hajrijegjibegji6326]

the embodiment of " i dont have any enemies"

[@NickRBLX17]

Jit really left him guessing 💀

[@Perellux]

When he said “I guess I am” I thought they were gonna aggressively make out☠️

[@ゾインク]

W..what...

[@mr.liquifier8343]

That actually happened in the cut take

[@YamiLunaria]

​@@mr.liquifier8343 source? For a friend...

[@shrekchrist2857]

@@mr.liquifier8343 sauce?

[@terran236]

Lol😂 ghey

[@Althebear]

After the last time, you came back into frame and beat the shit out of the guy

[@Ploaper]

"then we have finally something in common"

[@Cocoa.Tresbelle]

I like this one 😂

[@RidhoThew]

I swear this skit getting more better

[@mepo_]

Bro has no enemies

[@DrDubMemes]

I honestly thought he would say “take them to court”

[@NotxbossThexbot]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i am suing this man for saying mean words"

[@andrewlance3898]

"Slander and defamation is no joke."

[@pawer_themaw]

every single bully in my school does this when insulting.

[@devinnie7572]

"I never thought about it that way" is a personal favorite of mine.

[@phizzspokemonshack8824]

4, punch them

[@benjamindmanzanilla]

😂😂😂

[@olegpetrovic]

5, blast 'em

[@Isiskaksksksksskkskskss]

That would be me man these steps would just get you fucking laughed at man

[@phizzspokemonshack8824]

@@Isiskaksksksksskkskskss this was me a few days ago, mf called me fat so I smacked him

[@benjamindmanzanilla]

@@Isiskaksksksksskkskskss facts lmao